2:44:01 It's happening all over the country because they get these numbers. Right, but we're fucked up crazy and armed. That's my point. Yeah. I'm gonna show my school by donating to No Agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fab. Yeah, on No Agenda. In the morning. Eh, not the best segue of the week. Well, I had to get out of it somehow. You weren't helping. Well, I was not aware of the time. Okay. But let's start by thanking a few people for show 1516. Starting with Ian Sloan in Atta Boy, Australia. $100. Sir Enghetti in Paris, France. Oh!
2:44:43 Whoa, what? What? Que Paris! Whoa! We have a Parisian! Bonjour! Hey! I don't remember. He's our French guy. We must be very, very protective of our French. We love our French. Hello Paris. $90.45. Guess who's next? Sir Kevin McLaughlin, of course, in the Lucas North Carolina 8008 boob. Boob? L-E-Z. 8-0-0-8, Justin Price in Blacksburg, Virginia, 7-7-7-7. This has a long note that he sent in. Uh... Excuse me. It was... Oh, he wants to call out Todd as a douchebag. Oh, hold on a second. I wasn't... I was not prepared for the douchebagging. Here we go. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I want to read a little of this. Thank you for everything, uh...
2:45:36 The No Agenda community has been a blessing for me in my life. I know it may not be get read on the show, but it's 7777. If it does, please call out these guys as douchebags. I've been listening for five years. There you go. Oh, nice. Gary Blatt, Wayne, Pennsylvania, 7777. Brian Kaufman in Scottsdale, Arizona, 7575, the Weber family in Connecticut, 6789. And this is another card, a Christmas card that just says Merry Christmas, 6789. Michael Viviers in New Hampshire, 6633.
2:46:20 I want some pagan goat karma at the end. Craig Kohler in Evansville, Indiana 6502. Robert Saurin in Nunham, Netherlands 65. Yeah. What? No, I'm just laughing at your pranks. It's all good. It's good. It's good. Nunham. Nunham. Yeah. There's a pun in there too somewhere. Yeah, there is. Sir Galatrin of the Gutland in Leutelanga, Luxembourg. Now, 6336. Sir Galtron of the Gutland. Gutland. Gutland. Oh, the Gutland. Like good land. Probably. Who else is Gutland? We should know. Jamie Buell in Vista, California. 6006 Emily Scarpatti in Harwich, Massachusetts. 5885. And this will be a credit to Matt, her husband. And that'll be a birthday call out.
2:47:22 Sir, by his grace, Jacksonville, Florida, 5510, Lay Lady Lay, in Williamsport, Pennsylvania and he needs to de-douche, she needs to de-douche her friend Shard Spleen of Seattle. You've been de-douched. We'll also get a birthday call out for her. Chance Barnett in San Angelo, Texas, 50-01. He always sends notes and nobody cares. That's what he says. Aichi Kitagawa. You know, he gets your notes right. Well, actually, he says here, hold on.
2:48:08 I have surpassed the associate executive producer threshold and working towards my knighthood. That's, you know, it's not quite the way it works. No, associate executive producers, there's no threshold. It's not cumulative. Yes. The knighthoods are cumulative. Correct. So you got to understand that. So you can donate, you know, it's fine. We love $50 and one cent donations, but you don't get an executive producership for that just because you did five of them or 10. Aichi Kitagawa, our buddy in San Francisco, 50, these are $50 donors, name and location. Michael Elmore in Gastonia, North Carolina, Sunny Pang in Lee, Great Britain.
2:48:52 Richard Gardner, Sir Richard in New York City, I believe. Greg Hartlob in Cincinnati, Ohio. Garrett Hampton in Pula, Georgia. Andrew Garland in Ocala, Florida. Chris Goodman in Leander text has a note because he's getting a knighthood. Yes layaway plan $50 donation marks my 20th consecutive donation on the knighthood layaway plan the only point I want to convey to the knowage in the nation is that every producer out there pitched in five to ten dollars per month then these two fine gents could continue to host the best podcast in universe with ease and wealth as well as possibly skip the donation segment altogether dream on my friend dream on
2:49:34 Anyway, all I can do is my part which I'll continue to do as long as the show is good. We will try. Thank you for your courage. If it pleases the committee, please let me be known here forth as Sir Chris, Knight of All Good Men. For the roundtable, have root floats and Chinese street donuts available. Excuse me, are we familiar with the Chinese street donuts phenomenon? I've never had one. Doesn't sound like a tasty treat. But you're on deck, Sir Chris. It's just probably a bun. You'll be knighted momentarily. A bun. You'll be knighted momentarily. Scott McCarty, Lodi, California. Josh Springer in Indianapolis, Indiana. Forrest Scott Brinkley in Christianburg, Virginia. Shane Morrison in Clark, New Jersey. Shauna Norberg in Seattle, Washington. Jack Schofield in Yankee Town, Florida.
2:50:29 Kim Winship in Rancho Santa Fe, Douglas Ellis in New York, New York, Aaron Weisberger in Bend, Oregon, Amy Zipkin in Greensboro, Georgia, Ray Howard in Kremling, Colorado, Kelsey Lavigneaux in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Nicholas Cast in Lincoln, Rhode Island, Sir Comference, our buddy in Rancho Palos Verdes, California, Yeah, I want to say something about Nicholas Kast in Rhode Island. Nicholas sent me a note and said, hey, will you plug my mouse? I said, we don't plug products. He said, if you send us a product and we like it, we might talk about it. And we read every note above the associate executive producer level. So I don't know if this was before you emailed me or after, but you know, it's just not how it works. We don't plug products.
2:51:25 Appreciate it. We just don't plug products. We talk about products we like. We don't get paid for them. Exactly. Circumference and Rancho Palos Verdes, who's got a birthday. And last on the list is Ronald Vargo in Hoffman Estates, Illinois. And he says, here's another 50 bucks to keep you guys going. Great work this December. All right, thank you all so much. These producers are just as valid as any other producers, including the ones under the $50 level. They will always remain anonymous. That's our guarantee. And of course, some of those are on, or many of those, not enough, are on
2:52:02 On the sustaining donations, which are recurring ones, you can set that up yourself at Dvorak.org slash NA. And again, thank you to the executive and associate executive producers for episode 15, 16, forever credits. You can use them anywhere. Credits are recognized and accepted. Dvorak.org slash NA. Karma for everyone, as requested. You've got karma. It's your birthday, birthday, oh so much in love Here is the birthday list for today, the last one of the year Sir Bias Grace wishes Aspen a belated birthday, she turned 10 on December 8th, happy birthday there Aspen Sir Comfort celebrating today, Sir Infinitis also celebrating today