Topic: Birthdays

The hosts acknowledge recurring donors and celebrate several community birthdays, including those of Rocket Boy and Julie Null. Special mention is made of Baron Allen Bean, a long-time supporter who recently increased his monthly contribution. The segment emphasizes the importance of "numerology" in donations and encourages listeners to set up recurring support via noagendadonations.com.

The hosts outline the donation tiers for the show, explaining that $200 or more earns an Associate Executive Producer credit and $300 or more earns an Executive Producer credit, both of which can be listed on IMDB. They conclude the segment by announcing upcoming birthdays for producers and staff, including Adam Curry's wife, Tina.

The hosts read a final round of donations ranging from $50 to $177, including several birthday shout-outs and "jobs karma" requests. They acknowledge listeners from Canada, Germany, and across the U.S., discussing local topics like anti-American sentiment in British Columbia and the popularity of mahjong in California. The segment concludes with a reminder to visit the donation website to support the public service program.

The hosts read notes from various donors, including Luke Barnes, who is writing a nine-book series, and Dame Becky, who is celebrating her 63rd birthday. Contributions are acknowledged from listeners in Oregon, Texas, Alabama, and Massachusetts. The segment concludes with birthday wishes for Sir Richie Ritz and Daniel White.

Former President Obama delivered a speech commemorating the upcoming 250th anniversary of the United States, emphasizing the radical nature of self-government established in 1776. He highlighted the transition from a world of "conquest and caste" to one of equal citizens with unalienable rights. A minor linguistic debate ensues regarding his use of "unalienable" versus "inalienable."

The federal holiday Juneteenth caused delays in mail delivery, preventing the arrival of donation checks and a shipment of Louisiana dill pickles. Despite the delay, the hosts acknowledge several birthdays within the community, including Steve Brock and Michael Moore Butter. A "freeloader" from Vermont is officially "de-douched" after making his first contribution to the show.

Bonnie Ray of "Bonnie's Bullets & Barrels" is recognized for her business success and partnership with Sig Sauer. Linda Lou Patkin's resume service, Image Makers Inc., is also highlighted for helping professionals secure jobs. The segment concludes with a list of $50 donors and birthday wishes for David Oliver, who shares a birthday with Donald Trump.

The hosts read a long list of $50+ donations from around the world, including producers in Norway, Germany, and various U.S. states. Several birthday shout-outs are given for listeners turning 37, 40, and 49. The segment concludes by directing listeners to the donation website to continue supporting the show's independent model.

The show concludes with a final reading of donor credits and a critique of Southwest Airlines' recent price increases and changes to their boarding process. The hosts acknowledge various "Value for Value" supporters, including a hot dog maker and a recurring "boob donation." Birthday wishes are extended to several community members before the final sign-off.

The show celebrates the birthdays of key contributors and inducts new members into the "Order of the Heart." These high-level donors receive custom signet rings and certificates of authenticity, marking their status as "Red Knights" and "Dames" of the round table.

A lengthy segment dedicated to acknowledging financial supporters, reading donor notes, and announcing birthdays. The "Red Knight Order of the Heart" is introduced as a special promotion for high-level donors. The hosts perform a "peerage ceremony" to dub new knights and dames, granting them honorary titles and welcoming them to the "No Agenda Roundtable" in recognition of their significant contributions.

The hosts read a list of executive and associate executive producers who contributed $50 or more to the show. They acknowledge various "karma" requests for jobs, health, and babies, and announce birthdays for several community members. New knight Sir Michael Boiler of Crawfish is officially welcomed to the roundtable.

A custom-built AI robot named the "Book of Knowledge" has been restored to functionality for the program. During a live demonstration, the robot correctly identified Adam Curry's birth date as September 3, 1964, but incorrectly calculated his age as 62 for the current date of April 12, 2026. The hosts noted that while the flourishes are improved, the AI's mathematical accuracy remains inconsistent.

The hosts review the artwork for Episode 1856, titled "Cislunar," submitted by Blue Acorn. The segment also serves as a celebration for John C. Dvorak’s 74th birthday, with the hosts noting the lack of quality in other submissions and joking about the future auctioning of Dvorak's personal archives.

The hosts read a long list of $74.74 donations made in honor of Dvorak's 74th birthday. They conclude the segment by reminding listeners how to support the show via Bitcoin, PayPal, or checks sent to their P.O. Box in El Cerrito, California.

Multiple Associate Executive Producers were recognized for their financial support, including "Sir Nobody" who promoted a film Kickstarter and "James Powers." The segment included numerous birthday wishes for one of the hosts, whose 74th birthday coincides with Easter Sunday. Various businesses, such as Martel Hardware and La Jolla Salt Corporation, were also mentioned through producer notes.

Donations from producers in Oregon, Ontario, and Australia are acknowledged, with several birthday shout-outs for family members of the "No Agenda" community. Contributors at the $50 level and above are thanked for their support, which sustains the show's "Value for Value" model. The segment reinforces the global reach of the podcast, with listeners checking in from various continents to support the hosts.

The show celebrates the birthday of Dame Susan McKinney and announces new initiatives from the No Agenda Shop, including a monthly sticker club. Listeners are encouraged to visit the shop to support the creators and to check out the official knight and dame rings. The hosts highlight the long-term partnership with the shop's operators.

The hosts announce several birthdays and share audio reports from a large meetup in Tinley Park, Illinois, organized by Eli the Coffee Guy and Darren O'Neill. They emphasize the importance of "connection brings protection" and encourage listeners to attend upcoming meetups in Idaho, Texas, and North Carolina. A potential return date for John C. Dvorak is teased for the Albany, California meetup in April.

The show concludes with a formal knighthood ceremony for John Gardner and Eli the Coffee Guy. Producers from Poland and various U.S. states are acknowledged for their financial contributions. The hosts explain the significance of the No Agenda signet rings and wax seals provided to new knights and dames of the roundtable.