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Scott Floyd is knighted as "Sir Scott of Diablo" after donating $1,000. He joins the "Luke's Roundtable" and is granted access to the various fictional amenities of the No Agenda peerage. The hosts also grant birthday karma to "Sir Bemros," who manages the show's back-office data center.
A producer praises the Light Phone 3 as a perfect communication tool for children, eliminating the distractions of a traditional smartphone. The segment concludes with birthday wishes for several members of the "No Agenda Nation" and a call for more creative numerology donations.
The 2024 artist leaderboard results name Francisco Scaramanga as the top contributor with 15 wins, followed by Kenny Benn and Darren O'Neill. Scaramanga is awarded the "Master of Fine Arts" (MFA) title. The hosts also promote "Satellite Skirmish," a musical stream produced by the No Agenda community that follows the main broadcast.
The No Agenda Shop contributes $851.74 from merchandise sales. Several listeners receive peerage upgrades, including Sir Don becoming the Baron of Chandler and Sir Rick becoming the Duke of Washington. The hosts read notes from producers who have shifted their spending from platforms like X to support the podcast.
The final list of $50 donors is read, covering producers from Texas, Virginia, and Oregon. The hosts promote NoAgendaMerch.com for stickers and other gear. They emphasize that all proceeds from certain shops are donated back to the show to maintain its "Value for Value" model.
The hosts read a final list of donors contributing $50 or more, including several birthday shout-outs for listeners turning 41, 50, and 74. They emphasize the importance of sustaining donations to keep the show running and thank the "Gitmo Nation" for their continued support through the holiday.
Producer Feedback, SARS-CoV-2 Testing and Coast Guard Rescue
Producers provide "boots on the ground" insights, including a correction on the availability of COVID-19 testing equipment in Russia, debunking claims in Bob Woodward's book. Lieutenant Chad Paulson of the Coast Guard identifies himself as a listener during a televised rescue report.
No Agenda Show Internal, Hyperscalers, Value for Value Model
The hosts discuss the concept of "hyperscalers" and the upcoming 1700th episode of the No Agenda show. Operating on a "value for value" model for nearly 17 years, the program relies on listener contributions of time, talent, and treasure rather than traditional advertising. The "troll room" remains a central hub for the community to interact and listen to the 24-hour stream.
No Agenda Show Production and Value for Value Model
The hosts discuss the "Value for Value" funding model, emphasizing that the show is supported entirely by its "producers" rather than advertisers. They address administrative issues regarding the mailing of PhD rings and certificates, urging donors to provide their addresses through the official website.
A series of donations and birthday wishes are read, including a "de-douching" for various producers. Lavender Blossoms is highlighted for their organic cannabis salve, and the hosts thank the "drinking club" meetups for their collective contributions.
The hosts discuss the technical community surrounding the show, including the 24-hour No Agenda Stream and the interactive "Troll Room." They encourage listeners to participate in the network's various live broadcasts and community platforms.
The hosts read the credits for executive and associate executive producers who contributed to the show's production. Several donors were knighted or awarded honorary PhDs in Media Deconstruction for their significant financial support. The segment includes personal notes from producers regarding job hires, health recoveries, and the 16th-anniversary celebration.
Knighting Ceremony, Birthday Shout-outs and Signet Rings
The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Aaron Moore, bestowing the title of "Sir Double A, the Wandering Knight." The segment includes a list of birthday wishes for various producers and their family members. Listeners are also encouraged to visit No Agenda Rings to purchase signet rings and certificates of authenticity for their peerage titles.
The hosts discuss the management of the No Agenda Social Mastodon instance, noting a recent purge of inactive accounts. They also promote the "Troll Room" at trollroom.io, where listeners interact during live broadcasts.
The No Agenda community has expanded into a self-sustaining ecosystem including the No Agenda Social Mastodon instance and a global network of meetups. The hosts acknowledge the "first responders" of the No Agenda Nation who support various projects and spin-off podcasts. They reflect on the evolution of the donation model from a fixed monthly fee to a voluntary contribution system based on perceived value.
Knighthood Ceremony, Sir Graham Wolfe, Sir Sab of the Silver Valley
A formal knighthood ceremony is held for Sir Graham Wolfe and Sir Sab of the Silver Valley for their contributions of $1,000 or more. The hosts bestow the traditional "Hookers & Blow" and "Hatch Green Chile Salsa" honors upon the new knights. Listeners are encouraged to visit the No Agenda Nation website to view the official knight rings and certificates.
A series of No Agenda meetups were announced for January 2023, including a "Schwanza New Year" liquid lunch and meat raffle in Oregon, Wisconsin. Other gatherings are scheduled for Denver, Oklahoma City, and various locations across North America and Europe. Listeners are encouraged to visit the official meetup website to connect with the "No Agenda slaves" community.
Knighthood Ceremony and No Agenda Signet Rings
A formal knighthood ceremony is held for several producers, including Sir Spoonmacher and Sir Stuart the Angry Accountant. The hosts discuss the logistics of the custom No Agenda signet rings, which are provided as premium items to high-level donors. The segment concludes with audio clips from various listener meetups and a message from a Donald Trump impersonator.
The show concludes with birthday shoutouts for listeners and a formal knighting ceremony for new producers. New knights include Sir Hank, Sir Nathan, and Sir Bohemian Butcher. The hosts discuss the distribution of signet rings and certificates of authenticity for the No Agenda peerage.
The formal knighting of David Drake as the "Duke of Dave Slayer of Suffering" is performed. The hosts discuss the perks of knighthood, including signet rings and certificates, and mention the ongoing Oktoberfest celebrations in Fredericksburg, Texas.
