2:11:39 You get a credit. You get a credit big on the screen. In this case, Associate Executive Producer, if you donate $200 or above and we'll read your note regardless of what it says, although we have to shorten some of them if they're too long. And $300 and above, you get an Executive Producer credit and we read your note. Both of those credits are good for your lifetime. And they are real official show business credits. You can use them anywhere credits are accepted and recognized, including IMDB.com and LinkedIn. You can start your own pig butchering scam. Hey, baby. Hey, I'm an executive producer for the No Agenda show. Oh, really? Yeah. Send nudes. So we start off with our first example. You know, by the way, I should mention about the pig butchering.
2:12:21 They made it sound in the PBS report that it's only men who are susceptible to this. There's plenty of women have been taken for all their worth. Do you know this for a fact? Yeah, because I saw a special on TV with some woman who was moaning and groaning about being taken. Why wouldn't you take the women? I mean, they're just as susceptible as being suckered as men are. Lena was originally from China, but it's been six years since she moved to Boston for work. Wow! So they make this very elaborate. It's almost believable. Oh, Lena, y'all. She's from China. Well, the pic is coming next. I mean, she's... The pic better show up pretty soon or you're gonna... you should bail out. Yeah, well, that's why she mentioned now that she's Asian because the pic is coming up. Oh, right. So you're not gonna go, oh, Asian chick. You're gonna be ready for it.
2:13:15 Hey, our first executive producer is from Evanston. Oh, by the way, let's run that pic through the reverse image search when you get it to. Oh, good point. Yeah, good point. Well, I'm focusing on the show right now, so... And then call her out. Hey, is this you? It's probably some poor slave. I'm not going to call her out. I'm going to see, do you need help? Turn on your location and I'll send the authorities. Yeah, these people need help. These people need help. It's very sad. Yeah, they do. It's sad. Duke Matthew is from Evanston, Illinois, comes in with $500, a couple of 500s today, which is interesting, don't get those all the time. And Duke says, in the morning, it's been a while, not overboard, you know. Happy New Year, Duke Matthew. Well, now that's a donation note I can get behind. Thank you. That's a good one. Yeah, Ronald Cooper comes in from Flanagan, Illinois, the second $500 donation also from Illinois. How about that?
2:14:10 He's Sir Tech- Tech- Tech- Techitech. Techitech. Well he's going to be. Oh he's going to be. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, right. He's gonna get 500 bucks in, it should bring him to knighthood. He says, call me Sir Techitech. I'm hoping you can send my message out to no agenda nation. I'm at the mercy of Illinois lawmakers taking bogus federal grants for wind energy. I own a fifth-generation family farm and have a company knocking at the door to surround it by windmills, placing one turbine 1,300 feet away from my front door. Oh no, that's a lot of noise. We have formed a group against this action. We are desperately needing donations due to mounting legal fees. You can find the link to our donation site at... You're going to put a link in the... It's easy. It's bit.ly say no to wind.
2:15:13 Bit dot ly say no to win slash say no to yes, no karma needed these spell like Dharma Unless you have the time for your goat out of our frustration. Yeah, we have the time for the goat for 500 bucks Sure course, and surely Ron Cooper sir soon to be to be sir. Tetchy tech. Yes. Here we go Here's your go karma. Of course. You got that you've got karma Diane Bennett, meanwhile, is apparently from... Parts Unknown and sends us 363.22. I wonder if that's a 333, but maybe not. Happy New Year whilst catching up on episodes I missed over Christmas. I was impressed to hear an old classmate of mine show up on 1723. The clips about the German Christmas market incident featured BBC correspondent Anna Foster, who I knew back in the 90s.
2:16:11 I've seen Anna on the BBC reporting from the Middle East and I knew she had done well for herself but making it onto the NOA Agenda show is obviously the pinnacle of her career. Straight up, straight up. Not wishing to be outdone, this was my cue to become executive producer of the best podcast in the universe and with the approval of the peers committee gain my damehood at the same time. How come she's not highlighted here? If she's going to be... She should be damed, no? I mean, I'm looking at this. Well, she doesn't call for it. She wants approval of something or other. Which she doesn't need.
2:16:51 Well, no, and she's not on the list. No. And she doesn't have a date. Okay, well, yeah, put her on the list. Dame Nation north of the wall. I think I should put her on the list because it looks like she's ready to be on the list. Jingle WTC 7 Northumberland's finest Lindisfarne Mead and Newcastle Brune Ale for the roundtable. She's in the UK, I'm guessing. I guess. Northumberland's finest... She's north of the wall, north of... who's the Roman emperor that put the wall up there? She's up north of it. So she wants Northumberland's finest Lindisfarne Mead and Newcastle Brune Ale for the roundtable. Hey lads, can you get on that? What?
2:17:38 It should be Newcastle Brown, so I don't know. Oh, you think it's Brown? She's saying it in a broke... Brune. Brune. Bruneale. Bruneale! Okay. Howey, the lads. Okay. Diane, soon-to-be Dame Nation, north of the wall, and I'll get that lined up for you, and you're on the list. WTC 7 won't go away I can't remember who put that wall there, but it's a big deal. Microchip Nick is up and he's the first associate executive producer. He's from East Hampton.
2:18:18 East Tampton, New Jersey, 23375. Dear, no agenda. Jingles all sharp and full. Pasta glack due to climate change. Please de-douche me. Do that. You've been de-douched. And he specifically says, thanks to Adam for answering emails about podcasting. It's funny you should do that, asking Adam and he gladly answers, These people that are, you know, making the, you know, they got the millions of dollars and they're trying to do this stuff and they don't know what they're doing at all. They won't even talk to him. No. Why would they? It's ludicrous. They should be giving him a fat fee. Producers, please check out to the... Don't you think? Am I wrong? No. If you can get a fee, I'll split it with you for sure.
2:19:08 I'll be your agent. Yes. The Quash Podcast. Q-U-A-S-H as in Quash. Thanks and best microchip Nick. Resist. We much. We must. They're all jitty about a shutdown. The tortice in the race. Then co-author of Who Brees. U2 lead singer Bono. Fran Drescher. Sigournoy Weaver. Suspect Jahar Sinaev. Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh. The show Rush Lombard hosts Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor. I'm gonna shoot you in the face.
2:19:47 With my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit. I got my pasta glock locked and loaded. Due to climate change. There you go. Matthew Martell is next from Boomall, Pennsylvania 21060 and he says, while I can't serve the Noah-Genna nation a delicious cup of coffee or polish up their resumes for their next career moves, I can supply specialty hardware. Visit martellhardware.com that's M-A-R-T-L-E-L-L hardware dot com. Use coupon code TEAMDELULU
2:20:28 Team Delulu for 10% off your order. Hot pockets! Hot pockets. Thank you, Matthew Martel. Martelhardware.com. Specialty hardware. If you're looking for hardware. They've got special... Eli, it's funny, it came up with 10 cents more than Eli the Coffee Guy to 10.05. Oh, he's 260, so he's more than that, it's 55 cents. Bensonville, Illinois, 20105. The problem with current narratives is that we are lied to so often nothing is believable. There you go. Yet conspiracy theories seem completely plausible due to the same gaslighting. The sheriff's presser on the Cybertruck gave me flashbacks of the previous sheriff's pressers on the Mandalay Bay shooter. Oh, yeah.
2:21:19 People should go back and listen to the quality of the No Agenda coverage of that incident. By the way, Sheriff Lombardo went on to become a Nevada governor in part due to his management of the Vegas massacre. Coincidence? I don't think so. Jingle. However, there's a narrative you can always believe. There's one narrative you can always believe. Yes, good coffee makes life better. Visit GickewadCoffeeRoaster.com. Use the code ITM20 for 20% off your order. Stay, and I got my bash, thank you very much. Stay caffeinated, Eli the coffee guy. Coincidence? I think not. Thank you, Eli. Hey, because we agreed to it, I get to do Linda Lupatkin who comes in with $200 from Lakewood, Colorado, associate executive producer, and I shall do my best to do a good read. And she says, changing the ad read. Let's have a meeting. Jobs K, for a resume that gets results, visit ing...
2:22:17 I'm gonna edit that out. For a resume that gets results, vision... ow! For a resume that gets results, visit ImageMakersInc.com for all your resumes and job search needs. That's ImageMakersInc with a K and work with Linda Liu, Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Not easy. I gotta hand it to you, John. It's not an easy one to read. Leslie, meanwhile in Loxahatchee, Florida
2:22:59 Comes in with 200 bucks and has a jingle request of grand baby making karma. We've got that for you. And all hell's gonna break loose. ITM John and Adam, thrilled to be presenting this donation as the raffle winner on behalf of our Florida producer group from our December axe throwing meetup. We have the best meetups ever. Make sure to check it out. Our upcoming meetups in the Miami, Orlando, Tampa, and Jacksonville and more. Go to noagendamedups.com. I want to thank you for your courage and for your humor as you deconstruct and inform. You have helped me and my family stay calm over these last few years. Four more years, at least. I would love grand baby making karma and all hell's gonna break loose and you're gonna need a Bitcoin. Happy New Year's to you both, future Dame.
2:23:53 Equanimous, I think, in training, aka Leslie. You've got Parma. They're saying that all hell is gonna break loose and you're gonna need a bitcoin. And our final Associate Executive Producer with $200 is Jason Wyatt from Calhoun, Georgia says in the morning, good slaves of Gitmo Nation. This is Jason from Presto Trust, the platform that helps businesses get more positive reviews and improve their online reputation.
2:24:31 No jingles needed, just a special offer for the no agenda family. We could use some of this, he should do that for us though. Yeah. Get us some good reviews. If you want more good reviews and fewer bad ones for your business, go to prestotrust.com and use code ITM at checkout for a steep discount. Keep up the great deconstruction. Thanks for keeping us sane, says Jason in Jacksonville, Florida. Jason, get us some good reviews. Yeah, that's what we want. Yeah, we want some good reviews and we'll gladly endorse your product, your service, if we can see some good reviews. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that... Can't go wrong.
2:25:10 That concludes our list of executive and associate executive producers for episode 1727 of the NOAA Gender Show. We are very appreciative of that. Anybody can become an executive or associate executive producer. Go to noagenderdonations.com. We will be thanking anyone who came in $50 and above. at noagendadonations.com in our second segment and of course we always appreciate those sustaining donations any amount any frequency you can set it up yourself it's completely open to you it is value for value go to noagendadonations.com and thank you to our executive and associate executive producers. Our formula is this we go out we hit people in the mouth