Texas Hill Country Flooding, Microsoft Hello, and Emergency Alerts
Adam Curry reports on severe flooding in the Texas Hill Country, noting that the Guadalupe River is facing a 35-foot wall of water affecting Kerrville. The discussion shifts to technical issues with Microsoft Hello appearing on Windows 10 systems and the frequency of emergency alerts on iPhones. John C. Dvorak mentions receiving false earthquake alerts in Northern California.
texas hill country· microsoft hello· emergency alerts· guadalupe river· kerrville· windows 10· rain stick
00:00 I like me some bubbles. You like your bubbles? I like bubbles. Adam Curry, John C Devorah It's Thursday July 16th 2026 it's your award-winning Give My Nation Media assassination episode 1886 This is no agenda Suffering from rain stick backscatter and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country right here in FEMA Region number 6. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where i'm wondering what is Microsoft Hello? and why would I want it to enhance my experience? I'm John C. Dvorak. It's Crackpot & Buzzkill! Wait a minute... Isn't Microsoft Hello a really old product?
00:45 cropped up this morning on a boot. On a boot? I booted the machine and it says, hello! Would you like to install Microsoft Hello to enhance your experience? What is it? What is Microsoft Hello? I don't know. I never saw or heard of it. It sounds like... When you said that the first thing I thought was remember the old Mac 512 and you'd boot that up and would have that cursive hello? Yeah, little hello guy. The little hello yeah. Hmm. I'm sure it's some kind of AI thing That, uh... No that can't be because your system- I thought that was CoPilot. No, ah, CoPilot Schmopilot but your system doesn't upgrade. What do you mean CoPilot SchmoPilot? CoPilot Schmopilot! CoPilot Schmopilot I tell ya! Isn't it, but isn't that in the... Is isn't your system unupgradable? Exactly yeah no It's Windows 10 That's interesting So maybe um
01:44 It must be they must have upgraded your What's that browser called edge? That's possible your Edge browser. Yeah Microsoft into remember they integrated the browser into everything and there are always screwing with it Became such a nightmare Everybody was creating viruses, you know There was a point when I think of Windows he just couldn't turn it on. He's like don't turn it on today It's not a good idea. Oh yeah, because it was Tuesday. No! Patch Tuesday they were going to load up some junk that was gonna ruin your machine. No it wasn't patch Tuesday...it was when they had Internet Explorer and you know like well we're integrating the internet into everything so you open up your files you know file window and then it would be connected to the internet
02:34 Just in case. You need to browse the web, oh my goodness! Oh we've come a long way... Thank you very much for the rain stick. You're killing people. It was a request by a producer and I was in Amsterdam and I did not have my rain stick with me And you were pointing it at Colorado, but as always... It's the backscatter. It's the butt of this thing! I just put it straight up in the air Well then the radials must have been somehow bouncing off the ionosphere? It has rained here for five days almost non-stop You haven't been there for five days how would you know? What do you mean we came back on Monday Okay four days But it was raining on Sunday How would I know?! I know people here
03:30 I thought you didn't get out much. And if you recall last year in July, it was July 4th weekend we had a very similar scenario where we had just a storm front just hovering over all of the hill country and it wound up killing a couple hundred people kids in holiday camps so that may not be as bad, well for a couple of reasons. One the alert system is just going off non-stop now three times in the middle of the night and for some reason on the iPhone you can't...well you can turn it off and say don't give me alerts but that's kind of like the whole point is if there's something
04:16 You know some dire situation you kind of want to be alerted to it, but I think they're overdoing it now Which is bad because they didn't do it as much last year. Yeah like crying wolf a little bit Well, I got two earthquake alerts over the last couple weeks. Yeah? There was no earthquake in either case there was no earthquake and there wasn't none around it wasn't an earthquake anywhere in the vicinity and one of them was ducking cover and the other one was find something to hold on too! No really?! Yeah, stand in a doorway Anyway it's it is bad here. They're talking about a 35-foot wall of water coming down the Guadalupe River This is not good Kerrville which is about 25 minutes down the road Stores and restaurants are flooding its First of all let's let's get one thing so everyone out there knows this what is your elevation?
05:17 Well, my elevation here is almost 1400 feet. 1400 feet? You're almost on a mountain! Pretty much... So people don't have to worry about you People like John C. Dvorak and Mimi Dvorak who called me yesterday Mimi insisted I knew you were at elevation I'm in the car driving back from a meeting And, you know this one thing I don't want to see the day before a show day is JCD real cell phone pop up on my dashboard. So the only...I can only think of couple things like he's in the hospital. He's in the hospital? This isn't oh no! He's in a car wreck. No I thought hospitals Somebody shot him Now I'm gonna have deal with that Like what are we going do now
06:09 And then it's you and Mimi on the speakerphone. Hey! Are ya wet yet? And Mimi, she is a Max Velocity storm chaser groupie of epic proportion. Yeah, it's really bad news that if you don't go to the east, you're gonna drown as there are storm chasers in Fredericksburg. Yeah okay... She really loves that stuff. She is a weather junky Yeah, so I had to make the call. And you were telling her like he's at elevation there is no problem she wouldn't believe it? So... I'm just putting that out there so other people don't ever start to think that oh my! Well it usually takes a couple days and then get people from Holland are you okay?
07:04 You know, because you can see how the news kind of trickles through. You need to have some dead people and some horrible pictures and a single baby shoe floating by then people are like oh wait a minute isn't that where Adam lives? And I love it's appreciated it. I like that people care when they want to check in on me but yeah we're pretty safe here although there was a tornado just 30 minutes down the road That doesn't happen very often Certainly not in the Hill Country. Onboard!
