Topic: Texas

Andy Hall of Ponal, Maine, credited the podcast with providing the "clarity and voice of reason" necessary to survive working in the Texas oil fields. He noted that his father, known as "Ponal Geek" in the artist community, had been hitting him in the mouth with the show since episode one. Hall committed to regular future donations to ensure the show's continuation.

Producers Travis from Arizona, Scott Clark, and Andy Hall submit donations to honor the passing of John C. Dvorak. Travis reflects on being introduced to Dvorak through Cranky Geeks, while Andy Hall credits the show for helping him through his career in the Texas oil fields. The segment includes a request for a "de-douching" and mentions a LinkedIn connection for listeners to share stories.

Sir Chris Cowan, a 64-year-old "dude named Ben," reflects on following Dvorak's entire career. He mentions his plans for the semi-annual Fredericksburg meetup and his disappointment that Dvorak never made it to a Texas event.

Sir Ducifer promotes a major memorial meetup at Crousey Springs in Spicewood, Texas, to celebrate the life of John C. Dvorak. The hosts read an extensive list of upcoming meetups scheduled through November in locations ranging from Bangkok to Amsterdam. The segment emphasizes that meetup attendees serve as "first responders" for one another in times of emergency.

Adam Curry provides the final sign-off from Fredericksburg, Texas, while acknowledging the Dvorak and Lawton families in Northern Silicon Valley. The episode concludes with a reminder to support the show via donations and a final "Adios mofos" and "Ahoy hoy." The broadcast ends with a memorial song dedicated to the memory of John C. Dvorak.

Adam Curry reports on severe flooding in the Texas Hill Country, noting that the Guadalupe River is facing a 35-foot wall of water affecting Kerrville. The discussion shifts to technical issues with Microsoft Hello appearing on Windows 10 systems and the frequency of emergency alerts on iPhones. John C. Dvorak mentions receiving false earthquake alerts in Northern California.

A detailed anecdote describes how Anheuser-Busch acquired the Bud.com domain from a fan in rural Texas. Rather than a multi-million dollar settlement, the owner requested a six-pack of long-neck Budweiser delivered by August Busch. The story serves as a contrast to modern high-stakes domain name disputes.

British activist Tommy Robinson recently toured Texas, appearing on Laura Logan's show and speaking at various churches. Robinson's message focused on warnings of a "Muslim takeover" within 18 months. The hosts discuss his effectiveness as a speaker despite his controversial reputation and criminal history in the United Kingdom.

Ranchers report devastating infestations of the Asian Longhorned Tick, with cattle being found "covered" in the parasites within days. The hosts discuss a theory from "Texas Slim" that this is a targeted operation by foreign-owned meatpackers to undermine American ranchers. The segment suggests a correlation between these biological issues and the smuggling of drugs and people via cattle transports.

Eight members of a North Texas Antifa terror cell received federal prison sentences totaling 450 years in Fort Worth. These represent the first federal anti-fraud terrorism convictions in United States history. The defendants still face state charges including conspiracy and attempted murder following an incident at a migrant detention facility.

A Tesla operating in automated driving mode crashed into a home in Katy, Texas, resulting in the death of a 76-year-old woman. The incident sparks a discussion on new 2026 federal mandates requiring driver-monitoring cameras and remote "kill switches" in all new vehicles. Concerns are raised regarding the vulnerability of these systems to hackers and remote government control.

A reported "Mahjong mania" is sweeping through states like Texas and Florida, with women forming dedicated clubs and rooms for the game. The National Mahjong League, founded in 1937, currently boasts over 350,000 members. The trend is compared to past fads like Twister and is noted for its recent appearance in a Hallmark movie.

Experts from the Rand Corporation and CNBC discuss the technical challenges of reopening the Strait of Hormuz, including the potential need for mine clearing. While narrow corridors could open in days, full commercial traffic may take weeks to normalize. Meanwhile, gasoline prices in Texas have dropped to $4.20, though California prices remain significantly higher due to state-specific regulations and taxes.

The hosts sign off from the Texas Hill Country and Northern Silicon Valley, wishing all fathers a happy Father's Day. They remind listeners to support the show via the "Value for Value" model and announce the next broadcast for Thursday. The episode concludes with a custom musical mix featuring show themes, listener-contributed audio, and a final "Adios Mofos."

Reports suggest that Mexican cartels are smuggling 800,000 head of cattle annually from Central America into Mexico using falsified records. This illicit trade is being blamed for the reintroduction of the screwworm parasite into Texas, prompting calls for military action against cartel operations.

A theory is presented suggesting that Mexican crossbreed cattle are being used as "gigantic smuggling vehicles" for drugs and people across the US border. The lack of thorough inspections for every cattle car provides a cover for illicit activity, a concept reportedly explored in Taylor Sheridan's television series. Additionally, an update is provided on "Texas Slim," who is taking a 21-day hiatus from his travels across the country.

Matt Gutman anchors the CBS Evening News, leading with a mass shooting in West Texas and Midwest tornadoes. CBS is the only network of the three to feature Elon Musk's trillionaire status in its opening teaser. The broadcast concludes with a Steve Hartman "On the Road" segment about twin sisters, which the hosts criticize as a "weak" human interest story compared to the other networks.

Dutch radio and television stations have requested interviews regarding the World Cup games in Dallas. The logistics of traveling between Dallas, Austin, and Fredericksburg are discussed, highlighting the influx of a million annual tourists to Fredericksburg and the desire for privacy from local residents.

Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller criticized the USDA's sterile fly program following a confirmed screwworm case in a goat in Gillespie County. Miller advocates for the Screwworm Adult Suppression System (SWAS) over the current method of releasing billions of sterile flies, which he claims is failing to stop the parasite's 1,100-mile march from Mexico.

A brief anecdote illustrates the culture of property security in Texas, where a septic maintenance worker sent a text message requesting that all trip mines and explosives be disengaged before he entered the property for a routine inspection.