Topic: Stuart Green

Adam Curry transitions to the "Value for Value" segment, thanking producers for their financial support following the death of John C. Dvorak. He reads notes from top donors, including Stuart and Jessica Green, who contributed $1,000 each for knighthoods. Curry also mentions his upcoming 62nd birthday and the influx of "Order of the Ant" donations from listeners honoring Dvorak's legacy.

The show celebrates the birth of Harry Scalin Ward, son of Dame Sarah Harris, and announces several listener birthdays. A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for Bill Hartnett (KV Black Knight), Stuart Hilbert (Sir Achilles), and Sir Jason Green. The segment concludes with a list of humorous "provisions" for the new knights, such as "Hookers & Blow" and "Mutton and Mead."