2:57:32 Well, the one thing you know for sure is your favorite podcasters are not on the Adrenochrome because we're boomers. Otherwise we'd be looking young and svelte and we'd be just fantastic. But no, no, no Adrenochrome for us. Instead, we have producers who we're going to thank. $50 and above. We have John's tip of the day coming up. We got end of show mixes. There's all kinds of stuff happening. A lot of good meetups, a meetup report. But right now, John, take us through the 50s, if you will, please. Yeah, we're going to start off with we have I can't pronounce his name, is Irish, or you're... is Glasgow? Let me give it a try. Or Scottish? Cherian, Cherian, Doherty? Uh, Cherian... yeah, I'd say Cherian Doherty. Ciarian! Could be. Ciarian.
2:58:17 Karen, maybe it's Karen, Kieran. Could be Karen. Karen, could be Karen. Karen Doherty. But he's in Glasgow. He, she's in Glasgow. 185.88 with a yearly bonus, yearly donation. Thank you. So that's nice. We don't hear enough from our UK folk. No, but they're all afraid to donate. I'm surprised. Yeah, he'll be knocking on the door in a minute. Hello, open up, open up. Sean Homan in Noblesville, Indiana 148 48 Martha Sharp in Lexington, South Carolina 123 45 van Newman in Newman Newman in burl Burnalito Bernalit burn that TLO burn burn that TEO burn that TEO, New Mexico 105 35 sorrel
2:59:10 which is a vegetable. Sorrel Cooper in China, Michigan. Made in China, Michigan. I could have a double meaning. 10114, and he's got a happy birthday shout out to her husband, Sir John of the St. Clair Lowlands. They're gonna move to Arizona. Sorrel, interesting name for a woman. Thomas Burns, 10101. Lucas Williams in Roswell, New Mexico 100. Sir Mike 44 in Bethelto, what are these places? Bethelto, Illinois 100. He wants some yak karma, if you give him that, he'll give you a Bellamy salute, he says. Whatever that is, I don't know if I want one.
3:00:05 Dame Melivation in Colorado Springs, Colorado came in with 100. Sir Sterling in Boise, 81.95. Oh, he's sent in the JCD. He's the one that sent in the red hoodies. I also got some other people to thank, which I'll do in the next show, Ohio Staters, who sent more hoodies in. I got a lot of hoodies now. I also got a note from somebody telling me to be careful if I wear the Ohio State hoodie because I'll be swamped with Ohio State nut balls. Aren't we the best? Curtis Cool in East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, 80, 17, which is Irish boobs, are smiling. He's 17. I don't know. The Irish boobs are smiling. It's a birth date for him.
3:01:07 Kevin McLaughlin, Concord, North Carolina, is 8-0-0-8. He's the Archduke of Loon, a lover of America, lover of boobs. Dame Rita, our friend in Sparks, Nevada, a 76. She says we're doing a great job and she loves our style. She never writes a note. Jackie Horn in Plainfield, Indiana, 67. For her hunk-a-hunk-a burning love, John. All right. It was a birthday. David Hall, 63-31. Peter who Riggle hole hole hole hole hole hole really cool and corn corn iceberg Austria
3:01:50 An Austrian, good. And he's never been deduced, he says. You've been deduced. You're deduced now. He came in with 7263 and he says he just found new work. You helped me through that hard time. Well, that's what we're here for. Elliot Lang, 6006, Sabodepeth in Metairie, Louisiana, 5809. This is his Blofeld donation, 5809. Everybody's coming in with Blofeld donations of 5809. James Edmondson in South Plainfield, New Jersey, 5510. Sir Luke Rayner in London, UK, 5510. Karma for all, we'll give some karma at the end.
3:02:35 Michael Eager in North Bethesda, Maryland, 5276. This is Mike from the Outer Swamp Meetup, a reminder. Kevin Dills in Huntersville, North Carolina, 50. Oh, the rest of these are 50s, and here we go. Kevin, Diane Schwanebeck in Johnsburg, Illinois. Greg Mackey in Medford, Oregon. Phillip Blue in Louisville, Kentucky. Easy Landscapes in North Stonington, Connecticut for you people who need landscaping. Chris Lewinsky in Sherwood Park, Alberta.
3:03:15 A citizen in Bensonville, Illinois. And last on the list, Sir Jerry Wingenroth, our pal there, a regular contributor from Saugus, California. Wonderful. Thank you all so much. No one under 50 mentioned because it's all for reasons of anonymity, but we do again want to thank our executive and associate executive producers for helping us out. What are you drinking? Just polar seltzer. and you can set up a recurring donation. Please consider doing that at noagendadonations.com. Check if you had one because it may have been expired. It does happen around this time of year. Noagendadonations.com. Any amount, any frequency, jobs, karma with the app. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got
3:04:04 That's right. NoahJenTheDonations.com, donate today! Jackie Horn wishes her hunk of hunk of burning love, John, a happy birthday. He turned 67 on March 4th. Sir, face tension. Happy birthday to his late mom, Ann Stedman. She would have celebrated on the 14th. That is a, what do you call that? I forgot the term he used. I have to remember this. The Ides of March. Sir M and Dame Drea wish their son Hambone a happy birthday. He celebrated... He celebrates today. 15 years old today. Sir Proteus, happy birthday to his wife, Avis.
3:04:45 Curtis Cool celebrates his birthday tomorrow. Savannah Schoenecker wishes her amazing boyfriend George Hernandez, or maybe it's Jorge, a happy one, turning 28 on March 21st. And Sorrel Cooper, happy birthday to her husband, Sir John of the St. Clair Lowlands. And we wish all of these people a very happy birthday from everybody here at the Best Podcast in the Universe! And now we're going to start with our Commodores before we get to our Knights, and then we have an upgrade so we'd like to welcome the following people We have a layaway night from Michael Cicora
3:05:42 Who says I'm writing to claim my knighthood. It was a layaway. It happens. People do this months and months, sometimes years, but you can get there. Henceforth I'd like to be known as Sir Mumbly Pig. Sir Mumbly Pig. Hmm. My mother, Linda Sikora, told me about the game of Mumbly Peg last summer, and I knew immediately I needed to make that my night name. Mumbly Peg was born long before the internet when kids had nothing better to do than throw knives at their feet. John, can you explain the game of Mumbly Peg? I always thought it was done with the hands where you had your knife going back and forth But I think maybe it was before my time actually to be honest, which is a long time So I don't think anyone living today knows ever played this well people who played it may not be living anymore because I think Knives
3:06:33 feet and they had to duck or something, I'm not sure. Not a great idea. Noah Jenda is truly the best podcast in the universe. I enjoyed listening with my human resource. Future Miss, Little Miss Mumbly Peg, for all of you on Gitmo Nation night, who is easily achievable with sustaining donations, set it and forget it, but remember to keep them running. And for the round table, he would like some, ah, Cade Fratia e Fratia Lugana, Italian wine. I don't know what that is. With pan-fried walleye and venison pork tacos. Okay, Michael, you will... you're about to be knighted right now. In fact, I'm gonna grab the blade. We have three knights and one dame, John. I got it right here. Very nice. Okay.
3:07:13 Avis, step on up, Michael Sikora, step on up, as well as Ray Samori and Mike Keeler. All four of you about to enter that exclusive club, the Noah Jenner Knights and Dames. I'm hereby happy to pronounce the K-B as Dame Avis, Hugger of Hounds, Sir Mumbly Peg, Sir Woody the Phantom, and Sir Mike. For you we've got Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys and Chardonnay. but also we have window Jane 15 year old whiskey and home-baked Nestle chocolate chip cookies, Cate Frati, Frati Laguna Italian wine with pan fried walleye and venison pork tacos, and some Pat's Blue Ribbon for the trolls. Along with that we've got some ginger ale and gerbil sparkling cider, nestled in Spock and Suburban.
3:07:54 there's always the mutton and meat all four of you head over to know agenda rings calm you can line up behind the Commodores and That means that all you have to do is give us your ring size. It's not that hard. There's a ring sizing guide on the website and Send us an address and you will get that handsome knight or dame ring along with a certificate of authenticity and some wax to seal your important correspondence because It is a signet ring and now we've got some title changes So we have that upgrade we talked about earlier, Sir Mike, Sir Commodore Baron Mike of Clark County, Nevada, slayer of taxes. Sir Scoby will become Sir Scoby Archduke of the Piedmont and Sir Dr. Sharky becomes Duke Sir Dr. Sharky and he claimed Mars so he will become the Lord of Mars. Wow, that's amazing. Thank you all very much.