Topic: Karma

The hosts conduct a knighthood ceremony for Timothy, who is undergoing treatment for Richter's transformation lymphoma. They also grant "wedding karma" to Jorge Hernandez and his bride-to-be, Savannah. The segment emphasizes the personal connection between the hosts and the "Gitmo Nation" listener community.

Adam and John acknowledge high-tier donors who have contributed $200 or more to the show. Christian Sutton Jensen is knighted as a Red Knight while requesting health karma for his aunt. Catty Bones honors her late husband, Jim, with a posthumous Red Knighthood, and Aaron Lopez becomes a Red Knight as he enters his final year of college, requesting accounting job karma.

The hosts read notes from Associate Executive Producers, including tributes to mothers in hospice and requests for "jobs karma." The segment concludes with a comprehensive thank you to all donors contributing $50 and above, reinforcing the show's reliance on listener support.

The show acknowledges significant financial contributions from the community, including a $1,000 donation from James Pelliccio and a Damehood for Natalie Martin. Health karma is sent to listeners' family members, and various "associate executive producers" are credited for their support of the value-for-value model.

The hosts read a list of executive and associate executive producers who contributed $50 or more to the show. They acknowledge various "karma" requests for jobs, health, and babies, and announce birthdays for several community members. New knight Sir Michael Boiler of Crawfish is officially welcomed to the roundtable.

The hosts read letters and acknowledge significant donations from executive producers, including Jim from Lago Vista and Dana Brunetti. Several listeners sent "health karma" and well-wishes to John C. Dvorak following his heart surgery. The segment includes personal anecdotes from donors and requests for "de-douching" as they progress toward knighthood in the No Agenda community.

A long list of supporters from Norway, Lithuania, Germany, and across the United States send "health karma" and financial support for John C. Dvorak. The hosts read names and locations of donors who contributed $88.88 or more to the program.

Pastor Bob Newell is dubbed "Sir Robert of Penfield" after a $350 donation and a note about his history with IBM 360 punch cards. The segment includes "de-douching" first-time donors and a technical discussion regarding DMARC and SPF record errors in the show's newsletter. Baby-making karma is granted to several producers.

Michael Verdi announces a No Agenda meetup in Rockaway, NJ, on March 18th. Donor Lisa Perez contributes $200, expressing her desire to retire from "smartphone slavery" and return to a simpler life. The segment concludes with "Goat Karma" for Higg Hawker and a call for continued support to keep the show running for another four years.

A segment dedicated to thanking high-tier donors and executive producers, featuring several Valentine's Day-themed contributions. Notable mentions include a $1,000 donation from Eric Olson and a "No Agenda Soulmates" personal ad from a producer in Spring, Texas. The hosts also address banking issues regarding Canadian checks and the "Jobs Karma" requests from the community.

A long list of donors is acknowledged, including Dame Rita and Countess Meowdeson, the latter of whom upgraded her title after a significant contribution. Meowdeson thanked the show for a Samsung TV tip and requested "Jobs Karma" for her new career adventure. Other supporters from across the U.S. and Belgium contributed via Stripe and Bitcoin, with the hosts noting that some amounts were affected by recent dips in the cryptocurrency market.

The show concludes its formal segments with a knighting ceremony for "Sir Fried Guy Under the Hill," who receives a certificate of authenticity and a No Agenda signet ring. "Jobs Karma" is also sent to Dame Shaye, who is seeking a new position due to health issues, and a plug is given for her website, lossvault.com. The hosts emphasize the "Value for Value" model, noting that no corporate interests or ads sway their deconstruction of the media.

The first donation segment of 2026 features significant contributions from Dame Mama Khan, RS Bagwell, and Little John's Candies. Several producers are elevated to the peerage, including Sir Eric is Naked and Sir 8-Bit Ben. The segment includes the playing of classic jingles and the granting of "jobs karma" to listeners seeking employment in the new year.

The hosts thank a series of Associate Executive Producers and grant "Jobs Karma" to several listeners. Dvorak brings up a neglected news item regarding Hurricane Florence in North Carolina: the environmental impact of flooded "hog lagoons." He notes that North Carolina is a major pork producer and expresses concern over the massive amount of pig waste inundated by floodwaters.

The hosts read a list of donors from the Oakland meetup, including several who gave $50 or $100. They discuss "Travel Karma" for a listener in Brazil and mention the "Mile High Club" donation amount of $52.80. Dvorak notes that his wife Mimi, a listener herself, finds some of the show's recurring jokes "douchey."

Scott Floyd is knighted as "Sir Scott of Diablo" after donating $1,000. He joins the "Luke's Roundtable" and is granted access to the various fictional amenities of the No Agenda peerage. The hosts also grant birthday karma to "Sir Bemros," who manages the show's back-office data center.

A final round of donations was acknowledged, including contributions from Concord, North Carolina, and Columbus, Ohio. A producer from Dearborn, Michigan, used his donation to "de-douche" a local figure, while others requested "Jobs Karma" for their ongoing employment searches. The segment highlighted the global reach of the show, with a Bitcoin donation arriving from a listener in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

A member of the "Men's Alliance" shared details about the organization's training for "barbarian ambassadors for Christ," which involves outdoor workouts and fire-side devotions. Another listener, Nomadic Steven Moose, clarified comments made at a recent meetup and requested "jobs karma" for friends planning to attend Burning Man. The segment highlighted the diverse backgrounds of the listener base, ranging from religious groups to counter-culture festival attendees.

The final segment of the 18th-anniversary show credits dozens of producers who contributed $50 or more. The hosts offer "jobs karma" to listeners seeking employment and acknowledge the global reach of their audience, from the Netherlands to Australia. They reiterate the "Value for Value" model as the sustainable future for the program.

The hosts read a list of donors contributing $50 or more, including Tamerita from Nevada and several producers from Colorado and Texas. The segment includes a "karma" blessing for those who requested it and humorous references to "small boobs day" based on specific donation amounts ($60.06).