Topic: Lymphoma

The hosts conduct a knighthood ceremony for Timothy, who is undergoing treatment for Richter's transformation lymphoma. They also grant "wedding karma" to Jorge Hernandez and his bride-to-be, Savannah. The segment emphasizes the personal connection between the hosts and the "Gitmo Nation" listener community.

Reports from medical professionals and listeners suggest an increase in "turbo cancers" and aggressive lymphomas among vaccinated populations. In Australia and New Zealand, doctors have reportedly begun using the term "vaccine intolerance" to describe symptoms such as neuropathy and extremity pain following immunization. These anecdotes contrast with official public health narratives regarding vaccine safety.

A CBS News report details the legacy of nuclear waste from the Manhattan Project stored near Coldwater Creek in Missouri, which has been linked to high rates of lymphoma and thyroid cancer. Despite the EPA classifying the area as hazardous in 1989, cleanup efforts by the Army Corps of Engineers have been criticized for being slow and leaving behind dangerous levels of Thorium-230. The segment suggests that renewed media interest in these old contamination sites may be funded by oil and gas interests to discourage nuclear energy adoption.

Donors express gratitude for the show's ability to deconstruct "news spin cycles" that AI and machine learning cannot replicate. The hosts grant "F-Cancer Karma" to several listeners whose family members are battling the disease. The segment continues the end-to-end processing of 10th-anniversary donations.

Newly released court documents suggest Monsanto planned to ghostwrite positive reports on the safety of glyphosate, the active ingredient in Roundup. The documents also reveal close coordination between Monsanto executives and EPA officials to suppress federal reviews of the chemical's carcinogenic potential. This comes as Monsanto prepares for a major merger with Bayer.

A series of donations are read, including contributions from Tom in New Hampshire and Timothy Kiernan, who requests career karma and promotes a Michigan producer meetup. A poignant letter from Craig Allen is read, detailing his battle with rare lymphoma and how the show provides him motivation. The segment concludes the opening credits for episode 880.

An Enbrel commercial is analyzed for its extensive list of side effects, including tuberculosis, lymphoma, and fatal infections. The hosts mock the pharmaceutical industry's marketing strategy of encouraging patients to "ask their doctor" for drugs that suppress the immune system and carry significant health risks.