Topic: Knighting Ceremony

The knighting ceremony continues with the traditional reading of the "round table" menu, including items like pepperoni rolls and lukewarm tequila. The hosts discuss the logistics of ordering "No Agenda Rings" for new knights and dames, noting the difficulty of gauging various ring sizes.

Patricia Lewis is officially dubbed "Dame Patricia of the practically perfect penmanship" during a traditional knighting ceremony. The hosts also announce several birthdays within the producer community and recognize title changes for long-term supporters. The segment concludes with a reminder for new Dames and Knights to visit the show's ring site for their signet rings.

A formal ceremony is held to grant PhDs in Deconstruction and dub new Knights and Dames of the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the assignment of unique titles and the symbolic offering of items like Thai pepper-infused vodka and bangers and mash.

Adam Curry and John Dvorak conduct the formal knighting ceremony for episode 1600. New knights and dames, including Bessie Tolbert, Jonathan Poehler, and Carl Wazowski, are granted their titles and "seated" at the virtual roundtable. The ceremony includes the traditional list of eccentric refreshments, from "hookers and blow" to "mutton and me," as the hosts celebrate 16 years of independent media deconstruction.

The official knighting ceremony for the episode honors Connie, Lusa Rosa, Ava Rosa, Robert Platt, Dr. Disorder, and Mike Rozier. The hosts recite the traditional list of humorous perks, including "hookers and blow" and "gerbils." They promote NoAgendaRings.com for producers to order their official signet rings and certificates of authenticity.

A formal knighting ceremony is held for Susan Johnson, Garrett Ivester, and Raoul, inducting them into the "No Agenda Round Table." The ceremony includes traditional humorous proclamations and the reading of listener birthdays.

A series of listener donations are acknowledged, including requests for "Jobs Karma" for those seeking employment or facing layoffs in the tech sector. Robert Pattinson Jr. is knighted as a new executive producer, receiving a traditional "Hookers and Blow" style title. The segment concludes with a list of various contributors from around the world, including Australia, India, and the UK.

Kurt Butler is officially knighted as "Sir Single Sculler" of the No Agenda Round Table following a $1,000 donation. The hosts perform the traditional ceremony, including the reading of the "requisite" list of celebratory items and instructions for receiving the official No Agenda ring and certificate of authenticity.

Brian Lillard became the top executive producer for the episode with a $1,000 donation. Other significant contributors included Paul Littman and Jeff Costas, who was knighted as Sir Jeff Costas, Black Knight of Middleburg, Florida. The hosts discussed the "Value for Value" model, which relies on listener support through time, talent, and treasure rather than traditional advertising.

The hosts prepare for a massive donation segment to celebrate the show's 15th anniversary, featuring an "inflation special" for executive producers. They warn listeners that the thank-you list and knighting ceremonies will be exceptionally long, potentially taking over an hour to complete.

The formal knighting ceremony is conducted for Dame Ginger of the Bush, Sir Christopher of the Trademark, Sir Little John the Serial Killer, and Sir Kyle Back. The hosts remind new knights to send their ring sizes to No Agenda Nation.

The hosts read the weekly birthday list and perform a formal "daming" ceremony for Lady Lisa, Seeker of Seashells. Her husband, Sir Ernesto Grande, requested the title as a birthday gift. The hosts describe the traditional perks of the rank, including a signet ring and a certificate of authenticity.

A formal ceremony was held to induct Kendra Hartsell, Rob Rommel, and David Gomez into the show's honorary knighthood. The segment included a long list of listener birthdays and the traditional "Round Table" menu of fictional luxury items provided to the new producers.

A formal ceremony grants new titles to several producers, including Dame Loka of The Lost Pines and Sir Greg of the Surprise Headlocks. Birthday wishes are extended to various members of the "Gitmo Nation" community. The segment concludes the formal recognition of the week's top contributors.

The show conducted a knighting ceremony for several high-level donors, including Adam Ziegler and Steve Weiss. Weiss, based in Las Vegas, noted the constant media focus on "cases, cases, cases" in Nevada. The ceremony is a staple of the show's listener-supported model, granting titles like "Sir" and "Dame" to those who provide significant financial support.

In a formal knighting ceremony, Dame Simone, Sir Ten Cryptids, and Sir RJ were welcomed to the No Agenda Roundtable. The hosts provided instructions for receiving official signet rings and certificates through the No Agenda Nation website. They reiterated the value-for-value model and encouraged listeners to connect via the federated Mastodon network.

Jennifer Sayer was officially dubbed "Dame Gen X" in a traditional No Agenda ceremony. The hosts also announced a schedule of upcoming meetups in Houston, Bozeman, Durham, and Melbourne. These events are promoted as "super spreader" gatherings for "build back better battle planning" and community building.

A formal knighting ceremony is held for Valerie, Kristen, and Jared Reynolds, who have each contributed $1,000 or more. New titles include Dame Kristen of Data and Dashboards and Sir Jared Knight of the Sahapish Confluence. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and meat" menu and instructions for receiving official rings and certificates.

The hosts announce a special "Easter Sunday COVID Special" and encourage listeners to sign up for the newsletter for details. Sir Kevin McLaughlin is upgraded to the rank of Duke of Luna and Solace. The segment concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Daddy-O, including the traditional list of "Hookers and Blow" style perks.

John Dvorak discusses learning how to cook brisket by watching lectures from Austin's Aaron Franklin. The hosts conduct a "social distance knighting" for Jeffrey Fields, invoking the traditional "Hookers & Blow" and "Mutton and Mead" menu. They conclude the donation segment by directing listeners to the No Agenda Nation website for their rings.