2:02:55 Please continue your work. This is my value for your value. M.H. We love that. That's exactly what the Value for Value system is supposed to be. We do like crediting you, of course, and thank you for that. Just like Susan Johnson in McKinney, Texas. 369.83. What are these special numbers? Let me see. In March, my birthday was noted for my son who went onto the podium to become a knight of the round table. Epic! I'm following his lead. Please add Elliot Johnson to the birthday list. 469. We'll do that. With this donation, I request the title Dame Susan of the solder wheel. Of the solder wheel. How nice. Let me just double check that...
2:03:37 Your son is on the list here. Yes, he's on the list. Good to go. And thank you very much. Oh, what are you drinking, John? Same thing. La Croix. La Croix. La Croix. I don't know which I pronounce. The Crow. The Crow. The Crow. The Crow. I'm drinking the Crow. The Crow water. It's plain old water. There's no taste. Just water. Yeah. I do like the Pamplemousse. Oh yeah. Pamplemousse. What is pamplemousse? What kind of flavor is that? What is pamplemousse? What is the base flavor of pamplemousse? Grapefruit. Dynamite. Now why they don't call it that, I don't know. You're up. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just sitting here looking at this. You're just drinking or just drinking your water every bit. Water. Jordan Goodfellow in Davenport, Florida. 333.33, which we like to see.
2:04:36 Moving my barony to Florida, we'll need to discuss driving up the territory and dividing him up with my fellow barons in the area. Hopefully it will stay chivalrous. In the meantime, I'd like to make the read easy. Head over to gigrent.com for all of your live event audiovisual equipment rental and management needs. Now with the new Orlando, Florida office. No one does a live read like you, John Cena Dvorak. You are the best. I'm looking forward to the next Pharma meeting for some boots on the ground reporting. If I might request a Obama A-team jingle and a business growth and prosperity karma jingle. May you never find an exit strategy. There's a need for a rescue mission when the world is threatened, the world needs help, it calls on America.
2:05:35 And that's the story. You've got karma. Classic. Haven't heard that one in a while. Love that. It's a good one. Thanks for bringing it back. Sean King in Elpris, Florida. 333.33. Deduce, por favor. You've been deduced. Anonymous, meanwhile, in Columbus, Ohio. 333.33. You guys are cool. Don't mention my name. Don. Why not? Anna333 from Ross Johnson in Eugene, Oregon. Biden tripper! Biden tripper, yeah. In the morning, you missed the cantilevered mic stand behind the monitor speaker to help whoever was shilling backstage.
2:06:24 Notice the gray and black floor tiles on Joe's stage. He's not supposed to walk on the gray ones which contrast obstructions. That's interesting. I'm not sure I understand it entirely. He thinks it was a cantilevered mic when it was the prompter. It was the prompter bag. Yeah. Okay. All right. He wasn't looking down on the gray white or anything else. He wouldn't look at it. Josh, he was just, uh, was, uh, pretty much. Josh Cox in Austin, Texas. That's your neck of the woods or was. Was. Yeah. 333. This is for my mom, Cheryl Cox's birthday on the 7th. This makes her a dame. Nice. I think she's on the list. She will need to write in and tell us what her dame name is. Happy birthday, mom.
2:07:18 So nice sir. Greasy actually on the list with a name or I am well. She's probably just listed as No, she's not she that's I think this is because this was read and Assumed that this is exactly the case she has to write in then we'll wait for us what the Dame name is good That was done properly Correct well done back office Sir Greasemonkey is in Odessa, Texas, also right up the road. After hearing the interview with Elon during the last donation segment, where he and Adam became BFFs for life, I knew it was time to donate. See? It's the secret guest that people are missing when they skip the donation segment. Toots, Sir Greasemonkey of the West Texas oil fields. Thank you very much. All right, sir. Don't pass it on. By the way, he's our first associate executive producer with 250.
2:08:14 I don't have this note. Oh, you didn't get the notes? I got the notes. John from Tucson. I got the notes. John from Tucson. Yeah, I have this note. Typed note. Really, a typed note with a typewriter. Enclosed is my donation of $250 to No Agenda. You have been reading my mind for the last 40 years. All I could do till now was yell at the radio or whatever. I am writing to have me and my wife Melody de-douched. You've been de-douched. We've been hit in the mouth by my second favorite, I like them to keep guessing, human resource Kim, keeper of the nutty fluffers from Oregon. Keep em coming. Please give me an F cancer jingle. Okay, we love doing that.
2:09:06 You've got karma. Buffy and Lance in Oxford, Mississippi. 222.22. I discovered your show during the plandemic and hit my husband in the mouth. Please accept this donation. It's in Oxford, Mississippi. I wonder if I can do better than that. I discovered your show during the plandemic and hit my husband in the mouth. All righty then. Insult them while you're at it. Please accept the donation as we've been seeing Rosa Ducks everywhere. And de-douche. You've been de-douched. Since we're both in desperate need. Love you guys, Buffy and Lance. Aww, thank you Buffy and Lance. We love you too.
2:09:53 John's in Columbus, Ohio and says, Dear Adam, Dear John, Gitmo Nation, I donate today because I've achieved a great feat. I was recounting some insane news story about how meat makes you fat or something stupid like that to my smoking hot wife and after a short pause she blurts out, Sounds like an op! I did it! She's one of us! I'd also like to add that I took Megyn Kelly's advice and tried listening to the last few No Agenda episodes at two times speed and all I could make out was John bumping his mic stand. You'll have somebody to back you up. Anyways, stack sat silver and shotgun shells. It's gonna get weird out there folks. Stay dangerous! John at Immediate Casualty Care.
2:10:38 Dame Christina Pearl in Deputy. She's our flight attendant. In Indiana, she's in Indiana. She is. That's what she says. First of all, thank you, Brother Adam, for remembering my birthday, although I think the keeper has something to do with this. I don't know. I asked my husband, Sir Robert Charles of Deputy, Charlie, Deputy Charlie, for the Too Many Eggs book for my birthday and he told me he'd download the free PDF. Well done! Here you go, babe.
2:11:17 To too many eggs calm if you want to get a free copy he did get me a hard copy as a gift although it was Unsigned by Mimi. Oh, no. Oh well then on my birthday morning the he said oops I forgot to send a birthday donation for you, so he'll need some husband karma this guy Yeah, he does if he wants to stay a husband second Although I've never flown with Sir BNA as he is very junior to me, I've been saying in the morning in my PAs since at least November of 2020, and I know this because I tooted about it. I had the pleasure of flying with Sir PTWOB.
2:11:59 Something I don't we both used ITM on our PAs which had the other flight attendants running to the interphone to ask What the heck is is this in the morning? If you know, you know, sir BNA stated. It's a good opportunity to hit people in the mouth, sir PTW OB told me that he has even had some ATC call ITM back to him. Oh recording N.A. indeed has many fans in the airline industry. Thank you both for everything you do. For N.A. Nation, may you never find an exit strategy. Much love, L.U.V. from Dame Christina. Aw, thank you, Dame Christina Pearl. Corey Getty is in Port Charlotte, Florida. 20202, palindrome ducks from Sir Fauci's throat. Please accept this donation of 202.02.
2:12:54 Jingles, FauciWeez, Fauci, good to be here, bruv, and oh Elon, also some Trump Pelosi jobs karma. Hold on a second, thank God, always have that ready. For my father, the Tallahassee meetup was a grand old time. Thank you very much, from Corey. Oh Elon, good to be here, bruv. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. And jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got karma. Sir Ron Nooren in Vuuten. Vloten. Vloten. Vloten. Vloten, Netherlands. Vloten, yes. Vloten. Yeah. ITM, a donation in honor of my dad, Kees Nooren, who passed away last Monday. Case. Case. Case Nooren. Case.
2:13:50 I'm gonna remember that. Case, please play F Cancer jingle for all the producers and extended families who need it. Keep up the outstanding work. Regards, Sir Ron Doran. Sorry about that, Ron. You've got karma. Linda Lupatkin in Lakewood, Colorado. Our final Associate Executive Producer $200. Actually, there's one more. Oh yes, you're right, because it's a Candanavian. Well, I'll do this one. Jobs, jobs, karma for all you job seekers out there. And to give yourself a competitive edge, go to imagemakersinc.com for all your executive resume and job search needs. That's imagemakersinc.com. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got karma. I think I'm getting better at it.
2:14:49 Yeah? Yeah, I'm working on it. Sir Spencer in Canada came in with 250 Canadian dollar rets, no jingles, no karma, baronet Sir Spencer. Sherwood Park, Alberta. And we thank all of these executive and associate executive producers for supporting episode 1562. We have a couple more to do. John, I'll take you through those in a moment, but I do want to read our layaway night note. Garrett Ivester, who will be knighted today, attaches my proof of knighthood from two separate recurring donations. My first being $10 a week. Then I switched to the 75 cents per hour donation.
2:15:27 Is this on Dvorak.org slash NA? I love that idea. That's a cool idea. No, that's the $4.00. Yeah, that's the same as $4.00. I think that's $4.00 a week donation. I think I finally hit knighthood back in November but have not sent in my info until now. The plan took a few years but it slowly adds up. I encourage all listeners to get any type donation program because we can all afford something to keep this great show running strong. I would like to be known as Sir Givester of Murrtown and would like to shout out my dad Stu since he's the one who hit me in the mouth. Can you please play a whoopee classified scream and also some human resource karma as me and my wife. Is it me and my wife or is it my wife and I? My wife and I. Yeah, I thought that was kind of weird. Hold on a second. Classified. You can say whatever you want.
2:16:16 Where's my, uh, where's my Ruby? Oh, there it is. Uh, we're expecting identical twin girls in less than a month! Now how does he know they're identical? Seriously. Do you know that beforehand they're gonna be identical? Can you see that? I guess in the early days of the, uh, of the visualization maybe they're still glued together. Oh, and diet coke for me at the round table. Keep up the good work. Okay, you got it. Classified! You've got karma. And John's gonna take us through the 50s with the rest of the donors for today. Yeah, we'll start with Aaron in Denver. Came in with $156.10. He did write a note.
2:17:01 And we don't read these lower ones, but we can give him a de-douching that he reflects. You've been de-douched. Sir Knight, Gray Rider and Sherwood, Oregon, one two three, and by the way, Aaron was one fifty six ten. Sir Gray Rider is one two three two one. Kevin Dreggers in Melrose, Florida. 1111. With a deduce request. He's a deducer. You've been deduced. His mom's on the birthday list. Ronnie Shambless in Attica, Indiana. 100. Tim Harwood in Corvallis, Oregon. 100. He's got a little note there for you.
2:17:48 He also has a note for me, says the newsletter is dynamite. And boom, Kevin McLaughlin, Locust, North Carolina, 8008, boobs right at the top of the list along with Robert Osweig, Ossegweda, Ossegweda in Eastern Connecticut, 8008, and Jason Shepard in Superior, Colorado, just down the road from Inferior, Colorado, 8008, Richard Thompson in New Townards, UK, 7777, he's actually in Ireland or Northern Ireland. Dame DeLorean in Kansas City, Missouri, 6969.
2:18:31 He's got a birthday, she's put a birthday on there for someone. For Sir Spencer, sure. Sir Spencer. Donald Lipinski in Austin, Texas, your buddy, 69. Top-notch heating and cooling. That's what it is. And air. It's top-notch heating and air. Top-notch heating and air in Mantee, Utah, $64. And they'll do a clean up for you. Cameron Linga in North Branch, Minnesota. Nuts. It's just pronounced Ling, idiot. 62-33. Needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched. Anonymous in Columbus, Ohio. 60. Sir Dagwood in Spokane, Washington. 57-51.
2:19:18 Gurgana Yankova in Chesham, UK. 5678 James Zwart in Madison, South Dakota. He got a birthday gift. Aw, he's human resource Ainsley. He's so proud of her. Nice. 9th birthday. 5510. Sir Rain Man in Canyon, Texas, 5427, another birthday call out for himself. Michael Gates, 5280, Josiah Thomas in Ankeny, Iowa, 51, Steve Sanders in Casey or Case, Casey or Case, not sure, South Carolina, thanks for the vaccine information. And now we have $50 donors, name and location, one after the other, Christopher McClimont
2:20:08 Merrick's ville, New South Wales, Alex Zavala in Kyle, Texas, Michael Labarre in Williamston, Michigan. By the way, the Australian was probably 140. Michael Shelton in New York, Hannibal, Hannibal, New York, Matthew Smith in Colchester, Suffolk, Ryan Tiernan in North Providence, Rhode Island, Philip Kuzminowski in Austin, Texas, Jonathan Ferris in Liberal, Kansas. Justin Cruz in Tehachapi, California. Ed Mizurak in Memphis. Robertson Holm. Robertson Holm in Flint, Michigan. Jonathan Meyer in Zinnia, Ohio. Laurie Carl Crooks in Thornbury, Victoria, Australia. Wow. Capic Chiropractic in Capic, Michigan.
2:21:06 George Wuschett in Laverna, Texas. Sir Luke Rayner in London, UK. He wants karma for everybody. We'll put that at the end. Miranda Wonder in Tallahassee, Florida. She's got a... She might have a 90 or something. She becomes a dame. Don't misgender her. I want to wish Raoul, you're right, I misgendered it, it's for her husband. Raoul, Raoul, rhymes with pal, a happy birthday. I know I worked a long time on Damehood, but to thank you for all you do, for introducing me to the show and to celebrate your amazing talents as a bassist and sound engineer, I want you to have the knighthood.
2:21:46 I love you always. Can you please knight him Sir Ralligator of the Panhandle Swamp and can he change it if he chooses? Well, of course. Thank you, John Adam, for all you do. Well, thank you. What a nice thing to do. What a nice gesture, Miranda. You got it. Steven Cremey in El Cajon, California. Jason Deluzio in Miami Beach. And last on our list is William Dolgay in Bristolville, Ohio. These people all made this show a possibility. And here we are, we're still doing the show. Thanks to them. And we thank Michael Shelton, he wanted some health karma, he's recovering from a mystery illness. As well as Sir Rainman, he had wanted karma and pregnancy karma for his wife, and we've got them for you. We'll give you a goat karma for that for the pregnancy of course. You've got it.