Topic: Instant Knight

A series of listener donations are acknowledged, including requests for "Jobs Karma" for those seeking employment or facing layoffs in the tech sector. Robert Pattinson Jr. is knighted as a new executive producer, receiving a traditional "Hookers and Blow" style title. The segment concludes with a list of various contributors from around the world, including Australia, India, and the UK.

The hosts acknowledge a wide range of donations, including a report from a listener in Singapore regarding "slave cards" and a gift of Energel pens. A new "Instant Knight" tier is introduced for the upcoming 12/13/14 show date, allowing top donors to have their names included in the official episode title.