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00:00 I don't like drying my hands at the airport. I want a towel, I want a paper towel. Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak It's Sunday January 30th 2011 time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination episode 274 This is no agenda Calling out to the Muslim Brotherhood from the Hilltop Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center in Gimha Nation West here in the People's Republic of Southern California. In the morning I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where I never said hit it and am not expecting to be doing this show yet...I'm John C. Dvorak. Good ad lib in the morning to you John in the morning to you in the morning to all the feats on the ground the ships at sea and The airmen in the air. Yeah, very close Ships at sea boots on the ground wings in the skies foots in the oceans checks in the mails bakers in the kitchen dung in the pits Astronauts manning the moon of Mars base stations hams on the air and human resources everywhere particularly our chat room no agenda stream calm they are all charged up and ready to go exactly the way their government loves them to be

01:06 Well, it's too bad. It's a slow news week yeah Is anything on Twitter? I didn't see anything going on oh hey wait a minute i think um i think uh i got like an extra day out of my two-week prognostication of the uh tragedy in Tucson because this i don't know this came a little late you know they had had it all planned I think what you're talking about the Egypt thing? Yeah, well I could have known. The Egypt thing was designed... that was the handoff it was supposed to be tragedy in Tucson for two weeks and stall all of the masses right and then here's the Egypt thing now the funny thing about the Egypt thing i want to bring this up might as well bring us up right away before we get too there's some funny stuff about it obviously Well the most funny thing about is it seems to be scripted You don't think!

01:54 But wait a minute, wait a minute. I got a couple of clips to prove my point. Okay. Groovy! No, I'm all for it. I've only got a couple clips for this and you would not disappoint First of all can i ask two questions before we uh... Oh actually there's a jingle for that. John, can i ask you question about Gbip? Egypt. Gbit. Is Mubarak a dictator I don't know. I can't tell because they keep talking about it. I never met the guy these are pro-democracy demonstrations that they don't have elections there or they is it a sham? Is it not? Oh no, they have elections Okay because the way you did the way its being told... But she gets 99.9% of votes so it's a little fishy okay okay So this one thing to say there's no democracy is another thing to say It's uh..it's fishy alright then I've one other thing to ask you Ask John Durek

02:53 I forgot what it was The jingle distracted me yeah No, I was gonna ask if you had ever before Heard the of the Muslim Brotherhood. Oh, yeah because we've never talked about the Muslim Brotherhood and all our show No We haven't CNN is like it's all the Muslim Brotherhood I'm like die feel part of the Muslim Brotherhood as my brothers over there And you know not not part of this group is Muslim Islamabad It's essentially I think they're formed about 1922 they're essentially the kind of pro-proto Al Qaeda now but I thought they were actually anti-violence and about Sharia law. No, no what? That's...I'm just reading from Wikipedia so maybe they're maintaining their own wiki page. Wikipedia has got it wrong So let's start here the only thing i want to discuss before we get to our producers is that fact that we are looking at a scripted scenario that apparently BBC Blue

03:51 Oh, they blew it? Yeah. They blew it You can't count on these Brits man! They can't get...Pierce Morgan cant buy a hit even with the Cardushians on and now these guys are gonna go blow the script What did they do? So we have that Tunisian thing first That was part one And then part two obviously is Egypt But The BBC blows the timeline No And play the WTF clip and tell me what's wrong with this picture I was expecting a different one sorry Here we go But at the center of this march, the second since Tunisia blew up was the only organized opposition force that could challenge the monarchy if it wanted political Islam.

04:26 For a week, the Muslim Brotherhood held back from joining the protests. Now already it appears to be trying to lead them and it will confirm the fears of many in the West that encouraging the Arab street merely encourages Islamism The problem of the West is that they support tyranny in the Islamic world and in the Arab world. They do not support democracy. Full rather than the present managed democracy in Jordan would almost certainly mean, for example an end to the unpopular peace treaty with Israel

05:09 But though they're shouting for comprehensive reform, they won't denounce the King at least. Wait a minute did he say Jordan? Now play BBC Newsnight intro! Oh my goodness this is crazy hold on a second here we go... And the shockwaves from the Tunisian uprising that have spread to Jordan. Hello hello hello hello BBC BBC you fricking idiots Can't you read the memo? I said Egypt first then Jordan, you stupid stupid idiots! Something ever commoner can what happened in Tunisia happen right across the Arab world. I can just see Hillary Clinton literally like... And i cant believe this the BBC screwed it up

05:53 It was so clear. Here's the complimentary clip, which is unbelievable to me. That's funny. And of course nobody has picked up on this now here's the complimentary clip as Judith Miller on The Geraldo Show on Fox over the weekend kind of manipulating the timeline she of course is the former New York Times reporter who did the yellow cake she was you know she CIA yeah but play really yeah really played play judas miller okay judy miller on the left former carver chief bureau chief of the near think what is she come back to work and we're gonna come back i'm a comedy christian whitin in the former state department official on the right okay uh... judy first where next tunisia first age of second is there an ex i think i would worry about jordan short trip after my kingdom of gas wouldn't have happened

06:45 under the father King Hussein, but I think the Sun is somewhat weaker the economy. Do you know that the Queen of Jordan is Dutch? I thought she was an American! No she's no...I think she's Dutch She's queen Reina. I thought she's American pretty sure she's Dutch Oh well now we have to look it up But I'm pretty sure she's American do we need to listen to the rest maybe she's like everyone to every country wait no Look at that will ya? Wiki that man Google that I'm so convinced She's Dutch She might be convinced, but she's not. Okay now you've got me right? I'll have to take a look What is she Queen how do you spell that Rhina of Jordan okay queen Rhino it is I got her here's our website Jordan

07:34 By the way, they're dead. Oh no I'm thinking of Queen Noor that's right now I got I'm thinking of the wrong one she's queen of some other thing okay she's but you know what? She'll be in the news soon too because these are all hotties by the way Oh, Raina's beautiful. She is on and she and she's always on the political stage. She does stuff on C-SPAN I see her all time. Well anyway they got they have the litany or their meme is going around that the sun is not as powerful as the dead Right, right. They're gonna kick him out I mean it's the same you know actually listening to Judith Miller you're getting the true timeline and the true memes that are going to be pushed down the public throat The BBC for the amount of budget they have which is like a three billion dollar budget or whatever annually You know first they screwed up World Trade Center 7 you know? They called the collapse 20 minutes before it collapsed

08:32 Right. They can't get it straight, you know? They got the wrong... It's because they see it as East Coast time and... They get confused! ...it's different than the time in Greenwich Mean. They get confused over there. Can't figure it out so areas of the so they're purely all hell's breaking loose in jordan but what wait a minute no no egypt and i ordered it yet was that there's actually a couple of uh... there is all hell breaking loose in the in a number of uh... different get my nation states we've got to albania adar for today by the way hash tag jen thirty is as you don and uh... i went over to look at uh... not on our watch project dot org did george clunies a by in the sky while his most recent uh... news update is from january twentieth so he's all over it lebanon we have uh... unrest hungry i think hungry uh... is uh... is is high on the list as you of course they refuse the imf bailout so they'll get there's morocco

09:32 uh... but i guess uh... according to the script it is indeed a his jordan next and that also by messed up on there are no issues on morning joe i get this feeling through this bit together all at the last minute so that's what people got confused well maybe maybe was jordan in may be egypt just jumped the gun maybe they had been told the uh... the shield face bookers did you just jump the gun it would it just happened quicker than they thought Here's Erin Burnett. She weighs in, Erin Burnet of course I was madly in love with Erin the anchor of Squawk Box on CNBC You and Rush Limbaugh Screw him Look at least have some shot but then when I found out she was you know on them shot what I found that she was on the Council of Foreign Relations like oh okay she became very unattractive all of a sudden

10:28 And so she's on Morning Joe and she lets a big one go at the very end. In fact, they're trying to cut her off! Listen to this... And finally, story that you've reported on for so long now unrest from Tunisia to Egypt to Yemen any effect yet? They didn't have Jordan on the list Yeah, they did not get the memo so someone forgot to inform Aaron what to and what not to talk about. In the overseas markets or here in the United States? Yes and you know Joe our angle on this is interesting You look at Egypt we've seen it in the market its down 20% This is one of most developed economies in the Middle East as we said yesterday The second biggest economy in the Middle East One angle uh... We have been talking to a lot of wealthy people She does in her spare time I talked to a lot of the wealthy people

11:18 as you know that's what i do and when we're on the council of foreign relations we talk to all the wealthy people. I heard you all talk about your friends who had family there, You know what? What I've been hearing and this has surprised a lot of the wealthy is that a lot of children are the wealthy The children of the wealthy! Is it like...like..what does it look like? It's like Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez of Egypt Yes Who run big companies in Egypt And really control this economy Oh they're running it okay This is the kids of the wealthy want to go out on the street and be a part of this. This is not just even middle class, highly educated English speaking kids... Yeah I saw all those English speakers on TV. You know what's funny about this protest? It seems to be an English protest! All the signs are in English everyone's yelling in English don't they speak Egyptian or Arabic or some language over there besides English?! I like the game-over meme that's kind of funny

12:12 The kids have the signs that say game over. That's kind of cool. Her big boo-boo is coming. No, no they're in bed with you! for some sort of regime change and specific ideas on power sharing. One quick thing to add though guys... Okay what are we gonna add? You can already hear the music coming in that's trying like no, no, no Aaron Ixnay on the ad thing! You know you've talked so much about the role of social media in this. Mm-hmm. I think there's another thing that's a big part of it and that's the financial crisis. You came into this financial crisis with countries that had

12:53 very high unemployment and it got a lot worse. They're like, no don't talk about that we've got unemployment at the time in America don't talk about that Aaron shut up. The trade situation was decimated so their unemployment went even further through the roof as food prices were going higher financial crisis in the United States and in Europe completely transformed this region. Okay, no that's not even it she saying the financial crisis in America and in Europe completely transformed this region but that's not the big boo-boo and they're already trying to cut her off for that listen so I think fascinating fascinating you talk to the rich and that's what they told ya about one more thing I know we got a go guys

13:34 cut her off! Milk, that's one mother I'd like to f*** She said it. It's all about oil this whole thing from beginning to end is about the price of oil it was predicted it was weird as some clip showdowns I have oh, okay

14:16 Now, what you just heard from her is kind of different than what you're just going to hear now from a guy in the New York Times. Is this the Gaga versus Bieber clip? No no, Gaga versus Bieber's coming up. Stay tuned ladies and gentlemen. New York Times guy ranting about about no oil. Oh, we're gonna have a showdown that's right okay. We play this guy says now Aaron talks about this huge economy the second biggest in the Middle East blah blah blah This guy and by the way last show if people remember we went over some of the oil stats that involved Egypt big almost at the current discoveries are being made in Egypt

14:53 Apache oil by the way, a possible I think we'll be talking about that. Can we invest in that? Apache Oil? No, I think you'd want to short it but i don't recommend things this short. I'm not a counselor here so do no take my advice. But Apache is huge in the Egyptian oil but meanwhile... So we get a little disinformation and by the way what you're going to hear and this is a New York Times guy is going to be exactly the opposite of what Aaron said. He's gonna definitely defuse any oils, you know worrying about America having to worry about oil right but at the same time you have to remember this is a six-pack we have six other people including ex ambassador and everybody else and nobody not one person says anything that this idiot

15:34 that hey no there's plenty of oil in Egypt is one of the things they do their nobody all these experts nobody seems to notice this you know but play it. Israeli defense posture since 1973, they have nuclear weapons we really believe that Egypt is gonna watch another war against Israel? I don't think the problem with it would be an invasion, I think its destabilization and a loss of any kind So it clearly, Hamas becomes a bigger problem. Gaza becomes a much bigger problem for Israel but this is what I'm talking about that is not a cataclysmic event its a problem right? If Saudi goes thats a cataclysmic event. Do you think Iran is a cataclysmic event for the world? Yes! But Egypt is not Iran

16:17 Egypt has no oil, no money. They have that crazy thing... what's that canal thing? Is that worth anything John? The Suez Canal I don't know. Does it have any importance? They got no money they got no oil this guy goes on and on like this going WHAT?! So in our chat room earlier in the week, GX2 and Mr. Oil, the brains behind noagenderrecords.com come up with a theory that I like. The theory goes that because of the... what is it called now? Egyptian revolt! Revolt in Egypt!

16:58 that the Suez Canal will close, forcing China to ship its goods via the west coast of the United States with the Berkshire Hathaway train system. Well, I don't know. That's an interesting speculation because what it you'd have to do a calculation on the distance because they could go around the horn that you know right now. The horn is dangerous we all know that you don't want to be sailing around the horn can sail around the horn. Yeah, yeah. Crazy guys like the Oneidon line You don't know that's it. That's no I don't that's a very interesting theory. I liked it. I really like it too It is totally classic no agenda That's what the high-speed rail is all about we're shutting down you One Wow listen one even I couldn't go that deep now these guys are awesome one strategically placed explosive and nothing's closed

17:59 I mean it's pretty vulnerable right? No the Suez Canal has been a subject of a number of wars. The British had to like fight that and keep it open yeah but yeah, it's a problem But they went they went to Jordan instead so they lost So uh well let's say this thanks some producers before we keep going with this stuff It is classic and you heard it here John C Dvorak was not adverse to the theory no no I wasn't no I find it fascinating as a concept Okay, so we have three executive producers we want to promote on this show. Of course Baron Von Pelzmacher came in again with a $990 and 10 cent donation then of course he added another nine dollars and ninety cents to get another knife hood

18:50 And he has a long note, which I'm going to go find. Here it is. Hi Adam and John! 990...and of course in the European says comma 10. Right that really messes up our spreadsheets Yeah it does curiously uh... in that equals ninety nine percent non-contributing listeners versus a meager one percent who helped make no agenda possible he's he's calling out to the ninety nine percent or not one percentage the boners yeah who are donors If it's truly so that 99% of the Noah Jenner listeners never contributed financially to the show or to its creators continuing this endeavor, Adam and John then I think this donation is meant to call them out all... Call them all out as douchebags. Douchebag! Zzzz added the S

19:41 Oh, he wants you to hit the button hard he says. Oh let me hit it really hard. Dear ladies and gentlemen fellow obdurate slaves of Gitmo Planet if you are listening to this show at all is because John and Adam are making it worth your while no one No one, no one out there is giving you what these gentlemen work hard at every single week. This is true all the rest of the media's feeding you crap and where were pointing that out immediately in today show yeah right on practically all your politicians or people in power are out to screw you over! That's absolutely true

20:20 Yeah, they are. One way or the other big or small it's time you admit this to yourselves and help Adam and John to keep the show going even if it is only a few bucks everyone can spare at least that much And you can think about Japan parking meters If you want de-douching It will cost you little bit more yet there may be better way To help all along towards de-douching I propose a little competitive fundraising also contribute remaining $9.90 and one who did dedicate the following knighthood to precisely the 33rd NOA agenda listener who donates exactly $131.40 USD or US dollars just for your info... Don't be not supposed to talk about that part

21:01 Oh! It says don't mention this on the show. Oh, well I was gonna get that here listen so it would have gone just for your advantage and do and not for reading out loud oh Douche I knew that was coming. Don't you read ahead like most normal radio guys? If it's on a prompter... No, the words come out of your mouth but you're already looking further! You can do that on a prompter. I don't normally when i'm reading off a sheet. I can do it on a prompter because the letters are bigger. Yeah, I had to squint to see this. May the best human resource but okay well... Okay so how much does that human resource have to donate? It's like a knighthood for 1o of the cost! Yeah $131 and 40 cents So the 33rd human resource which is of course is a lucky number and message to home base

22:02 Donor of that amount receives a knighthood for a fraction of what it would cost and eventually, of course a ring which I saw an email Eric has almost finalized all the The back coin stuff and we've saved our money too. By the way Yeah We have we can't kept a bunch in advance to buy that we had to save our money for these rings rings aren't free Thanks for the honorary, okay. Anyway that's Pelsmakers Baron Von Pelsmakers a baron of Belgium and other outlying areas I just want to give him a little hot pocket Love you man he puts the challenge down so we'll put that in the on the Noah DeVart org slash NA donation page i'll make a special little spot for that this week and

22:48 I have a shrine to him at the house here. A shrine? Which i pray to twice a week. We need a shrine! We should make the No Agenda donor shrine Yeah well he would be the one that we'd have you know, he's the only one on it um...I remember some about two and half years ago some guy wrote in I don't know I'm gonna beat I'm gonna beat Pellsmockers and donations he can't win yeah no one no right no one thank you Wes stay from Pelschmacher's thank you, thank you. And then onward we have two more uh... we have associate executive producer John Evdeman remember him? Yeah from last week. Thanks for the honorary knighthood last weekend so he does a kickstart toward real knighthood has been listening since show number one Uh huh So they could use a deep de-douching Absolutely love to do that You've been De-Douched

23:47 I'd appreciate some of his karma for his wife and kids. Okay, got that for you too John You've got... Karma they got the whole thing. He's an exclusive member of the 274 club and which is now closed, the 275 Club is open for business and as another associate executive producer Stephen Vanderhaaf... Vanderhaaff? Vanderhaav in Belhaven North Carolina who I went back-and-forth with effect that may have a letter from him might read at the middle of this show he uh... I asked if you wanted to be a member two seventy four clubbing he said nah

24:25 So he became a member of the 272.7 club? Well, there is no such thing I know why did he do that that's interesting He didn't think that 274 Club maybe doesn't like Edmund and Devon I don't know I have no idea but we could put him in there if you but he'd yeah No If he's not if you didn't donate to seven four can't be in the club Yeah It's a shame. I said I throw in the extra buck thirty really yeah Cheapskate only dropped into penny Okay, anyway. I want to thank yeah that's it we got one and two okay? I got a couple of promotional items I Wanted to give a shout out to Russell Crawford 15 years old. I don't have a lot of money to donate to the show I thought it would do my part to help out as much as I can We'd love when the young kids are on board and by the way 15 not so young anymore

25:17 15 is the new 13. 15's the new 20! Oh I'm sorry, went the wrong way. He's made noagendatheme.com a template for WordPress that you can find at noagendatheme.com which is not only great because it's the No Agenda theme, It's exactly the same! The No Agenda theme...it'll also be great if our site blows up and we need a backup then we've got one good to go so we appreciate that Russell thank you so much I'd like to make everyone aware there is a new Twitter account that is built specifically for following in your Flipboard No Agenda flip is the twitter account and uh... so have you ever seen Flipboard John? Do you know what that is

25:57 No. All the kids are doing it now The kids? Yeah, it's like a thing for your tablet and uh... It creates like a newspaper cool looking thing from your Twitter and Facebook Oh yeah I've seen these And no agenda flip is actually looks very cool you get like a whole Gitmo Nation publication And then I'd like to say hello to a new friend of the show in Romania And I'm not sure if he wants to be named so i won't do that just in case. However, he has built an amazing site! This one was missing from the arsenal John we did not have this in the No Agenda website network and I'm glad you thought of it He has build for us NoAgendasex.com It is a sex dating site You can build a profile share pictures hook up Do anything you would expect

26:53 from one of the uh... like what are these sites is this will give the five women who listen to show a lot of attention we got some gay guys that too you can hook up but members can create create accounts as male female lesbian gay couple transsexual transgender and uh... you get your pictures and you can buy ranking points in this of course all help the show So you can send messages to each other and send No agenda sex money and stuff. It's cool very very very proud We have that in the network so by I just want to back up But did you mention Russell Russell Crawford's website that people go pick up this theme? Yeah, no agenda theme calm Oh, sorry exactly but and by the way I wanted to just add to that You know if you do have a blog or something it's just a mild blogging you want to use our theme

27:46 Yeah, of course you do. It's great! It is a great theme to use. and then that there's another website uh... that has really caught on and i'd like to thank tax but hours for making the art for that it is a nap for humanity dot com as we are starting to build up our carbon credit to him and we're gonna kick this off with a publicity uh... campaign yep nap for humanity guys going to be i think the big movement of the death row twenty eleven yes so if you take a nap for thirty minutes we can create their carbon credits in cell those On the open market and of course just like Steve Jobs and Apple whenever we're excited about something. We create a jingle for it There you go nap for he got so

28:31 That's a long gong at the end there. Nap for you, man. Long Gong Silver! Baron Steven Pelsmachers thank you so much for being the executive producer of episode 274 of The No Agenda Program. Associate Executive Producer Stephen van der Have I hope that's the way you pronounce it because it could be Stephen Van Der Have or have even but I think its Van der Have And of course this episode's associate executive producer as well and a 274 club member exclusively John Evdeman. No one else can become a member of the 274 Club, and all of you can put this on your resume. It is official credit. You can slap it into IMDB. You can put it on your profile page

29:12 on your revolutionary Facebook profile wall you can put it at the bottom of your email and signature. Of course that doesn't go for Steven Pelsmacher because his credits are now so long that they're clogging up SMTP mail servers everywhere, so he can do that everyone else out there you have a very simple mission although extremely important you must go out and propagate the formula our formula is this we go out hit people in the mouth Don't forget no agenda says take your meds slave and nap for humanity yee-haw so a couple of really the show notes by the way once again are I have to say outstanding and i can easily say that because i'm not creating them by myself. I've got now 10 No Agenda producers who are using my secret decoder ring system

30:25 uh... where it were creating the show notes there just outrageous and therefore and their complete and they're structured and that people are right enjoying using them and in that you have the what color is your revolution node and if you look behind that there's a tons of information about is really interesting the way these social media revolutions are coming together. I actually wrote an article about this, John to be published in Market Watch and PC Magazine. Hello? What? Justine if you're listening... You're not listening are you what are you doing? I'm listening

31:11 So I wrote an article. You're going on about who's behind the social thing and you wrote an article? Yeah, for Market Watch and PC Magazine Well how would you do that? Just trying to see if your listening douche! Your not thanks, clipping your toenails. Im listening to an extreme Huh Are you done? You done making fun of me? Go on. Okay, so here's how it works First the State Department gives information to the mainstream media including Al Jazeera and they call it a WikiLeak cable And it says that the elites and leaders in your country are evil

32:01 And then they create a hashtag which what works well is something simple for the idiot slaves like Jan 25 or Jan 30. Today is supposed to be, Jan 30 is supposed to be Sudan that's their hash tag and then you get a bunch of shills to come in and start blogging about it now this is where it gets really interesting Can I interrupt with a clip? Please, yeah. Oh please! Who is exactly behind the uprising of Fox presentation now they were talking about here's what was going on and they kind of killed us nobody else has really gone in this direction but this is actually kinda amusing to listen too and uh... these guys asking the question he says who's behind this we mean it's not like there's a- Who's behind this?! Where's Lech Walesa? I mean what's gonna take over? There's no body! Lech Walesa! Now there's a name for ya right

32:51 So play it. Who are the 10, 12, 20 Lesh Falesa of Baklav Havel or Musavi of Egypt? And the answer is very simple. Because the way it started was launched by bloggers on Facebook and on Internet The first 80 thousand to 200 thousand people who took the streets were basically called by leaders who are not visible Right bloggers is bloggers on Facebook. Well, the thing is you know whenever someone has called this isn't how it works This exactly how it works in the ministry of truth favor. So I was always been yeah No It's a blogger so these people are discredited and they can come in as a blogger and And you can be a total shield there's a couple of them

33:46 That are Are showing up, you know they're being interviewed night. This is what you got to watch when they're being interviewed on Al Jazeera This is one cute chick I'm trying to think of her name have you seen her? The one cute chick let me think Yeah, no there's a cute chick who was it was a blogger and Here it is there's a really good article in the show notes called the socialist roots of the Egyptian protests and there's actually two people uh... here she is gg ebrahim gg ebrahim and as she had not to look at her face book page she'd like she's in love with carl marx literally he's also that you also lived in anaheim california figures yeah and she's a and so she's one of the uh... people who started this uh... hashtag uh... revolution

34:39 and then there's a couple other people. There is this guy, I can't see his name even if I probably wouldn't be able to pronounce it but the shills come in its really easy And then they just start riling everybody up and it's real easy. I mean yeah, you've got unemployment Just like Aaron Burnett said They've got financial problems The whole world is in financial trouble Everyone is without... lots of people are without jobs Now the only thing that I'm hoping for Is that we get some... Of course not going to happen

35:20 We get some shills here and you know the American slaves take to the streets. Well they have actually, where? In this regard well play I got a couple clips I mean they're taking it in favor of ousting Mubarak but they should be in favor of ousting Obama! They've got the wrong name Well, what gets me is these reports that came in on CNN. Did you have a clip by the way of this woman? No I don't. I mean i have one but she's extremely boring the BBC interview and of course you know the BBC they're like uh now we screwed up the Jordan thing oh well let's see man what's next time oh wait we have to get Gigi on call Gigi! Of course they immediately got Gi and she it's Marxist from Anaheim and she's behind...one of the driving forces behind the Egyptian revolution

36:08 Well, I paid a lot of attention to CNN because they seem to be when it really real crisis happens They seem to have all the memes and they have everything all their ducks are in a row And they've in fact. They've introduced a new European meme which I find to be weird and I've heard it a couple of times actually there's a new meme they're using called we have a by the play they played it cnn uses hot on holiday which americans do not say on holiday now that's british is british so why are we all of us and saying on holiday because you can't trust the bbc to put their report together properly so we have to read this great than of course it's written for the bbc so obviously says on holiday right so they say on holidays on how does it look at home on a little bit absolutely done

36:54 Fran Townsend, thank you. We really appreciate you joining us this evening You're welcome An American couple started on vacation and ended up in the midst of a political revolt Leah and Neil Dunn were in Egypt on holiday for the last couple weeks And could not get out of the country yesterday because of the government imposed curfew Well they just arrived in New York just this evening and explained when they first sensed there was going to be trouble In the country Take a listen It was the people talking. Everywhere you went, the Arabs were talking to each other and then they'd share with us in turn and talk politics with us They were generally very friendly to the Americans But they're recruiting our supporters They were also at that point...the internet was still on so they were organizing We knew a huge protest on Friday which is when we were due to go out

37:46 Well, the Dunce say they kept hearing from Egyptians who were inspired by how Tunisians overthrew their government. The couple says the experience has made them truly appreciate the freedoms that Americans have. Right. Right. Freedoms... So this is why it's off with on holiday he starts off with on vacation you notice and then he switches It's like it went from kind of ad-libbing to the script the scripts on holiday. Yeah, I'm amazed He didn't have the BBC accent fake by the way There's a lot of Brits are On television as watching me meet the press uh... dislike that brits everywhere it's like we don't have american experts on the middle east all of us and has to be british experts are not quite sure why in fact the funny thing was in a in a horrific amin so pierce morgan is as good as canceled uh... he had done a listen to this this is amazing you had the uh... kardashians on kim and chloe kardashian thursday night

38:41 and he couldn't even get half a million people to watch. And they even twittered, watch us! They're like nah... More people actually watched the Rachel Maddow supermarket special No it was actually the CNBC supermarket special and Rachel Maddow came in with $900k and the supermarket special came in with half a million He came in with under 500 Yeah so effectively failed So what do they do Friday night instead of his show, they let him... crap we should cancel this guy. He was kind like the anchor for a little while there he was anchoring back and forth on CNN asking some really intelligent questions Pierce go home! Go home! We don't want you here, we don't care. Please And they don't want you there either apparently from what we've understood from our producers in Gitmo Nation East

39:29 So, um... Whose decision was this? I don't know. I think Larry King had something to do with it as a gag. He's like, eh, this is a great idea but whoever comes in they gotta suck! Call that call that British guy the guy who stole the money from there Who pumped and dumped a stock and stole it for all that guy? And they can ask me back special save today. Maybe that's it maybe he's gonna make it save the day comeback I like your version of his voice yeah, yeah again anymore 24 year olds hey put that GG on I want to talk to her about Egypt Hey so you're

40:09 You're a blogger in Egypt. Alright, so here's another thing, CNN I want people to this is something that's just little thing I want people to start listening for I'm sorry. I'm cracking myself up yeah, I know somebody's got a laugh at your material all right That's the start So CNN part 2 this is a I want people to listen to the way This is produced normally when you interview People you do not bring up a bunch of sound effects and crap behind them what they've done here They bring in this boring guy You don't

40:46 You don't do that. It's cool, man So they're talking to this guy and all and they're playing background noise As the interview progresses I'm going what are they? What is this interesting semi Abdul Aziz helped to organize Oh he's one of these guys semi abzal Aziz he helped organize the guys is one of the guys are so they got they got him and well that protest and uh... what brought you out for this protest today why did you do it to die i was in my admission notes from the cia hello don thank you for their lives like am here said all along we gave up on the bar a government long time ago we are here to talk to our government the american government but at least on to stay true to our

41:33 principles and the freedom and democracy that we talk about always. It's time to take a side, it's time to say that we are on the side of people who are fighting for democracy and freedom. Alright let's take a look at the rally today Sammy. Did he not literally say our government? The US Government? Yeah. Well he is right! What was all the point of having a bunch of people, it sounded like the protesters were in this studio. Well its neuro-linguistic programming you're programmed by... These images are also meant to be shocking but have you ever seen people leave a football game? It looks the same! It does. You know it's not like oh boy so scary and by the way those are American made tanks enjoy that eh? Yeah play CNN part 3 idiots

42:27 alright? Mike was because that's the those are the that was the protests in Atlanta. Oh Okay, you're freaking me out like wow That's now that English is really improved over there. No just the same old shrill Protesters that we have in this country they're these women that I mean they scream and yell and they sound I mean I can't imagine As meanwhile it's called oh There's another dream date

43:12 I mean you can't imagine being with one of these people but that one woman who screeches, they need justice or something. What the hell does she know? She lives in Atlanta! She just wants the snow to melt. So the other...I don't want to keep boring and stiff with this stuff from CNN but I do have one more which was the uh... And this has been used over and over again where are you can get new terminology cnn i thought when i first heard that others guys just a bumbling idiot as he just said it but he's using uh... and only each each is just listen to this in the safest so we're out of place that doesn't really make any sense and what now they have time to bar groundswell has spread two cities around the world

43:58 CNN is getting video and eye reports from around the world. This rally took place today in downtown Montreal. Eye reports? Yeah, that's their open program where you send in your stuff and they use it incessantly and you get paid nothing It's I as in letter I reports. Oh, I thought it was eye like an eyeball well that's kind of eyewitness That's kind of the joke of it its eye is an interactive and then I witness as an eyewitness So that's all you haven't I mean this has been around for five years The I report only stood out when I don't watch CNN. I watch C-SPAN so you don't have to speaking of I

44:47 I verified with my 20 year old daughter and vodka balling is indeed all the rage. What? Yes, this was not a fake news report. She has seen many people do it she in fact she says that some of her friends are in the YouTube videos we highlighted about this and it comes from a movie by the way Oh, thank you Hollywood. Yes yes. Actually I don't even feel well... This can't be good for your eyeball? Uh no no uh i don't think it is good for your eyeball uh... here it is the only eyeballs you have issued treating with respect and what you got to make his own lead on it in one interestingly enough in this uh... comes from uh... one of our producers at this first started in two thousand in a movie called kevin and perry go large which is a british piece of cinematic work from english comedian harry enfield and where he actually does a vodka shot to the eye uh... in this movie

45:49 And so, but this is indeed and I just said offhandedly you know this vodka balling. He said what? Like drinking vodka through your eye oh yeah it gets you really drunk fast apparently she said okay do you know it can also get you blind says yeah don't do that good smart kid huh I'm amazed up yeah so it's real it's not like a fake thing now what is fake is the state of the Union address that Lucy gave This was kind of snowed under. Ah yes, I saw this! You saw it? Oh okay well very important because... I didn't take any clips from it because I really can't stand listening to Lucy Well it was very hard for me as well It was an hour of Lucy and when we say Lucy We mean Janet Napolitano our Secretary of Homeland Hinterland Security And so we've done away with the old color-coded system

46:48 As you well know, we announced this on Thursday. We didn't know exactly what was coming in its place but it's going to be much much better and I think it is as a public service to those who are napping for humanity that we not only listen to what Lucy has to say about the new system but also deconstructed bit by bit What are you, game? Yeah. All right. Because of the trust we have in Americans to share in our collective security... That means ratting on each other. The way she talks she has phrases that don't really connect She just throws them out one space another phrase

47:25 another phrase you notice this way up well that is a talk in actual sentences that make any sense what she does issue her technique issues reading this and she has to be very specific because it yet obviously before she went out there someone went okay lucy listen those jackasses at no agenda gonna pull every word apart he says so make sure you don't mess it up as you have a prompter so she reads align looks down memorize it looks up reads next line that's why that's why sounds like that So what she was so of course what she's saying here is denounce each other. This is very important that you tell on each other this is good Good news, we're all on board number one denounced your neighbor Denounce your neighbor and not for humanity today I would like to do today people

48:12 And she by the way, she's like smiling and with a you know that grimace. She has oh yeah She's horrible like some kind of we're not even like three seconds into this thing To announce the end of the old system of color-coded alerts Oh The crowd did not erupt like that In their place, we will implement a new system that is built on a clear and simple premise. I like it! John? Is this sounding good? A clear and simple premise... Built-on Yes, built on a clear and simple premise When a threat develops that could impact you the public Slaves! You could have just said it! You the public Slaves

49:00 We will tell you. Oh, okay! Wait... we will tell you? When we have a message for you, we will tell you. We will provide whatever information we can so you know how to protect yourselves your families and your communities by looking out and ratting on them Under the new two-tiered system, DHS will coordinate with other federal entities to issue formal detailed alerts regarding information about a specific or credible terrorist threat. So specific or maybe even a credible one? As long as it's specific it doesn't actually have to be credible words do matter Lucy

49:49 These alerts will include a clear statement that an imminent threat or elevated threat is present. The alerts also will provide a concise summary of the potential threat, information about actions being taken to ensure public safety... I love the precise summary! It'll be interesting when these start coming out and recommended steps that individuals and communities can take The new system reflects the reality. Yeah, we're all... here comes the be afraid slave segment that we must always be on alert and be ready Always be looking over your shoulder Be afraid! Be very afraid this is important you're afraid When we have information about a specific credible threat We will issue a formal alert providing as much information As we can As we want to lie about

50:45 Now, depending on the nature of the threat the alert may be limited to a particular audience. Hold on a second I gotta take a vodka ball shot here all right i'm better like law enforcement or a segment of the private sector like shopping malls or hotels So we may only tell your shopping mall. We're not going to tell you but the shopping mall will know John if it wasn't bad enough now mall cops I got to be afraid of those fuckers Mall cop Paul Blart great movie, but too close to reality. Great movie, it's a piece of crap! It is great movie Mall Cop was a great movie but that's how frightening it is we got the mall cops now because they're on board with Lucy or the alert may be issued more broadly to the American people distributed through a statement from the Department of Homeland Security How will we distribute this Lucy? By the news media uh-huh Ministry of Truth and social media Yeah yeah we are going put on Twitter and Facebook

51:49 It's on, she has a Facebook page now. Department of Homeland Security. The alerts will be specific to the threat posed they may recommend certain actions or suggest looking for specific suspicious behavior Suspicious behavior? They will suggest looking for specifics...suspicious behavior Yeah whatever that means Like um Doing internet radio shows and they will have a specified end date. Yeah, let's Yeah, that's great Lucy Today we're beginning left yeah No she as she made them clap you can clap for that for the end date at the end date maybe 2035 seems to be a new one there with Obama the cloud 2035 is a code

52:43 A 90-day implementation period in which federal, state and local law enforcement governments private and non profit sector partners airports another transport hubs will officially transition to the new system which flows actually from practice that has evolved over the past two years. Yeah like shouting at the slaves while they're standing in line that's the practice you've had Like, put your shoes in the bin! Take off your belt. Ah no liquids So this means that the days are numbered for those automated recordings at airports and announcements about a color code level Wait a minute she said there's not going to be any more automated reporting? No about a color code level Oh I see That were too often accompanied by far too little practical information Yeah like laughter from everybody

53:34 So, as I said the new National Terrorism Advisory System is built on the common sense belief. Common sense is another good one! Common sense belief? Yeah common sense belief it's this great What does that mean? It means don't be a denier its common sense That we're all in this together and that... Wait wait wait how does that how does common sense apply to that that were all in this together as common sense John, are you trying to be denialist on me? Go on. I'm going to have to denounce that your a denialist! All have a role to play and the system was actually developed in that same collaborative spirit Oh thats right someone asked me It was largely the work of bipartisan task force That included law enforcement former mayors and governors And members of previous administration

54:28 Some of the members of the task force are here in the audience today, and I want to thank them and ask for a round of applause for the work that they did to bring us to this new level. And I decided not to call them out by name by playing that clip because that would endanger their life. So, but there was more unfortunately about a minute more of this hour and half long speech from Lucy about how bad the situation really is John. Yeah, the situation is dire. It is really I mean you know that al-qaeda Is rampant in these United States of get more nation We know that al Qaeda and other groups sharing their terrorist ideology Continue to an ideology yeah, yeah, oh yeah, it's an ideology You know that's like Muslim a brotherhood of Muslim of it were the Muslim Brotherhood

55:24 That's what she... She is not saying it, but that is what she means. Increasingly this has done through affiliates in places like Yemen and the Arabian Peninsula. There we go! We're also dealing with threats from terrorists who use the internet and social media like Facebook. Yeah, like the Department of Homeland Security Facebook page that's your terrorist right there spreading terror on people the definition of a terrorist is what you are! And YouTube to reach vulnerable... And those kittens on YouTubes They're reaching over... Piano playing cat. Cat pees on man's head, it's terrorism I tell ya! Individuals and inspire new recruits. They're inspiring people

56:11 Now historically, our counter-terrorism efforts were based on the belief that we face the greatest risk from attacks planned and carried out by individuals coming from abroad. But that just wasn't good enough because we need to have some money spent on the streets of Gitmo Nation America! But the arrests of an increasing number of US persons... I like this, U.S. persons who could they be John? Do you have a list? Come on, you got the list. I'll make one! Yeah? You got the list...you know what it is It's all those guys from-all those foreigners who tried to blow stuff up. Ontario related charges in the last two years means that we must move beyond that paradigm That's right These arrests include Najibul Azzazi a legal permanent resident arrested in 2009 Bastard For plotting to attack the New York City subway system

57:04 They include Faisal Shahzad, a naturalized US citizen who attempted to explode a car bomb near Times Square. Yeah the guy that couldn't actually make it explode because he didn't have anything with him that would blow up Remember that guy? How many people did all these guys kill? Let me think... none Last year and we also had recent arrests in places like Portland Oregon yeah an arrest not a terrorist attempt the sting operation the kid dialed the number on his cell phone Dallas Texas right here in the Washington area so today we operate under the premise

57:43 that individuals prepared to carry out terrorist acts might already be in the country. Eat in your neighborhood, slave! And could carry out such further acts of terrorist violence with little or no warning. Don't worry we'll tell you So that was horrible and I'm glad it didn't get a lot of news coverage because of uh the script in Egypt. I think we should call it that, the scripts in Egypt! That'd be a good one yeah yeah as far...I wonder how long this this script in Egypt is going to play out? Well they're gonna move it to Jordan and then they're gonna move it to see it's got to be Sudan because that's why Clooney's in the game cause Clooney is then gonna I mean I think Clooney..they didn't tell Clooney, they didn't Clooney him in

58:26 Why he had to do that satellite thing in Sudan, but I think it's gonna happen in Sudan because of course we can't actually have That independent southern Sudanese state. That would be no good for the oil trade up north so there's gonna be a revolution uprising somehow and That'll be Clooney's new mission III think we can almost safely call that but that's gonna happen There was something very interesting cuz she mentions the underwear bomber The Underwear Bomber is on trial in Detroit. Did you know that? Yeah, after being in jail for over a year. So this Fox News station, local station in Detroit

59:12 uh... met with some right right this is a great greatly at the clip yeah i got the clip clips great met with a couple of passengers uh... who happened to be lawyers who were on that flight bomber appears in federal court in detroit whom offer a couple mccollum is accused of trying to blow up a plane over detroit on christmas day two thousand nine boxes and he has more from outside the report where trial date has now been said any about the way to throw out their job as well as a trial by Yes, a trial date has been set but it was actually more interesting to hear from a couple of the passengers who showed up here at court today. Who have an interesting theory about what really happened The US government escorted him through security without a passport and we believe gave him an intentionally defective bomb Now that sounds like no agenda listener right there doesn't it?

1:00:00 Yeah, we discussed this in great detail during the period in which it happened and we had a lot of clips from a lot of interesting characters who had witnessed the whole situation. All that kind of whitewashed... And then but then they actually give these people credibility which is the amazing part. It's a startling allegation from two local attorneys who were on board the 2009 Christmas Day flight to Detroit when Umar Farooq Abdulmutallab tried to blow up a bomb hidden in his underwear. Kurt and Lori Haskell think that US government was behind the whole thing. It was intentional then, it went this far to further the war on terror to get body scanners in the airports

1:00:39 uh... to increase the tsa's budget to renew the patriot act and whatever other reasons you want a less than half these entities don't aren't too just slaps their lawyers that were on the flight there are no this is not of course no national play whatsoever because why would it have two crackpots yeah crazy deniers as a local news story in detroit when we have to thank our producers for playing this one out to us here You know, I think they're probably dead on. This is kind of what we concluded Yeah and this is exactly the problem with the ministry of truth... I mean this kid was an idiot! I mean you could just look at him he was dumb And in all the backstories that showed up about how everybody knew The CIA and all these people they all knew about it but nobody did anything because We weren't coordinated enough or sharing information Every meme known to man played into this bogus event

1:01:36 yeah and then they still never explained away a couple things the people that they took out of the plane in a body's weirdos into talk to him and then it and the guys filming the whole thing that was in the play which is witnessed by numerous people and that's been completely what was uh... pushed under the rug never seen that footage anywhere anyway so um... but speaking of ministry of truth uh... the successor to robert gibbs who by the way has the worst case of herpes on his lip if just don't want go away genital on his lip? I don't know. He is kind of a dickhead but that's taking it a bit far perhaps, bada-bing! So Jay Carney former Time Magazine journalist has been announced as the new spokeshole for the White House

1:02:27 he was also his last name carney c a r n e y you mean as like a carnival guy that's the joke step right in hey come on my little girl only a quarter oh man that's pretty bad so the kicker of course uh carney who is a yale university graduate uh former moscow correspondent for time magazine also the magazine's Washington bureau chief through the 2008 presidential campaign so he was way on board working for uh... the obama campaign he is a also married to clare shipman eight journalists for ABC news buying yet another abc news connection there's no yeah i do as they can see where you sing it's pretty funny follow yeah i mean it's just crazy abc news is and its soul incredibly compromised

1:03:21 They're all over the White House. The connections are just crazy! Talking about ABC News, we didn't bring this up when we went... although I have a clip not on this, but I have it somewhere. But remember after the Obama speech last week? We didn't go over that fact that it seemed as if on ABC Diane Sawyer was plastered She did come across pretty plastered it's hard to tell though sometimes now she i think she would because i was listening to her again on another thing later later in the week and i i think if you put inside by side she is she was obviously marion uh... has a good and on the air with with george stephanopoulos had large warning that would be broadcasters out there don't drink or don't drink and beyond here it's not yet policy i could never works regarding them the genital

1:04:16 genital herpes on Gibbs's lip. You know, they're still trying to push the Gardasil on the kids and they've come up with... And how do we make turn something into news John? I mean, I know i'm just kind of asking you We do a research study Yes! So HPV apparently doesn't only take place in the vagina but now that it also takes place in the penis because we have to give little boys this thing as well Although that's relatively new. Then of course it causes anal cancer, so now everyone has to have this shot

1:04:55 But now, a worrisome uptick in the incidence of certain head and neck cancers among middle-aged and even younger Americans. And some experts link the trend... They're talking about HPV to arise in the popularity of oral sex over the past few decades! Thank you Bill Clinton I read this like You're telling me that all humanity we now have uh... a worrisome uptick of certain head and neck cancer, certain that would be HPV the human papillomavirus you'll get it. Papilloma virus because of a rise in popularity of oral sex over the past few decades according to the University of Wisconsin School of Medicine and Public Health in Madison

1:05:53 Do you think they get any funding from the Gardasil people? Huh, I wonder. Did you look it up? A 2007 study in the New England Journal of Medicine found that younger people with head and neck cancers... This is The New England Journal of Medicine who tested positive for oral HPV infection were more likely to have had multiple oral sex partners in their lifetime What are they trying to do to us here? Shoot you up! No, they're trying to discourage oral sex. The researchers also reported that cancers of the tonsil and base of tongue have been increasing every year since 1973

1:06:32 and wrote that quote widespread oral sex practices amongst adolescents may be a contributing factor in this increase. Maybe, they got no evidence of it could be caused by high fructose corn syrup for all we know which has also been increasing if you haven't noticed it also uses soy oil has been increasing if you haven't noticed and people eat more hot chilies which seems to be kind of an irritant. No I know... This is bull crap! It's clear what it is. That's where its coming from It's just amazing that these stuff, the New England Journal of Medicine man. This is so disgusting how this is being pushed onto people these vaccines that you really it's no science in on whether you need or not

1:07:19 And and in get my nation low just to say with the vaccine theme for a second get my nation Lowlands I think we talked about this they have this Q fever Which it comes from goats apparently while back right? But but you know A lot of people died like 10 15 people died from this and thousands got sick This is more than a terrorist have done. It was in 2007 4,000 people Got the Q fever in Gitmo Nation lowlands. Last year, 10 people died of Q fever related diseases I'm translating loosely here but you know how they always say that flu-like illness could have been everything so now they have started vaccinating

1:08:03 uh... people in the risk groups of dying of the q fever which comes from a goat farmers ago to find no only people with heart problems and they say specifically look their vaccine has not been tested it is not been certified but we're gonna start here at vaccinating people anyway what's yes that than that then for the national health service in given our nation lowlands It literally says, okay look. Look slaves! Look let me be clear we need to vaccinate you if you have any problem with your heart if you've had any previous problems with your heart You're gonna get vaccination We have not tested this it's not been certified but we think it's important that you get this Wow Yeah its unbelievable isn't it? This is Dr A Klink

1:08:53 The heck his name actually is Dr. Klink, yeah. Colonel Klink? K-L-I-N-K He's the guy that is in charge of all this stuff So they're just playing with us again Of course But the Dutch don't know it because they've never seen Hogan's Heroes so they don't know about Colonel Klink but their playing with us but isn't that amazing not certified has no been tested but we think we should vaccinate you anyway sick people Wow Yeah Exactly So before we take our break Since you talked about research, I do have a research clip. Oh nice! Oddball Research... This is one of those things where you go wow gee i would have never figured this one out There's a new study out about TV news and attractive anchors and reporters

1:09:44 Let me guess. It's real, although I'm not sure it is 100% scientific They never say that about blowjobs giving you throat cancer They never say, I am not sure if its real...I mean could be wrong Two researchers from Indiana University set out to see if pretty sexy TV anchors and reporters would attract more male viewers basically here's the outcome but more attractive the female anchors the more attention men pay uh... but the less they remember of what the news was actually about women on the other hand were able to retain the contents of this story i have no comeback that is the tip of the week u-win this hands down it's a beautiful thing and we don't remember where they said

1:10:34 What? What did you say, I don't know. Yeah what? Do you think actually like the information might get in though? It might! And i think these guys are more going wow...I wonder if she'd date me. What if have a shot I wonder if she's wearing any panties. What's the girl, Megan Kelly? Is that her name? Megan Kelly from Fox? Oh that's your favorite yeah there is actually another one showing up as a substitute here and there One! One what are you talking about? There is dozens but this one in particular has a lot of potential. There are bunch of women over at CNBC doing the same thing Dude they've got them showing everywhere and their smart

1:11:21 This is the horrible thing. A lot of them have two degrees, oh boy! Wow Ben they're smart where do they keep these women? In the studio? Do they put him in a closet and lock him up I never seen...they're never in my life I mean I got one You don't see em walking or wandering around They are not wandering around you know bumpin into them at cocktail parties He's studying Not bumping into them at cocktail parties that for sure So we may not be the cutest guys, but we do think well actually I think We're doing okay in that department. We don't look so cute on the no agenda challenge point Doing yeah? Yeah, we don't look so good there. I know he does it's really you know these things happen That's all right and sometimes just got a bad shot, so let's take some call-out Thank You Let me finish my thought so we may not look so cute

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1:17:34 Hi John and Adam, here's some cash to just stop Adam from saying hinterland. Hinterland! The word he is looking for is actually Heimatland. Heimatland? That doesn't sound as good But that's not actually the one that the Nazis used either That would be Vaterland Yes we know that, the father land. Vaterland yeah And the father is that John, I'm concerned my friend. No what i have is this lingering cough from the cold. You know you have whooping cough and everybody has it. The whole family had whooping cough and I still have it. I think you should get yourself vaccinated at Rite Aid It's a little late. I need some of the karma to get out of a sticky social situation

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1:18:51 So many cool shows running now. Yeah, okay I can do another one in the can. Okay good. Marcus Couch, Aliso Viejo California Hey is that Marcus? Our very own earthquake machine Marcus? Yes! He wants a karma request. I'm gonna give him massive karma. Marcus bend over here it comes You've got karma Okay, one more Marcus. It's special karma for my friend Marcus Zack Sacramento sacto I need Karma sending this in is before I find out if I get a job and send in the small donation before the interview as well I'm putting a note together no agenda Karma to the test. We're okay here we go You've got karma did you miss? Jacob

1:19:40 I think you skipped over Jacob. Oh, I did sorry Jacob uh sorry Jacob uh Levant? Livent? Levent? Livent? You say Levant and i say Livent He's in Great Neck New York Craig Jones in Danville, Pennsylvania $50 Fernando E. Inez and that yeah NNS yen is Los Angeles I wanted for a job interview this past Thursday waiting on the word back from the company and need some karma sent my way Now we have a birthday shout out from moxie did from Kerry North Carolina for Nick the rat

1:20:24 Yeah, I was gonna do the birthday thing but now you've blown it. Well it says right here, I'm just reading Marco Brandao in some place in Spain Arara Carara It says United States what is that? Well this is I guess PayPal accounts from Spain when you say my name just use the short version marco brennan out that's what i said right otherwise the full version is quite long and unspeakable so as the city yeah robin durden or Dareden, Durden I think is Durden. It's not quite spelled like Tyler Durden maybe a relation Hoboken New Jersey $50 and that's our group Ah Hoboken! Hoboken home of Frank Sinatra Hoboken one of the best three streets when you say my name oh no I'm sorry what am i doing yeah anyway Hoboken is one of the great places to visit

1:21:16 Alright, let me do this first. It's your birthday! Birthday! On No Agenda! It was very nice of Moxie to donate some cash because we don't need blankets and uh...do that for Nick the Rat one of our artistes who often makes art for the no agenda show album art happy birthday his birthday is celebrated on two-two 2011 happy birthday from your friends here at The No Agenda Show It's got a couple quick things that were just lingering. And before you say those things, I want to mention you can go to Dvorak.org slash NA and channeldvorak.com slash na to help us out for the next show or join the 274 club. Just looking... Oh we actually had all these yeah you know i'm always like we've got some there was a forgotten karma? I think no there was right there was somebody I do I think Radu

1:22:18 There was somebody that sent us a thing. I sent a copy of it. Well, Radu doted $50.50. He said well i'm broke that's all I could afford if you can uh... It's not for me is for everyone who can afford donating. So this was his missing text awesome show! I decided to give in and donate fifty dollars fifty cents because that's all I can afford. I'm broke but if you can spill some karma over you've got carmen would be appreciated is not for me it's for everyone who can't afford donating butter in need of your godly karma was not mine as just a comes out of the little karma box and they appear to have a button to the car yes i may have she did diluted being spread out to so many unfaithful but it's better than nothing best of luck with your show uh... from right do and uh... he wants know if on my middle name clark is with that just care k e

1:23:09 and that is uh it is well that's a good question just a k it is not with the ke you'd be british if it was kei yes so um oh we've got some news from our friends are we gonna do our birthday did you do you did the birthday jeez louise do we have a night no we do no I don't think we know no night no i'm looking at the list No nighting? No, we have Sir Stephen. We slept away for the 33rd donor of the correct amountage. Alright okay. So Whole Foods has jumped on board with a number other so-called organic retailers. They've got Whole Foods Market Organic Valley and Stonyfield Farm they're all kind of like products and retailers at the same time

1:24:02 and they've sent a uh... note to their customers now i'm a customer of the whole foods or as you are yes or as we say in los angeles the whole paycheck and um... of course in this email and is linked with the show no snow jenna showed up on the pro proclaimed her support for seed purity and organics but basically said to the USDA, U.S Department of Agriculture that they feel it's okay to approve the conditional deregulation of genetically engineered herbicide resistant alfalfa which we brought up on this show Which of course makes you wonder what else is going on with The Whole Foods It's a big scam! A big, big, big scam They're all in bed with these guys

1:24:56 And that's it. I didn't have anything else to say. That was it? Yeah, well that's enough! I got the email that they're saying yeah go ahead we're on board with your genetically engineered alfalfa. Yeah I don't like the idea of that No of course not its crazy Let's do some magic numbers 33 arrested on illegal immigrant charges hmmm...I dunno Quarterly cash dividend for Arthur J Gallagher and co increased thirty three percent uh percent- 3% to uhh 33 cents per share that was just nice umm What does Arthur J. Gallagher Co do? Let's take a look I want to point out this 33 thing that we've been doing while he looks this up which is the insurance brokerage and risk management services Okay, they got something fishy

1:25:47 uh... they have we had a number of uh... this is as bold crap you can look up sixteen and find the number all the time in and chris one of our listeners did actually are some real research when he didn't be dead uh... s even do complete does scatter graph but it turns out that thirty three's a little more important than these other with numbers that crop up sure they do everybody every member crops up but the point is where they crop up. If you see 33 cropping up in areas like Haiti or some fishy area like Sudan, showing up here and there in world hot spots when the number shows up... have decided this is probably code for somebody mission accomplished or here we are or don't worry about this, there's something. We don't know! We have no idea all he knows is number crops up in peculiar places now why would crop up for this particular company I've immediately... Also the 33 cents per share increase the dividend

1:26:45 Yeah, you know it's like. It's like hey we did a good job on that deal here's your or there's a deal coming up or keep an eye on us or whatever We do you do it to? BP looks like the compensation they paid out Or they will pay out of which they can be they think is probably 7000 bogus claims uh... what number could that total john i don't know three million three point three billion three point three billion you know that's gotta be code and then a lot of people send me this said note about the disney club thirty-three well yeah i've been to club thirty-three what is that

1:27:26 if this is a place i'm thinking of it's there's a private club in the strippers now there's a private club in the disneyland uh... park in los angeles that is uh... i can tell you how to get their view roaming around its a yeah if your india If you head toward the haunted house, there's a little area. It's like New Orleans kind of bogus New Orleans area and this little alley you can go into it and there is weird locked door with light over it that I think says 33 over the top not absolutely sure sometimes there's guy standing out in front uh... and you can go in their they have specials actually as a little private restaurant They have a lot of events there

1:28:09 So that's not evil is what you're saying. It's just cool it might be and most of the time I mean, I've never been there where they had an evil meeting They're certainly propagating the meme though with like secret door and everything yeah Yeah, maybe there's something going on a magical number some magical number so I spoke with two people in New York this past week And um and of course they've had Really crazy weather it's snowing more And now there's two people, one person who I know only by reputation. She is a consultant and she has worked for big media companies and then another guy who have known for 25 years also a consultant works for big media companies. And I speak to them independently of each other and in both they say like well how is the weather out there in Los Angeles? Don't rub it in! I bet you're really enjoying the sunshine

1:29:03 That's exactly how they sound by the way. That's what New Yorkers sound like in general, yeah and I say yeah you know uh you know global warming is really benefiting us so how are you doing there? And both without missing a beat You know i gotta tell you anyone who does who can now does not think that climate change as an issue is an idiot It's so obvious look at what's happening here I'm like, really? You're really gonna- Yes! Don't you understand that the Arctic ice is melting and that's why it's so cold here?! okay must be the basic meal you it but it is this is out of control so so the door has opened door has open so but you know that they haven't even done the science on this but they've propagated the meme ahead of the science in fact they're getting an expedition ready to go to the Arctic to find out what's happening with his eyes and

1:30:08 Of course it's more like ocean currents that are flowing differently. But this meme has already spun, now I couldn't get the clips because i watched the last half of the Bill Maher show on Friday Oh my god! This was unbelievable It was a whole thing and Rachel Maddow she was standing up is how angry she was Because there was one guy on the panel, he was like well you know this is kind of weird that it was global warming first and then it was climate change. And so he's saying what we're saying, science isn't always in

1:30:48 and they got Bill Maher and Rachel Madden, they got so angry that you're idiot, you're a denier denialist it just went over and over and over. And like are we on the losing end of this thing John? I mean is it just over now that everyone's witnessing this...I wish that these stupid Republicans which were not by the way would just plain old denounceable denialists I wish these stupid Republicans would understand the difference between climate and weather! They brought that one back into the game. So here's an answer for you, if you were so great at predicting climate which by the way is a what it was a conservatively $100 billion business John? Conservatively? Yeah it's a scam. Multi hundred billion dollar business don't you think that

1:31:40 If you could predict the weather for like tomorrow, that you would be the richest man on the planet? Don't you think you would be the richest man on the planet if you could predict the weather for tomorrow or next week. Or next week! I'm not talking about 2035 Well they did develop a computer program that can predict the weather accurately for the next day but it takes 48 hours to run the program Right Exactly But this is my point to people who call me a denialist. It's like, well if your science is so great why not just tell me what the weather's going to be tomorrow? Can't you just tell... don't tell me that it's gonna warm up and then it's not! If you know so well with that what's happening in ...what happened 100 thousand years ago and will happen 50 years from now would you please tell me what the weather's gonna be like tomorrow?! If you can do that and your right I'm with your science, I'm on board

1:32:34 Well, there's an argument against that too. I don't have it at the tip of my tongue but i've heard it before. I prefer the argument which is a little more appropriate Is that if you're so serious about this and you think CO2 is this problem to the extreme that you say it is Kill yourself! Why are doing cap-and-trade? Why don't you just cap? Why don't you just shut your trap So there's no... why don't you just take a nap? That's what I'm, that's gonna be one of those. Well by the way we should probably be on board because if we have this Nap for Humanity scam going We gotta shut up and be on board From now on it's like You know what? There is money in it! We're helping with our NAP4 Some huge funding from someone Our NAP4 humanity program, we are way onboard with that so I completely agree

1:33:25 Yeah, the science is... I'm sorry you've gotten into these debates with these people. Yeah. I just throw the cap thing out because it's... Yeah but that's such a hotbed! I like it-I think it's better to-you know what? I'm just gonna shut up now. It's like you know your right and thats why we started NAP. That's actually what most people who actually I mean, i've said this story before but there's a lot of people that are in the business of climate and they just won't argue it because they say you know... It's not really about science. Its politics! You have Rachel Maddow, the great science genius that she is and Bill Maher stand-up comic defending the science. Give me a break! How come Dyson? The great physicist he thinks his bogus

1:34:13 You mean the vacuum cleaner guy? No, not that one. He to me is a hero! I love his Dyson ball. Do you have one? That... no! No, I can't afford it. But then you're not much of fan. I'm a fan because i've- Have you used his hand blow dryer at the airport? Have you seen the Dyson hand blow dryer? Yeah, I've seen them. They don't like drying my hands at the airport. I want a towel! I want a paper towel! I don't wanna be blowing hot air on my hands That's the opening clip. I want a paper towel John it's awesome You stick your head in for like two seconds and its done The Dyson thing is great No, I think its awesome Paper towel

1:34:59 And the other thing about, you know a lot of bathrooms... I don't want to get into this in too much detail but A lot of people don't like grabbing the bathroom door handle Oh no. I never do it that's why i wanted paper towel Well thats why you want the paper towel You take the paper towel and grab the bathroom door handle That is always a waste basket right by the door and then you grab the door, open it up and throw the paper towel. This is for hand sanitization of course. Let me ask you a question when there's no paper towel when it is a Dyson blower or other blower how do you open the door? Well generally speaking I find that the only time I find a Dyson blower in the airport where there's no door just walk-in and walk out but

1:35:42 Uh, how do I do it? How would I do it if I was like concerned. Sometimes just grab the handle and don't care or go you know not worried about it but If I was fearful because of the nature of the bathroom I would probably use my pinky finger on my left hand to open a door That's exactly what I do! Why is it? It's like, that's the one who will least come in contact with anything else. You will not get contaminated. I shall use the pinky of my left hand. That's so funny. I bet you there are a whole bunch of guys who are going like, oh yeah... Yeah, I'd do that too. I thought I was the only one who did that

1:36:20 no milk you just like us boy it's just like I think to do so you have time for some real news before we move on yeah tons of time for that we love it and now back to me I've been waiting for this clip all well he got well way first let's get through the real did the basic mistake the big chunks out of the way by playing the extra extra from what we gotta understand what happened here we go everybody else to be e-arm Charlie's first words, I'm not dying. Sheen tells our source inside his hospital room exactly why he called 911. The latest on his health crisis after a wild all-night party. John Travolta the new godfather? New video from his dinner with John Gotti Jr.? Travolta set to play the Teflon Don James Franco as his son? President Obama trapped in the snow? Katie Couric

1:37:21 Pushing a Maserati in Central Park the East Coast buried in a blizzard there were these beautiful snow sculptures out there and it was the audience Weather did not stop Wendy Williams Julia's gotcha surprise for Ellen. What Julia confessed about the real Beverly Hills Housewives, plus Kelty Grammer's new divorce tell-all! Will he give in to Camille's new $10 million demand? Plus American Idol turns into American cry off. What do you think about all the tears this season? Extra! Extra! Extra! Woohoo!

1:38:00 I'm up to date. Now you're all caught up and this time he actually knew who half of these people were Well it's interesting because i have identified two mob related stories which fall under the heading of another tale of The Hollywood Whackers So Travolta's gonna play, what was that? He's gonna play Gotti. John Gotti And James Caan I think he posted bail for one of those New York mobsters For Andrew Russo One of those guys that was picked up Really Yeah! He says, uh, I've known Andrew since 1972's When I played in the Godfather I knowed him He played, Caan of course, played in the Godfather

1:38:52 And so he tried to post bail. You don't think there's a connection between the mob and Hollywood, do you? I mean it's just... Well it sure is looking that way! But at least they've got some projects coming up thats good That's always important and of course The News this is overshadowing everything Revolution shmevolution Charlie Sheen is in rehab dude Who cares about anything else? Yeah, it's pretty weird. And the best thing... The best is people are going I knew it! I told you so! I told you that Sheen was up to no good So the show biz tonight show on HLN which is actually a branch of CNN They had, I swear to God they dedicated 50 minutes To this phony baloney creation they did This Gaga vs Bieber Play this clip

1:39:45 The big question of supremacy still remains in the battle of Gaga vs Bieber and that brings us to our showbiz flashpoint. Gaga vs Bieber, who's the bigger star? Battle of the mega stars begin now and the first battleground today has to be Facebook. They were both very involved with this. Bieber won the honor of being the most mentioned name on Facebook but Gaga has more Facebook fans than any living person so Rachel off to you first do you think in this instance Who can claim the Facebook frontier? Is it Gaga, is it Bieber. It ends right there...is it Gaga or is it Bieber I've been wondering that myself. Is it Gaga or is it Bieber Yes! That's the only answer

1:40:34 Yes is the answer. I could have gone on and on with more clips about this but it, I think you get the point it's ridiculous And this why even though we are the country that invented Facebook The country that invented Twitter This is why we will not go to the streets. We will not take to the streets and call for the heads of our government, call for them to leave have signs that say game over get out! We're not going back to work or standing here were gonna bring down Wall Street. Were not going to take it anymore The reason why is because were too befuddled over the question Gaga? Or Bieber? That's what wrong with this country Yeah well... Do you think its fixable

1:41:17 No, I don't think it's fixable. I hope it's not fixable or we'll be out of a show! No, I'd gladly give up the show if it was fixed Isn't that amazing? It's getting worse. The likelihood of it getting fixed is zero, I mean this is worsening the fact that Piers Morgan would bring the Kardashians on and now we judge his show overall by how well they didn't do We ourselves are part of the problem because we did that you did it, I did I paid attention to that too. I looked at the numbers and the fact of the matter is who? The guy did this guy shouldn't be on the air, the Kardashian shouldn't be on the air Why is them together why are we making any sort of judgment based on the results of the two of them colliding? I mean whole thing is ridiculous Yeah sorry about that. I jumped a gun They got something cool going on just if I can go around get Monation then

1:42:14 Do you have anything specific you need to bring up? No, I'm good. I'm ready to stop the show. We're not done with the show yet! I got a couple of loose pieces that we need to pull together. Gitmo Nation East Manchester Airport have a new take on security. They've got 2D... well they say it's holograms but there is like a cardboard cutout of a security officer And then they project a face onto it and uh, they actually have some video. You don't get the full effect without seeing the video but here is the security officer on a cardboard cutout looking like... It's supposed to look like a hologram at Manchester Airport. Welcome to Manchester airport you are now approaching the security area if you are carrying any liquids creams gels or paste please see my colleague in the preparation area. You gotta see this John! Its amazing

1:43:11 So the person in America normally just screams at you to put your stuff in the bin? now they've got uh... in and manchester airport the robot like a cardboard cutout robot though yeah this is like if you've been to the haunted house right which i mentioned earlier in disneyland they have these uh... heads these headstones on it in the graveyard that you go by in the ride and they project faces onto them right and it looks like there in their day talking and singing and it looked at actually looks pretty interesting and it looks like uh... that's great it's that's what this is just basically a disney get as you can see the disney gimmick uh... did my nation osmond brothers better known as utah and they're the first ones in we've had to do the drone in florida which of course is pales in comparison by it was something much smarter and much cheaper than doing in utah and other questioning of course uh... if this is good for these citizens are i think it's great well i didn't want him have a new crime fighting tool

1:44:13 A tool, John. Always pick when it's a tool. Limp! A blimp tool. City worked with Weber State University to develop unmanned aerial surveillance Fox 13's Eric Kavan is live with why a dirigible was the top choice. A dirigible? Isn't it derigible?! I think you can say dirigible. Okay, well... But you're telling me they have a small little remote control blimp like the ones you can buy at the toy store? It's not small! They got pictures of it. They got the dimensions here but first that the stupid reporter who is standing on the street for no apparent reason has to say thank you for saying dirigible because I couldn't say that

1:44:51 hey max nice job saying that's why i didn't want to say it is and by the way to stop it yeah other basically the mayor of arden is saying that it's a blend this cheaper than a small helicopter or at fixed wing airplane they say that it does blend can also have her in one place a for example over a parking lot where there may have been iraq's break-ins they might need some of that surveillance The blimp that Weber State designed in Ogden was on its police force doesn't look like the typical fat blimp. It's shaped like a cigar, it's 52 feet long and 4 feet wide. Wow! Yeah? It's a real thing...52 by four feet so it's not really wide but listen what this things got. Cameras are mounted on it and give

1:45:37 a complete view of what's happening on the ground. Weber State Center of Aeronautical Innovation has been testing their creation and says it is perfect for police work! The blimp can hover in place, pivot or pursue its top speed at 40 miles per hour It becomes a deterrent when people know that there's something watching you and following you. Hey! It becomes a deterrent, yeah just so you know when-when you know someone is watching you then you don't commit crime. People behave disgustingly differently and we've... And there's good data behind that. There's good data... I gotta play that again. You stepped on it listen to this

1:46:13 know that there's something watching you and following you people behave differently and we've, and there's good data behind that to show that people don't commit crimes when they know they're being watched. There ya go! That's the entire system Really? Well how does that explain what just happened in Oakland last week Which is that the camera crew from KGO went into East Oakland to do an interview and two guys came up and mugged them And stole the camera And knocked a reporter to the ground this is about as being watched as you can be and ran off with the camera, and then the follow-up story was the the reporter or the station KGO they said well

1:46:53 The camera is going to be very difficult to do, sell or use because it's very specialized. I'm thinking what? They sell it to me! Yeah really, I'll take it for 20 bucks and you can buy some crack. This is a broadcast quality camera every half the people in San Francisco know how to use one. Rocks How do you think we get our cameras? Geez Haiku Herman In Gitmo Nation United States of America Wait a minute hold on about the blimp. Alright I'm done with that. I'm beyond it Well I just gotta say one thing, do they not know that there's especially in places like Utah that there are people with high-powered rifles and scopes? This was my thought. If that thing is floating by my place i'm like taking it out! You go behind a window in a dark room and you open the window they can't see ya don't care how good the blimps camera is

1:47:43 and you take the blimp out there's no way that they can be tracked where the bullet to the bulls is gonna go right through the blimp right now often god knows where it's going to end up. It has a little propellers on the back and on the side I'm looking at picture of it now yeah so you could, I think the cool thing would be to take the propeller out Well, I just yeah well. I think you're hitting the actually I think hitting the main body of it So it would deflate and then fall to earth and then be scrounged by the public I think if you're a man If you're real man you try to shoot it with a flaming arrow Never says in the article how high it goes? I don't know arrow. I think that would be cool Flame an arrow right through that thing like that bitch on fire. I'm all for that

1:48:31 Alright, so the number one book of poetry in all of Gitmo Nation United States of Europe was of course The Bundle Of Haikus by the President of The United States of Europe. What? Haiku Herman yes Why it was a bestseller it was a bestseller no Pretty cool impossible now that its have you read it It's amazingly good. It's deep bull crap. It's so deep I So, uh, Haiku Herman was questioned by a number of school children. Uh... and he got very annoyed at this little Asian girl

1:49:09 who asked him a question about Nigel Farage. And she's reading from a piece of paper so it's funny you know someone sent their kid to school like hey probably some Noah Jendell listener like hey you're gonna talk to the president of the United States of Europe today? Ask him this alright don't tell them your daddy said so and throw an in-the-morning in there while you're at it Could you agree with Nigel Farage? She says Nigel, she means Nigel. Nigel Farage that we have lack of democracy in European Union. That we have lack of democracy in European Union!

1:49:53 You know this is a NOA agenda listener except they didn't throw code in there. They didn't throw it like, in the morning or something but its good one I love that someone made their kid do this and here's his answer For example none of us voted for you Oh yeah none of us voted for you In any elections The European Union is a real democracy And on top of this we have a European Parliament directly elected by 500 million citizens who can vote And for instance, the president of the European Commission has to get the approval of the European Parliament. So it is more than an exaggeration It is almost a lie that we have a lack of democracy Shut up you stupid child slave! What did I answer? This how he answers a 7 year old's question He's a dick, he's a total dick Yeah yeah he is a dick IT IS A LIE! IT IS A LIE I TELL YOU

1:50:58 Do not question me, the president of the Vaterland! It's unbelievable. Lies! It is a lie! It is a lie I tell you and then did you understand the answer? I denounce you You six-year old shut up you six year old What is your father's name? She's just a six year old I denounce you and your family It's unbelievable, it was a six-year old. Of course she got set up but for the way he is answering that like NO! IT IS NOT TRUE! Those of you who could vote... That is exactly what she said Hey we didn't vote for you dude How did you get here? It's a lie! Crazy crazy crazy If you want to drink in Gitmo Nation Down Under looks like you have to hand out your fingerprints before entering the bar which is making me

1:52:02 Give me second thoughts about moving there. Thousands of clubbers and pub patrons being forced to submit fingerprint and photographic scans to enter popular venues by handing over their biometric data, and this is the New South Wales premises using the systems include The Australian Brewery Lone Pine Tavern Friction Nightclub... Oh damn! What is the point of this? To get your biometric data, slave. But what difference does it make? It's to cross-reference the database if you're old enough to drink! That's what this is for...

1:52:42 There's a lot of drink stuff going on. You know, Ray LaHood... Well we've talked about this before it's neo-prohibitionism and we talk about all the time on this show It's been sneaking in it's not like a major story But I think is more insidious than stuff like what's happening in Egypt? I think this is just creeping along under the radar pretty soon you're gonna go to liquor store if i'm boarded up well i did find a kind of a disturbing connection uh... which popped up because railerhood our transportation secretary showed up at uh... accompany that makes the following groups the simple touchable but save hundreds of lives

1:53:25 This is one of two systems being developed to measure a driver's blood alcohol content. Current technology requires the tube to breathe into, it requires what is called deep breath with this new technology you are either touching something or breathing normally inside the vehicle so its very passive Researchers say both methods eliminate the need for drivers to take any extra steps and they're getting thumbs up from Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood in 2009 as we said, 11 thousand people were killed as a result of drunk driving and that's eleven thousand too many. Laura Dean Mooney the president of Mothers Against Drunk Driving is also on hand Right so we've got Ray LaHood and the President of Mothers Against Drunk Driving one of the worst charities in the world who spend 80% of what they bring in on themselves

1:54:22 on their own salaries and the rest of it, and that money they take is from court ordered classes that they hand or they give. It's well known...well known that this is a horrible organization Where were they? This company that's making this sensor that you put your finger on and your car won't start unless you're not uh...you don't have-you have less than the appropriate alcohol blood content level This company is called Quinetic Q-I... Are they publicly traded? Oh yeah. Q- I N E T I Q. Q-U-I N E T what? It's like a palindrome almost, Q-I N E T I Q This is... U-U-I N E T EQ And it was QNETQ Yeah it's qnetic dash NA dot com because its North America this is the largest defense contractor in the world

1:55:17 stems from... I never heard of them. No, i know it stems from if you look at uh... Quenetic Global It was actually a portion of the United Kingdom defense evaluation and research agency which was privatized in 2001 this company is enormous It's huge. These guys make unmanned vehicles, they make drones, they've got tons and tons of contracts and now all of a sudden they've got Ray LaHood showing up for some dorky little monitor if you're drunk or not if you can drive? Big scam! Big red flag on this. Some... these guys what are the contracts They got contracts with everybody

1:56:02 applications first responder police homeland security ground forces intelligence and communications medical and dental military aviation ordinance disposal and detection special forces supply transport logistics surface and underwater warfare that's what these guys do and now all of a sudden Ray LaHood shows up to look at some stupid scanner please frightening this is interesting oh yeah it's a frightening something very frightening going on with this and of course if you look at their news and events not a blip about this Ray LaHood thing yeah I'm looking at their website oh actually, sorry they just updated it so that's January 28th US Transportation Secretary LaHood views demonstration new in-vehicle technology targeted towards habitual drunk drivers which means you get caught drunk once. This is in every single car And right underneath that

1:57:02 Quinetic's gunfire detection system is US military solution of choice. What else are these guys gonna put in the car? This is very, very weird why these guys are making this all of a sudden. Quinetic is a British global defense technology company formed from the greater part of the former UK government agency Defense Evaluation and Research Agency DERA. That's what I just said. When it was split up in 2000... I'm just reading from that wiki thing Major sites are in Farnborough, Hampshire and Melvern Worst... Worst... Worster. Worstershire.

1:57:42 for sure formally dera it is like arpa net or like uh that's a little bigger than that dude well yeah now it is former but that's the research agency george tenet served as an independent non-executive director yes it's a bunch of good guys and so listen in monday stock exchange blah blah all right so while you're doing that let's screw what I'm not even gonna do that when I feel like it anymore interesting There's an interesting, there is something weird going on there we gotta keep our eye on it. Yeah! Because it makes no sense that this company... ...is just doing a little alcohol detector. Yeah I know it makes no sense at all. Those guys... Small potatoes as we use that term. So I think they're probably putting more in the cars. I think were gonna see it installed maybe they get like some big GM deal or something? Where every single car will have and that's probably it

1:58:38 So why is LaHood there? I mean to see this little thing and we know that Mothers Against Drunk Driving are a bunch of scammers. So, i think that there's a big deal GM is going to put these things in every single GM car it won't start unless you're not drunk how do how do you take that one You know you could sell that! I think it's totally doable It's public interest And then General Motors is still, I think basically you know got the government geeks in there. Let's go to Gitmo Nation East briefly where we have the new program Everything Everywhere proximity payments coming to Gitmo Nation East in the summer

1:59:22 They're trying to get rid of, I guess credit cards now. It's all going to be in your iPhone What is that new technology? Yeah, I wrote about this as a bad idea NFC Near Field Communication or something like that Is that what it is called? So yeah...I know the iPhone has it and I think Nokia phones have it And what did you write about it? What was your take on this Well, I have always believed that phone companies in particular are trying to horn in on the banks or at least do a business with the banks and credit card companies because they have the argument that they can, they have real leverage when it comes to collecting money.

1:59:59 and i've said this before and i agree they do and because they can cut off your phone in internet and you'd be screwed and so they can't say it's a another was if you were scammed which has happened before with phone companies and i'm but mention this before uh... like for example during the era of the modems when the people would be calling accidentally calling romania at a hundred dollars a minute to see you know that And they get these bills for $30,000. The phone companies say hey too bad pay screw you They're all part of it is a criminal organization essentially and the phone companies are corrupt and rotten and that allow this to happen for convenience because it's got its own convenient to pull out at 20

2:00:43 So it's for the convenience of it all, you're gonna be screwed by the phone companies. I mean you're just asking for trouble if anybody just goes along with this. I would refuse to implement that." I'm still waiting for the revolt against Vodafone! Vodafone is the company that turned off the internet, essentially. Oh I saw their statement! Oh they have a statement about it? What did they say? Well you know... It turns out we did it because the government requested and there's nothing we could do when the government requests something so we did it and if we had done in any other way then it would've been harder to get this service turn back on So its actually a favor We did everyone a favor These guys are bastards Isn't that like the biggest- aren't they like the Verizon of the world

2:01:26 Vodafone is huge right? Well Verizon is huge. I mean, uh, Vodafone...Vodafone is really really big. They're big. Everyone should if you really want to do something then quit your service and go with some other provider. Quit Vodafone! No one's gonna do that by the way. No, they're not gonna do anything Nobody's gonna do crap now We're just going to in fact if the joke of this whole thing is that this these these revolts are so you know internet-centric That if there was no Internet you get the feeling these people would just be living in a mud hut You know bitching to each other I mean, I don't know speaking of mud my favorite My pet peeve I was watching another documentary have a link to it Of course in the show notes knowledge on the show calm

2:02:14 You know what, the kids in Haiti are literally eating dirt cookies. No really? Well that sounds like a bogus story but it's not. It's not a bogus story and I just forgot the French name for it so what they do is they take dirt they mix it with water salt and a little bit of flour and make these clay cookies out of it and thats what their eating because at least they fill there tummies up thats what the kids are eating They show them the women making it on this documentary It's disgusting. They're eating, they're literally eating dirt What is Clinton eating? Lobster No no he has gone vegan Oh that's right I'm sorry Well he is not eating dirt Of course Hillary Clinton visiting Dropping by for a little check on the beachfront property Because of course they are going to release the election results You watch There is gonna be a run off

2:03:10 So it's too close to call. This is the... I can just tell you what's going to happen Too close to call, so now we're gonna have a runoff between who is it? I guess that Jude Celestine guy they don't want him to run there and then I guess that's why Hillary is there But you have this former first lady Merland Manigat and she apparently will be in a runoff, and this is not going to happen until March of course. I mean why hurry along against the sweet Mickey Martelli? It's not like we predicted that! Like we had some stupid... That guy has a good chance at winning! It'll be interesting how they play this one. I think Sweet Mickey Martelli comes in he's being touted as the guy who has the ear of the people

2:04:09 They need a shill. And they brought in Baby Doc, I love all these names by the way. They brought in Baby Doc to kind of distract the attention Hillary Clinton lands today and she'll be there keeping an eye on things making sure no one... Hey! Hey hey that's my beach stupid kids get off my beach Did you see that fall she made? No I missed the fall She fell down In her plane You didn't see that? No That was hilarious I think she was actually leaving Egypt. That's interesting you say that, hold on a second let me look for that story Yes she tripped it was legendary footage She hurt herself too The great thing about the internet is i can type in Hillary Falls video Here's Hillary Clinton taking a tumble January 12th You'll love it! Set the internets 4! You'll love it, I guarantee it

2:05:12 From CBS there she is so she You see it. She's walking into the oh, I did see this. I saw this already. I didn't think it was that way Where is that where but where is that? Where does he fall barely get up? That was a weird thing But it was the Middle East right? I don't know. Yeah, well you're looking at the video basically when we do to Yemen I think she was in Yemen She was departing Yemen. That's right. Wait a minute, hold on a second let me read this from... Yeah she was there to set up the revolution Hillary Clinton pulled President Ford Tuesday and we're trying to associate here with her presidency And although Ford fell down he face-planted coming down He actually really did it well she went..she fell going up How do you fall up the stairs?

2:06:02 The Secretary of State, listen to this. The Secretary of State was waving gracefully to fans. Fans? He's got fans in Yemen?! Yeah! It's Al-Qaeda on the Arabian Peninsula! Hey Hillary! Hello Hillary! We see you soon Hillary! Love you love you we're your biggest fan!! And then she fell... Why was she in Yemen?? I'm telling you she's getting it all set up She was meeting with Yemeni President al-Abdullah Saleh don't we don't know why uh... who cares to get a she got a cool as jet though doesn't she yes a big is there fits was you find out air force one no not airforce ones probably just beyond wouldn't surprise me for wasn't as big as i need to have a plane as biggest his and it falls on that spectacularly on this side they actually have a picture of the of that of them forward face plant fall which is more spectacular

2:07:08 Anyway, I always feel bad when people fall because it dehumanizes at the same time when it's a leader. It kind of like oh She's not all that special now. That's like them the classic one that came out. I think was last year with Fidel Castro doing a face plant coming out of some building and he trips falls in literally Falls headfirst that like in front of his limo. Mm-hmm That was pretty spectacular. It's not quite as funny is that Jackie Smith? former home secretary of the Gitmo Nation East States, you know she was the one she got in trouble because she had declared payments to watching two porn movies on pay-per-view on her expense form and

2:07:52 Or actually her husband. Watching what, 8 minutes each? Yeah exactly! She is now making a documentary for the BBC about porn. Yeah I heard this... That way she can write it off. No well she's no longer in the government. Well then she can write it off for taxes and uh... the better sconey thing we have to do that we don't get any good italian news against i don't know why they had no italian listeners i don't remember i don't know if you want it was their franco doctor for front okay i got one dot yeah we've got doc but we got one gal one italian listener two guys in france but israeli killed like tons of what my sister listens in italy too yeah but she's not a guy wouldn't call her italians use of cheese expel oh she's a donor not a boner

2:08:40 That's a good thing. But there is like, they got kids coming out of these you know these women just one after another yeah he paid me for sex one after another! Yeah I was 17 yeah and he paid me for sex when i was 17 it's unbelievable this guy What wait a minute the age of I think the age of consent is like 14 or something in Italy? Why are we making a big fuss based on our standards. I don't think so no it's it's a fuss there, I disagree I think it is uh...I don't thinks I think 17 is a scandal Hold on a second if the internet has worked better legal age of consent Let's see Italy

2:09:27 Italy 14 really the age of consent in Italy is 14 in Iceland. It's 14 and Hungary it's 40 in Frank Spain's even more interesting where Spain no No, you know it's at the Vatican City I think it's 11 teen in Spain Vatican City. I think is eleven isn't it yeah And all you need is some And you're good to go in Vatican City all right. I think we've over so what's the big deal? So yeah, you're right You're right. There's no big deal whatever it's fine. It's legal. It's all it's all it's all good I'm happy for him way to know what I'm asking the question why are they making a big stink oh

2:10:09 Who's making this stink? It's American media, them because the Italians aren't working on it. I guess not! I thought the Italians were rioting when he didn't get kicked out...I guess i'm wrong. I guess that's why they don't- I guess everyone in Italy is happy and I should move there because no one ever seems to complain the system works it's corrupt and it works. I'm telling you they might be complaining but they're not complaining about him having sex with a 17 year old They are not complaining about anything, they don't listen to the show, they don't complain why do we even talk about them? They are banned from the show The entire country is no longer... Willow! Is she banned too? She's banned No, Willow is not banned from the show Italy is banned from the show We've got no listeners, no one cares, they're all happy You know why? It's good weather everyone looks cool and they got great food

2:10:55 They're like, hey whatever. Right? That's what I say! Okay well there you go. Well remember to go to napforhumanity.com as we are starting up our new mission to create carbon credits to save the world and we'll be here on thursday once again with another episode of no agenda here from get my nation west my name is adam curry and from northern silicon valley or one remind people to go to the board dot org slash in a and uh... channel network dot com slash n eight two help us out for the upcoming show on thursday uh... and also go to them net free humanity site where you're at it i'm john c divorak will talk to you again on thursday right here unknowing gender