Topic: No Agenda Round Table

The knighting ceremony continues with the traditional reading of the "round table" menu, including items like pepperoni rolls and lukewarm tequila. The hosts discuss the logistics of ordering "No Agenda Rings" for new knights and dames, noting the difficulty of gauging various ring sizes.

Karina Coyle is dubbed Dame Karina Coyle and Clayton Moses is dubbed Sir Delicious Aloysius, The Blade of the Black Pines. The ceremony includes the traditional offering of fictional feast items like mutton, mead, and pickles. New knights and dames are encouraged to visit the No Agenda Rings website to order their official jewelry.

The formal knighting ceremony inducts Sir Octothorpe, Sir Smelliot, and Sir Doity into the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional list of "Hookers & Blow" style rewards. Listeners are directed to the new website, noagendarings.com, to order custom jewelry signifying their rank within the community.

Kurt Butler is officially knighted as "Sir Single Sculler" of the No Agenda Round Table following a $1,000 donation. The hosts perform the traditional ceremony, including the reading of the "requisite" list of celebratory items and instructions for receiving the official No Agenda ring and certificate of authenticity.

Derek Winke and Nicholas Everts are formally knighted for their significant financial contributions to the No Agenda show. Winke is dubbed "Sir EA of the tax domain," and Everts becomes "Sir Nico of the Gallatin Hills." The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" menu and instructions for receiving their official rings and certificates of authenticity.

The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for several high-value donors, granting titles such as "Dame Mamakon" and "Sir Joshua the Historian." Birthday wishes are extended to various members of the "No Agenda Nation." New knights and dames are invited to receive their signet rings and certificates of authenticity as symbols of their contribution to the show.

Chuck Oberfrank is officially knighted as "Sir Chuck, the Oracle of Oswego" following his donation of $1,000 or more. The ceremony includes the traditional "Hookers and Blow" litany and an invitation to join the No Agenda Round Table. Producers are encouraged to list their titles on LinkedIn and Twitter to promote the show.

Peter Tangstrom is officially knighted as "Sir Pete of the High Power Hammerheads" for his $1,000 contribution. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" list and instructions for receiving his ring via NoAgendaNation.com. Birthday wishes are also extended to Sir Paul the Black, Tyler Wharton, and Janet Kramer, who is celebrating her 50th birthday.

The hosts read the daily birthday list and perform a knighting ceremony for George Tangan, who becomes "Sir Chip, Last of the Boomers." The ceremony includes the traditional list of "hookers and blow" and other humorous perks associated with the No Agenda Round Table.

The final knighting ceremony of the year inducts Dame Janet, Sir Adam Dill, and Sir J-Boy into the No Agenda Round Table. Baronial titles are updated for Sir KC9YJM and Sir Niels of the Hinterland, with a reminder for new knights to coordinate with "Eric the Shill" for their official rings.

Truman Child and David Booher are formally knighted into the No Agenda Round Table. The hosts perform the traditional ceremony, offering the new knights a humorous list of "perks" ranging from "hookers and blow" to "mutton and mead." The knights are encouraged to share photos of their rings on social media.

In a formal ceremony, Barry Sutton (Sir Baz) and Thomas Kilbride are knighted for their significant financial support of the No Agenda show. The hosts welcome them to the "Round Table" and list the various fictional perks associated with the honor, such as "Hookers & Blow" and "Dutch Dominatrix Ice Cream." The ceremony marks the highest level of listener recognition within the show's community.

The show concludes its donor segment with birthday wishes for several listeners and their family members. Two new knights, Sir Up Arrow and Sir Corwin, are officially inducted into the No Agenda Round Table. The traditional list of "rewards" for new knights, including "hookers and blow" and "mutton and mead," is recited.

A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for high-level donors who contributed $1,000 or more to the program. Inductees include Sir Haggis of the Devil's Toilet, Sir Pablo the Squirrel, Danny Maycomb, and Sir Steve McConnell. The hosts express gratitude for the "Value for Value" support that allows the show to remain independent and ad-free.

The show concludes its formal segment with a knighting ceremony for high-tier donors, including Dame Rocco of Portlandia and Sir Truman. The hosts encourage new knights and dames to share photos of their "No Agenda" rings and challenge coins on social media, praising the artistic quality of recent listener submissions.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several producers, including Sir London Foley, Sir Patrick, Sir Reishmeier, and Sir Stan of Kingswood. New titles are also granted, such as the Duke of Toronto and the Viscount of Queens. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "knights' menu" and instructions for obtaining official rings.

A formal knighthood ceremony is held for Francis Lambert (Sir Crovatos) and Tom Kumbhara. The latter is inducted posthumously, with the hosts and the chat room community sending "karma" to his family and arranging for his commemorative ring to be sent to his widow, Angela.

Diego Medina is officially inducted as a Knight of the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" list of imaginary perks and instructions for obtaining a physical No Agenda ring. The segment reinforces the show's community-building efforts through its unique honorary title system.

In a formal ceremony, the hosts grant the titles of Knight and Dame to Yon Van Der Ries and Laurie. They emphasize that the No Agenda show relies entirely on these giving levels to continue its mission of deconstructing news and UN resolutions with humor.

The hosts perform a formal knighthood ceremony for high-level donors Alan Bowes and Greg Stone, inducting them into the No Agenda Round Table. Steven Van Pelsmakers is also recognized with an "Uber Super Baron" title for his significant contribution to the program.