Topic: Karma

The donation segment continues with credits for "Sir Nobody of New Jersey," who becomes a Baronet, and "Linda Lupatkin," who provides "Job Karma" for resume services. The hosts acknowledge various producers from Michigan, Washington, and Australia, reading their messages of condolence for the Dvorak family and support for the new hosting duo.

A donor known as the Russian Card Trick Guy contributed $333.33, recalling his meeting with John C. Dvorak at a 2018 Seattle meetup. He shared the difficulty of impressing Dvorak with close-up magic and requested "baby delivery karma" for his second child due in November. The segment includes a "de-douching" ritual, a show tradition for returning donors.

Eddie Sanders from Colorado donated $333.33, noting that he had been following John C. Dvorak's work since his days writing for the back pages of PC World. He humorously referenced Dvorak's "buzz-killing" persona and requested "yak karma." The host acknowledged the ongoing responsibility to report on the "oral contents" of public figures, a recurring show theme.

Samantha Best from Arkansas donated after her 15-year-old son encouraged her to finally support the show. She shared how her young boys loved the various show jingles, particularly the Al Sharpton and "Goat Karma" clips. The podcast has been a staple of their family vacations and homeschooling journey, providing a sense of legitimacy to their feelings during the pandemic.

Dame Liberty Mom, Sir European Stephen, and Jonas Malpas from Belgium offer their final respects. Sir Exa Media from Toronto requests "jobs karma" and describes John C. Dvorak as the "best podcaster in the universe." The segment demonstrates the geographic breadth of the "Gitmo Nation" listener base.

Bill from Manassas and Darius Walker reflect on 17 and 40 years of following Dvorak, respectively. Joseph Di Verniero requests a "Jobs Karma" for his wife and a "John's donate jingle" to honor the occasion.

Religious leaders and long-time listeners offer prayers for the Dvorak and Curry families, noting Dvorak's influence on their careers and personalities over 30 years. A donor from Nashville jokes about Dvorak receiving a "squeaky chair in heaven," a reference to the show's long-running studio aesthetic. The segment acknowledges the "magnificent bastards" who have supported the program since its inception.

A discussion on California travel highlights the differences between the northern and southern parts of the state, including the cleanliness of Beverly Hills. The hosts promote the use of modern podcast apps from podcastindex.org, which support live streaming and interactive features like "karma points" for listeners. These apps are presented as a defense against de-platforming by legacy tech companies.

The hosts conduct a knighthood ceremony for Timothy, who is undergoing treatment for Richter's transformation lymphoma. They also grant "wedding karma" to Jorge Hernandez and his bride-to-be, Savannah. The segment emphasizes the personal connection between the hosts and the "Gitmo Nation" listener community.

Adam and John acknowledge high-tier donors who have contributed $200 or more to the show. Christian Sutton Jensen is knighted as a Red Knight while requesting health karma for his aunt. Catty Bones honors her late husband, Jim, with a posthumous Red Knighthood, and Aaron Lopez becomes a Red Knight as he enters his final year of college, requesting accounting job karma.

The hosts read notes from Associate Executive Producers, including tributes to mothers in hospice and requests for "jobs karma." The segment concludes with a comprehensive thank you to all donors contributing $50 and above, reinforcing the show's reliance on listener support.

The show acknowledges significant financial contributions from the community, including a $1,000 donation from James Pelliccio and a Damehood for Natalie Martin. Health karma is sent to listeners' family members, and various "associate executive producers" are credited for their support of the value-for-value model.

The hosts read a list of executive and associate executive producers who contributed $50 or more to the show. They acknowledge various "karma" requests for jobs, health, and babies, and announce birthdays for several community members. New knight Sir Michael Boiler of Crawfish is officially welcomed to the roundtable.

The hosts read letters and acknowledge significant donations from executive producers, including Jim from Lago Vista and Dana Brunetti. Several listeners sent "health karma" and well-wishes to John C. Dvorak following his heart surgery. The segment includes personal anecdotes from donors and requests for "de-douching" as they progress toward knighthood in the No Agenda community.

A long list of supporters from Norway, Lithuania, Germany, and across the United States send "health karma" and financial support for John C. Dvorak. The hosts read names and locations of donors who contributed $88.88 or more to the program.

Pastor Bob Newell is dubbed "Sir Robert of Penfield" after a $350 donation and a note about his history with IBM 360 punch cards. The segment includes "de-douching" first-time donors and a technical discussion regarding DMARC and SPF record errors in the show's newsletter. Baby-making karma is granted to several producers.

Michael Verdi announces a No Agenda meetup in Rockaway, NJ, on March 18th. Donor Lisa Perez contributes $200, expressing her desire to retire from "smartphone slavery" and return to a simpler life. The segment concludes with "Goat Karma" for Higg Hawker and a call for continued support to keep the show running for another four years.

A segment dedicated to thanking high-tier donors and executive producers, featuring several Valentine's Day-themed contributions. Notable mentions include a $1,000 donation from Eric Olson and a "No Agenda Soulmates" personal ad from a producer in Spring, Texas. The hosts also address banking issues regarding Canadian checks and the "Jobs Karma" requests from the community.

A long list of donors is acknowledged, including Dame Rita and Countess Meowdeson, the latter of whom upgraded her title after a significant contribution. Meowdeson thanked the show for a Samsung TV tip and requested "Jobs Karma" for her new career adventure. Other supporters from across the U.S. and Belgium contributed via Stripe and Bitcoin, with the hosts noting that some amounts were affected by recent dips in the cryptocurrency market.

The show concludes its formal segments with a knighting ceremony for "Sir Fried Guy Under the Hill," who receives a certificate of authenticity and a No Agenda signet ring. "Jobs Karma" is also sent to Dame Shaye, who is seeking a new position due to health issues, and a plug is given for her website, lossvault.com. The hosts emphasize the "Value for Value" model, noting that no corporate interests or ads sway their deconstruction of the media.