Topic: Rob Dew

Infowars producer Rob Dew becomes "Sir Doocifer" and requests the "Resist We Must" jingle. Meanwhile, Kevin McLaughlin is promoted to Viscount and claims "Luna" (the moon) as his new protectorate, promising to lease land to the Israeli Space Agency and pass the revenue to the show.

Rob Dew, a producer from Infowars, becomes an "insta-knight" known as Sir Doocifer, Knight of Four Strings Funk for Kids and Time Travel. He requests a birthday shout-out for his daughter Paisley and a "douchebag" call-out for Michael Zimmerman. The segment features a medley of requested jingles including "Whoopin' with the Constitution" and "Service Goat."