Topic: Club 33

14 chapters across the catalog

Coof Croup
Episode 1414 2:48:49 - 2:56:33

1414: Coof Croup

Executive Producer Credits, Nashville Meetup Announcement

The show acknowledges numerous executive producers, including the "Murfreesboro gang" and Sir Kevin McLaughlin, the Duke of Luna. A major meetup is announced for Valentine's Day in Nashville, featuring a skating event. The hosts also read birthday wishes for various community members and thank the sustaining donors who keep the show running.

10th Anniversary
Episode 976 5:40:18 - 5:43:01

976: 10th Anniversary

Club 33 Conspiracy Theory and Directed Energy Weapons

Jack Connors submits a satirical "conspiracy" note claiming the destruction of Club 33 was an inside job involving directed energy weapons and George Soros. The note humorously links the event to Hillary Clinton’s email server and a wormhole in the Gulf of Aden.

Factivist
Episode 890 51:08 - 56:02

890: Factivist

Christmas at Disneyland and The Blue Bayou Experience

John Dvorak recounts his Christmas visit to Disneyland, noting the extreme crowds and the holiday-themed overlays for rides like the Haunted Mansion and "It's a Small World." He describes the logistical challenges of the park reaching capacity and provides a negative review of The Blue Bayou restaurant, citing poor lighting and lack of privacy from passing ride boats.

Revolution of Dignity
Episode 603 1:56:35 - 1:58:47

603: Revolution of Dignity

Club 33, Hillary Clinton Presidency Predictions, Bot Skepticism

Adam and John discuss "Club 33" donations and the "600 series" of the podcast. Adam reiterates his prediction that Hillary Clinton will be the next president, despite skepticism from his "bot friends" who find her "nutty." They joke about a "flash mob" at the club to avoid police scrutiny.

Centrifuge Him!
Episode 648 1:35:34 - 1:40:01

648: Centrifuge Him!

Audio Setup Plugins, Club 33 Jingle, Mac and Cheese Life

Don Tommaso DiToronto and Sir Weir of the Hidden Jewel contribute to the show, leading to a discussion about creating "No Agenda" branded audio plugins with Universal Audio. The segment includes a long, satirical "Club 33" jingle and a performance of the "Mac and Cheese Life" song, mocking economic hardship and government dependency.

Fruity Drinks
Episode 614 1:53:06 - 1:57:34

614: Fruity Drinks

Listener Donations and the F-Cancer Karma

The show acknowledges several $50 and $66.66 donations from listeners across the U.S. and Germany. A special "F-Cancer" karma is sent to a couple in Pennsylvania who were both diagnosed with cancer within weeks of each other. The hosts speculate on the environmental and emotional triggers for such illnesses while thanking the "producers" for their continued support.

Carbon Overload
Episode 613 1:50:12 - 1:57:55

613: Carbon Overload

Club 33, Audio Production and Jennifer Briney

A highly produced audio segment titled "Club 33" features a chaotic mix of screams, police sirens, and helicopter sound effects, simulating the "burning down" of a fictional club. The production included voice contributions from Jennifer Briney of Congressional Dish and the host's wife, Miss Mickey. The hosts joke that the intense audio caused listeners to flee the live chat room.

Johnson's Johnson, Jump!
Episode 609 56:06 - 1:00:24

609: Johnson's Johnson, Jump!

Listener Feedback and Club 33 Status Update

Listeners provide feedback on various topics, including the Bureau of Land Management and the "Club 33" segment. One host addresses rumors about the club's closure, citing structural issues like termite damage and permit problems, while the other host suggests it may just be laziness or a lack of interest from their spouses.

Get Ready to Rubble
Episode 606 58:33 - 1:10:10

606: Get Ready to Rubble

Executive Producer Donations, Knighting and Stripper Poles

A lengthy segment dedicated to acknowledging high-tier donors and executive producers. Contributions from AJ Reistad, Stephen Pelsmarkers, and Richard Henderson are read, including personal anecdotes about travel and job success. A humorous discussion ensues regarding "Club 33" and a donor's request to have his name engraved on a stripper pole.

Pilots of Terror
Episode 601 2:03:47 - 2:05:56

601: Pilots of Terror

Donation Policy, Kevin McCarthy Birthday

The hosts clarify their policy on reading donation notes, explaining that only Executive Producers are guaranteed a verbatim reading. A specific donation is highlighted as a 30th birthday gift for future knight Kevin McCarthy, whose girlfriend Kimberly reportedly questioned the show's accuracy.

Undesirable Nudity
Episode 596 2:31:44 - 2:36:46

596: Undesirable Nudity

Club 33 Reopening, Zoning and Compliance

The fictional "Club 33" is reopened with a new "dunk tank" stage, despite alleged "zoning issues" and floor-bending weight problems. The hosts perform a "morning zoo" style segment introducing various "dancers" and announcing "amateur strip night." The segment serves as a humorous wrapper for assigning "karma" and "de-douching" to show donors.

Hiroshima Syndrome
Episode 580 2:14:39 - 2:19:41

580: Hiroshima Syndrome

Club 33 Stripper Jingle and International Donations

A series of donations from Australia and Arizona triggers a "Club 33" segment, featuring a satirical stripper-themed jingle. The segment includes a "make it rain" sound effect and humorous stage introductions for fictional dancers, serving as a reward for high-tier donors.

GaGa vs Bieber
Episode 274 1:25:47 - 1:28:05

274: GaGa vs Bieber

Number 33 and Disney's Club 33

The hosts discuss the recurring appearance of the number 33 in news events, such as BP compensation claims and dividends for Arthur J. Gallagher & Co. They explore the mystery of Disney's "Club 33," a private club located in the New Orleans Square section of Disneyland. They suggest the number may serve as a code for "mission accomplished" among global elites.