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2:30:48 And he says, no jingles. No karma which is cool Please knight me sir and he's got this weird spellings in it which she says is pronounced executioner executioner That's right NJNK And we see Justin Wynn from Kiamma Downs. It's New South Wales, Australia $500 and this is Australian dollary dues so we got a super deal on the knighthood this time but we have always accepted the dollary dues and dollarets thanks for shrinking my amygdala please knight me sir small batch bartender no jingles just some relationship karma please you got it Justin You've Got Karma
2:31:41 Rory Simelroth in Manchester, Tennessee. 460. It's time to show my support and claim the reduced price grocery outlet knighthood for accounting. My recent donation was set at 80-08 on Show 1287 a few Octobers ago please knight me Sir Rory of the Duck River. Karma only please! You've got karma. John Vincent is in Burlington, Connecticut 450 and he wants to hear Donald Trump. Don't just China ants and little girl yay I'm sure we can accommodate that in the morning gentlemen so far three ants Three ants what are the chances? Thanks for your excellent deconstruction of the news No fancy note here Just a long one and a heart and a heartfelt thank for the work you do it's so thorough It must be quite a task well it isn't not a task
2:32:44 It's not a job, it's a lifestyle. It's truly a lifestyle. October 23rd was my 40th birthday and I never had a fight! I keep... Oh anniversary? I'm sorry Anniversary and we never had- I'm saying you never had a fight! Fortieth anniversary holy crapamole God bless you. I keep hitting her in the mouth And she's responding slowly but steadily Bro How long how many years have been trying Hmm at first she thought I was listening to some nutty podcast But no more if you have American made do de douchings available. I am overdue You've been D douche we are definitely seeing the bottom of the barrel If you know and John if you know anything about Roma wines advertised heavily in old-time radio shows, I would love to know if it was any good And what became of them?
2:33:42 Well, Roma wines I think was bought up by Galler one of the big boys consolidated... a constellation or who knows. But Roma wines was a jug wine that was popular and jug wines were popular in the 30's right after Prohibition into probably in the early... they probably went out of favor in the 70's. You said a jug? A jug wine? A jug! A jug wine yeah. Was that like Chablis from The Jug? Chablis was sold as a jug wine, yeah. It wasn't Chablis by any means. No! Which is a French... No my grandfather would have these
2:34:17 like gallon jugs of Chablis. Yeah, that would be one... That would be like Roma. Roma would have a probably have a Chablis And he'd get that little you know the little ring that it has and put the jug on his shoulder to pour the glass. I've seen that! They used to sell jug wines at a number wineries around here until they all got all of a sudden beneath them yeah and some of these jug wine could be quite good Especially Zinfandel jug wines, which were sold by Viano and some others. And they were actually quite tasty because they weren't trying to make them more than they are and they would just make a nice clean wine and bottle it pretty...you know put in some stainless steel and then bottle it real fast so it's very fruity and fresh. Then became beneath everybody, nobody makes jug wines except jug wine makers who usually not very good product
2:35:08 Adam, I am somebody that is bothered by crappy sound. I appreciate your attention to the details other podcasts should be this high quality... By the way this is a very interesting part of this note Okay why? Because he's talking about people who actually are affected by sound being lousy Oh yeah! Of course, many people say that they have trouble listening to other podcast Because they are accustomed to our crispness or something like that. Well, it's my pleasure man Thank you I appreciate that as an audio guy appreciated he would like a Gawumpke and Moxie at the roundtable and Tucker the Coonhound will assist cleaning any leftovers Please knight me was Knight of the Baying Coonhounds You got it!
2:36:08 Uh, my mom used to make go wonky. So I was going what is good? What is good? One gets stuck stuff stuffed cabbage leaves with Polish dish and make some cook some beef with some rice and some seasonings in your 10 you steam some cabbage leaves and your rapid push the bumpkin there Make a little package and then you can eat it up and sounds delish They actually are good JD more in Jefferson City Missouri 400 bucks No jingles, no karma. Just happy to be at the round table title Sir JD of JC accounting below That's not his full title. No, that's what it looks like right? Tell me when I read Sir JD of JC accounting below. I think that should be his night name That's a great nightmare. I love though and that's all he's got Thanks J D Keegan Sullivan is in Peoria Illinois 370 dot 86 He says first off thanks for your dedication to your craft Your media deconstruction is 5 as s tier S tier S tier like s as an supreme tear
2:37:10 Keep up the outstanding work. I've been seeing 33's everywhere recently so i knew a donation was inevitable but when i saw the promotion in the newsletter, i knew that time had come The included amount 370 86 should be enough given the doubling effects this week to bring me up to knighthood accounting below I would like to be known as Sir Finrock and at the round table i would like subs and subs as in submissives and submarine sandwiches. You dirty boy, you! No jingles just to be sure to save me a piece of that general purpose karma at the end of the segment thank you for your courage and 73's future sir Finn Rock. You got it David Flynn 34567 El Paso Texas
2:37:54 Happy birthday, happy show birthday and thank you for 15 years of sanity. Your show is truly the air freshener among the stench of mainstream media." You know that's what we say! The donation finally brings me to knighthood please whip out your swords and grant me the title of Sir Carnivore Is My Personal Pronoun No jingles no karma no joke no kidding I realized i missed John Vincent's jingle sequence. Donald Trump don't trust China! China is asshole! YAY! He wanted the uh, china as asshole he wanted the little girl yay and also ants. I got ants. You've got karma. Alright back to where I was. I think Sir Fodfather
2:38:51 in Indianapolis, 34567. Gents, Sir Thod FOD, father here I'm not quite what he's getting at, but it's half. And if there was fear uncertainty and doubt that would be FUD. Happy to take this double credit opportunity for a switcheroo to raise my wife Doreen Tatnail to become a dame there in Indianapolis Indiana she is more than worthy she shall henceforth be known as Dame Doreen Adele of the snickerdoodles you bet she will Scott Hopper is in Brownsburg, Indiana 333.34 and he says John Adam with a double credit coupon this donation will bring me to knighthood Thanks for hosting the greatest podcast in the universe Please Knight me sir hop cam panner of the first turn very creative names today Thank you like it like it like it
2:39:44 Mark Hardwick in Aledo, Texas 333.34 also the same in the morning gents thanks for keeping it real mark hardway and Now we have Jonathan Greenlee from Arvada Colorado our favorite executive producer donation 333 dot 33 do I get any special music or are minstrels hard to find these days I have no idea what you're referring to. Anyways, he says Baron Harkonnen most productive spice Lord of the planet Dune hopes all had a happy Diwali and are now back to work on the spice harvesting rigs our heredity Hereditary titled goat sheriffs a benefit of baron status which not all may know Jeff a Mabel Tim Tim and Jerry are hard overseeing the local efforts and avoiding worms
2:40:41 We remain ever vigilant for any dukes named Leto that might try to buy out our leasehold. Double dose of stereo goat karma, please! We are telling the goats that they have full fidelity on the stream. Truthfully since Joe Biden increased wiring costs we split stereo feeds and have one line going to each goat but this will sound GOAT G-O-A-T to them You've got... karma. Wow what a note It's not often that I don't understand a single thing the note means. I think that was a guy says Colorado probably you know something to do with that airport Sam Onen in Eden Prairie, Minnesota 333 dot 33 and he has a nice notice says thanks very good anonymous Providence Village Texas three thirty-three thirty three from anonymous Thanks for the great show! I super appreciate
2:41:39 the short notes and lack of jingles in Karma. This is really getting us through this in a fun way! You guys are the best, this is producers who get it! Michael Jansack and Son Pre Wisconsin 333.33 and he's in the same league A&J, this donation takes me to night status with double credit promo definitely the best podcast in the universe He's not on the list No why not? To be at night I think we should put him on there as just sir Michael Jansack. Yeah, that's I'm sure and you know I'm sure there will be some Boo-boos that crop up oh There's got to be because we get nights of it coming out of our butts yeah exactly Okay, I'm gonna put him in And Michael or he'll be Sir Michael well just any could change that later We can falsify the documents
2:42:37 Backdate. The way they do in Silicon Valley With options, I know So what do you do with it? Where are mine is the question Carlos Areses in Miami FLA In the morning gentlemen please find my donation of threes. I appreciate the media deconstruction and your humor but i have a question is it allowed to promote an organization on the show because i will be raising funds in awareness for them on november 14th through 17th, I would love to introduce them to the listeners well you should have done it happy anniversary could you lend me a penny what can i say? I mean we're like that right? I mean we're pretty cool that way. A penny from my knighthood could we can we serve
2:43:19 Pan con bistec? Pan con bistec. Is that bread with steak and bread, is that what that is? That's what it sounds like. Pan con bistec at the round table and knight me Sir Ching for a name! Resist we much mofos lovers lit adios mofo no jingles no karma love you mean it thank you sir Sir Brad in LaGrange, LaGrange Kentucky probably LaGrange 333 dot 33 I'd like to I'd like to wish Dame Karen a happy birthday. Can you give her a biscuit and make this executive producership in her name? Switcheroo, we can do that. No switcheroos... Also happy anniversary no agenda thank you for your courage please give Karen Birthday Karma as well They always give me a biscuit on my birthday You got it and here's a little bit of that karma coming your way on Switcheroo Dunk You've got karma
2:44:12 Switcheroo completes. Beautiful! Mark Davies is in New Zealand, Mamaku 333 33 please accept my donation of 33... $333.33 New Zealand dollar-y dues yes we do accept them with the double up this takes me to knighthood please knight me Sir Mark of the Mamaku Ranges Blue Stilton and Glenn Livet at the roundtable no jingles. No karma may you never find an exit strategy God bless you both from Mark in New Zealand Thank You mark still it should be stilton what did I say? Stilton he says blue Stilton is what I said yeah, it's still that that's what I said blue Stilton Yeah, Glen live it mark Ken off in Portland Oregon 3333
2:45:02 I couldn't pass up the double credit donation deal. It's been far too long since i last donated and got him out of shook him out of the tree yep uh so please dedouche me you've been de-douched while you're at it Call out one of my co-workers, Wes in Tyler Texas as a douchebag. Wow... Stay safe! Mark Kenov in Portland Oregon Then we go to Jet Stichter maybe it's jet stigder but it sounds like a Dutch name to me Grand Junction Colorado 324.66 requesting an all American de-douching for Phil You've been dedouched
2:45:50 Okay, so Jet has split this up. 12345 for Phil I'll refresh for 6789 the 4 times 3333 for an unceremonial job firing in Europe from an oil and gas job good luck Europe! And a few other issues request house selling...house selling? Request health and house-selling karma yeah I got it all the way out. You got it, man! We'll do that for you. Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! Youth Thought Karma. I think he said Job didn't he? Yes, Job Karma yeah got it nailed it Corey Corey Cory Harrison in Kinston North Carolina 29292 first associate executive producer on this long list ITM my second EP credit
2:46:40 So AEP with this 2x knighthood birthday. Oh yeah, you would get bumped up okay 102677 roundtable request long weekend IPA and maybe some hookers and blow? What do you think my brother is still a douchebag? I'm a little confused here because he's not... Is he getting knighted And with the two ex... I'm not sure... There's the douchebag. We need to do that, okay. Well his total credit would be about 600 so it makes him an executive producer like all these people down in this list part of the list uh with 2x knighthood birthday list well i don't think he's on the list is he? I don't i don't think so Okay am i misunderstanding what he's saying then
2:47:39 Well, he's not giving us a name. Round table? Well he's got round table yeah He should be on the list because he wants around table request long you want some IPA and some hookers and blow well We already have hookers and blow that's coming And then he says he loves Justin thank you guys for your courage in the best podcast in universe right now But is he I don't think he's on the list is he United sir Cory Harrison I don't think he is cuz it wouldn't be we'd have some indication with the colors We got the birthday, we got the douchebag. And what's his night name? Just Sir Corey? Corey Harrison. Okay... Alright! My brother still... okay. Sir Edge, Knight of the Sasquatch Lands Linden Washington 282 with associate executive producership in The Morning Gents congrats on 15 year this should get me to knighthood
2:48:34 I'd love some yak karma. Thanks to my buddy Landon for hitting me in the mouth during the COVID times, i'd like to be known as Sir Edge Knight of the Sasquatch Lands Now is this another person who does not have a listing here? Three Sir Edges You've got... Karma Isn't he already Sir Edge He's already a Sir Edge so you should be upgraded I'm trying to find- Put this one into abeyance it's too complicated I'll say If you're Sir Edge, you don't get knighted as Sir Edge unless you've never been knighted but then you wouldn't be Sir Edge. That's the way I see it. We'll work on that we'll fix it man. Daniel Kaufman comes in from Menasha Wisconsin. I'm sure is pronounced Manasha 26333 Dan Kaufman aka Dank Steady On No Agenda Social Congrats
2:49:38 Thank you for your courage. Thank you we have Andrew Smith 250 from Indian land South Carolina no note Jim Tucker 250 from National Park New Jersey also no note so here's a double up karma for you both. You've got Karma And we go to Edward Tatnal, the Sir Fod... Wait a minute. Sir Fodfather's back? Baron of the Circle City in Indianapolis with another donation of $222.22 versus a row ducks He doesn't know how to stop he is out of control That's good Chance! A row of ducks to help celebrate 15 years of awesome media deconstruction as well as double credit elevating my status to baron It is not on the upgrade list I can assure you Oh my goodness Thanks again for keeping us sane and informed
2:50:25 Edward Tattnall, Sir Fodfather Baron of the Circle City. Okay this is okay I'm gonna go up and see what else you said there... Why don't you read the next one and all and i'll add him in here? Oh yeah! I was going to look for him on the first note to see what he said. Sir Andrew Alexander, Sir Alexander Scholesberger in Berlin Deutschland Yeah alright congratulations to Crackpot & Buzzkill your Quinceanero, you're quincinera from Sir Alexander Sulzberger in Berlin. Not sure what that Spanish word means? I like it though! Consulieri maybe? No, consuliere... No no, sounds like we're a couple of fruits. Sounds like a quince. You're a quince eater
2:51:19 Anonymous in Bonham, Texas with a full row of ducks. Thanks for all your efforts to bring us the best podcasting universe no jingles but please give an F cancer karma to my buddy Larry Berg and request positive waves from all of Gitmo nation for his recovery and that is from anonymous in Bonham Texas You've got karma Here we go with from Louisville, Kentucky to another row of decks from Sir Foam Finger number one which is a typical foam finger. 222 dot 2-2 Happy Anniversary Comrades! Jingles 1 Adam Curry is nut job 2 Yak Karma What is this? I never heard this jingle Yes you have
2:52:09 A row of ducks donation is an honor of my birthday and the roasted duck that I will feast on shortly. Please add me to your list around it." John, please suggest a value...I'm not saying cheap, really available wine that I can pair with my duck. Hasta la vista! You know what would be interesting with duck? Is a German Riesling. Not a red wine. Red wines goes great with duck but a German Riesling in this day and age should be dynamite with duck. Sounds good. Here's your jingles Adam Curry is a nut job Mr.. Mask it up who's all pissed off because Elon Musk now has changed his Twitter to chief twit Did you see that? Oh, no I don't know this more gossip Leo is like hey man
2:53:12 It's not cool man, you're stealing my brand. Well yeah it is actually a fact but he has not defended his brand that well. And continue. Yes Dame Beth Baroness of Baja Arizona in Tucson 222-22 That's it thank you very much thats what she sent us we appreciate it All right, so here we go. This is anonymous from Denver and it is a quite the note sent in with a check of picture Norman Falls on the cover which kind of cute and then I want to...I don't know but people should maybe... I'm thinking not use light red ink on red paper and expect us to be able to read it
2:54:03 scanned or not. I'm gonna try to get through some of it. Really you could read any of that? I couldn't read a single thing on this. I am sorry, very grateful for what you two do on No Agenda. It's been a year since I moved from a blue area to a rural area in a red state. I did it, didn't, didn't, I did it and didn't. I did not realize how stressful it was being surrounded by so many sheep! Life is good now building community with others
2:54:40 rational thinkers, other rational thinkers and of course those of the Christian faith. Your show helped me along the way to keep up so keep up the good work I will. I keep both of you and your families in my prayers." Oh thank you that's very sweet. No jingles! Sincerely anonymous Yeah, anonymous. Anonymous in Denver. That came through. PS to everyone listening go to a meetup! Thank you. He says he was a stranger in these areas and went to a meetup And now he's good to go part of the community in a red state how it works Joe Theriault is in Woodstock, Illinois 201 for associate executive producership in the morning slaves looking for some election karma as I run from my second term as McHenry County Clark visit I won't hiremywife.com To learn about my campaign
2:55:43 I'll bet you there's something to that. Yeah, I bet there is some competitor who has hired his wife Bonus points for some shares on Facebag Don't Bogart that Sharpton and drop a goat if you can. I love dropping a goat man no problem Adam Hollins in Dallas, Texas 200 bucks My V for a V contribution 200 bucks PayPal sell blah blah time perfectly for the 2x credit to get me The EP status is a long overdue. I don't even know what this list is gonna look like it's gonna have to have a Page for itself. Oh yeah, there's a long overdue Rogan donation seeing Adam Rogan donation
2:56:27 I'm seeing Adam on the JRE, finding NAP and never missing a show since. On my way to Baron status! Don't ever leave us JNA Okay, sorry don't you know she's like what was that Stephen King movie your biggest fan Yeah, yeah, I wasn't able that movie that it was a book wasn't there. Yeah, it was with Kathy Bates The chatroom will nail in misery seconds now the trolls misery. Thank you Gabriel Chapman is in Arvada, Colorado. $200 in the morning happy 15th anniversary thank you again for all that you do after several years of listening the show continues to provide much entertainment and enlightenment with this two hundred dollar donation and getting the 2-for-1 credit I can now claim the title of knight and you may dub me Sir Bacon as King surveyor of the legendary black bowls at The Roundtable! I would enjoy what else but bacon?
2:57:26 and to wash it down a wonderful bottle of 1997 Sin-Kwanom...blah blah. How do I pronounce that? Yeah, I always have trouble with two. Sinan Kwa, I think is something like that. Sinan Kwa Imposter McCoy Syrah. Oh my goodness! It's a very famous wine Well okay then we shall have it of course there's no doubt so make that appear for you No jingles, no karma for all who need it. We're looking forward to 15 more years! You've got karma. Sorry, sorry stop stop stop stop let me do that again you've got karma. So we have Brock Reinhold in Ocuse BC
2:58:18 which is like spasm it seems. 200 bucks, no note and Brian Tlecky in Lincoln Nebraska 200 bucks no note and we must have give them the double up You've got... karma. Right, then we have Danny Shadix from Boise Idaho 200 please name me Sir Dan the shady and give me a double up karma thank you for all you do! You got it. You've got... karma. Wowzers! Wowzers wowzers. So that takes care of that group but then we have to continue Yeah we're just gonna keep rocking it