Topic: Ceremony

The knighting ceremony continues with the traditional reading of the "round table" menu, including items like pepperoni rolls and lukewarm tequila. The hosts discuss the logistics of ordering "No Agenda Rings" for new knights and dames, noting the difficulty of gauging various ring sizes.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several high-level donors, bestowing titles such as "Dame Deanna Beacon of Good Heart" and "Sir Eric The Unfolder of Good Heart." They promote the availability of custom signet rings and PhD certificates at the show's official website. The segment reinforces the community aspect of the "Value for Value" model, thanking the "Roundtable" for their continued financial support.

William Grantham, Sir Jacob (posthumously), and Sir Fret Pound are officially knighted into the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the presentation of signet rings and the traditional "hookers and blow" metaphorical feast.

The hosts celebrate several listener birthdays and conduct a formal knighting ceremony for new producers. Stephanie Francis is elevated to Baronetess, and new Knight Sir Fist Rust and Dame Tony are welcomed to the No Agenda Roundtable. The segment includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and mead" menu and information on how new knights can order their official No Agenda rings and wax seals.

Patricia Lewis is officially dubbed "Dame Patricia of the practically perfect penmanship" during a traditional knighting ceremony. The hosts also announce several birthdays within the producer community and recognize title changes for long-term supporters. The segment concludes with a reminder for new Dames and Knights to visit the show's ring site for their signet rings.

A special "Redbook" retrospective episode was released featuring clips from 14 years ago, showcasing early Skype audio quality. The broadcast break occurred as one of the hosts attended his daughter Jay's wedding in Rodeo, California. The ceremony featured a humorous moment where the officiant cited authority from both the State of California and a website.

John Liebich is knighted as "Sir John of the Glen" after his son Matthew passed the honor to him. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, welcoming him to the "Round Table." Sir John is instructed to claim his signet ring and certificate, symbols of his high-level support for the "Value for Value" model.

Two long-time supporters are officially knighted into the "No Agenda Roundtable" after reaching significant donation milestones through a layaway program. Sir Steve of Steel Creek and Sir Toast of Niles are recognized for their consistent support and are granted their titles in a traditional show ceremony. The segment highlights the loyalty and commitment of the show's core audience.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for new Dames and Knights who have contributed significant "treasure" to the show. New titles include "Dame Realistic of the Sierra Foothills" and "Sir TRS-80." Recipients are instructed to visit the show's website to provide their ring sizes for their official No Agenda rings and PhD certificates.

A formal ceremony is held to graduate new No Agenda PhDs and induct new Knights and Dames into the Round Table. The hosts provide instructions for graduates to claim their diplomas and rings through the official website.

The show concludes with birthday wishes for various producers and their pets, followed by the formal knighting ceremony. New knights and dames are given their titles and instructed to visit NoAgendaRings.com to receive their wax seals and certificates. The hosts reiterate their gratitude for the community's support in maintaining "the best podcast in the universe."

A formal ceremony is held to grant PhDs in Deconstruction and dub new Knights and Dames of the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the assignment of unique titles and the symbolic offering of items like Thai pepper-infused vodka and bangers and mash.

Adam Curry and John Dvorak conduct the formal knighting ceremony for episode 1600. New knights and dames, including Bessie Tolbert, Jonathan Poehler, and Carl Wazowski, are granted their titles and "seated" at the virtual roundtable. The ceremony includes the traditional list of eccentric refreshments, from "hookers and blow" to "mutton and me," as the hosts celebrate 16 years of independent media deconstruction.

The hosts conduct a formal knighthood ceremony for Sir Kirk of Siouxland and Sir Christo of the Black Mountain. The new knights are granted their titles and instructed on how to claim their official No Agenda cignet rings. The ceremony includes the traditional humorous list of "hookers and blow" alternatives.

Cesar Baptista and Ed Musial are officially knighted as "Sir Gripsalot of the Righty Tighty" and "Sir Woz Ed" for their cumulative contributions of $1,000 or more. The hosts perform the traditional dubbing ceremony and invite the new knights to the "No Agenda Roundtable." Information regarding exclusive knight and dame rings at noagenderings.com is also provided.

The official knighting ceremony for the episode honors Connie, Lusa Rosa, Ava Rosa, Robert Platt, Dr. Disorder, and Mike Rozier. The hosts recite the traditional list of humorous perks, including "hookers and blow" and "gerbils." They promote NoAgendaRings.com for producers to order their official signet rings and certificates of authenticity.

A formal knighting ceremony is held for Susan Johnson, Garrett Ivester, and Raoul, inducting them into the "No Agenda Round Table." The ceremony includes traditional humorous proclamations and the reading of listener birthdays.

A series of listener donations are acknowledged, including requests for "Jobs Karma" for those seeking employment or facing layoffs in the tech sector. Robert Pattinson Jr. is knighted as a new executive producer, receiving a traditional "Hookers and Blow" style title. The segment concludes with a list of various contributors from around the world, including Australia, India, and the UK.

The show concluded its formal segments with birthday wishes for listeners and the induction of two new Knights: Sir Adrian Grabe and Knight Francis III. The ceremony included the traditional "Hookers and Blow" and "Chardonnay" references. The hosts also addressed a "make-good" donation from Sir Jerry Curl, resolving a previous email server issue regarding a "badass" donation amount.

The hosts conduct the formal knighting and daming ceremony for Episode 1500, reading a long list of new titles and peerage upgrades. They also acknowledge birthdays for producers and family members, including Adam's wife, Tina Marie Curry. The segment concludes with the traditional "Mutton and Me" declaration for the new members of the No Agenda roundtable.