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00:00 Dogs and cats will watch TV. Adam Curry, John C. DeVora. This is no agenda. every 15 minutes and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region Number 6. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's too damned hot, I'm John C. DuVorak. Oh yeah, yeah I figured you'd be mad about that. You have a bad attitude today about things. You're mad because it's too hot and you have no air conditioning.

00:44 It was 95 yesterday. That's what I mean. It's too hot for San Francisco. Too hot. It's too hot. Listen to that theremin. Ladies and gentlemen, we have achieved the pinnacle. Episode 1,701. The same digits as the Starship Enterprise. Have you ever heard this version? Of what? This theremin lady. It's a live orchestra with a theremin. I love it. It's fantastic. We used to talk about her. I can't remember her name. She's a famous theremin artist. Katika. Katika Ileny, I think. I think she's Eastern Bloc. Anyway, John, 1,701 episodes. That's not bad.

01:30 1701, yeah, we could have done a promotion but we'd get sued by Paramount. Yeah, it's interesting you put that in the newsletter because I hadn't even thought about it until like, you know, that's probably a good point. If you use one little bit of Star Trek imagery do they come after you right away? Oh, yeah, then they do it because that's what they do. If you're gonna do it, you have to do it all the time, so they do it with everybody. So we should tell the artists up front, don't do any Star Trek art? We won't run anything that's got even the Star Trek type logo. You can't even do that for like, parody's sake? There's no... It's not a parody. What are we parodying? It depends on what the image looks like. I think that's very dependent upon the image.

02:14 And I think they go after parodies too. Well, maybe not so much. But that's beside the point. We usually don't use parodies necessarily in our art. Well, we use a lot of product parodies. I'm not arguing the fact. Mockery is different. Oh, okay. All right. Mockery. That's good. Man, I think we should just kick it off with some ABC special live coverage. Very demure, very mindful. Helene has now become the deadliest mainland hurricane since Katrina back in 2005, almost 20 years ago. The storm's death toll is now at least 227 across several states. But many people are still unaccounted for with their families desperate for answers and the search for them is complicated. The full extent of the damage is still coming into focus

03:11 As communities there struggle to get basic supplies and hundreds of thousands of people still remain without power this morning. Our Gio Benitez is leading our special coverage Southeast Strong and joins us now live from Marshall, North Carolina. Oh yeah, this is the new thing, Southeast Strong. You see, you've got to say Southeast Strong. Misreport everything but Southeast Strong. I think misreporting is the key to this. Yes, it seems... From every side of the spectrum. Yes. And I looked at... there was one that came up, I think it was last night, this woman comes on talking about her elderly uncle and aunt who aren't elderly at all and they wouldn't let it rescue because the helicopter pilot was told to stand down by the fire chief. Yeah.

04:00 And I'm gonna arrest you the fire chief said the fire chief's not a policeman, but okay and it was like a three-minute chopper ride from the Rescue point which was the side of a hill to the town where the fire chief told him to stand down. Mm-hmm Well, I don't understand what and he wouldn't go back and pick this one guy up you pick went back and picked up his son which he dropped off but then I don't know, it was only three minutes away. Why did he just fly him someplace else where this fire chief wasn't standing around telling you not to do it? Well, I mean, these reports are just sketchy. Well, that one I can explain because they

04:39 between picking up the woman and leaving his son and the husband behind, they put a TFR in place, temporary flight restriction. And the only way to get there through that valley or that gully or whatever it was, was right through what the feds had put up as a TFR. It doesn't mean that the fire chief can arrest anybody, but I mean, yeah, there was, I mean, there was, there's also, this is so politicized, it's sickening. And I loved everybody like, Lindsey Graham's a dick! Lindsey Graham doesn't care! Lindsey Graham is a horrible person! And they play this clip. You know, I've been going all over South Carolina like most people, I haven't slept much. But look what's going on in Israel. Our friends in Israel are surrounded by people that want to kill them. Lindsey Graham doesn't care about anybody! That's a good one. There was six minutes of him and Hannity talking about...

05:33 And even Graham was going off on... His pronunciation of Israel is something to behold. Israel. Israel. I can't even do it. So, you know, I'm the last person to kind of defend Lindsey Graham, but in this case... That's for sure. It was really... Lindsey Graham didn't care about the people! He was talking about it for six minutes and calling everybody out. But I went back, I actually did a little bit of historical work and I was checking some stuff. And, you know, there's a governor race going on in North Carolina and the lieutenant governor is running against the governor, as far as I understand. So Mark Robinson, he's the big black guy that's always talking about, you know, hell, fire and damnation. Very, very controversial guy. And it seems like they're kind of trying to pin all of this stuff or the slow federal response

06:31 on him. Republican Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson says even though he missed a vote to approve the state's emergency declaration before Helene, the vote didn't matter. Yeah, the lieutenant governor was the only elected official not to weigh in on Governor Roy Cooper's request ahead of the storm devastating North Carolina. Capitol reporter Michael Hyland is joining us now with this story. And Michael, the lieutenant governor pointed the finger back at the governor? He talked about all of this today as he was getting ready to take more supplies out to the western part of the state, which he's been working on coordinating with local leaders. In fact, he's been working with the Franklin County Sheriff's Office over the last several days, going back and forth from here to western North Carolina, helping to bring things like food and water.

07:10 and coordinating with local leaders with rescue missions. He's posted on social media about meeting with people impacted and said Governor Roy Cooper has not done enough to respond to the devastation. The records show last week as the storm was approaching, the governor reached out to Robinson and the other eight members of the Council of State, which is a group of statewide elected officials, to ask for their vote in support of declaring a state of emergency. Robinson was the only member not to vote. This happened as several members of his staff were resigning from their jobs last week. Here's what he said when asked why he missed the vote. I don't even need to cover why because here's the bottom line. My vote in that, that vote was going to pass with or without my vote. So it was absolutely inconsequential that I, you know, me voting. It didn't matter. Seems to me the lieutenant governor had one job prior to this disaster and it was to go and vote so that we could get disaster relief.

07:59 And the one thing he could have done, he didn't do. A spokesman for Governor Cooper accused Robinson of engaging in a quote online disinformation campaign about the storm response that he says causes confusion in areas with limited communications and potentially puts lives at risk. Robinson also criticized Cooper for being in New York last week on Wednesday as the storm was approaching. Cooper's office says he was back in North Carolina Wednesday afternoon and coordinating the state's response ahead of time. It's his fault. Well, if you got nine people and eight vote, then it's okay. But there's so much dis- Well, let's don't overlook Robinson's being smeared last week or the week before. That's the whole point. By being on the Black Purves for Teens website ten years ago. I'm a black Nazi!

08:48 and a black Nazi thing and that whole thing. I mean, this guy, it was so bad that even Trump couldn't bring himself to invite him to one of the North Carolina rallies. So the guys, they've gone after this guy. He's a hot potato. He's a hot potato, hot potato. He can still win. Oh yeah, oh yeah. But, you know, people don't really understand how everything works with emergency management. And I'm pretty sure that South Carolina and North Carolina, there were emergency workers. Of course, what everyone saw a lot of, particularly on social media, was the Redneck Army.

09:33 It's the sound of solace. Help is on the way. We just kind of organized a private helicopter army to go in and survey the damage and get extract people and take supplies in and just create landing zones for everybody to have supply routes in and out. Matt McSwain is a pilot from Mount Holly and says he received a call from Operation Air Drop. An organization now working to shore up relief and rescue efforts for folks trapped in North Carolina's high country. We've had 37 helicopters today, volunteers. We've had people from Texas to Maine all the way across the East Coast just show up and like how do we help for folks who remember Katrina? There's like the Cajun Navy. I feel very much like this is Cajun Navy. Yeah, this is Redneck Navy.

10:18 Redneck Marine Corps. I'm a Marine, so Redneck Marines. McSwain took us back to the war room where we were allowed to take photos but not share any audio from inside. There's a station where they gather calls for help, often from social media posts, then triage the severity of the need and what supplies should go on the flight and And then attempt to find that person in distress. One of the biggest hurdles McSwain says is not having spots to land. When we go to those GPS coordinates we may not be able to land there. It might be a mile, two miles on one side or the other just because we can't get to that distress call. Tuesday he says they plan to help with another major concern, shuttling in communication devices for first responders. There's actual whole communities that are

11:03 completely cut off from the grid. We tried to establish communications with the local sheriff's department, the fire department. There is no communications. So, you know, what I'm seeing, I don't know about you, but I just see all of this. The government, you know, it's no good. They're late. Everything's horrible. They're doing this on purpose. If it was a blue state, they'd be there in minutes, you know, on and on and on and on. And we, of course, we're still dealing with the, oh, it's for the courts. It's for the lithium. Well, you can drop that part of it. But the blue state thing, it is a blue state. It's got a Democrat governor. A lot of these people are black. Asheville, North Carolina, one of the centers is a lesbian stronghold of the South. It's always referred to locally as Sheville. You take the A out of the name.

11:57 It's not Asheville, it's Sheeville. And so this is bullcrap. Well, besides that, I like, is it Hanlon's Razor, I think it is? Hanlon's Razor. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. Yeah, that's... And also it doesn't help that the situation coming out of the White House from FEMA and from Majorca who said we're out of money, and then the denial that we're out of money, which I have two clips from John Peer. This has been floating around. This is what she said in a press conference. this week.

12:49 And then here she is in 2022. FEMA regional administrators have been meeting with city officials on site to coordinate available federal support from FEMA and other federal agencies. Funding is also available through FEMA's emergency food and shelter program to eligible local governments and not for non-for-profit organizations upon request to support humanitarian relief for migrants. Well, exactly. And this is kind of my point. Our government is, and that's all government, it's our government body which people somehow in my lifetime have come to like, oh, something's wrong, the cavalry's coming. Yeah, the redneck Marine Corps is coming, your neighbors are coming, people who, regardless of your

13:34 who you are, your background, or your gender, sexuality, your religion, race, doesn't matter. Your neighbors will come. But stop waiting for the government because our government... Our government is an administrative state filled with pencil pushes and PowerPoints. Seriously. Well in 89 it was pointed out like around here in the Bay Area when you had the 89 Loma Prieta earthquake and the freeway collapsed. It was just all locals going out and rescuing people. There was no time to wait. The government, screw the government, you got to go out and do what you do and there's all kinds of local heroes that pulled people out of cars under a crushed overpass and

14:14 all the rest and it was all just people doing what you could do to help your neighbor. But really we need to just come to grips with the fact that all government, especially state and federal emergency, are completely incompetent. They have forgotten and forsaken their mission. You know, the media of course can't even cover this because, oh, don't let anybody catch on. Specifically North Carolina. I remember when it came to gender-neutral bathrooms, we had a lot to say. A lot going on. That was during Obama. And it was mostly in North Carolina. Yes, but when the rubber really meets the road, they have no clue on how to operate. And, you know, people are even saying, you know, do you really want FEMA? Because here's how corrupt and nasty the system is. You know, people like, yo, they're stopping aid. They're not letting us get through. No, because if you the minute FEMA comes into your state, they have their approved their approved suppliers.

15:17 You know, which may be Walmart or whoever, I don't know. They have their approved supplies and they cannot by agreement let any other supplies come in because it's like, oh, money grab just like where the money originally went to for asylum seekers, migrants, the newcomers. That didn't even go to the government, just went straight to nonprofits. The non-profits where the executive director makes you know seven, eight hundred thousand dollars a year. That's your problem. You've got to stop thinking that the government is going to do anything for you. And do you really want him in? Here's an example of why you might not want him in. Are they still not there anywhere? What are you seeing from FEMA in the federal response, if any?

16:05 I mean, they're present, they're in the way. They are directly interrupting our ability to conduct missions and operations. And I'm not going to disparage anybody because we are trying to work within partner relationships, both government and non-government entities within state and federal and county. I went to put a couple of people into a hotel last night and they have a security guard at the hotel. They said, oh, we're so sorry. The entire hotel has been booked. for federal employees. And I was like, no, no, I have people that would just pull out of a mountain that are living out in the hills and there's not a place for me to put them because we have federal employees that are staying in the hotel. I slept in this white car last night. I smell like foot and death right now. As does every single person on our team. Not a single one of us slept. We got done maybe at three o'clock the moment the sun was up and we could fly helicopters again. We were back in the air and we have not stopped. And I was like on the fence about trying to get on this program or not.

16:59 I want people to understand how incredible this organization is and save our allies and all the work that all of these Volunteers are doing but people this is biblical level devastation. Yeah, this is apocalyptic the things that we see out there Yeah, just you can't come here stop counting on your government then that's what that's very tiring to see everybody running around like oh No, and all political no good. I mean even the The KJP clips. I mean, it's all being politicized. Well, there's thousands of dead people. Yeah, it's just It's the it's the good side of who we are as Americans and the bad side and by the way This is not a once in a once ever occurrence, you know, I looked into this is the Tennessee Valley We have the Tennessee Valley Authority which was brought in initially to also

17:50 work with, you know, create dams and make sure that there was not too much flooding. You know, the big one was 1916 when this happened. This exact same scenario happened and the city of Asheville was gone. I think the water level was only a few feet below what it was now. This was quite incredible, the amount of water. And then around 19, I think 1971, there was a, yes, there was a project to create a lake, which was going to be called, hmm, I'm trying to think what it was going to be called. The French Broad River Valley. So they wanted to make a lake

18:40 the Tennessee Valley Authority wanted to, which would have probably have stopped this from happening in Asheville. But back then there was this huge backlash because there were 60 families who were there and they didn't want, you know, to become part of the lake. Well, okay, so you all made a decision and here you go. That said, these hurricanes coming out of the Gulf, particularly the one now supposedly headed towards Florida, Tina lived in Florida for over 15 years. She said she cannot remember a time when a hurricane was about to hit all of Florida that came out of the Gulf. Can you? I don't keep track of that sort of thing. It doesn't seem like it would be that unusual. Yeah, apparently it is.

19:32 It is because you have this hurricanes. I mean Katrina came out of the Gulf. Yeah, but that didn't hit Florida Well, I'd Florida got affected. Yeah, not not like this and there was that one just a couple years ago that that hurricane they went through Tampa Which one was that? It was the one that hit that one town really bad and they made a big fuss about it And Tampa was hit pretty hard and that came out of the Gulf where the fish flopping in the street. Oh Yeah, always, always. Well, I haven't heard much climate change yet, although I'm sure it's coming and we're all crazy for climate change is doing this. Somebody brought up the fact that a lot of this moisture may have been caused by an underwater volcano some some like a year, like in 22, I think, and put a bunch of moisture in the air that had to come out eventually.

20:20 You know, there's plenty of government projects that go way back that have tried to steer hurricanes. I think it was in 1963 or something. Was Eisenhower president? No, that was Kennedy. No. It must have been earlier. Johnson, I think, Kennedy was killed by that. Yeah, it must have been earlier. And so they would drop silver iodine into the hurricane. Iodide. They would drop that into the hurricane and then they could steer it, but it also, of course, created an enormous amount of water, which is what we saw here. So, you know, how would that mechanism work? Steering it with silver? I'm just telling you what what what the report was.

21:06 that somehow by I remembered the time and say I probably the 70s 60s or 70s really said well if it's really bad we can drop a nuke on this thing and knock it out how can we ever get one I've heard it on this show from you I've never I don't think they ever they should try it man come on give it a shot Of course, the real issue at hand is this. As Western North Carolina recovers from devastating flood damage following Hurricane Helene, election officials are scrambling to prepare for early voting. Yeah. North Carolina is of course a key swing state that could very well decide next month's presidential election. Steve Harrison from Member Station WFAE in Charlotte has been covering this and joins us now. Hey Steve. Hey Scott. Early voting begins in North Carolina on October 17th, a little more than two weeks from today. Do state elections officials think they'll be ready? Yeah, I mean they're confident it will begin on time in all counties, but they can't really say what voting will look like. As of this morning there are still 10 county elections board offices that haven't reopened.

22:06 That means they can't process new registrations, they can't send out or receive mail ballots. I mean you have to imagine that voting sites were just overwhelmed by the flooding. How bad is the damage? Are they unusable? Yes. Karen Brinson-Bell, the executive director of the State Board of Elections said some of those voting sites may be impossible to reach for now at least because of mudslides and downed trees. And in some cases, roads may be completely washed away. Princeton Bell said the state has had experience running elections after hurricanes. After Hurricane Dorian hit North Carolina in 2019, she said the board used a tent and trailers for voting in Hyde County, which is on the coast. And that may happen again. The state hopes to know by the end of this week what voting sites can be used and which ones can't. We'll have to see how that affects this important swing state. Well, I have a series of clips on voting.

23:02 If you're going to talk about voting, early voting in particular. Yeah, I would just say I think it's great what the citizens of North Carolina have done and of course also in Florida. Except for the grousing. But the grousing, you know, I had boots on the ground RVG Truth on the X. I know his hombre and this guy, he goes everywhere. He was at the border for months and then oh he just drives up and then he's in North Carolina. And he says, you know, the people are actually getting it together and if anything,

23:37 the social, all the social media stuff, all of it. He says sucks. It sucks for the people there. Well, I would say also, I think the media coverage sucks too. It's completely, I mean, I was texting with Chris trying to, they're sensationalizing it as usual. Gee, I'm shocked, shocked that they're sensationalizing the news. What's interesting though is that in Europe, no one even knows this is happening. It's almost not covered. It's like, eh, whatever. I've seen some reports, but it's covered like straight news, just a mention. Yeah.

24:14 You know, there's much more important things, you know, like Iran and Ukraine and... Oh, money. Money. Well, everyone has a... universally people have an issue with all the money being spent on other countries. I think that's now almost a bipartisan issue or nonpartisan. Let's play these clips. This is early voting. This is all from NPR. It's a long report. I got three, I think four clips here. They're not long, but this is about early voting and there's a bunch of subtle propaganda in here as usual, as you would expect from NPR. Elitist Voices of America. This is NPR or PBS. Election Day is a month away and early voting is already happening. More than a million votes have already been cast with more coming every day.

25:09 Miles Parks is our voting correspondent. He covers the topic 365 days a year. What? A voting correspondent who has a... Did you hear what he does? He covers the topic every day of the year. Every day of the year. But right now is the moment when all of the storylines he's following rise to the top of everyone else's minds as well. That is especially true given how much the attempt to overturn the 2020 presidential election results hangs over everything in this contest. So given all that, we brought Miles on to talk to us about what he is focusing on. Hey, Miles. Hey, Scott. Hey, Miles. Hey, Scott. Let's start with the lawsuits because many are already being filed. What do we need to know? Yeah. So there's kind of two major buckets. I think voters can kind of monitor lawsuits over the next couple weeks. One is about how people actually going to be casting ballots. The two big kind of things we're watching that still have yet to be determined. One is in Pennsylvania, big battleground state, as you know. There's a

26:08 big Listeners are probably familiar, the Georgia elections board has passed a number of new rules in recent weeks and there's a bunch of litigation deciding whether those new rules should stand. Oh yeah, this is all pro-Trump changes if I recall correctly. So that of course is a problem. No, no. No, I thought they were. The Georgia thing is what's pro-Trump about Georgia? And they never say this, they never tell you any of this. They just say, well, blah, blah, blah. They don't mention what it is?

26:51 They never say what it is, but the Georgia thing is they're going to hand count all the ballots to make sure that the machine count matches. Right. That would be a pro-Trump thing. So why else is that anything pro-Trump? Because that was the... because Republicans hate the machines. Yeah, unless they're Diebold. Well, no. Yeah, okay. So the other, which is the... doesn't do them anymore, of course, those are the George Bush machines. And the other thing about the ballot being in the wrong envelope, have you ever mailed in and it comes with an envelope? It just doesn't make any sense. It would be where you're stuffing in some rando envelope. I don't know. You know, OK, hold on before you continue. Just about this specifically, Tina went to see that the new D'Souza movie, which is vindicating Trump.

27:44 Yeah, Dinesh D'Souza. Where do you go see a movie like that? It's in the theater. She and her friend went to... It's actually in the theater, so... She and her friend were the only two. Well, granted it was 1130 in the morning, but yeah, still vindicating Trump. And she said, of course, it's a basic, complete, you know, it's all pro-Trump, pro-Trump. But what DeSouza apparently shows there is how you can for like 35 bucks, you can buy the voter roll and then you could just print all the ballots you want. You know, it's very,

28:19 Our voting system is very simplistic. It seems rather easy to jack around with. And if you're first, before the actual person gets to the ballot and is like, hey, wait a minute, you already voted, then that's just one of the many ways to cheat. No one trusts this anymore. Yes, because it's poorly operated. No kidding. It's been taken, everyone's been so lax about assuming it's fine that they just let it slide. This is ridiculous. Well remember the term is no widespread.

28:55 Oh, that's coming in these clips. Okay. Okay. So that's bucket one, the process itself. What about the second? The second is we've seen a bunch of lawsuits. This happened in 2020 as well. The Republicans have been filing a number of lawsuits that legal experts basically say have no shot at succeeding, but just serve to kind of inject doubts about the process. These are generally been lawsuits focusing on the idea of noncitizens voting in American elections. This is not an issue that there is evidence has ever happened in anything but microscopic numbers. But in a number of states, we've seen lawsuits from Republicans alleging that it is happening or could happen.

29:33 Let's talk more about that because this is something you've reported on a lot, this narrative of non-citizens casting ballots. There's been a pivot from whether it's Donald Trump, Elon Musk, a number of prominent figures on the far right to start talking over the last few months about non-citizens voting in this election and it seems to be working. We had a pullout from NPR, PBS News, Marist College. out this week that found that nine in ten Republicans are concerned that non-citizens will vote in this elections process, which you can kind of see down the road how this could make it an effective narrative should Trump lose that he could focus on to try to overturn this election. Here we go again. There's some truth to that. I have a 38 second clip. Can I insert that?

30:19 Yeah, I think so. Arizona voter registration database now has correctly flagged the impacted individuals. Election officials say they will contact the affected Arizonans with information regarding their status after the general election. That means for now the Arizona Supreme Court's ruling is going to stay that impacted voters, that includes all of them, will still be able to vote.

30:59 vote. No problem. Can they go back later? Is this going to be the big dispute? Well, it was 218,000. We got to call every single one of them, ask for their ID. Oh man. Yeah, and we still can't put someone on the moon. What good are we? I'm very down on all this. And the idea that, I mean, the way they downplay the possibility of some... I mean, in Cali, like here, I've said it before, I go to vote, I go in person. I have voted by mail too. I do both. But I went in person. You vote twice? I could. You said you'd do both, so I'm just... I could. But I'd only do one. You're not helping the cause, man. I mean, California, it doesn't make any difference. So I wanted to go in to use the machines so I could see what was going on with the machines. Yeah, you talked about this. Yes, I did. I made a long talk about it. But I noticed they never asked for ID.

32:03 Never. Never have ever asked for ID. It's not as though they're asking for ID and now it's illegal in California to ask for ID. Although you have to, you have to ask for ID for liquor and all the rest of it, but no, no, for voting, forget it. No, it's not. It's not that important. It's just not that important. It's harder to get out of jury duty, which is the other side of voting as far as I'm concerned. Like, oh man, I want to get out of jury duty. Don't need an ID to vote. So here we go, three. Let's talk about another impact over the ongoing rhetoric around the 2020 election, the ongoing claims that Trump won the election, which again, he did not. He lost the election. But we have seen this real uptick in harassment and threats to local election officials. I have not actually seen any of this. Is there an actual report of someone being threatened?

32:54 There have been reports in, it stems from the 2020 election and the Georgia people who were threatened after the fact. And I don't know that it's happening in real time. But I haven't seen any reports of someone saying, that guy threatened me. This is rhetoric here. This is rhetoric. I think people use the right. I've spent a lot of time talking to what are you hearing from them in terms of the threats coming in? and how they're preparing for a really tense few weeks. The poll found that a majority of Americans right now are concerned that voter fraud is going to occur in this 2024 election, even though there's never been evidence of widespread or systematic fraud, widespread or systematic fraud in American elections, especially recently. You don't need widespread fraud. You only need a couple of states. Exactly. That's the beauty of it. That's the point of saying, yeah, you don't have widespread, you have targeted. Yeah, exactly.

34:01 Can you swap out the word widespread for targeted fraud? They won't do it. Yeah, because that's all you need with the electoral college. That's how it works. You need a targeted fraud. Yeah. And one way to do that in Arizona, by the way, was one of the targets. Yes. And it's fairly obvious it keeps coming up. Information keeps coming to light. And who and who targeted who was the first to target Arizona? Fox News. They called Arizona when there was 1% of the votes were in. Fox News. That's a good point. Yeah, Fox News definitely, uh... And I would pay attention to Fox News this time around as well. These people are the media chooses who wins in our country. I'm staking my reputation on it. Yeah.

34:54 Alright, last clip. that make it so fraud is so rare and especially hard to pull off at like a statewide or a federal race. Right. They've been trying to educate voters. It's just not really clear it's made a dent because Donald Trump and other Republicans have continued hammering this issue. Though I will say election officials are optimistic that they're in a better position to respond to some of those doubts this time around. Specifically, they're working closer than they ever have before with law enforcement, whether that's around polling places or certifications, thinking about after the election. And so I think election officials are a little bit dejected at the tone and tenor in which some voters are thinking about the election this time around, but they're feeling definitely better prepared for it.

35:52 What are you anticipating when it comes to how people cast their votes? Are you anticipating less early voting, mail-in voting, in 2020 or what? Based on the conversations I've had both with experts and some poll results that we've seen, it seems like the trend towards early voting is continuing. If you actually zoom out and look at like Think about in like 2000 or 2004, almost all voters, more than 80% of voters cast their ballot in person on election day. Right. Whereas now there is the expectation that the majority of voters will vote early in this election, whether that's early in person or by mail. It is not a kind of

36:27 height of the pandemic moment. So we are definitely going to see less mail voting than we saw in 2020. But I think the majority of votes in this election cycle, probably in the 55 to 60 percent range, are going to be cast early this time. Two things that have to be pointed out. Yes. And I didn't I could have gotten gone back and found the super clip of this, but there is a super clip floating around. from 2016 where all the Democrats are talking about what a fraudulent vote and Trump was not my president, he got in... You know, and Hillary was the leader of the gang. And they say, all right, we got gypped. You know, it was a fraud. It was a fake. It was a phony. So the Democrats are just as guilty of this complaining as anybody. But they seem to have all of a sudden, that seems to have disappeared. And then the other thing is the Democrats once again, back in, I don't know, the 80s, maybe the 70s, they put together a big panel showing how a

37:25 a study group showing how mail-in ballots are so easy to phony up and to make the election fraudulent. And there's mostly Democrats on this panel. And it came out, and they used to talk about this, this was discussed during the 2016 election when they thought Trump stole the election. And now that's not being discussed anymore either. These guys are terrible at journalism. No, they're doing, they're fantastic. They're doing their actual job to make the donors to NPR happy. Well, that brings me, I didn't want to do this. Yes, okay. But that brings me to the two clips. Okay, you're up. Actually three clips, but there's two main ones, which is the ambush clips. And I took this from Megyn Kelly's show. Oh, wow. You're watching Megyn Kelly now?

38:24 It was the clips that showed up and since I was stealing the clips from her show, I might as well let her also introduce the clips. And these are some James O'Keefe. Found some, had one of his women. You've seen this. By the way, this is the best example of the culture war economy. This is how we all make money now. We've got to be all outraged, and we've got undercover video, and we're all mad about it. It's crazy. It is pretty funny in that regard, if you look from that perspective, definitely. But this poor doofus,

39:02 Yeah, it sounds pretty. I guess he's got a couple of women on the. Oh, yeah, of course. Honeypotting these guys, right? Honeypots is what we used to call it in the business. It's beautiful. Yes. And so they got this poor sucker from MSNBC, one of the producers. These are the guys. If you do any hits on any of these shows, if you're in that, if you're doing Spots it's the producers who call you they're the ones who booked you they do all the work and the end and do the pre-interview and make sure that you know exactly what you're gonna say so they know it so they can do the lead in they can time it perfectly and you're good to go yeah and then so they can also write the copy for the news reader yeah so they get everything works smoothly it's its way it's just the way it is and so here's some dumb schlub

39:48 who's named by Megan in the second clip getting honey-potted into stupidity. All knew this about MSNBC but it's still interesting to hear a producer at the network admit it saying the following, watch. Do you feel like MSNBC is doing enough to help the Harris campaign. I mean, they're doing all they can. Which is why? Amplify her message. What her message of the day is, is their message of the day. This hammers home the point that I'm making, that this news network is indistinguishable from the party. Are they just a Democratic Party's mouthpiece? Exactly. MSNBC is the Democratic Party's mouthpiece. He kind of says it a bit like with disdain, like he even finds it somewhat disgusting.

40:35 Or am I mishearing that? You know, he's got a smile on his face so I'm not sure that's true. But in audio it sounds... I think he's smiling at her and he's going along... And she's asking leading questions of some... if you're on a date, drinking and some girls are leading you on with these sorts of inculinating questions. How hard up for a date are you that you're going to let this... Try shutting up. Come on, don't you... Oh man, yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. So is MSNBC just like doing whatever it takes to get in your home a lot, a lot date? She's even asking the questions like an interviewer. How can this guy not know what's going on? Yes.

41:12 They've made their viewers dumber over the years. Viewers get mad at the guests or the hosts if the hosts were to criticize Democrats. Because they're so brainwashed. Yes. And to think that the Democratic Party can do no wrong. Not that they can't do any wrong. Maybe they can do wrong. I just don't want to hear about it. Don't say it out loud because if you say it out loud, it helps Trump. I think brainwashing and dumbing down. It's bad. I get it. Helps Trump. You know what I think I'm hearing from him? is that he finds it all despicable. He probably thinks Kamala Harris is dumb, but the brainwashing has taken place in him that, oh no, Trump's going to get rid of the Constitution, he's going to get rid of our democracy. I think that's what I'm hearing. You know, it's like, you know, he's going to rip up the Constitution and day one, he's going to be a dictator from day one. All of these things have seeped into his brain and he just believes it.

42:12 Yeah, it could be. I mean, I'm not sure. He's talking too much about it. And you know, if you're going to be sneaky like this guy or like the whole network, I mean, it's the kind of thing you'd be a little more, I think. But it's not sneaky. Then again, wait, wait, let me correct myself. It's possible that they're not being, you know, they are brainwashing and dumbing down the pipe, but they think they're doing it for a good cause. For Merca. Yeah, for Merck. For Merck, baby! Yeah, I can't argue against that possibility. It's always been my argument, which is that sincerity on the part of these people is quite high. Well, they are also, they are by extension, part of the entire administrative state.

42:59 They also feel like they're part of it. They're in DC. They're going to the same parties. They're hanging out with the same people. They have a little bit of power because, oh, I'm on TV. Oh, you're important. From time to time, give me your cell number. I can give you a call when I hear something that, of course, I'm going to be leaking on purposely to you, but it might be inside track. It'll make you look good. They're a part of that system. The entire... What is the... Is it 4 million people that work for all administrative agencies? I think it's higher than that. Yeah, so it's... To coin a Mike Benz phrase, it's the blob and they are part of the blob. And they feel that they're an important part of it. So this has nothing to do with journalism.

43:50 No, I'm sorry, it does. This is what they're taught in journalism school. Nowadays, Jay seems so. Yes, yeah. This is, and look at the professor, Jeff Jarvis. No, not Jeff Jarvis, the other guy. Who's the, who's the, who's the professor who's... Rosen? Rosen? Yeah, Jay Rosen. Jay Rosen. Well, Jarvis and Rosen are very similar. I think Jarvis has been... Same guy. What? They're the same guy, basically. Yeah, it's the same, basically the same guy. And they're out there teaching and also yelling, because I followed them, I think they're on Mastodon.

44:28 Like, the New York Times, they put this Trump travesty on page 9? Why? Why? Why? I read this stuff once in a while. It's just kind of, it's knee-jerk. Yeah, well they're disappointed in the New York Times. Because the New York Times didn't cut them out. Then there must be reasons for that, too. There's a very strong movement amongst supposed journalists to slant the news and they talk about it openly. I have a... after you're done with these MSNBC clips... Yeah, I got it. The rest of this is Megan and her friend that's on the show mocking the whole thing. And I kept these two clips because I thought it was good enough that it would be worth a listen. Poor Basil Hemden. Pro tip.

45:14 When your date sounds more like the Inquisitor at a deposition and has her handbag pointed at you just so and asks you to speak into it. A note of caution before you offer your unvarnished thoughts. It was unbelievable. It was like, would you say yes I would? Hey, we should, you know, can we do pro tip of the day? We should get on that train. Pro tip. And don't drink. Like, don't get so, you know, fuzzy that you're sort of like spouting proudly what you're doing. I mean, my favorite part of that clip, Megan, is when he says we're dumbing our audience down. Like, this is the viewership that likes to feel like they're so high on their own supply of like moral self-righteousness. Pot, kettle, black. Hello?

46:02 And that every political position that's espoused by this network is the- Seriously, that's exactly what Megyn Kelly does, is exactly the same thing, only she's a podcaster. Only true and correct one. And he's basically saying we've dumbed them down and we've brainwashed them and it's good for us and it's, you know, like, let's just not get Trump elected. And the way he's smiling, he thinks it's funny. He's kind of proud of it, it seems like. I mean, I could watch that thing on a loop. It's amazing. This is all I could think of a couple of months ago when they were all indignant about Ronna McDaniel being hired as a contributor after she left the RNC and they acted like the devil himself had been under contract now to MS.

46:48 They all went on the air trying to get her fired, which was ultimately successful. Talking about themselves and their network like they were honest Abe themselves. Like George Washington, we cannot tell a lie here at MSNBC. We could not possibly hire someone who lies for pay. Remember, we cut this soundbite and I resurrected here. You know, the thing that gets me is that in this culture war economy, Megyn Kelly on the front lines, if she would talk about something else, anything, but playing MSNBC clips and the outrage, then no one would see it.

46:02 And that every political position that's espoused by this network is the- Seriously, that's exactly what Megyn Kelly does, is exactly the same thing, only she's a podcaster. Only true and correct one. And he's basically saying we've dumbed them down and we've brainwashed them and it's good for us and it's, you know, like, let's just not get Trump elected. And the way he's smiling, he thinks it's funny. He's kind of proud of it, it seems like. I mean, I could watch that thing on a loop. It's amazing. This is all I could think of a couple of months ago when they were all indignant about Ronna McDaniel being hired as a contributor after she left the RNC and they acted like the devil himself had been under contract now to MS.

46:48 They all went on the air trying to get her fired, which was ultimately successful. Talking about themselves and their network like they were honest Abe themselves. Like George Washington, we cannot tell a lie here at MSNBC. We could not possibly hire someone who lies for pay. Remember, we cut this soundbite and I resurrected here. You know, the thing that gets me is that in this culture war economy, Megyn Kelly on the front lines, if she would talk about something else, anything, but playing MSNBC clips and the outrage, then no one would see it.

47:32 It's because of this... Yeah, it's just like log rolling. Yes, it's like... It's cultural log rolling. Postmodern version of log rolling. It is. Yeah, because it's like, hey, go watch MSNBC. Wait a minute, what? Yeah, exactly. Oh, wait, you don't have to. I'll play a clip. And so here's the clip she plays, which I thought was a good clip because it was... We played this clip before, but it's... I like it because the very last thing that's said on the clip makes it worth playing again. I want to associate myself with all my colleagues both at MSNBC and at NBC News who have voiced loud and principled objections to our company putting on the payroll someone who hasn't just attacked us as journalists

48:20 But someone who is part of an ongoing project to get rid of our system of government. We weren't asked our opinion of the hiring, but if we were, we would have strongly objected to it. When NBC made the decision to give her NBC News's credibility, you gotta ask yourself, what does she bring NBC News? We welcome Republicans, I wish more Republicans, I want Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney to get right here and come talk to me. The reality is, this isn't a difference of opinion. She literally backed an illegal scheme to steal an election in the state of Michigan. And our democracy is in danger because of the lies that people like Ronna McDaniel have pushed on this country. It's also said election deniers. Not just they can do that on our airwaves, but that they can do that as one of us.

49:04 These badge-carrying employees of NBC News as paid contributors to our sacred airwaves. Oh yeah, that was a good one. Sacred airwaves. And of course we're also participating in this scandalous behavior. Yeah, no, we're logrolling. We are logrolling. Now we don't get any rollback. They don't have to plug us. There's no backlinks, man. No pingbacks, no pingbacks. I should probably stop doing these clips. So the term, yes. Well, if we stop doing these clips, there'd be no show. Except we just make fun of everybody. Those clips I just played, those three clips of Meg and that guy, and if I took those out of the show, there would still be a show. Yeah, okay. It would be three minutes shorter. It'd be three minutes shorter. That's about the difference. Which is probably good. Here's the term, here's the term. The term, and just as we were talking about with Rosen and Jarvis, the term is

49:59 Sane washing. Yes, we have a term over here at CNN. There's a new word being used in this campaign, or at least new to me, sane washing. And that's the notion that the media, actually contrary to what Brian said, the media is cleaning up some of Trump's more outlandish remarks. For instance, here's Trump this week talking about a person in this country illegally who killed someone. She murdered him, in my opinion, Kamala murdered him, just like she did, just like she had a gun in her hand. But here was the AP headline about the speech. Trump rallies in Wisconsin's critical Democratic stronghold ahead of the vice presidential debate. No mention of Trump accusing his opponent, Vice President Harris, of in effect murder. Oh no! What? Oh yeah, yeah.

50:51 That is now you got you ordering on making a debt that clip well I had there's another we should talk about insane this should be insane washing Is the media sane washing some of Trump's comments? I think it is the role of the media to report on what happens. I do not think it is the role of the media to tell people how they should feel about it. And I think right now there is a lot of befuddlement on the part of people who don't like Donald Trump that anybody could possibly want to see Donald Trump back in the White House. And so they're looking for reasons to say, well, gosh, maybe it's just that the 47% of America that likes Donald Trump and wants to vote for him again is just, they've become immune to the idea that he's crazy and it's the media's fault. But it is really that a lot of Americans have just decided, you know what? I'm willing to take the good with the bad. And for them, they think no amount of crazy is too much.

51:45 So Trump in his speech delivers what's more or less a metaphor by making the claim that Kamala's the murderer for letting a murderer murder. Yeah, it was very similar to Trump incited an insurrection, kind of the same thing. Yeah, so that is somehow That should be reported. I don't understand what they're trying to tell us here. They're trying to get a word into the dictionary so they can say, well, we did it. It's word of the year. Well, by the way, that's a very important thing. I've always, that's been one of my goals. Is that one of your goals? Yeah. Everybody, everyone who's ever been a writer always has that goal. Well, we might, we just might get douchebag. Oh, a douchebag is already in there. Douchebag's in there. Is there any word that we, uh,

52:33 that we can get it we can promote to get into the dictionary have to look we have some at the top of my head I know we've got some we got some so Sane wash this Trump did a return to Butler Pennsylvania big crowd What I could see, I don't know how many people, a big crowd. There's a couple of clips showing it was a big crowd. It was a big crowd. And brings out Elon Musk. Yeah. Who is jumping around like a maniac. He's like a spaz in some way. Like a spaz. And here was the core of what he said. For tech billionaire Elon Musk, it was the first appearance at a Trump rally.

53:17 He urged listeners to tell everyone they knew to register to vote and framed the election as a last stand for American democracy. What's this dark MAGA nonsense? I think... What is that? I don't know if he said dark or Darth. No, I think he said dark. Well, if he said dark or Darth, it's because he had a black MAGA hat on. Oh, okay. Oh! And it said it was a black hat and in black threads it said, Make America Great Again. No, I think he said dork MAGA. Dork MAGA. And then he had a shirt on that said Occupy Mars. Yeah, yeah, okay. He's being himself, but I like the hat. Well no, I don't like the hat because it's off-brand. I like the hat. You can not like that. I like the hat. It's off-brand. This reminds me of years ago I went to a Raider Kansas City game and

54:16 and because the Raider fans are kind of insane and they would beat you up if you were like wearing Kansas City colors at a game like this. And so I was sitting next to some guy and he had the black Raider colors, but on the Raider sweater, shirt, sweatshirt, it was actually said Kansas City Chiefs in the Raider colors. And it was very cute and I said, that's a great idea. He says, you better believe it. You have to be careful around here. So that's what he was doing with the black hat. I equated it with that sort of thinking. Okay, well back to Dorkmaga. And framed the election as a last stand for American democracy. Text people now. Now. And then make sure they actually do vote. If they don't,

55:10 This will be the last election. That's my prediction. Nothing's more important. This last election thing? Yeah, it's getting on my nerves too. Yeah, well, so in my general sphere, we have a family member who exclusively watches MSNBC. He's completely... No, it's okay because we all love each other and we could just say we're not gonna talk politics. and completely believes that Trump will destroy the Constitution, rip it up, that he's going to do away with democracy, there will be no elections. So this is now playing on both sides. As an aside, from the circles here in the Hill country, I can tell you the latest meme is, there's not gonna be an election this year because they're gonna bring down the grid.

56:07 I know. And this spreads. This is getting better by the minute. This spreads like, and people are asking me, should I get a sat phone? So who are you going to call? If the grid is down, who are you going to call? Yeah, who are you going to call unless you have a... Did you tell him to get a ham radio? You know, I have received multiple inquiries from people about ham radios. Yeah, I have too. I was like, hey, what should I get? I said, first you need a license. Although I never thought about that. Yeah. Well, the list, you need a license. Go get a license. Everybody knows.

56:50 It's to get your technician's ham radio operator license is incredibly simple. You go to ARRL.org, you look for technicians license and you'll find out where the test is usually done once a month in your area. It's going to be a bunch of hams who administer the test. I think they're called VAs. And they give you the exact questions for that month's test With all the answers in multiple choice, the only thing is the answers will be in a different order on the test. Well, there'll also be different questions. No. Yes. They might... but you get all the questions. No, all the questions are there. Yeah, but they may omit some. Just as an example, say for example that the test has 100 questions.

57:39 They'll give you 150 questions with all the answers and questions. And if you can remember all of those, you can take the test and easily pass it. Yes, correct. See, as you don't get all of them, that's right. But you get all of them on the test. Yeah, you get all of them on the sample. There's no surprise questions. No, no. Like you get at the DMV. And here's an example of a question. Should you think about putting an antenna up during a lightning storm? I think that was one of the questions. I don't remember that. I think it was one of the questions. Maybe for Texas. But there's, it really is quite simple. And then you can get a Bao Feng or any of these radios and you can do quite a lot with that. I would say, by the way, if you're a computer guy and most of our, a lot of our audience are

58:26 dude's name Ben. You already know the answers to most of these questions because a lot of them are just technical questions that you would know normally in your day-to-day life. And so then all you need to figure out is how a repeater works. That's what saved lives in North Carolina. And what I would recommend for the computer guys and gals is learn how to use one of these digital programs. Because with very, very low output and a wire hung up in a tree, you can actually get a lot done. Just don't put the wire up during an electrical storm. That's answer D on question 79. Yeah. Yes, people have to realize that

59:14 And there are online tests and you go to one of those. Don't read the long book. There's like, I think AARL has this. Oh God no. No, don't read the book. A giant book that you're supposed to read. Don't read the book. Go to one of the online, this is like tip of the day, go to one of the online Q&As and they'll give you this month's or this quarter's questions One after the after the other after the other and then it gives you a grade and you keep taking the test over and over and over again You can take it maybe five or so you can take as many times you want But after about the fourth time you'll get you'll get it More than your than your passing grade and then you can go take the test and you'll just pass Yeah, and do it now. Don't wait do it now. Yes do it now. I agree. Have you renewed your license? Yeah, I renewed it months and months ago. Good. Good. Good. I just wanna make sure

1:00:06 No, I told people to remind me and I did it. And there was something, I had a story about it too. There was some screwy thing about it renewing. Oh really? Yeah, I talked about it on the show and I can't remember what it was, but there was some, I thought it was like, well this doesn't make any sense, but okay. Oh, did they charge you more money? No, I don't even think it was, I think it was, it may have been free, but there was some mishap that was involved. While we're kind of on, although we've moved off a little bit about social media, I'm not quite sure what Hillary Clinton was, first of all she was on smirconish, smirconish, and I guess she's plugging her book, smirconish, you know, CNN smirconish, who is, this is supposed to be kind of, he's a douche, smir smirdouche-ish, and

1:01:02 I think this is a message to the social media companies. I'm not quite sure. It's like a pressure campaign or it has to have something to do with the elections. Otherwise, why would you even be interviewed? So it's about kids and social media, as you rightly point out, Michael, in the book, I right about how I don't think our kids are all right because I think they've become addicted to social media. I think the phones in their pockets or their purses have a huge impact on how they spend their time, whether they interact with other people and now we know that

1:01:37 Very often kids are affected by anxiety or depression or all kinds of problems that are at least connected to if not caused by this addiction to the screen. So, I was happy to see you cite the work of Robert Putnam. Bowling alone made an impact on me. The discussion of social capital of the sort that I'm sure the Rodham's enjoyed in Park Ridge, right? Participation, belonging, volunteerism. What does he mean by that? The Rodham's enjoyed in Park Ridge? What is that? Is that where she grew up in Park Ridge?

1:02:13 you've got me i all i know is that there's nothing wrong with bowling alone if you're a bowler that is so many other practices on johnathan hight you cite gene twangy here's what disappoints me and it's not about you madam secretary and i'm shocked that no person no republican no democrat is championing this issue. The social science is so clear, the political science is so clear, our fabric has frayed as a nation, our kids are disconnected, too much time behind closed doors, on devices, and not enough time replicating the experience of their parents and grandparents. Okay, so that's kind of the setup, but then she hammers it home and here I think is the threat. You're absolutely right. This should be at the top of every legislative political agenda. There should be a lot of things done. That's interesting. Legislative political agenda. Not legislative health agenda. Legislative political agenda.

1:03:12 Oh, that's an interesting catch. Yeah, I just heard this now. Oh, wait a minute. You don't actually care about the kids unless they're voting, which they're too young for. You're absolutely right. This should be at the top of every legislative political agenda. There should be a lot of things done. We should be, in my view, repealing something called Section 230, which gave platforms on the Internet. Hold on a second. Stop and back it up. Because of what you just caught. The Democrats have captured the educational system, primary education, secondary education, and colleges of all as brainwashing tools for political purposes. They lost this one, and now this is what she's really talking about. This is an element of control that they don't have control of, and they lost it.

1:04:07 And this is where she's all freaked out. You see Zuckerberg, he's got his hair's all long. He no longer has that Caesar, that dorky Caesar cut. He's got long bro hair. He's doing taekwondo.

1:04:47 He's talking like Ketamine to me. ...view that if the platforms, whether it's Facebook or Twitter X or Instagram or TikTok, whatever they are, if they don't moderate and monitor the content, we lose total control. And it's not just social and psychological effects. It's real harm. It's, you know, child porn and threats of violence. We lose total control. It's not that we're losing control. The way she phrases it, we lose total control, because right now they have total control over the mechanism of information exchange. We have total control! Yes, yes, exactly. So we're losing our total... She should have said our. We're losing total control should be we're losing our total control over the information flow.

1:05:41 Yes, freaked out about it. Yes. Yes and mainly about Zuckerberg. We lose total control and it's not just the social and psychological effects. It's real harm. It's you know, child porn and threats of violence things that are terribly dangerous. So I couldn't agree with you more. We need to remove the immunity from liability and we need to have guardrails. We need regulation. We need to remove the immunity from liability. Okay, so that can be like, okay, now I understand what she's saying. That's kind of the way I've been on Twitter since I don't know, 2007 or something like that. You're OG. I'm an old close to it. I have never seen child porn.

1:06:28 Twitter ever. I've never seen it on Instagram, I've never seen it on Facebook. I don't have a Facebook account but I can sneak it on there sometimes. and or somebody else's account and I've never seen I don't know what she's talking about. Frazzled drip. I couldn't agree with you more we need to remove the immunity from liability and we need to have guardrails we need regulation we've conducted this big experiment on ourselves and particularly our kids and I think the evidence is in that we've got to do more Yeah, we got to do more. Yeah, NPR had a very very just very short clip here about As it pertains to social media another new term researchers have found a phenomenon called belief regression It's when a correction to misinformation works really well in the short term but over time

1:07:21 People's belief kind of creeps towards these pre-correction levels and what we found is it's mostly down to memory. So it's worth repeating that corrections to misinformation are worth repeating. NPR. All of them. Hammer them. Hammer them again. All of them. All of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well, it's all kind of fun. It's all kind of fun. For the show. For the show it's great fun. I got boots on the ground from Dame Aquamarine.

1:08:00 And she says, you know, I'm an avid reader who's been reading popular fiction and been a member of book clubs in two different states in both public library and private groups for over 10 years. I hate to say it, but I believe that she says the Norman Lear Foundation, but it could be in any... it's... well, actually I said I would read this because you would be able to explain it better because it's about publishing. The Norman Lear Foundation has infiltrated popular literature in the offices of the editors and the offices of the booksellers. Examples below. It used to be that a book might contain characters or situations that were thought-provoking and would add to the story. Now the subjects seem to be added for no real reason other than to mention them. The Hunting Party by Lisa Foley. Climate change mentioned often, and I mean often. I get it, it's hot and dry in Ireland in the summer.

1:08:47 The Measure by Nikki Elric. A lot is made of the lesbian relationship between two of the main characters. It was not just a mention of the relationship, but discussing the relationship over and over again. Also, climate change and interracial relationships. And my favorite, she says, Mad Honey by Jodi Pichul and Jennifer Finney Boylan. I could only get through 150 pages and in that 150 pages the following subjects were included in the story. Suicide, domestic abuse, anger management, climate change, transgenderism, gender reassignment at a young age, interracial marriage, lesbianism, gay marriage, police oppression of blacks, and alcoholism.

1:09:29 I used to enjoy Jodi Pakul as an author and enjoyed many of her previous books. They were formulaic, but they were enjoyable. During this book, I felt lectured at constantly, especially if I didn't agree. It was frustrating to me, a no-agenda listener, to hear how other readers felt for the author's views. I was in the lone voice when I brought up the sterilization of long-term mental health outcomes. So I said, you know, John would know what's wrong with the publishing industry. Well, there's not much to it. It's just that people who people it, they're not well paid. And so it's like journalists, you have a low paid crowd that is a very socialist because they want more money.

1:10:13 And they promote these ideas and there's the groupthink. All the whole publishing company is probably turned woke. I was going to say, how many publishing companies are there? Are there... There's about a hundred, I guess. Are all of them woke? I think most of them are now, nowadays. Yeah, it's like the same as the newspapers. The newspapers are, there's no difference. The newspapers are a publishing company only they do a different type of publishing. They publish a daily, a daily tome. I mean if you look at a newspaper, the thing's the size of a book often if you put it and made it into pages. So they're publishing books too in terms of volume of words. And yeah, they're all work. It's because the low pay I think has a lot to do with it.

1:11:01 Then they tend to be unionized, the newspapers for sure. Yeah, it's just the people. After Ford, Harley Davidson, John Deere, Black & Decker, now Toyota walking back their diversity, equity and inclusion programs, saying they will no longer sponsor cultural events and parades such as LGBTQ plus pride. I think it's less walking back and more of them recognizing that these things have become lewd events. The LGBT pride parade used to be a kind of, you know, people

1:11:44 doing a parade in San Francisco and elsewhere. And it was, you know, you bring your kids, it was like a parade, it was kind of cute. But they became lewd events where they had the guys, the last go-round they had in San Francisco, an area where there was a bunch of these plastic swimming pools, they're peeing on each other. Yeah, they got a good whiskey. And you know, you're gonna sponsor that? This is just a brand The brand safety, what is that phrase that's used all the time? Brand safe. Brand safety, yeah. These are not brand safe events anymore. So Toyota, they're back off, it's not because of, oh, they've gone anti-DEI, it's because they've gone, they're brand safe. They're the same as they are with everything. And they're not idiots, they're not gonna be associated with a bunch of guys peeing on each other in public.

1:12:31 What a loss for the cause. Toyota's walking us back, man! It's no good! Alright, so, the dock worker strike ended very abruptly, very quickly. With a lot of fuzz as in what really happened dock workers across the eastern United States on Thursday Celebrated the news that this week's strike was ending quickly I'm happy for them so they can get back to work and take care of their families I mean they've been out here for three days around the clock. So this is a good thing for everybody. It's a good thing for the state the poor

1:13:08 and all the members here and all their families. The International Longshoremen's Association launched their first walkout since 1977 after negotiations stalled over union demands for significant wage increases and protection against automation-related job loss. The strike involved 45,000 workers and paralyzed ports from Maine to Texas. At least 45 container vessels unable to unload were anchored outside the ports by Wednesday, up from just three before the strike began. Analysts cautioned that a long strike could pose a major economic headwind, leading to shortages and raising prices at a time when inflation has been moderating. Under the tentative agreement, dockworkers will receive a 62% salary increase over six years. The Union and the United States Maritime Alliance have agreed to extend the existing contract until January 15th while they negotiate other outstanding issues.

1:14:12 I, Daggett, whatever his name is, he was very clear. 77%, five bucks across the board. They settled for less for this temporary halt and just, in essence, punted it ahead until after the election, right before the insurrection can take place. We have a boots on the ground report from someone. We do. Who lives next door to these people. Oh, do you have it? I don't have that. Yeah, I do. I thought you had it. No, I don't. I don't. Don't expose my identity, please. I live in the home of Mob Union boss Harold Dennis. Oh, in New Jersey. The guy in New Jersey. Yeah. Yeah. Was a boss, Harold. Yeah. Daggett, along with other execs of the ILA and about 1.7 and about 175 ILA employees, we are in the woods.

1:15:03 Harrod is going to retire this year and he was told many around he has to do this strike because he needs to beef up his retirement, which I think sounds right. How does a strike beef up your retirement? Because when you retire, you go out at a higher amount of money, you get a bigger percentage. But he already makes $800,000. He's going to make even more. Oh, please. It's still going to be a percentage of it. I don't know, maybe it's 100%, but I don't know what their retirement looks like. He says Dennis will not be at the negotiating table with Donald Trump. By the way, some of the rank and file were letting me know that they did not support the strike. They were required to be walking in circles with signs. They didn't like the strike. And it says they were pissed because Harold, Dennis, and the other bigwigs continued to get paid. Oh, okay. Yeah. But they're apparently

1:15:52 They're both Trump's... everyone's a Trump supporter, including the rank and file and these guys. And I think... now this is... I gotta take too much credit for this, for the show, but when we brought up the fact that if they go on the strike and meat is reintroduced to the American market... It will lower the prices of beef, lower the price of groceries and inflation will go down. It will hurt the Trump campaign. We couldn't have that. Okay, okay. Two things start to make sense. One, Daggett, he needed to go beyond January then because, oh, I'm retiring. So there's that part solved. And then indeed it would actually benefit the Harris campaign.

1:16:41 But still, the real issue here, it seems so obvious to me, the deeper I look into it, it's the automation part. No, no, they don't want that. But we have to have automation in America. It'll happen. It'll be built in. No matter how much noise they make, what's going to happen is the employees kind of expire. In other words, you know, they've been there long enough. When they're removed, when they quit, when they retire, their jobs will be replaced by automation. So it's not going to hurt any current employees, the automation. Yeah.

1:17:18 Because in China, there's all this little, this crazy looking, I don't know what to even call them, these like, I don't know what to call them, but they carry around the containers around the yard. I got a note from somebody else who said, you know, this is, we need automation because you have to time it. You can't find your load. Nobody knows what the hell's going on. You sit in your truck driving around. It's terrible. And if you look at the port of Rotterdam, that thing's almost completely automated. They still have 4,000, 5,000 workers, but it's not 50,000. And the whole idea of containers was automation. It was stacking, it was simple. It was standardized. The container idea was a revolution and it was largely because you could automate it. Yeah, as opposed to loading, if you looked at the old movies from the 50s and you see how they loaded a ship with a

1:18:15 Bag full of shit. They dropped it in the hole and people sort it out. It was just a joke but compared to today. You're right, just dropped it. The claw opened up. Good to go. Yeah. So anyway, the good news is the economy is doing great. We had 250,000 jobs. Of course, if you look into the report, you see that 1.1 million citizens, American citizens lost their jobs or like, no, it was it was it was some it was like most of the new jobs are by non-citizens. And I have no problem with someone coming to America to work.

1:17:18 Because in China, there's all this little, this crazy looking, I don't know what to even call them, these like, I don't know what to call them, but they carry around the containers around the yard. I got a note from somebody else who said, you know, this is, we need automation because you have to time it. You can't find your load. Nobody knows what the hell's going on. You sit in your truck driving around. It's terrible. And if you look at the port of Rotterdam, that thing's almost completely automated. They still have 4,000, 5,000 workers, but it's not 50,000. And the whole idea of containers was automation. It was stacking, it was simple. It was standardized. The container idea was a revolution and it was largely because you could automate it. Yeah, as opposed to loading, if you looked at the old movies from the 50s and you see how they loaded a ship with a

1:18:15 Bag full of shit. They dropped it in the hole and people sort it out. It was just a joke but compared to today. You're right, just dropped it. The claw opened up. Good to go. Yeah. So anyway, the good news is the economy is doing great. We had 250,000 jobs. Of course, if you look into the report, you see that 1.1 million citizens, American citizens lost their jobs or like, no, it was it was it was some it was like most of the new jobs are by non-citizens. And I have no problem with someone coming to America to work.

1:18:58 But we know that the zone was flooded and we know the whole point was to... Wait, hold on a sec. That doesn't make any sense with good paying union jobs is all Biden ever said from his get-go. Dignity. Yeah. So Biden came into the briefing room. Not Joe Biden, by the way. As far as I'm concerned, this was daddy long legs. The guy's way too cognizant. He has some of the same stumbles that have been practiced over and over again. I just don't think this is our president. Anyway, he came in and said, that's all great. My name's Joe Biden. The president, with a rare visit to the White House briefing room, to hail good news on the economy. Rare. The nation is now criticizing. He has not been in the briefing room since his presidency. Ever. Ever maybe. Ever. That's not rare. It's ever. First time ever. My name's Joe Biden. The president, with a rare visit to the White House briefing room, to hail good news on the economy.

1:19:57 The nation has now created 16 million jobs since I've come to office. 254,000 of them added in September. The unemployment rate of 4.1% near a 50-year low. Wages rose 4% over the past year, meaning paychecks are growing faster than overall inflation. No! And the Dow closed today at a record high. We've gone from an economy in crisis to literally having the strongest economy in the world. And we've got more work to do. More work because many Americans feel like they're struggling to make ends meet with rising prices of groceries, housing and child care. It feels like it's harder to live. Everybody's scratching and scraping just to live. Still, some say they're finally starting to feel a difference. I feel like it's getting better. And one of the biggest risks to the economy, the ports

1:20:49 strike has been resolved for now. Shippers and dock workers agreed to an almost 62% pay raise, bringing longshoremen back on the job at least until January when they've agreed to bargain again over automation, ending the port strike critical for the economy and especially for small business like Three Moms Organics. This is such a relief knowing that this is been worked out for at least now takes a lot of pressure off especially because three moms are organic so they get all their crap from China is that is that why it's so good for them? I have no idea what they're going to point to. The timing also key as the southeast picks up the pieces after Hurricane Halim and will need significant rebuilding.

1:21:32 Yeah, there's a thing, there was a thing in that report where they said that unemployment is 4.1% of 50-year low. No. Within recent memory we heard 3.1, 3.5, 3.4, 3.6 all within the last year and now it's up to 4.1. How has that become a 50-year low? Also to say that wages have kept in check with inflation is a blatant lie. I mean, oh, if you're talking about money printing inflation, okay. But if you're talking about the actual inflation of prices, no. Four percent is nowhere near what you need. No. You need 20 percent closer to it.

1:22:18 Because they like to downplay, you know, they have to keep reminding people that inflation is cumulative. Yes. So yeah, it comes down, say it's 2.1%, but it was already 9 and 8. It all adds up. It's like they never show you and they show a graph, it goes down to whatever it is. Look at the lines. Look at the pretty lines. The line's down. The line's down. In fact, if you do cumulative, We're feeling it. I mean, everybody feels it. Oh, I've noticed my, my, uh, when I go to the vegetable store, uh, fruit market, it's, I used to pay for the same old, same old stuff. I always buy the same stuff and it was always like $30 and now it's always $50. It's always, everything's 20 bucks more. Yeah. Minimum. People of Fredericksburg don't even go downtown anymore. You want to, you want a glass of wine? 27 bucks. What?

1:23:11 Yeah, I've heard about some of these prices at bars for liquor. It's just like every time somebody tells me one of these for a beer, like 16 bucks for a beer? Yeah. So we have what? We have royalty in town that probably here. Sir Mark and Dame Astrid, the Grand Duke and Grand Duchess of Japan and all the islands surrounding the Japan Sea. Disputed. Disputed, yes, the disputed islands. And so we're going out to dinner tonight and then tomorrow night we're cooking for them here. I'm making them pick up the bill for tonight. I can't afford it anymore.

1:23:50 I'm excited to see them. Tina says, I should take a look at some of their architecture. Yeah, I haven't looked at their portfolio recently. Holy moly. I mean, they did the Cartier store. Well, they would be the type to do that. The stuff they do is so beautiful. They have this on your back porch. Sorry? Have them design, redesign your back porch. I can't afford them to design anything for me. They're going to come in, you just wonder what did two award, because they actually here because I think they picked up an award in Houston. And he has an OBE for his architectural work. He's like almost an actual knight.

1:24:36 We're actual knights. No, I mean British knights. You mean a British knight? Yeah, no, obviously they're not just knights, they're Grand Duke and Grand Duchess. They're Grand Dukes. Much, much, much bigger rank. Yes, much bigger rank. But hey, I'm just saying, I think they're going to come into our house and when you have these architects come into your house, they look around and go, huh. Oh, yeah, that's embarrassing. Exactly! Like, hmm, I wouldn't have made that choice. Yeah, okay. Who'd put the window there like that? And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage, say in the morning to you the man who put the C in the container automation, say hello to my friend on the other end, the one and only Mr. John Cena!

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1:26:05 Interestingly, we did. No, no, I'm getting notes from people who are interchanging notes with other people and they're actually for the first time finding out that they both listen to no agenda, which is kind of, yeah, it's kind of cool. It's always funny. Yeah. You do what? What? In the morning? In the morning? So those trolls are in the troll room and they are all listening live at trollroom.io or you can go to noagenda.stream either one works perfectly fine. This is a 24-7 operation though we come in on Thursdays and Sundays and we bring you our show live. We start at 1 o'clock and we end up whenever we're done usually about three, three and a half hours.

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1:27:33 Okay, good. Yeah, it only took what? 18 months? We're there, finally. The large language model has figured it out. We run the show value for value, which means 26th of October will be 17 years that we have never had a commercial. We've never taken any corporate money. It's all been time, talent and treasure from our producers, which we're very proud of. Someone sent me an early, early twit. A couple of clips, I didn't keep them. I have them, but I didn't bring them to the show. When Leo was still at the Brick House, I guess he's back at the Brick House now? No, he's at home. He's in the garage. And you were on the show, we were talking about different business models of podcasting. And it was so early, we weren't doing this show yet. And...

1:28:32 No, I remember during the cottage era when we weren't doing the show, but I think by the time the brick house came around we were doing the show. Well, it may have been the cottage then, maybe it wasn't the brick house. And you guys were talking about, well, what are the possible models and well, And Leo was like, oh, well, you know, we'll get enough money for advertisers. That'll happen eventually. And there was a lot of talk of donations. And it was kind of like, well, you know, we can easily get everyone to donate $4. Yeah. It's the same old, same old. It's the same old. It never works. And we started that way too 17 years ago. Like, hey, why don't you? No, no, it doesn't work. When you ask people just to send you value,

1:29:12 for the value received of the program, it's amazing what happens. It's a revolutionary thought. And I'm surprised that more people have not really picked up on it. I mean, there is... They have to be lectured on it. I've lectured people on this because they all say the same thing that you just expressed, which is, well, You know, I got 10,000 listeners and if all of them somehow, by the way, try 1%, think in those terms. That's a little closer to reality. If all of them gave me four bucks a show, that would be $40,000 a show and I do a show a week, that's enough to get, I'll make a lot of money. And it's like you won't get, that's never going to happen. No.

1:29:57 So we just only have 10,000 and you leave it wide open so they can donate what they want. Could be four, could be 10, could be 100, could be a thousand. There are people that have enough disposable income that they will gladly give you a thousand dollars. Yeah. And that is because value is different to them. That's what makes it so beautiful. And also people can just give us time and talent. I don't think we have... Have we ever built a website for this show? I can't recall ever building a website. Oh yeah, Dvorak.org slash NA. We don't have the password anymore, so we don't talk about that one. We don't talk about that one. Dvorak.org slash NA. That's mine. I still play the jingle at the end just to irk you. Because one day... I just put a forwarding thing. Oh please! Oh, okay. Will you have that done by the next show? It's so easy.

1:30:53 You just admit it. Is this working? I can't hear. Hello? Adam? You lost the password. Just admit it. Hello? Put a blink tag in there. I'd be very impressed. I don't think the blink tag works anymore. It doesn't? They got rid of the blink? I'm pretty sure it doesn't. They deprecated the blink tag? I think they took it out. That's no good. Yeah, I'd rather have a run. I like it where you have the running cat going from one side of the page to the other. That's my favorite. Good times. The cat running back and forth. And then there's a mailbox that spins and opens and closes. And remember... And the little red flag goes up and down. Don't you remember the under construction sign? Oh, they're still around. The little yellow and black construction wood.

1:31:45 Oh, our website's coming. It's under construction. We're building it. Yes, we're building it. Anyway, so no, we haven't done that. And one of the many ways that people contribute is through providing us with new album art for each and every single episode, which looks great in the rundown of podcasts. It looks great for promoting the show. It gives people a kick. And it's a fun little competition. And we have some very serious... I cleaned up the studio the other day. And I found Mike Riley books and just we have so many like that We have a pro comic guy who just like high-end Oh, we have a couple of high-end comic guys a couple of them and I was like this is and I keep all that stuff Of course, so they those guys don't give us the art for the show. No, no, no, no, they don't but but that's the level that we have a Riley does or used to he used to

1:32:35 You know I put that in a box and I like one day when I'm dead my daughter's gonna come in here like I gotta clean up this junk and throw it out. Exactly. What this is to say might be worse something but some guy scribbled his name all over it what good is that? What are all these coins? What are these coins with all this different stuff? These stupid coins from the CIA. These coins are no good. I got stickers, I got all kinds, I can just see her now. Bring out one of those containers boys! Get rid of this junk. Anyway, NoahArtGenerator.com is the website where you can upload and participate in this contest which takes place twice a week. And we want to congratulate the artist who brought us the artwork for episode 1700. Of course it was a big episode for us and Francisco Scaramanga nailed it.

1:33:30 He hates us by the way, I don't understand that. I don't think he really hates us. By the way, 1700 was titled Turban Tossing and I think we should keep an eye on that because that will be That will be the way the next, it will be the turban tossing revolution in Iran. And we'll be, we have a boots on the ground for my dude named Bahamut coming up after we thank some people here. So Francisco had automated containers, two robots carrying a shipping container that had 1700 on it. It was very traditional Scaramanga color palette, I would say. He has this kind of color palette with this greenish background.

1:34:11 The letters that have that little, what is the look I'm looking at here? It's kind of washed out a little. That's not the right term. Are you looking at it? I've got the old one here. I only look at it. What are you talking about? What is this guy talking about? What am I talking about? Yeah, he does have a... he's a pastel-y. He's a pastel-ian. That's what he is. Yeah, he's a pastel-ian and so he's got the blue sky is kind of a pastel blue. Pastel orange. Orange containers kind of a pastel orange. Yes. And uh... It's good. And then the 17... yeah, it's got that uh... what would you call that?

1:34:54 Dirty grungy grungy grungy grungy look grungy dirty Numbers that have been war shop worn yes, and I can tell you right now what I'm seeing coming in for this episode We're gonna be looking for an evergreen once we said no Star Trek stuff everyone gave up Yeah, it seems like there's nothing here. So keep trying. The artists, they do this while they're listening live, which is the beautiful thing about it. There was, let's see, was there anything else? There was a lot of butts, a lot of 1700, a lot of cheesecake. Was there anything else that we liked? I kind of like Nico Sime's signs.

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1:53:04 Oh, so the windfall would have more fruit dropping on the ground? Yeah, the big wind comes in and a bunch of fruit drops, so you don't have to go pick it. And you load up and you can sell it, yeah. It's a windfall profit. Fruit orchards in where? In Georgia? In California? Everywhere. Anywhere there's a windstorm. But I mean, where did, who first coined the term windfall? Well, now you're asking me questions I can't answer. Well, don't come to the table. You're trying to stump me. Well, don't come to the table, you're to come through. I don't have the etymology. I don't have the exact name of the orchard and the poor guy who had the windfall profit. Well, you read the next donation. I'll take a look. SDG in Oakland, California, 340. And this is 170. This is an interesting donation. It's 170 times 2 over 4 for show 1700. Oh.

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1:58:06 I mean, I can eat raw herring, no problem. Gefilte fish, no. That's just nasty. It's a test, Jesse. A test you've failed. Yeah, yeah. I've failed for sure. Thank you very much to our executive and associate executive producers and our Commodores who will be honored later on. We appreciate it. We'll also be thanking everybody over $50. And remember, any donation helps, even a sustaining donation, which you can find and enter at noagendadonations.com. Thank you again to our executive and associate executive producers of 1701. Our formula is this. We go out. We hit people in the mouth. I have a couple of WTF clips that are political. Okay, well, good. This is Harris in North Carolina 1.

1:59:09 Okay. Vice President Harris surveyed damage from Hurricane Helene in North Carolina and Piras Azfar Khaled has more. In North Carolina, Harris praised first responders and volunteers on the ground for doing God's work. The work that is happening here and that continues really is the best of what we can do to bring federal, state and local resources together. Federal hurricane recovery efforts are becoming politicized in this campaign cycle. Wait a minute, wait a minute. She didn't say they were doing God's work Exactly then why did and and why did this woman say them? What is this from is this NPR or what is NPR? And why did she then say was being politicized because she's politicizing it right there Horrible woman. I'm a pleasure you caught that immediate. Yes. I'm like God's work. Yeah go Jesus what?

2:00:02 She said nothing about God. She's an atheist, come on. She's a communist. Marxist. It's the opposite. Yeah, well you have to be an atheist to be a good communist. Yes you do. Well here's part two. The Republican presidential nominee has criticized the Biden administration and made some false allegations about the government's response to the disaster. Harris did not publicly speak to the misinformation during her trip but while she was in North Carolina the White House issued a statement about quote fighting Hurricane Helene falsehoods with facts. Asma Khalid, NPR News. What? Wait, what false? What is he, what's she talking about? The same woman now she's saying that there was false information without telling us what it was.

2:00:44 Oh, Trump's saying false information. What? Is this just like a throwaway report? They just do this 22 seconds from time to time on NPR? Just throw it in there? Yeah, it's just so they can slam Trump. Oh man, very strange. If you want to play weird clips, I still have... No, I don't really. Oh, okay, good. Well, let's play a couple. I'm glad you're on board. Well, no, I want to talk about Iran and Israel and all the important things in life. Iran, I've got an Israel clip but it's not gonna be, follow whatever you have to do. Okay, a back rounder and if you really want to know what the intelligence community thinks you got to bring in Richard Engel from NBC. Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei led Friday prayers in Tehran today for the first time in more than four years. He said Iran is ready to strike Israel again if necessary.

2:01:41 To drive home the point, the 85-year-old cleric clutched an assault rifle. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is at war with Iran's network of allies. The main battleground is Lebanon against Hezbollah, which has been attacking northern Israel with rockets for nearly a year in response, the group says, to Israel's war on Gaza. Beirut is now rocked by Israel day and night. Here, Israel targeted what an official said was a meeting of Hezbollah leaders. In southern Lebanon, Israel is trying to carve out a buffer zone free of Hezbollah.

2:02:20 Israeli strikes are taking their toll here. The city of Tyre, one of the biggest cities here in southern Lebanon, has effectively been evacuated. There are very few civilians left here. Hezbollah has taken a beating in recent days, but the group remains intact. And every day down here we have seen and heard outgoing fire. Lebanese officials say 1,400 people have been killed. In Israel, Prime Minister Netanyahu and his war cabinet are still deciding how and when to respond to Iran's missile attack. That decision will be felt across the Middle East and beyond. Yeah, this is the big one now. How is Israel, Israel, how are they going to respond? Are they going to blow up the oil? Are they going to blow up the nuclear? Are they going to do nothing? Are they going to just blow up some more pagers, some more radios? What's going on?

2:03:10 I think we should have a betting pool. Well, let's see what Trump has to say. That's the thing you want to hit, right? I said, I think he's got that one wrong. Is that what you're supposed to hit? I mean, it's the biggest risk we have. Nuclear weapons, the power of nuclear weapons, the power of weaponry. You know, I rebuilt the entire military jets, everything I built, including nuclear. And I hated to build the nuclear, but I got to know firsthand the power of that stuff. And I'll tell you what.

2:03:48 We we have to be totally prepared. We have to be absolutely prepared but when they asked him that question the answer should have been hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later and That's why they should if they're gonna do it I like how Trump kind of interchanges nuclear power with nuclear bombs And you know just this whole back and forth and of course nobody wants to yeah nobody wants to hit the oil because then the oil will skyrocket and that's That's going to hurt Biden short term and Trump long term because no matter what he does, his 18 month promise won't happen if they blow up some Iranian oil rigs and refineries or whatever. That's no good. So the question is, CNN poses to former US ambassador to Syria and Israel.

2:04:43 Is this political? Is this by any way political? Is Netanyahu taking advantage of some political cycle going on in America? Sir, what do you believe are Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's imperatives here? And I think my sense is... What's his thought trajectory? The central question is, is the Israeli Prime Minister Taking advantage of the fact that there is this heated, we are in the heated final days of a U.S. presidential election, is he pushing forward more aggressively in part because of that? Absolutely, Casey. I think that he feels he has a relatively open field because of our upcoming presidential elections.

2:05:29 It's very difficult for the Biden administration on the cusp of a very tight presidential race to alienate certain important constituencies on our country, both the American Jewish vote, the Arab, American Arab vote. in battleground states. So he knows the American political scene very well, like the back of his hand. And I think he is taking advantage of the inhibitions of the Biden administration to be more assertive in reining in what he has been doing in really asking for total military victory in Gaza and now attacking Beirut and Southern Lebanon.

2:06:16 So that obviously is a consideration. It is in his personal interest to continue the warfare into certain measures. That was totally boring. I'm also apologetic that I brought that. You did just a minute of my life, I'll never get back. It's longer, it was a minute and a half. So, but I did use the term, unless you slipped it in, thought trajectory. I slipped that in. I slipped in thought trajectory, please. Because the stupid Casey Hunt is like, one can't remember, right? Thought trajectory is what you just want to say. I'll read the, you know, our theory, our working theory, which can change, but our working theory is this is all part of the West Clark 7. The idea is to get Iran. We already have the turban tossing happening. We need regime change and some of the players may already be dead if not they are on the hit list. Very similar to what happened with Hezbollah.

2:07:13 and the exploding, the pagers was one thing, I think the tactical radios, that really took out some dudes who were important. So speaking of dudes, we have a boots on the ground from dude named Mohammed, he's in the region. And would you explain why we put so much weight on his reports? Well, he's the OG dude named Muhammad for one thing if it's the same guy. And he seems credible. I don't know what you're wanting me to say. About how people talk in the region.

2:07:50 Oh yes, they gossip a lot. If you go, if you're in the Middle East and you go to a cafe or even hang out with a rug salesman in Turkey, all they do is gossip about politics 100% of the time. It's like, it's like what we once in a while, oh don't talk politics at the dinner table. Oh no, that's not the case in the Middle East. No. That's all you talk about. So we are thinking... Is that what you were looking for? Thank you. I'll cut out the part where I explain my question. No one will ever know. It'll be seamless. We edit this show down to nothing. The post that goes into this show is unbelievable. No one ever knows. ITM gents, here's my humble analysis of the situation, having a good understanding of the region, US and international affairs. It seems that this is ramping up to cleanse all Iranian proxies before January 2025.

2:08:44 This explains the Trump-Netanyahu meetings which were at Mar-a-Lago and will give both something to brag about. Trump ending a huge conflict from day one and Netanyahu emerging like a national hero. This will revive a new Abraham Accord. With friendly neighboring countries, we've already heard Bibi talk that way towards the Iranians. Minimal threats for new beachfront properties and shining pipelines. Hezbollah will be completely eliminated and I believe there will be a new leadership in Lebanon, could be supported by the Lebanese military, which will guarantee support by Gulf nations for a stable and friendly Lebanon.

2:09:21 Syria, on the other hand, will most likely end with a military coup with a friendly military leadership just like Lebanon. The same will be repeated in Yemen. Iraq is already halfway there with a couple of militias to be pushed aside and no strong or charismatic leader for the proxies. In this part of the world, people look for a singular leader and the proxies lost a lot of them recently. During this Abraham Accord 2.0 stage, Iran will be isolated, sidelined, and ready to be internally rebelized through turban tossing and TikTok videos. Turban tossing and TikTok videos. It's too long for a title, but that's basically it. And that will finally end the West Clark 7. You know, I was thinking about this.

2:10:09 It's a good note. It's a great note because it you know, and yet kind of have if you add Putin and and Ukraine to the mix, let's just let's just take a look at what happened since 1991 in American foreign policy. In 91, the wall came down, the Soviet Union ended. And I think from that moment, the United States, you know, the government was like, yeah, we run the world now. We don't need anybody. There's no one's around. Putin, there's no guy to do anything. Russia's weak. They got nothing. So in 1992, Paul Wolfowitz creates a defense policy for Cheney, who was then, some people don't remember this.

2:10:53 He was the Secretary of Defense for Bush 1. Then we get Clinton in 1994, a Democrat now, so of course everything's going to change, sure. NATO would expand to Ukraine, that actually became public in 97, despite what we had promised Gorbachev and before that Yeltsin. We said, we're never going to expand NATO, don't worry about it. Yeah, it was a promise by Jim Baker. And then who came in as Secretary of State under Bill Clinton? Madeleine Albright, another fine specimen. In 1998, Clinton already had published the policy document to replace Saddam Hussein through regime change. But don't worry, we'll get to that later. Then we have the first war in Europe after World War II, which people don't really want to credit it with. That was the 1999 bombing of Serbia. Again, Madeleine Albright, Clinton. Wasn't she out there saying, hey, if we got to kill some children, it's okay?

2:11:48 I recall her saying something like that. And I recall the errant missile that found its way into the Chinese embassy and blew it to smithereens. Yes. No, she said that later. She said later. Here she said, we have heard that a half a million children have died. I mean, that's more children than died in Hiroshima. And you know, is the price worth it? I think this is a very hard choice but the price we think the price is worth it. Uh-huh. So there you go. That's Madeline Albright. That's a great clip to have on the ready. That's Madeline Albright. That's a good one. Now at the time during the Clinton, Bill Clinton, our sax playing, boxer wearing Bill Clinton, Democrat president

2:12:34 Who is number two in the State Department Russian policy? Come on everybody, it's an easy question to answer. Victoria Nuland, yes. She was in there in 1999. So then we get Bush in after the disaster. She was thin and kind of pretty. She was well in an odd kind of way. Yeah, yeah, but she was. So then we have Bush coming in 2001. He came in of course in January before 9-11, but don't worry there's only a couple months. This is George W. Bush. Newland then becomes deputy national security advisor for Who was the vice president? Oh, there's Cheney again. Oh, what a surprise. Of course, then we read of the project for the new American century, a subtitle, Rebuilding America's Defenses. We get 9-11.

2:13:23 Whatever happened, how that happened, WTC7 won't go away. And this became the public relations move to start all of the wars. Of course, we know West Clark 7, the big ones by 2003, we needed to have Iraq, Syria and Iran. In 2004, this isn't discussed very much, seven more countries joined NATO. Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Bulgaria, Romania, Slovakia and Slovenia. Remember, no expansion Russia. Now, who was ambassador to NATO in 2005? You'll never guess. Who? Victoria Nuland! Wow! What a surprise! Oh my god, you're kidding! Then we have in 2008, well, that Bush was no good. Let's bring in our hope and change. Here's President Obama. And who becomes Secretary of State under Obama?

2:14:19 Hillary Clinton. And who is the spokeshole for the Secretary of State Hillary Clinton? Victoria Nuland. She gets a lot of work. She does. Then we switched out Hillary for watermelon head Kerry and Nuland became Assistant Secretary of State and the point person on Ukraine. So then 2014, Victoria Nuland coordinates the coup. We have her on the phone call, F the EU, hey, clutch! And then with our CIA director somehow for some reason in Ukraine hanging around eating donuts and cookies, and oh we'll bring in Biden, he'll midwife this thing, he'll lube the baby, it's all gonna be great. Who else enters the scene?

2:15:08 Sullivan, Blinken. So we got the whole team in there. Now, Trump comes in in 2016 and I mean, I think he was still kind of perpetuating this policy by reluctantly, I guess, but eventually sending arms to Ukraine, though not of the nuclear variety. And he thought he had a pretty good relationship with our dancer over there, our actor Zelensky. And right away, of course, it was a horrible phone call, and he's no good. They went crazy over Trump not wanting to do what they wanted him to do, but he did relent a little bit.

2:15:55 So then we get 2021, Biden, who remember he helped overthrow Ukraine, you know, all kinds of shenanigans with his kid. And again, Sullivan and Blinken, everybody's in. Putin even tries to get a peace treaty. Oh, let's send in Boris Johnson to intervene. It's the same policies, the same people. And again, Nuland got promoted. She was on point for the war of 2022. Biden calling for regime change in Russia and now do we understand and do we find it strange or not that Dick Cheney endorses Kamala Harris? Wow, this is like a shaggy dog story. That was good. Thank you, thank you. This is the reason. I like the way you wrapped it. I was waiting. You're waiting. Well where's he gonna end it? He better end it now.

2:16:43 I was thinking, where's he going with this? I thought it might be something just a minor thing, but to bring it back to Cheney and him endorsing Kamala Harris, which is an abomination for any Republican at his level. Exactly. Yes. Congratulations. That's one of the best tales you've told so far. It was a good one. A rare compliment. It was worth complimenting. It was good. Yes, indeed. In fact, you nailed it. Thank you. And our dude named... people are feet on the ground, our dude's name, Mohammed, and everyone knows this is going on. Anyone who's got a clue knows this is going on and that people in the Middle East, generally speaking, can see through a lot of this stuff. I remember I was in Holland and

2:17:30 It was Bush one and who was he running against? Who was the Dukakis was it? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, I think was that the caucus in the tank? That's it. And I remember being, you know, my buddy Ben Ben Cohen who had the swarmer the swarmer joint. In Amsterdam, I used to talk about him back in the day, you may not remember. I don't remember. And well, this is before we were doing the show. Oh, well I definitely won't remember that. No, but I talked about him many times after. It doesn't matter. And that was, you know, I was young, I was on TV, I was popular, I'm like, yeah, I'm in Teen Beat magazine. Oh yeah, you're a hot, you're a hot, hot, hot. I'm a hottie, I'm a hottie, yes. I'm the heartthrob of the week.

2:18:13 in the Dutch tiger. Now you're 60. Yeah. Don't get me started Jason. Now you're the same age as Walz. I'm actually, I think I'm a little older than Walz. I think he's 59. Well that guy looks like he's 90 so you're in good shape. And so this is kind of a hat tip to our dude named Muhammad. So Ben and his brother, I learned a little bit of Hebrew, you know, because he was a real Israeli. Now, Shirutim, all these important words. I ate apples with honey on Rosh Hashanah. But he and his brothers were always talking about politics, always, always, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I couldn't understand most of it, but I picked up a lot along the way.

2:18:56 And I remember on... Now you do it for a living. Yes, always had the TV on, always on CNN. And so, and I knew nothing about the world. I knew Tina Turner, David Bowie, I was on top of that world. I knew nothing about what was happening. And there was Bush, I think either, I can just remember it. I'm in his living room like, he says, oh, there's that Bush. He said, yeah, I think it'll be good for America. And he looks at me, his head whips around, what? He's the biggest criminal in the world! Don't you know that he owns all the oil and... And I was so... I'm like, really? I had no idea. And I think most of the world is like that still today. Watch the Today Show. Read your People magazine.

2:19:44 And so, yes, people in the region have known this forever and have discussed it and it's been withheld from us and still is. No, it has to be withheld from us. And just as a little extra bonus... It has to be withheld. Hello? And along the same sidetrack, and now you kind of understand why Victoria Nuland is so beside herself about Putin because She was part of the you know, we we we own the world. We are the world. We are the children We are running the show this and what what is this guy? He's ruining it Not just that is a troublemaker. We were raping that we were raping Russia. We had our everyone was in there making money good We would yeah, but with all everyone got kicked out

2:20:28 Yes, they did. Everyone's paycheck got slashed and you know it was a great... All the NGOs kicked out, all the connections to the oil industry kicked out. It was a great gambit while it lasted and then this Putin guy came in and ruined it and you remember how Biden and we've forgotten about it, but the narrative was, all right, CIA, if you're in Russia, you can contact the CIA. You can work for us. And Putin, oh, he's got cancer. He's got Parkinson's. He's not going to last. Oh yeah, he got into a train wreck, he's almost dead, he's got a broken back, he got into an accident. He doesn't look good, it's no good. There was a million things wrong with Putin. Yeah, they can't even do a proper regime change anymore, you know why? Because the Russian people like him. They actually like us! The Russian people are like, yeah, we like you guys, how you guys doing America? Send some more MTV our way. We love your Dr. Pepper.

2:21:22 And McDonald's we just changed the name Nick Donald's The ski Nick Donald's ski, so we're not falling for this nonsense Which just as an aside started 33 years ago, just throw out a little magic number for you. There you go That's a it was a good little exposition there. Thank you I have a surprising clip here since you brought this in the last week and The third hour of the CBS This Morning, is that what it was? That horrible clip? CBS This Morning's new third hour with the two dingbats. And one of them, by the way, the guy...

2:22:03 Dokuple or whatever his name is, is married to Katie Turr. Really? And he's had a vasectomy and he brags about it. Does he look like a lesbian? Not yet. It's for fairly recent. So he will slowly look like a lesbian. It's coming. It's coming. And I was looking him up to do some background on him and Katie Turr was way... it seems that she was raised by two lesbians. Well her dad is trans. Well okay. And And her middle name is Bear. Bear? B-E-A-R. Katie Bear Turd. Katie Bear Turd. There's an interesting documentary about her dad. He was a very famous chopper pilot journalist in Los Angeles. And then one day he decided, all right, now I want to wear a dress. I'm a chick.

2:22:56 Yeah. It's a very it's a things on YouTube. But then he married. Yeah, but I think well, I think she's estranged from him. Yeah, because she's estranged from one of the transphobe. She is. So yeah, she she she she likes it when it happens to little kids. She doesn't like it when it happens to her own family. That's that's what I said. No, that's it. Well, that's pretty. That was my takeaway. That was my takeaway from the documentary. I haven't seen this. It's on Netflix maybe. I've seen it. I was like, I have no idea. Yeah, she completely shunned him. Yeah. So what was the point of Katie Turner? I don't think daughters in general like the idea of their dad not being their dad forever. Yeah, witness Bruce Jenner and the Kardashians. They kicked him out of the house. Go live in your own house. Anyway,

2:23:56 They were having trouble explaining how airplanes work. Yeah, what's an airfoil? Well, turns out... Airplanes is a mystery. It's a mystery how they fly. Turns out this is indeed a mystery. This is from the Scientific American podcast, you know, Scientific American. Which is, and Scientific American around 1985 I think or 86 went woke. The magazine has been downhill ever since. Yeah. And it basically stinks. And they can't explain it. So this doesn't surprise me. They can't explain how it works either. How do planes stay in the air? Not even Einstein could figure that one out. After devising his general theory of relativity, he turned to a different problem. How planes fly. He even designed his own wing called the cat's back wing. But when it was tested, the unimpressed pilot reported that it flew like a quote-unquote pregnant duck.

2:24:51 Yeah. That seemed to have been the last time Einstein grappled with aeronautics. From there, he focused on other things, like finding a unified theory of everything, which apparently was easier than figuring out how planes fly. Now make no mistake, we do actually understand how heavier-than-air flight works quite well. There are two classical theories. Each is correct in application, but neither fully explains flight without leaving some unsightly loose threads. They are incomplete. The first dates to 1738 via the mathematician Daniel Bernoulli, who modeled air as a fluid. Bernoulli postulated that a fluid's pressure decreases as its velocity increases, and vice versa. So when air flows over a curved wing, it moves faster over the top

2:25:31 up in the bottom, that generates lift. But Bernoulli's theory did not adequately explain why planes can still fly inverted, or why their wings can work even when they're flat and not curved at all. The second theory of flight traces back to our good friend Isaac Newton and his classical mechanics. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, right? Well, air has mass, and so when air is displaced by a wing cutting through it, other air rises up underneath it, and that is lift. Newton's theory very nicely explains what Bernoulli's couldn't, like why inverted flight works and why wings of many different shapes can still let you fly. But it doesn't fully explain why there's a region of low pressure atop the wing during flight regardless of its shape. In many respects, modern approaches to modeling and explaining heavier-than-air flight trace back to these two

2:26:15 competing classic ideas. The problem is that real-world systems are messy and complex and defy being squeezed into a short, simple explanation like this video. So where does this leave us? While it may be true that not even aeronautical engineers fully understand how planes fly, rest assured they understand well enough to make flying in one very safe and very routine. I find it interesting that Scientific American was able to explain how WTC7 fell, but they can't explain why airplanes stay in the air. I find this whole thing somewhat anti-intellectual. Yes. These discussions that all of a sudden, why are they even talking about this? We know how they fly. Airfoils.

2:27:04 And yeah, you could say a plane can fly upside down if it has enough power. I mean a rocket flies, it doesn't have an airfoil. How does that work? Here's something I did not know until just recently. Fredericksburg, Texas native Jacob Brodbeck. Brodbeck? Who moved to Fredericksburg from Germany in 1846. In 1860, he flew with an airplane, with a wing. Now this is 44 years before the Wright brothers with their Kitty Hawk design. And a model of this airplane is at the Gillespie Airport FBO. Now it only, he only flew for 100 feet until he crashed into his brother's chicken coop. But he did fly before the Wright brothers and they used the same, he had the wing design.

2:28:04 He had a giant spring, where the Wright brothers had a bicycle mechanism where they were pedaling. He had just a prop with a spring, so it went brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Hey man, I invented podcasting before you did. At some point, they've been trying to cut you out of the picture. Forever. Forever. If it wasn't for me promoting you. I appreciate it. On the Wikipedia. Relentlessly, I might add. On the Wikipedia for podcasting, there's people like, no, I digitized my radio shows on cassette and I put them on the internet and I invented podcasting.

2:29:05 Yeah, there'll be a lot of that. Oh, there is a lot of that. It's okay. There's no check in this, by the way. There's no check. There's only the honor and even that, even that's taken away from me. They tried to anyway. Yes, they did. Let's play a couple of TikTok clips. Oh, why not? It's been way too long since I've had some TikTok clips. Yeah, I love these TikTok clips because TikTok is really the voice of the people. The voice of the people. Yes, and as we know, TikTok and turban tossing will take down the Iranian regime. I have two. Okay. I have what's called a blam man, but it's a black man. He's a black guy.

2:29:49 And he's just speaking sheer logic. I sent this to Moe and he said, yeah, well, you know, some people have a clue, some people don't. Why did you send this to Moe? And what did Moe say? I said, what do you think of this guy? Okay. and use it to cope with their problems, then put them in prison. I would turn black women against black men, making them disrespect them and hate them. I will use black celebrities, daytime TV magazines and media to help push this. I'll then poison their food and make it cheap so that poor blacks can afford to buy it, which will slowly kill them off. Then I'll implement liberal politicians and celebrities. They'll sell them truthful sounding lies. They'll pretend to relate to them. They'll make them think that Republicans are only for the rich and we're for the poor. Even though

2:30:52 live in big houses and safe neighborhoods far away from you poor blacks. And for my final trick, I'll cut them off at the source. I'll stop them from reproducing. I'll make abortion their get out of jail free card. I won't even have to kill black people. I'll just stop them from ever being born. And I'll make sure black women have abortions at a much higher rate than white women. They'll never suspect a thing because we'll make up some catchy slogan, something like my body my choice yeah that'll get em we'll keep them broke emotional childless and fatherless and the best part is they'll still vote for us

2:31:29 Well, congratulations. You just summed up 100 episodes over 350 hours of MoFax with Adam Curry in one minute and 28 seconds. Yeah, he felt this is similarly. I'm sure he did. So that was that. And the other one I have, which is You know, over the dinner table this last week, we had JC lamenting, and I think it was backed up by pretty much everybody, you can't hire Gen Z people. because they're asocial, they're not socialized correctly, they're dumb, they don't know that you should show up for work on time, they feel that they should be getting more money than they're getting, and it's just the whole thing is a mess. And I thought that this woman and her quarters lament pretty much exemplify what I would think was a Gen Z dummy.

2:32:27 Here's a, I'm an idiot and here's why. My laundry machine takes quarters. Naturally, I'm like, where does one just get quarters? So I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go on Amazon. Buy quarters. You can buy like rolls of quarters on Amazon. I'm like, perfect, I'll do that. And it was like 72 rolls for $10? The math doesn't equal that, but that's a score. Like I'm getting, 17- 72 rolls of quarter sleeves with quarters in them for $10. Like, I'm like, okay, stupid. Amazon's losing money. Get the package. Empty. It's just 72 plain quarter roll sleeves with no quarters in them. I don't really know what I was thinking.

2:33:33 I just went to Amazon. You can buy $10 worth of quarters, 20-24, uncirculated quarters, I will say, $24.99. And yes, $9.99 for 72-piece Perform Coin wrappers. Yeah, she figured that the rappers came with the quarters in them. For $9.99. Well, that doesn't make sense, but they're taking a beating. I'm all in. This kind of idiocy is beyond me. Not all Gen Z are idiots, John. And many of them listen to our show. No, we have... No, there's no such thing as an all idiot generation.

2:34:21 It's just that there's too many of them. And the people, the ones who listen to our show who are sharp, I'm assuming, I think most of them are, they all agree with this. They don't vote, so it doesn't matter. So California's got the plastic bags. I got a plastic, couple of clips of the plastic bag. You know, we had made plastic bags illegal. Yes, yes. And then we made them illegal again. Why did we make them illegal again? We made them illegal in 2017, 2018, I thought you made, so can you use paper bags or not allowed to use paper bags? No, paper is fine. Papers, but we used to always have paper bags before this, the plastic bag revolution. Wait, wait, wait. Are they completely outlawed or can you pay to use them? Well, this is all covered in the story. Ten years ago, California approved the first statewide ban on plastic bags.

2:35:15 And then something unexpected happened. Over the years, the state reported more plastic grocery bags in landfills. Now California is trying again with a new law. NPR's Bill Chappell has been reporting on this story. Hey, Bill. Hey, glad to be here. So, Bill, walk us through this new California law. What does it do exactly? Well, starting in 2026, When customers go to a grocery store or lots of other retailers, they're going to have less options than they used to have. They're going to need to pay at least 10 cents for a paper bag or put stuff in a reusable bag or just carry it out in their hands.

2:35:54 As we mentioned, California already had a ban. So what went wrong with it? The state was trying to ban the single-use thin bag that everybody has seen and likely used. But stores could give shoppers different plastic bags for a small fee, just 10 cents. But those bags were thicker, and in theory they were reusable. But in practice, that became an even bulkier type of bag waste. So those thicker plastic bags were like some sort of loophole for grocery stores or something? Well, that's how it kind of played out. You know, this law was first passed in 2014 and then there was this long delay of getting it actually in force. What basically happened was these thicker bags sort of came on the scene during that delay is my understanding. And the state's recycling agency, CalRecycle, says

2:36:48 Nearly 100,000 more tons of plastic bags went into landfills in 2021 than in 2018. So if the overall goal was to cut down on how many of these bags are going to landfills, it totally did not work. I blame the, I blame Californians. You guys are polluting the earth, you horrible Cowleys. I'm not gonna argue this point with you. This is no good what you're doing out there. This stupid idea of banning the little bags in the first place and then they get nothing but these thick bags which are now double use bags. You can use them over and over but nobody does that. They just throw them out. Yeah, or you use to pick up dog poop and then throw it out.

2:37:24 Yeah, well here we go with part two, just explaining just a bit more. And also took place just before the COVID-19 pandemic came in. Experts started wondering, like trying to figure out how the coronavirus was spreading. Reusable bags were actually banned from grocery stores for a while because there was a fear that bags could spread COVID-19. Okay, so forgive me, but what is so bad about plastic bags? The plastic bag industry says these bags are recyclable, but that has been something that's been said for years and not done for years. So when I talked to CalRecycle, the state recycle agency, they told me they had not identified facilities that recycle plastic bags in the state of California.

2:38:07 So, these bags are, you know, they're thin, they're soft, they're really hard to process. They tend to jam up equipment and that gets really expensive to fix and shuts down a line where people have to go in and manually like take stuff out. So, California officials are just saying there's a public perception in some quarters that plastics can be recycled really easily, but they're saying that's just not the case. How does this ban fit into the bigger fight against, you know, just plastic waste in general? There's a lot of momentum right now for taking responsibility off of consumers and shifting it toward companies like toward plastic producers and oil and gas giants like ExxonMobil that derive the polymers. So Governor Gavin Newsom signed this bill into law in late September.

2:38:56 And the day after that, California's attorney general sued ExxonMobil, saying the company has been deceiving people for years about how recyclable plastic even is. So this ban doesn't start to affect people in stores until 2026. So there's time for the landscape to shift some more between now and then. Oh, brother. Welcome to California. You know, I've stopped saying it. I mean, you're going to go down with that ship. You're going to go down. You're going down with that ship. Well, it's not going down yet. Since they brought up COVID in the beginning of that clip, I've been waiting to do this. And by the way, that was a reminder that if you remember the early days of COVID, if you touch something, you were going to die.

2:39:40 Yeah, and it was, I remember going to a grocery store and people all masked up and this woman with her husband and he grabbed some hamburger buns or something and she screamed at him. Somebody may have touched those, that packaging. And they were just freaked out over this. And this is the era when you have to remember the people wearing the mask, the visor, and blue gloves. Remember these guys? Yes, yes. I mean, I only remember them from pictures because they were in your land, in California. No, you had them too. No, well... In Austin for sure. No, Austin, yeah. I remember the day when I was like, I was so sick and I'm going into Whole Foods without a mask. I remember that day. And no one seemed to care.

2:40:33 Just one other guy looked at me. He didn't have a mask on. Hey, hey, I got your brother. Yeah, because everyone thinks you were carrying. Carrying disease. I've been waiting for a clip about this because I've been following it and I have no idea who these Japanese dudes are who's sitting at the desk in the panel. I know the story and the story is self-replicating mRNA. And so I keep getting emails like this is horrible, this is crazy, this is mRNA that replicates and that spreads to other people and it's a story, it's a story.

2:41:13 I could not get, because you know, it's a bunch of Japs. Sorry. I didn't mean for it to come out like that. Wow. They're just sitting there. There goes our audience. All three of them. How do I, they're just talking and it's all subtitled and voiceovers. I'm like, ah, this is no good for the show. And then I get a clip. It's from the Rescue the Republic rally, which took place in Washington, DC. Not a lot of exposure. I think there are about 20,000 people there, but it rained. So it kind of sucked. I think that really put a damper on the whole rally. But Dr. Malone, who doesn't know him, he spoke and he spoke about this very topic. So I wanted to share that with the group. So here's what's going on. I just came back from Tokyo where they had a 30,000 person rally because they're about to deploy

2:42:08 Self-replicating RNA vaccines Japan is being used as the guinea pigs for the world for this new technology The Japanese people are calling this the third atomic bomb This is being deployed in a cooperative agreement between a US company Arcturus and A Canadian company, I'm sorry, an Australian company called CSL and a Japanese company. Now the CEO of the Japanese company recently gave a press conference. What did he say? He said anybody that is spreading misinformation, we're going to go after him legally. We're going to try to have them jailed.

2:42:47 If you say anything against their self-replicating RNA vaccine technology that's never been rigorously tested, we don't know if it's going to infect other people. We don't know if it's going to spread. We know it's going to replicate. We don't know if it's going to get into the brain of the elders in Japan. But we do know that if we say anything about these concerns, the CEO is going to come after us and try to put us in jail. That's the new world order. That's what we're coming into. That's what they want to implement on us. They want to shut us down. They want to prevent us from speaking. They want to completely control the narrative, and they want to be able to deploy psychological warfare on all of you to control you, to train you to respond to the fear narratives about avian influenza and monkeypox and whatever it is they want to deploy next

2:43:39 in order to control you, in order to teach you to shut up, sit down, stay in your homes, and do what you're told. Now I'm not okay with that, and I don't think you're okay with that, and I hope that you join all of us in fighting this new tyranny. So, I don't know. Sounds a bit like they're gonna pull down the grid so we can't have votes. Sounds like bullcrap and some way or other? Well, Sir Mark and Dame Astrid will be with us. Yeah, ask them about this, about being jailed. First thing I'm going to ask if they have any self-replicating RNA on them because, you know, stay away. They're from Japan. I'm sure you can be certain they don't.

2:44:28 And then I have one other Big Pharma story, which as I was writing up the rundown for my clips and stuff this morning, I was typing too fast. And instead of Big Pharma, I wrote Big Harma. I'm like, oh, that's kind of interesting. Cute. Yes. This is the follow on from NPR about the failure of 23andMe. And they have a nice little intro here with a reminder of how stupid everybody was to go along with this dumb scheme despite warnings from your No Agenda show. It was an idea that caught on. Pay about a hundred bucks for a saliva kit and weeks later learn all about your ancestry. The company behind this, 23andMe, was a hit.

2:45:15 It was worth billions, Oprah raved about it, and countless people took to social media to share their experience, like TikToker Danielle Edwards. More than 14 million people spit in a 23andMe tube. People were holding spit parties. The company was part of the zeitgeist. there was one big business problem. Nobody needed to do a 23andMe test twice. It was one and done. And now 23andMe's stock is worth pennies. Financial news networks like CNBC have been blaring the news. It has since lost 99.9% of its value from a $6 billion market cap peak. Then there were two other big blows. Last year, the company was hit with a major data breach of customer passwords. And last week, its entire board of directors resigned.

2:46:12 Some analysts say 23andMe could go out of business by next year, which raises the question, what's going to happen with the genetic data it has from millions of people? So we never realized at the time, and I'm kind of mad at myself for not saying what kind of business is this where you only have your, there's no repeat business for customers. You spit once and you're done. Once you got everybody to spit, what else do you have? And we did shortcut it. Yes, it was an obvious short, but or a put. Whatever the case, it's possible that if they had marketing people there that knew more than, you know, Sergey Brin, they would have come up with other things, other ancillary products, other things they could do

2:47:00 other services they could provide. Because when you have a customer, you capture a customer, you should be able to sell them other things. Books, I mean anything. But they did nothing, it's their own fault. Most businesses are one and done if you take it to a base level and they come up with other ideas. You get your repeat customers not necessarily from buying a second car from your brand. So they didn't have any skills. Right. And the big joke for us was, oh, you're going to do the 23andMe? I'll bet you that there's at least 1% Ashkenazi Jew because everybody had some Ashkenazi Jew in them.

2:47:46 And now the question is, what is going to happen to the data of your DNA? Well, here's the answer. Even if the company goes under, that data could change hands. That may surprise some customers. They might believe that the information is more protected than it actually is. That's Anya Price. She's a law professor at the University of Iowa's College of Law who focuses on genetic privacy. She says federal health privacy protections like HIPAA don't apply here, since 23andMe is outside of the healthcare realm. What the company does depends on what customers agree to when they signed up for the service. Some states, like California and Florida, do give consumers rights over their genetic data. If customers are really worried, they could ask for their samples to be withdrawn from these databases under those laws. When I asked her

2:48:29 23andMe what it plans to do with all the genetic data if it goes out of business, a spokesman wouldn't say. But he did mention a partnership with pharmaceutical giant GlaxoSmithKline, or GSK, which has been analyzing the data to try to find medical breakthroughs. 23andMe says 80% of customers opted into this kind of research when they signed up. The company says the data is anonymous. Prince thinks if people now are second-guessing that decision, they might be out of luck. I couldn't go to GSK and say, hey, my sample was given to you. I want that taken out if it was anonymized, right? Because they're not going to re-identify it just to pull it out of the database. The 23andMe spokesman said the company is committed to being transparent with whatever happens to customer data, saying its core value is, quote, behind every data point is a human being.

2:49:16 And there you go. You're screwed. GlaxoSmithKline has it. How are you screwed? They say it's anonymous. Tell me how you're screwed. They say it's anonymous. I'm not believing that. Well, let's assume it is anonymous or not anonymous. How are you screwed? If it's not anonymous, you're screwed. If it's anonymous, maybe because they can create all kinds of things tailored for you to kill you. Who's they? GlaxoSmithKline. Why would they do that? How are you screwed? I think you're exaggerating. Well, why would Moderna and Pfizer create vaccines that kill you? I'm arguing for the sake of argument because I agree it's a dumb idea to give this information away because it could be weaponized in terms of a genetic targeted

2:50:05 virus that could be developed in China because you know if they against yes go ahead against against the general public is all white people against all black people yes I mean we've been trying to kill off the black population in Africa if you want to go conspiratorial since the invention of AIDS but they didn't for Dietrich they didn't spit in the tube You know, you get these people to volunteer their information, which is probably a mistake. Yes. And everyone put it out there on Ancestry and they all uploaded to all these open source databases. Well, that way they can find out who their relatives are. Yeah, which also didn't turn out to be such a great idea. Yeah, I found a relative. I found my relative. That guy's a douche. How many times I heard that story? Anyway, I played it more to say, listen to your NOA agenda show. We're not that dumb. We tried to protect you. I think so. We're here for you.

2:51:05 We only have one clip that I can play before we finish. Actually, it's true since you brought this up. Let's bring up the VAX clip. You know, they have to bring you know, we got to do people aren't taking up on the VAX. In fact, it's gotten out of control. People are so skeptical that we have this report. New data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention shows a drop in vaccination rates among U.S. kindergartners in the current school year. As NPR's Maria Godoy reports, the proportion of children with exemptions from vaccines rose to a record high compared to the 2023 school year. The CDC says about 127,000 kindergartners had exemptions from at least one vaccine in the last school year. That's about 3.3 percent of all kindergartners, an all-time high.

2:51:50 Overall, nearly 93% of kindergartners had all the required vaccines during the last school year. Vaccination rates against measles dropped from the year before and they remained below the 95% threshold considered crucial to prevent an outbreak in a community. Other CDC data show measles outbreaks are up this year compared to last year. The new CDC data show coverage with MMR, DTAP, polio vaccine and varicella vaccine decreased among kindergartners in more than 30 states. Ah, well we're getting through to them, finally. Did you have another one you wanted to play? Oh, you know, I mean we could skip it but let's see, yes I do have this because this really annoyed me. Somebody, one of our producers sent me this. This is from Nebraska.

2:52:38 Because when I heard this from Nebraska, Nebraska Public Radio, there's two gotchas in this little announcement. I want you, you'll spot them both immediately. It's about Nebraska's Black Maternal Health Month. Tuesday marks the beginning of Nebraska's Black Maternal Health Month. Advocates are using this time of year to bring awareness to health disparities among black birthing people. Nebraska Public Media's Cassidy Arena was at the launch event. The U.S. has the highest maternal mortality rates in the industrialized world, and Nebraska has one of the highest rates at 26.2%. This is what Nebraska Black Maternal Health Month addresses. Ashley Spivey is the executive director of the reproductive justice organization, I Be Black Girl. She says this month is the time to call for more support in black maternity care.

2:53:31 We have an opportunity to have impactful change today, not tomorrow, not seven years from now, but right now. We can make a commitment to changing the experiences for our black pregnant people and folks with the capacity for pregnancy and root that in joy and abundance. IB Black Girl will host maternal health events throughout the month, including networking events and community baby showers. I'm Cassidy Arena, Nebraska Public Media News. I'm very confused by this report. What exactly is going on? They're doing baby showers. There's a lot of virtual signaling about birthing people. Yes, I heard that. Birthing people. And the other one was at the end of the clip was was, oh no, the first one was birthing person. Yes. And then the other one was birth birthing people. I mean, they can't say woman, I guess, in Nebraska.

2:54:24 Uh, if you're black. I guess. Well they also can't say maternal then because maternal is very specific to matriarch. Don't they have to change that as well? I don't know what they're up to. I just found a clip to be one of those makes your teeth itch clips. I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fab. Yeah, on No Agenda. Well, if your teeth are itching, then don't worry. Help is on the way. We have the tip of the day. We've got our end of show mixes. We have all kinds... We got groovy stuff coming. We have Commodores. We've got the meetups. And right now, John is going to take us through to $50 of our supporters, our producers, for episode 1701, the Star Trek donation episode.

2:55:16 You know, this is a short, short list. It's like 12 people. But we'll start with Mount Shasta, California, and our producer there, who is Dame Danny, and she came with 1701. Did I get it? Star Trek. Got it. Dreb Scott. Hello, Dreb. Our buddy. George Duke at Large in Ocean Shrine, California. 1701. Yeah, beautiful. Brian Langsdorf in Buell, Idaho 107 49 he's got a note you can look at if there's anything important there He might have it. He's got a birthday call out for sure Let me check here I have it here he says

2:54:24 Uh, if you're black. I guess. Well they also can't say maternal then because maternal is very specific to matriarch. Don't they have to change that as well? I don't know what they're up to. I just found a clip to be one of those makes your teeth itch clips. I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fab. Yeah, on No Agenda. Well, if your teeth are itching, then don't worry. Help is on the way. We have the tip of the day. We've got our end of show mixes. We have all kinds... We got groovy stuff coming. We have Commodores. We've got the meetups. And right now, John is going to take us through to $50 of our supporters, our producers, for episode 1701, the Star Trek donation episode.

2:55:16 You know, this is a short, short list. It's like 12 people. But we'll start with Mount Shasta, California, and our producer there, who is Dame Danny, and she came with 1701. Did I get it? Star Trek. Got it. Dreb Scott. Hello, Dreb. Our buddy. George Duke at Large in Ocean Shrine, California. 1701. Yeah, beautiful. Brian Langsdorf in Buell, Idaho 107 49 he's got a note you can look at if there's anything important there He might have it. He's got a birthday call out for sure Let me check here I have it here he says

2:55:59 For my 75th birthday, I gift... For my 75th birthday gift, I asked my wife to donate the amount of my birthdate, which is 10749, to No Agenda and close as a check for 107.49.15 cents for handling. I hope this starts a donation trend! Well, thank you very much. Donate the date. That's right. Thomas Hurtado in Fontana, California comes in with 100. There's Kevin McLaughlin from Concord, North Carolina. He's the Archduke of Loon, a lover of America and boobs with 8008, a boob donation. Chris Terhart in Abbotsford, BC, 70. David Cox in Austin, Texas, 63, 25. Les Tarkowski in Kingman, Arizona, 60, 06, small boobs. Sir Tom Dari in DeForest, Wisconsin, 55, 10. Double nickels on the dime.

2:56:51 Mark Hardwick in Aledo, Texas, 53-33. Michael Gates, a 52-80. And now we have the long list of $50 donors, which consists of three people. Chris Conacher in Anchorage, Alaska, Alex Zavala in Kyle, Texas, and Carrie Jackson in Watertown, Tennessee. And that's our entire list. donors from $50 to $200. Very short, very small, very pathetic. Very demure, very mindful. But yeah, demure. And so I want to thank these folks. Thank everybody for helping, especially the Commodores, for helping us complete

2:57:28 show 1701 the Star Trek episode. Yes and thank you Alex Zavala who is of course Sir Alex Zavala. Somehow he never he never remembered to put that in there. Thank you all very much and as always our sustaining donors who come in under 50 or people who come in under 50 for reasons of anonymity since we don't read below that number thank you so much go to noagendadonations.com that is where you can support us. Time, talent or treasure it's all accepted but we do love you and you love us back Long time. Noagendadonations.com karma for those who need it. You've got karma. And I do need to hand out a health karma for Darren O'Neal's dad, who was in the hospital with congestive heart failure, possibly infected gallbladder surgery coming up in a couple of months. Ouch. Oh no, it's that from a couple of months ago. That might have done it. Oh my god. Let some bacteria travel to his heart.

2:58:24 He's had an... this is heartbreaking, literally. He's had an artificial vowel for 25 years. We'll know for sure tomorrow after another test. Either way, not great. Prayers for him, brother, and I'll do a real health karma here. There you go. You've got karma. And please again remember us, noaddendantdonations.com It's a birthday, birthday on Noah's channel. We have more birthdays than $50 donors. Ron Cooper turns 54 today. Ventana wishes her husband, Kevin Jones, a happy one, turning 36 today. Sir 1% turns 49 tomorrow. And Sir 1% wishes Vladimir Putin a very happy birthday, also celebrating tomorrow. Tyler Hooker says happy birthday to Donna Jean. His mom, Donna Jean Hooker,

2:59:11 Brian Langsdorf turns 75 tomorrow and Kevin McKenna aka Bab wishes his daughter Bab really Bob Bab his daughter Aniston a happy birthday she is turning eight years old happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe Title changes, turning faceless slaves. Nice changes, don't wanna be a douchebag. No douchebag on deck here, we have two title changes. Sir Ryan becomes Baron Ryan, protector of Central Oregon, and Sir Doctor 1% becomes Baron of Liberland.

2:59:49 The sir so he will be sir dr. 1% by count of Liberland there you go Thank you all for supporting us. Thank you for your birthdays. Thank you to the Title changes who of course have up their amount of supports to the best podcast in the universe and now it is time once again to welcome the new Commodores into the realm of Commodore ship here on the no agenda show Commodore Sir Ryan, Commodore Baronetus Bear, Commodore G, Commodore Clark, Commodore Indy the White Shepherd, Commodore Dude Name Ben Name Ben, Commodore Sir Dude Name Ralph, Commodore Cooper, Commodore of Dixie, Washington, Commodore Eric Curtis, Commodore Baronet Fly Knot, Commodore Title of the Practically Perfect, Commodore Duane Melanson, Commodore Sir Robertson of Two Sticks, Commodore Tabitha Soaps, Commodore Brian Telekey, arriving!

3:00:47 Go to noagenderings.com that's where you can find the information to receive your official pronuncication, your entire certificate. The paperwork. The paperwork, yes, that's what I was looking for. Hey, we have one night one dame to bring up on the podium. I gotcha, I got it right here at the ready. Very nice. It's Tabitha, Tabitha Soakes and Zach N. Come on up both of you. Joining the very exclusive group of the Noah, Jenna, Knights and dames. I am very proud to pronounce the K the as

3:01:24 Dame Tabitha, Keeper of Awesomeness and Sir Nanook of the West. For you we've got hookers and blow, rentboys and chardonnay, cowboy killers and calvados, apples and honey, grass finished rib-eyes and chocolate babka. Along with that we've got some redheads and rye's, we've got rubaness, rumen and rose, geisha, the sake, vodka, vanilla, bong hits and bourbon, sparkling cider and escorts, breast milk and pavloon, ginger ale and gerbils and of course the mutton and mead. And you also can go to noagendarings.com if you're not there for a Commodore ship by itself. That is where you can find our fine-looking No Agenda Knight and Dame ring. It's a Signet ring, so along with that we give you some wax to seal your important correspondence and also a certificate of authenticity. Make sure you give us a mailing address and a ring size. There's a handy ring sizing guide right there. Thank you all for supporting No Agenda! No Agenda! Yeah!

3:02:17 The perfect complement to your No Agenda show experience is visiting a No Agenda meetup. These are producer organized. They are organized at noagendameetups.com. This is where you will meet children from other lands. Some even walk off into the sunset together. There's never been a fight, never been any kind of fracas at a No Agenda meetup because everyone comes together, hangs out together and often wind up helping each other in trying times such as we've had recently. There is one taking, no, let's see, there's two taking place today. The TMI evacuation zone October surprise is now underway at Evergreen Brewing in Camp Hill, Pennsylvania. And the IndyNA tribal October surprise meetup also underway now at Blind Owl Brewery in Indianapolis, Indiana. Hello, wave back, it's usually about 100 people there.

3:03:09 And on Thursday, our next show day, the Northern Wake Public Slave Gathering will kick off at 6 o'clock at Hoppy Endings and that is in Raleigh, North Carolina. Man, that's a long list that goes all the way through to January. Let me see, there's a couple in Texas, Bedford, Texas, Bastrop, Texas. Also, of course, the big October 18th Fredericksburg, Texas meetup. Curry and the Keeper will be there. It's gonna be a hootenanny. And Florida is also working on a meetup. And they sent in their own little promo to make it official. Hey y'all, I just wanted to invite you down to the OK Gun Chorale for a day of shooting at the range in Okeechobee, Florida on Sunday, October 20th at 11 a.m. We're gonna have a professional with us, so don't y'all worry about a thing. Just come dressed to shoot some clays and don't forget to sign your waiver.

3:04:06 All this and more at noagendameetups.com. Yeehaw! Remember, guns good, knives bad. See y'all soon! They do a lot of interesting things there in Florida. Make sure you check that out. Thank you all very much for organizing your meetups. Thank you for attending them. You will enjoy this. It's like eating potato chips. You have one, you just can't stop it. You'll keep going. You'll go to every one single one around the world. There's at least 10 a week all around the globe. NoagendaMeetups.com. If you can't find one near you, start one yourself. It's easy. ♪ Sometimes you wanna go hang out with all the nights and days. ♪

3:04:45 And this is the portion of the show where we like to determine what we're going to play at the very end of the show, also known as the ISO choosing moment. We get them from all over. And I have two, you seem to have a lot of them. I have four. Well, why don't you play yours first? All right, well, let's start with Vegit. Vegit? Okay. Not my thing personally as a vegetarian. Okay. Okay, well, I didn't go over. Scandal. Scandal and redemption. It's not really floating my boat just yet. Okay, how about Howl? How do they do it? Okay, yeah, that's, it's punchy. Yeah, possibility.

3:05:43 Go with great podcast. Gah, great podcast. Well, I think I can compete with that. How's this one? I know about work. I'm a podcaster. Okay, so far that's a swing and a miss. And there's this one. The Borax scores! I don't even know where that came from. No. No. I think this one. I think this is the winner. Here it is. Gah, great podcast. That's the winner for me. You know what? You know what? It's clear in life. Do you know why? Because she says, Gah? No, because we do a great podcast. Hello! It's simple like that. Now, ladies and gentlemen, waiting for it, John's pro tip of the day. Great advice for you and me. Just the tip with JC. And sometimes Adam.

3:06:39 All right, pre-tip. I'm excited. Pre-tip? I got a note from Keith asking me, I recall mentioning something recently about a tool to save convert videos from other platforms into audio files. Not really. But I want to say if you want to, you got your stuff going on the computer, you want to convert to an audio file, get a free copy of Audacity. Oh, wow. That's your tip, huh? And then, no it's not my tip, it's the pre-clip. Pre-tip. Oh, that's a pre-tip. Okay, pre-tip. So, Audacity, you have to dick with the settings a little bit, but it will record system audio.

3:07:17 And then so you just play a video and you push the button and it'll record whatever is being played and it turns into an audio file. Then you can screw with it. I don't understand what this tip is. I'm confused. Well, he wants to know what he can use to play, to create audio files on his computer. Well, uh... What would you recommend? Well... No, but you didn't really explain how to do it. I mean you've got you've got to set up the output to the input Yeah, no as I said it's it takes a it's a little sometimes. It's complicated, but it will record the system's sound yes Yeah, you have to change a couple of settings here and there to get it to work on something I'm not gonna go through the whole thing these are tips They're not tutorials audacity. There's your tip

3:08:05 Hey, are you starting a podcast? You should get audacity is a tip Tip not a tutorial. That's my motto. All right. I need a new jingle everybody. It's a tip not a tutorial My tip real tip of the day. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I was a Jeez, that's a pre-tip. Okay. Well you confusing me now. We don't the pre-time you're easily confused So let's I just want to recommend a TV show. Oh Now, if you get over the air broadcast, which everyone should do, you get a cheap antenna and you stick it on, all TVs have a. 11 bucks, 11 bucks. Whatever, however far away you stick it on there and you point it at the whatever mountains nearby or wherever you got your transmitters and boom, you can get like 100 channels probably. And NHK is usually in the package. Oh. So NHK has a show that I can't recommend enough.

3:08:59 It's called Somewhere Street. And if you haven't seen this show, people, this is the travelogue show you wanna watch. Forget Rick Steves and all these people floating around. No, Somewhere Street is a fantastic show, because that's the way most people actually travel. It's some random guy walking through some town, asking people about this and that, and just having casual conversations. Actually, it's kind of, produced later as you can tell it's posted up as a cute for girls voice. Hi, how you doing? What are you doing? Oh, I can come into your house. They take you into people's houses, into the grocery stores, into it's just a fabulous travelogue show.

3:09:42 And if you can find it, watch it. It's a killer. I think that's an excellent tip. I'm going to do that because I have an over-the-air antenna. Thanks to you. I'm sure you do. Yes, of course you do. Somewhere street on NHK from Japan. Now that's a tip of the day! It's not good news, it's good advice. John C's tip of the day. What other podcast gives you viewing tips like that, I ask you? None. Only the best podcast in the universe can do that. With end of show mixes coming up, all about bombing. We're just gonna bomb them. Gonna bomb them hard.

3:10:21 We have, uh, oh, let me see who's up next. If you're listening at the Troll Room or No Agenda Stream or on the Modern Podcast app, don't tune out because we have a walk through the mind coming up next. I don't think I've heard this. Is this Billy Bones? I think it is Billy Bones. Billy Bones with a three for the E. And we look forward to, uh, Episode 1702, which we'll be doing for you on Thursday. I'll have a report. of Sir Mark and Dame Astrid's visit here. And of course we move on towards our 17th anniversary on the 26th of October. Right now I am coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in Fredericksburg, Texas, where they're taking down the grid. There'll be no voting this year. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where it doesn't matter if you vote or not because it's rigged.

3:11:15 I'm John C. Dvorak. We'll talk to you again on Thursday. Remember us at noagendadonations.com. Until then, adios mofos, a-hooey-hooey, a-hooey-hooey, and such. bomb them we need to kill and bomb them bomb them we need to kill and bomb them bomb them we need to bomb them we need to kill them and bomb them again I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna bomb, bomb I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'm gonna bomb, bomb the shit out of I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'm gonna bomb, bomb I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'm gonna bomb, bomb Now you're talking about

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