Topic: Sir Octothorpe

A donor known as Sir Octothorpe contributed $1,000 but requested five specific religious advertisements be read over five weeks. The hosts declined the request, stating that the show does not have a "traffic department" for ads and that the "Value for Value" model is for returning value already received, not purchasing future promotion. Sir Octothorpe is knighted despite the dispute.

The formal knighting ceremony inducts Sir Octothorpe, Sir Smelliot, and Sir Doity into the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional list of "Hookers & Blow" style rewards. Listeners are directed to the new website, noagendarings.com, to order custom jewelry signifying their rank within the community.