Topic: Milf

35 chapters across the catalog

Pocket Pardon
Episode 1563 2:03:11 - 2:11:44

1563: Pocket Pardon

Executive Producer Credits and Dana Brunetti's Gran Turismo

Hollywood producer Dana Brunetti contributes to the show, leading to a discussion about his upcoming film "Gran Turismo" starring Orlando Bloom. Brunetti requests a title change to "Governor of the Great State of El Dorado," while other executive producers are thanked for their financial support.

Peak Woke
Episode 1345 2:45:11 - 2:53:44

1345: Peak Woke

Mother's Day Donor Roll, Global Listener Tributes

The hosts read a long list of Mother's Day donations and tributes from listeners across the globe, including North Dakota, Louisiana, and the UK. Many donors contribute $59.21 or similar amounts to honor their mothers and wives. The segment serves as a high point of listener engagement and community appreciation.

Electrical College
Episode 1300 2:19:12 - 2:22:07

1300: Electrical College

Audra Matthews, Birthday and De-douching

A producer celebrates the birthday of his girlfriend, Audra Matthews, and requests a "de-douching" for himself after listening since episode one without donating. The note describes how Audra transitioned from a "commie liberal" to a skeptical media consumer through the show. The segment concludes with a series of celebratory jingles.

Infodemic
Episode 1261 1:45:06 - 1:52:16

1261: Infodemic

On-Air Marriage Proposal and Home Remodeling Struggles

In a special segment, Knight Sam Lewis proposed to Dame Sarah on-air after a decade of listenership. The note detailed Sam's struggles with a DIY home remodel and the challenges of living with a "lefty CNN-quoting" mother-in-law. The segment included a critique of the education system, suggesting that students in "useless" gender studies programs should instead enroll in vocational schools for plumbing and construction.

Curtain Wranglers
Episode 1241 2:52:45 - 2:56:27

1241: Curtain Wranglers

Grumpy Green Guy, Melissa O. Medal and Wiki Collaboration

"Grumpy Green Guy" and "Mitch the Meat Cutter" sent in donations, with Mitch highlighting the hard work of his wife Melissa during the quarantine. A producer from Palo Alto discussed ongoing work on the No Agenda Wiki. The segment included various "boomer uncle" jokes and a "milf" call-out for a smoking hot wife on Mother's Day.

Curtain Wranglers
Episode 1241 3:02:38 - 3:06:44

1241: Curtain Wranglers

MILF Call-outs, Eric Boyd and Desperate Need for Jobs

Eric Boyd, who discovered the show via Joe Rogan, requested "Jobs" karma after losing his job to "coronavirus fear hype." The hosts noted the unusual number of "MILF" and "smoking hot wife" call-outs in the Mother's Day donations. They concluded that the lockdown has made men more appreciative of the work their wives do at home.

Batteries Not Included
Episode 1029 1:31:34 - 1:35:40

1029: Batteries Not Included

The Domain in Austin and "Inside-Out" Malls

A visit to "The Domain" in Austin, Texas, is described as an "internment camp" for high-end shopping and living. The development is an "inside-out mall" where people live in apartments above standalone retail stores. The area is characterized by a high concentration of tech workers, hipsters on scooters, and "MILFs," representing a modern trend in urban live-work-play environments.

Trolling for Majors
Episode 739 11:11 - 16:21

739: Trolling for Majors

Patricia Paay, Major Category, and Mature Dating Trends

A personal dinner in Rotterdam with media personality Patricia Paay leads to a discussion on modern social nomenclature for mature women. Beyond the terms "MILF" and "Cougar," the term "Major" is introduced to describe women in their 60s who date significantly younger men. The segment details the aggressive nature of Dutch paparazzi and the rapid speed of social media publicity.

Revolution of Dignity
Episode 603 56:07 - 59:41

603: Revolution of Dignity

Bettendorf Iowa, Google Fiber Privacy, MILF Photo Submission

A donation from Bettendorf, Iowa, prompts a discussion about the town's history and its municipal gigabit Ethernet. Dvorak recalls an April Fool's column he wrote about Sioux City changing its name to Gateway City. The hosts also discuss the privacy implications of "free" Google Fiber in Austin and acknowledge a photo submission from a listener's wife.

Exploding Generator
Episode 668 39:55 - 45:21

668: Exploding Generator

Producer Donations, Chicago Southland Propagation

Donors from Joseph, Oregon, and Chicago contributed to the show, with one requesting a "MILF shout-out" for his wife. Sir Zog of Elwood reported on his efforts to propagate the "No Agenda formula" in the Chicago Southland area and his interactions with British citizens regarding the Scottish independence vote. Technical issues with the live stream were briefly addressed by the show's technical support, Void Zero.

Uptalking Dudes
Episode 572 1:55:53 - 2:01:39

572: Uptalking Dudes

Producer Donations, Silver Coins, Small Business Support

A segment dedicated to acknowledging listener donations includes a discussion on physical silver coins sent by a producer in Alabama. The hosts thank various donors from Canada, the UK, and the US, providing "karma" for job searches and birthdays. They emphasize the importance of listener support in maintaining the show's ad-free model.

Associative Propaganda
Episode 549 1:57:30 - 2:01:07

549: Associative Propaganda

Donor Shout-outs, 69-69 Club, Cold Church on the Rhine

A series of donations are acknowledged, including a "MILF" shout-out for a 40th birthday and several $69.69 contributions. Bjorn Pennenberg from the Netherlands is thanked for his donation from "Koudekerk aan de Rijn," which Dvorak correctly translates as the "Cold Church on the Rhine." The hosts joke about Curry's potential career in adult films during the donation segment.

Bono Douchebag
Episode 524 2:07:56 - 2:12:28

524: Bono Douchebag

Knighting Ceremony, Sir Gray of the Round Table

The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for Christopher Gray, who becomes "Sir Gray." The ritual includes a long list of "required" items for a knight, including "scotch, wenches, and beer." They also grant "Milfage karma" to his wife, Sandra, as part of the high-level donation recognition.

Pet Food Stamps
Episode 492 2:07:14 - 2:18:32

492: Pet Food Stamps

Swazilnuff Club, PayPal Subscription Issues

The hosts address recurring issues with PayPal cancelling listener subscriptions without notice. They acknowledge members of the "Swazilnuff Club" who make up for missed payments with larger one-time donations. The segment includes various jingles for "Science," "MILFs," and "Job Karma" as requested by producers.

Episode 483 2:10:52 - 2:33:46

483: Culture Creationism

Swazzlenuff Donation Streak, Douchebag Callouts and MILF List

The donation segment continues with numerous $69.69 contributions. The hosts perform "douchebag callouts" for friends of listeners who have not yet donated and add several wives to the show's "MILF list" per donor requests. Recurring audio jingles involving Hillary Clinton and "Mac and Cheese" are played in response to specific contributions.

Episode 451 1:28:27 - 1:33:55

451: Mass of Tax Nuts

Birthday Shout-outs and the Fifth Column

The hosts process several donations, including a "MILF shout-out" for a producer's wife and a request for gambling karma in Las Vegas. They discuss the definition of a "fifth column"—a group that undermines a nation from within—and embrace the term as a description for their mission to deconstruct mainstream media.

Tripwire
Episode 434 1:39:22 - 1:43:41

434: Tripwire

Numerical Sex Positions, 69 Streak, Birthday Wishes

A discussion on the "69" donation streak continues, with listeners attempting to keep the streak alive through precise timing. References are made to XKCD's numerical sex positions. Birthday wishes are sent to listeners celebrating in Jamaica and elsewhere.

Chaff Hat
Episode 422 1:36:14 - 1:39:56

422: Chaff Hat

Maine Property Purchase, Sir DaGoJay, Smoking Hot MILF

Producers Brian and Susie share their success in closing on a 152-acre property in Maine. Other listeners request nighthoods and "de-douching," including a birthday shout-out for a child named Kai and a move to South Carolina.