Topic: Seattle

177 chapters across the catalog

Scott Adams Redux
Episode 1841

1841: Scott Adams Redux

Super Bowl LXI Predictions, Seattle Seahawks vs. New England Patriots

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak discuss the upcoming Super Bowl matchup between the Seattle Seahawks and the New England Patriots on February 8, 2026. Dvorak posits that the NFL Hall of Fame snubbed Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft due to their support for Donald Trump, suggesting the league's political leanings might influence the game's outcome. They review various prop bets involving halftime performers Bad Bunny and Green Day, as well as potential political protests by players.

Feces Thesis
Episode 1839 1:22:00 - 1:26:17

1839: Feces Thesis

Seattle Awarded $30 Million in CHOP Zone Lawsuit

A King County jury awarded $30 million to the family of Antonio Mays Jr., a teenager killed in Seattle's CHOP zone in 2020. The verdict found the City of Seattle liable for creating dangerous conditions by abandoning the East Precinct and allowing protesters to control the area. This legal precedent may lead to similar wrongful death lawsuits in other cities that permitted autonomous protest zones.

Feces Thesis
Episode 1839 1:26:20 - 1:28:58

1839: Feces Thesis

Infiltration of Protester Signal Chats and Ham Radio

Protest organizers in Seattle and Minnesota are reportedly moving away from Signal group chats after discovering they were infiltrated by law enforcement. Some activists are suggesting the use of ham radios and "phone trees" for secure communication. However, experts warn that operating ham equipment without an FCC license can result in fines up to $15,000.

No Agenda Christmas 2025
Episode 1828 29:07 - 32:28

1828: No Agenda Christmas 2025

Hoverboard Fire Hazards, Marijuana Stocking Stuffers

The hosts discuss holiday safety, specifically the risk of hoverboards catching fire when parked under Christmas trees. They also reference a news report from Seattle regarding the popularity of marijuana as a stocking stuffer, including an $80 "comically large joint" that has become a top seller at local dispensaries.

Boomer Mode
Episode 1724 1:22:06 - 1:25:50

1724: Boomer Mode

Big Cat Deaths at Wildlife Sanctuaries and Zoos

Wildlife sanctuaries in Washington and zoos in Phoenix and Seattle have reported deaths of big cats, including tigers and mountain lions, due to avian influenza. Veterinarians are implementing foot baths and stricter food protocols to protect endangered species. The virus is described as unusually deadly to mammals in this current strain.

Umpty Ump
Episode 1709 2:39:45 - 2:43:01

1709: Umpty Ump

Boeing, Machinist Union Strike Update

Negotiations have resumed between Boeing and the striking machinists union after seven weeks of production stoppages. While the two sides have neared an agreement on wages, the restoration of traditional retirement benefits remains a major sticking point. The union argues that Boeing broke previous promises not to move operations out of the Seattle area in exchange for benefit concessions.

Flying Cars
Episode 1675

1675: Flying Cars

San Francisco Fireworks Cancellations, Drone Show Failures

San Francisco and Berkeley canceled official Fourth of July fireworks displays, citing reasons ranging from budget savings to COVID-19 precedents. While some neighboring areas like Richmond held shows on July 3rd, the lack of pyrotechnics in major hubs served as a potential economic indicator. In Seattle, a drone light show malfunctioned when approximately 50 drones fell into the water, an incident the designer attributed to GPS interference caused by solar flares.

ungreen
Episode 1659 2:06:12 - 2:08:24

1659: ungreen

Seattle Asylum Seekers, Kent Hotel Funding Dispute

A group of asylum seekers in Seattle is protesting a move from a hotel in Kent, claiming the city has not paid the bill. The city of Seattle clarified it is committed to funding housing for 45 families through June, but the location of the shelter may change, causing frustration among the families.

e-Safety
Episode 1654 37:26 - 39:57

1654: e-Safety

Julie Inman Grant, CIA and Microsoft Background

Biographical details of Australian E-Safety Commissioner Julie Inman Grant reveal she was born in Seattle and worked for Microsoft before moving to Australia. The hosts highlight her past offer of a case agent position with the CIA, which she reportedly declined. Her career trajectory from U.S. congressional advisor to a high-level regulator in Australia is cited as evidence of deep-state influence in international censorship efforts.

Food Noise
Episode 1606 3:11:54 - 3:16:52

1606: Food Noise

No Agenda Meetups, TMI Report and ISO Clips

A summary of upcoming No Agenda meetups across the U.S. and Europe, including events in Seattle, Indianapolis, and Austin. The segment includes a "TMI" audio report from a recent gathering and the selection of "In Search Of" (ISO) clips for the show's soundboard.

Quippy
Episode 1581 2:22:29 - 2:28:32

1581: Quippy

Associate Executive Producers, Resume Services

Dame Slammy and Sir Dude Chink are recognized for their support from Bastrop, Texas. Linda Lou Patkin is promoted for her executive resume services at Image Makers Inc. Lionel Ewing from Seattle requests "refit karma" for his sailboat, "Sideways," as he prepares to sail around the world. The hosts read a long list of $50 donors from across the United States.

Gerontocracy
Episode 1577 2:28 - 7:48

1577: Gerontocracy

Taylor Swift Eras Tour Seismic Activity and Media Gimmicks

Seismologists reported that fans at a Taylor Swift Eras Tour concert in Seattle's Lumen Field generated seismic activity equivalent to a 2.3 magnitude earthquake. Professor Jackie Kaplan-Auerbach analyzed data showing identical rhythmic patterns over two nights, attributed to the crowd's synchronized dancing and jumping. The hosts express skepticism regarding the timing of the report, suggesting the "SwiftQuake" narrative may be a recycled media gimmick used for concert promotion.

COBALT
Episode 1559 1:14:49 - 1:19:07

1559: COBALT

No Agenda Episode 1558 Artwork Review

The hosts review the artwork submissions for the previous episode, focusing on a piece titled "Media Ties" featuring Russian mercenary-themed cigarette packaging. They discuss the technical merits of the design, including color contrast issues for colorblind viewers. Other discussed pieces include a satirical "Seattle's Best Fentanyl" trailer and a tribute to the late Tina Turner that was deemed inappropriate for the show's timing.

Mediatized
Episode 1558 25:33 - 27:29

1558: Mediatized

Seattle Harm Reduction and Fentanyl Crisis

Seattle City Councilwoman Sarah Nelson questioned health workers regarding the city's harm reduction model, which provides drug paraphernalia like pipes and needles rather than focusing on treatment. The discussion characterizes these policies as a "murder mechanism" that fails to address the soaring fatal overdose rates.

TRANSNOODLE
Episode 1392 42:35 - 46:38

1392: TRANSNOODLE

Global Vaccine Mandate Protests and Labor Walkouts

Reports of protests against vaccine mandates emerge from Trieste, Italy, and various U.S. sectors. Significant labor disruptions are noted in the Seattle Police Department, Washington State Highway Patrol, and among General Electric employees in Greenville. Additionally, the NHL suspended Evander Kane for using a fake vaccination card.

Woke Waiver
Episode 1476 1:54:48 - 1:58:21

1476: Woke Waiver

Dame Karen and Sir David, Anniversary and Birthday Donations

New knights and dames are recognized, including Dame Karen, a hunter from the Swiss Alps who provides wild game to her family. A donation from David Nelson honors his son's 33rd birthday and notes the decline of Seattle. The "magic number" 33 is celebrated through a "rubalizer" jingle, marking a classic No Agenda donation tier.

Publical Emergency
Episode 1471 2:54:41 - 2:59:28

1471: Publical Emergency

Bruce Springsteen Ticket Prices, Seattle Audubon Name Change

Bruce Springsteen fans are outraged over Ticketmaster's "dynamic pricing" model, which has seen some tickets for his upcoming tour reach $5,000. In other news, the Seattle chapter of the Audubon Society is dropping "Audubon" from its name due to the namesake's historical ties to slavery. This move is part of a broader trend of "canceling" historical figures, which comedian Bill Burr recently critiqued in his latest stand-up special.

Bi-Pox
Episode 1461 1:58:46 - 2:03:29

1461: Bi-Pox

Noodle Boy Origins, 2011 Seattle Protest, Woke Genesis

The hosts revisit the 2011 "Noodle Boy" clip, featuring a young restaurant worker in Seattle advocating for workers to seize the means of production from the owner. This clip is identified as the "genesis of woke" culture and socialist entitlement that has since become mainstream.

900
Episode 900 2:14:32 - 2:18:50

900: 900

Seattle Protest and the Preschool Teacher Rant

A video from a Seattle protest features a woman delivering a profanity-laced speech against white supremacy, capitalism, and the US empire. The speaker, who identifies herself as a preschool teacher, demands that white people "pay up" with their money and lives for social change. The hosts express shock that an individual with such extreme views is responsible for teaching young children.

Lawful but Awful
Episode 1444 2:33:25 - 2:39:13

1444: Lawful but Awful

Donor Thank Yous, Meetup Announcements

The hosts read a long list of $100 and $50 donors, including Sir Kevin McLaughlin and Sir Patrick Coble. Coble is tasked with overseeing upcoming No Agenda meetups in Seattle, Charlotte, and Denver. The segment includes birthday shout-outs for various producers and their family members across the United States and Europe.