Mike Dunn is officially dubbed "Sir Mike of the Mountain" in a knighting ceremony funded by his son. The ritual includes the traditional list of "rewards" and an invitation to order an official No Agenda Knight ring from the community-run website.
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Mike Dunn is officially dubbed "Sir Mike of the Mountain" in a knighting ceremony funded by his son. The ritual includes the traditional list of "rewards" and an invitation to order an official No Agenda Knight ring from the community-run website.
The hosts mock a trend from the "Podcast Movement" conference where a podcaster uses a CO2 monitor to stop interviews when air quality drops. They then conduct a formal knighting ceremony for "Sir Knight Z" and "Sir Loin of Winterhaven," offering the traditional "hookers and blow" (jingle) and promoting No Agenda rings.
Adam Curry and John Dvorak conduct the formal knighting ceremony for episode 1600. New knights and dames, including Bessie Tolbert, Jonathan Poehler, and Carl Wazowski, are granted their titles and "seated" at the virtual roundtable. The ceremony includes the traditional list of eccentric refreshments, from "hookers and blow" to "mutton and me," as the hosts celebrate 16 years of independent media deconstruction.
Birthday List, Knighting Proclamations, No Agenda Rings
A comprehensive list of listener birthdays is read, followed by the official proclamations for new knights. The hosts mention the availability of "No Agenda Rings" and the traditional "Hookers and Blow" celebration for the round table. This segment serves as the formal conclusion of the producer recognition portion of the program.
The episode concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for producers who have completed their "layaway" donations. John B. is dubbed Sir Purple Pitchforks of the Grand Valley, and Michael Kallner is dubbed Surprise Keeper of the Unknown. The hosts detail the traditional "perks" of the roundtable and promote the custom No Agenda rings available to knights and dames.
The show concludes its formal segments with a birthday list and the official "pronounc-ication" of Cheryl Wenzel's new title. As a $1,000+ donor, she is granted the title of Dame and the traditional (humorous) rewards of the No Agenda roundtable, including a signet ring and wax seal.
A formal knighting ceremony is held for donors who have contributed $1,000 or more. New knights and dames are welcomed to the "Round Table" with traditional humorous titles and are directed to the show's website to order their official No Agenda rings.
The hosts celebrated birthdays for Ileana Padula, Paul Gabrielson, and others. They performed a formal knighthood ceremony for Robert Blankshane, Paul Gabrielson, and Tommy Horton, bestowing titles such as Sir Cha-Chai and Sir Slovelo, and inviting them to order their official signet rings.
The hosts read birthday wishes for several producers and announce peerage upgrades, including Sir Code Monkey becoming the Baron of Data. The "Roundtable" menu is recited, featuring eclectic items like "Hookers N' Blow," "Mutton and Mead," and "Corned Beef and Cabbage."
In a formal knighting ceremony, "Dame Dra of the Steel Balls" and "Sir Acid of the Candanavian Woods" were inducted into the No Agenda Round Table for their contributions of $1,000 or more. The ceremony included the traditional list of "perks," such as "Maryland Crab Cakes" and "Bong Hits and Bourbon." The hosts thanked the new knights for their spiritual and financial support of the program.
A list of upcoming No Agenda meetups is read, covering locations from Cincinnati to Tel Aviv. The segment concludes with the formal knighting of Sir Base Vice, granting him the traditional (fictional) entitlements of the roundtable, such as "Hookers and Blow" and "Mutton and Mead."
Buford Kaye is officially knighted as a "Black Knight" after a long delay in the process. The ceremony includes the traditional "Hookers & Blow" and "Rent Boys & Chardonnay" proclamations. New signet rings with sealing wax are announced as being on the way for the new members of the peerage.
Knighting Ceremony, Kaya and the Five Eyes
The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for Kaya, who is dubbed the "Knight of the Five Eyes in Orbit." They recite the traditional list of "requisite" items for new knights, ranging from "Hookers and Blow" to "English Muffins with Butter and Honey." Information is provided on how new knights can obtain their official No Agenda signet rings.
Knighting Ceremony for Sir Donald Earl of Mills
A formal knighting ceremony is held for Sir Donald Earl of Mills for his $1,000 contribution. The ceremony includes the traditional No Agenda list of "rewards," such as hookers and blow, brisket, and Polish potato vodka, as he is welcomed to the No Agenda Round Table.
The hosts perform a formal knighthood ceremony for Kenneth Sortland, Paul Patrick Wicking, and others, granting them traditional "No Agenda" rewards like "Hookers & Blow." They also announce title changes for existing peers. A brief update on Bitcoin's price follows, with the hosts predicting a major crash once it reaches the $30,000 to $40,000 range.
Massive Knighting Ceremony, Peerage Upgrades, Leonardo da Vinci Ratchet
A large group of listeners is knighted following the "donation palooza," including Sir Big D and Sir Plus of the Consumer. Peerage upgrades are announced for Sir Roadwolf and Sir Snoops Magoo. The segment concludes with a joke about Leonardo da Vinci inventing the "ratchet," which the hosts humorously link to S&M dungeons.
A final knighting ceremony is held for the episode, elevating several producers to the rank of Knight or Dame. The hosts read the traditional "Table Menu" of extravagant items available to the new peers, ranging from "Hookers and Blow" to "Nicaraguan Cigars." Information is provided on how listeners can view the full peerage list and order No Agenda rings.
Andrew Drake and Mike Mataloni are officially knighted as Sir Brock FN Samson of the Burning Marsh and Sir Phenom of Patriots Nation, respectively. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, offering the new knights a humorous list of "rewards" ranging from "Hookers & Blow" to "Mutton & Mead."
Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for several high-tier donors, including Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch and Sir Chris of the Isle of Wight. The ceremony includes the traditional list of "Round Table" rewards such as "Hookers & Blow" and "Mutton & Mead." Donors are encouraged to visit the show's website to claim their commemorative rings.
The official knighthood and damehood ceremony for episode 888 is conducted. New knights and dames are welcomed to the "No Agenda Roundtable" with the traditional list of humorous amenities like "hookers and blow" and "meth sluts and moonshine." Several title changes and protectorate requests are also processed.
