Topic: Knighthoods

Ben Sterling is upgraded to the rank of Viscount, and several new knights are officially brought into the Order of the Heart. The hosts announce a long list of upcoming meetups in locations ranging from Anchorage, Alaska, to Rotterdam, Netherlands. Adam Curry mentions a mini-meetup he attended at Arnold's BBQ in Nashville.

The show celebrates the birthdays of key contributors and inducts new members into the "Order of the Heart." These high-level donors receive custom signet rings and certificates of authenticity, marking their status as "Red Knights" and "Dames" of the round table.

A lengthy segment dedicated to acknowledging financial supporters, reading donor notes, and announcing birthdays. The "Red Knight Order of the Heart" is introduced as a special promotion for high-level donors. The hosts perform a "peerage ceremony" to dub new knights and dames, granting them honorary titles and welcoming them to the "No Agenda Roundtable" in recognition of their significant contributions.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for high-tier donors who have contributed $1,000 or more to the program. New knights include Sir Silex of Avon and Sir Heel from the banks of the River Amstel. The segment includes the reading of donor notes, including a hotel stay offer in Amsterdam and various "karma" requests for health and employment.

A listener using the pseudonym Jackson Pollock is knighted as "Sir Exiled Maniac, Kennel Master of the Dutch Shepherds and Belgian Malinois." The ceremony includes a humorous and elaborate note involving fictional scenarios with other show producers. The new knight is invited to the "Round Table" and directed to obtain a certificate and ring to commemorate the title.

Top executive producers are recognized for their financial support, including Karen Bauer from Boise and John White from St. Peters. In a unique move, the Peerage Council granted a posthumous knighthood to "Gizmo," a 17-year-old Shih-Tzu belonging to a long-time supporter. The segment emphasizes the community connection between the show and its "producers" who contribute at the $200 and $300 levels.

Producers are acknowledged for their contributions, including a new collaboration between Gigawatt Coffee and Little John’s Candies to create coffee-infused chocolate bars. Professional services from producers, such as resume writing and disaster recovery, are also highlighted. Several individuals are elevated to the peerage, receiving titles like "Sir Rick the Hammer" and "Dame Early Turtle" for their continued support.

A formal knighting ceremony is held for Cameron Lindemood and Rick Zahler, who have each contributed over $1,000 to the program. They are granted the titles "Sir CK Lindemood" and "Sir Rick of The Hammer," respectively, and are invited to claim their custom cignet rings. The ceremony includes traditional humorous "provisions" like mutton, meat, and virtual bones for the newly knighted dog, Sir Gizmo.

The hosts read letters and acknowledge significant donations from executive producers, including Jim from Lago Vista and Dana Brunetti. Several listeners sent "health karma" and well-wishes to John C. Dvorak following his heart surgery. The segment includes personal anecdotes from donors and requests for "de-douching" as they progress toward knighthood in the No Agenda community.

Several long-time supporters are inducted into the No Agenda peerage or granted title changes. Notable mentions include Sir Rob of the Southern Utah Red Rock region and Sir Dugget Up of the Sharp Shovel. The hosts discuss the requirements for reaching these thresholds and the community's tradition of creative titles.

The hosts announce that all official knighting and daming ceremonies will be postponed until John C. Dvorak returns to the show. In the interim, numerous donors from the US, Netherlands, and UK are recognized for their "Value for Value" contributions. Notable mentions include the "Rock and Roll Detective" and "Sir J of the Interstate," along with a reminder of the upcoming five-year anniversary meetup in Charlotte, North Carolina.

The show acknowledges top donors, including Sir Salahouser and Jason Calacanis (JCal), who contributed $1,000 and $888.88 respectively. These contributions grant "Executive Producer" status and support the show's operations during John C. Dvorak's medical recovery.

A discussion on Rh-negative blood explores the theory that it lacks a connection to primate ancestors. Eli the Coffee Guy is knighted as the "Baron of Beans" alongside his wife, Dame Jen. Promotional mentions are made for Kate Dietrich's "John C. Travel Bag" and Linda Lou Patkin's executive resume services at Image Makers Inc.

The show concludes with a formal knighthood ceremony for John Gardner and Eli the Coffee Guy. Producers from Poland and various U.S. states are acknowledged for their financial contributions. The hosts explain the significance of the No Agenda signet rings and wax seals provided to new knights and dames of the roundtable.

Pastor Bob Newell is dubbed "Sir Robert of Penfield" after a $350 donation and a note about his history with IBM 360 punch cards. The segment includes "de-douching" first-time donors and a technical discussion regarding DMARC and SPF record errors in the show's newsletter. Baby-making karma is granted to several producers.

Nathan Klein, Bob Newell, and Meg CC are officially dubbed as Knights and Dames of the No Agenda Roundtable. The hosts promote an extensive list of upcoming meetups in Dallas, Columbus, Buenos Aires, and Osaka, emphasizing the "connection for protection" provided by the listener community.

A donor from Madison, Wisconsin, completes his knighthood, becoming "Sir Paul, Knight of the Driftless Area." Another donor from Little Rock, Arkansas, promotes a new country-rock concept album titled "The Legend of Cartwheel Carter," which chronicles the life of a dirt track race car driver. The hosts acknowledge the "switcheroo" donation for Jeff Woodward.

A formal knighting ceremony is held for Sir Willem of Beavertown and Sir Paul, Knight of the Driftless Area. The hosts also provide a "make good" for a donor whose note was lost by PayPal; the donation was a memorial for his late wife who passed away from cancer. The segment concludes with the traditional "F-Cancer" soundbite.

The second segment of donor thank-yous includes the promotion of several producers to the "No Agenda Round Table" as Knights and Dames. A posthumous tribute is paid to Sir Bill Walsh (Sir Saturday Night), including the playing of his "I Got Ants" song. The hosts acknowledge various birthdays and title changes within the "Gitmo Nation" community.

The show acknowledges high-tier donors, including a discussion on the Hollywood definition of "Associate Executive Producer" prompted by filmmaker Dana Brunetti. A personal dispute between the hosts arises regarding the "repurposing" of content from other podcasts, specifically Adam Curry's "We Get to Do This." The tension highlights the importance of spontaneity and original deconstruction within the No Agenda format.