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The show celebrates the birth of Harry Scalin Ward, son of Dame Sarah Harris, and announces several listener birthdays. A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for Bill Hartnett (KV Black Knight), Stuart Hilbert (Sir Achilles), and Sir Jason Green. The segment concludes with a list of humorous "provisions" for the new knights, such as "Hookers & Blow" and "Mutton and Mead."
Richard Unterberger is knighted as Sir Chard of the Tiny Cars. William Trent becomes Sir Whoop Whoop Da Ass, Knight of the Hurricanes. Tom Baker requests "prophylactic karma" for jobs and cancer, leading to a discussion on the effectiveness of different variations of the "Jobs Karma" jingle, including the "Fast Trump" and "Trump Pelosi" versions.
