10th Anniversary

00:00 How do those two guys talk so long? Celebrating 10 years on the lowest rung of the showbiz ladder and broadcasting live from downtown Austin, Tejas capital of the drone star state in the Cluedio. In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from northern Silicon Valley where everybody's celebrating...I'm John C. DeVore Here we are Congratulations! Yes congratulations! Get that horn out There are times when the horn is just needed Where is it? There it is there's the horn

00:47 There he goes. That's our assistant yes, hey John congratulations Congratulations to you ten years and congratulations all the people that help us celebrate And there's plenty of them and we're gonna get to them throughout the show obviously yeah It's going to be result in a lot of flubs Yes this will be about honoring and celebrating the producers of this show So you can see it at well? This will still do some deconstruction of course But you can see I got a couple good ones and they're short. Yeah, I did what? Yeah, I tried to make a list of all the people that we should thank and it's impossible It's worse than the Oscars You know obviously our guys in the back, you know void zero sir Ben Rose Aaron er, you know this shit I don't even know how many there are I want you know Mimi Eric And you know they do a lot yeah in fact Eric has been working on the spreadsheet for I think 72 hours straight

01:48 My goodness. Yeah, so we'll get the spreadsheet in and then as soon as that is in them We'll split it up into three segments Yes, we have to do that today. Yeah wait wait because of the I put a little stuff together here because of the really long night segment that We had on was it Sunday show yeah? You're gonna get another one today Well the problem is the problem is I was trying to man the music at the same time Swinging the swords and it got very complicated so I've put together Swingin this sword Hold on I've put together this ratchet No check it out Check it out see this ratchet here that I've got

02:26 It has all the swords on it. Look, look at this thing man! Look at this thing! You're chopping off the guy's head? No no no, it's just right- hold on let me just- a little more one more one more one more one more there we go see now it just it just it just keeps going it's beautiful oh yeah okay so that'll be good I don't know So much for the production of our 10th anniversary show ah yes Yeah, we do the extra. We go the extra mile and we try to for sure all right well as We power through our first episode in the tenth year what we got going on Well there's a lot of well luckily during this show in our 10th anniversary Which is this you know? We're celebrating today today exactly and I think we're gonna continue it for a couple more shows

03:25 Yeah, that's unavoidable. I saw stuff coming in this one. I got up at 3 this morning just to Start to prepare for the jingles and the notes and sending stuff off Tarik son But we started a week early so he can end it weak light So we're gonna go off an extra week and let it kind of fade out Okay but there's a bunch of interesting things going on And I and so I was looking at the network stuff and I found some very good reports about Because I'm now looking more and more for these whipsaw tricks, some of these other kind of things that CBS seems to do the most. And CBS is really on this thing. Jeff Flake came out and made a speech to Congress which everybody praised—I've heard people say it's the greatest speech ever!

04:05 And it's like, I don't even know what he said. He said that to summarize he said the President Trump was a douchebag pretty much and that was about it and he says then any calls people's name that douche bag calls peoples names because people things you know That horrible man? Cheeto face. He calls people's names So the best one of this that I have, the best analysis is that CBS is on this like... They're just all over this and again this is..I'm reminded of military intelligence versus central intelligence. So CBS has taken this to another level, they have long reports on CBS and it's covered on the morning show, it would...it's covered on the news and so I want to play the worst example of a correspondent to me

04:57 For kind of twisting things as Nancy Cordes. Uh-huh So I'm giving her good props for twisting everything she can and I want to play the whole clip about her on that That's not the whole clip is about half of it, but this is Nancy Cordes You have to be careful in this was not the ISO This is Nancy Cordes on flake Trump brouhaha As president, Donald Trump is also head of the Republican Party and he denied today that it is a party divided despite evidence to the contrary. Including prominent Republicans yesterday calling him an habitual liar and a danger to democracy Here's chief congressional correspondent Nancy Cordes

05:35 Members of Congress ought to speak out. Arizona Republican Jeff Flake's call to arms was met with mutiny today as GOP colleagues refused to open fire on Mr Trump. I'm still on very good terms with the president, he is very focused on getting results Our job is put our head down and start legislating They're holding back partly because the Trump White House is key to their agenda On issues like tax reform We now have a President who will sign it, the yeas are 50 The nays are 50. Just last night, Vice President Pence cast a tie-breaking vote enabling Republicans to block an Obama era rule that would have allowed consumers to band together to sue banks for wrongdoing. The vice president votes in the affirmative

06:20 And the joint resolution is passed. We have great unity if you look at... The president insisted today that party friction has been overblown Now, is this what the Democrats mean when they say when they go low we go high? Is that an example of what he did? Well Flake is a Republican Oh crap-a-loma yeah of course That doesn't make any sense Yeah Keep going Is that the end of that clip? Yeah Okay Well there was something she slipped in there That uh You probably missed. Yes, because everybody would have but it's beyond a whipsaw this is actually a use of language to twist reality and I thought this was so well done that because she put it right at the right spot and then she twists reality. I want you to play the ISO This is Nancy Cordes on Flake Trump brouhaha ISO Arizona Republican Jeff Flake's call-to-arms was met with mutiny

07:17 to You know, they mutinied on him according to her when in fact the captain of the ship is Trump. And they stayed put there were status quo he's the mutiner. Let me listen again. Arizona Republican Jeff Flakes call-to-arms was met with mutiny today as GOP colleagues refused to open fire on Mr. Trump

07:57 Oh, interesting. Yeah! That makes no sense... So they made it seem as though he's the boss and they're mutinying on him because I mean, they're mutiny on him because they won't go along with his attack on Trump. And somehow that's a mutiny! Good catch Because of course the Republican Party is against the president we all know this so they're mutiny! They're mutiny Anyway her use of this term mutiny is ridiculous There's no ship Flake is not the captain I mean the whole thing is ridiculous, it's turned upside down and it gives him more status in this report. And that was CBS? Oh yeah! So she pulls a bunch of these little guys...I want to play a couple of these. For one thing she drops some very interesting

08:48 At one point in the report, she drops in this I think it's a genius ISO. But it is just thrown in for no good reason just to make Trump look like an idiot and this is the idiot ISO. Okay? I think the press makes me more uncivil than I am you know people don't understand I went through an Ivy League college. I was a nice student. I did very well. I'm a very intelligent person You know, I don't know what to say to something like that. It's a you know, actually in fact actually I do have something hold on This would I have to play this now? this was I think probably from the same clip where he would be used being asked about if he mentioned the David's name the soldier who died in Niger

09:44 And here's what he had to say about that. Yeah He just does this all the time. He's constantly, he seems so insecure about his own stuff." Also, he has the best memory! You know? The best memory. Oh yeah that was fantastic! The best memory! Yeah thats right! Now she goes on and I get two more clips of her. That is pretty brazen by the way.

10:34 You know, we're used to it. But when he says that stuff it is a head shaker Oh when you take it out of context like Cordis likes to do it even in context like Who does that? So let's go with this other thing so she brings and now we have a whip saw example of a whipsaw where she says an example She says something and then she brings in the clip that doesn't confirm it at all But that's okay, seems to kind of confirm it. But it's like she makes a positive assertion that the pastor who does the convocation at the Senate said that Jeff Flake is a fantastic person for doing this and then she plays a clip from him and he never says that but let's play Nancy Cordes' Pastor Whipsaw. Almighty God! But the senate chaplain Barry Black hailed Flake's courage and asked for some divine intervention Lord

11:26 provide us with more patriots who will stand for right regardless of the consequences. Yeah, that made sense So wait a minute, where's he hailing Flake? Nowhere! Nowhere. That is fantastic What are these guys doing? Hold on, hold on Provide... Let me just play that again Almighty God But the Senate Chaplain Barry Black hailed Flakes courage and asked for some divine intervention Okay so we hailed his courage and asked for some divine intervention let's see Lord provide us with more patriots

12:09 who will stand for right regardless of the consequences. Hmm, I guess half of it's right? No! None of it is right! None of its right is bullcrap. So here she goes so they bring her on to do a rap and the wrap is wrong I mean, I don't mind if she's gonna go off with this but this nonsense and it's very Very twisted report mutiny the pastor and all the rest But she wraps it with I would I wouldn't say as a lie? but she doesn't give us the information we need when she wraps it up and I will give you the information after She's done

12:52 Flake's decision to retire was hailed as a victory by presidential allies like Steve Bannon, but Senate Republicans argue that's short-sighted. They worry Anthony that his seat could now get scooped up by a Democrat. Nancy Cordes at the Capitol thanks Nancy Okay, here's the problem with that. With that summary... I would consider her one of the worst at working the networks right now. She got a thank you though! He said thank you. Great work Nancy So, here's the real deal. Flake has got no chance of beating anybody in the next election and that is why he is quitting because they are going to be spending a lot of money Republicans don't want him to run because they have better people to run on his spot He does not have support from the party in Arizona And he would lose to a Democrat if he ran That was when Democrats could get in

13:50 Well, this is but this is what you look for when when you know You're gonna lose when you know you've been ineffective. I'd never honestly even heard of flake He's not like a guy that's been on the radar. I don't think we've ever played a clip from him ever No no he never says anything ten years and it's a perfect way to get out. You know it was like I'm not going to win, so I am standing up to the brute. Yes exactly. The brute I tell you! Yes that's what he is doing and but her analysis to say that it is a shame because the Democrat can now get in is completely wrong because everybody knows that Flake would more easily lose to a Democrat than one of these newcomers which seem to be more in line with the way Republicans are thinking currently So this just a bad report

14:34 From the mutiny all the way to the rap, it's bad from beginning to end. It's extremely negative. Everything that is done on CBS about Flake and this speech which was a very poorly executed speech... I mean he's bumbling and he's stumbling it's horrible right there's nothing in there He doesn't really make any accusations except that this is terrible as we're ruining our democracy because of this guy We're all gonna die We're all gonna die. But CBS is all in on this and I just see it as gotta be part of the struggle between the two intelligence groups. Now, I do have just an example of this... what is this? A whoops song? You haven't played Trump clip ISO. Oh no that was The Idiot now you do have that one too twice! No?

15:26 I shouldn't. What is this? Let me see, oh now we already played that one sorry okay there is uh can I think that would be it I thought oh here it is this is the this is the online version of CBS and you know to play the whole thing just play as much as you can deal with you can see their attitude about about Trump's administration using flake as a foil. This is CBSN on Flake. are on their way out of office. Arizona Senator Jeff Flake announced Tuesday he will not seek re-election next year, the GOP conservative has been a harsh critic of President Trump. Senator Flake wrote an op ed in The Washington Post titled Enough! In it he writes we can no longer remain silent merely observing this train wreck passively as if waiting for someone else to do something the longer we wait the greater the damage the harsher the judgment of history He echoed those sentiments in an interview on CBS This Morning

16:26 I do think that members of Congress ought to speak out if the president follows through on some of the policies or some of the threats he's made with regard to the First Amendment, for example. in terms of the tweets and just kind of the debasing statements that he's made, and also on the foreign stage. I think we need to be incredibly careful about what we're doing, and that is what Bob Corker has expressed concern about. Senator how long have you been thinking about this? And was there a final straw for you?

17:02 Well, I spoke out during the campaign and actually before that long before Donald Trump ran you know the birtherism this ugly conspiracy theory about President Obama That was embraced by too many but then during the campaign when the president talked about uh... mexican immigrants and in ways that were becoming talking about my colleague john mccain could be respected because he was captured senator Two points. One, some skeptics will say it was easier to do this when you're facing a very very uphill campaign and likely to lose number one and you should speak to that Secondly you seem to be saying to your fellow Republicans if you do not speak out now This is so serious that your complacency in the actions of... What?

17:54 Watch, go back a little bit and watch how Flake he's given I'm under the impression because he so nervous during this whole thing even when they gave his speech that somebody put a gun to his head and told him to do this. He's always been an ever-Trumper, so he's not going to win it you know is gonna have to quit right? So I think some group i would say these showed up as editorial in the Washington Post out of the blue you know. In intelligence side if they're going to split into two groups fighting each other...I think he was made to do this. He's very nervous but he will not

18:30 He still has enough integrity left that he will not answer the question that Charlie wants him to answer. To lose, number one and you should speak to that Secondly, you seem to be saying to your fellow Republicans if you do not speak out now this is so serious That you are complicit in the actions of the president Well, I do think that the longer we go the more this behavior is normalized and that is a problem. We can't allow our dialogue to continue to coarsen and so I think the longer we wait the more likely that it is already I think were seeing the effects of this new era So if you don't speak out your complicit in crime or how would define what the president's doing?

19:19 I think that we have a responsibility as elected officials to speak out when there's behavior that is just beyond the pale and some of what we've seen, i think fits in that category. You think you can change the president? You know, I think all of us have been waiting for nine months for that pivot that was going to occur. Yeah, the pivot. The pivot to presidential... to presidentiality! Yeah, I guess. Flake was always a no-trumper so he got no support from the party and it's just done But I do admire the fact that he would never say everyone else is guilty too for not speaking up. He just said, well people should speak up when they feel like it. Yeah well that's what everyone saying. That's what they say about harassment such as Harvey Weinstein yet not everyone spoke out now did they? No, they didn't

20:13 The spreadsheet is in by the way, just so you know. And they won't... Okay well listen we're gonna stop now- No we don't need to stop right now! We can go for a little bit. Okay well let's finish this off then. Yeah exactly exactly By the way there was a funny little transition There was a funny little event that took place I never knew about They played it on C-SPAN for the first time You know there's the White House Correspondents Dinner? Yes Well, there's like a lesser event. It used to be the hamburger chain called Henrys and Henrys was a clone of McDonald's and wherever McDonald's opened up- They would open up at Henrys? Yeah sure! They'd opened up at Henrys around the corner. Makes nothing but sense And yeah it seemed like a good idea at that time but nobody ever bought the hamburgers there and they were just McDonald's light so this is kind of this... This is the congressional correspondence dinner

21:09 Instead of the White House Correspondents Dinner. It's all the schlubs and every second-rate guys, and it looked like I guess it was the host or what do you call it? The MC. Yeah, the MC. Was this Roy Wood Jr., who is one of the writers and kind of quote unquote correspondents for The Daily Show Okay You gotta admit it, guys. Y'all know that health care plan is bad? That health care plan is bad! Republican healthcare is so bad... He was waiting for everyone to say how bad is it? Is that what's going on there? I- you know here- you're gonna hear a guy bombing. Bombing bigly. Bombing like no tomorrow and it's like every joke is lame It's just bad material and people are just drinking as much as they can. Okay. And it's bad

22:10 Republican healthcare is so bad, ISIS refuses to claim responsibility for it. And I wouldn't be so upset about the health care if it didn't go against the gun control they don't work together You need two policies that go hand in hand. Guys, if you kill everybody with the healthcare who's gonna be left to shoot each other with the guns? Oh that was his... ohhh! That was the killer! Wooo! You can't be for health care and it just doesn't- That's like General Motors being pro car but anti wheel. You gotta get on the same page. And you know what's funny

22:53 People used to say or people say you know, what's funny people say your white supremacist. Yes That's the first thing people call it Oh your whites of premises but I don't know at least a white supremacists they're all on the same page They have an agenda that they agree upon nobody's leaving brain surgery to go break up the Klan meeting I Think today It really leaves me speechless. The hook! In the search for truth... Oh, by the way that's funny you said that because behind him there somebody was in the curtain and I kept getting open and closed and moved around I kept thinking to myself a hook is coming out. The hook is imminent. It really leaves me speechless. In the search for truth Is the lap of good lies If your gonna lie tell a good lie

23:59 Wow, this is so you know it reminds me of kind of if you have the White House Correspondents Dinner that was MTV and if you had the Congressional Correspondence Dinner that was VH1. It's like yeah the lamest of all lame little small studio in the corner Playing Kenny G and Michael Bolton. That's what that's about man. I was a real bombness I feel bad for him, but geez come on man figure it out or you know there was an incredible Race hiring somebody who knows how to do this sort of thing? There's an idea there was an incredible segment on CNN

24:36 with Don Lemon and it was about an NPR poll that finds that the majority, 55% of white people feel they're being discriminated against because of their race. It was really interesting to listen to this. It's a tad on the long side but we can interrupt. So Don has... who is the guy? The big mouth guy who is always Well, you'll remember. So he's a black guy on the white guy arm so it's a try box Dons in the middle and here we go. A new poll shows that the majority of white Americans believe there is discrimination against their race back with me now Mark Lamont Hill and Ben Ferguson. So but Mark don't start already I haven't gotten to go on what?

25:27 Let me tell about the poll first. White people are amazing! Listen, look... Thank you! Do your job man I don't want to mess up your job go ahead This is what a new NPR study on discrimination shows 92% of African Americans feel they're discriminated against right and then it says 55 percent of white people think that America discriminates against them as well Go on We can't get nothing. We can't even get discrimination to ourselves? Look, the problem is oftentimes when you are in a position of privilege and power—when that privilege and power is taken away even a little bit what actually equality feels like oppression to you. It feels like discrimination to you. White people are not oppressed for being white. White people are not systematically or systemically disenfranchised for being white. White people face all kinds of burdens for lots of reasons.

26:17 It's part of what it means to be human. But whiteness is not an impediment to social mobility, to social prosperity, to success, to happiness. Doesn't mean it never happens but as a systemic issue, it doesn't happen to white people and it darn sure don't happen 50 plus percent at the time. Ben? I would say go talk to any kid that's trying to get into school right now and ask them about how hard it is to get in certain medical schools or law schools specifically because they are white and they would be part of I'm sure that 40 plus percent that say they're discriminated against You have had several students that have purposely mismarked their forms after not getting into schools to see if they could get in as under a minority or other marking and it worked for them because they were discriminated against because they're white. Now you know the guy's touching the third rail here, and he's gonna get some pushback. Also I think this says- That's not him! What's that?

27:02 I said from them, sure. 55% of the white population? No! I said some. Come on be intellectually honest. I said some at the very beginning. But you heard me say it. I didn't say all. I said 55%. Some young people would say that. I think there is a big racial divide in this country right now and i think there's a lot of people that do profile of all races. Right now it's pretty clear in this country there is a large divide and I'm sure that it's not crazy for some people that are white to think, am I being profiled because I am white? And there are a lot of people who are talking about white privilege and you get everything but there are some people who want to stick it with white people. I think that's also very clear. That's what a divided America looks like. Mark, I'll give you the last word

27:47 First of all, white privilege isn't about saying white people get everything. It's about saying that there are certain things you get in life just for being white that we should all have! Yeah, it fell into my lap. And again this is what it comes down to oftentimes when white people don't have complete power and control over a situation they read their situation as somehow an oppressive situation I don't doubt that 55% of white people feel discriminated against I'm saying there's something wildly irrational about what 55 percent of white people in America thinking that they are being discriminated against because they are white That is simply untrue Is it wildly Is it wildly irrational that 94% of African Americans think they're discriminated against when in reality, it's not even close to that America? We are a pretty free country. Well, well y'all both you laugh because because I'm white and I mentioned the obvious You know statistic there this 90 you look at 94 percent or do I'm

28:40 I'm laughing because i don't see what one has to do with the other. I'm not doubting that you feel that way. You can't just say that one group is allowed to have these feelings and the other group, because they're white... No but you could say that one group is discriminated against. Yes. I got a go. I was allowed to have my last word. Oh man! See Ben took my last words. That's what white people do. That's right. I'm the only guy in white... Damn man! That's what white people do Why people steal the last word! That was good. Oh my goodness I like that though, there was finally a good conversation just two people arguing about race that was okay It set up it was of course it was cheap cheap television yes Yes that's what gets the ratings and they need all the help they can get I switched to um

29:27 I said O-A-N now that have the U verse, One America News. Let me tell you it was a hell of a lot better than anything else Is that the one with the cute girl? That's kind of like... You know what? The best college reporter you'll ever see. You mean the cheap Tommy Lahren? The knockoff? Not Tommy over there now?! That's where she started! She started there. No let me tell ya at least they show some news from around the world It's not just all the same drivel Well, there's that. Yeah I had to watch something else it was just too much Hey important day today besides being our 10th anniversary lest we not forget That infamous drive-through Dallas has fueled far reaching conspiracy theories for more than a half century and today Americans could learn new details about one of the country's enduring mysteries Federal law requires the National Archives release all available

30:20 its JFK files by today. Among the key questions, did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone? Did the US government know more about the assassins movements and motivations than it's previously led on and was Oswald under CIA surveillance during a trip to Mexico City where he visited both the Soviet and Cuban embassies? The real story maybe is that the CIA knew only seven weeks before the assassination that Oswald may have threatened the president. He returned to America in early October and they did what the CIA always does, they told no one." Multiple federal investigations concluded Oswald was the lone gunman his own story dying when he was shot shortly after his arrest still Americans... It actually had like a shot sound boom well They had video of it And I don't think I've seen the actual video you know the picture where Jack Ruby shoots him

31:12 I saw it in real time when i was a kid. Damn, well I don't think I've ever seen it and I don't know if that shot was sweetened or not It's a little hard to tell Oh it was sweetened? It must have been but I think it was the real shot and they sweetened something And they put it there and I thought wow! I'd never seen that video Federal investigations concluded Oswald was the lone gunman His own story dying when he was shot shortly after his arrest. Still Americans aren't convinced to this day more than 60% believe Kennedy's assassination was a conspiracy, an abrupt end to probably only white people though Camelot it's almost like the film broke in our lives it broke from one era of glamour and excitement and hope the future look very bright

31:57 And then it was over in a flash. The National Archives says we assume that much of what will be released will be tangential to the assassination, but historians eagerly will be pouring over more than 3,000 long sealed files hoping they reveal a CIA personality profile of Oswald. Yeah right Whether the FBI had evidence he was openly bragging about plans to kill Kennedy and maybe even a handwritten letter from First Lady Jackie Kennedy detailing funeral arrangements 54 years after his tragic death, the JFK mystery remains alive. I think that we will never be able to put a period at the end of the sentence Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone and have everybody agree with that it's a case that is never going away Well thats today! Here is this thing about...I didn't realize in this report but maybe wrong but the guy did say this he says its supposed to released by today yeah so should why do they have to wait till last minute

32:54 Well, there's a lot going on. You know it has to be timed these things you know let's see if there is any scandal that we need to suppress and then throw a little JFK in there It's a beautiful moment That what I do What they did Yeah, yeah I'm fine with that All right, is there anything else we have here that has something to do with this? No. You have a little short piece you got to at least check this out. Play the Jeff Glor takes over CBS Evening News from Anthony Mason There's news about this broadcast CBS News President David Rhodes announced today that Jeff Glor will be the next anchor of the CBS Evening News. Jeff is an experienced journalist A good friend to all of us here at CBS and will be proud to pass the baton to him next month

33:40 The broadcast will be in the best hands, you can be sure of that. And I will finally get a day off. Congrats Jeff! Wait a minute now who is he taking over for? Jeff Glore? Yeah He's taking over for that guy was just talking- But who is that? Who is that? That's Anthony uh... Mason Huh Anthony Mason got the job for a short time. It was never announced as temporary, I thought he actually got the job from Scott Pelley and so he's been doing it- That's what I was thinking of what happened to Pelley? So he's not replacing Pelley. Oh, Pelley got fired months and months ago. Yeah that's right, I remember now. And yeah, he was douchebag. And so Anthony Mason I thought was a good anchor because he was pretty neutral kind of a sad dog thing but now they're bringing in this guy you should look at him You've seen him a million times Jeff Glory looks like he's 14 years old

34:29 He really doesn't have a lot of depth of knowledge because he used to do the morning show, the same show that he would substitute for Charlie Rose. And he never seemed like a guy who was about 14 years old and didn't really know a lot Oh yeah, he's got a baby face. He has a baby face guy so I'm thinking the following. Where does he come from? CBS is considering well you know what happens if we got this drug company thing it's gonna come to an end if things keep going they way they're going Yes that is an excellent point

35:08 So let's see if we can move on. CBS has always been very advanced about being aggressive with their anchors Let's put a kid in charge of the show and see if we can draw the Millennials in Wait, there's a meeting I could see the meeting We've got a problem with the ratings all the kids are cord cutting what do we do? Jean-Claude. What a young guy! We need, what we need is we need a young face. Fresh meat yes. A young face in front of the network. We need a young, young look this is what Disney's up to now wait a minute shouldn't be getting a black Jewish woman? Well, we should. But... Do we have any of- No! I know let's look at- I think I'd like to keep our numbers within reason Let's get a pasty white guy Yeah! I got one A young pasty white guy that might appeal to millennials With that millennial look That's what i'm going for The millennial look Can we see if we can get him to get a beard? Make him more hipster Hey call and see if noodle boy is available Alright he would be perfect for this

36:06 So they're going to put this guy in front of the audience and see if they can draw in the already cord cut millennials who are so far gone from this market that I don't know how you could get them to ever watch CBS Evening News, ever. Or any of those news stations. Just to reiterate what you're saying is... that because the drug advertising, it's likely going to be curtailed or has to come to an end. I think with this whole opioid crisis and you know today the president is uh i think he's doing a big speech about the opioid crisis actually started reading this book let me just pull it up on the kindle here for a second which is just the first chapter alone blew my mind Dreamland The True Tale of... hold on a second let me go back to can't see library

36:57 The true tale of America's what? Opioid epidemic. I mean, just the first chapter alone you learn where... and everything's called opioid whether it's heroin or morphine or all of this. The author says early on just calling it all opioids and the one manufacturer when they started how it got in, the first laws against distributing opioid because people were getting high everywhere and now we're talking late 1800s I think or early 1900s But these pill mills are outlined very, very clearly. It's kind of like a medical marijuana shop only they perfected this a long time ago. You go in you get your prescription and you go get your opioids and the pharmaceutical companies are

37:47 pushing that they just been doing this has been flooding the market with this stuff. Cheaply available, easily available through what they call the pill mills and when people couldn't even afford that or couldn't get access to it. That's when the it's a small little place on the think the on the coast of Mexico. That's where this gang came in and they went, hey you know we'll just be the secondary market and when you look at it in those business terms it's unbelievable that the pharmaceutical company is really one I forget which one they mentioned what he was able to get away with this and has been getting away with it for so long. I mean we know why lobbying and advertising money but it's going to happen if Trump really hates the media

38:30 Then that's where he has got to hit him. Hit him in the advertisers through a backward way by getting rid of... because what else is being advertised? We're the only country in the world that allows this sort of advertising. Yes, yes All Trump has to do is come out and say here's the way I would approach it Somebody's gotta put this advice in front of them You use the argument that one of the reasons we have an opioid crisis is because we have a lax attitude about drugs. We want to use drugs for this, we use drugs for restless legs syndrome... all those ridiculous ones and stuff that John Oliver would do.

39:10 being used on television and there's too much advertising promoting drugs on television. See your doctor is putting a strain on the medical system, and then you kick it with we are the only country in the world that allows this sort of advertising. It results in high drug prices, it results in addiction, it results in the opioid crisis. We've got to put a stop to the advertising." Are we great? Are we great or what? boom count too. Yeah, that would take care of it and that would screw these guys good. That would screw them real good because what is the budget? I think CBS has already seen this coming. They, I mean you have to do the guy like less moon Vez is not a guy who's not thinking about every little angle because you've got two. That's what he does. And so they they're on top of it. So they're the first to make the move.

40:06 Mure on ABC is probably, you know, young enough looking. They don't have to make a change there. I would say Lester Holt on NBC is too old, you know? And he's black. He doesn't really, it's good multi-cultic look in an old world but now now you gotta get some youngster in there. The one that puts the hipster on It kind of jazzes up the news and changes things, the way Huntley & Brinkley did when they first came on the scene. The news was nothing until they showed up. And just a massive change in the way it's presented with a hipster guy wearing some glasses, he has this stupid beard, he is wearing weird plaid... Boom! Let him do the news. Boom count three. CBS News last year stated that the drug advertising business- let me see if it's their business or

40:57 No, the entire business CBS for 2016 says was $5.2 billion That's not bad and that but that's just the advertising on television they do a heck of a lot more I'm surprised it's not more 16 drugs accounted for more than 100 million each in spending last year with the most advertised drug being at 357 million dollars Humira the arthritis treatment and then oh wow

41:35 Most advertised drug is Jublia. This is one of the medications that bought time in the 2016 Super Bowl, this is the toe fungus treatment." Oh no! You know I was told with a toe fungus... you know they don't want to apparently they were taking drugs for toe fungus or I guess a spray is okay but somebody said the best and unadvertised this just and not a doctor But you take Vicks VapoRub and rub it on your toes and put your foot in a sock, and then the shoe. And within a week you won't have any... Put it in a sock? I think you're supposed to put onions. If you put onions in your socks that'll help. I don't want to put onions in my socks! It's not a great smell but well this folds in beautifully

42:28 Well, it leads in beautifully to this clip. I believe that we predicted this you may have to check the Red Book big development and the fight against the opioid crisis Walgreen's The second largest pharmacy chain in the US is now stocking up with the antidote Narcan and all of its 8000 stores our chief medical correspondent Dr Jennifer Ashton It's here to answer a few questions that in dockin 45 states the life-saving drug is available without a prescription. Now, are there any danger in that? Risk benefit on this drug Michael this is an incredibly safe and effective medication we've been using it in the hospital for decades usually with a needle intravenous or in a muscle this is nasal form it works as an immediate antidote to counteract largely the respiratory depression which is what kills people from accidental opioid overdoses and when you talk about risk-benefit I think the risk here

43:17 is that people could say, will this give other people a false sense of security and have them use opioids more if they know that they can use this immediate antidote? The benefits. This drug saves lives so think of this maybe as defibrillator EpiPen another piece of life-saving medical equipment probably is going to be pretty widespread now. Yeah, we should have one in the spin class you know I have the defibrillator and you have a little Narcan in case you know I OD during the class. And then a statement Walgreens said that loved ones should have the Narcan spray on hand just just in case right but what does this say about the opioid crisis? Well it says were in critical

43:52 and unstable condition when you're talking about the opioid crisis in this country. And we have to tackle this at the prescriber level, at the dispensing level and that's what this is." I don't think it's you talking about the Narcan stock price. Yeah, yeah the Narcan guys Oh, that's all right. He was already peaked no with this and with this news What is the name of that company adapt pharma? I think is what it is when we say you're the one following it. Yeah adapt Pharma let me see where is it hmm? Why can't I find it? What does they got a weird ticker symbol? I think I can't remember what it is

44:40 Maybe someone can look it up for us. I don't want to stop the show for this But I'll bet you they got it They got a boost on the on the wall on the Walgreens yeah, they must have musta didn't we predict that what happened? Yeah Oh, I did it one step further bookmobiles selling it there you go oh the meth bus That's when I was growing up in Holland in the 70s and There was a large heroin problem. It's probably not comparable to what it is today, but people who are addicted to heroin or opioids injectables

45:17 They could, they received methadone treatments from the government and the Meth Bus would literally drive through neighborhoods stop and everyone could get in the bus. Play a little jingle? Yeah I think it actually had you know like the ice cream truck it had the jingles as he has the bells ringing as he goes to the street. Mommy! It's the Meth Bus Okay, go ahead. I think instead of those Texas horns would be good where it plays you know Dixie I don't I should have a dixie horn that's kind of dumb. I don't know why no Definitely need a dixie horn What is this get out of my vagina? Oh sorry that's not the dixie horn who knows where that came from

46:09 It was obviously a listing. Best drop of the day! I do have one more little deconstruction if you want before we go to our first break, yeah let's do that which is it changes networks... We're going to go to ABC okay let me switch the channel um this is about the dossier infused in GPS because this is becoming kind of a quasi-scandal I think as part of they and I said this before there is a hit job out on Hillary to get her out of the picture so we, and I don't mean it by killing her. I mean a hit job. A media hit job. Is this not the other shoe that was meant to drop? It could be. That's how i'm seeing it like this is in fact last night it kind of came to me as i'm watching all the coverage that maybe

46:56 were incorrect about Weinstein, maybe they saw this one coming down Broadway and threw their own friend under the proverbial bus to distract from this coming. I mean Hillary was in England! She's as far away as she can get lobbing little bombs you know... Or that way they can't interview her Trump-Weinstein bombs lobbying them the whole time Maybe that was the idea because they saw this coming and it's obvious now that with, you know just for those who don't know when you now we know that Paul Manafort who ran Trump's campaign during the primaries he was a child in house there at the Podesta group with all the Russian connections and if we know that Manafort is a horrible horrible horrible Russian ass kissing dude except oops! He was working for the Podesta group. Yeah this is gonna screw things up because I think they... But check it out here's what happened

47:51 So they were doing all these deals and the machine was oiled, the machines running. They're getting money and there's money sticking to everybody's coat pockets so the Russians you know they are clearly trying to manipulate... They have this bogus dossier we have to find out if FBI actually used that too I guess into start their investigation but Podesta was like don't worry about it because Hillary is going to be president And then oops! She's not president and then the old saying, what you say to yourself with your head in hell came right out. It was like well why don't we just say they colluded with the Russians? Podesta is the flaw here he's the guy that effed everything up Yeah, he may end up... In jail! In jail! Well yeah hmm

48:43 Now, I would keep an eye on his health. But metaphorically, they wanted to use him as a scapegoat and throw him under the bus but because of his connection to Podesta it becomes more complicated. Well the thing about the dossier is that they keep bringing it up and now again they're hooking it to Hillary which may be the second shoe that drops... But this particular report on ABC If nothing else has at least two whipsaws that you may or may not catch and I do have them isolated so we don't have to go back and forth on the clip. But let's play the dossier fuse in GPS report on ABC Okay, I don't have that one Oh the dossier. Yeah, no the dossier my mistake here We how much of it is true? Here's a VCS chief investigative correspondent Brian Ross

49:35 Until now, Hillary Clinton and her campaign team would not admit any connection to the Trump dossier. The 35-page document prepared by a former British spy alleges the Trump campaign colluded with the Russians and includes uncorroborated salacious allegations about Trump himself It didn't come out until well after the campaign ended. It's all fake news it's phony stuff It didn't happen. The dossier on Trump was produced by a Washington-based firm called Fusion GPS, which had actually started digging up dirt on Trump for an unknown Republican during the primaries. After several Republican candidates dropped out, the Clinton campaign and the Democrats secretly paid Fusion GPS to continue their research efforts. The president today said he was a victim

50:22 I think it's a disgrace. Former Clinton campaign spokesperson Brian Fallon said the Democrats did nothing wrong. I think it is important to remember that opposition research happens all the time in campaigns In fact, its standard practice in campaigns for both parties. I think its important who paid for this dossier what is more important than anything is whether the allegations are true And now one question is which Republican first started Fusion GPS down the road of digging up dirt on Trump? Do you know who those Republicans are, do you have any idea? I think...I think I would have...I guess.

50:58 one name in mind. Give it to us! It'll probably be revealed. Wasn't really willing to reveal it himself there, Brian Ross with us tonight and we know that Hillary Clinton the campaign and the DNC helped fund this but the question that remains tonight is which Republican opponent in that primary helped funded too? Right David, The Democrats say the firm first approached them in early March last year which was just after several Republican candidates had dropped out of the race and their supporters are now the prime suspect Hmm before we do anything. What was the name of that? It would be interesting I think to play The big reveal clue who is that douchebag who was walking around on doing all the interviews about this dossier He's like you know him the guy from RT Kurt is it Kurt something or other I don't remember he's a journalist and you know Who he is and you said he's a douche bag

51:54 Who was that? Because he was... Oh, jeez. Let me see. I mean douchebag journalist huh? Yeah i know it's like a whole clip folder full of that but if oh man I can't remember his name maybe someone will come up with in the chat room because then we could play that original clip cause I'm just looking at dossier now it's Christopher Steele is the guy who wrote it but it was uh right who was there was the other guy it was well Okay, well let me play a couple of the whipsaw examples that came out of this. Brian Ross is really good at using them and by the way I'm gonna maybe start listing these different journalists and how they're What kind of reporting they do on these shows? And it turns out that one I can't seem to get the goods on in other words He never seems to do this sort of thing Is that guy Jeff Begay's the guy? The poop guy! I started looking at his stuff

52:49 He's really good at putting a package together. I'm sure. Really good! Anyway, so Jeff Breguet is on the top of all this as good guys So let's listen to here's a good example This is ABC Whipsaw Fusion, GBS, ISO. This is the first example of what we're talking about here with a whip saw somebody you make an assertion in the package and then you have a supporting clip And the way these guys are doing it The supporting clip has nothing to do with the assertion Here's example number one The president said he's a victim and then they have a saying it's a disgrace. He didn't say was that he was a victim No, that's fantastic In fact, he never said he wasn't why do they why did they do that? What is the point just throwing stuff in is it you think that really has been doing their purpose And I'm gonna use the word narrative They have a story to tell and they don't care. They're not gonna let the facts get in the way Yeah, no kidding

53:52 Nancy Cordes was a better example of this. But let's hear the, here is the second example of the same sort of thing where you have an assertion and it clips it doesn't back you up. Spokesperson Brian Fallon said that Democrats did nothing wrong I think its important to remember that opposition research happens all the time in campaigns In fact Wait a minute Let me hear it again Spokesperson Brian Fallon said that Democrats did nothing wrong I think its important to remember that opposition research happens all the time in campaigns Okay, so he's making the assertion that the guy said the Democrats did nothing wrong and but the guy is talking about it He's doing an exposition on opposition research And in fact, he says I played that clip out. It's in the main clip He goes and he says they looks like that I think you go too far when you have an mi6 guy involved You're using spies to do it. He actually never said the Democrats did nothing wrong Didn't say it in that

54:49 And he doesn't say it further in the clip. Really? Yeah, well the whole thing is interesting that you know we're now calling this oppo research oppo It's oh oppo from the woppo We'll call it oppo except if your Donald Trump son and you're trying to get oppo research on Hillary Clinton with the Russians then its collusion yeah Well, it's exactly the same thing isn't it when I think was slightly it was done differently. It was done Donald Trump jr.. Was sloppy I think and it was clumsy. This is pretty slick this site, they got away with it for so long and the name by the way since we've talked about before the name that Trump wants to give out who started this whole thing we believe is Jeb Bush. That clip I have here this is a clip from January 15th thats a long time ago Is this damaging Donald Trump?

55:44 I think quite the opposite, actually. He's too much of a fan. This is Trump insider Ted Malik on the BBC. It was an incredible news conference, you know press conference and he comes out the winner. He looks confident He looks robust. He defends himself any Actually proves that the new news media at least some part of it is trying to deal with your demise his Presidency as election and it's doing it by the use of fake news if it's not fake news And we don't know I mean tell you what the British intelligence told me this morning Okay This person who they know, who was an M.I.C. This is Mr. Steele? It is Christopher Steele Was also an FBI asset at one point in time so he has intelligence background but he was paid by the people that you mentioned Who were working for Jeb Bush

56:36 in order to discredit him. The Democrats took over the contract, as you said He kept adding to the dossier and using information given to him by the FSB in Russia Most of it fabricated The more he put into the dossier, the more he got paid So he made a sensationalist dossier As fat as possible Just like your lawyer charges you more billable hours In order to get paid more You said most of it fabricated. What bit wasn't fabricated? I don't know what's fabricated and what's not, obviously... So you don't know if most of its fabricated? Well the stuff that we've read, the salacious stuff that we've read is... Some of it might be true. Well it is true that Mr Trump was in Moscow or something. For the Miss Universe contest. These kinds of things are true as well.

57:22 I want to remind people this is in January. We already had, in that clip we have the isolation on Jeb Bush and he said it was turned over to the Democrats which all of a sudden is now news so were talking about nine months later we have all this breaking news that if we knew this in January when wasn't news This is not news, this is a hit job on Hillary. Let's go back to August or fast forward from January to August the clip we played... August 24th. It's one thing to have heard rumors in advance about what was in that intelligence dossier about Trump and Russia, those rumors started about a year ago. It's another thing to have seen all that stuff in black and white once BuzzFeed published it in January but the people who commissioned it say now publicly that it's true. That what's in that dossier is real and can be backed up

58:17 And that case looks like it may soon go public, which is a big deal because if the dossier really is right what it has to say about Trump. It's not just compromised by a foreign government, it is overt and knowing collusion in the Russian attack. Oh this is so delicious! Too delicious to believe I'm enjoying this very much. The thing that gets me about this is that there's no, we see no evidence that Trump is such a pervert in regards to the... and he has Said it publicly a number of times that he tells his people for the Trump organization that when you're in Russia just assume They're recording everything especially as hotels not these well because he's a hotel guy. He knows what they do Yeah, and he's a hotel guy those those this the ropes so there's no way he would do this if

59:09 knowing it was being recorded because it just doesn't make any sense but the would just to remind people what does that what's in the dossier that people like Rachel Maddow are all jacked up about and hoping God is true, is that he brought a bunch of hookers into his suite which coincidentally was the same suite supposedly we have no prove any of this, the same suite that Obama's used once and he got the hookers to... He said he wanted them to pee on the beds that the Obamas slept in. Now I'm for one thing these suites have been two big suites generally speaking the best bed is the one you want to sleep in why would you have a bunch of hookers peeing in it? No! This is not an outstanding product The whole thing is just stupid It's just stupid but

1:00:01 Okay, let's see how it plays out now as turns out that Hillary somehow his name has gotten into it as part of getting rid Of Hillary so I'm defending Hillary for the next few weeks on these things. I'm gonna Defending you're defending her run in 2020 yeah You know it's I saw I was watching CNN last night and they were really You know, they had the boards out and the circles and drawn. They leave Podesta out of everything they show. They'd leave him out but they were really going after her now that was only on Anderson Pooper's show which may tell us something. Yeah he's more... He's probably the highest up as an asset Well you know he's a CIA guy we know he worked for the CIA

1:01:01 Yeah, so he would be taking orders and disappears to be the orders of the day. Besides slamming Trump for various things we want to get this Hillary thing is becoming a problem! The Democrats do not want her running at 80 years old or whatever she's gonna be. She'll be 74. Not only that here Senator Joe Manchin from West Virginia... Would you want Hillary Clinton to come campaign for you in West Virginia? It wouldn't be wise for Hillary to come to West Virginia it wouldn't be a good thing for her or me First of all, the Clintons are friends of mine. They've been friends of mine and you can separate friendship from politics surely you can't and if you can't today then what's happened to the whole political process that we're in? With that they've always known West Virginia they worked when I was governor because Arkansas being similar demographics so with a great relationship it just things were said it was very harmful

1:01:56 To justify her say she made a big mistake and it was wrong. That's all I can say with that You don't throw friendships out just because someone says something you know prove or disagree with him? I don't pick friendships by that's everything I say or everything I do no, no She still my buddy. I just don't want to campaign for me stay away could stay away with your toxicness Go away It's a beautiful show of crap. It's just unbelievable this is it's a beautiful time to be alive, it's a great time to be deconstructing. I don't know how much longer... What are they gonna have to do so Hillary just gets out of the way? She doesn't seem to show any indications of it. Bill has tried to get her, you know not go this way Didn't like the book is probably they probably had arguments over it She has got a machine in place The way she sees it It's a crappy machine I'll tell ya cause they can't seem to win anything But this machine...it's all these women that are all these experts

1:02:58 I can name a few of them and she just doesn't want to give up the machine. She says this machine can win, you know it's fluked that this idiot Trump got in. Unbelievable So she is going to stick with it but they are going to keep blasting her This will be the only ones who notice this and we'll keep reporting on it The other guys are playing it straight Who are the other-? I mean, they're going after Hillary and this is how the Democrats must operate in liberal media. They're going after this poor woman just to keep her out of the scene Wait wait! Stop stop stop You said this poor woman you really are defending her Oh yes Why

1:03:40 Because someone's got, someone has to. You know it's because one of the things we do is we look at the unfairness and this and the skew of the media And when you spot something like this Absolutely good point They're just doing this out of sure meanness To get rid of this woman because they hate her Or they say hey look you had your shots You took two of them You're not Harold Stassen There's a reference for somebody out there I have no idea who that is Get out! Well, I like that you're doing that. That's a-that's... yeah, that's very fair. That's a good point. I mean, I'm—I have to say, I'm just... You know? I think it's kind of cool all this is happening It's a great time to be deconstructing! That's for sure

1:04:23 Yeah, we shall see what to do and with that I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John C. He stands for celebrating 10 years Dvorak in the morning to you Mr.. Adam curry also in the morning all ships at sea boots on the ground feet in the air subs In the water and all the dames and all the nights out there alright. I'm gonna stop tape right there Hey, all right everybody And in the morning everybody, in the chat room noagendastream.com and want to thank everyone who has been showing up for all of these years in our chat room noagendastream.com also would like to thank Gitmo Slave and Mr Oil who set a lot of the initial infrastructure back in the days when I was in Los Angeles

1:05:11 And I want to thank CZM137. He brought us the artwork for episode 9 or 7, 5, Dahlreydews which we may have spelled in an alternative spelling but we liked it and this was appropriate and applicable for today's show as well It was the no agenda knight kind of buried amongst a whole bunch of knights swords And we have another quite a list today as well. Remember, this is a celebration of the producers of this program where value for value model works with shit now how long ago did we implement it? Implemented that pretty soon didn't win within like the first three months I think of the show not not the value for value We start asking for donations wasn't that within three months? I think it was maybe No, I think it was later than that Yeah, and I do remember the phone call I was in New York I think

1:06:00 And you said, uh, you called me. I was there on business and he said, I think this model will work. I think we could actually do it. It'll take a while and now we're talking eight years ago at least but i think we'd probably do it in maybe three four years after that I was able to eat my airplane and do the show at the same time yeah took It was a, it was a found there's two foundational aspects to it. One was developing the knighthood model and then I was developing the executive producer model and then your executive producer in that made, I think that made a huge difference because now

1:06:40 It changed the gamified of the operation in such a way that's really how people didn't have something to shoot for right well That came in when when Sergei I think was Sir Gene who? Suggested we he said hey, I'm a knight now what so what do you mean now. What where do I go from here? So I don't know and then you came with a whole peerage list. Well, I started doing some research and this should be for show 200 by the way. Okay. Uh, I started looking into the peerages of different countries Russia, uh, Austria Hungary uh... And I chose the British model because we know all those names Earl Viscount all those sort of things right? Right

1:07:21 And then I came up with the formula for how do you get there, which is still what we use under Dvorak.org slash peerage dot htm. I went looking for it yesterday someone had a question and i just did slash peerage and i got 404. I'm like oh my god he really has a .htm doesn't he? It's really true no other way to get there than dvorak.org No! This is part of our thing man no way I like And so then, you know we had it went kind of went from there and we but today is an example after 10 years or what can be achieved when everybody jumps in. Of course it was on sale which was two for one to get twice as much bang for your buck as a warring which became very appealing to a lot of people who have hundreds and hundreds of people that jumped in on this tenth year anniversary celebration which is what it is we're going

1:08:12 Thank every one of them that came in over $50 as usual. This is going to take three or four segments. Yeah, and if you're new to the show and someone said hey, you should come on listen these no agenda guys this is not representative necessarily a typical program I say the beginning of the show was yeah The rest of the show is going to be mostly thanking people with breaks in between. I've read a lot of these notes as they came in and some of them are extremely endearing, some of them just mind-boggling some of them and a lot of them very entertaining So I'm happy and again this is this is a celebration of the people who produce this podcast and have been producing it with us. Many from episode number one, who have been listening and jumped on and supported the work as soon as they could since we don't never take in advertising. So shall we begin? The beginning is let's start with our top guy. OK, Sir Snozzages, as a matter of fact came in actually printed his note out because it was easier to read. By the way I do have a few anonymous people that forgot to put that in there on our break

1:09:16 I hope this doesn't, yeah. I'll try to keep tabs on it as we go because some people they sent the stuff in and say I want to be anonymous and they send it is a separate email that's not the way they do it right sir Snodgy's here currently at baronet I think I've found a loophole in the donation policy I was waiting to try this with oh this is very funny note by the way he donated two thousand and fifty dollars I found a loophole, he says. But the current twofer offers forced me to push up my plans and donate early. Although I live in the FEMA Region 4, I'm donating 2,000 Canadian dollar RETs through the PayPal currency exchange to increase my overall two-for-one contribution of $4,000. Please use 3,000 to take me to Viscount and apply the remaining 1,000 to Uncle Bob of unincorporated DeKalb County or DeKalb to complete

1:10:08 his first knighthood. I've also included the extra 50 to convert the dollarettes back to real dollars for you and Adam." Okay, I don't know what he's talking about this nighting will be a surprise for him so please knight him temporarily as Sir Uncle Bob until request otherwise. No problem. If you reject my loophole please double the 10-606 okay we whatever came in fine it's fine For jingles i'd like to request Hillary too delicious to eat Hillary too delicious. What was his choice? He said I want Hillary gets too delicious to believe cut off a few seconds early by two to the head little girl Yeah, and karma Okay, let me see if I can do that it's almost too delicious

1:10:55 I tried. You've got karma. Like, yeah edit that on the fly Curry you could do anything again. Yes Kevin Chappelle comes in with $1600 he's fantastic The Noah Jenner show has been my bi-weekly dose of sanity and the only constant in my life for the last eight years making me one of the biggest douchebags in the world Because apparently this is his first donation. Yeah, please accept this donation as the first on my path to be dedouching You've been de-douched Jingle say he wants a Trump's jobs job and jobs in a karma And thank you very much. He will be knighted sir Kevin Chappell which I'm sure is available Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma

1:11:53 I got a list, I gotta check. Onward to... Oops, let's see that was a big cell so we gotta move down this is just gonna take forever sorry That's alright This is anonymous going to be a long show So not necessary to read my note or play any jingles Just want to return value for value This is anonymous from no oh yeah Anonymous last name it's Greg there you go Greg anonymous last name I just want to return value for which i've received thanks to you both. You've opened my eyes to a lot of stuff over the years and while that can be infuriating it does allow me to throw out some real zingers on occasion that end up making my day, hey know what? Ya take what ya can Thanks for the opportunity for this insta-barony! I would like to be knighted Sir Greg of Historic Norcross with the corresponding protectorate of... Historic Norcross Absolutely alright, you got it Greg no problem

1:12:49 All right, onward to J. Duwek. Julian. 1500. Julian Duwek. Julian, sorry I do have a note from him oh Jay is his letter on his email it's just jay and i'm looking for that it's...I have a binder I feel like one of the...I have a binder with these notes So, and they were alphabetical. I flipped a D and here it is. Long time boner who was... I had to do something besides shuffle papers. It's in a binder that's why they use them. Long-time boner who was first hit in the mouth by JCD while he was guest on The Quit Show circa 2011. I stopped listening to that show once Soup chose stupidity over good content and declared the great buzzkill persona non grata

1:13:39 This has been my wish to avoid the long run up to knighthood by donating at the instant night level via bank draft, to avoid the pay pal vig on your end. But inertia is evil so he went to PayPal anyway. The last double-up offer proved too delicious to resist and sufficient overcome a long suffering inertia affliction with this donation along with your generous jam finally into position to be de-douche and acquire a barony in the process. Hold on! You've been Alright, that's done. Viz of Monterey County the ten counties of Alta California south of the 36th parallel in the Baja Peninsula with all due deference to Baron Sir Boris soft Marinoff and sir Brian Ferguson as my travels regularly find me in these counties throughout the year I'm able to reject my influence upon those. I survey congratulations on 10 years just another ten he so he needs beyond a night list on the night list okay, and

1:14:45 I'll put him in here. It's just sir visa Julian do it Yeah, sir visa service okay? And then he's also upgraded immediately to bear on a Monterey County Okay hold on sir these Okay, okay and that should do it and we'll give him a de douching and get some karma well you already deduced if we did that Oh you D. Do she never mind that and he didn't ask for Karma Right, and if you don't ask any more you won't get it. Because you don't need it! Well now I have to give it to him...I feel bad. You've got karma. Marco Magnanimous. It's not Cerviza, it's cerveza

1:15:28 Oh, Cerveza is a beer gag. Yeah. Duh! Cerveza... That's funny. Somebody in the chatroom? Yes of course we did this is the only way the show works No it could work without the chat room I just be no no no It's much more important than you know Marco Magnanimous oh says anonymous keep his oh well yeah it's phony name Okay, let me just scroll around. I thought i had a printed out note for- Marco... That is Marco D Magnanimous the knight of the new Trier? Trier? Tryer? Trier? T R I E R? Trier? I don't know. Uh please play dedouche for 10 years of no do-10 YEARS OF NO DONATIONS?!

1:16:18 And if trains good, planes bad. You've been D-douche All aboard! Trains gooood, planes baaad Alright Yes a lot of these big donors are never donated I think that's very interesting It's hard to figure out They waited for the 10th year twofer Well if these guys don't stay for ten years I'm not giving them a nickel Sir Richard 1 2 3 4 5 6 Uh, just call me Richard. No last name is Sam from Kentucky okay I'm requesting as the original jobs karma their original jobs car was a double down for donation I'll be in 9k night whoo all right jobs jobs Jobs and jobs let's vote for job you've got karma Okay gotta go through the notes they got sauce in I got

1:17:20 Peter Norwood. Oh, no you have Harold Sossner okay got it that's what I'm looking for I can't find his note great ah Hate it when that happens, but they had it in here But I don't think so all right well I'll try to dig it up for later the later part of the show all right But we want to thank you for one two three four five six and he's in New York onward Peter Norwood 1010 Which isn't a palindrome, it's just a lot of tens. Ten ten ten! Hey I get it! Great 10 10 10 Happy tenth anniversary been listening since show 2010 is about damn time I achieved knighthood please Knight me as Sir Peter Norwood Quick shout out as Sir Gordon Federoo Fred Federoo something Federee? Federoo Fed-Fedoree? Fedoree? Hit me in the mouth and Sir Christopher

1:18:15 Hefley, whom I hit in the mouth. Can I get a Hillary laugh too? They had a little girl yay and some jobs karma. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs let's vote for jobs! You thought Karma And Barislav Marinov comes in with a 10 to Sir Barislav who's been mentioned earlier, 10-10-10. Another 10-10, they're very creative we didn't even suggest that but it's good idea. Send some health karma and congratulations for ten years! Okay karma? You've got Karma

1:18:56 And it's interesting how the arrow keys work. Sir James Dubler, D-O-E B-B L-E-R from Wiley Texas. Gentlemen congratulations on 10 years of TBP ITU thank you for your courage and for having us all along for the ride You make an outstanding media deconstruction product which would never been possible without Advertising. With advertising! A true testament to your V4V model, look forward to another decade of the show please stay away from hot tubs with this double dip donation of 10-10-10 I achieve Baron status unfortunately this complicates a relationship when that long term girlfriend Elise turns out there's a lot of societal pressure against a Baron marrying anyone less than a Dane

1:19:37 And she is currently a lowly douchebag. I've been hitting her in the mouth repeatedly, so hopefully she donates and we can get hitched! The couple who donates together stays together Title should be true. Yeah title change we'd like to know henceforth the sir James Dubler Baron of class G airspace Due diligence I called the FAA and they confirmed it is currently uncontrolled He can yeah, that's good You can you can control the uncontrolled airspace jingle requests Brolf and goat Birthday request tenure call out for The No Agenda Show Thank you very much sir for your courage and for your support Good to be here Brolf You've got karma

1:20:18 Anonymous in Clinton, Montana. One thousand been a douchebag since show 10 finally got along going with the monthly subscription to continue supporting this show and I would like to be knighted or you'd be knighted We don't know what your total is but you're gonna be night it for sure sir me some plus of the oh Wait, oh yeah. I'm not seeing it here on sir me some plus Is this from a- I have anonymous. Where are you on the spreadsheet? I'm on anonymous Okay, where's Sir Mishon Plus Oh! Oh sir mishon plus! Ah okay sorry I'm just as bad as you sometimes Thanks for the continual sanity He wants some magical shape shifting juice and chemtray oh... Roll up roll up with the magical shape shifting juice Step right this way Roll up roll up with the shape shifting juice Chemtray

1:21:23 By Anne Rand. Brian of London, oh Brian of London. Brian of London came in as Brian of London. Please award a knighthood for me Sir Brian of London now living in Gitmo Nation Falafel and for my father which could be any number of countries where my father would be known as Sir Law also in Gitmo nation Falafel who now listens religiously after he fled Gitmo nation east and Islamization. Wow! Brian lives in Israel. Brian of London lives in Israel. So that's what he is called falafel. Got it! Please give a douchebag call out to Sir Jono for spilling the bean bag on the 12th cinema trip bet I won when Trump won a year ago. Not sure what that all means. Finally give us shape-shifting Jews coincidentally?

1:22:19 Back to real news, ISIS and American legal karma for the three-year arbitration. Hell I've been in it should end any day now. Roll up roll up for the back of those shape shifting Jews! Step right this way! Roll up for the shape shifting Jews! And now back to real... ISIS We will follow them! ISIS You've got karma Alright

1:23:05 Okay, onward. This is Larry, just Larry Beverly Hills he sent two $500 checks in and he sent a note with it which should be saying John has no I don't see that please find enclosed to check some out of 500 each for two night hoods during your 10th anniversary special nighthood's are for myself and my 17 year old son who has been listening to the best podcast in the universe or nearly as long at nearly as long as I have I request a de-douching for only myself as my son has been an innocent bystander. The two of us have relied on your little podcast to help, unquotes, to help bring clarity and sanity to lives that are surrounded by chaos and stupidity and increasingly so at an alarming rate." My home, by the way is in Beverly Hills. Nice touch. My whole life I've tried to evaluate outside the box something that's always been with me and I'm grateful that my son seems to pick it up

1:24:02 Even though he is engulfed by a sterilized and sanitized life thanks to a pathetic media, crappy core and a narcissistic environment. I hope...I'm very happy that my son and his friends have no interest at all in the face bag which I affectionately call the Roman Colosseum of our day." It would be, that's pretty funny. It would be nice if his peers and generation could see beyond the stage all the way my son does here is hoping they get woke no agenda The two of you put the producers in the whole community play an important part in helping keep our heads clear and questioning Thank you for having this double value donation allows me to share this special event with my son last few years I've been a little rough with the job loss another financial setbacks. I was saving for knighthood for my son I figured he's the future and it deserved at first. I'm grateful and honored that we can do what this together

1:24:49 Like the company, I think you have to put this on a list. I'm sure it's not on there. It might be on there because I did specifically send it. Okay I would like to compliment the two of you, your outstanding broadcast program. I listen to a lot of podcasts and this has been for a long time way before it became a thing." Adam your technical expertise plus commentary and John your editorial expertise plus commentary make no agenda the best i have ever experienced! You're not just podcasters as if there's anything wrong with that? You are providing the meeting place where we can all think Bravo! Congratulations on 10 years. Now the knighting, we got Max or Dragonheart Knight of the Game Mode? Yes I have that, care of Larry, yep And Larry SirHash- Hashtag null KnightOfTheHungryGhosts The system works great It's got two requests One for Max Uh DroneAgainNaturally and one for him IvEgotAntz Okay... This one obviously I have to look up since it didn't have that one again... and Antz. The drone intervenes

1:26:02 I got ants. I got ants. You've got karma. I don't know if he... I got ants and karma. Ants and Karma, Anthony Jenking at 999. I'm gonna start making sure these guys are not didn't send that last minute anonymous thing in $9.99 as you're doubling this amount I'm hoping you're feeling generous enough to throw me two pennies To bring me up to double pennies, to bring me up do the round 2k Okay there is one And let me dig deep in the pocket. I think I may go that one there

1:26:50 By the way, while I'm reading this you should look around because somebody's asking for a half pence coming up. For my title I'd like to be known as Baronet Octane... Like I've got nothing better to do here? Yeah, I'll just surf the web. You'll find a half pence! I'll go watch some Rachel Maddow while you're doing that. And Baronet Octane of Cambridge and he wants me to be Baronet Octave of I'm Benny, you have quite a lot to read through. Yes for this show so i'll keep it short like a fine wine or probably most fine wines age on you guys continue to improve with age and And I can't wait to see what the next 10 years will bring us. Please give everyone some karma, which continues to work and if possible dust off a couple of old jingles that we haven't heard from recently so you can reminisce about the simpler pastimes love light eternal thanks for what you guys do from your loyal slave in Brexitania." Yeah it's really complicated when people ask that during a show like today

1:27:44 You know, because pretty much everything's being played I guess? Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what... No don't tell me anything i'm just gonna grab something here Just grab just two random ones To the gate to the gate to the climate gates Right that one And Got it Alright, by the way... Oh, karma. Sorry, sorry. Karma. You've got karma. I was thinking of the slam through minute just the other day

1:28:31 I say we should play that again. I really like it We need more swine flu so we can play the jingle. Yeah, it's not gonna happen Anonymous 976 no note that I know of wait you missed 999 I was waiting for show 999 but with which was going to invest $999 But with the double down deal and 10th anniversary show I must give now if you throw in your two cents still good I got 28 cents. Give it to me in a barren status, I would like to play claim to the Jenny's Jenny see Genesee Genesee Dennis Dennis e Valley Got it? Yeah 10 more years. Okay Anonymous Oh anonymous does have a note

1:29:12 It's funny. I should read this, thanks for everything you do twice weekly to support our collective sanity because of the 10th anniversary super discount sale! I am able to be instant knighted while simultaneously donating the show number 976 and it is $976 Oh yeah this is a great note Thought I'd have to wait until next year to do this I hereby request to be dubbed Sir Donates The Fucking Show Number In the hopes of inspiring others to exactly Excuse me, or at least to make Adam slightly uncomfortable when he has fucking. I don't know what that means Please dedouche me play oh my god That's amazing ooh yeah hadn't gotten that one yet and What else does he want? I'm looking at the next note. I don't have it. I have a I have amazing Little girl yeah and any karma no okay, No problem Thank you anonymous for your

1:30:12 Donation and yes, I shall. I shall knight you as with your title sir no worries No worries very funny by the way Elizabeth Johnson Parts unknown USA 833 90 years a 3390 for my husband Keith And I made very first donation to you about eight years ago We first started dating and Adam called us to know agenda love connection Listen from day one you can remember that yeah from day one in myself since 2009 we have donated as we could over time and decided to take advantage of this offer when we realized that the show has been there for us through nine years of living the American dream together. No agendas on the background during good times, it saves our sanity in bad times and is the voice of reason when we are among the masses."

1:31:00 For our breakdown, he's got it all here. We would like to request titles of Dame Elizabeth... I think it's on there. Dame Elizabeth and Sir Big Johnson. I go that one! He said Johnson. Of the Hudson Valley. Big Johnson of the Hudson Valley as far we can tell there are no other representations in this area of New York That's where an art movement began. We will protect this territory of our great Gitmo nation together, we'd like to add bourbon and becas to the roundtable." He is an engineer literally adding a beca from the root

1:31:44 article of the five types of Becky and I'm requesting extra bourbon to politically sip when people are kinder racist as Becca's up do well she considers someone I guess okay please play some combination of don't raft look at the juice resist we much and John singing I'm on the stoop why you are laughing shut up Can you see that juice? We must and we will much about that be committed. Hello, it's me. It's me. And here I sit on the stoop jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.

1:32:43 Next on the list, just make sure I'm correct here. Benjamin Shirky $789 and 10 cents happy 10th to you both at the best podcast universe donations for double credit as much appreciated For those are experiencing late stage millennialism Startup in general karma please much obliged very much. You've got karma Thank you Bill Walsh and Catherine low bill is is the author of The Ants Mix Oh, I believe. He mixed that. You want to read this one? Sure I will. Gentlemen! I've been a monthly donor for about a year now but with this amazing deal on knighthood's to celebrate 10 years of TBP ITU how could i resist ponying up for knighthood?! I have long history with no agenda though until today mostly non-financial. I'm the guy who blew the lid off John's yeah yeah yeah shyster character saying was actually impersonation of The Weasel from the old Warner Brothers cartoon

1:33:44 I'm amazed at how many people request the song and enjoyed the time when Adam was getting a little sick of playing it until listeners started saying he full-on hated the song. So much controversy for such a little ditty! Have John's friends heard, I Got Ants? Oh here you go or has Mimi heard it yes It's a fan favorite The song kind of makes it sound like John is living in squalor so I wonder what others might think Okay Is that the response you get from people No. How come John... In California, there's not a person that lives around here that doesn't have an ant problem? This is the problem we have in this state and it's not in Washington because they don't have those Argentinian ants but no nobody thinks anything other than ah he left something out. How come John never talks about being the gadfly and being targeted by the Unabomber? Huh?

1:34:37 I don't know anything about this. John, were you shitting yourself? Do you think he'd be amazed how agreeable you are with some of the things he wrote about even though he wants to blow you up? Huh? Did Unabomber come after you? No That's very strange... I dunno what this reference is too It's probably some-some secondary gag My girlfriend Catherine listens to the show too. Informed women are fucking hot, someone oughta marry her! She's also getting in on this amazing deal and will become a dame later today too I'm calling Alex Asesky out as a douchebag! I know there is a Thursday night out there so for my nighting I want it to be Sir Saturday Night. I think that's taken Pretty sure

1:35:22 Hmm. Oh wait, he says he sent me a jingle sir Saturday night Could you just finish this note while I'll just check for that for a second? Oh, I'm on the word. I'm good Did did you do the douchebag and know there's a bag but he says that he sent me I know There's a Thursday now to serve her my night want to be Saturday night I've also said Anna my jingle which should be played anytime. I'm Mentioned on the show we only do that for Dukes by the way Please give me new house karma Catherine, and I are still looking for our first house together good The use slaves can get used to mac and cheese jingle which is another great John song and my Saturday night Jingle Saturday night jingle wave from my ego Okay So it's just downloading for some reason. I have it I have the jingle but I don't know why it doesn't want to download from the email okay? so he wants

1:36:15 Mac and cheese shoot. I wish I could get his it's just not happening. Well, I'll play it as soon as this download You've got karma That's the oddest thing. The email is pretty old, like three days old and it's just sitting there preparing to download so I don't know. We'll play it, we'll get it to you man. Sir Fernando de las Reyes in Sierra Vista Arizona 750 this should bring me right up to Barron. I'd like Cochise County as my excuse me as my territory from 1-10 to what?

1:37:01 From I- oh, from i10 to the wall. Ah! Oh, i10 to the wall, the big wall. Keep up the good work happy birthday. Thank you very much Ben Fellow is $750 parts unknown You have helped me understand the world better as well as entertained me I would like to be sir a dude named ben if that's not taken yeah? I have a feeling that one's taken. I don't know How about a dude named Ben again? A dude named Ben, you got it. Perfect. That's what you're going to get which will be fine. Yes in fact it is actually better because its got a little rhythm to it Cameron Smith. Let me hold on one second. I'm looking at the anonymous list. Cameron Smith 700 from Oongarara New Zealand. Now that sticks with their wall of books

1:37:54 I'm actually donating a little more than $1,000 to my Kiwi pesos. Hopefully it will cover your PayPal fees... I would like to take advantage of your amazing 10 year anniversary offer to obtain two knighthoods one for my estranged wife Anna who for now until she chooses her own name will be known as Dame Anna of Brazil protector of the ugly cats From his estranged wife huh? I wonder if the cat said something to do with it I don't know. They're ugly, that's what he thinks. I would like to be known as the lone knight of the salt marsh of the winterless north. That's the Cavalier Solita Frio or something. It's all mangled things.

1:38:42 My wife is from Brazil. If possible, I'd like a Wii, bingo boom shakalaka and healing karma for all thanks to the wonderful 10 years and many decades of wokeness to come. Please stay woke. Thanks Cameron. And thank you Cameron. Jonathan Marks is here with uh... from Huizhen We squeeze in Netherlands 666.6 appropriate hi John and Adam I'm a British Brex pat I like it based in the Netherlands not too far from Hillywood this place is what's Hillywood that's The Hollywood of the Netherlands, it's called Hilversum so people call it Hillywood

1:39:35 The old place is falling apart and the creative get the hell out of Hilversum. I've been listening regularly for a few months, and I rediscovered the show, and especially enjoyed your angle on Las Vegas and all the nonsense around North Korea. I was encouraged to apply for the night special because of the fantastic resource you have given the world. The Show Note archive is a brilliant gift To humanity! Oh, well thank you. That's beautiful. So I thought it would contribute to make sure it never disappears from the planet Earth Please give me a dedouching and three jingles I haven't heard in awhile Bufoonery Climate haiku And Game of Drones Honorary for another 3 years What does he mean the game of drones? We don't have a game of drones

1:40:16 You're asking the wrong guy. Oh, I know what he means! Uh... yes, I know what he means Here we go Okay We can do this Can I not suggest that actually this is about buffoonery and ultimately buffoonery should not be met with the blunt instrument of a ban but with the classic British response of ridicule Haiku for slaves Too delicious to believe Can you see that juice? Speaking of such, are you ready? Wait that's the wrong one. What is this? Here it is... Win! Lose or Drone! We've got karma How can you forget this? It's one your favorites I know its been so long Yeah Sean $658.61 some more in the United States

1:41:07 Parts unknown actually in the United States. Night name Sir Sean of the cisgendered third world jungle. Message, thanks for all you do as well as a take on American news I really appreciate the European analysis that you do if i can give a shout out to charity and like it give a shout out to the territorio these Guates or the land of the strays in Costa Rica. They're a dog shelter that survives on donations If you are a dog lover and your plan on going to Costa Rica, they have public walks in the mountains with well over 800 dogs Mm-hmm I highly recommend it karma for all! You got it. You've got karma Okay JV

1:41:56 $653.83 from Osaka. Ah, yes! ITM from Osaka home of the IATA airport code ITM. Is that right? That's correct, yes This is really nice. Bill and JV are hereby making a joint donation that should bring us both to the knight level, accounting to follow. Earlier this year thanks to the inspiration of hashtag TBP ITU Bill and JV found that the 33rd HAM license exam was being held at Eric Hall in Kobe Japan We knew this was a sign! No kidding. We decided to follow in Adam's footsteps, and John's I should say... Oh, Adam's footsteps and take the tech AND general tests at the same time After getting some crappy initial call signs from FCC we decided it was only appropriate to get vanity no agenda call signs So Bill is W1 ITM

1:42:51 Whiskey One, India Tango Mike and JV is W5 ITM. Whisky Five ITM how about that? Wow 73s! Yes 73s kilo 5 alpha Charlie Charlie says thank you for 10 years of amygdala fitness Bill hopes to be Sir Bill of Osaka JV requests become Sir JD We'd like to hear the hams are gonna save the world. Pew pew, some service goats scream we look forward to a life of servitude under Taymasterton sir mark." Yes you do When the apocalypse comes were the guys who are going to save the world right? You've got karma

1:43:32 Sir Sean Earl of the Federal Reserve District 7. Thanks for the greatest podcast in the universe I've listened since episode numbers were single digits and content quality just keeps getting better and better well if you started back then that's for sure would like to celebrate with a Hillary cackle goats and my screen just changed don't rough and it goes screaming was a combo Nathan Hodge $550 in Laguna something one of the little lagoon is over there in California Laguna Beach, Laguna Hills, Laguna whatever first to allow Adam time I'd like to request a Yoko Ono singing out

1:44:28 Cut short by two shots to the head with a little girl, yay. Nice. Gentlemen, the amount that should put me in knighthood is possibly denied as Sir Racer Nate. Where I work there are five of us that are regular listeners as far as I know and I'm the first First night, please give a shout out to my fellow race engine builders. Oh that's a pretty cool job I race and builder yeah That's high-end Lenny the C Jr.. The one who punched me in the mouth Tom Donnie get some thank you for what you do guys in the morning love and light Nathan Hodge Did you skip Charles pal? I think he did

1:45:09 Okay, Charles Peel actually in man Mankato Minnesota Uh, forgive me Podfather and Buzzkill for I have sinned. It's been over seven years of listening without a dedouching. Whoa... Mia Culpa! Mia Culpa! Mia Culpa- Mia Maxima Culpa he says. I look forward to as many shows as you can continue to create long live the best podcast in universe with your generous bug off offer i would like to be knighted sir optitious Sir Opticious nice A dedouching is much overdue and some dog showing karma would be appreciated You've been Deduced You've got karma.

1:46:22 Two little girls instead of a... Alright, got it! Who knew I had a specified B-hole making karma too? I had to specify b-hole, man. Okay since i was...I'm not sure what he's talking about but somebody does. I guess since it wasn't requested he didn't get one called him oh imperforate anus after many surgeries. After many surgeries we're in Cincinnati children learning to manage his bowels namely with animas they're great group

1:47:06 With that, please knight my son Sir Enema. Oh my goodness poor guy Poor kid I request karma for him indefinitely for everything since i felt something...I left something out last time and for me because his mom and are divorcing stay away from the Vash...Vash divorce for men firm? VABCH divorce for men firm don't sounds like a bad Yelp review Yes, they have lacked attention. You detail in my case and charge me for everything including corrections to their own errors and don't at all see you I would turn them in for that by the way there's yeah totally lawyers Yeah, there's courts for that totally boards and this boards and get him bored yes? I don't say my wife will find any law she's always Trying to give guys disbarred

1:47:58 I should have looked at me mediation. I'm in and 75k with undocumented uncontested divorce And so the Navy thought it was funny to send me on a ship sir Doug the former sand sailor, okay? All right you got to do shooting just karma karma. Yeah You've got Karma Sir L idiot hey Hey idiot. Uh, 54321. Your credit? The countdown to donations 79763... 54321 Happy 10th birthday boys I believe this makes me a baron with doubling i would request the Diablo Valley and Black Diamond Mines of California No jingles no comps. Oh NJNK beautiful Hmm okay uh you got the next one Yes I do forgive me podfather I have gone nearly a year without donating but

1:45:09 Okay, Charles Peel actually in man Mankato Minnesota Uh, forgive me Podfather and Buzzkill for I have sinned. It's been over seven years of listening without a dedouching. Whoa... Mia Culpa! Mia Culpa! Mia Culpa- Mia Maxima Culpa he says. I look forward to as many shows as you can continue to create long live the best podcast in universe with your generous bug off offer i would like to be knighted sir optitious Sir Opticious nice A dedouching is much overdue and some dog showing karma would be appreciated You've been Deduced You've got karma.

1:46:22 Two little girls instead of a... Alright, got it! Who knew I had a specified B-hole making karma too? I had to specify b-hole, man. Okay since i was...I'm not sure what he's talking about but somebody does. I guess since it wasn't requested he didn't get one called him oh imperforate anus after many surgeries. After many surgeries we're in Cincinnati children learning to manage his bowels namely with animas they're great group

1:47:06 With that, please knight my son Sir Enema. Oh my goodness poor guy Poor kid I request karma for him indefinitely for everything since i felt something...I left something out last time and for me because his mom and are divorcing stay away from the Vash...Vash divorce for men firm? VABCH divorce for men firm don't sounds like a bad Yelp review Yes, they have lacked attention. You detail in my case and charge me for everything including corrections to their own errors and don't at all see you I would turn them in for that by the way there's yeah totally lawyers Yeah, there's courts for that totally boards and this boards and get him bored yes? I don't say my wife will find any law she's always Trying to give guys disbarred

1:47:58 I should have looked at me mediation. I'm in and 75k with undocumented uncontested divorce And so the Navy thought it was funny to send me on a ship sir Doug the former sand sailor, okay? All right you got to do shooting just karma karma. Yeah You've got Karma Sir L idiot hey Hey idiot. Uh, 54321. Your credit? The countdown to donations 79763... 54321 Happy 10th birthday boys I believe this makes me a baron with doubling i would request the Diablo Valley and Black Diamond Mines of California No jingles no comps. Oh NJNK beautiful Hmm okay uh you got the next one Yes I do forgive me podfather I have gone nearly a year without donating but

1:48:57 Dew rhymes with Jew. This is from Rob Dew, oh! Rob Dew a producer from Infowars Dew rhymes with Jew, so I jumped at the chance to become an insta-knight for your 10th anniversary special. Please wish my beautiful baby girl Paisley a happy birthday who recently turned two and please call out Michael Zimmerman as a douchebag! Thanks for the media assassination excellent choice of clips in a world with millions of outlets and choices you are... You too are the gold standard for info topped with a bit of curmudgeon. I would like to be known as Sir Doocifer Knight Of Four Strings Funk For Kids And Time Travel

1:49:35 Time travel. Jingle requests! What do we have? Whoopin' with the Constitution, Chemtrails, Resist We Much... Oh it's a super favorite isn't that? Where is the resist? Okay and what's the- A Service Goat okay so I got my resist, I got my service goat and the only thing i need is Chemtrails. Get out there! Whoopin', whoopin', whoopin'! A new one nice forgot

1:50:18 Come on! Yep. There we go. Yep. You have to figure out how- what are we doing here and you're right. Oh Jesus... I gotta get the right resist. You've got karma It's very odd this, this resist will not stick in the folder. I don't know exactly how to explain what's happening But resist We must And we will much about that be committed. There you go, all right thank you very much Rob I'll see you soon i'm sure. Sir Kevin McLaughlin 512 bucks Locust North Carolina ITM with this donation of two to one and two the ninth power five twelve falling on the 10th anniversary show now being double up to 2 to the tenth power ten twenty four a grand total of

1:51:15 The grand total accounting below now brings me to a 5x knighthood. Viscount! It's a viscount. That's right. Allows for an expanded barony, I shall release my current protectorate of Caboris County Northern North Carolina and proclaim Luna commonly known as the moon as my new protectorate Excellent. I don't think anyone has grabbed the moon With this, the official paperwork will be filled out with the Israeli government and Israel Space Agency for the long-term leasing of land for their bases. All revenue generated will be passed on to the show."

1:51:58 He has a F cancer karma for my uncle and all affected with this disease also general health and happiness cover for all magical shape-shifting Jews. Does he need that jingle as well or just the cancer? No, no I'm gonna do this one. You've got karma. A little extra boom in there. It's gotta boom. Taylor Furman Palm Bay, Florida 505. We need a de-douching I was called out as a douchebag by David Osterbahn on show 917 Would like some of that sweet karma congratulations on the 10 years 73 is KAD7NZC would like to be knighted as Sir Taylor You got it! So 73's kilo 5 alpha Charlie Charlie Actually I should dedouche you You've been DEDOUCHED You've got Karma

1:48:57 Dew rhymes with Jew. This is from Rob Dew, oh! Rob Dew a producer from Infowars Dew rhymes with Jew, so I jumped at the chance to become an insta-knight for your 10th anniversary special. Please wish my beautiful baby girl Paisley a happy birthday who recently turned two and please call out Michael Zimmerman as a douchebag! Thanks for the media assassination excellent choice of clips in a world with millions of outlets and choices you are... You too are the gold standard for info topped with a bit of curmudgeon. I would like to be known as Sir Doocifer Knight Of Four Strings Funk For Kids And Time Travel

1:49:35 Time travel. Jingle requests! What do we have? Whoopin' with the Constitution, Chemtrails, Resist We Much... Oh it's a super favorite isn't that? Where is the resist? Okay and what's the- A Service Goat okay so I got my resist, I got my service goat and the only thing i need is Chemtrails. Get out there! Whoopin', whoopin', whoopin'! A new one nice forgot

1:50:18 Come on! Yep. There we go. Yep. You have to figure out how- what are we doing here and you're right. Oh Jesus... I gotta get the right resist. You've got karma It's very odd this, this resist will not stick in the folder. I don't know exactly how to explain what's happening But resist We must And we will much about that be committed. There you go, all right thank you very much Rob I'll see you soon i'm sure. Sir Kevin McLaughlin 512 bucks Locust North Carolina ITM with this donation of two to one and two the ninth power five twelve falling on the 10th anniversary show now being double up to 2 to the tenth power ten twenty four a grand total of

1:51:15 The grand total accounting below now brings me to a 5x knighthood. Viscount! It's a viscount. That's right. Allows for an expanded barony, I shall release my current protectorate of Caboris County Northern North Carolina and proclaim Luna commonly known as the moon as my new protectorate Excellent. I don't think anyone has grabbed the moon With this, the official paperwork will be filled out with the Israeli government and Israel Space Agency for the long-term leasing of land for their bases. All revenue generated will be passed on to the show."

1:51:58 He has a F cancer karma for my uncle and all affected with this disease also general health and happiness cover for all magical shape-shifting Jews. Does he need that jingle as well or just the cancer? No, no I'm gonna do this one. You've got karma. A little extra boom in there. It's gotta boom. Taylor Furman Palm Bay, Florida 505. We need a de-douching I was called out as a douchebag by David Osterbahn on show 917 Would like some of that sweet karma congratulations on the 10 years 73 is KAD7NZC would like to be knighted as Sir Taylor You got it! So 73's kilo 5 alpha Charlie Charlie Actually I should dedouche you You've been DEDOUCHED You've got Karma

1:52:56 Randy Holcomb, keep up the great work you media assassins. I would like to be known as the knight of the ace... So Ace what is this? What is that? Is that an S or a... It's not the A500 If that's possible it looks like A500? Think its A500? I think so. Yeah could be okay. Is it a capital S or a 5? No no it's an s. A-S-O-O Okay, the night of ASO. Oh Maybe we're not getting it We were not getting night of a okay any random jingles from Anna would be great Thanks from Randy in the Lake Forest Sean $500 and one cent let me get the binder if I can find his note in here if it is in here

1:53:57 Sean maybe it's the as400. Maybe he forgot the four because I know an AS 400 is the IBM mainframe Ah, I think it's a s4 that's probably what he meant a s400 think yeah I think so if not we'll do it again later for now. I can't find Sean's note Sorry all right well We'll get it later No, I have him here now. I have my have my have them this is It's an old note September 7th. No, sorry don't have it

1:54:33 All right, onward. We'll get it later. Oh by the way if anybody has any issues with the reads which are going to take forever obviously and we make mistakes or didn't do something send a email to me and Adam with the subject line ERROR in all caps D-R-O-R that way we can find it this is like our... Yes yes squirrel mail works well with that kind of tagging It does! Otherwise, you'll never find nothing. Nothing. Amy Thiessen $500 She sent a very long note in Well it's been truncated this donation is an instant night donation from my smoking hot husband Whitney Thiessen

1:55:17 He needs a thorough de-douching. I'll do that right now... You've been dee douched! He needs to throw deducing as he has asked me multiple times to set up a PayPal donation, which i'm ashamed to admit I have not for no other reason than pure laziness He turns 33 next month, so I knew that I would have to donate. 33! Magic number. 333 dot 33 at the time however your offer of a knighthood at 50% off retail was something this bargain loving wife could not resist. Ah yes, the ladies love the twofers So, Whitney... Happy early 33rd birthday. I love you! Please knight him Sir Whitney Knight of the Corn Belt Conspiracies Just want to say thank you for this incredible show When i met Whitney he startled me with all sorts of conspiracy theories from the moon landing to lizard people and everything in between I married him anyway

1:56:06 I married him anyway and introduced me to the show a few years ago. At first, I thought it was another one of his weirdo conspiracy podcasts but now we listen religiously as I find industry knowledge and outstanding network of contacts priceless I've been loving the last two episodes, especially the long donation segments have been my favorite part. Happy 10th Noah Gender Show! Jobs karma for us as i'm selling my website and Whitney is taking over a lawn care business if you live in northwest Iowa he has the sharpest mower blades in the area look him up It won't be that hard to find a man named Whitney on Twitter. Jingles, please play our two and half year old son's favorite jingles Pew pew my millennials with us With the side of goat scream yes, and I'll throw in some karma for you lovebirds as well oops

1:52:56 Randy Holcomb, keep up the great work you media assassins. I would like to be known as the knight of the ace... So Ace what is this? What is that? Is that an S or a... It's not the A500 If that's possible it looks like A500? Think its A500? I think so. Yeah could be okay. Is it a capital S or a 5? No no it's an s. A-S-O-O Okay, the night of ASO. Oh Maybe we're not getting it We were not getting night of a okay any random jingles from Anna would be great Thanks from Randy in the Lake Forest Sean $500 and one cent let me get the binder if I can find his note in here if it is in here

1:53:57 Sean maybe it's the as400. Maybe he forgot the four because I know an AS 400 is the IBM mainframe Ah, I think it's a s4 that's probably what he meant a s400 think yeah I think so if not we'll do it again later for now. I can't find Sean's note Sorry all right well We'll get it later No, I have him here now. I have my have my have them this is It's an old note September 7th. No, sorry don't have it

1:54:33 All right, onward. We'll get it later. Oh by the way if anybody has any issues with the reads which are going to take forever obviously and we make mistakes or didn't do something send a email to me and Adam with the subject line ERROR in all caps D-R-O-R that way we can find it this is like our... Yes yes squirrel mail works well with that kind of tagging It does! Otherwise, you'll never find nothing. Nothing. Amy Thiessen $500 She sent a very long note in Well it's been truncated this donation is an instant night donation from my smoking hot husband Whitney Thiessen

1:55:17 He needs a thorough de-douching. I'll do that right now... You've been dee douched! He needs to throw deducing as he has asked me multiple times to set up a PayPal donation, which i'm ashamed to admit I have not for no other reason than pure laziness He turns 33 next month, so I knew that I would have to donate. 33! Magic number. 333 dot 33 at the time however your offer of a knighthood at 50% off retail was something this bargain loving wife could not resist. Ah yes, the ladies love the twofers So, Whitney... Happy early 33rd birthday. I love you! Please knight him Sir Whitney Knight of the Corn Belt Conspiracies Just want to say thank you for this incredible show When i met Whitney he startled me with all sorts of conspiracy theories from the moon landing to lizard people and everything in between I married him anyway

1:56:06 I married him anyway and introduced me to the show a few years ago. At first, I thought it was another one of his weirdo conspiracy podcasts but now we listen religiously as I find industry knowledge and outstanding network of contacts priceless I've been loving the last two episodes, especially the long donation segments have been my favorite part. Happy 10th Noah Gender Show! Jobs karma for us as i'm selling my website and Whitney is taking over a lawn care business if you live in northwest Iowa he has the sharpest mower blades in the area look him up It won't be that hard to find a man named Whitney on Twitter. Jingles, please play our two and half year old son's favorite jingles Pew pew my millennials with us With the side of goat scream yes, and I'll throw in some karma for you lovebirds as well oops

1:57:03 You've got karma. Thank you very much. $500. Thank you, Amy. Amy Thiessen. Daniel J Lewis. Five hundred dollars of a lot of these. Congratulations on 10 years and no agenda. I'm a fellow award winning podcaster in my podcast and business at the. audacity2podcast.com are about helping people launch their own amazing podcasts! It's a dream job for me, you know? And it wouldn't be possible without Adam's foundational contributions in creating podcasting along with Dave Weiner of course so the gift is also my thanks for enabling thousands of people to

1:57:45 to be powerful messengers and change the world even at one person at a time if we could. So, I'm sorry this is me screwing up so i would like to be knighted Sir Daniel J Lewis of The Audacious Podcasting The 500 also represents special income milestone my podcasting business will reach in 2018. Thank you both for seeking to uncover truth, for your pioneering podcasting and for entertaining and informing me on my drives home at 2 a.m., when I'm feeding my baby boy." And what do you turn on the podcasts at two am when you're feeding the kid? Why not? I think that's fantastic and make them suck more

1:58:28 In lieu of a clip request, yeah that way you get out of the action. Yeah sure! I'm gonna get back to sleep. You should just move along. In lieu of a clip request, like a brief explanation in the morning for me and other new listeners? Well... Do we have the original Weenie in the Butt in the morning? Well, no. But it's on show 200 point X and we will be redoing that show in the next few weeks and we'll using it as an evergreen And that will be the show to listen too which has a long explanation of where we got into morning from What is this? Look at me! I'm driving! I'm driving a real car! I don't believe it! Well, I'd say we need... No, that's not it

1:59:07 Yeah, yes. That's not it well it comes from a family guy and it was a mock radio station which we kind of based the whole opening of the show on and yes in episode 200 don't ask what that is all about why is it 200 when were at 976? It's a no agenda thing! We will explain once again I think you look for Show 200 point seven you'll get it, but we're gonna redo to show 200 so I would wait and he asked for a podcasting karma for podcaster society.com You've got karma Jay wrestler $500 some sorry J in response to the douchebag call-out from Dana Morgan Mitchell on show 974 cents

1:59:52 He tried to one-up me by increasing the amount of the donation we mutually agreed upon this, to go first and I'm taking advantage of the two for one. And now he can refer to me as Sir J. Deducing Karma. You've been deduced! You've got karma. Lukas Magus in Hofdeutschland 500 let's see if it is in the binder. Really? He is in Hof Deutschland, well this a perfect jingle for him. No note so... Alright This thing has become useless We will get that note and don't get on the nighting list but send an error message and we'll fix all of that Onward

1:57:03 You've got karma. Thank you very much. $500. Thank you, Amy. Amy Thiessen. Daniel J Lewis. Five hundred dollars of a lot of these. Congratulations on 10 years and no agenda. I'm a fellow award winning podcaster in my podcast and business at the. audacity2podcast.com are about helping people launch their own amazing podcasts! It's a dream job for me, you know? And it wouldn't be possible without Adam's foundational contributions in creating podcasting along with Dave Weiner of course so the gift is also my thanks for enabling thousands of people to

1:57:45 to be powerful messengers and change the world even at one person at a time if we could. So, I'm sorry this is me screwing up so i would like to be knighted Sir Daniel J Lewis of The Audacious Podcasting The 500 also represents special income milestone my podcasting business will reach in 2018. Thank you both for seeking to uncover truth, for your pioneering podcasting and for entertaining and informing me on my drives home at 2 a.m., when I'm feeding my baby boy." And what do you turn on the podcasts at two am when you're feeding the kid? Why not? I think that's fantastic and make them suck more

1:58:28 In lieu of a clip request, yeah that way you get out of the action. Yeah sure! I'm gonna get back to sleep. You should just move along. In lieu of a clip request, like a brief explanation in the morning for me and other new listeners? Well... Do we have the original Weenie in the Butt in the morning? Well, no. But it's on show 200 point X and we will be redoing that show in the next few weeks and we'll using it as an evergreen And that will be the show to listen too which has a long explanation of where we got into morning from What is this? Look at me! I'm driving! I'm driving a real car! I don't believe it! Well, I'd say we need... No, that's not it

1:59:07 Yeah, yes. That's not it well it comes from a family guy and it was a mock radio station which we kind of based the whole opening of the show on and yes in episode 200 don't ask what that is all about why is it 200 when were at 976? It's a no agenda thing! We will explain once again I think you look for Show 200 point seven you'll get it, but we're gonna redo to show 200 so I would wait and he asked for a podcasting karma for podcaster society.com You've got karma Jay wrestler $500 some sorry J in response to the douchebag call-out from Dana Morgan Mitchell on show 974 cents

1:59:52 He tried to one-up me by increasing the amount of the donation we mutually agreed upon this, to go first and I'm taking advantage of the two for one. And now he can refer to me as Sir J. Deducing Karma. You've been deduced! You've got karma. Lukas Magus in Hofdeutschland 500 let's see if it is in the binder. Really? He is in Hof Deutschland, well this a perfect jingle for him. No note so... Alright This thing has become useless We will get that note and don't get on the nighting list but send an error message and we'll fix all of that Onward

2:00:55 Next James Higginbotham in the morning. He's from Colorado Springs 500 dollars in the morning crack pot on the buzzkill while I lived in Austin for some time, I recently relocated to Colorado Springs to escape the evil Austin mold! I know Adam will understand. Uh yeah I'd have to be bitches about it constantly. Oh, you would too? Well while i never bumped into Adam here... ...I always hoped that I would maybe one day when I return for a visit. I've been listening since show number 1 as a result of John's mention of it on twit. I've been with you guys since the days before jingles very few clips too many clips three shows per week JCD and Adams pet peeves of the day in Adams change-of-time zones

2:01:34 Until recently I was unable to donate, now that i'm able to please accept this donation on the 10th anniversary of the show as a thank you for the many years of enjoyment. With the two-for special this donation makes me an insta knight! Thank you, I'd like to be knighted Sir Java James...I also kindly request a dedouching Jing requests in the morning Chinese nothing to see here Monsanto and goat scream so deduce You've been de-douche Wow, you've got karma Somebody wrote us a note saying that kid does not believe that goat is actually making that noise.

2:02:20 I can assure you there were goats make that noise. Oh yeah, goats make horrible ruckus. Yeah they do. Brandon Whitehead 500. Hoping my donation gets through i wanted to finally make good on the promise i made in an email to Adam Wilebacka. Thank you both enough for the show and the breadth of the sanity it represents to my wife and me as an old millennial. I like the fact that people have adopted our thesis I have often wondered if I was crazy, but upon finding No Agenda, I was relieved to realize that it's just a byproduct of not being an indoctrinated slave as so many of my generational compatriots. As I understand it this will make me a knight and as such I like to be honored and to be known as Sir Knives of the Providence Plantations. I've been collecting anti-knives since I was a kid and it sort of became my handle versus just being a mildly sociopathic poet.

2:03:14 poster boy for the probably incoming knife control debate. If I could also get a shout out to my smoking hot wife, she goes by Butters and a donation call out to a buddy I recently hit in the mouth Jake Kohuth I gave a lot of thought to Clips, but given the recent event, I would be humbled if i could request a dedouching to Karmas and an F Cancer with my later Karma. And the cancer being for our friend who was recently diagnosed as signs are good but it's never an easy road. Congrats on 10 years! Oh thank you very much.

2:03:56 You've got karma. And a de-douche. You've been de-douched! And your second karma. You've got karma. And he also wants someone to bring Adderall and LSD to the roundtable, yeah we'll do that for sure. Got it right here. Uh, Adderall...Adderall and LSD there's a combination. Brian Balem in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania Uh, he uh... Come on open. Open! Open! Open! In the morning to you Adam and John I will keep this short since a donation segment will undoubtedly be long enough right? When i heard about the double up offer I saw it as a sign to finally donate to The Best Podcast in The Universe. I would like to request a dedouching Okay for taking so long to do it You've been de-douched To my knowledge My aforementioned friend has never donated So I'd like to call him out As A Douchebag

2:04:52 Keep up the good work and here's to another 10 years. I'd like to request the title Sir Max Power of Springfield, USA likes some karma in the following jingles Korean news lady and... Cruise missile. Cruise- Cruise missile? And a goat scream Okay Missile... See when i read them then it gets a little complicated to do everything at the same time and a goat scream and karma. You've got karma. Sir David Rosa, $500. Another donation to the BPITU. I sent a separate email with my accounting. Yeah, I believe I have reached the status of Viscount and like to claim the protectorate of Puerto Rico. Yo-yo! I'm a native of the island and while it's currently a colossal mess, the island still has special meaning. Keep up the great work

2:05:56 I count Puerto Rican man and JNK. Thank you so much Nate Dean Nah nah, nah choose ski. I think that's you ski not not just not you ski happy 10 Please send karma to NBC. That's right. Thank you very much karma for you. Oops. You've got Karma Short sweet Aaron Ralph Thomas Thanks for the two-for-one special Congratulations on ten years. I'll forward a note about my knighthood outside this might be in the list

2:06:36 Get the binder. Yeah, it's not on mine that's for sure go to tea You know I got up at three I got up with three this morning yeah To get to prepare for this show and you must have done the same because you you've got binders Yeah, I do have the binder but there's just Thomas is not in there So send us a note, we'll take care of it. We had another... Error in the subject line? No, we've got another couple shows that could keep doing this and then we're done. Daniel Warren 500, thank you for your outstanding shows I'm recently graduated millennial and no agenda was essential to maintaining my mental hygiene throughout the college. I hit my father and my best friend Jared in the mouth and shortly after I started listening neither of them have ever donated!

2:07:24 I'd like you to call them both out as douchebags. You got it. Douchebag! Two of them. Oh, two? Douchebag! I also need a de-douching as if this was my first... because this is my first donation i've been meaning give him a deducing. Mmhmmm. You've been deduced I have been meaning, meaning to donate for a while and after Adam needed to play the nighting music four times to get through the segment on The Last Show. I became envious and decided to get my knighthood while getting was good. I don't have a clever idea for title so Sir Daniel will be fine for now, which is by the way is the uh... Is fine. It's the way to go yeah that's where you go and he wants in FF fuck the EU and service goat Service Goat To The Rescue

2:08:33 Ryan Thomas in Austin, Texas. $500 from Ryan." Dear Monsieurs Curie and Dvorak as a millennial I am slightly too young to know Adam from MTV but I have distinct memories of reading John's articles in computer magazines as a child. I discovered Noah Jenner when Max Keiser interviewed Adam just after the great military... Hey we got a listener for this show! Oh yes there he is there's the listener from Max's show The great military coup of 2016 as I am a founder of the facebag pages Muslims for Trump, I would like to request that brief jingle combining elements of your choice with this theme in mind. For my knighthood I request opium as well as saffron juice with gold flakes all available

2:09:20 Indeed. Thank you, Saffron Goldflake Rice now you're talking thank you for all your beautiful work and please hereby dub me Sir Ryan Thomas You got it does he need karma as well or are we just I never asked for karma Oreos are just as addictive as cocaine There you go. You're up. I'm up Okay Well this is Kelly Sandlin No note except to request that I am damed... Goby... Goby, goby, goby. Dame of Trashville! Wait a- Kelly Sandlin $500. Franklin Tennessee Yes, I understand no note. I request I be damed Goby, goby, goby. Dame of Trashville where musicians dreams are crushed Keep on keepin' on! You got that right Thank you

2:10:18 Ugh, Lauren Roe is $500. I think it's Laureen. Oh, Laurian! Laurian. Yes, Laurian. You want to read this? I can't expand the screen. A serious dedouching is in order. Let's do it right away. My husband who was being knighted alongside me today as Sir Spencer Wolf of Kansas City hit me in the mouth five years ago This show got me through journalism school Hey a real journal Got me through Journalism school as well as my slave days working for a law firm that represents big tobacco and big pharma. Yeah, you need a little bit of antidote But I'm a douchebag no longer My dream becoming an insta-dame has finally come true i'd like to request the moniker Dame DeLorean A play off the way I introduce myself to people because No one except my husband has ever been able to pronounce my name correctly The first time they say it so I just tell them It's just Delorian without the duh

2:11:14 Lorraine, Laurian. Oh Laurie. Yes got it if it's not too much nailed it Laurien yes It was not too much to ask I would like to request some human resource karma for firstborn human resourcer daughter Rayla who was born naturally at home August 20th 2017 very nice my daughter is born August 27 and And I'd also like to request jobs karma after hearing daycare horror stories from coworkers that have decided it was best just to leave the cube farm and be a work-at-home mom. I've almost matched my old salary doing transcription, but i'd like to boost my income with an online resale shop hosted on my site Laurie and Rose calm where I will also be sharing my art. So jobs karma would be much appreciated You got jobs jobs Jobs and jobs Congratulations on your 10-year anniversary here's too many more to come much love to you guys from FEMA region 7 Bradley size as a sell sore

2:12:16 I am making this donation in honor of my wife Karen's 47th birthday. She is TBWITU and to get her seat at the No Agenda Roundtable, I would like to congratulate and thank you for 10 years of TBCITU. Karma shot to you! You've got karma! Get the binder out here and see we got it at least growl. The barbiner hasn't been working out too well See, you know I agree No, it's not no it hasn't been doing very well has it? I'm telling is about a hundred pages of notes in there And I just can't seem to get the right ones I know anyway at least send us a note and we will follow up You know

2:13:11 If you can, I don't know why it says that. She could say put that in and she'd put the note into the PayPal thing. Yeah, I don't have a note from her. Separating too many things is very difficult. Karen's...I did Karen. Didn't we do Karen Seltzer? That's the one you just did. Oh, that's Karen. We did Bradley Seltzer. Oh this is interesting so she sent a note in too. This donation is to honor my husband Bradley he is a long time fan I am glad we can finally make him a knight thanks for being here. This is great! You got a couple here but yeah these people are in love they're so in love yeah Kevin Anderson Sir Vicks of the hot southern bush in Milford Michigan

2:13:57 See email for full message with this double wide donation. I'm now baronet sir vice of the hot southern bush Please play my email clips Dealio shop and douchebag call-outs for our here go do space for Bree own and my brother Carl, okay? I'm desperately looking for his mailed clip. I don't see it. I'm sorry Hello? Yeah. Hey, I'm looking at-I'm looking in the binder Is the clip in the binder?! No no but he says there's a note in the binder Here it is! In the binder! I wish I had an email... He might have sent me the clip

2:14:43 But if you did this too bad big mistake ten years of showing people how to think critically again I like the warm regards to members in my small home-based church a special thanks somebody with my wonderful wife who I'm so proud of me for cleaning up My act and mad crunks and my homeboy Bri own free He just douchebagged him hanging out with me last night on the bridge throwing countless rolls of pennies at hookers And peeing on homeless people okay great guys propagate that double white donation I'm now baronet, please play my email clip dealio show we don't have it Okay got it. That's about it the binder paid off finally Onward Kyle Carroll from Parts Unknown $500 in the morning Jen special hello

2:15:28 Hello fellow Texan to Adam. I work in the dusty oil fields of West Texas, aka the Permian Basin. My job consists of me, a Ford F-250 and my iPhone driving from pump jack to pump jack in the middle of nowhere! Due to really awful radio reception, I discovered podcasts and recognizing JCD for my PCMAG subscription started listening to No Agenda back in summer 2014. After being immediately hit in the mouth, I've been a regular listener ever since. Just want to thank you guys for making a long day shorter and exponentially more interesting! I hereby relinquish my previous title of douchebag and claim the instant night title of Sir Enoch Paladin Of The Oil Patch Kyle Carroll Big Spring Texas NJNK Thank You And look forward to your ceremony sir

2:14:43 But if you did this too bad big mistake ten years of showing people how to think critically again I like the warm regards to members in my small home-based church a special thanks somebody with my wonderful wife who I'm so proud of me for cleaning up My act and mad crunks and my homeboy Bri own free He just douchebagged him hanging out with me last night on the bridge throwing countless rolls of pennies at hookers And peeing on homeless people okay great guys propagate that double white donation I'm now baronet, please play my email clip dealio show we don't have it Okay got it. That's about it the binder paid off finally Onward Kyle Carroll from Parts Unknown $500 in the morning Jen special hello

2:15:28 Hello fellow Texan to Adam. I work in the dusty oil fields of West Texas, aka the Permian Basin. My job consists of me, a Ford F-250 and my iPhone driving from pump jack to pump jack in the middle of nowhere! Due to really awful radio reception, I discovered podcasts and recognizing JCD for my PCMAG subscription started listening to No Agenda back in summer 2014. After being immediately hit in the mouth, I've been a regular listener ever since. Just want to thank you guys for making a long day shorter and exponentially more interesting! I hereby relinquish my previous title of douchebag and claim the instant night title of Sir Enoch Paladin Of The Oil Patch Kyle Carroll Big Spring Texas NJNK Thank You And look forward to your ceremony sir

2:16:16 Jay Sable, Kantius? Cantus. In Buena Park $500 Buena Park, California. Please create an instant night for me a server sable Sable from Orange County I would like bourbon and bone-in ribeye if you can add that to the call out list mm-hmm please play career karma 2 to the head whooping with the Constitution call on my brother Mike of Of The Railways as a non donor douchebag Uh, has kept up with this is accounting but he's an instant night. Okay and it needs a whoop him two to the head and career karma you got it. Good to be here bro. Get out there! Whooping, whooping, whooping! Constitution down! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs!

2:17:16 D Rand Hunter, please accept this long overdue donation with my warmest regard. Love the show! Thank you very much. $500 from Indian Shores Florida Oh, this is a fun one You can do this after 10 years I think you can handle it What? The Dutch. Oysteinberge? Oysteinberge. Yes. And his town is not in here, it's in... well let's see what it says. Beuren over Rotterdam geworden. Oh als deze regio is niet al gipigt, merk ik een goot screem en jobskarme voor lateren in Rotterdam!

2:17:59 Actually kind of understandable. Yeah, yeah. Outstanding! Patrick Comer USA 500 My family has donated a bunch. Here's 500 for the Instant Nighthood Special I've been hitting the mouth by in 2015, by Cam the Canadian. Cam the Canadian an old high school buddy of mine so gratefully he led me to you guys. I have since made No Agenda A Family Ordeal getting my entire family in the mouth and even converting my own mother from a full-time talk show radio listener to now a half time talk show radio listener and a half time no agenda listener

2:18:58 So blessed to have such a great family. Very informed by the show, love listening to every week. Do it every week! Please keep the show going in perpetuity. Whoopi get out of my vagina and goat scream. Get out of my vagina! Simple? It's effective? Jennifer Rank R-A-N-C-K in Salisbury Maryland 500 Congratulations on 10 years. My wife and I My wife and I have been listening for quite a while, and not going... Not getting around to donating until now. This W donation promotion prompted me to get full hog- go full hog with 500 become an insta knight! Please de-doosh me and i'd like to be known as Knight of the Iguana You got it. You've been de-dooshed

2:19:52 I think Night of the Iguana is a new one. It's great name if that's taken, i don't think it is. I'll go for night of the dog do since i'm usually the one in the family walking our dogs my smoking hot wife Jennifer who was actually once credited with The Note and I usually have this so we don't know what your name is Well, now it's going to be night of the month. I usually listen to OJ in the morning while he went on her account drinking coffee and yet you and John have totally changed the way we look at news over the years and have saved me from becoming that guy who yells at the news! Thank you for that! And my wife thanks you too." Oh on the PayPal donation maybe under my wife Jennifer's name but she bought it for me she's making my dreams come true...I'm sure he's on the list properly accredited

2:20:40 Okay, anonymous in Oakland California is anonymous instant nighting for Dion Much mo a propo be he hit me in the mouth and I'm still holding on to his fist Thank you for your discretion. You will have to choose his title as mobile numbers this Walk over to Oakland and get it just walk over no problem Andrew Gamble, 500 bucks parts unknown. You want to read that one? Sure Alice and oh I've always forget how to pronounce this name it's from Harry Potter How do you pronounce the Hermione Hermione Hermione Hermione Hermione

2:21:34 I always get that wrong. Alice and Hermione, my wife hit me in the mouth years ago and i'm making her a knight as repayment in kind. The instant night donation is for Dame Fresca, dame of the bird farm chemtrails please from Sir Oscar Knight of the Alpha Zero. Chemtrails by Anne Rand Trevor Pressman 500 uh ITM can I get to be the silent knight? And I think that's taken but we'll figure it out We give you the, we give it in yeah. So are Silent Night 2. Uh need health karma nor-cal house poor karma and NorCal fire victim karma. Dealers choice jingles plus a goat. Okay let's see. You've got Karma

2:22:36 Now, for humanity. One of our failed projects... One of our many get out-of-this job projects. Dean Hayes another $500. In the morning congratulations on your 10th anniversary it's difficult to sum up all the ways that The Best Podcast in the Universe brings me value every single day! This show provides hours of entertainment I share with my family leading a thoughtful conversation between my wife and I and sing along opportunities for the kids Thank you for creating a show of such high quality. This donation is your cut from the house selling karma which we contributed which contribute to a great profit on our home sale. Oh, wow! You could really use some house buying and jobs karma with the goat scream thrown in Okay yeah I got that for you Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs let's vote for jobs!

2:23:34 Stuart Long in Oakland, 500. Gentlemen it's a great honor to be producer on this historic show this is huge you guys deserve all the love this week requesting startup karma from the No Agenda family regards Stuart Long title request Sir Gonzo Earth of Oakland You've got Karma Sir Matthew Greensmith, Baron of Melbourne. Simple happy 10 years from the Baron no jingles no karma NJNK thank you very much sir Matthew Alexander Munoz 500 Thank you for your tireless media deconstruction You have both been instrumental in teaching me how to think about news It's about time I became a knight To that end i'd like to be knighted sir Alexander NJNK NJNK you got it looking forward to the ceremony

2:24:29 Onward. Carol Ann Chase, I just donated $500 through PayPal she's from Pueblo Colorado as I could not resist the two-for-one offer! Did you notice a lot of female listeners jumping in on this opportunity? Sexist Yes but clearly... Bargain hunters Demonstrably so Not sexi.. well sexist too but just the women all say hey I love that can't resist I don't go there. It's thin ice. Ah, okay. I donate regularly on one of the auto payment plans but get to become a dame in a day I couldn't pass up! Interesting... Good.

2:25:11 Whoa, bless you. My son Isaac hit me in the mouth just over a year ago and I've been a steady listener ever since he was hit in the mouth by his older brother Joshua some time ago! I'm grateful to both of them for helping me find The Noah Jenda Show please give them a shout out for their website firearmstrainingcentral.com Do you remember the song teach your children well? Yes is that teach your children well set the one yeah Well it If you call butchering a little more dynamic, yes Well my hell was slowly passing and the more I listened to the m5 met M 5m the more crazy My mind got to be thanks to you boys and all your hard work during an in-between show so thousands if not millions of slaves like me can live a life of sanity securely in dimension a

2:26:01 Happy 10th and keep up the good work producing the best podcast universe. Please don't ever stop, I don't want to die of an enlarged amygdala." Okay, I remember that very funny. Thank you! Who does? Peter Pukie, Sir Captain Pete of The Seven Equatorial Oceans My last donation made me an instant. At that time I asked for some yacht finding karma, guess what? It worked! Within a short amount of time i found employment and have since sailed to over 35 countries." He's in Peterborough Ontario Canada He wants to get out of town apparently. Now I'm wanting to find a new yacht that may help me circumnavigate the globe, so I'm thinking I need to pony up some cash to make the no agenda karma work. Here's 500 bucks which is really 6-5-4-0-3 in Canadian dollarets but with the douche doubling would give my second knighthood however remain retaining my title Captain Pete of the seven equatorial oceans please call out my friend Peter Lang as a douchebag.

2:27:04 I've been listening for years and has donated nothing. I'd like to request the following... Obama's A-Team, two to the head and some yacht finding karma. If there is a need for rescue mission when the world is threatened, if the world needs help it calls on America. And that's the story. Losing is a good thing. You've got Karma. Oh no! I forgot the uh.... There we go. Two to the head Josh Cox in Austin, Texas 500 sirs thought of Valhala and JNK but he wants to plug for She and it says gee I know this is guy. Yeah Guyanus is guy nice calm G a i a n and y sus dot-com coupon no agenda for 33% discount right number William

2:28:04 Last name pronounced like the piano company. What piano company? The Knabe Piano Company Oh, I was gonna call it William Wurlitzer. Hammond! Hammond. Bill Hammond. What's the big piano name? Steinway! Steinway yes. William Steinway $500 Can i please have extra strength de-douching Anna Karma please and benighted Sir William of Texas You've been de-douched And that will be happening later on. You've got karma at this rate tomorrow It's going slow Yeah, it's going slow But you actually did long notes are really only in the beginning and then it goes much faster yeah but you know what? People these are people whose celebration yes We're celebrating they have not donated ever many of them So we're gonna most of them will take our time reading their notes they deserve it They deserve it

2:29:07 Anonymous in Brooklyn, 500. I'm one of those listeners that was around 16 years old during the tech TV and daily source code days and although i've dropped the majority of other shows I was listening to during that era, I continue to consume almost every bit of content you two esteemed gentlemen have put out ever since like others. I too credit the two of you with shaping a lot of who I am today and how I interpret the world This will probably be a very long donation segment, so I'll keep all of the show-related anecdotes. 33 sightings and experiences hitting people in the mouth for future donations but what i want to single out is the single most important person I've ever hit in the mouth my wife we listen together whenever we find the time and we are grateful for the hours of engaging conversations this show has helped us spur more than just the analysis itself I find that the real value comes from the no agenda thinking

2:30:01 It's the framework that we have developed by emulating your approach for interpreting and analyzing world events. This has been invaluable for growth in our lives and our careers, for which we are forever grateful! Since she was the one who had been calling me out as a douchebag around the house and even urged me to donate for our wedding two months ago, which I said I would do but didn't. The donation should go toward my wife's damehood! Please refer to her as Dame Purrfect of the non-gentrified realm of South Brooklyn." I hope to join here at the roundtable myself long before the next 10 year anniversary. Boom, anonymous.

2:30:43 You've got this next one. I do! This is from Robert Davila? PartsUnknown, $500. I am taking advantage of your two credits for one offer to help my longtime girlfriend and longtime Noah Jenner Show listeners Cheryl Shuffelt get her knighthood or dame hood She's been making regular donations but we and we aren't sure the accounting but the five hundred dollar PayPal donation Should negate the need for math Yes true Cheryl would like to be known as Dame Cheryl of The Singing Cat Herders both she and the cats sing Please send a clip Please deduce her and give her jobs karma. She'd also like to hear the rubble iser numbers and the goat scream And she says thank you for your courage in the hard work he put into your research analysis and Showmanship, okay? Yes, and let me just get all the pieces here de douching yes You've been D do

2:31:42 Tango, Mike. Standby... 33-33-33. Robilizer out. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs. Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. That was from Sir... Oh, Goat Screamer. That was Sir Zahn Jr., of the One Cat Army and soon to be dame Cheryl Shuffelt Sir Christoph, Knight of the Blockchain in Munich Deutschland. Munchen 500 I'm a listener of your fabulous news deconstruction says 2011 and never missed the show once!

2:32:25 Please give me a big shout out to Jobs Karma. This donation will make me baronet Christoph Knight of the blockchain, please greetings from Munich Germany keep up the good work! Okay we got it for you... JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! And jobs let's vote for jobs! You've got karma It's interesting how all the things people request I think the tally now is that goat scream is on top of the heap? You know what I don't want to take credit for that But you deserve credit for it. But I pushed it, for a couple of shows. Just insisted. VoidZero just had an idea he says we should fork the show. Fork? I'm not sure what-what it means but I like the idea! I know what it means! I know exactly what it means. What?!

2:33:15 It means we should split the show off with just the donation segments, continuing on yack and away. For years! And you actually do some of this show instead of just reading these segments which are going to be doing for the next two hours Yeah I don't care That's exactly what it is This is the funniest stuff we're getting in here, I like it Alright, Ben Hanson. I say a funny idea there's two no agenda shows now one is just donation thanks It's goat agenda! Yeah we're gonna be on this one This is actually going to go on... We're not even done with one of four segments I think he's talking about forking the show so you have No Agenda and Goat Agenda I think that's his idea Well my ideas better then Ben Hanson Wallen Victoria

2:33:59 Australia, $500. Quick email to accompany the $500 donation with a double credit makes me an Insta Knight. Yes it does! Listener since episode 1... Cannot thank you enough for the last 10 years if I could afford to insta-double Grand Duke each for my wife and I, I would, and I think I'd be sure still be shortchanging you guys. I went through some pretty dark times between 2007 and 2010, and YOU GUYS helped me realize that I wasn't crazy after all What I thought about the world was right all along. And now got my shit together enough to be knighted for the 10th anniversary, like to be known as Sir Ben of The Outback if it's not taken-I don't think it is No jingles no karma Just get back to the fucking show

2:34:37 Okay, Ben. That ain't happening. Thank you! Sir Marchie Steve sir Steve Marchie 500 bucks or Marky Marchie M-A-R-C-H-I Keep it quick double tap donations should promote me to Baron my accounting is correct I would like to claim Long Island New York as my protectorate if it's not taken I don't think it is. I think your good to go Thanks for all the killer work and of course your courage 10 more years Yo Now we have, that's the end of our $500 donors. And we got a few kind of up there so keep them on this list before we go back and try to do a little show. Kaz476 hoping for Nighthood at show 999. He's in London, Q Gardens. Hey were gonna have a meetup! Oh yeah that's right when is this?

2:35:27 It's going to be over the Thanksgiving week, American Thanksgiving week. Right on! So we're gonna be there that whole week. As opposed to the British Thanksgiving Week? Well no there is a Canadian one. Yeah I know but you are in England I know, but if someone wants to say it's going to be during Thanksgiving week and they're from England they might consider thinking it's the Canadian one. Although you just decided to mock me with that. It'll actually have a Thanksgiving dinner we're gonna do but not for the meetup. But we are going to have a meet up around that Thanksgiving Thursday so Wednesday, probably Wednesday I'm thinking. Maybe Friday maybe Saturday not sure. So we'll just have to strategize and figure it out but I want to hear from people that want us to do it if they have some suggestions or really cool pubs where someplace we can all go that's big enough to hold the 10 people or 20 people then might show up from England. We haven't a lot of donors but they're scattered and definitely Kaz should be there for sure alright

2:36:31 Dave McGee, Memphis Tennessee. I have the note. Oh good He says... I was recently knighted on show 9 or 6 3 but later found my donation note in drafts unsent Yes Yeah he's probably used to doing that because that's what the spooks do I was just going to explain my love for the number nine You're supposed go into his account to get it To get it you're supposed to go into his draft folder and just give us the password I was just going to explain my love for the number nine and also call out the producer that hit me in the mouth, Michael Dunn as a uh oh. As a douchebag! For not donating in several hundred shows he's such a cheapskate that he'll probably only donate on a Bogoff offer please provide a human resource karma as we're expecting our first child at the end of the year congratulations attached an ISO Donald Trump saying In The Morning snagged from C-SPAN February 16th 2017

2:37:21 Okay, in the morning. Thank you Happy 10th anniversary Dave McGee sir 9 of Memphis PS I'm trying to get access to an academic research tool that would help the show okay Oh massive searchable archive with TV broadcasts Yes That would be fantastic Thank You and here's human resource karma congratulations on that you've got karma Eric Remington in Morristown, New Jersey. I know Michael Dunn you skipped over Michael done Maybe oh yeah because I can't bring it up. You know It's amazing this show for 10 years. We've basically been running on squirrel mail and Libra office, it's amazing It's the basics Michael Dunn Bowling Green Kentucky I've been a Noah generalist since 2011 This is mostly due to my need for more John C Dvorak whom I first saw reviewing the Madden 97 CD-ROM on the weekly CNET Central Show back in the 90s

2:38:20 I've been a fan of JCD ever since it started listening to NA after you plugged the show on twit, you know when twit was still good. You know i used to do that show and see that my hallmark was tossing spinning throwing the disc like a frisbee at each yeah at the camera yeah at the end of each uh review and one day The cameraman wasn't looking and the thing nicked him. And cut him! That was the end of your CNET career? No, I kept doing that thing but I felt really bad about it. John can you hold on one second? I just gotta change tape...

2:38:57 Being on the oldest end of the millennial generation, I only vaguely remembered Adam as the big-haired blonde on MTV but i've grown to love him just as much as I do John. The dynamic you two have is a pleasure to witness and your deconstruction and analysis on the media has given me the skills to spot much of the M5M BS on my own before I even hear about it on the show Having only donated once before just over five years ago, I've been a real douche. The 10th anniversary celebration seemed like the perfect occasion to become an executive producer and gain my knighthood status! Please knight me as SirMD2020, the S-O-K-Y Knight for the curious it's pronounced Sokey there you go oh southern Kentucky Sokey

2:39:38 Which I've called my home, call-called home my entire life. If you don't mind please indulge me with these jingles in the following order Could you just read them for me so i can get these? Yeah, let me go up. I don't know we don't have ever knew that Soki was okay ready It's the Google self-driving car well We don't have that you see he sent this link yeah Any kind of explosion? Scream you look for explosion goat scream Kiki shut up already at science and little girl yay Okay, just how it didn't get the kiki That's the one I should have gotten Shut up, it's science. Yes and what was that? Little girl yay? Okay yeah goat scream Kiki and little girl yay. Stop already! It's science! Yay!! You've got karma Wait he also wanted an F cancer so I'll have to do that again. You've got karma Lots of explosions

2:40:45 Eric Remington in Morristown, New Jersey 46250. This plus my previous 75 bucks should put me over the top He wants goat scream to do they had and don't eat me Hillary and a D douching Okay goats scream to the head Don't eat me where Hillary and yeah, I know where it is. Don't eat me go He also wants to mention that add the jalapenos and green tea at it to the nighting table is gonna be sir Eric process some of it Protector so goats scream to the head. Don't eat me Hillary. I think I've got it all lined up It's good no, it's the wrong one it's a wrong one like this oh, I didn't like it try again That's what we need

2:41:39 Richard Unterberger in Emmaus, Pennsylvania. It's probably pronounced Emmas. Probably 450. He has got his email and he said I like the title Sir Chard of the Tiny Cars. I'll write you both an email for the donation same way with accounting. Okay we got that thank you. Thank You. Stuart Hilbert 440. They started listening at show 7 The donation is long overdue. You're 2016, it's show seven. Show seven! Jeez... We have a lot of listeners Yes Your 2015 election coverage finally got me. 2016, 2016. 2016 election coverage finally got my brother on board Shout out to Dr Eric Keep up the good work I'm gonna give them a karma Episode 7 You've Got Karma Holy moly I was 12

2:42:33 Yeah, I was only 14. William Trent 428 birthday call us to my daughter Julie do we have her on the birthday list? Yes and the best podcast universe with a double down promotion of my 144 show 900 gift this brings me to knighthood or request to be known as sir whoop whoop da ass night of the hurricanes Trump and Pelosi job karma, please. Okay? That's a little different one jobs jobs Jobs jobs jobs jobs and jobs I can't either

2:43:15 We need feedback from people who get these variations of the karma, Jobs' Karma. Yeah if it's working... That one? Yeah we have The Fast Trump, The Trump Pelosi and then the standard old school. Classic yeah. Yeah we need to know that they work. Kaz 470. Jeannie McGrew. Jeannie McGrew, as a long time listener and monthly donor. She's from Santa Monica California 426 I think it's time to claim my Dame hood you guys have done nothing short of changing my life I will not dilute your worth by sending half the money remaining to meet my $1,000 obligation You deserve the full amount! I'm a 66 year old beach bum and know the value you provide My family is sick of me! Please call me What? Yeah

2:44:03 Please call me Dame Jeannie of Station 25. I'll provide accounting if you need it, thanks for all you do." Thank you Jeannie! Looking forward to your ceremony or daming. Sir John Harrison in Austin... That's right man my ride buddy My spin class buddy Ohhhh 425 Candles darken the room another $30 Happy anniversary and best wishes for the next 10 years This completes my barony Details until May Email to John Thanks for providing clarity John Harrison he must be He's gonna be the Baron. Oh, he's a baron yeah. He's a baron by now Let's see what we got in the binder here under Harrison HPC FG John you recalls John and his family actually moved here I came to a meetup and we met him at the it's in the binder yeah

2:44:51 I wanted to share my accounting. He's got some peerage questions, which I can answer. He wants to recognize a superior claim of Sir Gene. It is very long note but it mostly stuff that I have to answer so thanks for all you do providing me during these insane times. Sir Matthew Helley, 40806. ITM after four years of listening to the show, finally able to chip in for my Baron title. I wish you another 10 years of great clips and jingles as a title change. I'd like to be sir Matthew The Mapper

2:45:32 Baron of the Canadian, Candianavian hull. I would like a goat scream to express my joy of becoming a baron! I hope you still appreciate the Bay Area map of the... Yes that-I keep that map around by the way. A map of 1800s? Yeah showing the exact same mudflats that are here today. Okay all right triple goat! Getting fancy. Yichou Ren in Clearwater, Florida 402. Okay that's it. Is that in the binder? Well I'm gonna find out! I've got the binder flipping through just like what's your name of the girl at works for the State Department yep yeah it's in the binder Rick Riz is right yeah forgot to add... Just took a double karma opportunity donated an additional $402

2:46:29 Maybe he's in here. Oh yeah, there it is. To make myself an economical class knight and your four pennies in the jar thank you for providing high quality analysis of the M5M machine I get a title make it you may need to write this down as a title This is a I'm doing the pennies. They got to do the titles okay? Yes, this is what's his what's his name sir? What sir sir to TOO young TOO simple so too young too simple I wonder if you want to dig in more about the California AIDS bill What's it? What does he becoming he becomes or what Baron night and night oh? Oh, this isn't now Michael class night Okay

2:47:14 Some of my Chinese friends in Silicon Valley hypothesize the pharma company Gilead who developed the PrEP is the main pusher. Yeah, we've talked about that actually I didn't go jingle last time so i guess now I'm entitled to a triple jingle please send me a chef's choice and born gay lastly I am in dire need of job karma and relationship karma so please baptize me with your powers apparently NJNK is no joke okay I'm gonna do it born gay and I'm going to goat count four They call me shit, it's the that's what I'm called. You've got karma.

2:48:19 I don't know why but today my mouse keeps falling to the floor. It's always on the edge. Jared Zyfman from California 395 50 this 500 Canadian dollar donation is for my friend Luke Koudis, Kaudiz, Koudis Instantite He'd like beer and blunts at The Roundtable! Okay hold on let me get that set up Beer and blunts? Yeah we should have had that on a long time ago. Ugh...beer and blunts alright We're here in blunts, and then what else does he want here? Beer and bless the rep please play WT. Sal give you the numbers yeah wtc7 won't go away Yeah shut up already at science Mac and cheese by Anne Rand With Cluedo at the end of the show okay clue oh the cludeo really okay where is round

2:49:15 And Cluedio for the end of the show. Any karma there necessary or just roll? It said nothing, OK? Already signed Mac and cheese by Ayn Rand. OK Tristan Banning in California Canada 5395 500 Canadian NJNK Tristan Thank you. Brandon Rogers 39487 Parts Unknown again. It's too bad this PayPal thing doesn't give us cities I'm another grateful opportunist using the two-for-one leverage to a knighthood Thanks for the ten great years of edutainment that I use to reward myself when I mow the lawn shovel snow and perform other unpleasant tasks That's right, we make shoveling snow fun again Maybe before the 20th anniversary my smoking hot wife will start listening

2:50:17 Please knight me a surrounder of the Buckley Mountain. Hey, I just got a back channel note from Sir Bemrose and if you remember it was his birthday on Sunday and he requested a Jobs Karma. I believe we gave him the new fast Trump jobs karma And he says he immediately got a cold call from a recruiter on Tuesday Yep from Sunday to Tuesday boom So that's the new Trump when they screams it out and then Nancy throws in a little kicker Yeah that one Interesting. Anonymous 390 90 500 Canadian double that for an instant night donation towel request sir Tom with green acres requests karma for my daughter yes absolutely daughters are important you've got karma very important name Christina Caldwell Brisbane

2:51:10 389 with double credit this donation will complete my husband's knighthood he would like to be knighted sir Brett the tamer of strange thanks sir name and you got some accounting and that's about that fantastic it does the job Steven Strazinski in North Sydney Australia 385 70 happy 10th This is equal to $500 a dues. Please hold this bargain basement knighthood in abeyance." Okay, we'll hold it in abeyance. All right thank you! Welcome home. Anonymous of the Northern Lights AA381

2:51:51 He is... Do not use my name or location. Adam, no jingles! Take a breather! Here's my contribution of $500 to say thank you for the past 10 years. Credit me as Anonymous of The Northern Lights and we've made it so thank you very much. Anonymous, anonymous Gavin McMahon 375 Sir G-Man Night at SRG, man. Thanks so much for the great work you guys do day and night I'm a dude named Ben Eagle Scout millennial that is forever grateful for the deconstructions you provide twice weekly Fun fact along with the poop map there's a map that gathers information on animal induced infrastructure outages

2:52:36 Cyber squirrel calm no cyber squirrel one dot-com cyber squirrel one dot-com the squirrels are winning the cyber wars I Had a great raise me to my side of my squirrel and your cyber squirrel cyber squirrel love that So I was in the, uh, I was, well saw a guy doing some of one of the panels someplace and I decided to come up to ask him some questions. I want to see this is during the era where there's this thing called a T1 line that was so important. Ah yes you needed a big ass T1. T1 lines and ADSL were competing with each other during this time

2:53:11 And the guy shows me at the time, the T1 wire was like big bulky wire and ASDL ADSL one which is a little piece of crap. You just plugged it into the wall? Didn't much to it but he would talk about that one of those big panels on so I talked him about squirrels and he said oh yeah squirrels are biggest problem in their whole internet is squirrels And he told me the story where they're doing everything they can trying to poison the squirrel, shoot them. He mentions...he says one company came up with this great idea of putting capsicum, the jalapeno, that chemical that's in hot chilies into the wiring itself and so he said the problem was it worked for a while but then the squirrels got a taste for it

2:54:02 Just like it people get a taste for hot chilies and they started really grinding through the wires. They had to take all those wires down Yeah, they were using it as seasoning I guess not anywhere That is my squirrel story It's pretty good now trying to break up that thing a little bit where was we well? Let's see following jingles you slaves can eat some mac and cheese OMG Can't see that juice go scream And I'll throw in a squirrel You slaves can get used to mac and cheese, mac and cheese. Cheese macaroni and chee- Cheddar melted together Mac n' cheese, mac n' cheese, mac n' cheese. Oh my gosh! Can you see that juice?

2:54:46 All right, Paul Schneider in Edmonton Alberta Canada and this I can be created the Canadians are $368.29 since you think three is okay Please credit me as sir Paul Schneider But then he's got for information 368 us. Oh yes He nails it he's to a 488 Canadian dollars which is hopefully enough to put me in the 976 club because what it does it amounts to doubling Yes very smart So he's in the 976 club and since he brought it up, he will be in the 976 club along with a guy who has got a knighthood. I've already put him in!

2:55:23 Donald Davis in 366 63 congratulate the first 10 years another ten this donation your generosity of doubling the donation allows me To sit with the Knights and the Dames and all around tables. I would like to be named sir double-D Accounting has been sent no agenda is truly the best podcast in the universe Thank you for courage, please play JC DS Give it up for Raven and the service goat, and provide some much needed jobs Karma. I think we can handle that request. Straight from Reseda here she is! Raven! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs... Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma God hadn't heard that one in a while That was great! Raven! Raven

2:56:12 Ben Hink in Orlando Park, Illinois. 345497 This donation brings me to Baronet Staz with double credits Happy 10 year anniversary to the best podcast in the universe The journey with you has truly been a life changer for me and I hope it continues for years to come Thank you all that you do Please play Manning's Kellyanne Conway jungle fever clip if you can find it or any Manning if not Give me a dose of karma thanks Okay, it's... I meant to make this announcement. Please forgive me for being so tardy in bringing forth this announcement Remember Kellyanne Conway on the sofa there in the Oval Office with 100 black men standing around her and she got in her money making position! Make shake your money maker! She got that money! That's a show-off money shot

2:57:08 Jesus, look at that. That's a money shot! Kellyanne Conway is a money shot but you know I forgot to inform you that the reason why she got into that money shot without being asked is that Kenan Conway has got jungle fever. She couldn't stand herself, jungle fever! Jungle fever! Jungle fever! Jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle,

2:57:53 Thank you. That made my morning. Wow, there's a lot of isos in there too. Yeah it was fantastic Ray Martin I never heard the whole the whole long way we played at once We played it once remember that? Yeah me neither. Ray Martin $350 and one cent have been enjoying this show since early on I find the show keeps getting better and better The deconstruction continues to find gems and trends that are ahead of most outlets and broadcast analysts yes Hillary attacks, Hillary attacks. No accident because of y'all's 10 years of dedication and effort and the contributions from the producers and listeners happy tenth I look forward to more shows to come so here is an overdue donation of 350-01 this finally elevates me to knighthood I would like you be known as Sir Laron of Circle Town I'll take a don't eat me Hilary celebratory Howard the goat cream anaconda Is his name Howard?

2:58:48 That was unawares. Don't you Hillary Clinton? You've got karma. Stephen Knath $350. I would like to thank my wife and human resource number one for making this donation possible No agenda has brought our family together in increasingly creepy esque way Okay, I would like to call out my brother Sean is a douchebag You're like a chemtrails fish girl and jobs car what's fish girl? Oh

2:59:25 Bona the Syrian tweet girl is what that is. I don't know if we have do we have just the hashtag fish? No, no, I'm thinking oh, I thought we had that somewhere What does this hashtag fish? Oh Fish swimming in the street. Because it was high time! It's not quite the same thing, but... Fish from the ocean swimming in the street? It'll have to do. You've got karma. The stuff people have made for us and that is- That you've collected. You're a hoarder I am. Archivist, I prefer. John we are going to stop here

3:00:09 Well, let me just round it off. This is loaded. Locked and loaded. Joshua Gertsen in Denver Colorado $350 has been a listener since the early shows around 2008 A good friend of mine hit me in the mouth and I've listened pretty much non-stop since then Donated $300 in 2009 but has shamefully not donated anything since The double value donation for your 10 year anniversary is really too much for me to continue to be a douchebag. With this donation, please knight me sir mind over matter relatedly and also listen to the skeptics guide to the universe and having both of your shows on and theirs land on opposite sides of stories is a complete mind job but

3:00:48 but helps keep me my analytical skills sharp as I near 40. I knew you guys can't go on forever, but I'll probably listen for as long as you step up to the plate best of wishes." Wow thank you that's the first batch and we will be thanking more people yeah on The Fork That's right on the fork is where we'll be doing all of that. So we'll continue this, so we will do it one more next week? Is that the deal John then were gonna... Well I'm going to go one more week because this is such a popular event and it is our 10th anniversary and this is only going to happen once every ten years. Oh yeah yes. So were gonna extend the offer. I am holding my breath for 20!

3:02:22 Our formula is this we go out. We hit people in the mouth Okey-dokey, all right, let me have a local report okay Which I think is funny because it's out of control, the sexual stuff. Sexual harassment. Ah you know everyone is being implicated now! It's just as I expected man... The technology world is not done yet? I'm sure of that

3:03:05 But we have Terry Richardson, very famous photographer. Banned from working with Vogue magazine ever again because of sexual harassment We have Neil deGrasse Tyson being accused of raping a former student Marilyn Manson bassist Twiggy splits from the band after rape allegation And what else did I have? Sarah Lane also wrote a pretty interesting medium piece Did you see that? No! Ah she wrote about her Me Too moments Well, apparently some boss who was very powerful she didn't call him out but he had been harassing her and she didn't call him out because she thought you could lose your job or position in technology news.

3:03:48 So yeah, more but she didn't call anyone out unfortunately. But now she's got to go back and call him out I think so too. Now if not now when? And actually can i just do two quick clips No you do your clip and then all I have two things My clip is like minor cuz your the heavy duty side im gonna play a clip that shows that theres so It can get crazy and the pendulum can swing too far with this clip. This is the elbow touching clip. Elbow touching? elbow touching. The controversy surrounds Piedmont High School's social studies teacher Mark Calherd, accused of years of inappropriate behavior with students in the classroom and also on school trips a touch on the elbow texting special nicknames and some recent graduates had enough and filed a complaint and the school district agreed but we do have

3:04:41 a case here of inappropriate non-professional conduct from a teacher. And that's what our investigation showed as well." But Calherts' discipline only lasted three weeks on administrative leave, he was welcomed back into the classroom. I believe this board has made an egregious error in allowing Mr. Calhert back into the classroom and I think you should all reconsider the decision you made. But the district says the teacher was given due process what I can say very clearly and is that there's no evidence of sexual abuse or of sexual misconduct. There's no crime I want to be very clear about that the police closed their investigation, there was no crime reported Calling this a personnel matter the district claimed although the teacher is back he was given strict guidelines to curtail his behavior they couldn't say much more because of California law and the message that is being sent Is that you know what wink nod it was just a little playing around

3:05:45 And I think that's wrong. And I think we need to protect our kids." Okay... Well, it was one of those local stories where some guys went out and you know in this high school, some of these guys are like poking people with his finger or elbow touching and sending nicknames at the girls. So that is now such a huge offense? Yeah, they got the guy got bumped for three weeks out of the school and then there these women want him fired in these moms This is going overboard. I mean let's get these real creeps out of the way that rape this please Let's start with them The mashers the rapists the guys who are you know? Douchebags douche bags as opposed to these cloud these clownish some of these guy said like dad guy sounds like one of those

3:06:38 One of those teachers who is just a very sociable teacher and he likes to touch elbows, I guess. I don't know if you give nicknames to everybody... It's not unusual. Touching elbows? Elbow-to-elbow, do you mean? No, I think it's just grabs your... I dunno maybe its like an elbow toucher or some fetish. We need information people! We need some elbow fetish information Well, I was surprised. Ass grabbing it seems to me. Yeah, I was surprised there were two clips that the Today Show had on one with George Clooney and one with Matt Damon both about Harvey Weinstein and there's something

3:07:19 Similar in both clips that I want to I'm gonna play them and then we'll talk about it. They're reasonably sure We'll start with the Clooney first What were some of the rumors that you had heard most of the rumors that I knew were from Harvey himself? He would say, you know I had an affair with this actress or that actress And no, I took all that with a grain of salt. I thought he might have been chasing them somebody new there were people that brought Young actresses to his hotel room whoever had that story and didn't write it should be held responsible I want to know what kind of ad dollars were spent from the Weinstein company and from Mira Maxwell because We should have known this. This is violating women. This is assault this is This is silencing women are you angry? That's furious. Yeah, he's mean to work with I Knew that for a fact but the idea that he

3:08:12 You know, committed these kinds of atrocities on women. I want to know who knew? So I like that Clooney is going after the stations that took Miramax and Weinstein movie advertising money There's something else in there that kind of returned with Matt Damon. respectful of her always is there some part of you that we should call him out or ask Tim. I don't know what I would have done, you know, I heard from Ben who heard from Gwyneth that this happened to you now I don't say yeah, I don't know how that would have happened never saw anything in front me look he was a bully. He was intimidating he was that was part of who he was and I've been reading these stories

3:09:12 Because I am racking my brain. Did I see something? Could I have known something? Is there something I could have done?" Yes, there is Both these gentlemen who...I would say would be front and center of any anti-bullying campaign are pussies weak pussies Harvey was a bully! He was mean! Himbebier Well why didn't you call him out?! Isn't that what you're supposed to do with bullies? Or I think you can arrest them, can't you? That's in the anti-bullying law. In Hollywood Yeah You should have arrested him That's very weak Now these are two alpha male dudes Well the thing that bothers me and another similarity that i'm hearing is they both kind of... Oh I didn't know anything in almost the same tone Well I knew it was a womanizer In almost the exact same tone It sounds as though they got together before they said those things And I know they didn't

3:10:06 I don't know for a fact, but it seems unlikely. But they sound the same as almost as this that lockstep you run into this with Hollywood liberals where they all have somewhere along the lines of litany script is floated here's how you handle this is what you should say and they're saying it almost identical Could have been that you could have flopped the names back and forth. Or had the same guy say the same thing twice, I mean it's just exactly... It's-I'm not buying it." Oh! I'm not buying at all? And I knew he was a womanizer, I knew we'd been with this actor and that actor but never did you think, huhhh??

3:10:45 Yeah, they're full of crap. Affleck was actually called out by one of these women for grabbing her boob! No he was called out for lying because she said I had told him about this situation a long time ago and now he's denying that ever knew anything? And so she calls him out on Twitter saying he is liar and Affleck and the other guy Damon. Damon, they're buddies! They're like best friends and so if Affleck knew, Damon knew I'm telling you man bunch of pussies These guys are full of crap Yeah hell yeah they are Massive crap How would you what would be your process? What would you do if you were one of these guys any those three

3:11:30 And what would be the, if you had a good publicist and really knew what to tell you to do and you were told that what should they have? It's like telling Trump not to make these stupid comments. What would your best approach to going into the public sphere and apologizing for not saying anything? How would you do it? What would you do? I would declare myself a woman Which is legal. I identify as a woman and i'm really, really angry about all this. Okay well that's just a flippant answer. Funny but flippant. You put me on the spot!

3:12:12 We all, I think we all knew this was going on. We didn't want to recognize it for what it was because we were working with the guy who's making everybody a lot of money. We're douchebags and we feel really bad about it and that's all I've got to say. And never again you should throw in a never again. Never again! I'm not gonna talk about it but I am sorry boom you're done and that's number six. Boom count six okay so yeah I mean that would be better than this oh I didn't know I don't think...I heard Think the only appropriate answer is that's all you need to say build a wall and fill the wall and build a wall You know someone sent me the Chris Rock clip of what sexual harassment is this an old clip. This is from 2005 I think three four maybe five it's a little bit of his stand-up

3:14:18 Very good of Chris Rock But I don't think he'd do that one today. He wouldn't do that stand-up today. I bet you would no, I bet you he would not well I Would hope he would the usual Mortimer now? I do have an offbeat clip, a little second and half of the show clip. Oh okay Do we need to enter the second half? No we don't need to enter it Apparently on The Howard Stern Show Billy Corgan who is with Smashing Pumpkins Yes he's a major conspiracy theorist Well because he is for one good reason

3:15:13 He claims, and it could be bullcrap but I don't think so. These guys are pretty sincere he claims that he actually saw somebody shape-shift in front of him...I only have parts of the whole discussion but i do have a clip from the Howard Stern show What happened? Give me for instance! I want to know! I would love to hear these experiences! No, don't be embarrassed come on share Why not? We have to discuss these things. Let's just say I was with somebody once and saw a transformation that I can't explain. The person transformed into something other than human. Yes, I saw it! Were you on drugs?! No, I was totally sober. Wow... You were talking to someone

3:16:02 You're having a conversation. We are now, this close and the person suddenly not in hallucination they said to you look something's gonna happen here I'm gonna show I'm gonna morph into something else and you're like what this is ridiculous That's not how it happened Give me give me give me give me a please I don't want to see this Imagine you're doing something and suddenly you turn around and there's somebody else standing there A different human Sorta it's hard to explain without going to detail. I rather not go into details, but did you say to the person? What'd you just do here like that yes And they acknowledged it and what did they say they were from another planet and they wouldn't explain why not Again without telling us. It's a really messed up story famous person know

3:16:48 Good. Wait a minute, why is that good? Why did you put him on wrestling? Believe it or not they're actually voting member of the Rock and Roll Academy Is that true? It's Jan Wenner isn't it? But when you say they transformed into someone else or something else I mean Billy I've had that happen I'm being vague on purpose I was with a woman and she took her makeup off I didn't know who she was I'm telling ya' She totally tricked me You talk about something like that That's a different story Wow! It's up there with one of the most intense things I've ever been through. I wonder who that is, that's great! Excuse me? Yeah He's always been woke That's what that means sorry to swallow some water But he did say he did have a comment in the story about this

3:17:41 This reptile whatever it was has said that all human beings will be suffering a miserable something at death horrible You know death for eternity or yay How do we know wasn't a demon anyway I think these shapeshifters are real well, that's what he thinks too. Have you ever seen one shape? No, and I've not seen the shapeshifter well You do I do have some space weather news. I've been following this app and we've had so many cornal ejections, and now experts are hustling to monitor the Canary Islands after hundreds of earthquakes have been recorded."

3:18:32 Now, is it not so... I believe we've talked about this because you can just wait for the story to come back up. Isn't it so that has been said there's a part of the Canary Islands and it could break off and then create a tidal wave that could wash over the shores of New York? Do you remember that story? I know about the story where there's this potential for a slide in one of these areas, where there is access to the ocean and it's this huge slide will pick up enough water to send it across the ocean and flood New York with a tsunami. Yes! Yeah...I don't remember being the Canary Islands Well, I just looked up Canary Islands in the CLIP dossier

3:19:17 September 29th, 2011. Residents living near a volcano on Spain's Canary Islands have been moved from their homes because of fears it is about to erupt The Pico de Malpaso on El Hierro Island has been rumbling and spitting rocks since July The regional government says it's in a state of pre-alert and are stocked up on medical supplies and water So that was six years ago I guess its kind of common occurrence Yes, I would say if that's six years ago they're freaked out and we had six years later. They're still freaked out maybe they should relax Yeah, yeah, I mean I know there's a lot of activity in the in the volcanic realms In general in general I mean We have like to potential Mount Shasta blowing up and Mono Lake used to be a huge you know Potential blow-up it kind of stopped being such Oregon's got a number

3:20:12 Things that can go off. Washington can lose Mount Rainier, which would really be bad So we'll see I don't know they usually give you enough warning on these deals Well, that's what they're doing now the warnings are coming. I'm flying to Amsterdam tomorrow Oh Yes Christina has a gig with Netflix and have been asked to participate and they're flying me over like yeah, I'll do that sure I'll go see my daughter So a couple things one I'll be flying through. I'm gonna take the British Airways There's a direct flight from Austin to London which they installed with the Formula One couple years ago and also runs for Sally it runs all the time just one flight a day And so I'll be in the European Union, and I'll do the show on from there on Sunday

3:21:07 from Rotterdam probably and I'll be back on Wednesday for the show on Thursday. What is kind of cool though, just staying in Europe... The European Parliament is now gearing up for a vote to get rid of daylight saving time! Yeah. How about that? Well they should do something right. Maybe we'll figure out what this bullcrap is about. I never bought the official explanation there's no reason for that anymore No, there never was actually. It was a wartime thing you know? We'll talk about it when it's that time when we fall back Yeah like any minute No, its couple more weeks I think Well good what is this a movie or something she got a gig? Uh no it's promoting the new season of Stranger Things Oh yeah and your gonna be on the show Its a podcast! Its a podcast?! I know right What has Netflix go to do with it

3:22:17 It will Netflix it's their show the stranger things is their show so they're launching this and they're launching it with a whole bunch of different things including A podcast oh, I see they're gonna add a podcast to the show wait as far as I know we're doing Let me let's do it right a podcast element For promotion not to the show itself just for promote. They're not gonna keep it going there's gonna have a one shot I don't know where did we're doing 145 minute thing? I'm not quite sure And because they're so competent and they're really so knowledgeable about podcasting, they have to ship you there? Exactly what happened. Free flight! Yeah I'll take that. You get in business or first? Well world traveler... So that's in between cattle and elite. No, that's better than cattle. I'm cattle plus. Long-legged cattle is what I am

3:23:16 Well, good. Yeah Maybe I'll pick up some fun things any chance of plugging the no agenda show while you're over there Of course they will on the show definitely definitely think you think yeah now they'll be cool about it I know that well to remind you that I was on they were doing a Reality TV show that was something based out at LA I got I Was in it for a minute at the at Pasha They would because it was about one of the workers says Sarah And I said, you're gonna be in these shots. So I put on a no agenda t-shirt and then they got all bent out of shape about this. And so they like...and I've seen this on other shows, they always blank out to get a big blur on whatever T shirt are wearing? Yeah oh yeah maybe, we'll see what happens. In other words what I'm predicting is that your getting nothing in it. We'll see how we do

3:24:16 Halloween is upon us. In fact, I'll be in the Netherlands during Halloween which oddly the Dutch celebrate now for about ten years. Why? I think-I believe it's because of the movies Which for some reason the Dutch actually don't celebrate Halloween they celebrate Helloween so they think that it's Helloween as in hell Oh. Yeah, so there's some dressing up and stuff and it's very traditional and very customary in American schools for the kids to participate And we've heard all the different things about the costumes what you can wear and what you can't wear I'm not gonna bore you with that But I did pick up two little items that were rather interesting about choices that some of the teachers and other school officials made

3:25:11 First we'll go to California. This scarecrow is scaring up a lot of controversy in this part of Santa Clarita I'm not happy about it, i feel that you know...we need to have respect for our president Each year students here at the Santa Clarita Elementary School compete in a scarecrow contest class against class but on Facebook hundreds believe it shows no class to have President Trump as a scarecrow Sharon wrote she, the teacher should be fired. Heather wrote she's a phenomenal teacher. The father of a student in this particular class spoke very highly of the teacher and said it was the kids who decided to depict the president with their scarecrow he said the face is a mask one of the students had they were appalled that they saw the POTUS

3:25:54 being depicted in an evil manner, whereas all the other scarecrows were happy. POTUS, President of the United States. This woman's grandchild went to this school and she doesn't want her identity known. I'd like to see that that scarecrow is not used again now or in the future. Lee Morel with the School District told me they haven't had a chance to look into this. They weren't even aware of the firestorm over this until today he gave me this that the president I apologize if this scarecrow is offensive. I do not believe it is the students intention to be political This was posted on Facebook last night and really took off well over a thousand posts some think It's great Some are asking for President Obama's face to be on a scarecrow to quote make it fair People are upset with the school and the teacher while others are taking it in stride

3:26:47 And now back to real news. But wait, it gets better! It was this Halloween display that stole the show at a Gloucester school party but for all the wrong reasons... A beanbag game with a headstone for Don Trump I would say across the board 99% of people that i've heard from in one way or another have said well it was a terrible idea. Gloucester Republicans especially offended by the game event For children they shouldn't ever think joking about the death of anybody is appropriate. But even the less politically inclined agree this joke was no good. Oh they should have took it down, but I don't really know what the reasoning was It's not appropriate No, not really because

3:27:31 Whether you like the president or not, he is the president. As the photos spread throughout the weekend, The West Parish parent who brought the game wrote the principal... The West Parish principal went on to say that in planning future events, it will be made clear to organizers that school is not the appropriate place to engage in or display their political opinions. Ah so happy that we're educating our young ones perfectly well at the right age Well that brings us to my Tucker Carlson clip Oh man you know I'm not clipping any Tucker because we agreed not too and you violated this three four times! I've never violated it

3:28:19 You're the one who violated and apologized for it. And then you just kept on violating me I've never violated it, but let's play this clip This is Tucker slamming Maxine for something she said I could have just cut the Maxine part out But I kind of like the way Tucker introduced the clip. ...on California Congresswoman Maxine Waters many times on this show mostly because It's just unbelievable she sits in Congress still She's corrupt She doesn't live in her own district She once cheered on a race riot Because of this, she's become a hero on the left. She's called Auntie Maxine for her willingness to say pretty much anything once the camera goes on though for the record she is too afraid to do this show we've asked her a number of times but now Waters has apparently graduated from impeachment fantasies to what seem like assassination fantasies here she is at an event held with the Ollie Forney Center in New York October 13th of this year watch With this kind of inspiration

3:29:13 I will go and take Trump out tonight. Woo! Take him out! Yeah, obviously clipped that piece. I also got a little bit of follow up from Auntie Moxine with the Cuomo kid on CNN about her statement Those words have been interpreted as an attempt at the president's life How did you intend them? That's absolutely ridiculous. Nobody believes that a 79-year-old grandmother, who is a congresswoman and who has been in Congress and in politics for all of these years talking about doing any harm—the only harm that I may be doing to the president is I want him impeached. And those people who are so opposed to my leadership on impeachment are

3:30:03 organizing, the right wing, the white nationalists, the KKK. They've organized an effort to try and of course defeat me in my election coming up and to discredit me. Everybody knows that I'm on the front lines not talking about any physical harm to anybody but i am talking about impeachment and I'm not going to stop I believe this president is not worthy. I think that this president should not be representing our country He has alienated our allies he continues to lie day in and day out He creates controversy, he can't get along with the members of Congress. He needs to be impeached! I want him impeached and i'm gonna continue my efforts to call for his impeachment My millennials stay woke! Oh man

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3:33:25 Mika, Mika, Mika, Mika. Is Mika in the binder? Mika is an anonymous so we don't want to say her last name. Oh yeah I'm sure this is the Mika. Yeah it's Micah actually. And she's anonymous and we will read this note...is there a note there? Nope! Ah I only have a previous note Okay, well let me get the note. I think it's in the binder. That's what i asked you if it was in the binder Oh! I didn't hear that or I wasn't listening carefully when you said binder and you were in the bathroom I was thinking...I don't know K-L-N There we go yeah there's note in the binder Can't believe I'm doing this much but you guys have been sanity savers and make me look like a brilliant worldly knowledgeable news and politics savvy man

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3:37:32 If you have time to indulge. That is the Brazilian rum. Cassasa? Cassasha! Cassasha, if you have time to indulge or request a don't eat me Hillary Clinton tooted the head we came and saw he died hold on talk for second John I gotta add this thing to the round table Yeah there's that drink that booze which you can get in United States now and always kind of slightly mispronounce it But it is cassasha or casshasa. It's casshasa, I think. Anyways one of the two pronunciations and it's used to make that drink that they always like to have which for some reason eludes me but it's just pretty much that stuff with some extra sugar and lime juice And its got a name too People in this chat room will know the name of this drink if they've ever been to South America

3:38:21 Anyway, this type of drink which is a kind of white rum-like product and sometimes it's not. It can be extremely delicious and it's very similar to other South American non Caribbean rums which are not rums at all there are these other drinks like Pisco. Caprina? Caprina? Caprina? Caprina! Yeah caprina and Pisco. And a couple of which is I believe Peruvian or Chilean and there's a couple of these other white products that are developed, that were developed and it has a very distinctive flavor unlike rum. Here are the jingles as requested. Don't eat me! That is the land of unconfirmed... Yes we came, we saw he died. She's a card. Yeah all right onward James Brown

3:35:18 She's dead. Yeah, but she never said was the best podcast. She's a she's well Which is bull crap? There was no way an inanimate object can be a fan that's right It's a trick it's Ambush okay, it's a trap all right you read this next one forgotten Jedi Ventura California 335 congratulations our guardians of reality on reaching this milestone have continued exposure of the media and politics and politics attempting to distort our reality I last donated at the meetup in December 2016 and was publicly shamed for paranoia by John, for wanting to donate cash in lieu of electronically supported document. Really?

3:36:00 No. Doesn't sound right. My half-hearted wink wink on the surveillance society fell on deaf ears to my dismay and shame instead of wallowing in sorrow over my inept ability to articulate eloquently with my inebriated handwriting scribblings I will declare now my support for all the world to record, I will instead throw caution to the wind risk the list risk the list for supporting the dissidents, and when the system places me in FEMA camps for re-education I'll vow to end up running the place. This donation of $335 sums my deposit for a knighting as I submit my fealty to The Roundtable and its ideals of truth over powers of profit and control

3:36:41 I encourage others to stop being douchebags like i've been and put money where your ideals of honest reporting and discourse lay. Long live the show and its brave warriors of wit and wisdom! That's a t-shirt... I'm a warrior of wit and wisdom. Yeah, that is a T-Shirt As I have no permanent solid ground to claim in perpetuity to protect, I humbly ask to be given the privilege instead of serving as Sergeant of Arms with my protectorate being the future Congress for The Knowage And Around Table granted I have attached a picture to remain between us of the morale patch provided with my last donation to remind you of my qualifications for such security-minded position. I therefore respectfully request that I be knighted Sir Forgotten Jedi, Sergeant of Arms, Protector of the Round Table and I would like to be served Brazilian Hadis and... Kshasa! Kshasa

3:37:32 If you have time to indulge. That is the Brazilian rum. Cassasa? Cassasha! Cassasha, if you have time to indulge or request a don't eat me Hillary Clinton tooted the head we came and saw he died hold on talk for second John I gotta add this thing to the round table Yeah there's that drink that booze which you can get in United States now and always kind of slightly mispronounce it But it is cassasha or casshasa. It's casshasa, I think. Anyways one of the two pronunciations and it's used to make that drink that they always like to have which for some reason eludes me but it's just pretty much that stuff with some extra sugar and lime juice And its got a name too People in this chat room will know the name of this drink if they've ever been to South America

3:38:21 Anyway, this type of drink which is a kind of white rum-like product and sometimes it's not. It can be extremely delicious and it's very similar to other South American non Caribbean rums which are not rums at all there are these other drinks like Pisco. Caprina? Caprina? Caprina? Caprina! Yeah caprina and Pisco. And a couple of which is I believe Peruvian or Chilean and there's a couple of these other white products that are developed, that were developed and it has a very distinctive flavor unlike rum. Here are the jingles as requested. Don't eat me! That is the land of unconfirmed... Yes we came, we saw he died. She's a card. Yeah all right onward James Brown

3:39:21 How does working man and show business double credit donation brings me to knighthood. Please use the extra penny for the next producer who needs it for their knighthood 333 34 I'd like to be known as Sir James Brown Knight of the hardest working men and women in show business either you have a he's hit me with a shot at karma and thank you very much you've got karma Gary Ziegler, Gary Ziegler has been around for a while. 33334 my donation at 333 34 the best podcast in universe with my previous donation to three thirty three thirty-three and your two for one special this puts me over the knighthood's threshold I'd like to ask for karma from an upcoming spine surgery and a milf shout out to my smoking hot wife Dana

3:40:11 I would like to be known as Sir Zig of the Wallowaz. Wallows, wallo-walla. Wallowaz, here we go. Milk that's one mother I'd like! You've got karma. Haven't heard that one in a while nice Dennis posting 333 33 this combined with my previous three thirty three thirty-three donation episode 703 brings me to knighthood Please night be a sir Dennis. I may come up with something more creative later NJNK keep the great work Thank you our Grand Duke actually should get a grand duke Announcement oh yes, I'm sorry I was

3:40:56 That was Dwayne. Yeah, yeah. Sir Dwayne? Yeah well I can't... It's not uh... Here we go! Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest, Sir Dwayne Melancon A $333.32 from Tigard, Oregon. A bunch of unexpected expenses so tardy in donating love to work on Vegas by the way i have an ultraviolet sanitizer for my phone That's a phone poop. It works great for keys etc too, it is a new prepper item I suppose. Karma to all producers especially the artists and an end of show Obama Gangsters Paradise please. Yeah i can play that one. We'll play that at the end of the show. If there IS an end to this show...

3:41:57 Tom Baker 333 33 douchebag since episode 1 brilliant bog off promo prompted me to at least it last donate jingo request is simply jobs karma and f cancer even though my job is fine and no immediate cancer in family and friends only a matter of time. Keep it up don't say that man shouldn't say that but yeah, but prophylactic the Karma's not a bad idea Prophylactic karma? That's what you'd call it. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs, let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. That was pretty wild. Burton Rosenberger 3333 having previously donated 247 33 and 10752 this pushes me to knighthood I wish to be known as Sir Ebram

3:39:21 How does working man and show business double credit donation brings me to knighthood. Please use the extra penny for the next producer who needs it for their knighthood 333 34 I'd like to be known as Sir James Brown Knight of the hardest working men and women in show business either you have a he's hit me with a shot at karma and thank you very much you've got karma Gary Ziegler, Gary Ziegler has been around for a while. 33334 my donation at 333 34 the best podcast in universe with my previous donation to three thirty three thirty-three and your two for one special this puts me over the knighthood's threshold I'd like to ask for karma from an upcoming spine surgery and a milf shout out to my smoking hot wife Dana

3:40:11 I would like to be known as Sir Zig of the Wallowaz. Wallows, wallo-walla. Wallowaz, here we go. Milk that's one mother I'd like! You've got karma. Haven't heard that one in a while nice Dennis posting 333 33 this combined with my previous three thirty three thirty-three donation episode 703 brings me to knighthood Please night be a sir Dennis. I may come up with something more creative later NJNK keep the great work Thank you our Grand Duke actually should get a grand duke Announcement oh yes, I'm sorry I was

3:40:56 That was Dwayne. Yeah, yeah. Sir Dwayne? Yeah well I can't... It's not uh... Here we go! Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest, Sir Dwayne Melancon A $333.32 from Tigard, Oregon. A bunch of unexpected expenses so tardy in donating love to work on Vegas by the way i have an ultraviolet sanitizer for my phone That's a phone poop. It works great for keys etc too, it is a new prepper item I suppose. Karma to all producers especially the artists and an end of show Obama Gangsters Paradise please. Yeah i can play that one. We'll play that at the end of the show. If there IS an end to this show...

3:41:57 Tom Baker 333 33 douchebag since episode 1 brilliant bog off promo prompted me to at least it last donate jingo request is simply jobs karma and f cancer even though my job is fine and no immediate cancer in family and friends only a matter of time. Keep it up don't say that man shouldn't say that but yeah, but prophylactic the Karma's not a bad idea Prophylactic karma? That's what you'd call it. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs, let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. That was pretty wild. Burton Rosenberger 3333 having previously donated 247 33 and 10752 this pushes me to knighthood I wish to be known as Sir Ebram

3:42:50 If it's not taken or Sir Barris if it is, I think Abram is fine. NJNK happy 10 Happy 10 thank you And now you can read that one as I scroll down Matthew Clay, I'm a long time fan of both of yous and I've been a regular listener since Adam pulled the gun on Leo Good times The media's all-out war on anyone who is not in lockstep with their agenda makes the show more needed now than ever. Keep up the good work, we're all hoping for many more years of media deconstruction! Throw some karma into those who need it—no jingles from me I'm sure Thursday is going to run long you think? Thanks to your generous doubling of donation credit I now join my brethren at the Noah Jenner Roundtable I'd like to claim the title Sir Matt the Bulgarian and hereby granted sir coming up in a bit You've got karma

3:42:50 If it's not taken or Sir Barris if it is, I think Abram is fine. NJNK happy 10 Happy 10 thank you And now you can read that one as I scroll down Matthew Clay, I'm a long time fan of both of yous and I've been a regular listener since Adam pulled the gun on Leo Good times The media's all-out war on anyone who is not in lockstep with their agenda makes the show more needed now than ever. Keep up the good work, we're all hoping for many more years of media deconstruction! Throw some karma into those who need it—no jingles from me I'm sure Thursday is going to run long you think? Thanks to your generous doubling of donation credit I now join my brethren at the Noah Jenner Roundtable I'd like to claim the title Sir Matt the Bulgarian and hereby granted sir coming up in a bit You've got karma

3:43:40 James Shea in Brewston, West Virginia. 333-33 ITM the generous double credit order should get me into my knighthood accounting attached thank you for keeping me sane for the most part with the BPITU another 10 years of NA would be almost too delicious to believe. For my jingles can I get an Emperor Hillary? It's there Adam! I made it with a title and sent it to you years ago Yes, yes it is. It's here! WTCC said it was. WT and Adams a hoarder... I'm sorry archivist would never lose it Hey look, I don't lose my keyboard during the show okay?

3:44:24 WTC 7 won't go away and a Trump's job karma for my knighting ceremony I would like to be known henceforth as sir circumcised chef circumcise chefs what he meant circumcised chef Sir come size shaft sir come sized chef okay the Darby hauler Thank you for that for light verb for bringing the show to a new level and for my ceremony may request of the roundtable to add buckwheat cakes and Jim beam wheat Cakes and Jim Beam. The list is getting very... Black label? I'm gonna make it black label. No, Jim Beam is Johnny Walker's not Jim Beam. Jim Beam now has a black label that's getting very high. Only the best for my knights and dames here! Not messing around

3:43:40 James Shea in Brewston, West Virginia. 333-33 ITM the generous double credit order should get me into my knighthood accounting attached thank you for keeping me sane for the most part with the BPITU another 10 years of NA would be almost too delicious to believe. For my jingles can I get an Emperor Hillary? It's there Adam! I made it with a title and sent it to you years ago Yes, yes it is. It's here! WTCC said it was. WT and Adams a hoarder... I'm sorry archivist would never lose it Hey look, I don't lose my keyboard during the show okay?

3:44:24 WTC 7 won't go away and a Trump's job karma for my knighting ceremony I would like to be known henceforth as sir circumcised chef circumcise chefs what he meant circumcised chef Sir come size shaft sir come sized chef okay the Darby hauler Thank you for that for light verb for bringing the show to a new level and for my ceremony may request of the roundtable to add buckwheat cakes and Jim beam wheat Cakes and Jim Beam. The list is getting very... Black label? I'm gonna make it black label. No, Jim Beam is Johnny Walker's not Jim Beam. Jim Beam now has a black label that's getting very high. Only the best for my knights and dames here! Not messing around

3:45:20 Alright, here you go. What is by bidding my master each year on my birthday every American gets a cupcake? Yes, my master Jobs jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got karma So I'm challenging some people out there. There's this, there's a meme going around it shows that old tweet supposedly Hillary did with a picture of her as a little girl and it was happy birthday to the next president of the United States that she supposedly tweeted out it. Uh-huh. I don't believe she ever tweeted this out. I think this is one of those smears going out just to make her look bad

3:46:04 Joe Winky, 333.33. Hey guys it's Joe! The healthy surprise and jambo... hey Joe. Hey healthy surprise Joe yeah I would like to get some more jambo well he went he went too you know he stopped doing the healthy and he started doing the chewables that was he went into a new uh... He went into CBD That's his thing. In Colorado, I'm sure he is living in a mansion by now! I thought he moved to California? Maybe was in...I don't know but I know that he's a player. He has a big shot. Playa playa playa! Millions of dollars, millions of dollars. 3333 years 10 years and by the way Joe give me some stock tips in that arena here are the ten years giving me context understand why everybody else so crazy I think it's Hillary's birthday

3:46:52 I think it is Hillary's birthday like today or yesterday. So, I'll take a clippity-clop we came we saw he died and a dealer's choice now here are some other great Hillary tributes and she's got the shimmy song he's got some downloads which you'll get to later will download later thanks Joe 333 33 yeah but instead of asking for like stock tips why don't you just ask him for some edibles Well, I did that too already before but the stock tips are more valuable than edibles. Yeah, she says I think it does. She feels that when Gaddafi was killed she was responsible. She came and saw he died

3:47:58 Huh. Yeah, you didn't know that? I don't remember that little ditty at the end Well let's play the end there so you can just listen to it again Hold on a second So I mean that is the land of unconfirmed... Yes we came We saw He died Did it have anything to do with your visit? No Oh I'm sure it did I'm sure it did Ah yes when I come home people die I'm sure it did I mean jeez You know me I'm Hillary! I walk around wherever I go You know what happens to people Yeah, I'm sure it did. Okay yours is next George Kunath from parts unknown 333 dot three three name is pronounced kunath there you go to meet matters worse I go by middle name Colin not but my first name George okay calling

3:48:44 I couldn't pass up the opportunity to top off my knighthood and join the esteemed society of The Roundtable while Bogoth is going on. Accounting below for- For the shill, please knight me Sir Colin The Friendly Fat Man! Your spot on deconstruction has provided me with a wonderful new pastime... ...I'd like to lay out your deconstruction for my personal trainer during our sessions." It never ceases to blow his mind and he always says I'm off the rails, but inevitably comes back the next time saying... He did some research and thinks that might be right. I have tried hitting him in the mouth but the swollen amygdala is strong in this one so it'll be an ongoing project for jingles please play Putin on the Ritz The Magical Shapeshifting Jew Emotional Support Goat Scream

3:49:30 And with John on that, I can't get enough of the goat scream. Uh... and then uh thank you very much keep on with the intellectual peacekeeping So Putin Magical Goat scream. Is that what I'm seeing here? I think I can do that You've got

3:50:19 I played the wrong one, John. Hold on, I played the wrong one this is short. That's the one I need. Boom! Count... seven. Seven. Total boom counts. Boom count seven. Joe Gaz, Sir Joe Delaware Wilmington, Delaware Let me take a little drink of something Y'all right there chief? Also, yeah. Sir Joe of Delaware... I got it! Thank you both for 10 years. I'd like to welcome Sir Walter Graham from Delaware to the roundtable who was knighted on the last show and tried to claim the state of Delaware? I have been Sir Joe of Delaware since 2014 actually neither one are you getting be of Delaware but and you can both be a Delaware but you don't have Delaware unless you're a baron

3:51:17 I mean, we have to make this clear to everybody because we had another guy confused. He asked can I be such and such? Yeah you can be any knight you want and you'd be a sheriff even but you don't get the protectorate or own the place until you become a baron that said if Sir Walter Graham would like to challenge me for the claim of the state of Delaware may suggest pistols so you do not need to challenge either one of them. You're both are the same. You're both the Baron. Or Sergio Baronet. You need Baron. But you're gonna be, you're still short but it's okay. Just trying to keep this so there was no I we don't want fighting and bickering. No that's what we're looking for okay onward i think that's an NJNK. NJNK thank you sir

3:51:59 Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown. Howdy partner I'm sure he's never heard that song before please night me a Sir Charles of Wyoming play Hillary Clippity-clop and serve cowgirls in coffin varnish at the round table. Cowgirls and coffin varnish you got it! White lightning Charlie Brown in J7v. Yes, 73 is q25 alpha charlie reads 70s all right The message is clear Jack's from a boat ads an NJNK and he's not gonna take his knighthood till later So he doesn't want an extra penny or anything? He's gonna we're gonna hold it in abeyance got it Thank you

3:52:49 We had two obeyances today. You will obeyance! Yes! Vladimir Kliiga, I'm thinking Ostrava CZ Czechoslovakia, Czech Republic. Czechoslovakia, Czech Republic I believe. Czech Republic. Ostrava 3333 This donation should make me a knight! What an honor. Thanks for years of entertainment For many years I could not imagine Monday morning without T the best podcast in the universe Please throw in a penny and DJT's job karma Donald J Trump's and a goat scream Thank you very much You got it JOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBS

3:53:27 Jobs, jobs! And jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got karma. That goat man... that goat What a guy So Chris Ruddy in New York City 333-33 this makes me a baronet Well I think you missed Brian Lawson Douglaston New York Make it quick NJNK he is in Douglaston Happy anniversary thanks for the bogo Thankyou Chris Ruddy This makes me a baronet but these are short These are good Jimmy Z333 33 of Massachusetts 10 years Adam what application do you use to normalize the gain levels of the evergreen clips if positive from what I can tell What is he saying? What application are you using to normalize the gain levels of the evergreen clips. I use Hindenburg for editing and fission FISS ion for leveling

3:52:49 We had two obeyances today. You will obeyance! Yes! Vladimir Kliiga, I'm thinking Ostrava CZ Czechoslovakia, Czech Republic. Czechoslovakia, Czech Republic I believe. Czech Republic. Ostrava 3333 This donation should make me a knight! What an honor. Thanks for years of entertainment For many years I could not imagine Monday morning without T the best podcast in the universe Please throw in a penny and DJT's job karma Donald J Trump's and a goat scream Thank you very much You got it JOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBSJOBS

3:53:27 Jobs, jobs! And jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got karma. That goat man... that goat What a guy So Chris Ruddy in New York City 333-33 this makes me a baronet Well I think you missed Brian Lawson Douglaston New York Make it quick NJNK he is in Douglaston Happy anniversary thanks for the bogo Thankyou Chris Ruddy This makes me a baronet but these are short These are good Jimmy Z333 33 of Massachusetts 10 years Adam what application do you use to normalize the gain levels of the evergreen clips if positive from what I can tell What is he saying? What application are you using to normalize the gain levels of the evergreen clips. I use Hindenburg for editing and fission FISS ion for leveling

3:54:26 He wants a LIFO yell. Dvorak, you will obey and you can take that to the bank. Okay I just have to go... LIFOOOOO! You will obey. You will obey. You will obey. You can take that to the bank. Did it? Who's that he was $333. Harry Campbell $333 from Vashon Island Washington Great show gentlemen congrats on your anniversary thanks for all you do

3:55:02 Stephan Kahlwhite, 333. Austringen, Deutschland. Can you pronounce it? Austringen! That's what I said. Yes very close. Deutschland. Thank you for the great show of yours a great entertainment provided we love the German listeners. We do. We love the German listeners. I wish you all the best so, you know hopefully enjoy the show for years to come sadly I cannot contribute more often than match the value I receive from your program and would request a de-douching in a general purpose karma To be able to make up for what the future at a service goat they help along the process Thanks again and keep it a great work cheers from us should get Austin in in the germans You've been d douched

3:55:52 You've got karma. This is gonna be my new favorite! Sir Christoph de Cantankerous, or that's what he is going to be known for from now on. Baron of the Buckeye Arizona Matthew O and he came with $333 period And also three these are all 333s right now Matthew Olmsted Accompanying note and email subject Olmstead donation Okay Get the binder out! Get the bind everybody Time for the binder We should have some binder music L-N-O-P No note. No note, okay. Send us another one. Send us another note. Adam Nikolaevich in Markham Ontario Canada Russian section

3:56:55 Congratulations Crackpot and Buzzkill on your 10th anniversary. Thank you for the twice weekly dose of sanity as a donation when converted from Canadian dollars and then doubled should satisfy my knighthood accounting attached if available I'd like to be known as Sir Adam of the Northern Wasteland that accurately describes the result of dimension B taking over this country Avoid our faith people keep propagating the formula dealers choice jingles and jobs karma for all listeners would be much appreciated Appreciate it here we go Jobs jobs and jobs. Let's vote for John You've got karma

3:57:51 A moment just to thank all of the people who've made jingles and songs and clips and bits for us throughout the years. It's just it's phenomenal Yeah, as a former radio person now slips to the lower rung of podcaster I know many a professional radio guy who's jealous at what you guys do many What just what you guys do yeah use guys with the jingles and stuff? Oh, you know what it takes to get one half of those got this at a radio stations like hey You gotta put in a work order the production guy's gonna look at it. Yeah Right and everyone has to sign off on it It's horrible. Yeah, you can't you can't get it played no when you can't get it played No certainly not if it's fuck cancer I don't think that's played on the radio now. I've never heard it not recently at least

3:58:46 Sir Hank Scorpio, apparently I don't know where he's from. 32845 congratulations on 10 years of the best podcast boom count mic drop your detailed and insightful deconstruction has kept me wittingly informed in every social circle i enter taking advantage of the two-for-one deal brings me to baronet can i have an eggs taste amazing excuse me a eggs taste amazing on everything rubble on the double Rubble on the double? I got that one, but the eggs... Service- I remember the eggs one. Service goat scream and some Jobs house building karma Thank you for your courage. Well let's see what it says Several states are unhappy with California's new law concerning the sale of eggs Is that it no that's not No someone says eggs taste great on everything But that would have been in one of your ISO wouldn't it? I don't know Eggs tastes great on everything. I don't have a John

3:59:44 Okay. Hmm, I'm sorry do have this one You've got karma As you bash pronounced Bosch Honolulu Hawaii 321 23 by the way Scorpio was three two eight four five last time I donated to the show This is Matthew was in 2015 during the Fletcher promotion which got me a screaming jingle of my name and Today, I dropped this donation taking full advantage of the double credit promotion. I have to admit when I first heard about this double credit thing and I had a disturbing thought what if John and Adam take the money and then decide that 10 years is enough? Oh yeah! Yeah that'll do it. Got a little runway now

4:00:35 Runway into the deep end you have both become such a big part of my life and can't thank you enough for keeping me educated And entertaining our current events. This is reading this note apparently we're not gonna pull that stunt no Adam, if you enjoy reading Pidgin I suggest checking out the Daily Pidgeon Show on YouTube which talks about the history and current usage of Hawaiian pidgin. The etymology of many pidgin words are quite mean for example You can say that I'm a pake, a pake A douche bag for only donating when you offer some extra incentives In Hawaiian pidgin pake is a douche meaning tight with money or Chinese. Haha Chinese! You're tight with money or Chinese?

4:01:16 Hello! This is a great show. We're not racist No, we're not actually Read our notes Alright and do you need some Trump jobs karma to go with that as well? It's another installment of... That's my jobs jobs jobs And Jobs Let's vote for Jobs You've got Karma

4:01:52 All right, Joel Villanueva 32616. And over the course of the last couple years I've been picking up hardcover copies of one of the show's sacred texts, Crichton State Of Fear. Oh yes! It is a great book When I see them on local thrift shops, I told myself that when I collected at least 33 copies... ...I would donate them to the show as you both see fit I have actually a better idea. Perhaps as a donation level income, no we don't do that well that day has come i can mail all of the books to either of you or mail them to individual recipients. I leave this up to you kind of okay uh we'll figure this out what we're gonna do if you wanted since you got these 33 books

4:02:42 If anybody wants one, what I would like you to do is give me an email address. I'll put it in a newsletter and 33 books will go out free sent by you to the first 33 that respond okay? Then we don't have to get too involved because obviously from the sounds of this reading were doing today you can see that we're getting swamped. Yes. I state the claim of fear as my protectorate so please dub me Sir Joel Villanueva Knight of The State Of Fear More than a great show, Noah Jenis taught me how to deconstruct and analyze for myself. You both kept me sane and able laugh in my post red pill life. Another 10 years can I get it? Kill a kill fear is freedom. Oh okay that means the fury. I missed the second half of shows.

4:03:57 Rush, rush. Russ in Wildwood in Wildwood Missouri 30485 for the past decade my family's greatly appreciated and benefited from your approach to deconstructing the plays and players spanning the globe thanks for staying woke jingle requests I've got information man shut up already it science and stay woke Stay woke as well. Here we go I've got information man new shit has come to life shut up already science my millennials stay woke That was $304 and 85 cents from Russ Joe Johan Hoyos 30303 in somewhere the country this is vast a section 6e on guy again that's sex sectis ion, I don't know

4:04:50 You guys fight like a married couple. Edna is the hysterical wife, jokes aside I love you guys no homo Please say hi to Nancy Aguirre on my behalf she enjoys the show too PD this made me a knight okay? I guess he's trying to be funny Okay And we'll say hi. Hi, sir! Craig Mazella the Sir Mad Hatter now we're down to three and we got a lot of money today. Sir Mad Hatter knighted in the fifth column and baron of the broke state of Connecticut ah yes that will be one of the first to go when the whole thing is crashing down. Down and out goodbye yeah whatever we've got today is going in the bank

4:05:36 Congratulations on 10 great years keep deconstructing the m5m and exposing them for the Brad the bias frauds they are I wanted to take advantage of the double credit would like to allocate 300 to my wife Dame Jamie for her future barony Hopefully she will pick a more financially sound protectorate. Yes, please play Oreos or then are more addictive than cocaine and milf from my smoking hot wife Thank you for your courage. Oreos are just as addictive as cocaine. That's one mother I'd like to boom count eight, boom nine uh James Frimmel in Mountain View California no note from him let me just see in the binder which it could be

4:06:28 A, B, C...C...I can flip and flip. I got a lot of D's, I got a do- I got dos in here. Doos? Yes! I have uh..a note from him. Here we go. I just transmitted my double producer worthy donation of $300 via PayPal which adds enough to get me 70% percent- 75% of the way to knighthood. I aim to crawl the rest of the way in penance for my initial douche hood. And Jan Kaye get on with the show already!! Thank you Sir Neville James, New South Wales Australia $300 keep up the good work. That's kind of no sir Bobba the dude's name Ben that's how you do that when you're a dude named Ben your sir Bobba the dudes named Ben High Point North Carolina three hundred dollars I'd like to get some jobs coming from my brother who is trying to start in new position at his work No Jingles and keep up the excellent work and keeping me sane

4:07:24 You got it. Jobs, karma! JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! And jobs... Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma Okay I got my wisdom teeth removed on Monday This is Martin Fellner $300 from Austria Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Austria It looks like-it looks like Austria but it could be anything AT? Austria Okay Now I got sick because my immune system took a hit. So this is out of my mind, sick donation and I apologize for any errors the $300 donation times two puts me over 1,000 and he's got the dollar sign at the end which is interesting.

4:08:10 Indicating for he's from Austria In contributing to the best podcast in the universe and it lets me join my beautiful girlfriend Lynn the Dame of Linz Oh, yes at the roundtable I shall henceforth be known as sir pipe links of The One Night Stand with a K for night, get it? Anyone who knows me knows why that's hilarious. Please play La Cucaracha in Obama's no-no-no version with Akarma at the end of the show for the love of my life and Adam please tell her like you mean it." And then he just got a little thing for you to say. Oh okay He ends by the way with... Boom! Boom count ten Lynn You mean everything

4:08:59 to Morton. And thanks to Kevin Reeves for that one. Great jingle, Kevin. Isaac Chase $300. Thanks for the continued sanity NJNK but another plug from my website farmstrainingcentral.com

4:09:37 Firearms training. Oh that was his didn't his mom donate earlier? Yeah, I guess so firearms training calm cool We are an online directory service for firearms training across the country So you can go there and find some locals that goes how to teach you how to drill a gun good Which you need you don't want it this way do it Please night me sore crypto night as this donation was made with proceeds from my day trading Bitcoin You know, saying that's that we like. I believe that to be true too. I believe it too you can make tons of money doing that if you know yeah if you got a say yes it takes us It takes some funny skill If don't mind the scam Marklins should hit the knighthood level with this would like to be designated Sir Pigeon of the Cascadia Okay

4:10:23 Vance and James, $294.06 Madison... By the way all these people will be executive producers so- It's fantastic! A few of them. $204.06 Madison Alabama since I skipped my first nighthood I figured this would be a good time for The Penny keep up the great work look forward to listening to each podcast he needs a penny oh i'm sorry i was uh doing something else for myself Of course. I'm working hard here, man behind the scenes. I know you're looking at you trying to make this look smoother than it is. Yeah. Spencer Pearson in Kansas City Mo 28984. I need a de-douching has been over three years since my last and first donation like a priest give me de-douching. You've been de-douched. Say hail Mary's my friend. Three Hail Marys and five in the mornings

4:11:14 At 5 in the mornings, I tried to set a trend with the ultimate stonation of 420.33 back at show 619 and i'm shocked SHOCKED that it didn't catch on Been a steady listener and couldn't resist finally finishing off my knighthood Keep the penny for the next greedy night. I would like to be known as not greedy night needy night Okay, you got me. Yeah my smoking hot wife has become an insta dame So you're likely already read or note that karma would be appreciated for our first human resource a baby girl We were blessed with this past August also some Trump jobs Karma would be killer as I've just earned my real estate license I'm looking to exit the dryer vent cleaning industry The lint doesn't square well with my dust allergy

4:12:06 With a little dose of that sweet karma, I hope to be able to grow into my title and be able to contribute more regularly in the future. Thank you for your courage and all that you do contribute continue to provide for us slaves and congratulations. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs let's vote for jobs You thought, Karma. hereby granted and please keep deconstructing the media for another 10 years. One of my family members recently had a heart attack so karma would be appreciated, absolutely

4:12:56 You've got karma. So when I saw your recent email subject line for double credits and being a cheap bastard that I am, and recognizing a great piece of marketing when I see one. I felt compelled to act! In close find my donation in accounting which takes me to knighthood provided you throw in the extra half pence." Oh...I don't know how- Congratulations on the- Here it is here it is. I got a half pence

4:13:42 half-pence. They used to make them out of lead, apparently. Congratulations on 10 wonderful years of insightful news and entertainment thank you both and all the producers over the years for their wonderful content jingles in donations for keeping this podcast going uh since I don't live in the town of Fall Creek proper would you please knight me Sir Stephen of Lincolnshire Okay, you got it. Of course we'll do that Alex I are of Lincoln Alex button 271 61 happy 10th guys Thanks for the show this double donation should finally get me my knighthood from the greatest show in the universe From now on referred to me as sir fing night of Ocean Beach Looking forward to that Any Lenin from Washington DC two five seven five eight

4:14:29 In the interest of time, NJNK but I do need an official dedouching as a never requested one with any of my previous donations. You've been de-douched! She has the accounting and would like to be knighted as Dame Vigilani. Get it? Vigilani...I got it! Yeah. Uh, vigilani of the swampy federal city. Get it. I got it. I was hitting the mouth a few years ago by JC devia twit Although it took me a while to catch on this is because I would would listen to the live stream But never caught her from the top as you can imagine turning in to hear Reverend Manning followed by douchebag call-out And then the mac and cheese life left of me bewildered

4:15:17 Finally one day I woke up early enough to catch the pre-stream as well as a full show and the world suddenly made sense again. Congrats on 10 years! And here's what that sounded like... A LONG LEG MACDADDY! DOOSH BAAA You slaves can get used to mac and cheese. Mac and cheese, mac and cheese. Macaroni and cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese. Close enough. Close enough no cigar. Jim Watts in Whistler BC 25320 Congrats on 10 years. Thanks for keeping me woke You seem to be a marketing genius this month John as there is one born every minute I thought I should finish up my knighthood This donation brings you the nine nine nine dot nine nine or 130 or 1,306 Canadian before accounting to follow please night me sir James a whistler no kombucha at the table Please it upsets my my valve

4:16:15 I think he's talking about his duodenum, that would be my guess. NJNK, but i'd like to ask Adam what he thought of Molo Nixon's MTV ramblings back in the day? Mojo Nixon! Yeah, I thought it was annoying It was annoying and we ended up putting into interstitials so just popped all of a sudden out of context they thought that was cool...I thought he was annoying. I don't even know what you're talking about That's clear Greg Birch, our buddy Sir Greg up there in Port Angeles Washington, the Dentite. $250. How could any loyal listener or knight pass this one up? Makes me a baron so please make me Black Knight and Baron of North Olympic Peninsula! This may mean John has to kneel or something like that maybe beers the next time he's home at the very least

4:17:07 Visit this lake house for a glass of wine. I'll do that Cheers to the best party he made it in the Senate second notice there hold on I want to lose my black knighting things that okay, I won't lose my saw that dude eat like chill It's good man. Yeah, you can do whatever we take care your broseph Joseph Gossin in Richmond, BC. 250 I'm taking advantage of the General's double credit promotion to finish off my knighthood that had been working on for three years. No agenda has been a blessing for my sanity and sometimes fear that without the show I would be completely oblivious to the goings-on in the outside world." You wouldn't be oblivious but you wouldn't be thinking the same way

4:17:45 And you wouldn't be happy some investment karma would be greatly appreciated as a special request I would like to hear the full pop money song at the end of the show. Oh, okay? and i'll play a little bit now as it is You've got karma It's not even that old it's no excuse June. It's not even that old. George Hutchins, 250 bucks from Bakersfield Vermont. My brain is fried. Congratulations on... Baker's what? My brain is fried

4:18:26 Okay, man. I'm doing a long time boner. Listeners since show 18 this 250 with double credits takes me takes us up from when you canceled my $2 a month in 2013 we had a two dollar a month thing at the beginning it's one of the funny little stories on the side because i watch these other podcasters come and go and they try to use this model and they always oh it turns out that people who want to help the show It's not $2. They want to give you 10 or more, I mean the most popular subscription is 3333 and you can try to do two dollars and say well if a million people give me two dollars a month they'll make this much money but their million people aren't going to do it. Anyway just a little side thing so we don't have that even offer it anymore because it didn't do anything

4:19:17 Anyway, it was canceled somewhere along the lines and he also has a $5 month subscription. He says PayPal sucks I'll be setting up another monthly subscription with my bank good which is great Thanks for the sanity ten more years please please deduce me to the head and Trump job karma Mike and Kim Hutchins Bakersfield Vermont yes You've been D do Jobs jobs New twist. What was that one? I'm just, I'm just making it interesting. That was a new one as a fourth century. Yeah man! I'm an archivist. You're doing the job for us you can take the next couple. Okay AJ Reistat Caldwell Idaho in the morning guardians of reality first off jingle request Atlas shrugs yes we haven't had that one yet

4:20:17 Okay, Atlas Shrugged. We might as well do it right off then. Thank you for ten years of M5M deconstruction and to many more years of analysis that cannot be found anywhere else in the universe with your generous doubling of donations in celebration of your anniversary I'm inviting my co-worker Chad Nelson who hid me in the mouth around episode 180 to join the rest of the knights and dames at The Round Table How nice is that? Yeah, that's fantastic very nice very nice of you to do and then we have Dan reader

4:20:55 And Dan says, like many fellow producers I couldn't resist jumping on the bandwagon for your 10th anniversary celebrations. Congratulations on a job well done and I hope you continue with your show for many more years to come! An Aussie dollar ado is now deemed to be in parity with the USD and combined with the celebratory double credit... ...I hereby donate $250 Australian which brings me up to knighthood Hopefully the PayPal currency conversion doesn't screw you over too much In return Could I please ask for some IVF human resource karma from my wife and I? Our first attempt a few months ago was not blessed by the best podcast in the universe, so this time the MILF-to-be insists that we not take any chances. After all, no agenda has been proven to work... right?? Jingle request goat scream dealer's choice end of day song after the show

4:21:49 Uh, yeah we can put that in. The end of the day? Oh at the end of the day! At the end of the day... Yeah no it's actually uh... But at the end of the day! Backing him you know they're backing- come on! So that's what will play at end of the show at the end of the day For my title I'd like to be known as It will be around sunset Yes That's what- EU is voting on daylight savings time To keep us in daylight hours when the show was finally over For my title, I'd like to be known as Sir Elf of the FreeNode IRC Network. Looking forward to meeting Adam if when he makes his Make Australia Great Again tour, if that eventuates. Cheers says Dan Reader and I'm going to give him some... Oh this is the IVF karma this is important. Here we go! You've got karma

4:22:48 Are we on to anonymous? Yep. $250 just a de-douching and a goat scream, that's it! Alright... You've been de-douched. Michael Ashmore, 250 bucks as was anonymous. Thank you both for 10 years been around the ride for seven of them You kept me sane through some serious ups and downs is my first monetary donation I've had a few people in the mouth and sent in a few jingles along the way We told you so contrails pre-crime and a number of others And boy am I glad my funds would allow me to be part of such a momentous occasion. Yes, the entire day as a matter of fact. Thanks again for being the best hosts in the universe your media deconstruction is truly priceless and you mean the world to your listeners if I could get a good old-fashioned deducing just send your cash and a precrime just to boost my ego a little. Okay? I also helped him out with his Beaujolais selection

4:23:45 Oh really? Maybe... As an aside, I might as well just let everyone know that they love this and we're gonna be on here all day. Yeah. Don't really have anything else to do. I gotta go to Costco later or whatever. Let me hold on a second! Let me do the deducing. You've been de-douche'd We just need cash. I know a lot of people want us in blankets or water Just send your cash Before it's crime It's precrime So, if anybody likes to buy wine and really a very well-priced one is always a good deal except some maybe 30 bucks but generally speaking get them for like under 20 is a good Beaujolais. And what you want is...

4:24:30 If you can, you want to get a Cru Beaujolais. It's called Cru Beaujolais. You look up... C-R-U? C-R-U Cru? Yeah, CRU Beaujolais and then those are the... The town is like Fleurie, Brouilly, Morgon there's a bunch of them and they're all listed in Google. You can type that into Google and you'll get a wiki page that lists them off. Those are better. You want Beaujolais Village it's kind of the lowest quality you can get but The point is, 2015... Many of the Beaujolais experts believe that 2015 Beaujolais are the best since the 1940s. And I have had expensive ones, I've had cheap ones. Every 2015 Beaujolais I've had from cheap to very expensive, very expensive one's were outrageous! These are the most delicious wines for the price you'll ever get in your life and that's your tip

4:25:27 Tip of the day. We always have a tip on this show, you always learn something. Anthony Fields from West Roxbury Massachusetts nuts $250 congratulations on the 10 years and thanks for all the excellent work as a black male with an alternative line of thought there's a T-shirt I'm a black male with an alternative line of thought and i'm out for... I truly appreciate the analysis offered by the show. The M5M can be exhausting without the proper outlet when you're constantly being berated with how you should feel or think based on skin color People's experiences vary so much depending on income and geographic location, that fact that this narrative remains is ridiculous

4:26:08 Anyway, I'd like to take advantage of your generous offer and top off my knighthood with this donation. Please Knight me Sir Lost Opportunity and keep up the important work as the defenders of reality And play a blanket F cancer karma for all those affected Anthony feels thank you You've got Karma Steven Powers Or Stefan, 250. Here's the 10 more years. Thank you! Joseph Hatch, 250. Happy 10th from Cervante I guess. Go podcasting! You like a party celebration horn? Parliament yay and parliamentarian order." Okay... uh parliament yay that is oh yes i got it now i knew i had it somewhere i'm sorry parliament yay

4:27:02 First party celebration award anyone's or the horde the horns. Yes, I got horns horns There we go stop I'm out of control. You're up, Roberto Masetti today is a double celebration first congratulations to you both on the 10th anniversary of the best podcast in universe second my donation makes me an executive producer and takes me to knighthood status

4:27:45 I became an avid listener in 2009 thanks to Cranky Geeks, but the same could not be said about my contributions to your show. However, I did manage to make some donations over the years until I pulled the pin as I became a stingy bastard as finances got a bit tight and have been feeling guilty and douchey ever since." When I checked the PayPal how much I'd contributed, your double up option made it an easy decision to contribute to the $250 dues to get a seat on the round table and I also humbly asked for de-douching. You've been de-douched! I would also like to ask for a dose of karma from my wife Ren as she tries to get her silver jewelry business off the ground floor look for these Silver Ren on face bags

4:28:27 A big thank you also needed to go out to all the producers for their great work, songs and jingle contributions as they also help make a great product with no anal leakage. Please knight me as Sir Art Mooney of the Perth Hills and indeed we will thank you very much. And here's the karma for Ren! You've got karma. Onward with G-Mode Or MOA, MOAD perhaps. 250 US I want to call out Vincente Fox as a douchebag and a racist In this 2007 clip with Jon Stewart, he attached it actually. Vicente makes a demeaning comment about Evo Morales president of Bolivia saying that he only speaks his dialect because he's indigenous quotes as a Mexican citizen I cringe every time i see Vincente Fox for using every opportunity to virtue signal by blasting Trump for being right apparently

4:29:29 Just reading between the lines saying he's indigenous is an insult, a racist insult. Okay got it He says he's blasting Trump for being a racist when he's the racist Fox's presidency was disastrous for Mexico and it was during his tenure that the drug cartels Consolidated their power due to the rampant corruption during his term in office today I'm coming with no agenda roundtable thanks to this and last shows double donations And I would like to be named Lord I said, Aniomadeus. Medias. Medaios. Medais. Medaios. Aniomedas. Here's another 10 more. If you're interested in another 10 best podcasts in the universe time permitting, I would like to request order... There ya go! Random numbers. Order British Parliament jingle followed by Her Head is Gone and Adios Mofo. Alright man thank you so much G-Mo! And her head has gone. Adios Mofo.

4:30:27 Okay, George Barrow. Congratulations on 10 years at the BTU. It's a stunning achievement and you should give yourselves a pat on the back! And he is in the UK. Make sure to come to the meetup if you're anywhere near London. Also Mark Hudson 250 bucks or Tom Dangerous says no jingles nothing now get on with the show Exactly and make sure to come to the meetup. Yeah, sir Road Wolf top North Tawna Wanda New York

4:31:02 Michael Shane in Louisville, Texas 250 I wanted to write a long note but couldn't think of anything more important to say then thank you twice weekly analysis and insight so thank you for your twice weekly analysis and insights says it twice. So can i get a de-douching followed by don't eat me Hillary? Can you see the juice in Hillary's too delicious to believe yeah Yeah, yeah I think we can do that for you. D-douching! You've been d-douched! Can you see that juice? It's almost too delicious to believe my friend. Amy Burlingame in Bergen New York 250 happy anniversary guys thank you for your courage go podcasting

4:31:53 Chris Bullock, or I think in Madison Louisiana 24833. This is interesting because he brought up another one of our failed experiments. Yeah another get out of podcasting gambit? Yeah none which work. Listeners sense the HEMA underwear and Lisbon treaty days. Dang! You know what I came across I still have, well undershirt. The wife beater? It's as good as new still Well i have some Hema underwears, the stuff is really worse No Hema doesn't exist anymore they went out of business! I can't get the underwear anymore?! Nope it's all done sir on ebay Slightly used but you can get them Oh my god that was a staples place Here's what we could do here's a great idea

4:32:47 We could, we can basically go to China and get the same underwear. And we'll use the same font you know they have a pretty bold kind of blocky font. Yeah so it's like Franklin Gothic Bold Right So instead of HEMA, H-E-M-A underwear will make FEMA F-E-M-A underwear How about that? FEMA underwear Now with Faraday cage I can't believe this Oh well What happened? That's a FEMA, that a HEMA is done Times change. I blame the EU! Oh, totally. Christine Kodega. I'm passing along the no agenda critical thinking to my kids so they can spot the talking points and don't look over here moments in the news and social media. Observing the world through the deconstructionist worldview lens is what keeps me going at times besides Adam's infectious optimism

4:33:43 and John's often overlooked one-liners. Very good! The thing that separates NO Agenda from the rest of the outstanding sound production is this outstanding sound production and consistent quality content, value for value as a model that works people! Yes thank you I'm glad you enjoyed the production This donation brings me to knighthood and I can enjoy the cheap cookies and cold coffee. I would like to be knighted as Sir Crawler! Oh, so I have to put cheap cookies and cold coffee on the list? Kindly requesting Jobs, Karma, and the ever popular jingle Italian girl shut up slave Shut Up Slave! Stazito Schiavo! JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! And jobs... let's vote for jobs! You've got karma

4:34:31 Christine Kodega, 24501. Happy 10th anniversary! I decided to chip in the amount of donated thus far plus two pennies from Adam's Penny Jar Thank you both for all that you do and go podcasting Now what I find interesting in the random number thing is The last 2 women that were on this list both said the same thing No jingles no thing and Go Podcasting But I got 2 pennies here so I'm gonna take the first one Oh, that was a Pence. Okay well... I'll just have to deal with it. The Pence is out. Send it- send it to the vice president! I wonder if he knows... That he's money? ...that he's named after a penny He's more money than Bitcoin Alright, I'm getting punchy. Let's add Thomas Butterick

4:35:23 Sir Ladyfingers, congratulations. Gents may I claim the title Baron of the Miami Valley? Apologies to Kevin Porter of Beaver Creek who just claimed his knighthood for the same region last show This has been my plan for some time as Baron and I pledged to organize an NA get-together by this spring Listeners from the region frequently show up on a donation segment And it's high time we met Jingle request Blood curdling millennial scream service goat then blood curdling millennial scream and service goats in-house buying karma Okay You've got karma I would say for the For anyone who you can clip that but that has got to be great for the Halloween Party, okay. I'm gonna do it so everyone can clip it out of the show yeah We're gonna be quiet ringtone ringtone ring

4:36:28 Alberta, Alversa and Rico Virginia 236. Can you take about six to seven of these? I'm going to go get some water. You bet. Uh, Enrico Virginia decided double down on my first donation for your 10 year double down courage shout out to Sir Mike Wakefield and some colleagues of yours lacks NGO as many pew pews and screaming goats as you can handle a okay And, uh... well I can do some. I guess? I can try Let's see how we do here You've got karma There you go Jeffrey Kelly Arnold Marilyn 23573 Rookie Human Resource Karma for Francis and Veteran Human Resource Karma for yourself Okay! I know what's going on there You've got karma

4:37:28 Jason Lane, 23333 Golden Colorado. Dear Guardians of Reality I'm overjoyed to announce after being hit in the mouth in 2012 that I've finally earned a seat at the round table! Adam could you please throw a penny in? Eh...I got my pennies here. Ah it's a Roundup by Nighthood no problem Henceforth I'd like to be known as Sir Jason Lane of Clear Creek Canyon Could you please add Carabiners and Coors Am I saying that right? Carabiners and Coors? I guess so I'm going to add that to the list, to the roundtable list. It's quite a list today Now I'd like to call up my social justice warrior brother Ronnie Lane as a douchebag. Thanks for everything you do, our lives wouldn't be the same without you. Thank you very much Jason Sir Brad Doggerty or Doherty? Venter City New Jersey 23310 by my calculations this donation makes me a Viscount if the peerage committee will allow i would like to expand my territory to the jersey shore and Delaware Valley

4:38:25 I have not heard anything to the contrary, so I think we're good there. Keep up the great work! Here's to 10 more years of best podcast in universe pronunciation. Docherty? There you go. Ventnor. Docherty...I said it right, Sir Brad Docherty Donald Gaugen? I hope 229 parts unknown nearly two years after starting a business i'm finally starting to write myself a paycheck fantastic but now can get some accounts receivable karma yes I know that problem You've got karma Thank you very much. Mary Paul Stewart, 225 Lady of the Manor now finally a dame and just in time We'll try to think of something pithy soon Love you guys And we love you Mary Paul

4:39:09 We have Ryan Couture checking in from Mount Vernon, Washington. $225 a final push to complete my knighthood and for some much needed house buying karma here in Washington state please Knight me Sir Ryan at the refiner! Will do that thank you for the awesome 10 years and to ten more Thank You Ryan. You've got Karma 22295 from Arthur Gobetz, Sir Hugger of Kitties. Included here with behold my small donation for your decennial not small at all always appreciated Thanks for keeping me sane hug more kitties regards sir hugger of kiddies from the Netherlands Stefan Klopp from Geneva Congratulations on an amazing adventure you know that is a never a truer statement made

4:39:54 It really is an adventure. I had no idea, I had no idea! And I want to thank you John, you kept me on the track man a couple times and I was ready to quit. Show 100 That's right show 100 that's the one. Here's the funny part, you were so self-satisfied about it You'd really thought you've done your job, you did the hundred shows which is a milestone We did a hundred shows that I think were good I was also in the middle of a divorce and everything was messed up. Yeah, you were kind of happy if it was done but you weren't easy to talk out of it now we really didn't hit our stride till around 600 anyway is that the number? 600? No somebody knows this is The Pipeline Show Ah no that was 381 Was it? I think so yeah 381 And what amuses me is that we had deconstructed the show at show 200

4:40:54 Yeah. Which was not accurate, that's why I'm cutting that show up and we're gonna redo it. Okay good Let me see Stefan here Geneva is where he's from Switzerland congratulate the greater Congratulations on an amazing adventure. Here's the next 10 years request f cancer for my friend Oliver dealers choice for jingles Karma Okay onward. Yeah, do you mind doing a couple now cuz I was relaxed just chill That's nice baby and Meyer in Zurich Which is another interesting coincidence because we have to two people that give $222 and 22 cents And because of the random number theory they're both from Switzerland

4:41:47 Only ones 88 and ones 22 in terms of the thing anyway jingle request jobs jobs jobs 999 But slammed we need in the but I think which is funny cuz I just played that that's interesting for a different guy another cool Crazy coincidence. Last time I requested a job, Carmen, this is Fabian says it worked talking about the Hitler obsession that year ago with Trump did you know that all Swiss German and Austrians call their driver's license Führer shine? Fuhrershine yeah, fuhrershine. No i didn't know that. Fuhrershine interesting

4:42:27 I did not know that but i do have jobs karma for him. Give him the good jobs karma here and uh yeah got it here. JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! And jobs, let's vote for jobs! You enjoyed that one a little too much Robert Dolan, $222.22 last name Doly and or Dolan actually it's Doland is what I said. Ned in the chat room hey Ned. Hey Ned. We'll try to email JCD well maybe dealer's choice with a service code at the end if you don't get an email in hold on. Dolan, Dolan, Dolan got the binder I'm pretty sure he got this one let me get the binder I've got alphabetical

4:43:29 This binder is so handy. Dolan, Dolan, Dolan, James, James... Daigo J., Daigo J.. Yeah here it is I got it! So handy Bob Dolan. I want to thank you for a great show on the Value For Value model, but it's been a little while since I donated thought a double tap donation was the perfect time. I'd like to thank JCD for the little quips of what happens in and around San Francisco from time to time as it has served as talking points when discussing things with my lib turd Turd cousin that lives in the Bay Area. The poop map was funny and effective while the tent city shuffled to Oakland I thought it was going to make his head explode Keep up the stellar work, and I get a living on mac-and-cheese life followed by a service goat and little girl yay Oh wait a minute That's interesting at their dealers choice well well. I'm still on Robert Dolan where I'm sorry I'm completely lost now

4:44:31 Oh, where are you right now? Where are you? Dahlund. Right he says dealer's choice service choice with a survey if he doesn't get the email in oh okay I know and I'm sorry okay mac and cheese i get it i get it Mac and cheese sorry about that five hours in so we're yeah happens people are gonna say what these how can these guys keep doing this for these guys suck man what Mac and cheese by Ayn Rand. Little girl yay. Oh, sorry little girl yeah it is! Hey I'm waiting for Jerry Lewis to show up with a kid in braces and leg braces you know that kid from the Shriners Hospital? I love that commercial you know Alec? You ever see the Shriners hospital oh man that kid is genius for fundraising if we had that kid would be multi-millionaire was that cute little kid yeah in the wheelchair

4:45:37 Yeah, and he's here. Oh yeah the kid is so so awesome I mean like damn how can you really how can you resist them? fabulous it's unbelievable Jason Green in Douglasville Georgia 215 oops we didn't expand this one there's another donation to say thank sorry I'm Jackson tower coming down Here's another donation to say thank you to know a little lozenge To you and the no agenda producers who bought my wife's novel The first after you read my unabashed promotion on Sunday show she was thrilled I've learned from you guys that repetition is the key to successful marketing So if you wouldn't mind could you mention again that her book is available on Amazon or audible by following the links on our website Lisa M green calm

4:46:23 Readers, don't forget. No no readers remember to keep an eye out for the no agenda memes in the book and yes when you see it in the morning woven into a piece of creative work is a good chance that came from a no agenda listener NJNK thank you so do you want to say remember saying Don't Forget makes people forget So remember another know what you're going to tip for your Beaujolais dude named Mohammed 209 30 I used to finish two books a month during my daily commute. A few days ago, I realized that I have seven credits worth $14.95 each that I haven't used because of your fine show so here's double the value of the seven credits because you guys deserve it now i'm fifty dollars shy from being knighted and intended to do that and give Adam a chance to prepare for my knighthood as a dude named Mohamed I request a sharia compliant knighting which includes no pork

4:47:21 alcohol or hookers. When that comes along, we'll do a special one for you. I also hope this will be a wake up call and yes we knuckle under Two nights, all nights. It's okay though if I have the hookers and blow rent boys in Chardonnay for the other nights and dames? I'll just make sure that he is in the no pork alcohol or hooker section Yes! Okay That's good We have a special section Sure I don't even know that he... I mean it seems to me that well Hey, I don't care He requests, he gets Yes, I think he's just being facetious though Michael Kemmerer from Bothell Washington 20702 in the morning gentlemen. Thank you for the opportunity to earn double credit on our donations as such Here's my final donation towards knighthood if it is still available i'd like to be known as Sir Michael of The Dude's Name Ben that I think is available

4:48:16 Happy fourth birthday to my son Alex on October 28th and happy 10,000 anniversary to you gentlemen NJNK regards Michael Kemmerer. Thank you very much Caleb Niffin $206 njnk you You're up. Let's just go back and forth this time. I can't see we do the best Christopher Raymer 206 parts unknown Has a couple of jingles why don't you read that say if it has jingles than I need to do ah You see that's the Hillary we came. We saw he died yes here is freedom Yeah, and a goat scream karma. Oh, that's an easy one yeah

4:48:53 Yeah, we can do that. Okay what's the rest of the note? He says $200 is the great service you provide for The Great Service six bucks for this bloodsuckers at PayPal shout out to Andrew from Texas who described my NA awakening succinctly with his seven steps towards sanity breakdown keep up the great work and thank you for your courage What's the seven steps toward sanity breakdown I know we should figure it out No, we did on the last show there's one of those little lists We read oh Remember no, I mean that is the land of unconfirmed. Yes we came we saw he died And thanks to Chris Wilson for putting that together the goat scream karma

4:49:56 Don't scream karma. This is Jason Doolin who came in with 20202, the long note which I printed out... I can do this one He's from Las Vegas Nevada 2022 as you said please read and use the following information judiciously i would prefer not to share some of this has been edited properly then John? No Well then let's not do this. No, we're not gonna do it. We're not going to read this note. We'll read it at some other time when we do more analysis of the Las Vegas shooting. But I will give him some karma for his donation You've got karma And thank you Okay, you're up Okay, this is Torben Pedersen. Sarpsborg Norway! Yellskodøy. Sarpsborg Norway. Yellskodøy. Well that's more Swedish I guess. Uh... 202USD should put me above knighthood level with your very generous gesture of a two-for-one scheme. I've only listened to or listened for five of your ten years but i've been listening to every last one of the episodes since sometime in April 2012 man

4:50:55 Noah Jenda has and still is the staple of my commute. That's the goal, and the only thing I'm lamenting from time to time is that my fellow commuters most likely are listening to some horrible commercial radio channel or worse... THE NEWS! Instead they could be working on shrinking that enlarged amygdala Thank you both for great analysis and entertainment And a huge thanks to all Noah Jenda producers for their fantastic effort in making this The Best Podcast In The Universe Yours truly Future Knight to be known as Sir Model Citizen if it's not already taken. P.S., I've started commuting in a Tesla and it's great! PPS, could I get a Jobs Karma for my better half? You betcha! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs... Let's vote for jobs! You got karma. Arnurin

4:51:45 In Holland, that would be Noren. Noren in Holland $200 and 33 cents no note Let me just double check see if any oh yes Ron This is Aldo from February Nothing new well thank you very much Ron he has sent stuff before links producer one of our dudes One of our guys, Michael Reed Hancock Maryland $200.11 Thank you for your courage in selling instilling sanity I gotta expand this note on boom was called out as a douchebag about seven years ago please deduce me and my end and give me jobs karma You've been de-sdouched Instilling sanity in so many like to be known as sir psycho micro

4:52:34 of the Potomac. Oh, seems psycho-micro! Then we have Eric McCarowich $200 you have a note? Something in the binder? Ah maybe. Let's look at the binder. M L A N K L uh no Nope. Nothing. Okay, well we appreciate his support of the show. 200 he'll be an executive producer Robert Verdebur Palmetto Florida $200 gentlemen thank you so much for all your hours of listening to all the crap that media has to offer So we don't have too

4:53:10 Noagen is a national treasure. This donation with your generous two-for-one offer places me over the top for my knighthood, I would love to be known as Sir Veiled in FEMA Region 4! I believe that's available... Can I get a resist? Yes, I do. Can I get a resist rematch and some continued success karma from the both of you?" You don't have to read the rest below Okay, it's helped me out with some image resizing absolutely. Thank you so much resist we much We must and we will much about that be committed. You've got karma Steven Steven jury $200 I believe this puts me over the top for a nighted. I would like to be sir come spect

4:53:56 I think we have a no, we have a circumcised. Yeah, circumsect, circumspect night of the Missouri Ozarks and Jackson County. I've been listening for over nine years you guys keep getting better thanks and please keep it coming in jmk You got it? Anonymous. Do you have anything there? I have I got it anonymous please gentlemen this donation takes me to knighthood I'd like to be known as Sir What's-His-Face over there. Sir What's-His-Face over there, perfect! He wants a Fletcher Putin and a Karma. Looks forward to Mutton & Mead. PUTIN!!! You've got Karma. Mutton & Mead ready for you. Sir Gregory Worley in Evington Virginia Good friend of the show long time supporter 200 bucks? Triple knighthood to become Baron of Smith Mountain Lake Virginia

4:54:54 That's something good. Chris Hanton, 200 bucks. Thanks again for all your courage special birthday anniversary donation from my years 44 my smoking hot girlfriend Terry 51 and the BPITU 10 plus the balance for some AEP recognition and ducats for achieving a knighthood soon keep up with great work birthday shout out for Terry whose birthday falls on 10 28 All right, I believe on the list. It's all taken care of Karen Bah heights ma van van heights Ma Van Heights Ma $200 parts are known in the u.s.. Though congratulations on 10 years please play Little girl shut up slave it reminds me of work and some general Karma You've got karma

4:55:47 Stephen Wolfe in Kirkland, Washington. Goat karma please! You've got... Karma I'm gonna be dreaming that friggin thing tonight Yeah Anonymous 200 bucks karma to the hosts FBS You've got Karma Mitchell Kaufman

4:56:25 Alright, you have to go. No need to read on the show this should take me over $1,000 I would like to join the other dudes named Ben as Sir Mitch of the dudes name been not a problem You're done Oleg Nikeen $200 from PDX to no agenda Thank you for the best info edutainment podcast in universe we need you guys The universe needs you both Dawa Andala from Hollandserading in the Netherlands, $200. Happy 10th anniversary I've been listening to your show for about four years The downing of MH17 woke me up like many other duchies You guys help is helping us stay woke Thanks a lot Sir Dee of Hollandserading Yes he's been around for awhile Douglas Kuhlman $200 PartsUnknown Dear HoneyOcker and Bindlestiff

4:57:11 What a- Do I miss something here? A honey ocarina? What a long strange trip it's been. I'll bring to that Been here since episode 1 NJNK Sir Woody of the Dakota Territory Screw it, I'm giving you karma episode one You kidding me? You've got karma What a maniac Mike Clark, I got it man. Spartanburg South Carolina while you are indeed the best podcast in the universe You are also the primary sanity check for so many of us out here and your hard work is greatly appreciated My wife and I thoroughly enjoy the show together And has dramatically changed the way we watch the news at night making it mostly unbearable I started listening in 2012 and made my first donation 2014. We should just like Casey Kasem

4:58:00 I started my listening in 2012 and made my first donation in 2014. I just couldn't stand being a douchebag anymore! I chipped in with the $33.33 month plan early 2016, now lacking only $200 to complete my knighthood. I couldn't resist the opportunity to get a $400 credit with a double up offer Not quite pulling it off. I thought you said that you started good It started good, and then just you cracked out in the middle and you almost finished well I'm tiring so with this $200 donation I reach knighthood legitimately And I score a decent producership credit since I am also a hot-air balloon pilot when not managing the dudes named Ben I would like to be known as sir arrow night of the knots Get it that's right those guys are

4:58:44 You know, they steer with the wind. And so they go up and down in altitude to catch like these little minute little giraffes. I've crashed in a balloon so it's not my favorite. I will start working on getting my wife, The Always Lovely Kitty, up to dame status in the near future. By the way, I'm not saying anything is wrong with balloons. I just like aircraft with engines. Mike Clark, yes looking forward to your ceremony here. Here's another 10 years! You have a note for Jim C. from Andover, Massachusetts? I do have a note from Jim C.. Hi John and Adam thanks for all the hard work it's sad that so few voices in our country calling for peace. I'm grateful that you are among those that are! Your consistent and eloquent call for peace compassion and plain old sanity is needed today more than ever

4:59:33 So for the brown people in sandy places, the yellow people in eastern places and the little people in every place who are being sacrificed and impoverished on the altar of our imperial technocratic aspirations. Please accept this donation that I hope will keep you speaking for another 10 years and more! Wow! There ya go. Please clap. That was good Robert, right? Yeah it was. Very good. Robert Robertson Weed has another note that he hand wrote but he wrote it He actually hand-wrote and says it starts with sorry about the writing so I can only read part of this Guardians of Sanity thank you for your service I started the listing about a year ago and y'all saved me from election depression disorder Huh? Is that a good one? Election to ED

5:00:21 DEDD. Good one, very good one! I have gripes as within the something castigation of my decision to attend college and the constant berating of the atrazine your analysis of a student loan debt in college scam along with most everything else is beyond comparison It pains me to hear donations low of late and I only wish i could do more to help Noah Jenet, make sure it continues. Those who say I have better things to spend my money on... LIES!

5:01:01 Yours truly, Robert Roberts, serf of the Pacific Northwest. James Schmidt 19007 Knoxville Tennessee Gentlemen please find attached my belated contribution to continue your work in opening the eyes of we downtrodden slaves The manipulations of media and government are a continual threat to our sanity and my humble pittance is offered to help continue your work With a double credit this should bring me within one penny of knighthood Adam could you please throw one in? I would like the title of Sir James of Le Conte Highlands if available. I'm sure it is karma to all. You've got karma. Anonymous Brooklyn, New York. Anonymous from Brooklyn here taking advantage of the double credit to finish my third knighthood somehow i completed my second one without realizing on a 33 dot 33 month plan where more people should do requesting to be upgraded to a baron of the broken mta

5:02:00 That's your great work. You keep me sane and entertained twice a week for three hours at a time If you're going to New York City save some time don't ride the Metro yes, I'm bitter Wow That was your Brooklyn huh that I've well it would know is my grouchy guy in there I got it. Got it boy says anonymous from Brooklyn here Yeah, he said Brooklyn but I can't do the Brooklyn. Oh no! I could do Brooklyn and I could do Trump. David Wilson is from Queens... Hey, hey, hey, I can kind of Philadelphia but i can't do Brooklyn and if I could do Brooklyn I could do Trump and I can't do Trump so I can't do Brooklyn. David Wilson... Even though it's from Queens, it's from Queens not from Brooklyn. David Wilson is from Queensland Australia Springshire to be exact. Hi John Adam here is a $250.06

5:02:49 Aussie dollarettes, dollarydoos which are taking me over the line for knighthood. I would like to be known as Sir David John Wilson Fencer of Minerva. Fencer is an archaic form of defender and Minerva is another form a name from my locality Congratulations on 10 years regards sir John. Yeah, I'm a fencer You know that right? I was a fencer. So you're an actual fencer with a sword Well we call it a foil Yeah, whatever My son is, to buzzkilljr I can challenge him to a duo! I guess you could Does he do saber or foil He does foil Cool It's been awhile

5:03:29 Eh, he's not gonna do it. Brian Tobiason 18081 Gardner Kansas I simply couldn't pass up the generous doubling offer this total is 67 cents more than i needed for the straight-up 1000 when you're doubling but I couldn't resist the palindrome that's right 18081 please knight me as Sir Brian Tobiason nothing fancy like to add some Blanton's bourbon to the roundtable okay let me get that Blanton's Bourbon. Lastly, can I get a birthday shout out to my son Mateo who turns one on the 27th? Thank you for your courage gentlemen! I so much appreciate all that you do we appreciate you and Blanton's bourbon is on the list John Vogel in Bronx yay Here comes another great impersonation step back Hello Oh John oh geez

5:04:29 I think there you go. I Think that was on that one was on me what happened? Just the Wi-Fi on the Mac It just reheated, I guess too much too many gigabits flowing through the wires man all right Let's go back to John Vogel pick him up there hello yeah, okay, John Vogel $180 from The Bronx New York a I'm honored to be an executive producer for this historic show. Ten years later, your experiment has yielded an entertaining product with a unique perspective! Here's to ten more years!" Jingles... he'd like the Dvorak Adele Hello? I got that one but what is the other one- The Dvorak Elgo song? I don't know what that is and the Comey song. Hold on let me find the Comey song for a second. Comey Song... damn it was that oh yes I got it here

5:05:36 Okay, Adele. I don't have-I don't know about the algo. I can just do a generic algo if that's okay? I don't know what it is Well we'll just do a uh...we'll do the- Hello! It's me! And here i sit on the stoop The Algo! He's a showboat, he's a grandstander The FBI director has no credibility He's the wrong man for that position Call me James call me I like that call me song. It's a great song it's blondie of course call me uh nice thanks

5:06:26 Anonymous, 175. Anonymous K anonymous. Non-e-mouse. No-ny mouse. John you finally found a way to get an old skin flit to open his wallet I love it! I got ants! I want ants! I got some Get Well Karma needed for a close relative Okay Ant's coming up at the end of the show next week You've Got Karma The end of the show next week is that what you said? Yes Yes, that's kind of what I said. Email from Jim Coyle at Gmail... How do those two guys talk so long? I know well email you have from... You don't want to talk you don't want to talk them talked out yeah an email from Jim Coyle. Jim Coyle came with $175 as did anonymous and see what he got here they might have it in the binder you might want look it up on your other system. I did! I could not find anything sadly

5:07:22 So I'm not, I'm unaware. Are we gonna go to the 150s? To the 150's here? Yeah we'll go a little further. Okay! Why not? Damn having a good time! Oh, time of your life! Hey 420 passed so better get on the stick Mark Hall 172 57 our buddy Yep Boom, John Adam. Congrats on 10. After years of working with O-bots I was rapidly turning into a grumpy misanthrope. Three years ago I met a guy in the streets of a small west Texas town named Adam. I later learned that this was the amazing Adam Curry. The wolfman Jack. And cohost of No Agenda. Now I can report that after listening to No Agenda on a regular basis my amygdala is back to normal!

5:08:11 And my T-levels are off the charts. Yes I'm sending in this on this basis, and yeah, I'm sending it Okay is back to normal blah blah blah two for donation which should take me tonight hood henceforth? I'd like to be known as sir Sen Sir Sancho of the Mexican Spanish of the Spanish sir sir sancocho of the Spanish Maine all right Good okay That's close to your Alex Jones. Yeah, that's a little more growly I think you should start with that and then you could back it off. It's real in the documents!

5:08:51 No, no. It doesn't have the right tonality Matthew Elwert Sir Matt of the Moon $170 has been far too long since I've donated your show is truly an incredible resource and more important than ever I find myself looking forward to your insights and analysis as The M5M continues to dig deeper and deeper keep up the great work boy that m5m mean really caught on didn't it? Along with today being the 10th... Instantly. ...along with today being the 10th anniversary of this show, it's also my 33rd birthday! I'd like to give myself a birthday shout-out. I'm currently in Japan on a two week business trip but could use some travel karma for the trip back home On the way here My team got stuck overnight on the 22nd on the Shinkansen That's the high speed train? Near Mount Fuji due to a power failure at the station Likely due to Typhoon Lan

5:09:40 Huh. They have names for their typhoons We finally made it to our hotel around 7 a.m on the 23rd after traveling for more than 30 hours 33 by any chance? Let's see, what jingles does he want here John He wants an Obama you might die A goat scream followed by Dr Kiki It was worth it Oh the Worth-It I haven't played that one in awhile You might die It was worth it. It was worth it. A good combination, but very funny! Okay, Vivian Poole. Oh, Vivian? Yes we know Vivian. This donation when combined with your generous celebration contribution said make me a baroness. Congratulations on 10 years of preserving the truth

5:10:37 I have my challenge coin nearby, I wear my ring proudly. No agenda helps maintain my sanity Thank you for your service and all the hours you put into the show! Thank you very much Vivian that's so kind of you John Davis Brentwood, Tennessee 167 11 my donation includes 56 bucks in homage to my 56 K modem gateway drug to the internet and 111 11 which I term wall of missiles Donation in honor of my daughter lieutenant Kim Davis who controls 10 nuclear missile sites on a daily basis in North Dakota We have cool producers. We'd like a little inside info

5:11:16 While other millennials look for safe spaces to protect their feelings, my 24-year old safe space is 100 feet under the ground in a capsule providing a warm blanket of nuclear deterrence for our country. Please, a shout out! Bully for Kim who I hit in the mouth a year ago your show is literally making the world a safer place to live bully is miscellaneous speak for well done apparently indifferent indeference to Teddy Roosevelt yeah, bully bully bully bully for you. I didn't know that's what I can't believe but let me just let me and he wants some pew-pews for obvious reasons, but

5:11:54 Just reread that Because what he's saying is because of our show We literally because we keep Kim safe We are keeping the world a safe place. Well, I think Kim's probably keeps herself safe But i'm glad she listens to the show. I think it'd be dynamite to know that somebody in there get a silo Yeah And do you really have that two keys and got to go? Yeah turn the key You would like to do that? I think so That's true Got lots of pew pews for you kim Okay, there you go eric schmidt in frankfurt deutschland

5:12:34 Eric Schmidt in Frankfurt, 167. It's an outstanding product thank you for your work." Thank you! No messing around with that guy Nathan Landman in Bloomington Ohio 166 67 love the twice weekly dose of sanity working to disembiggen de-embigge my amygdala Deambiggen So I request job and higher education karma from my fiancee and myself Okay And here we go. Jobs, jobs, jobs! And jobs let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. Daniel Ehrlich in Bowlesburg Pennsylvania 16667 again keep doing what you're doing my sanity would suffer without the BPITU love and light Sir Dan Hi Jen says Kenneth Verberg

5:13:28 But he's from Holland, so... Verburg. 16666? Gents this includes my long road to knighthood- This concludes my long road to knighthood since March 2013 Yes I've been a douchebag for years before that as i've been listening to every Noah Jenner show and the daily source code from the very beginning You make my daily commute bearable and provide a healthy dose of amygdala shrinkage. Being from Almere in the Netherlands, the title of Sir Kenneth Below The Sea seems appropriate." I agree! No jingles? No karma. And JNK thank you very much. John J. Curto... Doondin... Doondinflorida

5:14:05 16666 note for donation emailed to John don't have it. Maybe I should check real quick Let me see People get confused often no, I do not have anything in the database sorry well let me take a quick look on squirrel See you squirrel males everybody quickly to the squirrel man who are the squirrel John query is note for donations sent whenever jingle request ah Okay, ready? In his note he put it at the beginning. Donate to No Agenda song Thanks Obama The service goat scream and general karma for all Oh that's not too bad No it's not bad at all He says please dedouche me as I was not granted my requested de-douching from my last off cycle monthly donation over a year ago

5:14:56 Let me donate. You've been de-douche'd! Okay, this donation is long overdue though I have a monthly subscription the value i receive from you both and difficult and it both is difficult and hang $1 sign to hang a dollar sign on I get it oh I see in other words we're so valuable can't really put a price on it well that's true Adam has a spare penny to throw in while doubling my 166 donation will make a 333 be forever grateful earlier this year My family suffered a terrible tragedy that severely darkened my days for many months. Thankfully, things are starting to look up however during those dark times the NOAH Agenda show was one of the very few places I could turn to for a smile and laughter aside from my smoking hot girlfriend Ariana and my family The show gave me hope and helped me stay on course For this I could never repay you so thank you very much

5:15:51 dude named Glenn Bukowski for being a douchebag. I hit him in the mouth months and months ago to balance his AJ Show compulsions, and although he enjoys The No Agenda show regularly has yet to donate. I must also give a shout out to Chris and Chase at the Unit Filter Show who are responsible for my finding no agenda in the first place! We thank them profusely yes Thank You Chris thank you chase I am from Dundin, Florida where the far cry playing basement dwelling pederast psycho was found to be hoarding weapons and images of nearby schools.

5:16:31 We also have a serial killer in the loose in Tampa. In these days, no agenda is more important than ever to help us keep our sanity my smoking hot girlfriend affectionately refers to you both as Uncle John and Uncle Adam and eagerly looks forward to the show making for many lively discussions over dinner especially when giving her unique perspective as a Cuban who has only been living in the United States Gitmo Nation for the last two years Again, I cannot thank you enough for what you do. Truly forever grateful and love and light. Love and light sure. What we'd do without you? And it's a donate song thanks Obama goat scream karma? It's funny you should ask just clicked on the thing been so long yeah it's donate to know it you donate and then oh thanks Obama

5:16:31 We also have a serial killer in the loose in Tampa. In these days, no agenda is more important than ever to help us keep our sanity my smoking hot girlfriend affectionately refers to you both as Uncle John and Uncle Adam and eagerly looks forward to the show making for many lively discussions over dinner especially when giving her unique perspective as a Cuban who has only been living in the United States Gitmo Nation for the last two years Again, I cannot thank you enough for what you do. Truly forever grateful and love and light. Love and light sure. What we'd do without you? And it's a donate song thanks Obama goat scream karma? It's funny you should ask just clicked on the thing been so long yeah it's donate to know it you donate and then oh thanks Obama

5:17:18 Then the goats scream and karma. Donate to a no agenda, they give us shows week after week! Donate to a No Agenda it's a show that is really unique! Donate to a No Agenda listen to John and Adam speak! Donate to a No Agenda science is turning into a clique! Thanks Obama You've got... Karma I see that's pretty funny. Benjamin, Benjamin Madsen in Bay City Missouri 16666 have been listening for too long without donating please deduce me You've been D douched

5:17:18 Then the goats scream and karma. Donate to a no agenda, they give us shows week after week! Donate to a No Agenda it's a show that is really unique! Donate to a No Agenda listen to John and Adam speak! Donate to a No Agenda science is turning into a clique! Thanks Obama You've got... Karma I see that's pretty funny. Benjamin, Benjamin Madsen in Bay City Missouri 16666 have been listening for too long without donating please deduce me You've been D douched

5:18:07 I'd also like to request some health cover for my beautiful wife. We're traveling to a clinic in John's neck of the woods, San Francisco December is a hair hail Mary Tennessee we undiagnosed illness that she's been fighting for three years funny if you don't mind throwing in that I guess go to Stanford or something yeah San Francisco maybe finally if you don't mind throwing in that extra penny for the toll credit 333 and appreciate it You know I'm gonna give her some service goat karma bring out the big guns. You've got karma See how that works Okay, you're out. France Frank Kasterwitz independence Minnesota nuts 166 65 Hello John and Adam he has a number of jingles here that I have to look up Making my first donation to the no agenda show besides buying a hat from the Noah gender shop I'd like to call out Ted Strauss as a douchebag Even though introduced me to the show and is and has donated to the show Oh

5:19:04 But he's a man overboard. Ah, there we go for about a year now due to listening to too many podcasts like sports podcast and love line with Mike and Dr Drew yeah but the main reason I'm calling him out as douchebag is i am still a little mad about the bet he made with Mike the janitor and I for this 2016 election We heard about this earlier He made the bet that if Hillary won he would get $50 from both of us And if Trump won he would pay both of us $1,000 dollars and $270 to win. He isn't a Hillary supporter, he was just looking at the numbers after we all shook hands on it he did ask me later if we should write this down on paper I said nah but after the election he refused to pay us due to Hillary winning the popular vote man that is wow douchebag dick move totally Mike was pissed because he was going to buy slash adopt a hypoallergenic dog for his son

5:20:04 I tried to talk to- try a service goat. I tried to talk to Ted about lowering the payout, but he refused! Mike did threaten Ted, but nothing happened after that. I just let it go and figured that karma will get him in the end." I'm not mad at him, But... That he refused to pay up is pretty lame. Keep up the good work play The Jingles and Karma. The jingles are at the top? I can tell you what they are Okay Alright Hit me, hit me, fat bitch It's Fat Bitch Yes Fletcher yeah, all right the best part of waking up is fluoride in your cup and we and we gave him everything I have no idea what that is. We gave you what? He gave him everything It's like a contest we got going. I don't I really don't know it's three notes I don't know what that is now either let me see if I can find the Where's the fluoride in your cup? Oh man? That's an old one Yeah, this should be under fluoride ideas

5:18:07 I'd also like to request some health cover for my beautiful wife. We're traveling to a clinic in John's neck of the woods, San Francisco December is a hair hail Mary Tennessee we undiagnosed illness that she's been fighting for three years funny if you don't mind throwing in that I guess go to Stanford or something yeah San Francisco maybe finally if you don't mind throwing in that extra penny for the toll credit 333 and appreciate it You know I'm gonna give her some service goat karma bring out the big guns. You've got karma See how that works Okay, you're out. France Frank Kasterwitz independence Minnesota nuts 166 65 Hello John and Adam he has a number of jingles here that I have to look up Making my first donation to the no agenda show besides buying a hat from the Noah gender shop I'd like to call out Ted Strauss as a douchebag Even though introduced me to the show and is and has donated to the show Oh

5:19:04 But he's a man overboard. Ah, there we go for about a year now due to listening to too many podcasts like sports podcast and love line with Mike and Dr Drew yeah but the main reason I'm calling him out as douchebag is i am still a little mad about the bet he made with Mike the janitor and I for this 2016 election We heard about this earlier He made the bet that if Hillary won he would get $50 from both of us And if Trump won he would pay both of us $1,000 dollars and $270 to win. He isn't a Hillary supporter, he was just looking at the numbers after we all shook hands on it he did ask me later if we should write this down on paper I said nah but after the election he refused to pay us due to Hillary winning the popular vote man that is wow douchebag dick move totally Mike was pissed because he was going to buy slash adopt a hypoallergenic dog for his son

5:20:04 I tried to talk to- try a service goat. I tried to talk to Ted about lowering the payout, but he refused! Mike did threaten Ted, but nothing happened after that. I just let it go and figured that karma will get him in the end." I'm not mad at him, But... That he refused to pay up is pretty lame. Keep up the good work play The Jingles and Karma. The jingles are at the top? I can tell you what they are Okay Alright Hit me, hit me, fat bitch It's Fat Bitch Yes Fletcher yeah, all right the best part of waking up is fluoride in your cup and we and we gave him everything I have no idea what that is. We gave you what? He gave him everything It's like a contest we got going. I don't I really don't know it's three notes I don't know what that is now either let me see if I can find the Where's the fluoride in your cup? Oh man? That's an old one Yeah, this should be under fluoride ideas

5:21:05 Yeah, yeah? Okay. Well maybe this is it alright well I'll just give him the karma servers goat i don't know what we gave him everything is. This part waking up Is fluoride in my cup You've got... Karma It's been a while since I heard that one! Yeah that is actually pretty uh- That's cool Adam Selby, parts unknown in the US 166 61. Thanks for producing such an excellent show and congrats on 10 whole years it's easily one of my essential it's easy one of my only essential podcasts along with a fantastic congressional dish Jen Briney

5:21:49 We feel somewhat as a sprout of our show in a way, which I found through Adam's mention on the previous show. Value for value works? Yes it does! Sir Johnny O., Knight of the Firearms 16650 also in the United States of Gitmo Nation parts unknown from Sir Johnny O., Knight of the Firearms Happy 10th Anniversary here is to ten more and JNK thank you so much And I'll take Michael Snyder Santa Rosa California 16650 Today we celebrate longevity of no agenda Ten years but its quality that is real star I've been listening since episode 401 and the show has only gotten better over the years from the media deconstruction to the production values truly The best podcast in the universe. And what does he have here? Fact-based Oh, yeah fact base. I understand Thank You Adam John for all you do Dale Norman

5:22:38 Sherville, Indiana. 16650 again? I was hitting the mouth after seeing how these sausages made on YouTubes and hooked ever since! I have been in control room megaphone for my own pod...I have a control room megaphone for my own podcast You guys are legends All the best Can i get an It's A Scam 2 to The Head and thanks Obama Can you do the uh..the scam live Okay IT'S A SCAM Thanks Obama Perfect Brian Moss Rancho Santa Margarita, California $166.50 Congratulations John and Adam 10 years is a long time to do anything you are truly making a difference this year I've enjoyed sharing the podcast with my 13 year old son David uh Davin Daven? Daven...I think Daven It's undoing years of alternate universe upbringing from the school system NJNK no jingles no karma Another human resource saved John We've saved yet another one

5:21:05 Yeah, yeah? Okay. Well maybe this is it alright well I'll just give him the karma servers goat i don't know what we gave him everything is. This part waking up Is fluoride in my cup You've got... Karma It's been a while since I heard that one! Yeah that is actually pretty uh- That's cool Adam Selby, parts unknown in the US 166 61. Thanks for producing such an excellent show and congrats on 10 whole years it's easily one of my essential it's easy one of my only essential podcasts along with a fantastic congressional dish Jen Briney

5:21:49 We feel somewhat as a sprout of our show in a way, which I found through Adam's mention on the previous show. Value for value works? Yes it does! Sir Johnny O., Knight of the Firearms 16650 also in the United States of Gitmo Nation parts unknown from Sir Johnny O., Knight of the Firearms Happy 10th Anniversary here is to ten more and JNK thank you so much And I'll take Michael Snyder Santa Rosa California 16650 Today we celebrate longevity of no agenda Ten years but its quality that is real star I've been listening since episode 401 and the show has only gotten better over the years from the media deconstruction to the production values truly The best podcast in the universe. And what does he have here? Fact-based Oh, yeah fact base. I understand Thank You Adam John for all you do Dale Norman

5:22:38 Sherville, Indiana. 16650 again? I was hitting the mouth after seeing how these sausages made on YouTubes and hooked ever since! I have been in control room megaphone for my own pod...I have a control room megaphone for my own podcast You guys are legends All the best Can i get an It's A Scam 2 to The Head and thanks Obama Can you do the uh..the scam live Okay IT'S A SCAM Thanks Obama Perfect Brian Moss Rancho Santa Margarita, California $166.50 Congratulations John and Adam 10 years is a long time to do anything you are truly making a difference this year I've enjoyed sharing the podcast with my 13 year old son David uh Davin Daven? Daven...I think Daven It's undoing years of alternate universe upbringing from the school system NJNK no jingles no karma Another human resource saved John We've saved yet another one

5:23:40 To Richard Gardner, Baron Richard Gardner actually in Chicago 166.50 outstanding achievement gentlemen I can hardly believe it's been over seven years since i started listening to the show incidentally has anyone ever pointed out that your anniversary date is identical to the key date from my favorite movie Back to The Future? Is that so was that the date that they traveled Why is my voice going up the whole time? I don't know. That could be true! There it goes again! Maybe you're not actually surprised... I gotta do something with my- I keep going up like that, so that's a problem Okay let's keep goin'. Uh your turn we're gonna do a showdown here back and forth here Alright Mike Pollock! No that's not gonna work Let me take that off, its a little too crazy Uh Mike Pollock

5:24:29 In the morning, John and Adam. Congratulations on your 10th anniversary I recently came across the NOA Agenda podcast now my life has improved end user experience I gotta write that down we improve your end-user experience Thank you for all you do please accept this donation of 220 ish Canadian funds, hence the $166.50 and doubling that for the purposes of accounting I request this as an executive producer credit gentleman of the manner a podcast license and a penny... I got a penny for you right there I appreciate this opportunity you are providing to the producers As a disabling condition and subsequent layoff means i have to make every bit go as far as I can

5:25:07 So when supporting the V4V model, doubling donation amounts and accepting Candanavian money at par is like Alex Jones 360 win. An Alex Jones 360 win I'm not quite sure what that means. It's something, I've seen references to it but the chat room will know. Disclosure? I neither work for nor do I hold investments in Infowars. Thank you! Happy belated to the love of my life, my smoking hot wife Christina happy 10th birthday to The No Agenda Podcast and happy Birthday Week thanks Adam next week to me. If you please, I'd really use a de-douching. Karma, Jobs Karma and WTC7... 10 more years of no agenda! Thank you for your courage. WTC7 won't go away! Jobs, jobs and jobs Let's vote for Jobs! You've been de-douched. You've got karma

5:23:40 To Richard Gardner, Baron Richard Gardner actually in Chicago 166.50 outstanding achievement gentlemen I can hardly believe it's been over seven years since i started listening to the show incidentally has anyone ever pointed out that your anniversary date is identical to the key date from my favorite movie Back to The Future? Is that so was that the date that they traveled Why is my voice going up the whole time? I don't know. That could be true! There it goes again! Maybe you're not actually surprised... I gotta do something with my- I keep going up like that, so that's a problem Okay let's keep goin'. Uh your turn we're gonna do a showdown here back and forth here Alright Mike Pollock! No that's not gonna work Let me take that off, its a little too crazy Uh Mike Pollock

5:24:29 In the morning, John and Adam. Congratulations on your 10th anniversary I recently came across the NOA Agenda podcast now my life has improved end user experience I gotta write that down we improve your end-user experience Thank you for all you do please accept this donation of 220 ish Canadian funds, hence the $166.50 and doubling that for the purposes of accounting I request this as an executive producer credit gentleman of the manner a podcast license and a penny... I got a penny for you right there I appreciate this opportunity you are providing to the producers As a disabling condition and subsequent layoff means i have to make every bit go as far as I can

5:25:07 So when supporting the V4V model, doubling donation amounts and accepting Candanavian money at par is like Alex Jones 360 win. An Alex Jones 360 win I'm not quite sure what that means. It's something, I've seen references to it but the chat room will know. Disclosure? I neither work for nor do I hold investments in Infowars. Thank you! Happy belated to the love of my life, my smoking hot wife Christina happy 10th birthday to The No Agenda Podcast and happy Birthday Week thanks Adam next week to me. If you please, I'd really use a de-douching. Karma, Jobs Karma and WTC7... 10 more years of no agenda! Thank you for your courage. WTC7 won't go away! Jobs, jobs and jobs Let's vote for Jobs! You've been de-douched. You've got karma

5:26:06 Thank you, Mike from Canada. Brian McV... Brian Mc... Going back and forth? This is a showdown! Back and forth, back and forth Go Brian McVicker 165 15 Thanks for the jobs comrade works congratulations on 10 years Boom! You're up Ah boom count 11 Uh yes no 12 at this point Here we go this is Joel Blazek From Reno, Nevada. 160-16 double up the boob for a double boob job! ITM Sir Joel Battle Born Baronet Thank you very much sir Evan Black I got that 160 15 he's in Olath Kansas Jingle request my millennial state will go to scream Nick's Donald likes Nazis 999 and some job cover from my friend

5:27:01 ITM John and Adam, congratulations on 10 years of award-winning podcasting excellence. Thank you. I'm gonna scroll sorry about that this is just a giant one name in the city of residence pronounced ole ole does but doesn't help actually according to local usage in the book of knowledge no late oh lace don't mind it mild amusement from pronounce John O'Lath What am I doing? Wrong. I have no idea what you're doing. Shall i read it? You don't know about the pronunciation, I don't see the difference. Ah okay well uh... I want to thank your spoken hot girl if I get the right thing yeah yeah but today's donation 160 16 and she has a whole page of notes is you guys gotta not send me these things they'll shorten it up a little bit you and your generous double credit offered gosh for 10 anniversary jive suppress their threshold for stop stop stop stop! I cannot even understand your english now okay take your time

5:28:03 I would like to be known as Sir Evan Benefactor of boobs. I want to thank my smoking hot girlfriend Melissa for being the best romantic partner i've ever had oh, I'm grateful we live in the same universe The one without pussy hats there are pussy hats in this universe no matter what when you're in hate loving trump and hashtag me too status updates of oppression Even though she does not regularly listen to the no agenda show like I do we can have construction conversations about what? I learned from the show. She should listen to the show They love each other very much and were making long-term plans to be together my long term friend Jamil

5:28:46 Turns 39 years old on Sunday, October 28th. So do we have him on the birthday list? Yes I remember him asking me nine months ago six months ago to take him to the emergency room when he had an experience in his suicidal ideation Oh man Drugs prescription drugs. So this birthday seems more significant for me, he has had a challenging year dealing with depression and anxiety that prevents him from working so I'm hopeful of some mental health karma from the show in addition to his present guest strategies or improving his mental health can help him in some way So he needs a little F-Karma. In the same way that Jobs Karma and F Cancer Karma have helped many other NOAH agenda listeners Yes, we can do that with all your jingles as requested in your rather longish note My millennials! Stay woke! Donald loves Nazis Donald loves Nazis CNN say that he's KKK And he shouts, sing Hail With It Wow! Vine vine vine vine vine vine vine vine vine vine

5:26:06 Thank you, Mike from Canada. Brian McV... Brian Mc... Going back and forth? This is a showdown! Back and forth, back and forth Go Brian McVicker 165 15 Thanks for the jobs comrade works congratulations on 10 years Boom! You're up Ah boom count 11 Uh yes no 12 at this point Here we go this is Joel Blazek From Reno, Nevada. 160-16 double up the boob for a double boob job! ITM Sir Joel Battle Born Baronet Thank you very much sir Evan Black I got that 160 15 he's in Olath Kansas Jingle request my millennial state will go to scream Nick's Donald likes Nazis 999 and some job cover from my friend

5:27:01 ITM John and Adam, congratulations on 10 years of award-winning podcasting excellence. Thank you. I'm gonna scroll sorry about that this is just a giant one name in the city of residence pronounced ole ole does but doesn't help actually according to local usage in the book of knowledge no late oh lace don't mind it mild amusement from pronounce John O'Lath What am I doing? Wrong. I have no idea what you're doing. Shall i read it? You don't know about the pronunciation, I don't see the difference. Ah okay well uh... I want to thank your spoken hot girl if I get the right thing yeah yeah but today's donation 160 16 and she has a whole page of notes is you guys gotta not send me these things they'll shorten it up a little bit you and your generous double credit offered gosh for 10 anniversary jive suppress their threshold for stop stop stop stop! I cannot even understand your english now okay take your time

5:28:03 I would like to be known as Sir Evan Benefactor of boobs. I want to thank my smoking hot girlfriend Melissa for being the best romantic partner i've ever had oh, I'm grateful we live in the same universe The one without pussy hats there are pussy hats in this universe no matter what when you're in hate loving trump and hashtag me too status updates of oppression Even though she does not regularly listen to the no agenda show like I do we can have construction conversations about what? I learned from the show. She should listen to the show They love each other very much and were making long-term plans to be together my long term friend Jamil

5:28:46 Turns 39 years old on Sunday, October 28th. So do we have him on the birthday list? Yes I remember him asking me nine months ago six months ago to take him to the emergency room when he had an experience in his suicidal ideation Oh man Drugs prescription drugs. So this birthday seems more significant for me, he has had a challenging year dealing with depression and anxiety that prevents him from working so I'm hopeful of some mental health karma from the show in addition to his present guest strategies or improving his mental health can help him in some way So he needs a little F-Karma. In the same way that Jobs Karma and F Cancer Karma have helped many other NOAH agenda listeners Yes, we can do that with all your jingles as requested in your rather longish note My millennials! Stay woke! Donald loves Nazis Donald loves Nazis CNN say that he's KKK And he shouts, sing Hail With It Wow! Vine vine vine vine vine vine vine vine vine vine

5:29:50 Quite a wall of sound there. They call me the Phil Spector of podcasting your turn Michael Stulock, from Parts Unknown and Gitmo Nation Proper 16016. The double credit rewards me for being like Clay Travis and believing in two things completely... the First Amendment and boobs! So for sponsoring a pair of boobs I become an executive producer. Thanks Noah Jenda! Charles Couch- I got it oh no if you could do it I can get the clips

5:30:36 Charles couch one few I thought we're going back and forth. Yeah, but when I have to look up clips You know it's a little yeah Okay We're not gonna give up on that if there's clips i'm reading it you got it charles couch 159 Donation two for one plant puts me in the knighthood my accounting will be sent in a separate email I would like to be known as sir charles of the coin operated laundromat Please call out the following three douchebags Katie. Douchebag! Aaron. Douchebag! Kyle. Douchebag! Adam, two of my requested clips they may not exist as they were from recent episodes which you said you would clip but I'm unsure you have them so if you don't have them no worries also please give out some newlywed karma for my smoking hot wife and me okay? Clip request

5:29:50 Quite a wall of sound there. They call me the Phil Spector of podcasting your turn Michael Stulock, from Parts Unknown and Gitmo Nation Proper 16016. The double credit rewards me for being like Clay Travis and believing in two things completely... the First Amendment and boobs! So for sponsoring a pair of boobs I become an executive producer. Thanks Noah Jenda! Charles Couch- I got it oh no if you could do it I can get the clips

5:30:36 Charles couch one few I thought we're going back and forth. Yeah, but when I have to look up clips You know it's a little yeah Okay We're not gonna give up on that if there's clips i'm reading it you got it charles couch 159 Donation two for one plant puts me in the knighthood my accounting will be sent in a separate email I would like to be known as sir charles of the coin operated laundromat Please call out the following three douchebags Katie. Douchebag! Aaron. Douchebag! Kyle. Douchebag! Adam, two of my requested clips they may not exist as they were from recent episodes which you said you would clip but I'm unsure you have them so if you don't have them no worries also please give out some newlywed karma for my smoking hot wife and me okay? Clip request

5:31:26 Hillary Clinton is a bigot. No, I don't have that one. I have the other two stop the hammering you might die happy 10 years Thank you for the sanity sir Charles of the coin operated laundromat You won't die of a swollen amygdala Okay, uh... Mark DeWitt. $158 that should give me knighthood with a double miles campaign I want to be Sir Ever of the what? As in whatever And sir, of the what? New Jersey even to make it specific. Karma for my little brother with pulmonary fibrosis. Oh man. You've got karma. Come on Karma do your thing. Brian Leslie in Bremerton Washington 15635. So he needs one 31269 to reach knighthood so with this twofer special I'm only 15635 away and with this donation i have reached knighthood

5:32:26 I would like to be known as Sir Latte, Knight of the Bremelos. Okay Thanks for providing 10 years of media deconstruction for being the best podcast in the universe Can I have a Dr Kiki science? That is just like popular one today We haven't played that forever and now everyone wants it Isn't that interesting Atlas Shrugged Mm-hmm And then A Goat Scream No, THAT'S THE MOST POPULAR ONE Shut up already! It's science! Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand Simon Leonard somewhere 156 24 I can do this one. Please accept these 200 Canadian dollar rates towards my knighthood, I believe John mentioned that even a lowly dollar rate will be accepted for both US Dollar value and double credit for this 10 year promotion correct you are

5:33:16 Thanks! I'm not quite at knight level yet, but if possible I'd like to reserve the title of Sir Simon Leonard. The Hoodwink Knight...I'm sure that's okay Also please call out Karl Plusterer and Sean Driver as douchebags! There is one and there is two. I just hit Sean in the mouth the other day but I hit Karl years ago And he still has yet to become a producer as far as I can tell I must say that some Trump jobs karma That Adam so generously extended to me in June Has gone a long way Thank you very much. P.S., no Jingle request for me except for some general karma for everybody, thank you I'm happy the jobs karma work Simon. You've got Karma Colin Ayers in Blissfield Michigan 153 33

5:34:02 Congrats on 10 years of exposing bullcrap. I'd like to express my sincere gratitude for the work you do! I've been a loyal listener since episode 518 and can't imagine what we would do without your insight. Please give a shout out to my sexy mistress Samantha, who has been a regular listener for 3 years also give Toby Digital a douchebag callout. He pestered me for a good long while to listen to your show and has yet to donate. Lastly, I ask for some career small business karma from myself and some good general karma from the rest of Earth's inhabitants with the exception of the reptilians and the archons! Yes sincerely, Colin Ayres from Blissfield

5:34:47 You've got karma. I'm going to step back to the one before that, that we skipped Dean Wormel in Westford Massachusetts 154 33 it is with great pleasure To support the TB ITU with this special hundred fifty four dollar and thirty three cent donation Double two three oh eight sixty six for the tenth anniversary Noah agenda show number 976 I've been with you since show 669 as a crossover from twit donating small amounts since February 2015 Your analysis wit and banter is second to none this special double donation brings me very close to knighthood Which I will hold back until December this year leaving room for a very crowded podium for the Thursday 10th anniversary show. I humbly request the following F cancer from my 90 year old father diagnosed with bladder cancer from earlier this year winter seasonal job karma from my 24th, for my 24-year old son finishing up his fall fly fishing guiding in the ADK

5:35:44 ADK, I don't know what ADK is. Job new work karma for my industrial design and mechanical engineering company caroldesign.com it's been a slow summer for new work Health Karma for my wife, we'll be entering our 33rd year of marriage in November. General Karma for you both your families and all the NOAHgender producers. A birthday shout out to my daughter Mary turning 27 on October 26th Happy Birthday Mary. Jenga requests... 33 is the magic number thank you for your courage your humble producer Dean Yeah okay we got that Dean hold on I'll be right with you here boom

5:36:28 That was all a lot of information. Seemed like code for an attack on the German train station in Berlin. Anonymous, in Frisco Texas $150 and 51 cents. A palindrome donation that remains one when doubled if If Adam throws in a penny, okay Yeah, hold on penny coming right Penny. He needs a douchebag call out to Steve Okay, Steve Jingles climate gate and whooping with the Constitution thanks for all you do love and light future Dame firecracker I

5:37:28 $150.33 from Chris Witzerkowski, I hope i said that right? I see no note do you have anything in the binder Nope. John LeClerc, he's from Luxembourg so I'd say LeClerc 150 Happy 10th anniversary for the best podcast in the universe! I listen to the show while at work and it helps going through the day without going insane Please give a lot of karma as i am single and have been this way way too long trying to find some housing that I can afford prices here are insane ten thousand euros per square meter

5:38:26 I work at kind of a shitty job. I'm trying to change all this looking forward to the next 10 years of the no agenda show Yeah, we're gonna give you some knocked up banged-up Trump jobs So sir Donald Winkler in Berlin 150 and he wants a combination of tunes you it's all Donald loves Nazis Kim trails goat scream and then he puts boom in here giving it knocking it up to 13. I think Donald loves Nazis Donald loves Nazis CNN say that he's KKK and he shouts the sick hail with it Wow

5:39:23 Sir Jose Abreu in Lisbon, Portugal. 150. This advance payment on my severance will make me a baronet. May I request the Angela Merkel jobs karma? Do we have that? It would work better in Europe. Sir ZP of Lusitania, listener since 2008, donor since 2010 and knight since 2014. Jobs, jobs, jobs! And jobs. Let's vote for jobs! MOVE JOBS!!! You've got karma Man there is stuff in here I have no idea It just- it outrageous There isn't enough to keep in my head There isn't enough to keep in my head Anonymous $150 please keep me anonymous John Adam the back office and all the donating non douchebags Thanks for 10 years of outstanding product If available please knight me Sir Knight Of The Lepus

5:40:18 from the 1972 film. Is it Lepus? I don't know, I don't know what film he's talking about. I don't know either. I humbly request some job switching karma for my wife uh anonymous soon-to-be Sir Knight of the Lepus and let me know if that's the right one or not. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs... Let's vote for jobs! You've got Karma. This show is going to give people nightmares Jack Connors in Helena Montana 150 He wants to use his donation to the best podcast in the multiverse. To remind everybody that destruction of Club 33 was an inside job just like WTC7, Club 33 will not go away! I demand to know why Adam and John are unwilling to talk about Club 33 anymore? Were they paid off?!

5:41:08 to hide the Hillary Clinton email server that was stored in the Champaign room? Why did Adam use his portion of the insurance proceeds to buy an Airstream instead of rebuilding the club better than ever. Is the loss of Club 33 related to the wormhole in the Gulf of Aden that releases the fishes? Did the government use the harp machine located on Israeli Moon base to destroy the club with an earthquake I think it used to, it wasn't an earthquake. It was one of those device, one of those what's a pulse beam? Directed energy weapon. Directed energy weapon that George Soros destroyed Club 33 so he could build a pipeline transporting Russian natural gas through the White House as part of a vast left-wing conspiracy to establish that President Donald J Trump and Vladimir Putin spent a passionate night colluding together in bed. The bed Obama stayed in when he visited Moscow

5:42:02 Did Freddie the Firewall get too close to the truth? Is that why he had to die? I demand answers of these questions and others over the last 10 years. Keep up the good work, and thank you for your service to our country." We're still working on why we never got the HEMA thing off the ground but that's another story altogether. Well thank you Jack! Fantastic, and I'll play him this... Straight from Reseda here she is, Raven! Matthew Farrell in Leland, North Carolina at 150. This puts me over the top for knighthood like to be knighted Sir Tarheel in memory of the late Captain Buddy Long who lost his battle with cancer while back at like a F Cancer Goat Scream and a karma thanks on 10 years accounting an email yes consider that done you've got Karma

5:43:04 Lisa Bernier, another woman. Damn! Another woman? Another woman looking for a deal. No. Take up to two for one off and that's what she says. It is noticeable I will say I had to take up the two for one offer, boys. An inch a bit closer to joining the nights at our Detroit producer meetups. Unfortunately, we'd like to move out of my mother's house someday so full damehood will have to wait." Thank you for your sanity and reprieve from the Universe B social media ranting and...I gotta go over some more of these medias. The Detroit meeting group Local No 1 is fantastic!

5:43:43 the ever-present drone of Fox News throughout the house. My mom is very involved in local Republican goings on, but she does ask once in a while what my podcast guys say about certain topics." Well the podcast guy says you should get out of your mom's house! Yeah, anyway you can. I would appreciate Jobs Karma and any and all Sharpton clips. Yes. All Sharpton clips. So negative to that. No, I got something for Lisa Byrne yay? But resist we much! We must! They're all Jitty about a shutdown the tortise in the race then co-author of who breaks you to lead singer Bono friends Russia siganore weaver suspect Jahar Sonaev Rush Limbaugh rush limbaugh rush limbaugh the show rush lombard hosts Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is Michael is Mike

5:44:42 mockery yesterday and Tony Antony mean Scalia Kim Kardashian and the Republican candidates both Cairo and Benghazi we rank behind Latvija La Vita first stop Kazakhstan, Kazakstan to college students in Beijing. He's getting lunch at Chipotle in Iowa. Bane is appropriate! The GOP's tax day giveaway to millionaires Why was traffic problems email sent? The Environmental Projection Agency and what sequestration has done

5:45:23 Jobs, jobs, jobs! And jobs. Let's vote for jobs! You've got... karma. They were paying that guy good money Good money. Good money for that douche That's unbelievable I really love you know people ask for things this stuff I don't even remember we have it if you said what's a great clip to play of Sharpen? I wouldn't have known It's really, this is very fun to me. I mean it's not the typical show but i'm having a good time. Hello? Number 10 Carl Lidner at Cary North Carolina 150

5:46:11 Madison Perlini in Orlando, Florida. 150 in the morning John and Adam happy 10 years to the best podcast in universe Thank you immensely for your generous double credit offer this brings me halfway to Dame hood my boyfriend Dave punched Me in the mouth on September in 2016 and I haven't missed a show since I hope he's donating for this show otherwise He remains a douchebag I've been spreading the word of no agenda so i hope more people can be freed from the m5m madness. You guys are fabulous you make me laugh regularly while keeping my amygdala in check it's a win-win go podcasting jingles if i can get the various languages of In The Morning that's a little medley an Obama No song and a Karma that would be wonderful thank you again thank you for your courage

5:47:02 You've got karma Okay, Ryan Berger taking advantage of two-for-one deal email will be sent to both Adam and John with note I would have been better off putting that in that space there that you put the other stuff because I don't have a note. I may have one let me see if I'm right burger. I'm not so sure I don't have this squirrel mail You know so it's not sure oh yes, okay? No, that's old nope nothing from Ryan sorry

5:47:53 Ryan, that's not Ryan. Yeah it's Ryan. Ryan Burrow? Wait let me look under the R's and I might be able to get there Meanwhile i'll do Nikola Erestavi, Nikola Erestavi. $150 parts unknown thank you for your courage and for bringing sanity to so many including me listening for over four years I've done my best to contribute and pay back the value that i've received from the show still I felt like a douchebag but no more! I am officially a knight accounting attached next stop dukedom I want to toast 10 more wonderful years of YouTube making the best podcast in universe the multiverse and across every dimension Thank You sir Maria Medina, Berwyn Illinois. Dear John and Adam thank you for the great offer I'm on my way to becoming a knight of the NOAA gender roundtable congratulations Michael Moss 150 from Belvidere Illinois there you go two Illinois right next to each other NJNK thank you Carl Schneider 150 thanks for all that you do Sir Timothy of The No Fixed Title 150 hello again Eric Adam and John i will send a brief note to accompany this donation for your big day Tim Kiernan Do You have Tim Kiernan? I've got your Ryan Burger

5:48:58 That's a good start back up the hit will back up to him, okay? I've been on a meager subscription plan and recently made $1,000 on Bitcoin so i had to share the spoils of fake money with you guys. Brief introduction, I'm father of three in Northern California served two-year mission in Australia for the LDS Church graduated from the California Maritime Academy and currently police officer in Fairfield California working for the government especially in a capacity where have to engage with the public in california is a special kind of hell. I am eagerly trying to get out Working for the public. I began listening in October 2016, haven't missed a show since. I rely on your show as my primary source of news to keep me sane anytime i see a mainstream broadcaster article often laugh out loud at the idiocy but then I cry inside knowing that we're doomed

5:49:51 I would like to call out Brandon in Vallejo as a douchebag. He hit me in the mouth and I have yet to hear his name as a donor Could I also request some land buying karma in the end? Thanks for your courage and keep up the outstanding work you're both legends in my book Oh, that's very kind You've got karma. Who was I looking up the other person? I have Sir Tim of the No Fix title, he says in his email It's the jingle that keeps making me send you money Like The Noah Jenda Show it never gets old Please play Michigan's Own Cervix crooning his edition of Night Moves one more time

5:50:38 What was that again? Fake news, fake news. It's like... hold on I have it here somewhere. Yeah it's a take off of night movies but what was the target? The target man is fake news. Here we go. Riding up some fake news. That's it! Ha ha ha! Trying to get cheap clicks and top page. Thanks not only to Adam and John but also to the loved ones in your lives who have supported your podcasting efforts for 10 years or at the very least have tried, have not tried to make you stop. Uncle Don, Aunt Meg, Tina The Keeper, Mimi and all the rest I salute you! Sir Timothy of the No Fix Title Plymouth Michigan Thank You Another Michigonian Very kind of you sir

5:51:37 And that's true. That's true, you know the people who we live with they got some stamina. Wouldn't you say that qualifies as stamina? What would No Agenda think of that? Yeah what does no agenda say get that once in a while. What do those podcast conspiracy boys say next Adrian Drankon and JNK $150 Daniel Baxter 150. Congrats on 10 years, you guys have done amazing work I hope you continue for many more this contribution along with the anniversary doubling will complete my knighthood

5:52:20 I'd like to be titled Sir Dan the Man, protector of Cape Coral and the little islands of Sanibel and Captiva. Oh nice! And also like to thank you for your jobs Karma. I requested in February was very unhappy in the position I was in but shortly after got a new position that was greatly improved or greatly improve my quality of life. Karma works. The only jingle request is for another shot at karma for those who are still looking for work accounting from my knighthood below. Stop! Stop the hammering! Jobs, jobs, jobs. And jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You thought karma. I think the stop the hammering thing should be used for Jonathan Carpenter. Ah. Stop the hammering!

5:53:08 150. With a double credit, I should take me over the threshold for knighthood. I previously donated $700.80. I'd like to have the title of Sir JD of the digital modes! You got it my friend. Uh...I'll pick the next one here. Aaron Yoho? Long time supporter of the show. No jingles, no karma long-time donor longtime criminal defense attorney at Shea and Yoho PLLC sheayoholaw.com This is good to know in Kingwood West Virginia Please knight me sir Aaron yo ho Knight Esquire of the Noble phallus you get it king would also visit Shea yoho law calm and don't talk to the police

5:53:54 Don't talk to the police dot com. You've got karma! That's what they need, don't talk to the police dot com that's easier than shayoho law dot com. Yeah, don't talk to the police dot com Travis Bowers $150 Adam and John congrats 10 years executive producer for show 191 checking in here I was the one that tried to start the double nimes in...the double dimes in the quarter donation it never took I also think i am the original contributor of the legendary we just need cash clip an attribution. I don't think I ever received Wow, then we're gonna give it to you right now We just need cash. I know a lot of people want us in blankets or water Just send your cash A lot has changed since that last donut in 2010 after seven years at Chicago I'm now married and resident residing in SoCal if I can love some baby-making karma for the wife

5:54:46 Sarai and I we've been trying for over a year with no luck yet, but we happen to be experts in this We are as you know penetration experts all the best for the next 10 years. I hope you truly Hope you're able to sustain the show because you two are aging like fine wine Yes remember to get the 2015 version of us it seems to be good. You've got karma That'll do it. Mark Plager, is it plaguer you think or pleasure? Pleasure. Yeah. 150 thanks for your generous double dollar offer I'm now able to ascend to the status of knighthood I would like to thank the recently knighted Sir Kevin of the Miami Valley for hitting me in the mouth in high school For my four years in college this show has been nothing short of excellent keeping me entertained and sane

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5:58:05 We're influencing people who teach military? Yeah, yeah that's good. When we finally take over! Thanks Obama Also, I just finished Red Cell by Scott McKenzie. Yes a No Agenda novel highly recommended as an entertaining read though That will be no surprise to anyone who has read his other work Perhaps he should be added to the No Agenda book club along with the other producer authors mentioned in 975 Whoever runs NoAgendabooks.com at the book club please take care of that. How cool is that? Hey, someone will do that. I request that you give yourselves a shot of karma for the next 10 years if you could please play the Gitmo Nation and National Anthem at the end of the show it's been awhile since we last heard it yes I'll put on list and here is the karma thank you very much Baron Dave. You've got Karma Right am I right with Dwayne Biblo? Let me see... Yes

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5:59:56 It's just charming. Isn't it? It's a screwball show and when I first heard of this, I thought it was about serial killers...I think that is one of these stupid things but no! It's just about an idealist in the FBI and his buddy And its like a road movie too because these guys are always on the road But the thing I like about it and am always calling for this there is absolutely well filmed beautifully hot sex Yeah, I would say that it doesn't bother you. No, and Tina's always laughing at me. They didn't have any sex in this episode! I know how this works! I know how this works! You need to do something! Mindhunter... people want a mind hunter on Netflix. It's on Netflix. One of those all done. You can go binge watch it if you want too but I think is very enjoyable and it caught me off guard

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6:05:32 I'm hoping this lasts for another 10 at least one asked don't let go of the Las Vegas shooting story. Something is just weird about the whole damn thing yes in fact they have an update later when do you want to pause on today's show? When would you like to pause? Let me finish, one simple request for karma okay You've got karma. Then why don't we use Sir Dennis Nutting? And then that's a 150 spluff that we can stop and do some show, yeah and then we could get back to these people and give them all the credit they deserve. Now entering our number 7.

6:06:19 Nothing. It is nothing, nothing would like an F cancer. You've got karma. He just got some updates on here. He's got the F cancer. He said no reason he sent his letter and but he said no reason to read. So that takes us out of the one fifties into 147 90 and we'll take a break I mean we won't take a break, we'll do the show. That's right everybody! Rock and Roll has gotta go! We're staying here until every single song is crushed by the steamroller outside! We are back on the air everywhere! Exactly what happened. Tell me i don't got it still? You still have it. Why would you not have it? It's not like...

6:07:09 I mean, it's not like it's computer related where you don't do run some program every few months. You can't figure out how to use it and you almost have exactly again as hate that I'm no algo bro. No, I mean, yeah, I always challenge people go back and get a hold of windows 3.0 or go back further Windows 386 find a machine is running that see if you can even use the program I'll bet you could see if you can but it's a lot of work to figure out how to launch Yeah with the alt key So here we go with them. We're gonna eat. We're doing yeah, and we should have a boom sound or something And I don't think that counts a dong Back to the show

6:08:05 Alright, we have the Vegas. I do have a weird update from ABC on the Vegas shooter We turn next here to new developments in the investigation of the massacre in Las Vegas Tonight ABC News has learned what the gunman did to hide his tracks on his computer and what if anything do authorities know tonight about his motive now a month later? Here's ABC senior justice correspondent Pierre Thomas tonight Tonight, ABC News has learned exclusively that the hard drive is missing from a laptop computer found in Steven Panik's sniper's lair at the Mandalay Bay Hotel. Some authorities suspect that Panik destroyed or intentionally hid the hard drive to keep law enforcement from information... ...that may have told them why he killed 58 people and wounded hundreds more

6:08:51 He would want to erase his digital history so nobody could ever figure out how and why he did what he did. And ABC News has also learned that Patek bought software to erase his hard drive, more evidence of its meticulous planning the FBI in Las Vegas police continue to interview witnesses and run down leaves from across the country, but have been frustrated by the lack of evidence pointing to a motive. We have found no signs of ideology or affiliation to any groups And today another disturbing twist Stephen Panik's brother Bruce arrested in charge with possessing child pornography in a separate investigation that began well before the Las Vegas massacre. And Pierre Thomas with us live tonight from Washington and Pierre almost a month now after this massacre and authorities still

6:09:38 Little idea what motivated him. David, authorities have interviewed hundreds of associate friends and family but they don't seem any closer to finding a clear motive. David? Here Thomas with us again tonight thank you. Don't look over here! Nothing to see here This story is so full of crap It's getting worse Hey and don't you think that- Let me ask you one question Does brother Bruce not look a lot like him Yeah, it looks almost like the same guy. Thank you. Now let's start with this thing He has a laptop with no hard disk in it It happens to the best of us

6:10:24 So he's got a laptop with no hard disk in it because he's planning. He's planning to kill himself. And he managed to also get some software to erase the hard disk supposedly, I mean that could be Blair Utilities anything will do that. Format B and C. That is classic yes so you could Bleach bit, but the hard disk isn't there so where is the hard disk? And if he doesn't have a hard disc in his laptop What's the point of having the laptop with him at all mm-hmm sounds like something's fishy So somebody stole the let stole the hardness from his laptop somewhere during this process and

6:11:17 Who knows who or how or when? Or whether he's before he was shot, after he was shot. Even if he was the one that you know even if it was there This is just they're making a mess of this is a botch I'd like to know how many brothers there are because with us now we know those three brothers Including no that and I didn't know they either including Paddock You know this shoot the so-called shooter himself and now this one brother Bruce has arrested Yeah We know for sure when You are to be Neutralized and taken out. That's the favorite way to do it Oh, we found kiddie porn on your laptop and you lock the person up forever they go away never hear from again

6:11:59 And the lack of any kind of investigative reporting on this is mind-numbing. We could talk for hours about what the president did or did not say to the poor woman, and just... I'm so disgusted by that whole conversation it pisses me off it really does! I can't watch it anymore It's like people like Don Lemon, I gotta play this for you He's Don Lemon. He read a note, like an open letter to the mother of Le David who died in Niger. You know it's Don Lemon he has no idea what he is talking about! What it's really like? Just abusing these people I hate it listen this dick Mrs Johnson since the president seems incapable of finding the right words let me speak for the entire country we are all sorry for what you're going through

6:12:51 All grief is different and we cannot imagine how deep and profound yours is. We agree with you that La David, your hero husband was an awesome soldier a great man a great American. We know from what has been written about him that he wanted to be someone great do great things with his life and he was great and he did great things He's a role model to me When his photos come up on the TV screen or I see them in the newspaper, I am so incredibly proud of him and what he accomplished. And to be extremely candid with you and with the world as a black man, I'm always looking for role models who look like me." And the latest one I found was your husband, LeDavid.

6:13:37 May he rest in peace. And may you find peace when you can finally get a good night's sleep, knowing that this is America! We got your back! Believe that! Signed, me Don Lemon Now I turn now to CNN Senior Political Analyst Mark Preston, political analyst April Ryan and military analyst Colonel Cedric Layton Sorry...I'm sorry Welcome everyone Mark thank you all for joining us Don's crying He's crying from his own words He's crying from his own words. Seriously? I find this very hard, I find this to be disingenuous. Completely! Narcissistic... Virtue signaling. We don't care what he thinks about this. Oh yeah virtue signaling up to beyond the call of duty and who does he think he is?! He's Don Lemon overnight sensation. This is trespassing as far as I'm concerned. Trespassing!?

6:14:36 That's interesting. Yeah, I guess it is trespassing in a way that's pretty funny anyway back to Vegas sorry for that little detour There's a lot more. I'm looking into all kinds of stuff and you know one of our producers said hey I know a guy really well and his His wife was killed in Vegas Everybody knows someone who knows someone And the oh and you know he's very open about I want to mention who it is He's very open to thinking that you know something may be up with this Yeah, but he said look and here's a here's the obituary and she happened to be a cop's wife And there was it. There it is another go fund me and the amount was $300,000 and has been funded for three hundred and seven thousand dollars I'm just saying it's kind of odd Hmm anyway, do you think you're seeing this? Go find me some is just buy offs Yeah, I think go fund me is an outstanding way to pay people off yeah Well, I got a note from one guy when we read it

6:15:45 I don't know if you prefer to share some of this, give him much of this information. This is one of our guys he's an anonymous. I like to stay that way. I spoke to the bomb and he knew the bomb text He says I searched the Las Vegas shooter's car, the sheriff may have been embarrassed and that is why they didn't want to discuss the vehicle. You see that Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department in their wisdom decided to check the vehicles themselves They broke every rule under the sun concerning improvised explosive vehicles In other words they could have gotten killed They're lucky that the shooter didn't rig the car to blow. When our bomb techs got there, it was nothing more than an explosive retrieval and yes he had a large amount of explosives and ammunitions in the vehicle

6:16:28 A friend of mine on the Hazmat team was part of the group that helped with the initial clearing and investigation of the room for their role in these events. He made four interesting comments, he overheard an FBI agent responded... That responded noted that the barrel of the gun was warped or bent due to the heat of so many rounds. The SWAT guy commented that ammunition used was for extended range, it wasn't just a regular Remington. Yeah, I mean for a future show we have so many weapons experts in our producer pool. I got a great breakdown of some of this particularly when it comes to the heat of the barrels and stuff like that. Supposedly the shooter was trying not only to build a barricade in the room

6:17:19 but also a makeshift ventilation setup to filter away the smoke from so much gunfire. Somehow, this shooter got himself locked away for more than half of his weapons and ammunition between rooms. It's unclear how he got himself locked away." Now, so the barricaded doors has been going around our circles that is not only barricaded the emergency stairwell but the barricading of the room. As to hotel stairways being locked or not which is my commentary generally speaking you can always get in the stairwell you just can't get out of the stairwell and onto a floor without keys this is usually a hotel decision right? Show related observation appears you have been okay uh...

6:18:06 Okay, so that's one of our Vegas guys. I think. Who knows? That is probably a lack. Well you know the funny thing is people should know that we do this show a lot and we can talk forever obviously yeah um you at some point although we've been tricked Sure. Usually the guy on the oil platform is the one that got us the worst. What was that? Oh, that was years and years ago some guy in an oil platform who's giving us the scoop about the British Petroleum thing yeah and he had a lot of mixed information there most it was bull crap I really don't remember that

6:18:50 I do. Or, I'm gonna work by every time I run into one of these guys. And you know a lot of people have emailed me varying from Steve Pichetting man he's co-intel pro psyops to totally right arm man so... I'm just going to continue to and some people are very confused think that this is my word no i'm just repeating No no no This the great part of it as I can tell you what this guy is saying look at his resume if he's nuts they're all nuts So we can kind of put two and two together at this point, and say, well this doesn't sound right. But the thing in Vegas is definitely pinky. Yeah. Inky? Pinky. Pinky with an H

6:19:39 There was another FBI story this week. A Miami man with a date in federal court tomorrow charged with attempting to blow up a weapon of mass destruction at the Dolphin Mall, the man identified by The Miami Herald as Vicente Solano was caught during a sting operation. The public were told he was never in any danger. Solano is said to be an ISIS sympathizer before the planned attack. Solano made pro-Islamic videos though there's no evidence that he was acting on behalf of the ISIS terror group. One of these guys is gonna get it. You know most these guys are stupid the FBI's pretty good at selecting really stupid people But I think one of these days someone's gonna get wind of one of these deals in advance and blow them up Do a switcheroo? Yeah, and then say and then had to go can't you just push this button on your phone and a blob they guess it what but now you show me and if we I see

6:20:43 The FBI guy pushed a button to blow up a building. I just think that somehow the FBI is going to get suckered by what, because this has been going on too long and how dumb do these guys have to be? The FBI is gonna get suckered into blowing up a building Don't you think it's okay? That would be funny You mentioned the red book. I put one in the book. I remember this distinctly And now comes word a University of Illinois math professor believes that algebra and geometry perpetuate white privilege. I told you, I told you math would be racist!

6:21:24 I think we talked about this already. It's in the book, that's what i'm telling you it's in the book no no...I said it would happen You put it in a book and here is happening No, I think it already happened This was like a couple of shows ago it happened No, no You just never called the red book thing out Oh, well that possible I don't think so Well maybe Okay Well Alright I got my Maxine Waters clip Yeah let's do that We're staying on the Vegas thing Come up with something eventually I don't really have much left. I-I have something here, well let me just read something to you This was a meme on the facebag By the way... I got accepted to the I hate Donald Trump group on facebag That's cool! Yeah, oh yeah baby this is great It's mainly filled with memes

6:22:18 Yeah, that's dumb. But there's some good stuff you like I hate my husband yes There's a lot of a lot of relationship breakups because of this group is a Trump yeah So let me take a look for second hold on a second where as the I hate Donald Trump You gotta start doing these reads again? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I hate Donald Trump here We go miss getting I think you stopped doing their reads cuz your condemned oh You're overacting. No, no no it's just been busy man Let me see if there is anything good here Describe him with just one word so they have a picture of Trump Uh...Trump blames the press for- that's nothing there Fuck Trump t-shirt very good And no more than two words what would you say and theres a picture of Trump on a ledge jumping off

6:23:10 Who would you rather, would you rather Donald Trump colon a resign B be impeached C go to prison D Go to a mental institution type ABC or d People are nuts. Anyway, on the face bags a meme which is actually I think it's a picture of a clipping from an article The NFL's free speech history now we know that we have this taking in knee controversy Which still I think continues is are the network still airing taking the knee? It depends on the network most of them are skipping it So that is all under the auspices of free speech correct

6:23:49 I guess. Well, they are allowing it... No, I guess it is but you know yeah okay let's have a look at the NFL the National Football League free speech history in 2012 the NFL had a problem with Tim Tebow kneeling for each game to pray yep they also had an issue with him wearing the phrase John 316 as part of his blackouts to avoid glare and made him take it off Silly Christian. In 2013, the NFL fined Brandon Marshall for wearing green cleats to raise awareness for people with mental health disorders whereas you'd think now they'd be happy if all of them wore them for the president Green cleats for Trump

6:24:33 In 2014, Robert Griffin III, RG3 entered a post-game press conference wearing a shirt that said No Jesus no Peace but was forced to turn it inside out by an NFL uniform inspector before speaking at the podium. Crazy Christian! In 2015 DeAngelo Williams was fined for wearing Find The Cure Eye Black for Breast Cancer Awareness. Boobs In 2015, William Gay was fined for wearing purple cleats to raise awareness for domestic violence. Now that they have a problem with that... In 2016 the NFL prevented Dallas Cowboys from wearing a decal on their helmet in honor of five Dallas police officers killed in the line-of-duty. Oh gee! In 2016 the NFL threatened to fine players who wanted to wear cleats to commemorate the 15th anniversary of 9-11 and that's just a couple samples. Yeah

6:25:29 You are the sports guy, it's your beat. What do you think? Well they've been inconsistent and they've done a very poor job of policing any of this and they let this situation with that began with Kaepernick get spin completely out of control because it's right in the rules that you have to stand for the anthem The National Basketball Association has done a pretty good job at preventing this sort of protest Yeah But NFL is kindest...you know It became-it began-it carry-began innocently enough with Kaepernick and then it just got completely out of control. And then once Trump gave the speech, it's all really about Trump let's be honest. Hello? Yes hello! Once Trump came out and said ah you're fired I take those sons of bitches and kick them off the team you know and all of a sudden everybody says racist, racist, racist. Calling him sons of bitches, sons of dogs

6:26:24 And so now it's like, great they don't know what to do because of the Trump thing. All about Trump. They don't know what to do! If you got one more clip then I'm good to do all the rest of our donations all the way through The Night Hood ceremony...all the way out baby we can do this in under nine hours. I hope so. Actually have a couple clips. Let me get some show in. Some show? I want to play this first. Going into the show portion I want to play this. This is a thing about...this is the, I'm watching this presentation shaking my head. This is the IV solution shortage because of what happened to Puerto Rico. Play this clip. Hurricane Maria also disrupted production at Puerto Rican factories that make critical drugs and medical supplies Dr. John Lepook found hospitals on the US mainland are already seeing shortages

6:27:26 This is slated to go to a patient for infusion. These small bags of intravenous fluid deliver life-saving medications like antibiotics and chemotherapy. Regine Villand's job at NYU Health is to manage supplies, and she's worried the The bags are in short supply. We have been practically hand-to-mouth, counting by the drops how much we have in house it's just really nerve wracking to think about not being able to have those bags available for the patients Her concern is echoed by hospitals and pharmacists around the country The American Hospital Association told CBS News the shortage is quickly becoming a crisis and threat to public health

6:28:08 There was already an existing shortage for several years, made worse by facilities being damaged by the hurricanes. On top of that, Belan says the three major manufacturers usually shut down for maintenance before the end of the year. This is a thing that keeps me up at night because I feel if they'll shut down and go on as planned we could be experiencing unprecedented issues around IV solutions. Meaning what? Meaning that we may be in a situation where we have run out of a lot of those necessary IV fluids for the hospital. Salt water, sugar solutions... That's correct! I mean that's meat and potato stuff First thing that we do

6:28:56 All right, let me ask you a quick question. Okay? They have laboratories in these hospitals they have people that can and they have a pharmacy in most of these hospitals they have pharmacies they got laboratories they get why can't they make their own salt solution why are they buying these salt solutions from a place in Puerto Rico when it's just an x percent salt solution sodium chloride in distilled water that you give somebody an IV well why don't they make them themselves they get the equipment to pump that into you. They don't need to buy these bags." They don't have a code for it, they don't have a billing code. No, they got no code and there's the liability thing out of it. They can buy the bag for 50 cents charge $100 and then if something goes wrong because the bag is filled with garbage they sue...you get to sue them, sue The Little Puerto Rican Company out of business, the hospital stays alive because heaven forbid you make your own 2% IV salt solution or sugar solution whatever he mentioned

6:29:51 that are the bread and butter. This is, I'm looking at this thing...this is just part of the problem with the medical system in this country everyone has to let's buy this by that they buy these little things from everybody it's all everything's outsourced nobody does anything It's just astonishing to me Parker in the chat room is a CT tech at a hospital and he says they were told they would only be able to get certain sizes for their CT pushes So this is real, this is a real story. Oh yeah! It's a real story. That's very interesting. Huh... Yeah the system is pretty messed up but if it was an emergency and people really were dying you'd think that they do just throw some salt in some water and stick a needle into the person get it going You would think but I wouldn't count on it A couple other last clips to get out of the way so we have a free easy way to get out here without falling too far behind

6:30:45 Okay. Airline security increased is a story, I'm not going to play it but... That's something that i'll be dealing with on the way back Oh yes definitely! Let me play it, I want to hear the story Next passengers on all flights to the US are about to face tougher security before they board in fact some airlines will begin interviewing passengers as early as tomorrow here's ABC senior transportation correspondent David Curley tonight Tomorrow's deadline means Americans flying home from international airports could face new security interviews. Every day, 325 thousand passengers board 2100 direct flights to the U.S., from 280 airports This is part of the enhanced security ordered by then Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly Unless we all raise our security standards terrorists

6:31:33 who see commercial aviation as the greatest takedown, will find and attack the weakest link. Every airline must meet these new security mandates but the US is not telling those airlines how to do it many carriers though have decided to conduct these short security interviews which could be a simple as where are you traveling? Who packed your bag? And I think that's a very good thing at some of these locations i think its going to be very seamless the airlines are accustomed this type of thing David Curley with us live tonight and David the bottom line here for people watching, for Americans flying back here to the US how many can expect to be interviewed? It's a good chance that they all could depending what the airlines decide to do David. But if you've flown domestically recently you've been engaged in these simple security questions has the bag left your possession really it's Israeli model airline workers looking for anybody nervous or uncomfortable yeah how about people with Tourette's I'm gonna get locked up

6:32:30 You can all nervous and shit Well this happened to me on the way back from our summer vacation if you recall from our trip or vacation from our trip in Italy and The south of France, and I got pulled aside and questioned Tina did not but I did yeah the questions were like yeah Did you pack your bag yourself? Do you have a bomb on your underwear do you have a bomb when you shoot you have a bomb in your drink? It's the Israeli method right I had to get my stories because i came out of israel with on a trip once you got to talk in the mic job oh, i'm just mumbling uh okay so we'll get well tell me about your israeli trip yeah it's a long story. It's too long it's too boring and it's not one of my...it's not a fundamentally funny story. All right let's finish up

6:33:33 with our group, we have only another hour or two of names. Yeah I think that's about it. And then we can do the nightings and then we'll be done! People will say how these guys do this? How they talk so much? Well I fall apart of course and so... No I'm on the ropes myself Mason Berryman in Atlanta Georgia 14790 PayPal Cleanup Oh yeah clean out nice Which i think people should think seriously about Hey John We'll DO IT LIVE Dan hurt 133 33 yet. How are we gonna post this thing? I think we're gonna have to ship it off on CD-ROMs No, CD-rom won't carry a dude you have to be under thumb drive will have to compress it the flack Goodbye that's not much compression if I doesn't compress

6:34:26 Dan Hurt 13333, thanks for all you do. Austin Wilson Sammamish Washington 13333 would like to be known as Sir Austin of the Snowy Cascades. Can I get a thanks Obama and a screaming goat? Thanks Obama! Mark Annabelle in Australia after being hit in the mouth three years ago on a road trip to the US I'd really enjoyed your show. I kept meaning to make donations and thought they offered the 10th anniversary upgrades and the AUD credit would let me become an executive producer Please dedouche me and play That's All Folks You've been de-dooched I was little fast on that hold on second what is the... That's all folks

6:35:18 Think it's that's all folks. No, it says start stuttering I think that is the stuttering Obama no It's I know its label something shoot. I may not be able to find this one John. It's yeah, it's a Is it porky pig is called porky pig? I'd be called porky pig. It's something hauled at it something haul shoot okay, oh Yeah Now that's the story let me tell you how that was titled how we roll from Moses Hall Miracle you found it. I'm truly you gotta rename something no cuz now, I know what they are

6:36:16 You say that. Spencer Wittman, Surrey BC 12577 needs help with a penny as copper is banned north of the 49th parallel I'm calling on all Canadian Canadavian producers to send in local clips in an effort to reveal all the media bias political shenanigans and terrible misreporting that happens here north of the border for jingles he wants drone again The missile launch Korean news lady not the techno just a news lady screaming followed by last night's bomb What and a karma? Wait a minute. What is last night's bomb I have no idea that one. I have the track of someone else requested it I don't know what well anyway, I'll give you the Karma You've got karma

6:37:17 That's Spencer Whitney and Surrey BC 125 77 John Tirada at 125 Adam & John keep on keeping on dudes. Joe Campagna Heartsunknown12345 also congratulations on 10 years media deconstruction. His last name is Campana. SirDirtbagDave12312345 Concord, California thanks for 10 years sir dirt bag Dave Donald Borosky Spokane Valley Washington 12345 do you have a note? He sent me a couple, he sent me a clipping you wanted me to read and from the New Oxford Review which I will read it just says congratulations. You've got nothing really to Sir Donald of the Five Bottles Baron of Spokane County. All right Ryan Zanger $122 no note no location other than Gitmo Nation proper Raymond Port

6:38:14 Hey, that's an old name from back in daily source code days 120 36 here them in Norway Jared or the Jared room Jedra This is the amount in US dollars that's converted from 1010.10, ten-ten-ten Norwegian kroner In light of the tenth anniversary of The Best Podcast in the Universe Ten years what a ride Todays date 26-10-27 converts to... TEN by the way Been there from the very beginning Though had a gap on listing and donating for some year I have no clue how far I am from my knighthood So I need various Vikings dedouching Keep it up mofos And in the morning You've been

6:38:54 I wanna give Raymond a karma, he's been around a long time. You've got... karma. Jeff Flowm? 11728 parts unknown, Wilier Strauss in Stuttgart Deutschland Please de- oops please deduce me. You've been DEDUCED It took a two-for-one special to get me to donate again. NJNK, then we have Knight of the Bohemian Grove Montereo California this brings me to my second knighthood with double credits per shill I am Knight of the Bohemian Grove add spare change to the cup thank you take that Sir Carl Herberger in Rochester New York 11650 gent you put on an outstanding product for 10 years Thank You and congratulations sir Carl with a K

6:39:42 Ned Jeffery, 112.42 He says, hi Adam and John I did my accounting and discovered that in Australian dollar Ritz. I have already attained nighthood to celebrate the donations of one one two dot four two times two with 10th anniversary bonus. I should bring me to knighthood in freedom dollars as well. Accounting will be provided by email so we want to be known is the sir dude named Ned Knight of The Convict Broadcasts NJNK. Lucas Zewa, I think, in Munich, in Deutschland, Munich to you 1111 we got two Munichers on the show today they should go have a beer together Brian Watson 11010 congrats on 10 years i'll send accounting by for my knighthood six years in the making Christopher Dector

6:40:48 Sir not appearing on this podcast 11010 congrats on the dynamite decade of de-douching douchebags and disinformation deconstruction Short note because y'all have dozens to read my only request is for jobs current because I hate my current job and hope To find a better one soon. Think we can do that if it's cool with you, I'd like to plug another podcast I also produce our big dumb mouth they cover news conspiracies even some paranormal in a very funny style I think of appeal too much the knowage an audience and no ads for baby food or mattresses and beer Just the good old donations and value for value model. Go to ourbigdumbmouth.com or search on iTunes, keep it up gents thank you very much Chris aka SirNotAppearing on this podcast. You've been dedouched! He didn't need that he needed a jobs card I got a little confused there sorry Jobs jobs jobs! And jobs let's vote for jobs

6:41:43 You've got karma. 110 even from Colin Cunningham, thank you for your courage and congratulations on 10 years of media deconstruction go podcasting! Todd McGuire, 108. Long overdue donation I appreciate the work you put in for the show finding an outlet that promotes critical thinking is rare and valued one deducing please You've been de-douche James Durante San Diego California 102 61 he says here's to 10 years of great work on the best podcast in the universe thank you for the great work John and Adam Jingles, dealer's choice one from Adam one from John plus a karma. I'm going to choose for you I'm gonna just pull something out of the hat here You've got karma

6:42:39 We're on Brent Dombrovsky, I believe. Yes 101 period Sir Brent a trusted integer No note no jingles the new Trump Pelosi jobs karma please hold on second is the Trump Pelosi? Oh my god That's in a different bin Where are they it's Trump and Nancy I think is what its called Sounds like a movie. Trump and Nancy? Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs, let's vote for jobs! Mufat Karma. Paleo Bessa in Bellevue Washington $100.33 listener from around episode 10 thanks for getting me to question what I read and hear not appreciated by my wife

6:43:34 You gotta work on that. Yeah, annoying request and you get what can you greet my kids? Hi paleo and ignacio And the korean lady plus a goat scream Dame bang bang 100 dollars and 33 cents. Oh nice and she says no jingles. No karma gregory What's the... man, you know I have to look these up. Waskiewicz. It was not impossible. Congratulations on 10 years! I wish for many more years of this great product me and my wife are in serious need of jobs karma as a couple months ago i got demoted my salary reduced and my wife company decided close the office at the end of the month in Las Vegas moved to the middle nowhere Illinois where human resources are cheaper to get

6:44:28 Last time I requested house selling karma a few years ago, I got an offer on the house the very next day So hope the jobs Karma will be just as good. Oh Jobs Karma Andrew Parker, $100.01 from Winsboro, Louisiana Sir Chuck Walters, $100.01 Congratulations on 10 years I've been a producer since episode 1 No! That's not true No that's not possible That's not possible But we appreciate what you're saying

6:45:06 You met from the beginning since early. Well, he may have contributed something that's possible not just money but ideas or something Yeah, if you listen to episode one Sir Bill of the Rock a hundred He needs a new human resource karma for my firstborn son William Louie LaRock the fourth you've got karma Bill Hart net $100 a cheapy since 3 1 14 finally made knighthood will send Adam a note Yes, I have it here. I'd like to be- oh here using your address if that's okay? I don't know Erics Thought i could wait the last 44 weeks on the $4 cheapie plan until I had knighthood But with the 10th anniversary coming I thought I had to step up and celebrate with you I'd like to be known as Sir Bill Guardian of The Tower Destiny people will get it Jingle would be the Caribbean Ebola John always likes that one And the biggest karma you have on this shelf Thanks to both of you for everything

6:46:09 The Caribbean Karma? No, the Caribbean... What is it again? I think that's the Zika. Ebola- no it's E-BOLA! Ebola, yeah thats right, Ebola. Ebola da da da da da da. They bring da da da- oh man what is that called? Ebola... Maybe its this one. Let's see if we get lucky. And in the black trunks weighing in at over 3 thousand troops. Yeah, frickin' Ebola. Ebola is a- Don't touch your friends! It's contagious and dangerous

6:46:48 People are crazy Coachig jr. $100 thanks to you two of able to stick back and see things for what they really are Hey, what happened to Ebola by the way? Why aren't we dead yet? Yeah really the dedication is another proven another prediction come true for us

6:47:24 Your dedication has been a life changer. And he's got some numbers here, it says shout out to No Agenda Social citizens Jovini Combaticus Chris Wilson and Temporary Douchebag from Weltini If Adam wants to change the name of No Agenda Social one day a perfect name would be Brain Book These guys and the rest of others on NA social are the best red group of folks out there ever! NJNK, congratulations. Thank you very much Harvey M Smith $100 Congratulations Thanks for keeping us sane Michelle Dorsey $100 parts unknown Congrats on 10 years Terry Morgan $100 darn y'all I was going to contribute my birthday checks in November But why would I miss a twofer?

6:48:06 Yep, another woman They love the two first. I thought you would appreciate the amount of jingles etc that stick in my head I'm converting to Catholicism My instructor said that Jesus starting preach started preaching at the age of 33 and almost sang the jingle out loud This amount puts my hubby Jim to become a baronet. I'm so happy for him! P.S., my cousin works for an airline and there are service birds on the plane, no goat yet Can i get it don't eat me Hillary pew-pew and a therapy groats goats scream? And a weed so I can get you the Don't Eat Me Hilary and Pew Pews People who listen this for the first time must be thinking we're insane

6:48:50 Pupies and goat scream. Don't you think? I don't think anybody's listening anymore Let me take a look, let me see what is anyone in the...let me see 525 people are still listening live Six or seven of them have probably shot themselves And they don't know how to sign out Thank you very much Terry Patrick Sullivan $100 from Sturgeon County, Alberta Canada. Congratulations Here is my 131 dollars and six cents Canadian hundred us bingo boom shakalaka should probably play that for him He wants it. Oops Bingo boom shakalaka the jingle version got that for you

6:49:45 Okay, Chris Meyer says I sorely need a Dvorak's rendition of Adele's Hello the Stupidition featuring the service go down backup vocals. Hello. It's me. And here I sit on the stool Maniacs! Sir Mark Wilson, the Baron of Glasgow and exiled in London should be at the meetup in London. Show has been outstanding as always can you provide some job and general career karma for a guy down on his luck? A down-on-his-luck Baron You bet! You've got Karma Absolutely Amigo I just need to hit him with a job JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! And jobs let's vote for jobs Just have a stop stoppage here

6:50:40 service birds. Yeah I know it's crazy parrots and stuff people can take the birds on the airplane as long as it has a little sign that says service bird all right sir Matthew Wilson in Hanover Pennsylvania thanks for 10 years we just finished moving into our new office and asking for karma at my nighting in July NJ but continued karma from No jingles, but continued karma for my son Eli as we work with increasing his communication skills. Here's your karma, Eli! You've got karma. Jeff McReynolds $100 congrats on making it to 10 years your double offer gets me halfway to knighthood I only wish i had more to send right now but I'll get there soon enough well worth the money has no agenda has become an integral part of my life

6:51:35 If jingles are allowed, I'd love to have bomb them mac and cheese goat scream. And could use some job karma Bomb them, bomb them and bomb them again Mac and Cheese Life Mac & Cheese by Ayn Rand Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Let's vote for jobs You've got Karma Mark Magpio 100, jumping in to be an associate executive producer for the 10 year show. Here's to another ten just karma please from the Black Knight sir Mark. You've got karma. I started standing behind my studio desk when it was dark and it's dark again. Oh that's funny!

6:52:30 Holy mackerel feel like a day to rally. Oh, yeah a day trader Charleston South Carolina great town hundred bucks Thanks for the ten years njnk Richard Sambo Thanks for the commitment He's parts unknown for your commitment over the past 10 years of putting out the best podcast in universe and obviously the longest in history Give yourselves a shot at karma You've got karma Richard Terry in Houston, Texas. Work Karma for my wife and myself Yes and I want to say happy Fridays everybody in Australia Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs Let's vote for jobs You've got karma Alex Koscewicz

6:53:15 Parts Unknown. My name is Alex and I'm making a first-time donation of $100 to the best podcast in the universe as my smoking hot girlfriend Athena and I are on our road trip to Austin for our first year anniversary coinciding with your 10 year anniversary on Thursday, October 26th we cannot get enough of the show you will after this one And we look forward to listening to every episode while we each work or enjoy each other's company in addition to saying I love you madly. I'd love to throw her some job karma, a resist-we-much ISO which she can't get enough of and a Hillary related clip of your choosing. But resist we much! We must and we will much about that

6:53:58 Be committed. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! Paul Gabrielson 100 bucks thanks for the great 10 years of shows looking for another hundred another ten another a hundred Daniel de Groft double credit baby I'll do this one Niels den Olisheik From the Netherlands $100, please read my name as Niels Den Oly Scheik ITM first-time donor could not miss this opportunity to become a producer I almost met Adam in 2008 at the Zwarte Kros but the HH or the h2o booster remember that

6:54:46 Yeah, the booster meeting was relocated and unfindable. So instead me my girlfriend now wife enjoyed metal Brommers and some beers please play some 6969 dudes just married house buying karma and in a gospel Sunday morning jingle Thanks for making the best podcast in universe at the group that I'd braband could I can't believe we just read that. Okay, so it's a what did you know? It's an it's a nasty little thing there they said but it's Dutch It's kind of funny and as in a gospel Michael Shulver in Birmingham, West UK. Nogenis help me stop shouting at the TV thanks for 10 years of therapy hilarity and sanity happy anniversary guys if time can I have a cowbell and karma please? You've got karma

6:55:57 An original analog cowbell no less. The real deal John Starr, Josh Starr Easton Pennsylvania been on a monthly pan for a long time and I had to restart it several times So don't really know where I'm at knighthood wise but that's okay Here's 100 bucks to say thank you for all the work you do news deconstructionist, dimensional spirit guides social engineers shout out to all the quadroons on NA Social at Josh Solo. Ask Curry if you block me for sending him drunken troll emails. Douchebag callout for any NA listener that doesn't have a monthly subscription set up. Paul Bruyette $100 parts unknown thanks for 10 years can I get a birthday list- Oh i'm sorry go

6:56:41 Robert Dawson in the Republic of China. Thanks for all the hard work you do is another hundred These are all hundreds you doing this show just not just informative not just informative but fun to listen to I had love a shot up slave and a goat scream from my own three little human resources that kids must love the goat Sorry, sorry, okay here we go You've got karma tripping Trippin balls here Uh, you can't do the... Okay. Oh, brouillette! Brouille-yeh, brouillette. Yeah I got him. Brouillette? Ten years—thank you for ten years. Birthday listing yes, I just put you on the list. Michelle Winton. Happy 10th anniversary, you crazy kids thanks for all you do who could resist such a deal again John The lady folk loved the twofer deal going to split this donation with The Hubs Todd Winston $50 towards his knighthood $50 towards my Dame Hood Love and Light in ten more years Thank You Michelle

6:57:44 Peter Turner, $100. Greetings Hilarion Gilbert, Gilbert, Gil-bear My boss's boss' wife called me out as a douchebag and I figured I'd better donate after listening to the donations to and from work for a month B day on 1031 for daughter Anne Marie 3 times service goat NK as Jesus grace is enough Three service goats Robert Hausner In Memora, Ontario 100. Thanks for 10 years and please send me some karma. Apparently I am in real need of some too many millennials are entering the workforce and the simplest of tasks e.g shipping to the correct address no longer works

6:58:33 Long story short, nothing is getting done and projects are falling behind because I am not receiving what I need. By the way this is $132.51 dollars. I hope to hear you both for many more shows! May you keep me squirming in the state of The Real World M5M and yet sane in my own Dimension A existence." You've got karma. Austin says in the morning, fellas I'll try to keep this short because hopefully you get another big donation showing. As a long time listener and then non-listener then listener again... ...I've got to say your show has been very good lately! I think you guys are helping society and i'm trying hard to hit people in the mouth as I can This donation is coming from West Dayton Ohio just so you're aware You have another Murfreesboro style enclave here From Zennia to Beaver Creek to Miami Valley to The Gem City we are all in Greater Dayton

6:59:36 Asked for my donation, think a 71-17 donation was missed when that was the promotion. I hope you got the money the bank thinks you did with my double... Yes okay With my doubled hundred bucks and liked the real money part donated in the name of my buddy The undouchebag Joel Train who's been a silent subscriber for years He hit me in the mouth back in early days I don't have accounting but I can imagine he is not a silent knight if he's not a silent knight by now What up to all the tutors out there? Okay, I've wasted enough time. NJ, Carmen, Adam and John for making it happen. Thank you! You've got karma. Roger Esty Tampa I'll use this momentous occasion in donation to claim my knighthood and achieve baronet as well There will be no Sir Roger on ice currently if there's none that is I claim the title Sir Roger on Ice Calculation should arrive soon in the morning or another 10 years

7:00:31 And our last 200 equivalents donation, and last note we have to actually read unless it's really interesting. Because now we're below 200. James Cool with $100 from Scarborough Ontario best podcast in the universe NJNK that's the way to go! Onward with the rest of the call-outs. Do you just numbers and location in name? Yeah, yeah It's like as usual under 200 we don't necessarily read I'm gonna get my spliff all right Matthew Bethias denelt in apparently I think Austria

7:01:09 Rohit Matthew in US somewhere, location anonymous. Abraham Daly 8640 that was the Rohit is 99 John Akin 8080boobs there's also an 8080 boobs and a bants by the way it stuck in the pop money thing we'll put that on the next show John Moore 8008 dude named Muhammad Ali 008 twice one boob on anniversary is not good enough Chew the cookie in Plano, Texas. 8008 Spike Angus 8008 Chris war Chen War Chin and Waterloo Ontario 76 18 Congratulations he says Sam Leong our night sir Sam down there and or up there in Canada 77 70 he's at 9x knighthood which should earn here I don't know is he upgraded? He should be upgrade to an Earl okay

7:02:09 I don't know if that's on the list, but we'll make sure it happens. If not yeah Sam Labanka 7770 and congratulations on being an Earl by the way it takes a lot of yeah, this is amazing Jeffrey Steck Roth 7770 once 77 70 twice 77 73 times Wow We already played all the Ebola so he got him. He got all the Ebola's Jeremy Webb in summer play somewheres somewhere in Florida 7620 Summerfield Eric O'Callaghan 75 bucks Sir Uncle Cave Bear

7:02:51 $75. Ben Doran, 73-73 he's got a couple douchebag call outs and he's also ham at NABD 73s where is his call out? If Matt Varney's Matt Varney, but he did donate varney donated I think okay So he doesn't get a douchebag. Oh you guys saw his name Okay, Ben Doran You're just your out of luck for giving at the douche banks 73 70 3 is q2 5 alpha charge emity brochures 69 69 sir Tim you bent a high height Edlish gesundheit

7:03:32 Bente, Bente's a girl. She wants to be... she's got it all. She's gonna be Dame... see if this is on there. Dame Dane of Dryland Deck? Okay that's a good one let me check. Dame Dane of Dryland Deck? Of the Dryland deck. The list is so long John I'm just going to add her. Okay you know that is a cute first name. You don't seem to have any doubts. Bente? Yeah Bente's cute Bill Johnson in Grovetown, Georgia. Maxim Rudolph in Ljubljana, Slovenia. Bill Johnson was 67. Rudolph is 6666 along with Bruce Hall 6666 and he's an Encino. Pierre Manegra in Winnipeg is a Sir I believe

7:02:09 I don't know if that's on the list, but we'll make sure it happens. If not yeah Sam Labanka 7770 and congratulations on being an Earl by the way it takes a lot of yeah, this is amazing Jeffrey Steck Roth 7770 once 77 70 twice 77 73 times Wow We already played all the Ebola so he got him. He got all the Ebola's Jeremy Webb in summer play somewheres somewhere in Florida 7620 Summerfield Eric O'Callaghan 75 bucks Sir Uncle Cave Bear

7:02:51 $75. Ben Doran, 73-73 he's got a couple douchebag call outs and he's also ham at NABD 73s where is his call out? If Matt Varney's Matt Varney, but he did donate varney donated I think okay So he doesn't get a douchebag. Oh you guys saw his name Okay, Ben Doran You're just your out of luck for giving at the douche banks 73 70 3 is q2 5 alpha charge emity brochures 69 69 sir Tim you bent a high height Edlish gesundheit

7:03:32 Bente, Bente's a girl. She wants to be... she's got it all. She's gonna be Dame... see if this is on there. Dame Dane of Dryland Deck? Okay that's a good one let me check. Dame Dane of Dryland Deck? Of the Dryland deck. The list is so long John I'm just going to add her. Okay you know that is a cute first name. You don't seem to have any doubts. Bente? Yeah Bente's cute Bill Johnson in Grovetown, Georgia. Maxim Rudolph in Ljubljana, Slovenia. Bill Johnson was 67. Rudolph is 6666 along with Bruce Hall 6666 and he's an Encino. Pierre Manegra in Winnipeg is a Sir I believe

7:04:28 No, he is now. He's a white knight since he prematurely called Sir on episode 597. He needs to be knighted and it's on the list. Sir Pitter of the Red River Rebellion. Normal Jimmy 6006 has some small boobs John Jolly 5510 Fabiana De Amorim 5510 double nickels on the dime Happy greetings from Brazil happy birthday to us I hope Peter Kornowski uh 55 Eric Harvey, San Diego, California 53 33 Daniel fleet us 51 21 with a thank you. James Burgess is for Spokane Washington with a 51 Doug Dodge 51 sir. Doug to you Dame Tanya Wyman 50 congratulations on 10 years as a Viscount is New York and she's got

7:05:19 He's got a sling box from there. Michael Suchara in Chicago, should be Succarra too. Jason Rozdilskiy now the rest of these are $50 donations I'm going to name and location will be done we're done it's like just as the sun setting you have to admire us for doing this well you know John i was actually thinking... You're gonna hate what I'm gonna have to say It's very..I love really like you a lot This is quite amazing what we've done. So I appreciate and thank you very much. Well, I thank you because you're the one that makes it work. Michael Ciccaro, Jason Rozdilski, parts unknown Sandy Geisler in Watkinsville Georgia James Moore parts unknown Jason Mylan William Hudek

7:06:10 I believe is a knight. Martin Osterhout in Albany, New York. Alexa Delgado in Aptos California, Athena and parts unknown. She's got a note we'll read it but not on the show Jason Ron in ship what is this? Ship bottle is if any name for the city. Ship bottom. Ship bottom probably near Newark or Elizabeth. It could be But you're really hitting bottom at that place. Okie dokie! Nils Bonneker in Hamburg, Deutschland William Kozu in parts unknown Sean Rigaldo and Burlington Vermont Robert Russo and Picney Michigan happy how are you doing there up there in Michigan James butcher in Dalwany Washington Australia

7:07:01 or Washington, Western Australia. W-A, Westminster, Washington. Joe Schwartzbauer in Florissant, Missouri. Ralph Massaro, Francis Lancer, Louis Pastore in Miami, Mitchell Kaufman in Hillsboro Wine Country Oregon, Randall Curry your buddy, another brother Eric Borden Amanda Grip in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. Jason Oban in Corona California Joe Jose Ferreira in Newbury Berkshire UK a cult fan parts unknown Sir Philip Meason Andre Adams Brian Navarro Daniel Neveda Alan D Peterson and St Louis and that will conclude 10th anniversary show! Wooo! Nicely done

7:08:03 A reminder, this is a celebration of you. And we appreciate everything that every single producer has done throughout the years There's so many people I mean you can't even name them all it's just so many who've done so many fantastic things Dukes from everywhere Just thank ya Thank You Okay, well now we have still one little task left. Oh brother Yes I'm gonna remind everybody that we have another show coming up on Sunday and I'm sure some people out there can use one more shot of jobs karma jobs jobs job and jobs let's vote for jobs you've got karma

7:04:28 No, he is now. He's a white knight since he prematurely called Sir on episode 597. He needs to be knighted and it's on the list. Sir Pitter of the Red River Rebellion. Normal Jimmy 6006 has some small boobs John Jolly 5510 Fabiana De Amorim 5510 double nickels on the dime Happy greetings from Brazil happy birthday to us I hope Peter Kornowski uh 55 Eric Harvey, San Diego, California 53 33 Daniel fleet us 51 21 with a thank you. James Burgess is for Spokane Washington with a 51 Doug Dodge 51 sir. Doug to you Dame Tanya Wyman 50 congratulations on 10 years as a Viscount is New York and she's got

7:05:19 He's got a sling box from there. Michael Suchara in Chicago, should be Succarra too. Jason Rozdilskiy now the rest of these are $50 donations I'm going to name and location will be done we're done it's like just as the sun setting you have to admire us for doing this well you know John i was actually thinking... You're gonna hate what I'm gonna have to say It's very..I love really like you a lot This is quite amazing what we've done. So I appreciate and thank you very much. Well, I thank you because you're the one that makes it work. Michael Ciccaro, Jason Rozdilski, parts unknown Sandy Geisler in Watkinsville Georgia James Moore parts unknown Jason Mylan William Hudek

7:06:10 I believe is a knight. Martin Osterhout in Albany, New York. Alexa Delgado in Aptos California, Athena and parts unknown. She's got a note we'll read it but not on the show Jason Ron in ship what is this? Ship bottle is if any name for the city. Ship bottom. Ship bottom probably near Newark or Elizabeth. It could be But you're really hitting bottom at that place. Okie dokie! Nils Bonneker in Hamburg, Deutschland William Kozu in parts unknown Sean Rigaldo and Burlington Vermont Robert Russo and Picney Michigan happy how are you doing there up there in Michigan James butcher in Dalwany Washington Australia

7:07:01 or Washington, Western Australia. W-A, Westminster, Washington. Joe Schwartzbauer in Florissant, Missouri. Ralph Massaro, Francis Lancer, Louis Pastore in Miami, Mitchell Kaufman in Hillsboro Wine Country Oregon, Randall Curry your buddy, another brother Eric Borden Amanda Grip in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. Jason Oban in Corona California Joe Jose Ferreira in Newbury Berkshire UK a cult fan parts unknown Sir Philip Meason Andre Adams Brian Navarro Daniel Neveda Alan D Peterson and St Louis and that will conclude 10th anniversary show! Wooo! Nicely done

7:08:03 A reminder, this is a celebration of you. And we appreciate everything that every single producer has done throughout the years There's so many people I mean you can't even name them all it's just so many who've done so many fantastic things Dukes from everywhere Just thank ya Thank You Okay, well now we have still one little task left. Oh brother Yes I'm gonna remind everybody that we have another show coming up on Sunday and I'm sure some people out there can use one more shot of jobs karma jobs jobs job and jobs let's vote for jobs you've got karma

7:08:49 Hold on and then I totally lost the plot. Here we go, this is what i was looking for Well, it's the shortest of all of our lists. We say happy birthday to John Vogel celebrating today Rob Do. He says happy birthday to his baby girl Paisley Amy Thiessen Happy birthday to Aimee, to Whitney Thiessen Yes we had that lovely story William Trent happy birthday to his daughter Julie Michael Kerr-Kemmerer To his son Alex celebrating on the 28th Chris Hanton to Terry also on the 28th Brian Tobiasen says happy birthday to his son Mateos celebrating tomorrow

7:09:30 Matthew Elwortz or Matt of the Moon turns 33 Paul Brietta celebrating Evan Block happy birthday to Jamil 39 that should be 39 October 29th Peter Turner happy birthday to his daughter Anne-Marie who'll be celebrating on October 31st and Happy Birthday to London Foley 12 years old yesterday. Happy birthday from Uncle John and Adam here at the best podcast in universe We do have a number of title changes. I'll just take my time going through them Black Knight, Sir Gregory Birch becomes black knight and Baron of the North Olympic Peninsula Sir Dennis Nutting becomes Baron of the Spam Sandwich Island Sir Snozzages becomes Viscount today Sir Kevin McLaughlin, Viscount of the Moon Sir Greg Worley, Baron of Smith Mountain Lake Virginia Jim Morgan becomes a baronet Sir Fernando des Loraises

7:10:29 You gotta correct me if I'm off, John. What? Cochise County. Sir Christophe the Cantankerous becomes Sir Christophe the Cantankerous, Baron of Buckeye Arizona, Sir Jose Abreu becomes Baronet, Sir Dennis Cruz, Baron of Cannabis, Sir Macho Haley is Macho the mapper, Baron of the Candanavian hull, Sir Hey Idiot, Baron...

7:11:06 of the Diablo Valley and Black Diamond Mines of California, Sir David Rosa becomes Viscount of Puerto Rico Man. Sir Vicks of the Hot Southern Bushes, Baronet as of today, Sir Pukie, Sir Captain Peep of the Seven Equatorial Oceans that is a Baronet status. Sir Steve Marchi, Baron of Long Island New York, Sir John Harrison, Baron of well to be determined he's in Austin. Sir Joe Delaware becomes a baronet today, Sir Chris Ruddy also baronets or Brad Doggerty Viscount, Anonymous, Baron of the Broken MTA Sir Visa Baron of the Monterey County. Sir Dustin Marques becomes a baronet and Knight at the Bohemian Grove also becomes a baronet today. Congratulations to all of you! Okay... Now I need to get The Ratchet out hold on

7:11:51 Because this is gonna be nuts. I gotta... Just, if you can just give me your sword now just to make it easy Okay here is Thank you Now put mine and I'll put in here on the ratchet Let's get this thing Oh I uh okay yeah I'm loading up because we have impossible things to do otherwise Okay I'm just going to give everyone their night and day to show Hold on hold one more I think I can do Don't break the spring! Okay okay Alright ladies and gentlemen, here are your brand new knights and dames of the No Agenda Roundtable.

7:08:49 Hold on and then I totally lost the plot. Here we go, this is what i was looking for Well, it's the shortest of all of our lists. We say happy birthday to John Vogel celebrating today Rob Do. He says happy birthday to his baby girl Paisley Amy Thiessen Happy birthday to Aimee, to Whitney Thiessen Yes we had that lovely story William Trent happy birthday to his daughter Julie Michael Kerr-Kemmerer To his son Alex celebrating on the 28th Chris Hanton to Terry also on the 28th Brian Tobiasen says happy birthday to his son Mateos celebrating tomorrow

7:09:30 Matthew Elwortz or Matt of the Moon turns 33 Paul Brietta celebrating Evan Block happy birthday to Jamil 39 that should be 39 October 29th Peter Turner happy birthday to his daughter Anne-Marie who'll be celebrating on October 31st and Happy Birthday to London Foley 12 years old yesterday. Happy birthday from Uncle John and Adam here at the best podcast in universe We do have a number of title changes. I'll just take my time going through them Black Knight, Sir Gregory Birch becomes black knight and Baron of the North Olympic Peninsula Sir Dennis Nutting becomes Baron of the Spam Sandwich Island Sir Snozzages becomes Viscount today Sir Kevin McLaughlin, Viscount of the Moon Sir Greg Worley, Baron of Smith Mountain Lake Virginia Jim Morgan becomes a baronet Sir Fernando des Loraises

7:10:29 You gotta correct me if I'm off, John. What? Cochise County. Sir Christophe the Cantankerous becomes Sir Christophe the Cantankerous, Baron of Buckeye Arizona, Sir Jose Abreu becomes Baronet, Sir Dennis Cruz, Baron of Cannabis, Sir Macho Haley is Macho the mapper, Baron of the Candanavian hull, Sir Hey Idiot, Baron...

7:11:06 of the Diablo Valley and Black Diamond Mines of California, Sir David Rosa becomes Viscount of Puerto Rico Man. Sir Vicks of the Hot Southern Bushes, Baronet as of today, Sir Pukie, Sir Captain Peep of the Seven Equatorial Oceans that is a Baronet status. Sir Steve Marchi, Baron of Long Island New York, Sir John Harrison, Baron of well to be determined he's in Austin. Sir Joe Delaware becomes a baronet today, Sir Chris Ruddy also baronets or Brad Doggerty Viscount, Anonymous, Baron of the Broken MTA Sir Visa Baron of the Monterey County. Sir Dustin Marques becomes a baronet and Knight at the Bohemian Grove also becomes a baronet today. Congratulations to all of you! Okay... Now I need to get The Ratchet out hold on

7:11:51 Because this is gonna be nuts. I gotta... Just, if you can just give me your sword now just to make it easy Okay here is Thank you Now put mine and I'll put in here on the ratchet Let's get this thing Oh I uh okay yeah I'm loading up because we have impossible things to do otherwise Okay I'm just going to give everyone their night and day to show Hold on hold one more I think I can do Don't break the spring! Okay okay Alright ladies and gentlemen, here are your brand new knights and dames of the No Agenda Roundtable.

7:12:28 We say congratulations to Brian of London becomes Sir Brian of London. Maxwell becomes Sir Dragonheart, Knight of the Game Mode, care of Larry. Larry becomes Sir Hashtag Null, Knight of the Hungry Ghosts Steve Wittig becomes Sir Stephen of Lincolnshire Uncle Bob of Unincorporated DeKalb, Sir Uncle Bob, care of Sir Snottages Kevin Chappell, Sir Kevin Chappell Greg becomes Sir Greg of Historic Norcross Greg Unterberger, Sir Sh-sh Hey, wait a minute. How come it's not working? There it is! Damn ratchet was broken I got it now. Sir Taylor?

7:13:15 Yee-chow Ren, Sir Too Young Too Simple Ray Martin, Sir Leyron of Circle Town Joshua Gertson, Sir Mind Over Matter Forgotten Jedi, Sir Forgotten Jedi Sergeant of Arms Protector Of The Round Table James Brown becomes Sir James Brown Knight of the Hardest Working Men and Women in Show Business Gary Zeigler, Sir Zigg of the Walla Wassa James Shea, Sir Cum Size Chaff Knight of the Darby Holler G Moan Lord Aniya Medea's Gavin McMahon McMahon, Sir G-Man Annie Lennon Dame Vigilante of the swampy federal city Anonymous sir donates the fucking show number James Higginbotham, Sir Dejava James Nikola Erstavi, Sir Nikola Erstavi Tom Starkweather, Sir Tom Starkweather Whitney Thiessen becomes Sir Whitney Knight Of The Corn Belt Conspiracies Jason Gosen, Sir Jason Gosen Jim Watts, Sir Jim Of The Whistler Jason Dolan, Sir Jason Of The Ox Carts Ben Hanson, Sir Ben Of The Outback

7:14:11 Larry Pelham, Sir Larry Pelham to you. Mike Clark, Sir Arrow Knight of the Knots Air Balloons Charles Couch, Sir Charles with a coin operated laundromat Rob Doo, Sir Ducifer Knight of the Four Strings Funk for kids and time travel Zachary Stacey becomes a knight Sir Zachary Charlie Brown, Sir Charles of Wyoming Robert Mastetti, Sir Art Mooney of the Perth Hills George Kunath, Sir Colin The Friendly Fat Man Chris Rank, Sir Chris Knight of The Iguana Sir Oscar's Wife Dame Fresca, Knight Of The Bird Farm Brian Watson, Sir Brian Watson. Desmond Lowe, Sir Desi Dude of the Liberty Village. Bradley Seltzer, Sir Bradley Seltzer. Karen Seltzer becomes a dame... that's nice when it's in the family. Anonymous, Sir Knight of the Lipas or The Leapus Donald Davis, Sir Double-D.

7:14:54 becomes Sir Brett the tan the tamer of strange care of his wife Dame Christina Anthony fields or lost opportunity Aaron yo ho sir Aaron yo-ho Aaron Dawson sir a Dawson Laura Laurie Laurie and Lorian rose dame de Laurium got it Spencer Pearson sir Spencer wolf Kansas City Roger Etsy sir Roger nice Daniel J Lewis sir Daniel J. Lewis have audacious podcasting Jay wrestler sir jay Adam Nikola Ivkovic, Sir Adam of the Northern Wasteland. Julian Dueck, Sir Visa Anonymous Electrical Engineer becomes Dame Firecracker. Ka-boom! Count 15

7:15:30 Michael Dunn, SirMD2020, the Sokey Knight from Kentucky. Dan Reeder, SirElf of the Freenode IRC Network Bill W1ITM, SirBillofOsaka JVW5ITM, Sir3d Good to have you guys on board and as hams to save the world Daniel Warren, SirDaniel John Moore, SirNubbinOfThe500 Patrick Comer, SirPatrickComerKnightOfTheSoCalHills Braden Whitehead, SirKnivesOfTheProvidencePlantations Cheryl Shuffle, Cheryl Shuffles Dame Cheryl of the singing cat herders Vladimir Clegas or Vladimir Catherine Lowe Dame Catherine Bill Walsh Sir Saturday night Joe Villanueva Joe Sir Joel Villanueva Knight of the state of fear Chris Bullock becomes sir crawler Carol Ann Chase Dame Carol and to you Isaac chase sir crypto knight

7:16:20 Steve Whitmer, Sir Steve Sailor of the Caribbean Anonymous, Sir Mise en Place of The Kitchen Scott Albrecht, Sir Zolbot of Windsor Torben Peterson, Sir Model Citizen Pierre Manninger, Sir Pitter of The Red River Rebellion Elizabeth Johnson, Dame Elizabeth Keith Johnson, Sir Big Johnson Of The Hudson Valley Always a crowd pleaser Bente Helt Edlis, the most favorite first name of the show Dame Dane of The Dryland Deck Brian Balin, Sir Max Power of Springfield USA. Anonymous from Milton Ontario sir what's his ace over there? Ron Driggs become knight of the mighty five national parks a black Knight Greg sir Greg of historic Norcross Marco D magnanimous or Marco D Magnanimous Baron Peter Norwood sir Peter C and C Norwood Anthony Jenkins sir Anthony Jenkin baron at octane of Cambridge Kirk answer kak so Kirk

7:17:14 Barren or Genesee Valley then fellow becomes a knight sir Ben to you Cameron Smith Sir Cameron Smith Anna Smith Dame I know of Brazil protector of ugly cats Jonathan Marks, sir. Jonathan Sean sir Sean of the cisgendered third world jungle Charles Peel sir optitious Nathan Hodge, Sir Racer Nate. Aaron Ralph Thomas, Sir Aaron Ralph Thomas Ryan Thomas, Sir Ryan Thomas Kelly Sandlin Goby Goby Goby Dame of Trashville Kyle Carroll, Sir Enoch Paladin Of The Oil Patch Jay Cable Cantus, Sir Sabel From Orange County California And we have Dion becomes Sir Dion Trevor Pressman, Sir Silent Knight Stuart Long, Sir Gonzo Earth Of Oakland Alexander Munoz, Sir Alexander Josh Cox

7:18:02 Fof of Falala, William Nabe, Sir William of Texas. Anonymous Dame Purrfect of the Gitmo gentrified realms of South Brooklyn Jeannie McGrew, Dame Jeanie of Station 25. Luke Kudus, Sir Luke Kudis. Brandon Rogers, Sir Rounder of Buckley Mountain. Anonymous becomes Sir Green of Green Acres. Joseph Cramer, Sir Signaled Virtue. Dennis Possing, Sir Dennis to you. Burton Rosenberger, Sir Elbrum. Martin Fellner, Sir Pipelinks of the One Night Stand. Mark Lynn, Sir Pigeon of Cascadia. Vincent James, Sir Vincent James of Baronet Today. Sean McClain, Sir Sean in the Great Basin Alex Button, Sir Fing of the Ocean Beach Ryan Couture, Sir Ryan The Refiner Michael Reed, Sir Sycamico of the... Sycamico? The Potomac Steven Drury, Sir Cum Spect's Knight of the Missouri Ozarks James Schmidt, Sir James of the Lakanti Highlands David Wilson, Sir David Wilson, Fencer of the Minerva

7:19:00 Evan Black, sir to you. Mark the witch, sir... ever of the what? Brian Leslie, Sir Latte Knight of the Bremelos Daniel Baxter, Sir Dan The Man Protector of Cape Corral and the islands of Sanibel and Captiva. My grandmother used to live there Jonathan Carpenter, Sir JD Of The Digital Modes Mark Plager, Sir Mark The Hafu Knight William Trent Sir What Up Dat Ass? Knight of the Hurricanes Russin Wildwoods, Sir Russin Wildwood And to close out the list, Brian Tobiason becomes a knight and is hereby known as Sir Brian Tobiason. For you ladies and gentlemen we have the requisite hookers & blow rent boys and chardonnay We've got beers and blunts! We've got Brazilian hotties and catechists

7:19:47 Cashasha, cowgirls and coffee barners. Cheap cookies and cold coffee. Carabiners and Coors. Blanthans bourbon straight tea and soda buckwheat cakes in Jim Black label Bourbon & Becca's Adderall LSD Opium and saffron juice with gold flag rice, bourbon and bone-in rabbi bong rips and big booty bitches and fucking mutton in meat. Congratulations everybody! Go to noagenthenation.com slash rings That's the only way that Eric can get you your ring And uh... You may have to wait a couple weeks since we have a big order coming in I don't know. I don't need that Very good

7:12:28 We say congratulations to Brian of London becomes Sir Brian of London. Maxwell becomes Sir Dragonheart, Knight of the Game Mode, care of Larry. Larry becomes Sir Hashtag Null, Knight of the Hungry Ghosts Steve Wittig becomes Sir Stephen of Lincolnshire Uncle Bob of Unincorporated DeKalb, Sir Uncle Bob, care of Sir Snottages Kevin Chappell, Sir Kevin Chappell Greg becomes Sir Greg of Historic Norcross Greg Unterberger, Sir Sh-sh Hey, wait a minute. How come it's not working? There it is! Damn ratchet was broken I got it now. Sir Taylor?

7:13:15 Yee-chow Ren, Sir Too Young Too Simple Ray Martin, Sir Leyron of Circle Town Joshua Gertson, Sir Mind Over Matter Forgotten Jedi, Sir Forgotten Jedi Sergeant of Arms Protector Of The Round Table James Brown becomes Sir James Brown Knight of the Hardest Working Men and Women in Show Business Gary Zeigler, Sir Zigg of the Walla Wassa James Shea, Sir Cum Size Chaff Knight of the Darby Holler G Moan Lord Aniya Medea's Gavin McMahon McMahon, Sir G-Man Annie Lennon Dame Vigilante of the swampy federal city Anonymous sir donates the fucking show number James Higginbotham, Sir Dejava James Nikola Erstavi, Sir Nikola Erstavi Tom Starkweather, Sir Tom Starkweather Whitney Thiessen becomes Sir Whitney Knight Of The Corn Belt Conspiracies Jason Gosen, Sir Jason Gosen Jim Watts, Sir Jim Of The Whistler Jason Dolan, Sir Jason Of The Ox Carts Ben Hanson, Sir Ben Of The Outback

7:14:11 Larry Pelham, Sir Larry Pelham to you. Mike Clark, Sir Arrow Knight of the Knots Air Balloons Charles Couch, Sir Charles with a coin operated laundromat Rob Doo, Sir Ducifer Knight of the Four Strings Funk for kids and time travel Zachary Stacey becomes a knight Sir Zachary Charlie Brown, Sir Charles of Wyoming Robert Mastetti, Sir Art Mooney of the Perth Hills George Kunath, Sir Colin The Friendly Fat Man Chris Rank, Sir Chris Knight of The Iguana Sir Oscar's Wife Dame Fresca, Knight Of The Bird Farm Brian Watson, Sir Brian Watson. Desmond Lowe, Sir Desi Dude of the Liberty Village. Bradley Seltzer, Sir Bradley Seltzer. Karen Seltzer becomes a dame... that's nice when it's in the family. Anonymous, Sir Knight of the Lipas or The Leapus Donald Davis, Sir Double-D.

7:14:54 becomes Sir Brett the tan the tamer of strange care of his wife Dame Christina Anthony fields or lost opportunity Aaron yo ho sir Aaron yo-ho Aaron Dawson sir a Dawson Laura Laurie Laurie and Lorian rose dame de Laurium got it Spencer Pearson sir Spencer wolf Kansas City Roger Etsy sir Roger nice Daniel J Lewis sir Daniel J. Lewis have audacious podcasting Jay wrestler sir jay Adam Nikola Ivkovic, Sir Adam of the Northern Wasteland. Julian Dueck, Sir Visa Anonymous Electrical Engineer becomes Dame Firecracker. Ka-boom! Count 15

7:15:30 Michael Dunn, SirMD2020, the Sokey Knight from Kentucky. Dan Reeder, SirElf of the Freenode IRC Network Bill W1ITM, SirBillofOsaka JVW5ITM, Sir3d Good to have you guys on board and as hams to save the world Daniel Warren, SirDaniel John Moore, SirNubbinOfThe500 Patrick Comer, SirPatrickComerKnightOfTheSoCalHills Braden Whitehead, SirKnivesOfTheProvidencePlantations Cheryl Shuffle, Cheryl Shuffles Dame Cheryl of the singing cat herders Vladimir Clegas or Vladimir Catherine Lowe Dame Catherine Bill Walsh Sir Saturday night Joe Villanueva Joe Sir Joel Villanueva Knight of the state of fear Chris Bullock becomes sir crawler Carol Ann Chase Dame Carol and to you Isaac chase sir crypto knight

7:16:20 Steve Whitmer, Sir Steve Sailor of the Caribbean Anonymous, Sir Mise en Place of The Kitchen Scott Albrecht, Sir Zolbot of Windsor Torben Peterson, Sir Model Citizen Pierre Manninger, Sir Pitter of The Red River Rebellion Elizabeth Johnson, Dame Elizabeth Keith Johnson, Sir Big Johnson Of The Hudson Valley Always a crowd pleaser Bente Helt Edlis, the most favorite first name of the show Dame Dane of The Dryland Deck Brian Balin, Sir Max Power of Springfield USA. Anonymous from Milton Ontario sir what's his ace over there? Ron Driggs become knight of the mighty five national parks a black Knight Greg sir Greg of historic Norcross Marco D magnanimous or Marco D Magnanimous Baron Peter Norwood sir Peter C and C Norwood Anthony Jenkins sir Anthony Jenkin baron at octane of Cambridge Kirk answer kak so Kirk

7:20:29 Okay, I just need a drink. That's all and bet you do yeah now already. I'm back here we go Yeah, oh and I wanted to thank all the pickle farmers and Catholics in action who have contributed to our show? Yeah, there's gotta be a few no doubt No doubt about that alright What do you want to do you just wanna go to our end? We're done Oh man, it was five o'clock Here. No. Chapter 5, it's about- we've been only doing the show for 8 hours! Well 7 hours and 25 minutes. It's not all that bad I mean come on man... No no it's fine by just saying people are gonna now really- I don't think now is the time to start doing more deconstructions. Ha ha ha no! Ah gee okay well since you put it that way

7:21:19 John congratulations Well, congratulations to you and congrats with all the supporters that we have out there Especially the producers are really pitched in chipped in it in this particular show just to get Get their money's worth for one thing for sure but just as help us celebrate Just ten years of doing this show and and everybody said the same thing. We're the only people doing this Yeah well I'm proud to do it And I'm glad that we seem to have some impact on people outside of their wallet. Right, and we can... it turns out we can do this well and I think we put on a good show and you produce the show so it clips along and its not done with a bunch of dead air or bad sound or ya know? Yeah, I love YouTube Coming to you from downtown Austin Texas here in The Common Law

7:22:07 condo in the Cluedio 5 by 9 in the morning everybody. I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where the sun is setting, I'm John C. DuBois we will return on Sunday for another edition of No Agenda until then as always adios mofos happy 10th anniversary crackpot buzzkill in the morning 1, 2, 3, 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 No agenda brings families together instead of tearing them apart. 1,2,3,4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Holy crap! Ten years! TEN! Ten years that's amazing! Thank you for so many years in media deconstruction. TEN! Ten years of reintainment thanks for your courage Congratulations on ten. It's a comedy show with crazy conspiracy theories. It's a fiasco

7:23:04 What is it? Is it a podcast? Here's to another 10 years. Flying over Afghanistan, or maybe it was Pakistan I promised myself to aim myself at every woman child and man That was on my list I don't care if i missed. I'm remote controlled, I do what I am told By someone at a computer Obama gave me a push More than Bush and I cost millions I'm supposed to target terrorists But not so much civilians I don't know what to say Whoops some got in my drone again

7:24:04 Naturally. A drone again, naturally But at the end of the day they're backing him you know they're backing... come on At the end of the day? At the end of the day John if someone wants to get anyone they can At the end of the day? At the end of the day it's more important that we have entertainment So at the end of the day who is going to pay for the real loan It's gonna be taxpayer money Because at the end of the day, that's going to be up to Valerie Jarrett. I mean, isn't that it? At the end of the day all this money is owed to bankers... I think its good!

7:25:04 As Americans, what we always do is we always say at the end of the day. So at the end of the day it's not actually the health care it's the... At the end of the day you can't deny I had to put less gas in... ...at the end of the day that the end of the day were all anti-Semites. And at the end of the day you get I think its 4% starts to run together at the end of the day you kind of forget right? At the end of the day, end of the day. You know John you and I are both in the audience business at the end of the day. At the end of the day So at the end of the day she could say hey! I told ya so! At the end of the day, end of the day But i don't say at the end of the day I said it once I think ever Podcasters aint easy to love They're hard up they drive work until late on their next episode

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