8 chapters across the catalog
No Agenda Value-for-Value, D-Day Coordination Joke
The hosts discuss the logistics of recording the Christmas special and the "value-for-value" model that supports the show. They joke that their inability to coordinate simple tasks means they should never be in charge of military operations like D-Day. They encourage listeners to support the show through "time, talent, and treasure" at their donation website.
Associate Executive Producer Credits and Personal Anecdotes
The hosts acknowledge several high-value donations, including a $333.33 contribution from Crystal Galarte. John Dvorak shares a story about building a "Sterling" kit car with a Porsche engine in his youth, which led to mechanical frustrations. The segment also features a promotion for Linda Lu's executive resume service and various birthday wishes for the "No Agenda" community.
Viscountess Dame Patricia, Sir Donald and Delivery Drone Karma
Viscountess Dame Patricia of Biscayne Bay and Sir Donald of the Fire Bottles contribute to the show. Sir Donald marks five years of listening and requests "delivery drone karma" for the holiday season. The hosts discuss the transition of listeners from other podcasts like Atomic Insights to the No Agenda community.
Sir Finch contributed a "1-2-3-4-5-6" donation and requested the "China is Asshole" jingle. The hosts concluded the first segment of executive producer acknowledgments, emphasizing that these titles are legitimate credits that can be used on professional resumes and LinkedIn profiles to recognize financial production support.
The show acknowledges several high-value donors, including Sir Donald Borowski and Jamie Scott, who contributed to the value-for-value model. A request for a "vocal fry" jingle is honored, and various sound effects are played for long-time listeners. The segment reinforces the community-funded nature of the podcast and the rewards for those who support the show's production.
Associate Executive Producer Credits and Knighting
Producers Arthur Thompson, Angela Castaneda, and others are recognized for their financial contributions. The hosts discuss the "10-4" donation trend and fulfill requests for "F Cancer" jingles and health-related karma for listeners and their families.
Knighting Ceremony for Sir Donald Earl of Mills
A formal knighting ceremony is held for Sir Donald Earl of Mills for his $1,000 contribution. The ceremony includes the traditional No Agenda list of "rewards," such as hookers and blow, brisket, and Polish potato vodka, as he is welcomed to the No Agenda Round Table.
Knighting Ceremony, Sir Donald of the Fire Bottles
Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Donald Borofsky, dubbing him "Sir Donald of the Fire Bottles." The ceremony includes the traditional recitation of the "Round Table" rewards, ranging from single malt scotch to various cultural and dietary indulgences.
