02:30 You sound great, really. Yeah thanks. Really? Okay yeah it's funny how in whenever you're setting something up and I just have a little tripod for the microphone and don't have they don't have my boom arm it's always that you know whenever you're looking for something to build the studio with in a hotel room. It's always the trash can for some reason, the trash can is always perfect device you know so I got it on top of the trashcan exactly the right height So yeah i'm here in San Francisco and we were here for John
03:09 Memorial yesterday and but first of all man, there were memorials all over the world The meetups that were taking place Horowitz did a big thing in Fort Lauderdale And he was doing like John trivia and he had prizes kinds of stuff and We have what do we have Darren like five or six meetup reports already 1010 already Wow Which I know you guys will play later. I'm just, literally so tired that I wish I could be here for the whole show but this was like yesterday it just all came out you know? It was like just the weeks honestly months because of John's earlier medical stuff and
04:02 dragging the cart along but you know with lots of help from everybody and just really not know it was closure. It was big closure for me personally, um But it was so I mean maybe let's just do a chronologically now we got in that we flew out Friday From Austin so that by itself is just such a hassle man like an hour and 45 drive for us And then being out southwest was dull plays and just all so anyway we get in, we get into the hotel um and we come in. We're in like 7 30 and uh Dana Brunetti who doesn't know him Hollywood producer of the biggest movies in the world and his beautiful wife Alex they said well we'll come to the hotel we'll grab some dinner So I mean we had a great great dinner with with Brunetti what he and his wife did...I never met them in person
04:54 Just a lovely, lovely guy. So no agenda so anti-Hollywood He is one of us man I'll tell you that he is one of us and then the next day everybody was coming in. We had Sir Mark and Dame Astrid flew in from Tokyo, which is just you know they are the Archduke and Archduchess of Japan uh and the Japansea and all the disputed islands... And I mean these people they've been listening since episode one. Wow! They've been with the show And for people who don't know them, you should just look up Dytham. Klein Dytham Architects in Tokyo they have done some of the most amazing buildings I think they've probably done like 20-25% of Tokyo's most beautiful buildings like
05:49 The Emperor's Library, you know they did the... I think that the Fender guitar building. Really? Yeah! Sony building They've just done such amazing projects and they're just lovely lovely people He is British She is Swiss But they both been in Japan forever Also flying in for this occasion was Voyage Zero Mark coming from Netherlands Wow! He..I mean it was...just... I haven't seen him Let 12 years last time since I saw him in person Sir Patrick Coble, of course sir. Patrick Coble is everywhere every single place anywhere There's something good a meetup if sir Patrick Coble is always there So we hung out with them for a little bit Had kind of a lunch Really couldn't eat much. I knew I was going to be speaking they have me on the on the lineup for this gig and
06:51 So we all went to the chapel in Oakland, beautiful just thing is like I don't know must be a hundred over 100 years old probably about 70 people there and as you know so Mimi said a few words Eric DeShill became up with his wife Janelle from South Dakota. People know Eric DeShill he used to do the back office before Jay came in to do that and he was master of ceremonies. Then Marty Higgins, who wrote many of the jokes for John throughout the years... He's been friends with Mimi I think first for 40 years. And then he did the eulogy
07:36 It was kind of cool because he came to me later and he says, you know I have something for... Most these people were as old as wood. They're all like in their 70s or 80's. I'll just be honest about it. And Marty is like, do you remember when John was doing the Confucius stuff? Yeah! I remember that. Do you remember that Darren O'Leary when John would open the show and he would do a Confucius Says? He was doing this for maybe a month And they would be okay, you know? I think a Confucius says maybe is not the best thing for an opening. But anyway... So Marty comes up to me and he says do you remember the Confucius says stuff? I say yeah. He said well I wrote those! Uh-huh. He said you gotta understand the backstory John called me up one day and said I got a great idea for book it's a comedy book and it's just filled with Confucius Says
08:32 so and Marty says, but I guess you didn't like it or something. So I never knew what's supposed to be a book John just was throwing this stuff at me I'm like okay he gives me a list of 250 Confucius says that he wrote for that book and they are so... most of them I can't even read on the air. When it starts with lesbian who curl hair, no, I'm just gonna leave that one where it is. Did he do it with a Chinese accent? If John tried to do it with the Chinese accent that may have been part of the problem now that I think about it.
09:18 So Marty does the eulogy funny. I mean he's a he used to be Marty in the morning, you know He did radio morning radio back in the late 70s so these are all just really interesting people then Brennan Jay his husband spoke and he just had a lovely bit about You know how he asked John if he could marry J twice and but you can only imagine how hilarious that situation went both times then in my piece and then they had kind of an open mic which was appropriate because there were comedians and there were just wild and wacky people there so Void Zero, Void Zero was phenomenal you know the sys admin who's always quiet and doesn't say much and he just kinda sits there makes everything run yeah
10:09 Man, Void Zero. We almost had to give him the hook he wouldn't stop and he had written 10 thousand words but it was all so beautiful and you know that you could just tell how everyone had been affected by John and then you got like the old PC Mag publishing days which Mimi doesn't even know them that predated her and John's relationship There were stories about how John had ghostwritten the the first book by Adam Osborne I mean this is going back right? guys who were in the original, you know deck day
10:49 days of computing and everybody kind of had the same basic story about John where he'd call you up and go hey, that was how John called you on the phone. He never called me but one time he did, hey Dorak! And everybody had very similar stories some people were just like Wow that these guys exist. Yeah You know that they really that they're from these old computer days and they had stories about just like, you know devices and peripherals that you'd recognize and how John was, you know just always all on top of this in a common theme, you know people
11:32 might often get the... I've always known this, but it was said so perfectly by one of the speakers that John, it always sounded like he was just crapping on everything. You know like the mouse and the iPad and Apple Watch and all this stuff The point was made that John actually because how he wrote about these things drove people to make better products True And I think thats true that, you know just the way he would just drive a wedge into anything that people were trying to make that was cool including myself by the way when I would be so proud of the Howard Stern interview I did and he said it sucked! It sucked. You didn't mention the show enough. I don't think even mentioned me. And it made me better and that was a very clear message from everybody there
12:29 Oh yeah, that's clear even with the art stuff. I mean Dvorak was great if he liked my stuff it wasn't anywhere near as fun Exactly and i guess i knew that inherently but its not until people started saying it that he was so you know John could have a multi-multi multimillionaire because he had inside dirt on all products. He could have gone to work for any company, told him how to do it but that wasn't what he did. He wrote about how these products sucked because he felt they could be better now he didn't necessarily always say it would be better if but