Topic: Viscount

Ben Sterling is upgraded to the rank of Viscount, and several new knights are officially brought into the Order of the Heart. The hosts announce a long list of upcoming meetups in locations ranging from Anchorage, Alaska, to Rotterdam, Netherlands. Adam Curry mentions a mini-meetup he attended at Arnold's BBQ in Nashville.

The hosts read the final list of producers contributing $50 or more to the episode. A special recognition is given to Sir Scott, the Black Knight of the No Agenda Armory, who celebrated his 60th birthday and was promoted to the rank of Black Viscount. The segment includes a "Boomer Award" discussion regarding the competitive edge that older generations' knowledge provides to younger Gen Z listeners.

Sir 1% is promoted to Viscount of Liberland after donating 1% of his business revenue. He shares a story about a "Reader's Choice" poll scam by a local newspaper where businesses were charged for award dinner tickets, only for categories to be eliminated if no one paid. Other donors, including Ron Cooper and Eric Curtis, are thanked for their contributions to the show's exit strategy.

A series of high-tier donations were acknowledged, including a significant contribution from Sir Dude Named Ralph, who was upgraded to the rank of Viscount. Other notable donors included Sir Sala Hauser and Kent Berry, who requested "Jobs Karma" and "de-douching" ceremonies. The hosts encouraged listeners to send physical checks to avoid high PayPal processing fees.

Eric Sankmeyer is officially knighted as "Sir Eric of Ye Olde Forge" for his cumulative contributions of $1,000 or more. Additionally, Baron Sir Economic Hitman is upgraded to the rank of Viscount. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" list and a reminder about the availability of No Agenda rings for knights and dames.

The show recognizes several birthdays within the community, including Parker Mitchell and Sir Felix. Additionally, several producers receive title upgrades, such as Sir Yuri Meows-a-lot becoming Baron Uri The Red, as part of the ongoing anniversary celebrations.

Producers from Toronto and Australia contributed to the show, including ESL teachers affected by China's recent crackdown on foreign educators. The hosts acknowledge the diversity of their audience, including trans listeners and nursing home residents. These contributions are framed as essential for maintaining a platform free from petty tyrants.

The hosts read a final list of birthdays and donation credits, including a title upgrade for "Sir Pate Snakes" to Viscount. They highlight a donation from "Sir Bubblehead" who is traveling to the Sturgis rally. The term "vaxation," a verbal slip by President Biden, is adopted as a potential theme for future merchandise and show titles.

Viscount Hay-Idiot contributes $543.21 and shares a coincidence regarding a V8 energy drink review from a previous episode. The discussion touches on California pricing laws and "Gross Out" Grocery Outlet bargains.

A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for Kevin Sawant, Michael Conte, and Keith Sarlous, who are welcomed to the "illustrious club" of No Agenda Knights. Title upgrades are also announced for Viscount Dirty Dick Bangs and Baron Crack. The hosts describe the symbolic perks of the Round Table and promise to send out official certificates and night rings to the new inductees.

M. Andrew Jones is elevated to the rank of Viscount of America's Mountain. He uses his note to promote his epic high fantasy novel, "Children of the Broken Moon," and shares a story about "I cannot wear a mask" buttons produced and then recalled by a major retailer. Another producer, Sir Otaku, discusses the impact of mass layoffs in the IT industry.

The hosts read the birthday list for the week and announce several title upgrades, including new Dukes, Viscounts, and Barons. A formal knighthood and damehood ceremony is conducted for several producers, including Sir Snackingham and Dame Sweet Baby. The new knights and dames are welcomed to the virtual roundtable with their requested food and drink.

Speculation arises regarding the unidentified substances sprayed in the streets of Wuhan during the early outbreak. One theory suggests the Chinese government may have been spreading the milder S-strain virus to inoculate the population against the lethal L-strain. The discussion touches on the mechanics of binary bioweapons and anecdotal reports of increased chemtrail activity over Florida.

Baron Sir Dreb Scott is elevated to Viscount status after a $1,200 donation. The discussion tangents into corporate culture, specifically the "360 review" and "stack ranking" systems at General Electric and Microsoft, which the hosts argue are detrimental to employee morale.

The hosts announce several title upgrades within the No Agenda Peerage, including Sir Madden becoming Viscount of Victoria and Sir Pilgrim becoming Baronet of Massaponix. A formal knighting ceremony is held for "Dame Kitty," who joined the roundtable with a donation of $1,000 or more. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" alternatives.

Sir Dave Fugazotto donated $999.99, prompting a discussion about the unique vocal skills of voice actor Fletcher. A new promotion is announced where donors of $1,000 or more can receive a personalized call-out from Fletcher. Sir Dave is upgraded to the rank of Viscount, with his territory expanded to include America's Heartland and Saudi Arabia.

A formal knighting ceremony is held for several producers, including Christopher O'Cowan, who becomes a Baronet, and Tyler Fox, who is promoted to Viscount. The hosts also remind new knights to visit "noagendanation.com/rings" to provide their measurements for their official No Agenda rings.

Sir Rogue attained the rank of Viscount of the Palouse and Silver Mountain following a donation of $111.11. The request included a celebration of International Scotch Day with Isle of Jura whiskey and French onion soup. Additionally, "redo karma" was requested for a diesel engine swap on a 30-year-old Isuzu.

The show conducted a formal knighting ceremony for Dame Drea, Mad Dame of the Mid-Valley, and a title change for Sir Rogue to Viscount of the Palouse and Silver Mountain. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "menu" and instructions for obtaining custom rings from No Agenda Nation.

A producer from Tilburg, Netherlands, explains that 11:11 is a sacred number in the Lowlands, marking the start of the Carnival season. The final donation block includes contributions from across the U.S., including a Viscount who reports that his coworkers are unaware of his noble title. The hosts thank the "Value for Value" network for keeping the show independent.