2:36:04 Oh, no there's Phoebe. Phoebe sees something or somebody Tina is still out she's still in Utah Yeah that way you go to overloaded the show with clips today But you're the one with the clips No, I know but i'm saying you had a presentation. You had deep dives you had follow-ups you looked into this group of screwballs and you had the information... This is what happens Are you complaining? no that was fine! I was just relaxing It was very entertaining. It was educational, it's edumacational I have a new schedule! I got up early this morning i'm getting up early again Oh good for you Yeah so I had more work and I did some... You're right I did do some of the work yesterday yeah you're right And the show gets better Yeah we were sitting there bored I guess so Let's thank let's thank The Treasure We have a lot of PhDs incoming today which is good to see We kick it off with Brandon Jansen Just says US
2:37:04 does not have a state in his, uh... So I don't know where he's from. But come- Yeah, uh, that dunno. Uh wait, here is the note. Hold on a second. He came in with a check and he came with a check for some amount and then four dollars and two dollar bills We have a two dollar bill thing going on it with this show And one of our executive or one of our producers dropped off $222.22 and all the dollars were in 110 $2 bills. Wow! Well, this is... So 1601, instant night for his conspiracy therapist Sir Parson of Florence sent us a card happy anniversary card no agenda show was truly the best podcast in universe sincerely future nights from Captain Planet This is hard to read you have the note there in front of you?
2:38:01 Because this is a handwritten note. I do have the note if you want me to try... So he read the card but then the note is, because he has... Oh Sir Conspiracy Therapist, Sir Parson of Florence Yes, I knew this was trouble when it came in Jay couldn't read it but its longhand and it's not unreadable but probably let me try to read I'd like to thousand of this to instant night my conspiracy therapist sir Parson of Florence who have it sir is probably at night already the remainder going towards my future and Nighting to be determined tried listening to no agenda after Adams first Rogan Rogan donation appearance
2:38:48 However, it was not ready for to I was not ready to absorb the information and analysis Yes, you have to be ready for this. Yes true. I agree fast forward to the beginning of 2023 After six shots. No, he didn't say that I was I was feeling lost with my previous worldview having been shattered after all the relentless psyops beating me down. You both still sounded crazy, but only because in fact I was the crazy one." Oh! Ah, he gave... He woke up?
2:39:31 I went back to January 2022 and proceeded to listen to all the years episodes in addition to brother Staying up-to-date with the current episodes this helped me snap out of it basically holy crap these guys are on just keep the scams he says to himself and He went on and on. He goes on I don't read the whole thing ignorance is bliss, but luckily I've come to be I've come to realize that it is better to know the truth than to be comforted with lies. The first step is admittedly, that I've been duped! I've been duped which is not easy but improving.
2:40:17 This note will not be complete without a shout out to my beautiful and endlessly patient wife. My life would only Would truly be meaningless Without her and our boys Thanks for the 21 years, babe This is an important part of the note. You are the light in my life, my reason... I see it all scrambled here at the bottom that my reason for living sincerely a faithful and future knight Godspeed to all. Oh that's beautiful man anyone says some karma jingles? I'm giving them karma here. You've got Karma.
2:40:55 He also needs a jobs karma and baby making karma. Well, we'll throw in a goat to make that happen. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! Look off... Karma all right then we have Keith Gibson with a thousand I don't have a note from Keith you ever know try I want to say that Keith is actually sir keg of the spring Sir keg of the spring and he I could not fight. He's written before So he that's how I got his name, so she hasn't said anything in for this so we give him a double up You've got
2:41:33 I'll grab the next one then to make it easy. Kevin Popovich, a thousand! These are all PhDers In the morning, John and Adam. Thanks for the bi-weekly dose of deconstruction and sanity in a world of enlarged amygdalas and experts who base their professional opinions on what many believe and what is most likely true It's always it's always a relief to watch fellow critical thinkers and deconstructionists straddle dimensions to reach the point where all ward or world lines meet with enough fortitude will and reflexes we can reach the true end With this donation I reach knighthood! I'd like to be knighted Sir Kevin Knight of the Reading Clover. Reading or Redding? What do you think, Reading Clover or the Redding Clover... It's gotta be Redding. Must be Redding. I'd like to request homemade Thai pepper infused vodka and katsu curry to be added to the round table if there is any in stock. That's why we have it in stock
2:42:28 Yeah. Reason is lit, he says well thank you Kevin reason is... So my first I just should say before you do that my first batch of tie pepper, and I get some Thai peppers from some mom at the farmer's market who makes some of the hottest Thai peppers. In fact the last batch they said be very careful with because they're actually ghost peppers. Oh no! Because the mom planted some nearby ghost peppers and they interbred with the pollination So their extreme...they're actually inedible. Dangerous, dangerous, very dangerous could kill you Now uh..so the first batch of Thai pepper which i still have from like
2:43:04 15 years ago I put like 10 of these hot Thai chilies in there. Yeah, one! Use one. One. Not ten. Uh-huh. Alright so you live Derek J. Viscar's up, dear Linda Lou Patkin for also $1,000 so he'll be a triple threat with the PhD executive producer and added to his... I recently received my PhD in media deconstruction with a minor in sound effects do you have a sense of current job market for these skills?
2:43:44 Congrats John and Adam in the NA producers for 1600 episodes in 16 years. Thank you Oh, how incredibly nice thank you Derek Boggs 1000 gentlemen thank you for your courage I donated 1564 and my name was misspelled in the credits could you please correct this? Well yes of course I would like to be knighted sir Derrick protector of section 707 707 I'm not sure what's 707. He knows we don't know he knows Huntsman karma for my business, please well doesn't really exist but I can do one on the fly Fire barriers LLC you got it top You've got karma Eric Pepper in Northfield New Jersey thousand another triple threat
2:44:37 Three-bagger. Knight name Sir Airock Rock, A R O C rock. Defender of the Isle Redoubt of the Brigantine home of Peppercove Beach Food at The Round Table, Tom Lau and Mekong Whiskey. Way too low! Yes, very funny. Bang ding ow! Okay... Dark Lady Dazur...Dazur? Dazur? D-A-Z-H-U-R 1000 I'd like to be Dark Lady Dazar Demon Dragon of the Undercity thank you You got it done consider it done Brandon Jorgensen another thousand dollar winner First time we're here love you guys and everything you do Oh thank you very nice
2:45:35 Aaron Larrin not a hern iron are in Laura not what they heard a hern sounds weird do we had a kid in school his name is a hern a hern really this did a her get beat up a lot it seems like there's a her and would thousand dollars no note you have a note from a her I don't know how to go down here you come with your double-up car you've got Karma. 684 she was a lucky winner. Oh, she and she needed a deed douching we got You've been de-douche And Then we have sir Chris and Dame Kristen from Walnut Creek California switcheroo Please credit this executive producership to my best friend since grade school sir William messing
2:46:43 Bainbridge Island. Bill is celebrating a double nickel birthday today October 22nd I could not think of a better present than an executive producer credit on the best podcast in the universe happy birthday bill please throw him a goat karma for good health and happiness congrats on 16 years of media deconstruction all the best to you and the Noah Jenner family sir Chris and Dame Kristen of Carmel by the Sea Harmless. Switcheroo is in, it's in, it's in... Andrew Cutleck 333 dot 33 Self-proclaimed longest time D-bag So I don't know if you'd I guess he doesn't want to de-douching Yeah well so yes or no? I would say no because he wants to be a self proclaimed longtime douche bag Okay No it isn't That's it that's his whole note
2:47:39 As far as I know, yeah. Wait didn't he? Didn't... okay Unless you can find one. No, I don't have anything Russell Davidson 333 dot 23 Fort Collins Colorado I haven't donated in a few years since I gave up sending checks after second check was apparently lost in transit to El Cerrito I don't like giving PayPal any money But I know Zelle doesn't work from my bank to yours And they also haven't made the effort to set up a pop money account yet either given my lapse and donations please deduce me You've been D douched And give me a yak karma for an upcoming elk hunt. Thank you for your courage, Russell Davidson! Yak Karma for You! You've got... karma. Okay uh... This is the other note I think. Okay we're at Zach Williams. Can you find this note? Well isn't that on the notes that we got here? Yeah it's just... I believe i have it here hold on second
2:48:38 Yes, Zach Williams. John! John! But I'll read it 333 We hope you enjoy this gift with family and friends You've been encouraging part of my Thursdays and Sundays My kids shout John Sainov Dvorak every time they hear your voice whether you know it or not Give him another hey kids Hey Kids Whether you know it or not, you're making an impact on generations. Very sincerely thank you for your courage blessing from Zach Williams from the Little Truth Company littletruth.org in fine and close You'll find first edition number 30 of production to hardcovers two coloring books Wow
2:49:21 Okay, yeah little truth or go check it out and he says he says If you go to little truth org discount code ITM 10 for no agenda nation ten percent gift discount on my first children's book the great unknown There you go. And he wants we're all gonna die and a little girl yay second where's my Where is the little I put the little girl in the in the closet? You might die Okay, and that was... Was that Zach? That's uh yeah. Zach but for Chris it's a switcheroo. Okay so we have Sir Rieschmeister in Los Altos another attendee at the meetup I'm in need of a severe de-douching You've been de-douched He came with 300 Hey John what would happen if I give carnivorous plants some ammonium nitrate
2:50:24 I don't know. I don't know either what will be honest about it They probably won't like it nothing good. I was you have to feed him with a spoon That's the problem I want to give a shout out to my favorite podcast app RSS radio by Dorada software not part of the podcasting 2.0 ecosystem But hoping it will be it was one of the first apps to offer silent skip and provide an equalizer What's really cool is you can group your podcasts into different categories that you create That sounds familiar. And if you like the episode's artwork, the app shows you the URL of the image for downloading! The app can also display chapters and live stream if you have a link. I got my PMP certification so i'm gonna get a Jobs Karma, I need one thanks sincerely sir Rieschmeister Yeah and ask the developer to check out podcasting 2.0 functionality! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! You've got karma
2:51:21 Francisco Ramos is in Temecula? Temecula. That's what I thought, Temecula California 234.56 love that number good morning John and Adam I've been listening to the podcast since Adams appearance on Joe Rogan back in September 2020 Rogan donation...I was tired of being a douche And I, it happens. I decided to contribute some of my treasure to the best podcast in the universe thank you both for all you do please give me an American made deduce none of that China made junk. You've been de-douche'd! and i would also like a china is a ho oh okay another you might die how often does that happen?
2:52:03 Another you might die and a noodle gun jingle. Well, we got all of that for you respectfully Francisco Ramos from Temecula California You might die and the I'm gonna shoot ya in the face with my noodle gun you racist piece o' shit I got my pasta glock locked and loaded Now you have Sir Glecamo in Crockett, California 23456 and there's no note from him that I can find so let's give him a double up karma.
2:52:40 You've got Karma I want to get this next one. This is sir Montague who was at the meetup, and he's the one who dropped off a hundred and eleven dollar bills $2 bills I like it. I like in a diamond two penny a table of dimes and two pennies and It's a row of ducks He once held karma for his mom's broken leg But I should mention he's also the guy as far as I know that Who did a whole slew of no agenda stickers which we gave out to everybody that we could and there are dynamite They're mostly little covers that are about one inch by one inch low the show album art And some other stuff, and they're just really it is nice. They're not it was a nice gesture alright sir Montag Thanks for going to the meetup We appreciate you you've got karma
2:53:32 Sir Don Francis Chandler Arizona 222.16 in the morning Adam and John this donation is an honor of my smoking hot wife Dame Stephanie and the Explorer Chicks gang currently wreaking havoc across the state of Utah. Fellow traveler yes dude you missed a special meetup It may be added to the bail fund started by Sir Mike in the last episode at your discretion. I too must admit to feeling somewhat gel, Adam. Congratulations on 1600 plus shows and 16 years from Sir Don Francis." Thank you very much, Sir Don. I feel like you're my brother now. We are brothers! Brothers in this mess! Kiwi Rick in Ball in Western Australia
2:54:21 And he is, this has to be bumped up because it actually amounts to $345.67 in Australian dollars even though it's 208 dollars and 82 cents what's wrong with Australia? Yeah a lot Congratulations on your anniversary from Perth! He's in Perth Please de-douche me You've been de-douched Add me to the birthday list I'm 48 on October 22nd. You might want to check because this is a lot of stuff for Jay to do, and she may have missed this one. The donation also brings up my knighthood please dub me Sir Richard of the lands down under and I would humbly request bangers in mash along with the usual accoutrements of the roundtable May i have a 33 as the magic number jingle? And a result that might now form a new socialist slash Marxist boss who unceremoniously moved me on
2:55:17 Can I also have a best, uh the best jobs Carmen Love has lit? Kiwi Rick. Yes and this is no problem for Jay she's on it she got him on both lists. It's the magic number. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! You thought karma... Well I'd love to take the last one but it's kind of your gig. Linda Lou Patkin in Lakewood Colorado with Jobs Karma For a resume that gets results go to imagemakersinc.com for all your executive resume and job search needs That's Ingers-makers- yeah! I almost made it Hold on hold on hold on
2:56:01 John, we're gonna have to do that one over again for this special spot. Yeah he's trying to break the record for time. Alright go folks! Jobs Karma for a resume that gets results go to imagemakersinc.com for all your executive resume and job search needs that's imagemakersinc with a K dot com Or just find Linda Loupaddy. You can find her, she's under the show's producer list. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! And the showdown continues. It sure does. Thank you all to these executive and associate executive producers and PhDers we have a special ceremony for you now to hand out your your PhDs although I'm looking for a bit of help with the imaging if anyone feels that they could up to that