2:47:39 It's wrapping. It's wrapping, yes. The PhD program is ending and I mean that'll be it. It's the 333rd day of the year which is this coming Wednesday and then it's over. So a lot of people got in on that and we had yet again near the end of the year, it's always beautiful, another show number donation. This makes two in a row. The Duke of Central Florida from Winter Park came in with 1610. Mind-boggling. We haven't had show numbers donations in a long time. Also, we get two in a row. He says show number donation from the Duke of Central Florida the Fibonacci Duke. There you go Thanks, but he goes thanks for working on Thanksgiving Day so we can enjoy your deconstruction Thanks for the opportunity to gain a PhD. No jingles. No karma. Love that. Thank you so much Duke of Central, Florida
2:48:30 An interesting PhD came in later, we'll have to discuss. Jason Adams is next on this list, a Smyrna Georgia, 111133, and he sent, oh, he sent a note to follow, I didn't get the note, and Jay didn't get the note, so it'll be read as a make good, I guess. I don't see a note either, so I guess we didn't get it. I got another note. Rodney Lilliebridge in Lewiston. 1069.69, interesting, PhD donation for Rodney J. Lilliebridge, aka Sir J. Mo, Black Baron of North Idaho. And that's it. These are good. Thank you. So that contrasts with Robert Knudsen, who wrote quite the typewritten note to Idahoians, to Idaho's. Idaho's!
2:49:25 1033 and he sent a physical note in with a check. My name is Rob Knutson. Knutson, okay it's Knutson. So his name is Rob Knutson. I blew it. Recently ran for city council in my town of Coeur d'Alene. Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Before becoming a knight or getting a PhD in media deconstruction as a first time candidate, I received 1,033 votes. Almost 10% of the vote but failed to make voters giddy enough to win me a seat. May my failed candidacy serve as a warning to all the kids out there who desire an elected office. Please get knighted first and or by a PhD before running for office. What a canard! You are a shoo-in for mayor.
2:50:15 So he enclosed 1033 his total vote count. Please night me sir Bobby the J the K Norwegian night of the cordelay of Coeur d'Alene we requested jingle consists of I was I was really blotto With an f-35 scream enhancement at the roundtable may I request a random can of plain seltzer water from John's secret stash not so secret Robert Knutson. Okay, the only thing I didn't have do we have any of John's seltzer water? Is it just the plain? So I think is that we drink in the plane? Yeah plane. So just anybody's seltzer water ink, okay plane Sir water. Okay. And yes, I think I do have this request that you have I was really blotto I Never heard that before I remember it
2:51:11 Karma. That's me from Swamp Thing. Oh. It was the line that I argued with the producer and writer over. Said, no one says blotto in rock and roll. No one says blotto anywhere. And he's a, I think he's a knight, the writer. But we still disagree. Brian Telekey, Lincoln, Nebraska. 1,033 cents. ITM, I could not resist this opportunity to become Dr. Otter of the freshwater with his PhD. That's a good one. As a trucker, I love listening to the show while driving. It gets me around 200 miles down the road. Oh, there you go. See, we're good. We're good for something. We're good for 200 miles.
2:52:00 Sharpton medley chemtrails little gory a and the f-22 guys scream for relationship karma I'll do the f-35 guy if you don't mind. He says thanks for all you do This is the medley version He's getting lunch at Chipotle. The tortise in the race. Kim Kardashian, Sigournoy Weaver, R-E-S-P-I-C-T. They're all jitty. R-E-S-P-I-C-T. There's no real You've got karma
2:53:04 Ernest Flores in Albuquerque, New Mexico. $1,000 and one penny. Binary 33. Did you know that? 1,001? I do know. Binary 33. I didn't know that. I didn't know it. I'll check it. Thank you for all you do. Another great note. Thank you for all you do. Couldn't resist the PhD and knighthood combo. Well, that was easy. That was easy. Anonymous. with 1,000 ITM Tech TV donation. Now were you on Tech TV? Yeah, of course. Silicon Spin was Tech TV. Oh, I didn't realize that was Tech TV. Was that the only thing you did on Tech TV?
2:53:48 I also ended up doing, long story, but I ended up doing Big Thinkers for a couple years. Oh, Big Thinkers, oh. And I got to meet a lot of interesting people. I bet, who were some of the, give me one interesting person, one big thinker you met. The guy who invented the cell phone was on that show. What's his name? Here's my favorite one, he wasn't on the show I did, but he was on Stan Lee. Stan Lee was on the show, I talked to him for a while. Jay Chiat, I did have him on the show. Everybody was interesting. Here's the kicker, I just slapped myself in the head when I think of this. Stan Lee is on the show. Explain who Stan Lee is. Stan Lee is the guy that invented all the Marvel comics, comic characters. Either that or DC, one of the two. He's Marvel, I think. People in the showroom know for sure. But Stan Lee's very famous.
2:54:41 And so he's on the show and he's just a nice guy. He's kind of a goofball actually. And where was I? He's there. Why didn't I buy a handful, like maybe five or 10 comic books and have him sign them? Those comic books, a signed Stan Lee comic book is worth one to $2,000. So I'm just basically let you like $20,000 walk out the door. That's like not buying Bitcoin. At 25 cents. At 25 cents, yes. So you were basically the OG Joe Rogan.
2:55:19 You were doing the Joe Rogan show before? Joe Rogan's got a longer show, he's a different interview style. No, I don't think so. And we move on back to Anonymous. Thanks for working through the holidays. You're welcome. We do it with great pleasure. Jingles. I've got information, man, and fear is freedom. I'd like to be knighted Sir Geese Mill of the Four Corners Demilitarized Zone. We shall make it so. I've got information, man. New shit has come to life. Cherelle Peterson comes in from Auburn, California. Pleasant Towns just north of Sacramento. One thousand dollars. Happy Thanksgiving, she writes. Thank you. Keep up the good work.
2:56:18 Jobs karma for everyone Dame name Dame real real tastic real tastic of the Sierra foothills Okay. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Another short note. Yes, they're all short and beautiful. Karma. Amy McDaniel, Black Diamond, Washington, $1,000. John and Adam, thanks so much for the entertaining education you provide each week. I look forward to each show and am not disappointed. Thanks, Amy McDaniel. Thank you, Amy. Timothy McKay in Battle Creek, Michigan. Battle Creek.
2:56:57 Kellogg's gentlemen, thank you for your courage and kudos for working the holiday. Please accept this reciprocation of my treasure for your talent Wow You may anoint me as sir cord wainer of your I'd like grass-fed rib eyes and rye Sazerac's Because I'm a big fan of the news. QQ. Ah, we know QQ. QQ, Key West, Florida. Thousand. If I still qualify for the PhD, then good. If not, you still deserve this donation for all the good things you do to change the world. Wow. That's a pretty big kudos, man. I don't know if we change it. Well, if you think so. Yeah, we change our underwear is about it.
2:57:52 And I'm not even sure about him. Kevin Stephenson, Muscle Shores, Alabama. Yes, Shoals. In the morning and happy Thanksgiving, he writes, I've enjoyed and learned a lot from John's articles in PC Magazine back in the day. Then I found this podcast and now I'm enjoying Adams just as much. YouTube brightened my week. I was in K-12 education in Alabama as a CTO for over 26 years and loved it, but when COVID and online forced learning forced us to give every child a Chromebook
2:58:30 and then support them and the teachers at home day and night. Essentially, my health took a downturn. I took the early retirement option and left. Best move I've made. And now I work for a private company selling educational websites. Also found out at least seven of my peers across the state that I know of had health health issues at the time due to the added stress of incredible amounts of federal funding for hardware software but regulations that couldn't be spent on additional salaries. I remember this. Since CTOs are not hourly workers like the technicians, we took the brunt of it and many left. We talked about this. We talked about tech guys going no, we can't do this. You just, politicians are like yeah, get more Chromebooks, it's good, learn at home.
2:59:17 And they're like, we need, you can't support all this stuff. And teachers were getting angry at them. This sucks, it's not working, fix it! Yeah, those poor guys. Yeah. Yeah, you get in the middle, you tech guy. That was bad. Since I have more change in my pocketbook now, in my pocket now, I no longer want to be a douchebag, so please de-douche me. You've been de-douched. You should make me an Instant Item No Agenda Scholar. For my night name, I'd like to be Sir TRS-80. I'll take Blantons and carrot cake at the round table, and as for jingles, I'd love John Spooky Donate
2:59:54 and R2D2 karma keep up the great work Kevin and muscle shoals Alabama Alabama you've got donate donate karma you've got karma we got sir Moscovitz from Silver Spring Maryland with a thousand no notes so we'll give him a double up karma as he deserves you've got I'll take the next one. You can take the long one. No, it's not that long, but okay. It's shorter. Matthew Gebhardt, 1000. After all these years, crown you graduating with my PhD. Oh, this is the one. Oh no, it's not the one. The learning never stops. Next time enrolling at the NOA Agenda Institute of Theoretical and Applied Podcasting.
3:00:52 Well you can help us open it because we make a positive difference in the world. Keep up the great work, thank you. Lee North, a thousand, my wife thinks I'm crazy but I couldn't pass up the chance for a PhD and a credit for the Thanksgiving Day special. I guess my new title should be Baron Sir Dr. Goon. Thank you for your courage as always. Jobs jobs jobs and R2D2 karma. Lee North, Kansas City. Kilo Fox. Zero Bravo Echo Hotel. 73's. Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie. Your wife thinks you're crazy for donating and getting a PhD but not for being a ham?
3:01:31 Dude, let's be honest about it. Well, I'm glad she didn't protest too much. She's obviously a fantastic woman. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got karma. Evgeny Damaskini or Evgeny Damaskine in Boston, Massachusetts. I think this is the first Evgeny that we've ever had. It's a great name. $1,000 and he says I want my framed PhD where you're gonna get your PhD but it's not a frame to get a cell yourself It's very carefully packed. So don't worry. Yeah, it comes in in an official Envelope like a fold-open thing just like well, it is a real PhD. It's indistinguishable from one from an institution
3:02:25 Like an asylum. Sir Jim Watts, Baron of Whistler. Ah, Whistler, BC. I've been to Whistler. Okay, this is the questionable... this is what I have to discuss. This is very questionable. I will read the note and then we shall discuss. 1,000 Canadian enclosed for a cut-rate PhD. We celebrated Thanksgiving on October, on October, a harvest celebration up here. I will stay with Baron title as it has a nice ring. Jobs, Karma, Please. Jim Watts, Baron of Whistler. Now we didn't necessarily say that you could get a cut-rate PhD, now did we? No, no, but we didn't say you couldn't. Nah, there's no evidence we didn't say we couldn't.
3:03:08 So I was very torn when I saw this $733 donation for the cut-rate PhD. Because the Canadians, we've always given them full credit for their Canadian business. And Australians. And New Zealanders. And Australians, the two of them. And Zealanders, if anyone listens. And soon Argentinians. I don't, that's, we won't get too many listeners down there. So I don't know what, I mean, yeah, I can't not give it to him, but is it, we only have one week left. Is any other Canadians want to come in for 733? Boy, I mean, if anyone, if anyone argues with this, I think it's just go kick a Canadian in the shins, but I think we should do it.
3:03:51 Yeah, because we do it. You're right. There's only likely there's only one more week left in the promotion so that's the end of it. All right. Well here's your jobs, Karma, and congratulations on your well-deserved PhD. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! You thought. Karma. Zachary Michael in also in Canada. 730 dot 3 which I probably adds up to the right number to thank for everything you do I thought of a few things to say but knowing how much you to adore long notes I will refrain from doing so and deprive you of such gratification he goes on and on however in that handsome millennial gals get
3:04:33 However, as a handsome millennial, gals get at me. Please dummy Sir Cal 1984 and look forward to my PhD as second Canadian in the same show. That comes up with basically the same calculation. How could anyone pass up a chance to get two birds stoned at once? For jingles, possibly play the medley, Just Take the Vaccine at the end of the show. Thanks again, Sir CA Canada. So I looked for this. I couldn't find a medley. First of all, medley maybe means a supercut. I could not find a Just Take the Vaccine. I mean, there's not a supercut of Just Take the Vaccine.
3:05:09 I don't remember it either. No, so I could have heard it someplace else. But we do have a good end of show mix for you and we appreciate your support. Anonymous in Chicago, Illinois, 34567, very much appreciate having something good to listen to, says Anonymous. A couple of submissions for you. I had a friend in college who exclaimed, yipper skipper, for any answers in the affirmative, sometimes shortening to yippers. And for the weight loss drug game, Dithin... Dianthin or something thereabouts. Hmm. A very sincere thank you for your courage, P.S. It appears... I get it. What? Dithin. Oh, di... Got it. P.S. It appears Ice Age Farmer has gone silent. Adam's mention reminded me about him. Nothing online for at least a year. Hmm. I hope he's okay. I don't know who it is.
3:06:02 Ice Age Farmer, yeah. We played the clip of him predicting that there'd be food shortages. And I play it every year. Oh, the food shortage guy. And I play it every year. He probably starved to death. So, yeah, see, thanks for working on Thanksgiving and we appreciate that. Yeah, we're good with that, man. Now we go with Aaron Shaw in Prairieville, Louisiana, 333.33, switcheroo. I appreciate you all so much, especially since you all work on important holidays like this one. This donation is for my smoking hot husband, Sir Jew Claw. All right, sir. Towards upping his peerage in the future. I don't think I need any jingles. We barely need a jobs karma for something I'm trying to accomplish with my business in the near future. Got to get my mom out of my house. Karma. Oh, well, I know there isn't one of those since her house caught fire 2.5 months ago and she's been living with a sense. Oh no. Finding a new house in this market is not proving to be very easy. And lastly, I'd like to mention the upcoming no a no a
3:07:06 No agenda meetup in Southern Louisiana that we're hosting on Friday December 1st That'll get your mom out of the house bring a bunch of no agenda people in Yeah, I think that's I should call out a few douchebags I know at the upcoming meetup, but I'll keep them anonymous for now Thanks, Aaron shard a merry moon and because of that we'll give you a TPP jobs karma jobs jobs jobs Job, job, job, job, job. You've got karma. Let us know if it worked. Aaron Brzezinski in Etowah, Tennessee, 333.33. If you're in El Paso area, stop by Downrange Brewery. See Gabe and his wife for the best beer and the best people in town. John and Adam, thank you for the greatest podcast in the universe. Happy Thanksgiving.
3:07:57 Thank you. Sir Ronald Gardner in San Diego, California, three three three dot three three is also sure wrong. Thirty three. ITM gents wanted to express our gratitude and thanks for the work you do to make no agenda the best podcast in the universe, especially during the holidays where you continue to work and we slack off. Thank you ever so much. This donation will make me a Viscount. Please change my title to Sir Ronald Gardner, Viscount of Insane Diego and Surrounding Waters. We would like some house-selling moving karma as we try to escape from the Socialist Republic of California. Happy Thanksgiving and many blessings to you and your families and to all the knights and dames out there. Stay safe. Cheers, Sir Wrong33. You've got karma.
3:08:47 And coming in from Amsterdam, Sir Pete, Sir Pete, Sir Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete, 222.22, Rove Ducks, ITM Sir Pete here. I love the show even better lately. He's been around for a long time. Thank you. Here's a sack of ducks in return. Could you grace my fellow producers and myself with some jobs karma? Love is lit. And he says, oh, he wants a jingle request. He has a healthy Diet, which I think is the healthy news diet, F35 goat karma. So we'll combine that with your jobs requests. If you wake up with the blues, trying to fill your day with news, there's one thing you must remember, no agenda in the morning. For a healthy balanced news diet, try noagendashow.com. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.
3:09:40 Karma. Paul Krosulik in Binghamton, New York. 222.22, another row of ducks. Paul from Binghamton, New York. Binghamton. I always say Binghamton, but it's Binghamton. No jingles, no karma. Thank you. And then we have, oh yes, one of these. It's always the jokers. Sean in Stafford, Virginia, 212.80. Hey, JNA, after three plus years of listening, glad to no longer be a douchebag. Here's my 212.80. My most recent pay raise brought me to 43.33.
3:10:24 I can't deny the podfather anymore after that number came my way. Thanks for working Thanksgiving. Really it means a lot to get quality content on the holiday. I will be listening for the fat lady to sing at 2 p.m. while making, while milking my, milking my holiday double time. And has a very known sequence. Trump I'm gonna come. Kamala don't come. Joe whole load. And a Howard Dean scream. I'm gonna come. Do not come. I'm gonna give you the whole load today. There you go. Never heard that one. Thank you. Eric Adler in Punta Gorda, Florida thought it was time to donate when I was giving a frequency change to Jax at 133.33. He's a pilot. Well, at 33,000 feet. He's a pilot. Thanks, Mofos. That's pretty cool. If that really is possible, there's 133.3 frequency.
3:11:21 For Jacksonville. And I'll finish this up with Linda Lou Patkin in Lakewood, Colorado. Jobs karma for a resume search that gets results go to or for a resume actually that gets results go to image makers Inc comm for all your executive resume and job search needs That's image makers Inc. I am K with a K comm or just find Linda Lou Patkin on the producer list her street continues So thankful for you guys her streak and now is amazing. I Yeah, I know she's a stare down. So I want to say that Eric Arsjo in Stockholm, Sweden that came in at $199.99 is really a
3:12:06 $200 donation and that happens to be just exchange rates. Oh, okay. So he is definitely on the list for he's got no note associate producer Recognize him and let's give him a double up karma. No Wow Karma Well, we of course thank our executive and associate executive producers and congratulate our PhDs, our new PhDs. We'll actually have a little ceremony for you in a moment. This is ending, that'll end Sunday will be the last time, no Wednesday, the 333rd day of the year. Last day you can pick that up. Thank you so much. This makes me feel good about working on the holiday.