3:12:50 Which I think you can still keep the credit there, Melanie, if you want. But we'll put Justin in there, just in case. We're going to make sure we get Justin Case, get it? Okay. Anonymous, didn't want any information mentioned. Good. Brian Enderly, 500. Dylan Catherines, who will be knighted today. Dame Astrid, Dame Astrid Klein, Duchess of Japan and all the disputed islands in the Japan Sea. $500, thank you Dame Astrid. Dame Astrid and Sir Mark, I'm sure Sir Mark will be around here somewhere, both have supported this show almost from the beginning. They've certainly been listening from the beginning and they are good friends, very dear to me and I look forward to hopefully seeing them in Japan in 2023, Tina and I both.
3:13:37 That'd be locked down. Kind of got screwed out of our 2019 trip. Stacey Ban is in Billings, Montana and she says she's a cheap procrastinating douchebag but couldn't miss out on the offer so we'll give you the deducing. You've been dedouched. And she gets the daming. And so we go on with Ryan Sterko and Bend, Bend, Oregon, 500, another nighting coming up. Oh, that elevates Dane Bear to Baroness. Okay, so do that. Jason Schiffer, Parts Unknown. You're gonna ask, you'll get your instant nighting next show or the show after because we don't have the note. Christopher Eaton, 500.
3:14:25 It's probably the same situation. All these people, if you don't get your daming on this ridiculously long list of knights and dames, don't worry about it. We will fix you. You don't need it today. We got you! We will fix you. And we'll still vouch. Anytime. Ralph Johnson, 500. Knighting today. My last name is Johnston. Check. Okay. Ronald McAnany. McAnany in Wichita, Kansas, a knighting there, 500. Jarrett Schuller, Parts Unknown, a knighting there. Rich Stadford, a knighting there. Kevin Fusco in Easley, South Carolina.
3:15:08 Sir Stephen of the Bighorn Basin in Meridian, Idaho. This one's off the spreadsheet. I got it. Peter Han, who sent a very long note and was hit in the mouth by currying the Keeper's favorite flight attendant from the Texas airline you fly now and again. That's right. Wants to be deduced. You've been deduced and will be. How does that work? Well, I didn't read the whole note, but you could know but you don't to read the whole note But how did what is her Texas flight instructor or as an instructor or attendant flight attendant? Does she go from person to person asking if they anyone was I mean, how does that work? I have a sneaky feeling he might be related or might work with her Work with her. She's been there. She's she's hangs out with us. I
3:16:00 We hang out with flight attendants, we hang out with pilots, flight attendants, everybody. Colin Cunningham in Oregon. Bobby Morris. Bobby will be insta-daming the best smoking hot wife on the planet, Nikki Morris. You got it. Anonymous in Austin, Texas. Thanks to Chris for hitting me in the mouth, but that said, Chris and his wife Kim are both douchebags! Douchebags! Douchebags! You've been D- And anonymous will be knighted. Then we have another long anonymous who asks also for a deduction. You've been deduced.
3:16:39 And we'll be knighted today and comes from to us from the Tom Wood Show which is always nice. Ron Nelson 500. Tom Woods. Tom Woods. Tom Wood donation. Ron Nelson 500. Will Craghead in Mesa, Arizona who will become a knight today. Sir Codesalot of Southern Nye County in Pahrump, Nevada elevating his lovely wife to Baroness And if we miss any of these, it'll make good because I'm sure that we're missing some of these because all that info's in the notes. It was crazy today. Zachary Gill is in Wasilla, Alaska. Wasilla. Wasilla, Alaska. And we'll be... Sir Plumpin Pumpin, defender of fat chicks. Okay, dude. Looking forward to that. You skipped. What did I skip? Jaron Clark in San Lorenzo. No, I didn't skip. I was reading Zachary's night name.
3:17:34 Sir plump and pump and defender of fat chicks. Oh, I thought you were just saying no I wasn't skipping Jaron Clark, San Lorenzo right down the street from me sir Sir Mark, San Lorenzo is a very interesting little town sir mark Duke of Japan. Oh, here we go Yeah, Japan seeing all the disputed eyes not on the list for the for the Shouldn't he be eating but he's got a little note should be a Grand Duke by now. I Yeah, he's giving this to his kids. Oh, okay. He's naming his daughter Mila in her first final year of school and it will be heading to the university in Europe. Nice. Simply amazing. And also the, who's the other daughters in there? You got both of them in here. We will take care of this next show, Mark, if you don't mind. You'd be better off taking our word for it. And we'll read the whole note. Curtis Rose in Cedarville, California. Mel B in parts unknown.
3:18:33 knighting for Curtis and Mel and Alan Burns in BC, not Spuzum, and you get knighted Sir Burns. It was Sir Burns, Alan Burns. Unknown. This is funny. This came through unknown from Reno, Nevada. Oh, I'm sorry, from parts unknown. And it was a note that was mailed in and we have, it had no name or anything. It was very strange. CK in Reno, Nevada, 490. Josh Dubrava in Parma, Ohio. 4647628 is where they make all those delicious hams. We'll be a knight today and a de-douche for him. You've been de-douched. Joking about the hams, obviously. Sir 999 in Memphis, Tennessee 45678.
3:19:27 Aaron Wilbers in Barnhart, Missouri 444.72. Gregory William in Forsyth-Forman. I'm sorry, no, he's not there. That's his name. So he's a British man. He's Gwuff. He's Gwuff, man. He's Gwuff. And this is a Switcheroo donation which makes a knight out of Roger Roundy. I think Roger Roundy's already a knight. I'm not so sure he is. Well, he is now. But he adds here. Oh man, this will make a night out of high-end artist Roger Roundy who was engaged to DC Girl? Whaaaaat? Is this some kind of a love connection? Well he's been hanging out with DC Girl for an extreme amount of time, like a year or two. Yeah, we should have seen this coming, man.
3:20:24 Lovely! All right. Guf, thanks man. They seem to make a pretty couple. They look a very cute couple. Sir Scovey of the Piedmont, who doesn't know him in Charlotte, North Carolina, 43329. Sean Collier of Henderson, Nevada. And he will also be knighted, but it might not be today. I don't know if you're on the list, Sean. We'll take care of you for sure. Jacob Wickland in Bellingham, Washington, 42069. Hello, numerology. Sir Jamow, the North Central Idaho, will become the North Central Idaho. He will become a knight today. Cole Hill in Redmond, Oregon, 443. Switcheroo for his smoking hot wife, Shelby.
3:21:09 And he says, it's impossible to donate half of 800.85 so you could... Oh, the boobs. Half of boobs. Okay, I got you. So we're gonna put Shelby in here, man. We're doing the switcheroo for you. That's the way it showed up. Michael Burdett, Lake Stevens, Washington, 400.42. Darren Friedland in Durham, North Carolina. By the way, I want to stop. and mentioned that Michael Burdett, as is typical, this is a problem that we talked about earlier, send notes to noagenda.net. It's no agenda show dotnet. We need ideas on changing this system. That's yeah, we need some best input technology ideas human labor So I these are so now the 400s Darren Friedland in Durham, North Carolina And of course will become a night today James Boyle in Champaign, Illinois sir, Oma in Elkhorn, Nebraska
3:22:07 And this brings Sir Oma up to Baritone or whatever the hell is called. We got you. Hagen Fox in Phoenix, Arizona. Then Vanonymous with 398.34. Thank you. Lou Fang. By the way, I don't want to keep stopping this because it's ridiculous. I have a sneaking suspicion that James Boyle is actually John Steck. Oh. I see the note now. I have but one humble request. Give John Steck a chance. I love Steck. Steck emails me good stuff every episode. He just hates you for some reason. I don't know why, but he does. Well, he's not... No, hate is a strong word.
3:22:52 I think he thinks that he should be doing the show with me, honestly. He does have good stuff. That'd be great. I'd listen to that. I'd listen to it too. Oops. Lou Fang, $387.50. And this makes Lou Fang a knight. You got it. Jonathan Spencer, Conroe, Texas, $385.00. Knighthood, you may not be on the list, but we'll make sure that we take care of you. Gregory Speed in Mansfield, Texas. Will be a knight. John Lesinski in Wellington, Florida, 380. Do not read this on the show! Okay, we're not gonna do that, but there is a knighthood coming. Mark Pugner, who doesn't know him? Glendale, California, 377.84. Been listening since episode one and will be knighted. Brandon Thrasher in Warrior, Alabama, 375. Also will be knighted today. Man, there's a lot going on here.
3:23:46 Dirty Dick bangs from Washington DC 375 bucks got a birthday and a whole bunch of requests always the kids the Archer Barrett Colton all the kids Wu Tang ham there's a name in Matthews, North Carolina 357 Tom Reynolds and Bella Fontaine, Ohio 350. Alan Sibley in Muskegon, Michigan. By the way, Tom's got a knighting. Muskegon, Michigan. 350. Robert Wiley with a knighting in Muncie, Indiana. David Cox in Chloe,
3:24:29 I think, Cullowhee, North Carolina, 350, and there's a knighting of some sort involved with him. Chris Holman in Novi, Michigan, 350, some sort of knighting involved with him. Sir Eric and Dame Courtney in Pilesville, Maryland, 34611. Roberto Maya Maya Tico in Milton, Ontario and it would be in Canada 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 or no 3 3 4 dot 0 0 and he's got a nighting of some sort Mel Matt shell nut in Novato, California 3 3 4 Paul defs defs defs de ff e s in the Middleburg of Florida if there is such a place Wilkinson
3:25:22 Terrio in New Orleans, Louisiana, 333.45. Abigail Hines over here in Alameda, California. And she's going to be damed or upgraded to Baroness. Apparently she had a poem. But it was so big, it didn't fit in the spreadsheet. I remember Eric texted me, like, I don't know what to do with the poem. I said, well, send it to me on email. Well, I'll look at it separately. She sent a really nice, apparently nice poem, but it was too long to fit in the spreadsheet. She's lady of the rhyming lines, so she's a poetess. She will be. No, no, she's gonna be a baronet. Ooh. Baroness. Oh, she is lady of the rhyming lines. She's already lady of the rhyming, timing, rhyming.
3:26:05 Peter Rosinski is in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan 334.33.34 Brian Koshus in Kamas, Washington the same 333.34 and will become a knight Brian Adam LLC Brainy Brainy Adam LLC. Thank you 333.34 a lot of these 34s Jason for sheer the same one and as a former military air traffic controller, he will be sir torch one six and You got it. Ed Koda, Summit, New Jersey, 333.34. Same for Adam Engen, Reston, Virginia. Bobby Morris with that 333.34 from Richmond, Kentucky, and he will be a sir today. Michael Sislo, Rotunda, West Florida. Sir Christopher Breik of the Dirty Burg breaks the pattern and comes in with 333.33.
3:27:00 Pascal Sch... I got this one, it's Dutch. Pascal Schelfhout in Eemuiden, the Netherlands. All the threes. Exactly what I would have said. All the threes. And we'll be at night today. And take it away, John. David Miller in Bayonne, New Jersey. 333.33. So we have a lot of these, so I'm just gonna do name and location. These are all 333.33, our world famous donation. And I'll mention if there's a knighthood or any other special. Thank you. Kevin Schneebelen in Amherst, Ohio. Knighting today? Scott Horton in Malibu, California.
3:27:42 Jeremy Toth in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Knighting for him. Jeff Allgood in Watkinsville, Georgia. And he is going to knight himself and yeah, he's knighting himself and he's with his wife. Martine Plumm-Mentz in Glorieta, New Mexico. Michelle Voitko in New Brownsville, another New Brownsville, Texas donation. Where's the barbie? You guys get it together. James Beals in Escondido, California. Kyle Casey, these are all 333.33 and Kyle's in San Francisco. Simon Miller in Kellogg, Idaho. The Damon Hart Ape Foundation in Waihiawa, Hawaii.
3:28:38 James Frimmel in Crockett, California. Chap Williams, he's came in as Czechs. Chap Williams in Edmond, Oklahoma. Heiner Bortger in Singen, Deutschland. Brett Carlson. Now these are all 333s. Oh yeah, now we're back to 333 and that starts with Heiner. And these are all 3333 with no 33. Brett Carlson in Grosse Pointe Woods, Michigan. Steven Page in Streamwood, Illinois. Medic Mike in Rancho Santa Margarita. And with a nighting today. Yeah and Stephen Page by the way he said he's on his path to knighthood he says Adam I'm sorry for whatever I did to offend you I have no idea Stephen I don't think you offended me at all. Nathan Scheuermann 320 from Ramsey Minnesota. Marv Santella Tucson Arizona 320.
3:29:36 It takes him to knighthood another anonymous becomes a knight today with 316 Nicholas Leary Columbus, Ohio 315 21 Bart van oer's in flissing in the Netherlands 312 311 Carl kicks Shorewood, Illinois 300 dot 33 Melania Semarad Maya Semerad Myers, Semerad Myers. Melania from Palm Beach Garden. We know which Melania that is. 300, thank you very much for supporting us there in Florida, Palm Beach, Melania. Scott Riley, Meriden, Idaho, 300. Now we're in 284. So these are the official, by official numbers, associate executive producers, but everybody gets double today, so go crazy. L.A. Starks Development, LLC. Lori Jones from RBC.
3:30:27 Was Alaska, is this Alaska? Chugiak? Yeah. Or Arkansas. It's 280.08 which I take is 2 boob. It's Alaska. It's 2 boob. 2 boob. Tal Salas. 2 boobs. Tal Salas in Berlin, Deutschland, 276.53 and that will take Tal into a knighthood and then a check, oh no, yeah, I think a check received from Rich for 276.15 and we thank him very much. Dane Frost in Portland, Oregon, 275. Jay Schweikert in Wichita, Kansas, 275. Courtney Harris, 26933. She's in Chicago. Dame Hammer and Sir Dino, monkey boy with curly hair, which is a recent nighting, if I'm not mistaken, in Seattle, Washington. And this makes a... 26269, and I guess they're gonna get upgraded. Sir Nessworks, yep.
3:31:22 Brian Palmer in Los Angeles, California 25838. Matthew Leroy in La Harpe, Kansas, excuse me, Kansas 25252. And Matthew is giving this to his beautiful wife and transfers all of his donations to her. She is Liz Leroy and she will be damed today. Marquis Moore in Sacramento, California 25194 and that's a knighthood donation. Tech Wipe. Tech Wipe. Mr. Tech and Mr. Wipe 25100 in Miami, Florida and there's a knighting involved there. J. Brune in St. Paul, Minnesota and that's 250.33.
3:32:12 Robert Vissvassen in Aurora, Colorado 250 Sir Dan the Man Dan the Man! Protector of Cape Coral and the islands of Sanibel and Captiva! That's Cape Flora. Cape Flora. I can't say anything. Cape Coral. 250 from Cape Coral. He becomes a baronet today. Adam Oler in Franklin, Texas, 250. He has a douchebag call out for his brother Kent. Douchebag. Douchebag. Douchebag. Chris Engler in Ancaster, Ontario, 250. Eric Guth in Los Angeles, California, was a knighting, 250. Paul Tompkins in Westfield, New Jersey, 250.
3:32:58 Denise Robertson in Camden, Ohio 250 and Beth Cox Waterhouse Beth Cox hit her in the mouth and it's still a douchebag That was Denise Robertson. Yeah. Yes, Sean Waterhouse is next Westerhouse Westerhouse Sean Westerhouse is at 250 from Churubusco, Indiana. Another screwball name for a town. Kyle Rank in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Lisa in Montreal, Canada, Quebec. And she says she do believe that this donation of Canadian dollarettes brings her to Dame Hood. We do believe so as well.
3:33:42 Alexander Savitsky in Morroboro, Massachusetts 242-33 and there's a knighthood involved there of some sort. You bet, you bet there is. Herbert Garrett in Raleigh, North Carolina 240, a lot of North Carolinians as usual. And knighting for him? Craig Clifford in Uxbridge, Ontario 235. John Ellingson in Cranbrook, BC 23334 Waldo Lake in lower Alabama 233 dot 3 3 and he says that this brings him the knighthood but he'll claim it later and Dunev is in st. Charles Illinois 233 33 and she is now going to become a dame
3:34:32 Sir Ducifer, Knight of Four Strings, Funk, Four Kids and Time Travel. Who doesn't know him in Driftwood, Texas, 229.90. We really... He says he cleaned out his PayPal account to join the Dvorak virtue signaling community. I guess I'm stuck with that one. Thanks brother. Dame Jamie of the highway in Bryan, Texas 225. She's rolling through Waco right now. She says notice the round table is sagging a bit. So she's added some reinforcements. Derek Campbell, Marcy, New York, a Road X 222.22 and he works in a hospital Finance department want to correct my analysis of the TV show. Well, we're gonna read that on a future This is what value for value notes are all about as real content will get to that in a future show for sure and This completes his knighthood no agenda tea emporium from slow
3:35:24 In Berkshire, Great Britain, a row of ducks. I want to say I went to the PO Box. A lot of fantastic things in the PO Box including the No Agenda LGBT. LGBTQT, I think it was. I wanted to thank Dame Vox of the Gateway who, check this out John, she sent, remember? She donated on the previous show and she made her dad, Whiskey Five Victor Juliet, who was a silent key, made him a knight posthumously. She sent me his World War II
3:35:59 Morse code bug. So that's it. You know what a bug is like. So you have a Morse code key which you tap up and down the bug. You do from left to right and it has weights and springs and it is mint. It is a beautiful, it's like museum quality. It's shiny a beautiful. I'm so those are the ones that make you do it fast. Thank you so much Yeah, it makes you you can code very fast if you know what you're doing. Thank you We have Joel Rice. Wait, did I get everybody? No Meredith Whittle in Huntsville, Arkansas And she thanks Greg for hitting her in the mouth and this row of ducks brings her to Dame Hood Joel Rice row of ducks Jenks, Oklahoma always wanted to send a row of ducks where you did it sir
3:36:43 Sir, Rody Joe of the Eastern Seaboard Trucking Lanes, row of ducks. He's in Odenton, Maryland. Britton Sprouse in Montgomery, Louisiana with that row of ducks, 222.22. And of course, we'll throw in the penny for your knighthood. You'll take care of that. Andrew Kresick in Painesville, Ohio with a row of ducks. And William Rowland from Veredale, Washington. Roadux. Jim Adrianacos in Glenview, Illinois. Same old Roadux with a deduce request. You've been deduced. Michael Vaughn in Clarkston, Michigan. 222.22. Same for anonymous Richard Flanagan. A deducing for Michael. You've been deduced. Karma.
3:37:30 Well, you got an extra karma to boot. Anonymous with that row of ducks. Same for Richard Flanagan from Perth, Washington. And Bri... Another de-douching for Anonymous. You've been de-douched. And we've got Rami McKinney. Another de-douching for Richard Flanagan. You've been de-douched. Let me guess. Is there a deducing for Rami McKinney? No? I don't have his note. That is a row of ducks. Then we have Ken Wheat, who comes in with 222.222.00.
3:38:08 Has a birthday you're on the list for that Joe Derrick's in Amsterdam the Netherlands 215 dot 15 who has achieved knighthood at Joseph Green from Stevenson's Ranch, California 215 anonymous with 212 dot 1 2 from quote-unquote Northern Virginia Kiwi Rick is oh, how did Kiwi Rick? Oh Kiwi Rick came in I guess with What is this 345 dollars somehow Kiwi were Australia's the a boy he belongs up higher I think was in Western Australia. He's a de douching by the way we got You've been de douched Daniel stone in Indianapolis, Indiana 210 dot 76 Marty say douching de douching You've been de douched
3:38:58 Marty St. Cross, San Rafael, California, 204.22, I see a 420 there. Douglas Murray in Missoula, Montana, 202.20. Brad Horowitz in Sussex, Wisconsin, and was listening to the show Splitting Logs, laughing maniacally, and said, I need to become a knight, so Brad will be a knight. And he kicks off our 200 level donors, John. Okay, well then that goes with the D Christopher Dale and King George, Virginia also Craig Connett in Enfield, Connecticut Baron economic hitman in tumble Texas nice to hear from him Scott Dexter and Gowan, Michigan Morgan Medlock in fire
3:39:45 Fuck no for crest for crest, Washington becomes and that's a knighthood coming. Yep Edith afterburn in Pleasanton, California is that really your name because I love that name after burn. Oh, it's art or burn. It's not after burners are there burn? Oh? I'm going with it. I'm gonna use that name. Me too. Joseph Yona in Zephyr Hills, Florida. I don't know if there's any Zephyrs down there, but Robert Ludwig in Nevada, Iowa. These are all 200s. Peter Johnson in Castleberry, Florida. Sir Robert of the Smoky Mountain Brass in Franklin, North Carolina.