8 chapters across the catalog
Knighting Ceremony, Sir Voip and No Agenda Rings
Dame Early Turtle is elevated to Baronetess of the Gethsemane Swamp, and David Elcott is officially knighted. Listeners are directed to noagendarings.com to purchase custom Knight and Dame rings, which come with a wax seal and certificate of authenticity.
Baronetess Salty and the Black Knight of Woke Bashing
Several high-value donors were recognized, including Dame Salty, who was elevated to Baronetess, and Sir Schwartz, the "Black Knight of Woke Bashing." The segment includes "de-douching" rituals and shout-outs to family members. These contributions support the show's infrastructure and continued deconstruction of mainstream media narratives.
The hosts read the final list of birthdays and donations for the episode. Dame Nurse Caitlin is officially upgraded to the title of "Baronetess" following her continued financial support and "boots on the ground" reports from the medical field.
Dame Illuminati announced she is expecting her first child and requested health karma. She also promoted her podcast, "Origins of Things and Stuff," which will feature a deep dive into PCR analysis. She was elevated to the rank of Baronetess following her continued support of the show.
A formal knighting ceremony is held for Valerie, Kristen, and Jared Reynolds, who have each contributed $1,000 or more. New titles include Dame Kristen of Data and Dashboards and Sir Jared Knight of the Sahapish Confluence. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and meat" menu and instructions for receiving official rings and certificates.
Adam Curry reflects on his appearance at the Podcast Awards in Las Vegas, refuting rumors that he was upset about not winning. The segment includes a series of $200 donations from long-time listeners, including a Baronetess from Alberta and a Knight's wife from New Jersey.
No Agenda Producers, Executive Producer Credits, Donation Reads
The hosts acknowledge the "707 Club" donors and executive producers for Episode 707. Notable mentions include Baron AJ Reistad, Anonymous 45678, Linton Harry, and Dame Francine Hardaway. The segment includes birthday shout-outs for family members of the donors and a discussion about the show's value and the "perky breasts" request from a donor.
Dame Beth of Baja, Baronetess Title and James Brown ISIS
Dame Beth of Baja, Arizona, is promoted to Baronetess following a significant donation and the submission of a detailed accounting spreadsheet. Michael Workman from Australia also contributes, requesting a "James Brown ISIS" audio sting. The hosts continue to process listener credits and titles in accordance with the show's value-for-value model.
