Topic: Birthdays

The hosts read a long list of $50+ donations from around the world, including producers in Norway, Germany, and various U.S. states. Several birthday shout-outs are given for listeners turning 37, 40, and 49. The segment concludes by directing listeners to the donation website to continue supporting the show's independent model.

The show concludes with a final reading of donor credits and a critique of Southwest Airlines' recent price increases and changes to their boarding process. The hosts acknowledge various "Value for Value" supporters, including a hot dog maker and a recurring "boob donation." Birthday wishes are extended to several community members before the final sign-off.

The show celebrates the birthdays of key contributors and inducts new members into the "Order of the Heart." These high-level donors receive custom signet rings and certificates of authenticity, marking their status as "Red Knights" and "Dames" of the round table.

A lengthy segment dedicated to acknowledging financial supporters, reading donor notes, and announcing birthdays. The "Red Knight Order of the Heart" is introduced as a special promotion for high-level donors. The hosts perform a "peerage ceremony" to dub new knights and dames, granting them honorary titles and welcoming them to the "No Agenda Roundtable" in recognition of their significant contributions.

The hosts read a list of executive and associate executive producers who contributed $50 or more to the show. They acknowledge various "karma" requests for jobs, health, and babies, and announce birthdays for several community members. New knight Sir Michael Boiler of Crawfish is officially welcomed to the roundtable.

A custom-built AI robot named the "Book of Knowledge" has been restored to functionality for the program. During a live demonstration, the robot correctly identified Adam Curry's birth date as September 3, 1964, but incorrectly calculated his age as 62 for the current date of April 12, 2026. The hosts noted that while the flourishes are improved, the AI's mathematical accuracy remains inconsistent.

The hosts review the artwork for Episode 1856, titled "Cislunar," submitted by Blue Acorn. The segment also serves as a celebration for John C. Dvorak’s 74th birthday, with the hosts noting the lack of quality in other submissions and joking about the future auctioning of Dvorak's personal archives.

The hosts read a long list of $74.74 donations made in honor of Dvorak's 74th birthday. They conclude the segment by reminding listeners how to support the show via Bitcoin, PayPal, or checks sent to their P.O. Box in El Cerrito, California.

Multiple Associate Executive Producers were recognized for their financial support, including "Sir Nobody" who promoted a film Kickstarter and "James Powers." The segment included numerous birthday wishes for one of the hosts, whose 74th birthday coincides with Easter Sunday. Various businesses, such as Martel Hardware and La Jolla Salt Corporation, were also mentioned through producer notes.

Donations from producers in Oregon, Ontario, and Australia are acknowledged, with several birthday shout-outs for family members of the "No Agenda" community. Contributors at the $50 level and above are thanked for their support, which sustains the show's "Value for Value" model. The segment reinforces the global reach of the podcast, with listeners checking in from various continents to support the hosts.

The show celebrates the birthday of Dame Susan McKinney and announces new initiatives from the No Agenda Shop, including a monthly sticker club. Listeners are encouraged to visit the shop to support the creators and to check out the official knight and dame rings. The hosts highlight the long-term partnership with the shop's operators.

The hosts announce several birthdays and share audio reports from a large meetup in Tinley Park, Illinois, organized by Eli the Coffee Guy and Darren O'Neill. They emphasize the importance of "connection brings protection" and encourage listeners to attend upcoming meetups in Idaho, Texas, and North Carolina. A potential return date for John C. Dvorak is teased for the Albany, California meetup in April.

The show concludes with a formal knighthood ceremony for John Gardner and Eli the Coffee Guy. Producers from Poland and various U.S. states are acknowledged for their financial contributions. The hosts explain the significance of the No Agenda signet rings and wax seals provided to new knights and dames of the roundtable.

The FBI search of LAUSD Superintendent Alberto Carvalho's home is further detailed, noting his history as an immigrant who overstayed his visa. The show transitions into a final donation segment, celebrating Dame Meg's 43rd birthday and reading a list of producers from Italy to Snohomish, Washington.

The final segment of the show recognizes producers who donated $50 or more, including several "boob donations" for cancer awareness. Dame Denise Robertson is upgraded to Baronetess for her aggregate support of the show. The hosts read the birthday list and announce new peerage titles, concluding the "Value for Value" cycle for the episode.

The final segment includes a reading of donations between $50 and $200, featuring regular contributors from Poland, Texas, and California. "Mesh-tastic" open-source radio networks are briefly mentioned. The hosts also share birthday wishes for listeners and their families, including a 16th birthday for Vikram Rhodes and a 114th birthday for the state of Arizona.

A final round of donations is acknowledged, including a contribution from Mayumi Akiyama in Tottori, Japan. Numerous birthdays are celebrated across the "Gitmo Nation," including listeners in Texas, South Carolina, and Portugal. The hosts thank the producers for their continued support of the "best podcast in the universe."

A "Papist prop bet" suggests the Seattle Seahawks are destined for the Super Bowl based on historical coincidences involving the election of new Popes. The show concluded with a formal knighthood ceremony for Clint Young and a series of birthday shout-outs for loyal listeners. Sir Danimal was also promoted within the peerage to Baron of the Secret City.

The show concludes with personal notes, including a gift of Dutch licorice and the launch of the "NICU Dad Donation Challenge" for 2026. The hosts read final $50 donations and knight new producers Sir Prompt Jockey and Sir Darius. Adam Curry mentions his struggle with "Cedar Fever" in Texas as they sign off for the day.

The hosts read the final list of donors for the year, including those contributing at the $50 level and above. Birthday wishes are extended to community members like Bella Green and Sir Donald of Calgary. The segment emphasizes the "value for value" model and directs listeners to the official peerage list and donation pages to support the show's continued operation.