2:09:03 Huh. That means he's out in Europe, neck of the wood! Um... grape- I don't know where Grapevine is? No, Grapevine is just down where the grape growing is that's Europe. He's literally in Grapevine Texas Oh it says Grapevine Texas? Yes So I don't- Where's Grapevine? Ohhh who's on first?! I'll tell you what why don't you read the next note and I'll find Grapevine Texas. Shana Benson's the next note she's in Smithville Texas And she's heading, I don't know if she is going to the meetup or not. But if she is, she's gonna look for the kissing booth with Adam and he'll be there for one hour! Only one hour by the way ladies so you're gonna have to line up. One hour? Grapevine is near Dallas basically. Oh well that's nowhere. Where is this donor from where is she from? This Smithville. Okay $300. Did she send a picture?
2:09:54 I don't know, i don't see one here. Uh this donation is for temp- uh for temporary non douchebag status from my husband PK We plan to attend, uh-huh! The Bastrop meetup and I didn't want to... Uh..I don't wanna be with a douchebag so she donated for him. Awwww Well, I think we have to de-douche him Of course Here it goes You've been dedouched After the event he'll still be a douche again And until he donates himself you also forgot to dame me on episode 1383 Whaaaaat? What? And now it's accounting included. If I could be a black Dame Loka of the Lost Pines, that would be awesome. Truly the best podcast in the universe she writes Smithville just down the road from Bastrop little further east. Oh well she'd come up there don't forget it's going to be one hour only
2:10:50 Adam in the kissing booth. And it's by the way, it's a $5 donate Oh I think we can change that right now to make a ten dollar donation inflation to the show 10 bucks big smooch Hey John Smooch booth You will whore me out for anything ten bucks. Hell yeah We thank John Taylor for his associate executive producer ship of 250 250 New Jobs Karma Works, he says. And Carl is a douchebag! That's why we keep him one. Sir Kit Board also 250-250 that's interesting and that's circuit board but sir kit board no jingles no karma keep up the great work thank you very much appreciate that then we go to Betty Solero from Seattle Washington
2:11:46 And she sent in a note, which I have down here somewhere. Yes actually pretty card and says Dear John nice cursive handwriting thank you for joining Adam in creating the best podcasting universe yes that's exactly the way you should see it John join me or creating the best podcasts and for having a community And for having a community I am proud to be apart of. Part of what he'd like to believe. Yeah, sure! On Noah Gender Social She does have nice handwriting. She does. Old school is beautiful. I like that. Humbly requesting house selling karma sincerely Betty aka... can't read that
2:12:31 A.K.A., Babysteed. Babysteed, Babysted? The baby or Bosbeestead? And says P.S I came to know Agenda via JRE the very first appearance How about that! I got some house selling karma for you let me roll out the goat Don't mess around. You've got... That is AKA karma. I don't know, you know that we're talking about a great handwriting We can't read the handwriting. It's Bosbysted. Bosbesteed. Didn't read that Scott Tillema PartsUnknown23335 Happy birthday to my smoking hot babe Elizabeth She deserves all the best Karma for putting up with me and my boys as well as helping keep each other sane
2:13:16 We enjoy Sunday brunch and no agenda together, so it's special to share this on her birthday. The many pieces of advice for the Megyn Kelly show... One of them was just end up by saying Tina the Keeper is much hotter than you! Yeah that'll work Rich Molloy's next on the list 220-222 And he wrote a note in You can tell because it's your actual physical note And he's in Greenwich, Connecticut. Dear sir or madam... Don't tell me it's a Microsoft Word form letter! Please accept this application for position of Associate Executive Producer of the best podcasting universe trademarked as you can see from my four-page resume unavailable upon request
2:14:09 I have necessary experience including over 10 years of podcast listening and douchebaggery. As a new AEP, my first and most important goal would be to request an F cancer call out to help my brother Dave then if you can please grant me one of your patented birthday wishes. Think a biscuit for your birthday would be good as like Hit my three score and ten on October 2nd. Is he on the birthday list? I don't think so I have a feeling he's not So rich Malloy and three score and 10 is what I think that's 60 70 isn't it you're asking me or 20 We really don't know this one
2:14:55 Troll room should know what a score is. I think it's 20 years and what day is he celebrating this on October 2nd? Okay, so let's be laid out over it okay Whatever your headline your decision in my application Please accept my heartfelt gratitude for all the excellent enlightenment and entertainment you have bravely and generously provided these many years Sincerely rich Maloy and he's got an enclosure I would have sent this to Dvorak, blah blah blah. Okay now he's good to go They always give me a biscuit on my birthday Did it need some karma to go with that? He needs some F-cancer Oh that's right! Well his buddy there... His brother You've got karma There it is ma'am
2:15:44 Yes, he's on the birthday list. Sir Ben the apex baronet of the apex Baronette of Orland Orland Township He says first donation a year so long overdue my 40 41st birthday is 1010 So please put me on the birthday list jingles North Korean newsreader lady yes Where is mine North Korean? Yeah? She's she's failing for some reason I had the played the That's so weird like I get a some kind of format error, okay? North Korean news lady this very interesting that you would ask for that again and an r2d2 karma. That's one of our first That's one of the oldest things we still have in the archive You've got karma there was a time when that was being asked for every single segment
2:16:41 And just kind of fell away by the wayside. I'm gonna go through the archives of our jingles and do a special report on the ones that haven't been used for awhile Okay, good! Because i think there's a few of them that could use a little bit of... they could be used again because some of this stuff is totally... Totally Alright, we got... Did you find an email from Rebecca Braun? Oh no. Rebecca Braun I could not find anything under the name Rebecca nothing under the name Braum and nothing with a subject line donation And even since I had a little extra time I looked on their subject line note So I found none of those things so she's not maybe she's sending it'll be coming in a month or two But she got Rebecca Braun is good for $201.33 Thank You! Thank you very much
2:17:30 Now this next note is interesting because it says, it's from Anonymous in Oostburg Wisconsin. Another Dutch name in Wisconsin By the way I got a message for you about Wisconsin Hold on a sec Got a message for you from producer Robert in Wisconsin Then he sent in a whole long thing, but his voice is actually kind of good so I figured i'd play the message for you. John's probably getting the letters anyway for implying that Wisconsin is racist place Did you say Wisconsin was race? I think you did didn't ya? No! I never said Wisconsin was racist
2:18:11 What I said was, they sent the black girl up there to do the report knowing it's all white and maybe she'll get harassed. Yeah that's very different than saying they're racist! Well anyway here is Wisconsin interpretation... God bless John, but he's mistaken. It just falls under my theory of broadcasting and that is if you talk long enough eventually you will say something profoundly stupid But then his reasoning is he has proof that Wisconsin's not racist. Here comes and yeah, there's more interracial couples in Wisconsin than I've seen anywhere and That doesn't mean it's not racist kind of a racist thing to say Proof he's a racist. I have a friend who's black Oh, I encourage those kinds of emails
2:19:18 Now, what is this next one? This is uh... Anonymous. It says page 7. It says anonymous but I'm not getting that was- Well I'm getting a- This is from Oostburg 20102 That's from Baron of the Great Lakes Watershed Would that be right for Wisconsin? Yeah! This would be it because it's the predator- All it says is Predator Drone as the note Oh well we have that I have two words for you Predator Drones You will never see it coming Yeah this is Do you think I'm joking? This is from Sir, a source familiar with the matter Baron of the Great Lakes Watershed which i guess is semi-anonymous. Yeah well there you go we have that we got this stuff on command for you as we move to Kenneth Corson from North Haven Island in Maine
2:20:16 and a card to the host of The Greatest Podcast in the Universe. Enclosed, two checks totaling $200.33. Two bars of handmade soap from my smoking hot wife made with lard from our pigs! Hello? Did you receive such... Yes I have 2 soaps, 2 bar soaps one of them is kind of a neutral smell but the other one really smells good And which one are you sending me? I'm sending you the crummy one Okay Also Two bottles of maple syrup from the 2021 season, not sure of the run but always made over fire with friends whiskey and lots of laughs. Is there a bottle of maple syrup in it for me? There are two cans of maple syrup and yes I will forward it to you Okay so I guess I read it in the wrong order because now is this the same note I guess
2:21:13 Interesting. This note and donation is long overdue, so let's start out with a de-douching. You've been de-douche'd! My human resource Odin has been harassing me since our road trip in March about donating I know my time was up when Adam revealed his anniversary May 19th is the same as mine. And when John brought up James Corbett in a somewhat recent show, James does great work and I was very happy to hear his name dropped on the show! Please call out the following as douchebags Chris Hutchinson... DOUCHEBAG! ...James Colson... DOUCHEBAG! ...and Kevin Lott... DOUCHEBAG! All three help keep me sane and open- Isn't that Kevin Cox? Kevin Cox? Kevin Cox! DOUCHEBAG! Interpret how you want
2:22:00 All three help keep me sane and open-minded, and all these guys...all three need to donate. Enclose two checks as said which combined should get me to associate executive producer I've also enclosed a few goods we just talked about from the Hobby Farm it's a four acre farm North Haven Island Maine could i get the following jingles Biden whole load Obama you might die Fauci, stay safe. Yeah, Wheeze. Fauci wheeze is popular today. Might die and we got the whole load here so yes we have that for you I'm gonna give me the whole load today You might die! There ya go
2:22:42 And remember to stay safe. Kenny Corson of North Haven Island, Maine Thank you very much and I look forward to not trying your soap and not trying the... You will get this soap. You won't get that good smelling one because I won't even get that when Jay already absconded with it So you know that's the way Wow! The other one smells nice too So it was very good smelling. Yeah, you'll get these. I'll put together something for you. That was our last executive producer. Prepaid box. That was the last one, right? Yes it was and we want to thank everybody who helped us do this show by being an executive or associate executive producer for Show 13.