2:32:04 And the top, so that's 300 plus. You also get a credit as an executive producer which is just... That's exactly how Hollywood works so you can use that credit to impress your friends potential mates. You can put it on your LinkedIn put it in your resume. You can also open up if you don't have one and IMDB profile and to prove it like hey baby Look at me, I'm an executive producer. Between 200 and 300 associate executive producers And of course everybody's a producer no matter what you do to return the value to the show We love doing it we've been doing it for 16...we're in our sixteenth year? Sixteen-seventeenth? What are we sixteen years now? Sixteen years. Yeah, we're headed towards 17th anniversary. Rockin' n rollin'. And we kick it off with Duchess Kim from Hubbard Oregon who comes in with a big boob donation
2:32:57 882 cents. That's... Have we ever had a boob donation that size? I don't know. That's big! Well, she has a note. Those are big boobs. Big boobs. She says oh and she has a couple requests here she wants Screw Your Freedom Little Girl Yay and F Cancer and R2D2 Karma okay so we have all that i can I have all that lined up. Good. In the morning, John and Adam there's been a lot of boob talk as of late and I felt this was my cue to chime in after losing over half of my sweater puppies to stop breast cancer i say let them fly be proud of your ladies ladies men just stare because they're jealous if they had boobs or would be no war because they would all be at home playing with them yeah I love a humorous woman
2:33:49 Us women are the only ones in the world that can handle this type of responsibility. Also, I want to answer a question Sir Kevin Duke of Luna lover of American boobs asked yes They can put squeaky toys in them. I asked my plastic surgeon but I'm an avid runner I did not think it would be appropriate running across the finish line squeaking not to mention the pack of dogs I would have chasing me you two are absolutely wonderful. I look forward to the podcast twice a week I don't know if there's anyone I don't know if there's anyone who could replace either one of you. Keep up the good work and stay safe! Duchess Kim, keeper of the nutty fluffers from Hubbard Oregon Thank You very much Duchess Kim we appreciate that Screw your freedom! Wow! You've got karma
2:34:39 Yes, we should also mention the Duchess Kim that there may be an opening for a writer on the Gutfeld show. She might want to learn. She would be good for it for sure. Bowman, Bowman, Bowman McMahon in San Antonio Texas 333 dot 33 has best note of the day thanks y'all! Give him a double up karma for that. Karma. Then we go to surplus, surplus from Glenn Osmond in Australia or Austria? Yeah, Australia. ITM John and Adam groups of three have been appearing so I feel obliged to donate that's how it works you get the magic numbers you know what you'd have to do one of my blocks of Shiraz yielded 33 tons this week whoa
2:35:33 winemaker yeah and I had a chenin blanc am i pronouncing that right? with a ph of 3.33 Good number. My $333 USD donation was a shade over 510 in dollar-y dues, and in order to capitalize on the woeful exchange rate which is woeful indeed I would like to reach out to Gitmo Nation. I'd be interested in expanding our distribution to cover the United States my winery specializes in preservation free wines... Preservative I'm sorry, thank you. Preservative free wines if you're interested please reach out to admin at templebrewer.com.au that is T-E-M-P-L-E B-R-U-E-R dot com dot A-U Thank you for your courage surplus keeper of the Federal Reserve John this sounds like an exit strategy for you
2:36:27 I didn't get into wine distribution. Why not? You could, you could sit here and yak-yak or go out and actually do some work now. I think I'll stick to it. You should write a book about it that'd be great. Well I could how about a vinegar book first please don't get me started Franny Knudsen meanwhile in Plantation Florida comes with 333 dot 33 and she leaves no note whatsoever so she gets to double up Carmen until she sends something in Karma. And, uh... hold on a second I- where's the- that's true setup That's weird Hold on That's.. I know the next one and have to have that ready I'm surprised for some reason it didn't happen Here we go Clayton Moses Anchorage Alaska 333 Please dub me properly as Sir Deliciousalicious
2:37:28 Pronounce aloicious. Sir delicious Aloicious, got it the blot the blade of the black pines Please say hello to my friend Vern I guess he's becoming a knight today Love the show you boys jingle request China's asshole that's true and JCD me no likey That's easy lovely we'll see in a bit Clayton Angela Wang. Wang in Whittier, California 233 for associate executive producer. Greetings from Shanghai, she's not in Whittier! She's in Shanghai. 3-3 is my birthday and a show day so it seems like a good time... I don't think she's on the birthday list. Oh let me check. Otherwise it would be yellow Angela Yang So it seems like a good time to send some love Thank you for keeping me entertained and informed Please send karma for everyone And you're gonna need a bitcoin
2:38:26 Shanghai meetup soon? I think wasn't there a Shanghai meetup recently? I don't remember but yeah, well go meet Angela in Shanghai. That's gotta be it that's the place... There are lot of bars there that's for sure. They're saying all hell is gonna break loose and you're gonna need a Bitcoin You've got karma Then we have another great note from Sir Hugger of Kitties And this is an associate executive producer just like Angela Wang. He is from Zandam, the Netherlands. Row of ducks 222 dot 22 and he says hug more kitties we love that well hard sweet yes it is sir pursuit of patient peace peace some pure pursuit of peace and tranquility to do two dot to another row of ducks and he's asking us check in a note
2:39:22 That says in the morning boys, please accept this shorter row of ducks for the month of February to keep myself current bringing my total contributed treasure 2333 3333 dollars and 32 cents Adam if you would kindly throw in a penny Yes, hold on. I gotta dig in my pocket! You can throw it in as... there it is 333 dot 33 counting below Thanks boys Keep me brief Sincerely sir pursuit of peace and tranquility In the lands of the red clay and the cherry trees We move onto gigawatt coffee roasters in Bensonville Illinois I got my new cans
2:40:08 There it is. I drank a cold fusion this morning, and feeling good. I'm feeling good. Yeah, but you're wired. This is okay stay just completed here we go This is just completed my 44th cycle around the sun on March 1st which was celebrated with goat burgers and some fine craft beers. With every year we gain a better perspective I want to express my gratitude for this beautiful gift of life, family friends good food and libations and of course the NOAH agenda show for helping prevent swollen amygdala can i get a goats cream and a brisket for my birthday well we have biscuits
2:40:45 I don't know about briskets. We'll give you a biscuit and for producers who love coffee visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use code ITM20 for 20% off your coffee order stay caffeinated! They always give me a biscuit on my birthday You've got karma There was something in there. Oh, yeah a goat goat burger that's good I've never had a goat burger. I think that would sounds good Goat meat people should note if you can find it usually get it at a Muslim or in Jamaica Maybe I've never done around here we have a lot of Muslim Butchers around here so you can get goat yeah
2:41:31 Remember, remember goat is delicious. It doesn't taste like a... people always think it's gonna taste like crap. It actually tastes like a mild lamb Do you remember my Uber driver in San Francisco? Tony the terrorist Yeah Tony good old Tony yeah I miss Tony You remember that one time he picked me up and had a dead goat in his trunk I don't remember this story about the dead goat. Hey, it was for Ramadan! He had a dead goat? Yeah that's what you do, carry around a dead goat in the trunk. Well I miss those days... Good times with Tony the Terrorist driving the Uber. Good times. Uh i'm gonna skip- You're going to read this one and I'm gonna read Linda Loupatkin in Lakewood Colorado comes with 200 bucks and she wants jobs karma For a resume that gets results go to imagemakersinc.com That's Image Makers Inc with a K It's not a big deal to do
2:42:21 She's doing very well for herself, she says. Oh that's image makers equal decay find her Linda Lou Patkin Duchess of jobs and writer of resumes on the producers list and thank you for the additional $200 jobs Jobs jobs and jobs let's Karma yes then we have Adam Chrisman or Christman would double in love the show Adam and John this is a switcheroo for my amazing friend Jonathan D. All right, we've just switcheroo that for Jonathan D He introduced me to the show in the early days of kovid have been a listener ever since well then you are healthy
2:43:01 Jonathan epitomizes your connection as protection slogan. I travel often and JD is always looking out for my family when i'm gone He gives me peace of mind by being so supportive he recently made sure my driveway got plowed Also changed a flat tire from my wife A little producer credit is the least they didn't have it reversed Yeah, uh... I hear there's an opening on Gutfeld show A little producer credit is the least I could do for such a wonderful friend. Thanks, Jonathan and thank you all for such a great show." And we appreciate that. Thank you very much! And i think we should also mention Spencer Sumner he donated $230.23 in Canadian dollar-ettes which uh... We honor those although how much longer can we honor this clearly devalued monetary unit? It's questionable
2:43:53 Listen, we should put a deadline. We should end it at some point. Well when it's 50% maybe because you know... Okay well its getting there! It's $172 and 13 cents but we will give you the Associate Executive Producership Spencer Sumner from Sherwood Park Alberta Canada thank you very much and thank you of course to everyone who came in under fifty dollars and John gonna take you all the way through there in a moment and then we'll get to our nights and our birthdays and our meetups Yeah, Brian Warner starts us off in Battle Creek Michigan for 105.35 and Baron Latican, ah Baron Latican of Houston Texas 100 then we go to Dame Ria Relatastic I think so too In Auburn California She sent Mimi an email about the Too Many Eggs book
2:44:46 I'm not sure if anyone did this already. What is this? I don't know what she's talking about John Robinet in a hundred Dame Real-tastic was honored Aaron Weiberg, Roberts Wisconsin 8438. Kevin McLaughlin there she...there he is 8008 Concord North Carolina Hi my name is Kevin I have an addiction to boobs mm-hmm we noticed Sir Kay Christopher Patrick Hill in Parkerville Washington 8008 no I'm sorry Parkerville West Australia Western Australia Ryan Lane in Huntington Beach, California. 6611 another dangling balls double dicks showing support for his Idaho and Cali chicks. Ooh it rhymes Gerald okay its Prebzeski and Prebzeski
2:45:39 In Peru, Indiana. He sent a pronunciation guide because I would have pronounced this Prebzewski but Prebseski is the way it goes. Peru, Indiana. That's a Glenn Beck donation! It's a Beck donation can you believe it? 6009?! I need to go back on that show Yeah actually you should. Beck loves you Don't pick up the soap. Sir Ladyboy in Mount Laurel Township, New Jersey 6006 used to be Bobby Brindlehorse Lawrence Cornell and Battle Creek Michigan 5986 Martin in Bellingham Washington's 5937. Sir Beeboop in New Brighton Minnesota nuts 5676
2:46:27 Brian Furley and 50 55 10 double nickels on the dime sir Harry Pilgrim in Fredericksburg, Virginia 5510 As a birthday we got a birthday coming. Well that's Sir Sir Harry Pilgrim who has been with the show as long long time And we appreciate you Sir Harry Pilgrim It's his birthday 55 double nickels he got it brother Herbert Garrett Raleigh North Carolina 5510 Nicole Wilson, Farmingha- Farmington New Mexico. Another birthday call out to... His smoking hot pregnant wife Nicole Wilson 33 March 1st Happy Birthday Babe!
2:47:08 Peter, Peter Garten in Edina Minnesota 5272 Hugo Salgado Minute Man donation 5272 top-notch Top Notch heating and air unfortunately don't have the town for this top notch heating and air but if you ever see him use their services 5005 or 5050 Timothy Quat what? Coil. I think it's coil yeah it's coil You should read this note. It's from Port St. Lucie, he is in for $50 and 1 cent. And it's very important because we need to have Corrina Coyle damed I've emailed the accounting twice Need pickles at the round table and she wants me Timothy Coyle Jr her husband called out as a douchebag! We're listening since the beginning sorta but not donating till i met her and she told me to start donating That's a woman
2:48:04 That's a good woman. Every show day at midnight she hits me in the mouth and we kiss at every 33 throughout the day. Aww, that's beautiful! I'd say a shot of scotch would probably be good too. Yeah, that's beautiful. Kiss and a shot of scotch every time. Pickles at the round table you got it pickles just pickles. Pickles. Nuts Ryan Sharp in Huntsville out of Alabama comes in at 50 and now were all fifties just names and locations Jordan Hueno, Salem Oregon. Julie Mindin-Minadio, Minadio, Minadio Costa Mesa Tony Lang Castle Pines Colorado Brendan Locklear Sugar Hill Georgia Justin Heiner Vine Grove Kentucky Jordan Tierney in Oro South Dakota James Sherametta in Nappanock New York Kurt Patrick in Nyneimo, Nyneimo, Nyneimo
2:49:01 I get criticized for not pronouncing it correctly, even though I've been there. BC Canada Charles Peterson in Albuquerque New Mexico Jacob Martinez in El Monte California Alex Wynka in Neosho Wisconsin Sir Mix in Fort St John BC and last on the list JBY Ketelar in Amsterdam Holland Ketelar. And he says, I think he needs to de-douche and he says, I've been the biggest douche bag ever probably apologies have been with Adam since The Daily Source Code well you've been around for a long time and yes... You've been dedouched
2:49:45 And that's our group of producers, well-wishers and supporters for show 1639. Appreciate everyone who came in under $50 which is for many reasons of anonymity we will never mention anything under 50 I see you 49 99s and big thank you to all those on sustaining donations which is a recurring subscription there are many different versions available at noagendadonations.com or you can just make one up yourself whatever you want A lot people like the 33 Appreciate you. We thank you for sending back value to the program, it keeps everything going and of course thanks to our executive and associate executive producers for 1639! Our formula is this... we go out, we hit people in the mouth. Shut up slave!