2:32:52 It's like phoneliness. Yeah, phoneliness... End of show mix coming up So we're value for value, which means of course we don't take pharmaceutical ads. No creepy corporate money no advertising at all We also don't force you into subscribing and doing things Oh, if you don't subscribe... Special episodes! Yeah, oh premium content! Join our Patreon. No none of that. We give this show to you twice a week And do with it what you want If it brings you joy, if it brings you value then consider sending us some value back. That is a very simple agreement It's not hard at all and 97% of people maybe even more never send us anything No they never do no they never do They never do luckily enough people Do have that 3 percent that we can make it work? And it has been working for 16 years But you should look at yourself in the mirror
2:33:49 How long have you not supported the show? Now there are many ways you can do it. Time, talent treasure so we accept all... We love cost-cutting measures such as websites promotions of course we have our boots on the ground everyone's a producer whether you support us monetarily or not You send us some information that only you know about. This is very helpful." We have a lawyer who was following the Missouri versus Biden case, did you know? That Bobby the Op tried to get in on that lawsuit and he got thrown out! He got rejected... I did not know that Yeah, he got rejected. He filed a brief... No standing. Mmmmm....I'm not sure if they gave him a no-standing. It had to be it Well if you wait for second, I can tell ya
2:34:38 Because our lawyer who's coming to the meetup, by the way. I look forward to meeting him He sent me a note here. Of course. I can't find it well That's just one of the many notes we get I also got a note about Tom Swift and The Hardy Boys I Didn't know what would it say? Well, I did not know that Tom Swift The Hardy Boys and more were all published by the Stratemeyer syndicate And the Stratemeyer syndicate was this guy, Stratemeyer who just started publishing all these books and he used... so he said Victor Appleton is the guy that wrote Tom Swift but there were multiple writers. He was really smart! So there was no one author of The Hardy Boys, Tom Swift or any of this other stuff I didn't know that
2:35:32 Cartoonists do that too. Let me see, yes Scott Adams. Let me see... Oh no, Scott actually does his own material Nancy drew the Hardy Boys Tom Swift the Bobsy Twins The Rover Boys and many more! And I also learned something else Tom Swift and his electronic rifle Do you know what that was used for later? Killing Nazis No it's where the term laser came from A Taser, I'm sorry to say. Taser Tom Swift and his electronic rifle TSER. I don't believe that for a minute says it right here on the wiki but it doesn't mean anything must be true no the taser company is the taser is a brand is a company name they said that's where they got it from so I kind of believe that
2:36:27 Yeah, this is the kind of fan- see that's happy news right there. If we could only... There you go! You did it! If only naked news ladies could present this and say no agenda show, they'd be much better off So we accept all kinds of, all forms of time and talent. We love our artists. We appreciate what you guys do so much and it really is the cherry on top for us after every single show. We sit down and were doing the credits like let's choose something great for us. And grouse about art! Grouse about it! It makes us happy, it really does. So we want to thank Dame Kenny Benn Is this the second time in a row for her? No
2:37:04 No, but she knows she missed one. She would have been a kick for bagger I think Well Dame Kenny Ben brought us the artwork for episode 1605 we titled that techno douche And now I'm trying to get to the art generator our generators and seem to be responding Can you get to the art generate? Oh here it is yeah, I'm on the art generator came through it came through was slow for some reason oh Let's take a look at what other and this was her Her instant protest box which contains 33 items and out of it was little palace Palestine flag little scarf You know, I got people sending. I got the boys from Mercy Me They were texting me Oh we can't wait to hear this show that art just tells me it's gonna be a doozy Yeah, I agree That's that's part of what the artwork is supposed to do
2:37:56 So let's see what else we had. We had nothing now, Jim Cramer with a creepy look now the two slices of bread stop war which is also Kenny Ben. No that's not the Met both are overt war rules was it was the right idea but it just wasn't cool yeah The Book With War Rules yet didn't quite do I like to debunkable by day also Dame Kenny been the drink debunkable why don't we use that did we even discuss No, we didn't use it because neither one of us... You were like what is there and I said the only thing i like is the instant protest. And we just kind of decided that was the end It was a very short meeting. It was rather short meeting yes thats true
2:38:39 But I let you have that one, and also let you have the title. I mean, I had titles and you said, I like techno douche! And I was like okay... No no no, you liked techno douche too. You also liked the art. This is an agreement situation where we both have to agree It's not one guy lording it over the other one like he just tried to make it sound. It's usually like, I gotta go somewhere just use that Mm-hmm. Well, that does happen Congratulations has happened Congratulations Dame Kenny Ben we really appreciate the work that you do and all of our no agenda artists and unlike You know real jobs that pay cash money instead of a credit it will give you a true review We'll tell ya but if we say nothing was there then your art wasn't just it wasn't good enough So where we're honest were here for you And we love it that you're there for us and we really appreciate that
2:39:33 Now on to the treasure portion. We have some interesting notes to get to today and I got a couple of emails, people were concerned about Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch in Lower Slobovia knowing that he is of the Muslim persuasion like hey man! I hope that comes back after all the way you guys position the war What did we do? Nothing. Nothing, and in fact there he is, Sir Animus of Dogpatch and Loers Lobovia right on cue thank you could not have been a better time and he sent a longer than usual note but also 2356 as his donation amount We're always humbled by you Sir Animus of Dogpatch and Loers Lobovia So let's hear his wise words this is a wise man that's all we know about him is that he's wise
2:40:23 Thank you to all the producers that support this show with time, talent and treasure. Again we watch neglected human and political issues raging in extreme violence at a time other parts of the world are already in flames Palestine isn't the only example of disenfranchised regions giving rise to conflicts and demonstrating the ongoing failure of the United Nations in supporting justice over the might-make sense aphorism. Aphorism? What is aphorism? Aphorism. Aphorism, what is that? It's like an old saying... The attacks by both sides are terrible and the human slaughter of women children elderly and innocent civilians is wrong Thank you two for offering some balance in this political and not religious conflict Yes thank you
2:41:19 Seeing our respective faiths attacked hurts us all anti-semitic and Islamophobic reaction have quickly returned in the turn the other cheek Christian world Justifying killing on both sides Thank you m5m and politicians Nikki Haley for again making out religious groups terrorists and killing Jews and Muslims acceptable for those wondering about attitude in the region It has quickly turned hostile following the West's overt side-taking. Western political leaders can rest assured Russia and China will make inroads, Jordan is about as close to Russia as Venezuela is to the US
2:42:03 As was stated in Team America, this is 911 times dot-dot. Well 911 times 100 I think is what they said Nobody knows what it is 911 times a hundred NJNK, seronimous of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia. I love that guy. I love his wisdom Well he's out and about He's in the region He's doing something we don't know where he is He's in the region a lot. Yeah, well he is in the region that what he does which means his boots on the ground and a top executive producer of The No Agenda Show we thank you very much Anonymous Douglas McFate shows up in second place although it's not a competition
2:42:53 He's in Waller, Texas. Yeah, it's interesting you have these Texans coming up here indeed I TMI and thoroughly enjoy the show and it's high time. I got off my douchebag ass and make a donation please de douche me You've been D douched Pronouncing pronunciate me as Skunkbeard, Knight of the Third Coast. And revel us with the yak karma for all! God bless... Dub McFate in Waller Texas. You've got karma Then we have Mary New? New? New? N-E-W? Nooo from Wills Point Texas Oh she has a note which is attached
2:43:46 Here we go, number two. Mary, Mary New. Dear John Adam... and this is $1,033. Short note! It says short note nice. Dear John Adam granted is your well-earned one thousand dollars and thirty three cent in donation I see 33 everywhere when you said PhD I could not resist gotta have one please send my media deconstruction send me my media deconstruction PhD For over 10 years, I've been listening with Bose speakers hooked up in my kitchen where I slave making healthy food for hubby that hit me in the mouth. Kimchi egg salad kombucha micro greens kefir cheese sun oven grass-fed beef! I don't listen to anything but you and my husband. Moved from Wisconsin to Texas and bought a monolithic dome oh
2:44:41 Cool, so they live in a dome. Yeah monolithic domes send the picture I want to see that short and sweet no jingles would like German Dornfelder wine and Sicilian beef speed any speed speed any At the roundtable day Mary of the domestead Thank you okay. I gotta write this down German Dornfelder wine never heard of this in my life German Dornfelder wine. I think Dornfelder is a brand of Riesling. German Dornfelder wine and what was that other product she wanted? I don't know. Okay, well you read the next one and I'll add this here. Edward Terent in Dillsburg Pennsylvania.
2:45:29 And he came in with a thousand. It says, Jingles F Cancer don't eat me Joe anything with the Jitty Reverend and a Bitcoin In the morning mofos thank you so much for everything you do I've been a douchebag for too long many now have too many years now please deduce You've been de-douched! I first heard you both on Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis An age ago, and I don't we were on that show. They must have clipped us And only have heard one other person mentioned that interview on this show It's the second Clyde Lewis donation you go Thank You Chris is also too far back to recall actually I remember it it wasn't that far back? I've been hooked ever since and they can honestly say everyone for the birth of you I wouldn't have made it through their rough past six years That my life
2:46:21 That has been my life. Jesus Christ, joking but not! Please give me a birthday shout out to my beautiful baby kid Alana Phoenix on 11-7 I don't know if she's on the list or not. Yeah she is She's the best and it will kill me until I see you again The message to her a shout-out to my son Edison Edison Finn as well. I love you both Can I please get an F cancer for my dad who passed this year on my birthday? Can't beat those odds. I love you, and no you are where you want to be I'm sorry It took me so long to donate if you read The off the air part of this note you will hopefully have an Easter egg to add to your show sometime down the line. The PHB program is a fantastic idea! I'm in and it adds to my grand plan, genius please knight me Sir Phoenix Finnegan of the Pennsylvania Totarians thank you both over and over F Pennsylvania
2:47:20 They're saying that all hell is going to break loose and you're gonna need a Bitcoin. You've got karma, I must say my uh, my PhD came in my diploma. Yeah. I, uh, I was so happy when I thought it looked so nice I took a picture of it, which you included in the newsletter. You tweeted and I put in the newsletter Now that thing got 3,000 likes Yeah more than anything What was interesting
2:48:05 A large portion of people said, oh my god look at those teeth! Which was cool. I think you got if you had 3 000 likes you had 2 000 tooth likes and a thousand t-shirt likes And what was also amazing I think a lot of people thought that I had actually graduated and gotten my PhD. A lot of people were like, wow! That's so great congratulations good job well done you must have worked hard. And you can blow that picture up and it clearly said no agenda show. I know I know there was a high degree of people who just thought I got my degree. You know like oh wow Curry did that he got new teeth but you know what i mean
2:48:46 Like really, like went to school. You mean a school education degree as opposed to a cod show degree? It was fun though. Mark Borst. Parts unknown Mr. Mark. Hey guys! A thousand. Originally I became a knight at Show 1500 with your two-time donation promotion... that was the BOGO Although I'm not sure if I was ever knighted back then, although I could have missed my name amongst the chaos of that episode since I was listening at 2.5 speed back then lol and since I felt like a cheapskate! And never got my ring Now my ceiling is getting dull so i could use the wax About to finish paying for my oldest in college and getting ready to start over with my youngest How could I pass up a 1K PhD for myself?
2:49:35 Thanks for your six plus hours a week in the morning. Dr.. Sir becoming heroic Yes, instant nights you get the ceiling wax and you get your PhD And you're an executive producer does it get any better? I would suggest he goes to no agenda rings calm and put in for the ring yes He will and you also put him for the certificate your PhD diploma at the same site and You I sense he never did that No, but he will now because he felt like a cheapskate. Now he's up the ante and good to go I love people like that It's good He might just not do anything He might
2:50:14 Patricia Cross, another parts unknown donator $1,000 and she says I did it. I finally pulled the trigger and made my first donation My niece turned on me that turned me onto your show in July of this year She turned off me Turned on me the turn me onto your show in July of this year And I'm hooked! I decided that the PhD would make a great early Christmas present to myself By the way, it would be a good Christmas present for anybody. I would like to be referred to as that dame stitchy woman Keep up the great work Patricia Cross That dame stitchy woman? I like it Sir Who's Cadaver Well parts unknown but thats from The Netherlands 1000 In The Morning Adam and John Who doesn't want to be PhD in media deconstruction or maybe better Media Nihilism so Doctor of Philosophy
2:51:10 Name at the certificate Albert Peter Jurjen Verheij. Noagenderings.com you can put in whatever if you want a shout out to the NA Lowlands community thank you for your courage Sir Goest Kadaver I also have to say that is a yeah, you have to go to the website they get this done and man sending us the names of stuff it's just no we don't have the address here may I say something may I say that certificate It's good. I mean, and I want to compliment Jay because did Jay do most of the work on that? Yeah. And she designed a seal. The seal. I mean it's a raised seal is beautiful. The only thing aren't some PhD certificates bigger or is that only for medical doctors? No that's about the right size. Some are smaller Well, it's a beautiful...it is beautiful and Tina went That's beautiful! I'm going to frame that
2:52:07 So she will. And it's going on my wall, prominently displayed... It is an outstanding product that's all I need to say. We don't do products on this show! That's a complimentary product thingy. It's like our tote bag. Hey you want a tote bag? Give your money to KQED. You want a PhD?! Yeah give your money to No Agenda. There ya go You know, there's got to be people that... I mean it's an interesting promotion and if you end this kind of the people especially in the public broadcasting segment which i have worked in who think
2:52:50 We do the tote bag and they, could we do this? No. And you know they're gritting their teeth well... No! Only no agenda can pull this off Why can't we do it because we just can't Yeah and because we deliver value twice a week six hours more than six hours a week we deliver value You're delivering regurgitated talking points and poop It has no value. What does have values, Dame Karen? Yes She comes in with a thousand dollars and says John and Adam I thank you both for the best podcast in the universe And thank you for helping us keep our sanity over the years Please award this degree to my wonderful husband Bradley Selser aka Sir Brad 1x Love Dame Karen
2:53:42 And she would like some Reverend Al plus R2D2 karma. Sir Adam Giant, Cary North Carolina 500 executive producer. In the morning Adam and John my birthday falls on tomorrow's show day so I decided to celebrate with a no agenda executive producer gift to myself please also include the customary biscuit I think i have a biscuit for you. Here's your biscuit They always give me a biscuit on my birthday Your coverage of the trans Maoist movement triggered a forgotten memory, I thought you might enjoy In 2011 I worked for a Silicon Valley based media company that owns an online community forum The company declared that we must add another option for gender entry on the forum accounts which seemed crazy at the time
2:54:41 After rolling us out and tallying the results, the number one other entry was Jedi. All the rest were complete nonsense! Bonus dad joke question where do you get a no agenda PhD? Answer night school Keep up the great work Tom sir Adam giant of Kerry Thank You thank you very much we appreciate that shit So we move on to Amy Thiessen in Lake Park, Iowa. 333 dot 32 and she sent a check in it