2:49:36 Now let's thank our executive and associate executive producers who brought the treasure which is very needed. Otherwise eventually the show stops, we've got a very tiresome year coming up as we just discussed. We kick it off with our top executive producer Sir Your Honest Mechanic He's from Easley, South Carolina. Interesting number 1019 $1,019 let's see if there is a reason for this Oh it's a switcheroo by the way Right off the bat for his wife Lindsay Let me put that in right away No last name for Lindsay I guess I'll just keep it at Lindsey. Show 1600, here's his note we appreciate notes of moderate length show 1600 happened to be the same day as our 16th anniversary of 1019. Oh okay well i don't understand this
2:50:28 Oh. One O, only he's got an extra o in there one oh one one nine Even though I've repeatedly punched her in the mouth and keep failing...I'll keep working on her good man! No she won't she doesn't like us Nope Those guys probably harass children at Halloween On my last donation I asked for hiring karma And the next day I received a message asking about my job opening When I was hiring, I offered all the tool guys my employees vendors and friends etc. $1,000 if they could find me an A-level tech after his 90 days They will receive the one thousand dollars well i believe that two of you two views fall into that category how about That we helped him with a hire
2:51:12 His 90 days was last Thursday. Thank you both for keeping up the beautiful work I'm sorry about asking for jiggles and not jingles on my last donation however it is pretty funny Please like Knight, my wife Dame My wife, Dame your honest mechanic of Easley South Carolina. You bet! Lindsay will be Dame your honest mechanic of Easley South Carolina thanks again and he says he will take any Sharpton jiggle and I might as well play the good one The long one because it has it all in there He's getting lunch at Chipotle The tortise In the race
2:51:53 Kim Kardashian, Sigournoy Weaver, R-E-S-P-I-C-T. They're all jitty! R-E-S-P-I-C-T There's no real conflict! Resist... WE MUCH We must and we will much about that commitment. Yeah, it's got the full blast in there for you thank you thank you for Lindsey now we have Sir 1% Baron of Liberland in Dixie Washington with a 1010
2:52:35 And he says, ITM gentlemen. I wish to add the PhD in media deconstruction to my degree collection. Oh, he has an anthropology and an MA in philosophy nice much like a citizenship by investment program ie buying a passport is as smart and time efficient way to acquire a credential there you go on the contemporary college campus Douchebag college professors will swell your amygdala and fill your head with bullcrap! You will spend huge amounts of money to lose years of time in earning opportunities for degrees that are probably worthless anyhow. Screw that, just begin to know agenda shrink your amyg-la-da-lah
2:53:22 Be entertained and get a head full of worthwhile knowledge. Please accept my 1010 of treasure $1,000 tuition plus 1% I am breaking with my usual one percent ways by financing a portion of this donation However because I am doing this by borrowing against the equity of a life insurance policy And I'm earning in that positive 8.5 percent annual return on the spread tax-free Don't tell the by done installation that all that though because I am claiming this is a student loan debt. I demand that uncle scam pay it off Allegedly, this would be great for the economy Thanks again for what you do. I look forward to my new shiny new credential Maybe it will spark interesting conversations as I fly out to New Orleans investment conference this week just kidding No one speaks to each other in first class
2:54:13 It's true. Actually, I always speak to people in first class faithfully suppress. I don't fly first class anymore because they don't work for anyone. Faithfully suppressing your exit strategy one percent at a time or 1% of Dixie and he says jingle requests Trump by going to come in my F-35 scream something hot on my leg My favorite. If you can fit in just one more goat scream karma for all I'm gonna come Oh shoot, I messed it up. I'm sorry hold on a second. I had the wrong one queued up Let's do it again. Just make sure we get it right. I'm gonna come I just felt something hot on my legs There ya go nasty, just nasty
2:55:08 Nasty, nasty man. Michael Wolven with a thousand I'd love you guys! I'm in for a PhD and please knight me as Sir Wolvey of the Pump House No jingles no karma Beautiful Michael Thank you Good move Stephen Schnelker Fort Wayne Indiana 1000 PhD me Knight name sir don't panic R2-d2 Karma for all You've got karma. Then we have Kent Eldren, Portland Oregon $1,000. Hello John and Adam First of all can I get a de-douche? You've been de-douched! I have been an on again off again listener since my brother in law Shane turned me onto the show. I finally decided it was time to not pass up the offer to get a PhD executive producership AND a knighthood all with one donation Thank you for keeping me sane while living in Portland Oregon
2:56:12 You know, the Noah Jenner Millennial lives out there. Should hang out with her Yeah I'm surprised she's stuck with it so long No she loves it She says...she found her Millennial Mel We haven't heard from her for a while maybe she has been sucked in No no no no She emails me from time to time checks in makes sure everything is ok She has her community It's good out there Can my night name be protector of Rose City Park? Yes! I would like vegetarian pho Am I pronounced that right? And West Coast IPA for the roundtable. It's here and it's warm. Langonidas would be the one you want! The IPA... Keep up the good work, Kent
2:56:54 I want to remind people when they send in their, so we start printing out the diplomas that you...I would recommend using your name as opposed to a knight name on the diploma. Although it would be funnier. It's funny but it looks a little less official people might be onto it Yeah they won't take it too seriously Anonymous another thousand dollars another PhD been a fan of both of you guys for over 20 years Wow Looking for some house selling karma figure that PhD will help if all hell breaks loose next year Economy in general is in rough shape. Yeah, here's some house Karma karma Trey Ehrenberger $1,000 I do not have a note from Trey you have a note from Trey no All right, so he gets a double up karma by default. You've got
2:57:45 karma. David Juerger in Davie, Florida. That's interesting his town is named after him just sent a donation at 521 which I call the power of two donation four equals two squared to equals 2 to the first power and one equals two to zero power which also happens to be my birthday Okay, and making it more power of 216 as in 1600 is 2 to the 4th power is also the power of you too John and Adam I love numerology Shows is awesome. You have lasted long
2:58:24 longer than many marriages and you never had a fight. All I ask is some get well karma for my wife Diane who's recovering from shoulder replacement surgery due to tripping in the garage! Please keep the shows coming 421. Alright, Diane here's for you. You've got karma Zachary Johnson, Rapid Mart- uh, Rap- Park Rapids in Minnesota. $200 first associate executive producer. We're almost at the very- only two of them. Uh I forgot my deduce last time so here's 200 dollars please do it! You've been deduced Thank you very much Zachary
2:59:05 And there we go, Linda Lou Patkin in Lakewood Colorado. Jobs Karma for a resume that gets results go to imagemakersinc.com for all your executive resume and job search needs that's imagemakersinc with a K dot com or just find Linda Lou Patkin on the show's producer list And did she oh yeah, she did ask for jobs karma. She always has the same note jobs jobs Jobs and job gets it work I guess something's working for Thank you to these executive producers associate executive producers and brand new PhDs
2:59:45 These credits, well of course the PhD is an actual document that you can frame and put on your wall. And for those who are knights will of course be receiving your knighting or damning in just a moment The executive producer and associate executive producer credits are also completely real and valid You can use them anywhere that credits of this nature are recognized. We recommend your LinkedIn, your resume or even IMDB if you don't have one most don't you do now You can put that there, you can open up an account and you'll see that there are many heavyweights in the entertainment industry who use IMDB. And it will be completely valid if anyone questions that we will gladly vouch for you and thank you for supporting The No Agenda Podcast John's gonna take us through to number 50 and then we'll get moving because we got some lots of people... We have a pretty short list today which is kind of disappointing. John Kihanya
3:00:40 In Parkville, Maryland 150 Jan Bruggenk in Schmelde. Netherlands 8008 Kevin McLaughlin and Concord North Carolina 8008 and he says breast cancer awareness month a feel-a-day keeps the doctor away Stephen Rivas in Roland Heights, California 8008. He's got a birthday too turned 53 today John Foley in Chicago Heights 80 Lydell Laurel in Huntington Beach, California 80 Craig Kohler and Evansville Indiana 6502 who old-timers will remember that number What is that from 65 or just a 60? That's the original chip that was in the Apple to come oh yes of course
3:01:37 David Jarman in North Turemura, New South Wales. He says one donation away for becoming a sir is $65. Kevin McLaughlin's back with Concord North Carolina he's the Archduke of Luna as we know breast cancer awareness month 6006 save the knockers Jamie Buell in Vista, California. 6006 Peter Chong in Lakewood Washington's 5510 Jeremy Porter in Austin, Texas 5440 and he's a first-time Rogan show listener electrical computer engineer from UT in Austin's 30s multi tech job WFH dad of two while starting my company for seven years Jay Porter studios calm excited to hear Adams an audiophile
3:02:30 I just like good audio. I don't know if i'm an audiophile. I don't, uh... Audiophiles refer to guys that have ridiculous stereo systems Yeah yeah and the speakers that are flat ribbon speakers Ribbons! Brandon Ellsbury in Zachary, Louisiana 55 or 50 11 he requested Yeah this I want to do this because he's requesting emergency ATC jobs karma air traffic control staring down the barrel of termination There's a lot of bad stuff going down in air traffic control and we support you brother. You've got karma John
3:03:08 Bolter in Trabuco Canyon California needs 50 dollars and one cent and needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched! And now we have short list of $50 donors name and location starting with John Taylor in Florissant Colorado Aaron Weisgerber in Bend, Oregon. Michael Elmore in Gastonia North Carolina Richard Gardner New York City. Catharina Van Esch in Hilversum Netherlands Zev Green in Teaneck New Jersey Justin Kaler and Bleften
3:03:46 Indiana, David Steele in Mobile Alabama and last on the list is Ray Howard in Kremlin Colorado. Short list but a good list with all the PhDs coming in so we want to thank everyone for helping making the show 1603 reality and of course thanks to everyone under $50 many of you are on the sustaining donations which are highly appreciated many of you were just donating five dollars or three dollars or two dollars whatever it is as long as it represents the same value to you for your pocketbook then we appreciate it just as much as any other donation I got a card I think this is a make-good from Ali Jade all soft ski
3:04:25 from the previous show. The card came in finally! Yeah, I want to read it first of all happy anniversary this is Ali Jade not the official No Agenda Tranny I'm from Pueblo no Paulsbo Washington I'm way too late for my donation of 333.33 but it's my 33rd birthday tomorrow that was the 27th so, of course we're a day late with this. I think she was on the list for her birthday though She might have been i just want to make sure you read the card Well if she wasn't she is on today So its assigned to support MY GUYS! I've been listening about a year and half and am a better person since My smoking hot unofficial husband and I listen all the time. We play the old ones constantly, and we most certainly have had a fight! We have two kids, and our 2-year-old even says, can we not listen to No Agenda? Well he might get there...we love and appreciate you and No Agenda way more than this little donation
3:05:21 can say, but we are poor. Can you please play Obama's You Might Die? Okay well we're gonna have to do that another time for you uh but we appreciate you Ali, Jade, Oswoski. And thank you very much for your support of the No Agenda Show and thank you all for supporting us especially our executive and associate executive producers we see you thank you for supporting us here on episode one thousand six hundred and three. We go out to hit people in the mouth. Order! Shut up, slave! Shut up, slave.