Topic: Damehood

Adam Curry officially knights and dames several high-value producers, including Jessica Green, Annette Miller, and Raymond Lee. He details the rewards associated with these titles, such as "gerbils' breast milk" and "mutton and mead." The segment concludes with a promotion for the physical "Order of the Ant" pins available to those who donate the specific $333.33 amount.

The show acknowledges the "de-douching" of long-time listeners who have made their first financial contributions. A new Dame, AJ of the Rocket City, is recognized for her support and her heritage in Madison County, Alabama. The hosts also briefly mention the reported "implosion" of Matt Taibbi's Racket News, noting the difficulty of maintaining independent media consistency over long periods.

The hosts announce that all official knighting and daming ceremonies will be postponed until John C. Dvorak returns to the show. In the interim, numerous donors from the US, Netherlands, and UK are recognized for their "Value for Value" contributions. Notable mentions include the "Rock and Roll Detective" and "Sir J of the Interstate," along with a reminder of the upcoming five-year anniversary meetup in Charlotte, North Carolina.

The show acknowledges "boob donations" (amounts ending in 80.08) and welcomes Teresa Dempster Andrews to "Damehood." She requests the title Dame Teresa Martine and looks forward to "barbecue baby back ribs" at the show's metaphorical round table.

The show concludes with reports from meetups in Fredericksburg, Fort Wayne, and New York City. A knighting and daming ceremony is held for high-tier donors, including Sir Mike the Privileged Taco Salad and Dame Sylvia the Protector of Our Troops. Three listeners are awarded "PhDs in Media Deconstruction" for their significant financial support and contributions to the show's mission.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for new producers, including Dame Avis and Sir Mumbly Pig. The "Mumbly Peg" name is explained as a traditional game involving throwing knives. Title upgrades are granted to Sir Scovey and Sir Dr. Sharky, while the "Round Table" menu features Italian wine and venison pork tacos.

A formal ceremony inducts new Knights and Dames into the No Agenda Round Table, including Dame Nation and Sir Tetchy Tech. The hosts provide the traditional "mutton and meat" welcome and explain the process for receiving official signet rings and certificates. Birthday wishes are also extended to the Princess of Prague.

A formal knighthood ceremony welcomed Dame Dana of North Carolina, Sir Sisu, and Sir Clip of the Day to the No Agenda Round Table. The new knights and dames were granted symbolic rewards, including "hookers and blow" and "Rombauer Chardonnay." Listeners were encouraged to visit the show's ring website to order custom signet rings.

Dame Steph of The Dark Side is inducted into the peerage following a "switcheroo" donation from her son. The hosts acknowledge a memorial donation for "Big Mac" and several birthday contributions. Listeners from Hawaii, Iceland, and the Czech Republic are recognized for their support of the "Best Podcast in the Universe."

New Knights and Dames, including Dame Nikki Ray and Sir Singhee, are officially welcomed to the Roundtable. The hosts perform the traditional ceremony, listing the various fictional refreshments available to the new peers. Listeners are encouraged to visit NoAgendaRings.com to view the official signet rings.

A segment dedicated to high-tier donors features a $3,333.33 "Rubblizer" donation from Sir Not Sure and a $900 donation from Janet Webb, who attained the rank of Dame. The hosts discuss specific requests for the "Round Table" feast, including 2016 Brunello wine, and share listener feedback regarding wine selections at Costco.

The hosts induct two new members to the No Agenda Round Table: Dame Annie the Quilting Bee and Sir Hokie of the Second Floor Basement. Both achieved their titles through long-term "layaway" sustaining donations. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and mead" menu and the presentation of virtual signet rings.

The hosts process various donations for knighthoods and damehoods, including a request for the protectorate of Old Town Grayson. They promote listener-run businesses such as Image Makers Inc for executive resumes and Gigawatt Coffee Roasters. A constitutional lawyer offers "free legal advice" to the hosts as they enter their 60s.

The show concludes its primary segments by reading the names of producers who contributed $50 or more. This includes "Sir Chaotic Mass" and "Archduke of Luna." The hosts reiterate the importance of the "Value for Value" model and thank the community for their continued support through "time, talent, or treasure."

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Dame Joan of Bark and Sir Fast Eddie of Alameda. They also celebrate several producer birthdays and discuss a rumor regarding the U.S. Postal Service's stance on wax-sealed envelopes.

A formal knighthood ceremony is held for several producers, including Dame Shadalaine of The Meadows and Sir Del the Elder. The new knights and dames are invited to the "No Agenda Roundtable" and encouraged to visit the show's ring website for custom sizing. The ceremony includes traditional humorous "rent boy" and "escort" credits.

The hosts celebrate several listener birthdays and conduct a formal knighting ceremony for new producers. Stephanie Francis is elevated to Baronetess, and new Knight Sir Fist Rust and Dame Tony are welcomed to the No Agenda Roundtable. The segment includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and mead" menu and information on how new knights can order their official No Agenda rings and wax seals.

Individual donations from producers in Katy, Texas, and Boring, Oregon, are acknowledged. The segment includes "de-douching" rituals for new contributors and a memorial for a long-time listener from the Humboldt Redwoods area.

A series of high-value donations are read, including a $1,234.56 contribution from "Anonymous" to name Marcella the new Dame of Metropolis. Other producers discuss the "Value for Value" concept's appearance in Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" and promote various community events, such as an eclipse meetup in Utopia, Texas.

The hosts acknowledge associate executive producers and celebrate several birthdays within the "Gitmo Nation" community. Brett Samuels is elevated to the rank of Baron Bloodbath, and Marcella is officially dubbed a Dame of the No Agenda Roundtable in a formal ceremony.