Episode 690 · Sunday, 25 January 2015

Win by a Gyp

A seismic shift in Greek politics collides with a Saudi succession crisis and the technical inconsistencies of high-stakes international hostage propaganda.

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The anti-austerity Syriza party, led by Alexis Tsipras, has claimed victory in the Greek general election, setting up a high-stakes confrontation with German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schäuble and the European Central Bank. This political shift threatens the stability of the Eurozone as the new government seeks to renegotiate massive debt levels previously masked by Goldman Sachs derivatives. The outcome marks a significant departure from the policies of incumbent Antonis Samaras and signals a potential restructuring of the European banking union.

In the Middle East, the death of Saudi King Abdullah has triggered a complex succession process within the House of Saud, potentially destabilizing global oil markets already reeling from prices dropping to forty-five dollars per barrel. Meanwhile, the Houthi rebel coup in Yemen has forced the evacuation of government officials, complicating U.S. counter-terrorism efforts against Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula. In Japan, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe faces a hostage crisis involving Kenji Goto and Haruna Yukawa, with ISIS demanding a two-hundred million dollar ransom through videos that show significant signs of green-screen manipulation and digital tampering.

Domestic controversies include Senator Harry Reid’s suspicious facial injuries and the ongoing Deflategate investigation involving Tom Brady and the New England Patriots ahead of Super Bowl XLIX. Scientific data from NOAA and NASA regarding 2014 being the warmest year on record is called into question after reports revealed the probability of that claim was less than fifty percent. The program also highlights the historical omission of Polish cryptologists in the film The Imitation Game and features a rare Hillary Clinton impression of Vladimir Putin.


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CHAPTER 01 / 59 Discussion

Podcast Introduction, iRiver Digital Recorder Nostalgia

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 690 of the No Agenda show from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley. The hosts discuss the longevity and reliability of the iRiver digital recorder as a backup device for broadcasting. They note its ability to record for 15 hours on a single AA battery and its pre-iPod era design.

adam curry· john c. dvorak· gitmo nation· iriver· podcasting gear

00:00 Wait until the Texas oil companies close. There's gonna be hookers for 35 bucks. Don't you worry, there's gonna be plenty of it. Adam Curry, John C. DeVora. It's Sunday, January 25th, 2015. Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 690. This is no agenda. Defending the sanity of citizens all across Gitmo Nation, live from FEMA Region 6 in the capital of the drone star state, Austin, Texas. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from northern Silicon Valley where there's a never-ending drought, apparently, I'm John C. Dvorak. It's crackpot and buzzkill. In the morning.

00:35 Beautiful day 72 degrees. Hey everybody. How you doing? You slurred John in the opening there. I had a I Sounded like Tom Brokaw or drunk. I don't know drunk Drunk or not drunk is the question There you go, I always tell the kids don't drink when you broadcast drink when you drive that's the intake your keys So I'm still looking at this website. Oh, the iRiver. Just before we started, I was pontificating how much I still love my original iRiver. I'm going to say it's the i78 or something. It's a very old unit. Yeah, let me see. It's pre-iPod. No, I think it's parallel to the iPod. It was a little before. But it recorded and did all kinds of cool stuff. Yeah, it still does. I'm trying to look at it here. The wire is a little short. But it takes one AA battery.

01:34 And you can just jam your wire into it. It has a line in. And just hit record, you put the lock on so you don't accidentally turn it off. It's the perfect backup. It can go for 15 hours. High quality and I just let it sit there and record everything as a backup. So if power goes out, it won't fall apart. You know, it's perfect. Yeah, no, they're very well made. Yeah, no, they are. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. I got a lot of email about the the kissing stuff that you were so interested in? Oh yeah, I got some, yeah, I got one, I mentioned this on one of my tweets. A guy from Brazil, I guess it was an email, said that in Brazil they do two kisses in, I think it's two kisses in Rio, three kisses in Sao Paulo, or two kisses in Sao Paulo, three kisses in Rio.

CHAPTER 02 / 59 Discussion

Cultural Greeting Customs, Kissing and Tipping in Brazil

The discussion shifts to international greeting customs, specifically the number of cheek kisses exchanged in different Brazilian cities. Listeners provided feedback indicating that Rio de Janeiro typically uses two or three kisses while Sao Paulo uses two. The hosts joke about a potential correlation between the frequency of kissing and the lack of tipping culture in European and South American countries.

brazil· rio de janeiro· sao paulo· social etiquette· tipping

00:35 Beautiful day 72 degrees. Hey everybody. How you doing? You slurred John in the opening there. I had a I Sounded like Tom Brokaw or drunk. I don't know drunk Drunk or not drunk is the question There you go, I always tell the kids don't drink when you broadcast drink when you drive that's the intake your keys So I'm still looking at this website. Oh, the iRiver. Just before we started, I was pontificating how much I still love my original iRiver. I'm going to say it's the i78 or something. It's a very old unit. Yeah, let me see. It's pre-iPod. No, I think it's parallel to the iPod. It was a little before. But it recorded and did all kinds of cool stuff. Yeah, it still does. I'm trying to look at it here. The wire is a little short. But it takes one AA battery.

01:34 And you can just jam your wire into it. It has a line in. And just hit record, you put the lock on so you don't accidentally turn it off. It's the perfect backup. It can go for 15 hours. High quality and I just let it sit there and record everything as a backup. So if power goes out, it won't fall apart. You know, it's perfect. Yeah, no, they're very well made. Yeah, no, they are. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. I got a lot of email about the the kissing stuff that you were so interested in? Oh yeah, I got some, yeah, I got one, I mentioned this on one of my tweets. A guy from Brazil, I guess it was an email, said that in Brazil they do two kisses in, I think it's two kisses in Rio, three kisses in Sao Paulo, or two kisses in Sao Paulo, three kisses in Rio.

02:29 No, one kiss, two kiss, and then if you go south, it's three. So all over the country there's a variety. It's different everywhere, yes. Yeah, exactly. People are very interested in this for some reason. I think it was the most emailed topic. It's like tipping, this and tipping. People always want to know, do I tip? Do I tip in Brazil? Well, I think that it seems like there's a direct correlation in the EU between tipping and kissing. No tipping, all kissing. Maybe we should just kiss our waiters kissing. Yeah, just kiss the waiters don't tip them So if you have a three kiss that definitely no no tip no tip for you exactly. I'll tip for you. Yeah, yeah I got a Justin sent it a question

CHAPTER 03 / 59 Discussion

Physical Greetings, Height Differences and the Evolution of Hugging

A listener inquiry prompts a discussion on how tall individuals should approach shorter people for traditional European cheek-kiss greetings. The conversation evolves into an analysis of the "man pat" or back pounding during hugs, which the hosts claim is a relatively recent American phenomenon that gained popularity in the 1990s. They contrast these modern displays of affection with the more reserved social standards of previous decades.

social customs· hugging· back patting· non-verbal communication· etiquette

03:08 Adam, I'm intrigued by the European notion of greeting other men with a kiss on each cheek, which is, it is in the Netherlands for sure. Also in San Francisco. Yes, and in some parts of Austin. You being a taller gentleman, how do you approach a significantly shorter individual? Very small petite male 5 to 5 to do you stoop down? Do you lift them up by the armpits? That's what you should do or offer up the nearest apple crate, or do you politely peck them on the top of the head? Yeah, well I Try I thought about this for a moment, and I I think that I stooped down. I'm a stupor I

03:53 Well besides that what do you do and then yeah, you do two kisses But then you also do because someone's short and the embrace is going to be a little strange It's not going to be a complete embrace because of the height difference you just do a man pat on the back You know hey, man. How you doing, bro, and then you know Which is also one of those strange things. Why do men do that? Why do we pound each other on the back? Hugging Pat? Yeah, it's not Pat, it's like pounding. It's like, boom, boom, boom, yeah. Is it to compensate for the... That's all new, by the way. Really? When I was a kid, that was, nobody did that. No one did the back pounding? No. Huh. There wasn't anything close to any of this. Huh. In fact, the hugging is pretty recent too.

04:35 I haven't yet put my finger on the date of the pounding or the hugging. In the 90s, I think most of this stuff really started taking off. Interesting. Well, I guess we have grown up in Europe. I really didn't notice that it wasn't really... Well, the pounding is an American thing. I've never seen it anywhere else. It was started obviously in a movie or football teams or something to do with sports or... I have no idea. In fact, there used to be a lot more butt slapping in there. Oh, I don't see that at all anymore. Used to be common, especially in football games. You guys would be slapping each other on the butt all the time. Now the latest thing is, and I don't even know where this came from, but this was only within the last five or six years, is the two players jumping as high as they can in the air and ramming into each other. That's a very recent phenomenon. It used to be high five,

CHAPTER 04 / 59 Discussion

Sports Celebrations, Topless Beaches and Changing Social Norms

The hosts examine the evolution of sports celebrations, from the invention of the high five to modern chest-bumping. They also reflect on the shifting cultural attitudes toward nudity in Europe, noting that toplessness on French beaches was considered unremarkable in the 1970s but has become more regulated or frowned upon in recent years.

high five· sports celebrations· topless beaches· france· social liberalization

05:33 And there was low fives, and then there was fives behind the back. And there's also four or five different people who claim to have invented the high five. Yeah, well, that's never going to be discovered who actually was. But this jumping into the air and then slamming into each other. Yeah. It's interesting. It's probably related to military industrial complex and... I mean, hyping people up for war. And I do recall though, when I was a kid in Holland, I moved there when I was seven, I remember the neighbor kids and I was still in the international school for about three years, but I did have, you know, like the neighbors would hang out a little bit. And when they left their house, they would kiss their mom goodbye and they would kiss their dad goodbye on the lips. And I remember as an American going, what?

06:21 And that was the most normal thing. I don't know if that still takes place. But everything's different. It takes place in Saudi Arabia. Yeah. I mean, there's lots of pictures of the various kings kissing George Bush on the lips, for example. Right. But things change. I mean, Europe used to be completely liberal and your breasts, a man's breasts were no different from a woman's breast and no one cared. And it wasn't seen as like some, Oh, we got to wear topless on the beach. No one cared. But throughout the past, you know, 50 years I've been alive. Yeah. It's changed dramatically. Now you have to be over there. This is not, you will not rip. It can be frowned upon. It's a,

07:05 Yeah, I know in the 70s it was very common to topless be everywhere. All the beaches were topless in France. Yeah, it wasn't like there was an area. But it wasn't also it wasn't it wasn't a time wasn't marked as topless. It was beach. No, it was a beach. That's what they were. Topless. This was allowed in all the beaches. It would not. It wasn't even allowed. It was there was no law. It was allowed. Tell me it wasn't allowed. It doesn't make any sense. It was not disallowed. It was not. It was not presented as being allowed. It was just Fine normal. Yeah, that's a different case. It was normal to be wandering around Yeah, because you don't want lines all over you and kind of a tan is that? That speedo looks so crappy doesn't it John? Yeah does right indeed. All right. Well now that that's out of the way Well, it's not out of the way Okay, don't know anything. We have not learned a single thing

CHAPTER 05 / 59 Discussion

Greek Elections, Syriza Party and Anti-Austerity Movement

Greece holds a pivotal general election on January 25, 2015, with the anti-austerity Syriza party led by Alexis Tsipras leading in the polls. The party's platform focuses on ending wage cuts and renegotiating the country's massive debt rather than an immediate exit from the Eurozone. Incumbent Prime Minister Antonis Samaras campaigns on a platform of stability and continued European integration.

greece· syriza· alexis tsipras· antonis samaras· eurozone

07:54 I found it. Today's the big day, you know. Yes, Greece, big election. The whole world goes to hell in a handbasket on Monday when the markets open. Or it doesn't. And the curious thing is you don't know in advance no matter what which way the election goes, which I believe it will go toward the Syriza. Yeah, those guys. Yeah, the communists which I get the biggest kick out of I guess some clips of it of this group and I will say that a lot of people have also Attempted to correct us by saying This probably doesn't mean an exit from the euro the Syriza party really what their platform is to Stop the austerity measures. They want being of the should be forgiven whatever ideas they have and

08:45 but they are not necessarily about leaving the euro, which I mean, I also don't see. That is a very good idea at this point in time. John Maxwell Well, you can control your economy a little better if you have some control over the money that's in the economy. Andy Slavitt Oh yeah, but you still have to...you've got to put that in place. I mean, you've got to get the money back in, everything has to...I mean, that's not going to happen overnight, John. I don't think that's a flip the switch thing. John Maxwell Well, it was a bad idea to begin with. I think the British and the...was it the Swedish and these other guys that stayed out of the Eurozone, I think made a wiser decision. But play this...here's...I got some clips. Let's start with greased votes today. Despite years of deep budget cuts linked to its bailout, the country's economy has yet to rebound. Unemployment continues to remain stubbornly high at 25%, making the message of the anti-austerity Shariza party resonate. I hope Shariza wins. There is no other alternative for us.

09:40 In recent weeks, Syriza's leader Alexis Tsipras has reached out to international investors and toned down his anti-capitalist rhetoric. However, he remains committed to renegotiating Greek debt while putting an end to wage cuts and public spending reductions. He's confident Sunday's election will etch a new chapter for Greece. I think that tomorrow is a very important day not only for Greek people but for European people. I'm very optimistic for the future. for a new beginning for Europe. But while Syriza maintains its lead in the polls, a significant number of voters remain undecided. Current Prime Minister António Samaras says those votes are his. There are more than 14% undecided one day before the elections. And I believe that these people will decide for Europe, will decide for Greece, will decide for growth, will decide for stability.

10:39 And this is why we're very hopeful. Polls are set to open in the early hours of Sunday morning. Which way Greece decides to vote will undoubtedly keep the rest of the continent on edge. On edge. Now this guy, this joker that's running against the Syriza character says, oh, there's 14 undecided, we're going to get them all. That means they're hoping for corruption in the election. Can you imagine if Syriza doesn't win? You don't get all of the undecided votes no matter who you are. Yeah. So we had an analysis, we brought in an ex-Greek ambassador.

CHAPTER 06 / 59 Discussion

Nicholas Burns Analysis, Greek Debt and German EU Leadership

Former U.S. Ambassador to Greece Nicholas Burns analyzes the potential fallout of a Syriza victory on the PBS NewsHour. He describes the election as a "moment of departure" that could lead to a showdown between the Greek government and German-led EU interests. German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schäuble has signaled that Germany will not tolerate a renegotiation of existing loan commitments.

nicholas burns· germany· wolfgang schäuble· european union· debt renegotiation

11:18 on to the PBS NewsHour, and I have two short clips from him. One is the Greek election, US analysis, and then number two, but the one thing that's interesting is that the Shariza guy is a communist. This is, for all practical purposes, a communist party. And it's so funny to listen...I think that we're being kind of want this guy to win. I don't know why. It's... Adam, you mean you and I or America? No, no, the Americans. Because I want him to win just to see what happens. I mean, it's just for the show. This has got to be great entertainment. It's a day that probably should help our show. Whatever the case. Exactly. Which is all that counts.

11:58 Whatever the case is, it's so funny to listen to this ex-ambassador skirt the communist issue and he never uses the word. In fact, the word communist in the true sense Which, and there are tons of communists in Europe, I mean they are, they form parties and they're part of coalitions and they're all over the place. Americans don't want to use the word at all because it would, it just screws up the right wingers, I'm not sure why, but listen to this, you'll hear his- Even though Barroso who has been at the top of the EU for many years, he was a member of the Communist Party. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I mean, it's very European. It's kind of the European thing. It makes total sense. But yeah, we don't want to discuss that too much. Don't say anything. Ixnay on the ominous K. For more on the Greek elections, I'm joined by veteran diplomat and former U.S. ambassador to Greece, Nicholas Burns. So tell me, why is this election so significant?

12:55 It's a momentous election, I think, very significant, Hari, for the future of Greece, but also perhaps for the future of the European Union. The Greeks themselves, some of the commentators are saying this may be as important as two other big events in modern Greece history, the civil war in the 1940s, the military dictatorship and return to democracy in the 1970s, because it may be a big point of departure. If Syriza, the left-wing party, wins this election, if it governs alone or governs in It is very likely going to challenge the compact between... What's with the music, John? You know, I don't know. Is that on PBS and they're playing that music in the background? Yeah, I have no idea. I think it was some... I think it was bleed through. I heard it too. Did you get this from TV or from the web? Yeah, no, I took it right off the TV. Yeah, no.

13:43 it is very likely going to challenge the compact between the Greek people and the European Union. These hundreds of billions of dollars in loans to the Greeks, will the Greek government under new leadership play by the rules, meet the commitments and pay off those loans or will they effectively challenge the European Union to renegotiate them? It'll be a showdown of sorts between the leftist Greek government and the German-led EU. Alright, so if Syriza wins and if they say, you know what, we want to renegotiate, is there a possibility that Greece could get kicked out of the EU or that they could opt out? I mean, that would set a precedent in itself, wouldn't it? It would, and it would be consequential for perhaps

14:22 for how financial markets see the stability of the eurozone. The German government, and Germany of course is the key country now in the European Union, has been saying over the last couple of weeks that it's not going to tolerate a reconsideration or renegotiation of these loans, that it expects any future Greek government to pay off the loans and meet its commitments. So I think you're going to see a struggle. between a new, very young leader, Tsipras of Syriza, and the German government and its finance minister Wolfgang Schäuble. The Germans may believe now that they can weather the eventual exit of Greece from the Eurozone and not have instability in financial markets. They clearly didn't believe that a couple of years ago, but I think that's one of the possibilities that could emerge from this. Maybe we should just review briefly.

CHAPTER 07 / 59 Discussion

Goldman Sachs, Greek Debt Origins and Business Bankruptcy Anecdotes

The hosts discuss the role of Goldman Sachs in using derivatives to help Greece hide its debt levels to meet Eurozone entry requirements. They critique the "free money" mindset that led to wasted infrastructure projects in Portugal and Spain. A personal anecdote is shared regarding how business debts and rent are often renegotiated in the private sector, contrasting it with the rigid stance taken by German creditors.

goldman sacks· derivatives· portugal· spain· debt restructuring

15:08 So people because the history of these loans is of course no longer explained anywhere And it should be known that it was amongst others Goldman Sachs Or maybe it was all Goldman wasn't who came in and said look we can we totally know how to do this We can refinance all your stuff. We got these these ways to you know with derivatives, and this is a scam screwed them they completely For example with Portugal They took the money and spent it. Yeah, on roads and airports that no one uses or flies to. Well, they made a few mistakes. In Spain too. I think one of those roads with no one drives on goes to the airport that no one flies to.

15:49 That's probably true. And it has all kinds of apartment buildings that no one lives in. Well, they got carried away. But they saw it as free money. And they just made the assumption that they really wouldn't have to ever pay it back. It was like, you know, something to keep us afloat. Well, the people that took the money and gave it to their friends or their associates to build all these things, I'm pretty sure they knew they would never have to pay it back. It's the people who didn't realize what was going on. That could be. Whatever the case is, it's a mess. And the Germans are adamant. They're not gonna...no, we're not changing...in all circumstance of massive loans like this around the world, they are renegotiated constantly. It's not a situation where no one's ever done this before. You change the terms... South America happens all the time. Look at the Silicon Valley people. Look, here's the deal.

16:46 We're gonna be broke if you don't give us, I'll tell you what, we'll give you 25 cents on the dollar and we'll be back in business. And that deal is taken. And I gotta tell you, I've seen, the first time I saw this in business, but I've actually witnessed it personally, one of the companies that I had in Holland, we actually had to make it go bankrupt. But people were gonna get screwed, like the landlord for the rent, and I was amazed, the guy who was running the company went to the landlord and said, Okay, look, we just can't pay you anything for the next six months. Would you like us to then start paying you half after six months or would you like us to just leave?" And the landlord said, yeah, I'll take whatever you can give me. It's not always as cut and dry as people think. The German a-holes who are going to be the fall of the EU claim that they're not going to do anything.

17:42 They claim they're not going to do any of these deals. Now, Schauble is interested. They feel like, you know, the Germans cannot ever feel that somebody's taken them, you know? It's like, oh, they ripped me off, these people. They're proud, proud. They're not a really good group to be running the finances. Let's go listen to the end of this guy, this ambassador. Oh, I thought it was an analyst. No, he's the ex-Ambassador to Greece. He's a foreign service guy, not a stooge, if you know what I mean. Whatever happened, by the way, to that American guy who was running Greece?

CHAPTER 08 / 59 Discussion

George Papandreou, US-EU Trade Relations and Economic Stability

The discussion touches on the legacy of former Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou and the current state of the Greek economy, which faces 50% youth unemployment. Nicholas Burns emphasizes that the European Union remains the largest trade partner and investor for the United States, meaning instability in the Eurozone directly impacts American financial markets.

george papandreou· youth unemployment· trade partners· financial markets· investment

18:26 with the Greek name who got out before all this crap happened. You remember that? What was his name again? Yeah, I do remember that. He got us from Minnesota. Yeah. And he got, I think he brought Goldman in and got everything all set up. Now you never hear from him again ever. Oh, that's a good point. We should look up where this guy is. By the way, I'm looking at the Guardian live updates and it looks like their headline is Greek election exit poll suggests Syriza majority. Yeah. Let's look up that guy while we're listening to the clip. So if the Greek economy is better off now than it was three years ago, or at least the financial system in Europe is better off and more able to withstand this, how bad is the Greek economy? I mean, when we talk about youth unemployment at 50%, I mean, that's not things that... America is unfamiliar with that since the Great Depression. That's exactly right. Greece has gone through a depression.

19:15 since 2008-2009. 50% youth unemployment, 25% overall unemployment. Massive contraction of the economy until just the last year. They're running a very, very slight surplus now, but the economy's not in good shape. They're not getting the investment either from their own industrialists or from outside because... Well, this is ridiculous. Of course no one's going to invest in it. You can take a quarter of the money and buy the whole thing that they want you to invest in and then just do it yourself. Makes no sense to invest. Papandreou. Yeah, and pop and grail. People are so unsure of the direction of the country. And Harry, here's why it's important for Americans. Europe is still the largest trade partner of the United States and the largest investor into the United States, the European Union countries. It's the biggest economy in the world, the EU. And so if there is instability in the EU in future months because of these Greek elections, because of the new government, it's going to have some kind of impact on the United States as well. So we have a lot.

20:17 in that sense, riding on this election. And so there's actually possible repercussions depending on the outcome of the elections on Sunday, what could happen in the financial markets here Monday and going forward as that new government executes their kind of vision. Well, I think everything will depend on what this new government says. It's very likely to win the elections. It's far ahead in the polls over the center-right New Democracy Party. If they take a line of compromise and conciliation, and if they convey a sense of responsibility for the financial future of Greece, then I think the markets are going to be reassured. But if they throw down the gauntlet and effectively have a showdown with the European Union, especially with the German government, then I think you're going to see nervousness on both sides of the Atlantic.

CHAPTER 09 / 59 Discussion

European Central Bank, Quantitative Easing and Inflation Targets

Benoit Coeuré of the European Central Bank (ECB) discusses the implementation of quantitative easing to combat falling inflation expectations in Europe. The ECB aims to push inflation back toward a 2% target through a large-scale, open-ended bond-buying program. The hosts express skepticism about the effectiveness of these measures for ordinary citizens.

ecb· benoit coeuré· quantitative easing· inflation· monetary policy

21:00 Adam, allow me to slip one clip in. So of course the markets closed Friday with the Euro at its lowest since introduction I think. No. In 11 years, lowest in 11 years. It's been as low as 80 cents. Okay, then it's 11 years. I thought it was introduction, but 11 years. So there's more going on. The European Central Bank has also made some announcements that come along with whatever is going to happen this coming week. This, by the way, is a board member of the European Central Bank, Benoit Courreux, and they're talking about the quantitative easing

21:48 that the European Central Bank is going to start or taking part in now. Our decision was entirely driven by what we have to do which is to care about inflation, European inflation. And we've seen inflation expectations going lower. We've seen actual inflation numbers also going lower. According to all our measures, inflation expectations were lower. So lights were blinking red across our dashboard and we had to do something. The only question was... Apparently there's a dashboard somewhere in Europe that has blinking lights and determines the state of the economy. This is cool. What's the right instrument?

22:27 Are you confident now that you have the right package of measures in place? I mean, the market's been asking for this for a long time. So you think you've pretty much got it right as far as the market is concerned? Oh, we think it will work. We're pretty convinced it will work. It will work because it's big. It will work because it is steady. It will work because it is open-ended. And so we have everything in place to convince not only the market but also to convince companies to convince people in Europe that inflation will go up and it will go back towards 2%. I think this is very significant. By the way, I said Andrus Papandreou earlier. I meant George. Yes, Andrus is George's dad.

CHAPTER 10 / 59 Discussion

Dual Citizenship Laws, Gerard Depardieu and Tax Exile

The hosts discuss the complexities of dual citizenship for Americans, noting changes in the 1990s that made it easier to hold multiple passports. They reference French actor Gerard Depardieu's decision to seek Russian citizenship for tax reasons. One host mentions the difficulty of maintaining European bank accounts as a U.S. citizen due to regulatory hurdles.

dual citizenship· clinton administration· gerard depardieu· tax residency· netherlands

23:11 Curiously, the Andreas was an American, had to renounce his American citizenship to become a member of the Greek parliament. Oh, really? Yeah. But that's because remember the law was changed sometime in the 90, I think during the Clinton administration where you could easily have dual citizenship. As an American? Yeah. I've looked at it. I can't have it unless I was...unless my mother or my father has a different nationality. No, no, you could. It's easy. If you're an American, a Native American, Native American, a native Guatemalan. If you're not Pocahontas. If you're a native-born American, you can be a citizen of Ireland, you can be a citizen of a number of countries. There's a lot of dual citizens. We have dual citizens listening to our show that are, one I know for a fact is American UK. Well, I looked into it, my daughter has dual citizenship, her mom is Dutch, and that was not a problem.

24:05 When I look maybe I looked I looked a long time ago and said, oh, mr. Curry if you want to have that look at before they change the law if you could get the Dutch to give you a citizenship you'd be dual citizen. Why would they give me a citizenship? Because you're a famous Dutch guy. Yes, I'm like the Who's that French guy that went to Russia the actor? What's his name? The fat drunk. Oh, right. That guy. He renounced his citizenship. I think he did it for tax reasons. But that's what they usually think you're going to do. When when I said, hey, can I get a dual citizenship? Oh, you're probably only doing that for tax reasons. I can't even have a bank account in Europe anymore. They don't want me. Well, but was that guy's name? Gerard Depardieu. There you go. Yeah, that guy. I am the Gerard Depardieu of Holland. Thank you, Chat Room. Yes, thank you. Exactly. Exactly.

CHAPTER 11 / 59 Discussion

ECB Bond Structures, Banking Union and Derivative Backing

The conversation returns to the structure of European Central Bank bonds and the creation of a banking union. The hosts discuss recent U.S. legislation that allows the FDIC to back certain banking derivatives, effectively shifting the risk of a $300 trillion global derivative market onto taxpayers. They characterize the current financial system as a series of "scams" designed to enrich elites.

ecb· member states· derivatives· fdic· banking union

24:54 Yeah, but this quantitative easing, which I think is, I don't know if they can do this. Do they really have the clout to do something like we did in the US or continue to do really? The way it works in Europe, because if you're in the Eurozone, you don't have any control over your banking system. Well, they do have the banking union, so they do have some controls over it. That's the last thing they put into place. Where does the money go? What bonds? I guess you can buy Greek bonds. Yeah, well, no. Yeah, well, no. Yeah, well, no. Yeah, well, no. Sorry, that was a... You've changed. Old model. Yeah, well, no. Yeah, well, no. Just trying to... That's a good one. Just trying to shake it up a bit. Yeah, well, no. I believe that each individual... They will create bonds, but the bonds will be

25:47 designated to individual countries. So you will have to... The individual countries already have bonds. Yes, but the new ones will be issued by the European Central Bank, but they will be tied to individual member states. We can't call them countries anymore. European Union member states. As a member state, what does this bond do? Makes it... At the end of the day, it makes the elites rich and the citizens poor. What else could it be? What can it be? We're looking at the Greek 10-year bond yield right now. Whatever the case, this is a situation. Nobody knows. The 10-year bond yield is 8.8%. It's reasonable.

26:32 And I have to say all of this happened after my ex New York banker buddy said, wow, all we need is to get that derivatives thing that's that bill passed, which passed and the president signed into law. So all derivatives are backed in essence by the FDIC. So if something went wrong with our derivative system worldwide, which is $300 trillion, 313, then the... We'll give you a chit. Yeah, exactly. We'll give you a chit to bail yourself out. So that of course passed and then all this happened. So something in the banking sector that we really just don't understand has to do with this because all of this is taking place... Well, we understand it's that they're scammers. Yeah, that's the idea. Who needs more understanding than that? That's about it. The Euro is a buck 12 finally. I think now it's reasonable.

CHAPTER 12 / 59 Discussion

Global Oil Prices, Deflation and Economic Normalization

Crude oil prices have dropped to approximately $45 per barrel, which the hosts argue is a normalization rather than a dangerous deflationary spiral. They contend that lower energy costs act as a stimulus for the general economy by increasing consumer discretionary spending. Historically, oil prices have frequently sat near $25 per barrel, making the recent highs the true anomaly.

oil prices· crude oil· deflation· gas prices· energy market

27:29 No, make it parody. Although people are talking below parody. I'm hearing a lot of that noise. Yeah, well, I think that's going to happen because once these things slide, they kind of, whoa, they go a little further than they would. They don't just stop on a dime. No, which is also by the way, I have a little couple of clips about oil if you want to go in that vein. Yeah, sure So I'm listening to the oil I got one piece of got one insightful clip on today's show and I'm gonna play in a few seconds But the oil situation as the oil prices is that 45 bucks a barrel now Which is pretty close to what it should be and I had somebody writing me so well You know, this is this deflation and you're always saying deflation is bad. This is a

28:12 Yeah, the price of oil is deflating, but it doesn't mean anything else is deflating. The price of oil is normalizing, in my opinion. It's not really deflating. The normal price of oil should be around 40 bucks. And so this is not a big deal. This is actually, this will get the economy going again. Our economy? Yes, our economy. That's all because at the end of the day. So this is good. But everyone's all fearful about this when historically the price of oil. I think the average price for almost forever was like twenty five dollars or so and has gone below that in the 80s. It went to twelve twelve. didn't it? I think yeah they have did the Saudis. So this is not like oh my god we're gonna everybody's freaked out about I usually pay 75 bucks for a tank of gas over the past few years now it's 35 and I'm gonna be moaning about this what is wrong with these people? I had lunch with two women from spin class but then they just started talking about I my boy this is great but I paid a dollar 76

CHAPTER 13 / 59 Discussion

Glenn Beck, Media Influence and Fear-Based Reporting

The hosts critique Glenn Beck's use of "fear-mongering" tactics on his radio and television programs. They discuss the significant influence of conservative talk radio figures like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity in shaping public opinion within "Gitmo Nation." The hosts argue that these broadcasters often repurpose information to keep their audiences in a state of alarm.

glenn beck· rush limbaugh· sean hannity· talk radio· media criticism

29:10 And I'm like, but you know, now with the Saudi king dead, it's going to go rocketing back up. I said, ladies, buy me another coffee. It's not going to happen. It's going to keep going down. Well, I have a good reason why it's not going to go up. But let's play what the fearful... I mean, this is again, I cut this... You're going to scold me for this, but... Rachel Maddow? Glenn Beck... No. Stop with the Glenn Beck, man. Well, Glenn Beck is the guy, one of the very important people that tries to scare the crap out of the public. But how many public is watching? I think he's evil. Do you think more people watch Glenn Beck than CNN? No, it's this radio show that's got the big numbers. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right.

29:50 So here, but this is, I don't know, this may or may not have been on the radio, but I don't think it was. Whatever the case is on his team, it would have been anyway. Because he likes to, he repurposes a lot like most of these guys. So here is Beck. talking to some woman who is an actuarial insurance person who got somehow involved in a publication from some years back that folded, I think, five years ago. Although they still have their website called the Oil Drum. And the Oil Drum is a kind of the vestiges, last vestiges of the peak oil people.

30:27 And she was one of the writers for that. Now she does her own blog that Beck apparently reads and he brings this woman on. She's kind of a fogey. And she just starts to spew the weirdest stuff. Now let's play Beck and the Oil Lady 1, which is the longest clip. And so I want to give you the kind of who scare the public policy of Beck and using this old lady as leverage. Before I want to, because I can see the chat room and I just wanted to say something about this. Particularly in the United States when it comes to radio,

31:03 This and you just reminded me and that's why I'm because I don't want to listen to stupid Beck guy But you're right There's a number of guys on the radio in the United States of Gitmo nation who have influence a lot of people listen to the TV stuff like I don't I don't even know where to find it, but the radio stuff Yeah, I think I think you're right a lot of people listen to this a lot of people are enamored Beck is a complete showboat former top 40 DJ DJ I mean whether you know he might as well be doing weather reports with bubble the love sponge at the remote location And he knows how to do it. It's just he's putting information to people's heads, which is confusing so it's not by the way The main players in this game are Beck

CHAPTER 14 / 59 Discussion

Gail Tverberg, Peak Oil and Production Cuts

Gail Tverberg, author of the blog "Our Finite World," appears on Glenn Beck's program to discuss the dangers of low oil prices. She argues that sustained low prices will lead to a permanent downturn in oil production as companies default on loans and cease operations. The hosts interpret her comments as a rebranding of "Peak Oil" theory based on economic viability rather than resource scarcity.

gail tverberg· peak oil· oil production· our finite world· energy economics

31:45 Hannity, and number one is Rush Limbaugh. And there's another one which I'll be talking about in a bit. And Michael Savage is another one, but he's kind of a more of an eclectic style. But I was going through, I was on the Twitter and I saw something, oh, this is a very interesting retweet of someone, and it was, they had a very interesting, it was, I'm not gonna go into what it was, but I thought it was an interesting comment that was worth checking out. So I and it was a woman and I clicked on her to see if I should follow her because she may have had a whole bunch of cool things to say that I could use. Use but it right in her bio. It says huge Sean Hannity fan Okay, hey Sean Hannity calm still goes to no agenda show calm All right, let's go to Beck. I want to bring in Gail to Verburg. She is a fellow at the casually actual Stop I got to interrupt us a couple of he's breathless oh My gosh, she's so amazing

32:44 I'm Gary Laps, author of the blog OurFiniteWorld.com and I read an article today or yesterday that she had written about oil and how much trouble we are in and we should all be aware of it. Gail, welcome to the program. How are you? Oh, just fine. Thank you. Good. So bring me up to speed and try to explain this in layman's terms on because I know you have like 10 things that you say this why it's a problem. Give me the give me the three or four biggest things that people really need to understand about what's happening with oil.

33:20 Well, I think one of the big things you need to understand is that if oil prices are low, it's going to result in a drop in oil production. I think this is something that people don't really realize. They assume that peak oil or the the downturn in oil production and maybe permanent is going to come because oil prices are high, but it may very well come the opposite direction. If the prices are too low, they quit and go home. So she equates peak oil to just no more production. That's new. She said peak oil in there, but I don't think she meant to. It says to me that this is on her brain. Yeah. And so the point she made was that you're going to, because the price are going down, they're going to cut production. They just go home and all the rest of it. Okay. Let's keep that in mind as we move along here. Now she's now part two and three, which are shorter clips.

CHAPTER 15 / 59 Discussion

Synth Oil History, Reagan Era Energy and Texas Defaults

The discussion covers the history of "synth oil" research during the Reagan administration and its eventual collapse when oil prices fell to $12 a barrel in the 1980s. Glenn Beck expresses concern that current low prices will gut the American shale industry in North Dakota and Texas. The hosts suggest that while some companies may default, the overall market is simply correcting overinflated values.

synth oil· ronald reagan· tar sands· north dakota· shale oil

34:21 There's a couple of things that are said in here that are... Of course, Beck never questions anything when he has one of his guests on. But this just now turns into somewhat nonsense, but play two. I'm concerned that because this is kind of what Saudi Arabia did when we were going to make synth oil back in the 1980s, and they just collapsed the price of oil. I think they got a... Hold on a second. What is synth oil? Is this something I didn't realize? This was, no, this is not a big deal. There was a period, there's a couple of developments and most of it was dealing with the tar sands. The idea was to, and there was a lot of research done, in fact, the leading researchers that I know of that are doing this kind of turning coal tar and other things into oil, and it's called synth oil because you're synthesizing it from another product, are the Chinese.

35:15 If you start looking into this, you'll find that the Chinese have been throwing money at this forever. It was something under the Reagan, I think during the Reagan years that... Went nowhere. So again, it jacked way up in price and you could afford to do these things and then it went down to, like you said, this is the period it went down to $12. Like $14 a barrel or something like that. And Reagan just closed down the synth oil industry and said it's just too expensive to do it. And it was, it was too expensive. That didn't make the oil problem go away. They just gutted our system. So I'm really concerned that this will gut us, companies will collapse. You don't just turn it on and off. And when the price goes back on, are we going to be able to get back to this oil and be able to... Can you pick up where you left off?

36:12 No, I don't think you can pick up where you left off. These oil companies in North Dakota and in Texas are going to default on their loans. And when this happens, their interest rates they're going to have to pay next time are going to be higher. And real estate in Austin is going to be great in a year or two. Overinflated bullcrap. Yeah, there you go. Again, I'm seeing this as normalizing things. But now here's another... Now, the interesting point made in that particular clip was Beck saying that Reagan Saw the situation with the price versus Cintora and he shut it down. He's the genius Amongst the right wingers and it's like it's like the motorcycle thing where you if you look at the rock that you're gonna hit as you're driving down the dirt road you're gonna hit it cuz that's what you're looking at I didn't notice this before but I'm starting to notice it more that the right wingers in this country the conservatives supposed conservatives many reactionaries actually the supposed conservatives are

CHAPTER 16 / 59 Discussion

Presidential Power Perceptions, Interest Rates and Executive Authority

The hosts mock the perception among some conservatives that President Barack Obama has the direct authority to raise interest rates, noting that such powers reside with the Federal Reserve. They observe a tendency for both sides of the political aisle to view the presidency as a quasi-monarchical or dictatorial position, regardless of who is in office.

barack obama· federal reserve· interest rates· executive power· political theory

37:15 do actually see government as a rule by a monarch. Reagan's not the guy who shut it down. Yeah, exactly. Now, the next clip, we'll hear another example of this. It's a yearning towards leadership for these people. That's what it is. Oh, Merrigan, he was so... But it's not just leadership. It's not leadership in a democratic system. I understand. It's a king! But they glorify it. Yeah, they glorify him. Yes. Yeah, it's kind of creepy. That's kind of creepy. Well, I think as we go into next year, we're going to start seeing this not being a good thing, especially if the interest rates are raised starting next year. If President Obama goes ahead and they start raising the short-term interest rates, I think that's going to be a problem too. But it's going to be a few months into next year, regardless of what the oil price is. You're talking 2015 is next year, not 2015. And this is what my banker friend, former New York banker, says is not going to happen.

38:14 No, and I agree with him. It's not going to happen. And here is another example. She says if Obama raises the interest rates. Yeah, that's not exactly how it works. Obama can't raise the interest rates. He could tell them, hey, you guys, I wish you'd raise the interest rates. He cannot raise it. But again, he has to call into the... The same conservatives actually see Obama as some sort of a king. And if you think about the way they bitch and moan about Obama, they're always bitching and moaning, he's a dictator. Okay, so your point, I like it. Right wing, no matter what, always sees the president as a king and a dictator. Yeah. Whether it's their guy or not. That's funny. That is funny. I like that. So I'm thinking about this and the price of going up and down and Horowitz and I are discussing, and we'll discuss it again on Tuesday, we didn't do a show this last week, about are they going to go up or are they going to go down?

CHAPTER 17 / 59 Discussion

Saudi Arabia Market Share, 1980s Oil History and Russia

An analysis of Saudi Arabian oil policy suggests the kingdom will not cut production despite falling prices. Drawing parallels to the 1980s, the hosts explain that the Saudis lost market share when they previously tried to prop up prices. By maintaining high production, Saudi Arabia exerts economic pressure on rivals like Russia and Iran while potentially pricing out U.S. shale competitors.

saudi arabia· opec· market share· vladimir putin· energy warfare

39:12 I believe now, after hearing the next clip I'm gonna play, that they're gonna go down and they're gonna drop to probably below 30, easy. Because there's one...and the woman that apparently didn't realize this, but Beck doesn't know anything, is that there was an element of this...this is very similar to what happened in the 70s and then in the 80s where the prices...you know, in the 70s, there was the OPEC thing where everyone had to wait for their gas. You could only drive on that the other day of the week depending on your license. There's all these crates. things going on. And then when Reagan came along, he wanted to sink the Russian economy. So he...I don't know how they managed to push the price of oil down, but no one was discouraging it, let's put it that way. This is the interesting clip because this I didn't realize and what you're going to hear next, and this is...this clip's name is the key clip on the low price and the Saudis. This is a reflection on what happened in the 70s. These Arabs never forget

40:06 This, what you're going to hear next is why the price of oil is going to continue to drop. pressure on Russia over Ukraine, it puts pressure on the Iranians, it will probably discourage some of the investment in the US tide oil and shale gas markets. But remember in the 1980s when this happened, Saudi did lower production but nobody else in OPEC did and they lost market share.

40:44 And I think they're not willing to do that at this point. They have enormous reserves. They are a very low-cost producer of oil. I think they probably figure that they can ride out a period of low prices better than anybody else and maintain market share. Okay, let me see if I can play that back. So, this is saying that the Saudis are not responsible, but they know historically it's better to jump in and play the game and they're prepared for it and they can... Well, it's not jumping, it's staying. Stay in the game and they can ride it out for... They can probably ride it out at 20 bucks, maybe even lower. They can produce oil at 10.

41:22 Man, that's great. Because it's just essentially in the Saudi Arabia oil fields is you stick a...put a hole in the ground and here comes oil. I mean, it's not a process that's complicated. Now, this...the point that there was made here, which is that the Saudis...the old lady, she went on, oh, the prices are down so they're gonna cut production, thinking that they're gonna try to control the market that way. No, they're not gonna cut production because the last time anybody cut production, which was in the 80s... They got screwed. low oil prices, they got screwed. They got screwed. So in the long term, they lost market share. So nobody's cutting production because they all know this story. Except for people in the companies in Texas, they'll have to close. They just have to close. Yeah, they're going out of business. Yeah. But that's got nothing to do. It's not even cutting production. They can't be in business when the price is at 40. You know what I thought was funny?

CHAPTER 18 / 59 Discussion

Obama Energy Policy, 2010 vs 2015 State of the Union

The hosts compare President Obama's 2010 rhetoric regarding America's "addiction to oil" with his 2015 State of the Union address celebrating the U.S. as the world's top producer of oil and gas. They note the dramatic shift in the energy landscape caused by the fracking boom, which has led to significant savings for American families at the gas pump.

barack obama· state of the union· fossil fuels· fracking· solar power

42:13 Someone put up two clips comparison Obama on energy in 2010 and Obama at the State of the Union on energy in 2015. Yeah. That was very interesting. Want to hear the difference? Yeah. Here's 2010. We consume more than 20% of the world's oil, but have less than 2% of the world's oil reserves. And that's part of the reason oil companies are drilling. Oops. This is only five years ago. This is five years ago. A mile beneath the surface of the ocean. This is after the BP spill actually. Now did he not realize, I mean did all of

43:05 Did all of this shale oil fracking really only take place in the past five years? No. Well, everyone knew it was there and North Dakota fields in particular. We actually discussed this in the early days of our show like six years ago that they had mapped out North Dakota. We already knew that, yeah. has been one of the greatest oil reserves, although it's not easily extractable, it's not like Saudi oil. We were ahead of the president of the United States in 2010, we knew what was going on. That's how good we are. We've talked and talked about the need to end America's century-long addiction to fossil fuels. And for decades, we have failed to act with the sense of urgency that this challenge requires.

43:48 Time and again, the path forward has been blocked. Not only by oil industry lobbyists, but also by a lack of political courage and candor. Now, it's interesting because I really like these, you're going to hear this, this is a little shorter, is the State of the Union on oil. Now you can look at it two ways. If this actually was put out by a very right wing Obama hating group, these two different clips, I think it actually show, you can spin what he said into, see, I told you we'd rely on it less and probably would. I mean, just listen to how he talks about it now. We believed we could reduce our dependence on foreign oil. We kind of did. And protect our planet. And today, America is number one in oil and gas. America is number one in wind power. Every three weeks, we bring online as much solar power as we did in all of 2008.

44:41 And thanks to lower gas prices and higher fuel standards, the typical family this year should save about $750 at the pump. At the pump! At the pump! You can also say that he worked very hard and his dream came true. But I think he really had no idea, as did nobody else really. Well they don't still. And I think everyone's really surprised how this thing started to cave, and now because of these The fact, apparent fact that in terms of oil, simple oil coming out of the ground, no one's cutting production because they know they're gonna get screwed in the long run. If they do, they're gonna drive this thing down to the ground and it's just gonna happen naturally. It's gonna be quite fun to watch. And it's not gonna hurt anybody. Well, it will hurt the Texas guys and these other guys who are, you know, want, love the idea of $100 oil.

45:39 But the $100 oil is hurting the economy. The public doesn't need to be spending all its money on gas. They're putting gas in their tanks. We could be spending it on hookers. Actually, with each tank, well, you couldn't get a hooker for $35, but... Wait until the shale oil... Maybe there's deflation. Wait until the Texas oil companies close. There's going to be hookers for $35. Don't you worry. There's going to be plenty of it. Yeah, well, that would be nice. Real estate, in fact, if we look at Perry, the governor of Texas, he's taken credit for everything. Former, former governor. He's not the governor anymore. But, you know, he took credit for all the boom and everything. It was really just an increased price. He was just lucky. He's in the right place at the right time. Yeah, he's just lucky. If you're okay and we can move on. I'm done. Then I'd like to thank you very much for your courage and say in the morning to you, John C. Dvorak, where the C stands for coal.

CHAPTER 19 / 59 Discussion

No Agenda Art, Newsletter Spam and Saturday Goofball Pictures

Adam Curry thanks artist Martin JJ for his contributions to the show's visual identity. He discusses recent issues with the No Agenda newsletter being flagged by spam filters due to a high volume of images. Curry plans to continue including "goofball pictures" and archival documents in future Saturday editions of the newsletter.

martin jj· no agenda newsletter· digital art· spam filters· listener engagement

46:37 In the morning... I don't know why. In the morning to you Adam Curran, in the morning all ships and sea boots on the ground, feedin' the air, subs in the water, all the dames and all the knights out there. In the morning everyone in the chat room, noagendastream.com, thanks for stopping by, it makes the show so much more lively when we're able to do it with an audience who we can gauge. Also, thank you to our artist, is this now three in a row for Martin JJ? I'm not sure. Wow. Might be. He also, he put in. He does these streaks. Yeah. NoArtGenerator.com and you actually used a number of pieces of art. I think some from the generator in the newsletter. You had a whole crap load of, uh, of pictures. Yeah. A lot of pictures.

47:21 Which of course triggered all kinds of spam? filters no one saw the newsletter Well, I had to go check today's numbers, but yeah, it was there when we resulted in not a lot of donations But we did get some Although I did like to do that newsletter, because I was just digging through my documents folder, and I said, look at this, oh, I never, I was gonna use, oh, I never saw that, oh, and so I said, I'm just gonna put them all in the newsletter. And I actually have, that's about a third or a quarter of the collection that I wanna put in the newsletter. So every Saturday now, I'm gonna have goofball pictures. Oh, by the way, so I didn't get these in the newsletter.

CHAPTER 20 / 59 Discussion

Harry Reid Injuries, Exercise Equipment Claims and Biker Gang Theories

The hosts discuss the severe facial injuries sustained by Senator Harry Reid, which he attributed to a malfunctioning exercise machine. They express skepticism regarding the official explanation, noting Reid's history of similar injuries in 2011. The conversation devolves into humorous speculation about alternative causes for the Senator's black eye and broken bones.

harry reid· exercise accident· facial injuries· political rumors· fleshlight

48:02 I was gonna put a picture of Harry Reid beaten up. So I said, where's that picture of Harry Reid beaten up? So I go look for the picture of Harry Reid beaten up and there's a picture of Harry Reid with his left eye black and blue like somebody punched him right in the face. And I said, what is this picture? It's his right eye that was all beat up. They must have reversed the image. No, this was a picture of him having been beaten up in 2011. Oh, yeah. Harry Reid has been beaten up three times. Wow. He got beaten up in 2011 again by accidentally falling on some ice or something. Wasn't that a hockey game?

48:48 No, no, it was someone else. It was some... that was somebody else. Whatever the case was, somehow he did a faceplant without breaking his nose and has a big black eye. No, no, but I know what this is. So that was... I know what this is. Biker gangs and sex swings. It's obvious. That's what Harry Reid is into. And so the next... then apparently something else happened to him, but it didn't result in any visible damage around... Like a year or two later, and then the most recent one where he took a huge beating Claiming it was an exercise machine that went that snaps that snapped snapped, and it's just busted everything what? It was you know the only thing that would snap would be one of those you know they have some of these with these rubber bands and yeah, just kind of like even even that I've never seen one ever broken one of them any of those things if you ever broken that kind of rubber band they don't snap and

49:44 It's a strange phenomenon. They also...there's a bunch of this kind of a plastic rubber that it doesn't snap. It's not like a rubber band. It doesn't snap. It actually gently releases itself. Ah, that's the same stuff they make the fleshlights out of. You would know. I'm trying to move you forward. Okay. They asked me to read this they asked me to read out with people they asked me to read it crowd of the kraut brothers Yeah, they asked me to read your donation. Oh, did they well as $400 and 90 cents? Yeah, they said they want you to read Could you please read the note John sometimes has a problem with my rhythm and you're a pro it says here what? You I'm just saying this what was asked all right bro. Go this is from the fabulous kraut brothers Paul and Howie

CHAPTER 21 / 59 Discussion

Executive Producer Donations, Baron of Babylon 5 and Cable Cutting

The Kraut Brothers, Paul and Howie, donate to the show and are granted the title "Baron of Babylon 5." Another donor, Wesley Clark, describes his decision to cancel his expensive cable television subscription—which he calls the "coax cable of crap"—to redirect those funds toward the No Agenda show.

kraut brothers· babylon 5· eleanor clift· cable cutting· media consumption

50:37 Job and life changes abound, but Adam's secretly coded call to arms on episode 688 can simply not be ignored. The Crowd Brothers would like to make this donation in honor of all the magical shape-shifting Jews which Marie Harf can neither confirm or deny. According to our accounting, this donation will enable us the right to Baron, we wish to be called the Baron of Babylon 5, a science fiction show with terrible effects but a great story. And as always, we only ask for the trademark shoutout to Eleanor. And that would be Eleanor Clift. And the shoutout is... But he's a constitutional lawyer!

51:15 And we look forward to handing them their barony. Good. Wesley Clark, 31478 in Stanley, North Carolina. I'm ashamed to admit that over the past two years of... I guess what I do is I run through these things. The past few years I've been listening to the best podcast in the universe. I've spent almost $3,000 for the coax cable of crap. Good one. You know what? Two years, $3,000. It's true. That's what you're spending. $3,000 for two years of the coax cable. The problem that I have with these coax cables of crap is that you can't watch everything at the same time. You're subscribing to everything, but you could go months and months and months without watching an HBO. I am paying for ESPN whether I want it or not. Right, that's another thing. And that's six bucks.

52:05 Six bucks per month goes to $72 a year paying $144 whether I want it or not two years. She's throwing away 144 bucks. Yeah He says the coax cable crack to spew distractions and lies into our home Well only a fraction of what went into the content I truly appreciate and care about the content you provided in no agenda show It's only thing he cares about This imbalance of resource distribution must be corrected by myself and others like me that have come to rely on your spectacular analysis and infotainment. I am eliminating all but the internet portion of my cable subscription and contributing to the difference each month through the show. I encourage other listeners to examine what content they care about and act accordingly.

CHAPTER 22 / 59 Discussion

Listener Donations, Dame Rococo and MailChimp Technical Issues

Sir Otaku in Texas requests a correction for his daughter's title to "Dame Rococo of Portlandia" after a previous "drunk donation" error. He also reports technical issues with the show's newsletter being flagged as spam. The hosts discuss an upcoming amateur radio "QSO party" and search for a specific audio clip involving a QVC segment about the moon.

sir otaku· qvc moon· mailchimp· amateur radio· qso party

52:50 According to Eric DeShille, my donation today of $3.1478 should place me within the realm of the no agenda knighthood if deemed appropriate and untaken by another, I would like to henceforth be known as Sir Clark of Carolina. Seems like that's a not a problem pretty sure that's not taken We're good to I will leave the choice of what part of any of my note you wish to read on the air well too late for that But I do request the karma for my family milf and one-year-old daughter as well as for the no agenda show in 2015 fantastic Thank you. That's one mother. I'd like to go You've got karma. Thank you very much Wesley associate executive producer James Lavin and or sir otaku in Louisville, Texas 214 33 ITM John and Adam like to send a Valentine shout out to my favorite planet the moon I Had to pull off the road during that segment. I was laughing so hard. Oh the QVC

53:50 Oh, clip of the year. The year. The moon. It's the planet, dear. It's a it's a star. It's a star. Do me a favor back on show 688. I asked that you give my daughter's name my daughter a Dame Hood, but drunk donating bit me in the arse and I got the same. I got the name wrong. I was supposed to be Dame Rococo of Portlandia, not Dame Rocco. He wants me to change something on the credits, I guess yeah, can you correct me so I get back my daughter's good great back in my daughter's so let me get this straight he was drunk and he donated and he messed up his daughter's name who I messed up fabulous the moniker

54:37 Also, remember next week it will be the first NOAA Agenda QSO party. I'll be hanging around on 20 meters and on the D-Star and reflector 33C. Hope to make contact with both of you. I'd like Adam to play his favorite Reverend Manning clip along with LGY. Thanks, Sir Otaku. KF5SVRPS, John all your newsletters get sent to my junk mail due to the fact that whatever mail service you're using keeps sending each newsletter with a different from address. No. Which seems to send my exchange server into thinking they are spam. Maybe you need to see if you can send them from a single address instead of random emails.

55:16 They're all coming from the same place. I don't know what you have to send me some details of what you're claiming here so I can send it out to MailChimp, a professional service that's supposed to be known as such. Okay? Yes. I'm looking for this is very strange. You lost your Manning folder. Well, I have the Manning but I don't know where, um, uh, where the yay went. Where's the, uh, the little girl? The little girl yay? Look up LG... No, thanks. Gee, I hadn't considered that, John. Yeah, try that. Uh, yay, is it here? No, this is... no? Um... You were in a drunken stupor and erased it. Anything's possible. I hate that little girl. Anything's possible.

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Ali Jade, Transgender Media and No Agenda Community

Listener Ali Jade, who operates a transgender-themed website, donates to the show and discusses the use of the term "tranny" within the adult industry. The hosts decline to grant her an "official" title related to her profession but acknowledge her long-term support and frequent social media engagement.

ali jade· transporn· digital media· listener feedback· community titles

56:05 Wow, I don't know, but I'll play my man and do the karma and I'll keep looking You've got karma, this is very very strange. It is strange. You'll find it Thank goodness. Yeah, you found it alley jade 214 from Lexington, North Carolina another Valentine's Day double producers credit and smart money Hi guys, not sure if there's been done. I want to be the n a tranny Yes, some find the word expensive but people that do Transporn use it all the time

56:49 It's more of a work word as no one has ever used it in the real world or ever used it as an insult. Except for John who apparently is in the tranny work world. Apparently. Where's the money? I run a site called AliJ.xxx. Of course it's trans material. I'm going to have a subscription level marked up for no agenda. It'll give 10% discount to all you guys. Cool. No jingles. I've been listening for four years, never donated. I do not deserve any yet. not really going to say i'm a boner as that's silly to me that uh... love your show since the second episode i guess is the second episode i was on the river this while with the second episode she listened to the show one hundred all right i'm sorry

57:32 Because I can't imagine anyone you know getting onto the show from show exit episode. What is she saying? Is she wants to be our official no agenda tranny? Yeah, we can't give away. That's just a no no agenda official No, I mean we have Brian's a bear and I can or a baronet Baroness I'd get now we just that's not just no I already told her no and she said oh granny hunters Let me see. No, let me finish. Also, as others have said, if I listen to all the episodes before another comes out, I will re listen to the one before the last. I'm also a part time dudette named Ben and found you guys because of Twitter. She's fantastic.

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Dame Beth of Baja, Baronetess Title and James Brown ISIS

Dame Beth of Baja, Arizona, is promoted to Baronetess following a significant donation and the submission of a detailed accounting spreadsheet. Michael Workman from Australia also contributes, requesting a "James Brown ISIS" audio sting. The hosts continue to process listener credits and titles in accordance with the show's value-for-value model.

dame beth· baja arizona· baronetess· michael workman· james brown

58:20 Great she'd retweets everything we do if I see her all the time on the tweeters good Thank you very much, Ali Jade Ali jade dot xxx with the Valentines which is the lucky double double producership and I guess she's Calling the giving the Valentines love to us. I guess I would hope okay Dame Elizabeth Borazon in Tucson, Arizona, 214. I have a note. She writes a note. She, by the way, has a very nice hand, which refers to, she also is a doodad. She's also a baronetess, based on the accounting that she does. She looks like a bookkeeper. The note has got notes with

59:09 Stick pad that you know what a stick of pads things whatever those are called posted most it's posted I came Dame Beth of the Baja, Arizona Hi, old gents and close is a 214 donation with a Spreadsheet I believe I'm now a baronet test whoo-hoo many. Thanks to you both for the best podcast in the universe May I be mentioned by this by I don't know what this word is. San's last name as some other knights' dames are. Can I be mentioned by this? San's, yeah, Dame Beth. Yeah. That's what we gave you. That's Dame Beth of Baja, Arizona. She's now Baronetess. I want to thank you for that. Michael Workman, $203 from Burwood, New South Wales. Dear John and Adam, thank you for your encouragement. May I have a karma shot and a James Brown Isis. Thanks for producing such a quality product.

CHAPTER 25 / 59 Discussion

Real Estate Advice, Podcast Awards and Formula Propagation

John C. Dvorak advises listeners to consider selling real estate in Texas before the oil price drop impacts the local economy. The hosts also address a listener's concern regarding the "Podcast Awards," agreeing that such contests are often traffic-generation scams. They emphasize the importance of listeners "propagating the formula" to grow the show's audience organically.

texas real estate· podcast awards· native advertising· show promotion· dvorak.org

1:00:10 That's very nice. I'll do the ISIS first. So we're done. That was it for the no agenda executive producers and associate executive producers for show 690 when I remind you we do a show coming up on Thursday every one of these shows is a gem You now know that oil prices will keep dropping and you'll be getting gas cheaper So that gives you that frees up some money and if it considers, you know You should be selling your real estate in Texas right now sell. Yeah, that's probably true I would say it's the right thing to do at this point

1:01:07 Yeah, or wait to buy some either way. Yeah, correct. And that right there is worth the price of admission. And yes, DeVore.org slash NA is where you go to figure out what you want to do. And someone asked us if we really do vouch for the executive producer and associate executive producer credits. Yes, we do. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. And if you just will call whatever, whatever you need us to do, because these are real credits, just like it works in Hollywood. Thank you so much. We'll have another Thank you segment a little bit later on in the show. As a PR mention, it's interesting, Sir Troy, I don't know if you saw, I think you were on the note, John, he says, please, please use your highly developed analysis skills to review the podcast awards scam. Every podcast I listened to is mentioning it and asking their listeners to visit their site to vote. Come on. It's a traffic scam, paramount to audio clickbait.

1:02:01 Do yourselves and your audience a favor, stop doing native advertising for these guys." No, and I said, Troy... Here's the problem I have. I mean, I think he's probably right. Of course. I personally don't think that the guys putting on these awards had that in mind. No, they're not. No, of course not. And if they did, they would have the page filled with all kinds of revenue-generating things. There's nothing on there. But I mean, what's the point? Why would I mean, yeah, the point is maybe to promote the award so they become a standard. And you know, somebody's got to do that. We need a standard award from someone. But we are under no illusion or delusion that we have a chance of winning anything. Not unless some of our dudes named Ban get to work.

1:02:48 You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't want to say too much everybody, but you should consider it. Dvorak.org slash N-A. Alright, we also always need everybody out there continuing to propagate our formula. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. It's one of those strange things in the setup. Cutting out where who? Me? Well, no no no. When I start a jingle that's coming from the soundboard... You got a... Yeah, there's a little... A hiccup? Yeah, a little flub. Let me see if you... Glitz. Yeah, it's a glitch! A glitz! It's a glitz. It's a glitz. Alright, okay, we're good now. Oh, and I wanted to remind you, March 14th, John, is a very special day in nerdland. It'll be Super Pi Day.

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Mike Rogers, Radio Ambitions and Mike Huckabee Strategy

Former House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Rogers is pursuing a career in talk radio. The hosts compare this move to Mike Huckabee's strategy of using media presence to build a national brand and "defend the record" before a potential presidential run. They argue that Rogers is attempting to become a household name through radio syndication to facilitate future political ambitions.

mike rogers· mike huckabee· talk radio· political branding· house intelligence committee

1:03:53 because yeah we're gonna do about the 314 314 15 yeah yeah three hundred fourteen dollars and fifteen cents to be this pie donation donation and that's for the Sunday after the pie day after the super pie day should be good very good yeah I day we were talking earlier about guys on the radio And this kind of flows into a two-parter because Mike Rogers, who was the chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee? No, no, no. House. House, yeah. Einstein. And he resigned, he finishes his term. He wants to be a disc jockey, he wants to be a radio star. I'm going to be the head of the Senate Intelligence or the House Intelligence Committee or the committee on intelligence, whatever you call it. And I've got all my

1:04:47 I retire when I finally quit this job with full salary and all the rest. But no, I don't want that. I want to be a DJ. He doesn't want to. Yeah. And he doesn't want to be on. He actually thinks he's not an idiot. Here is. So now I've figured it out. I figure, and I will go into actually listening to Mike Rogers, because he's also a correspondent for Brolf over there at the CNN. And what it hit me when I saw Huckabee, who was governor of, what was he governor of?

1:05:24 Arkansas, Arkansas. And Huckabee, of course, he ran when did he run? When did he runs? Eight years ago? No, for off for president. Yeah, yeah. Eight years ago. And six years ago, technically, right. And he was on with maybe it was broth as well. I know. Cooper, I don't know. And he said something I was like, Oh, Yes, of course, this is why guys like Mike Rogers think they need to become disc jockeys. What do you make of the fact that this is possibly your future, incoming like this?

1:05:59 One of the things that's different nobody knew who I was in 2008 people would often get an opinion formed about me because my opponents were framing me in the Light they wanted to what's different is that I've been on television now for six and a half years I've been on 600 radio stations three times a day for six and a half years and as a result what I find is that people feel like I You know, I know my cuckoo. And I don't think that's true. And I believe this, that if I run this time, I'll have a lot more resources and I won't have to just stand there in the corner taking punches to the face. I'll be able to defend and correct the record, which is something that I just didn't have the resources to do when Romney and McCain had a dollar to every dime I had.

1:06:47 And I think that is what Mike Rogers looked at and went, you know, if I can just be on the radio so people get to know me. Take a look at this. Hold on a second. This theory is debatable, but knowing Mike Rogers and then hearing what Huckabee said, and by the way, now that everyone knows Huckabee, Better than they used to before you they're definitely not gonna vote for him. Yeah, they're definitely a Friendly douchebag it's not like a mean prick no, but you know he said whatever Yeah, but it's very big and it is true if a 600 radio station is a big deal You could you might grudge do you remember Mike Rogers is what he's Michigan. I know you gotta find out where he's from Mike Rogers

1:07:34 But he'll have to sit it out. He's a young guy. He'll have to sit it out. Mike Rogers, the way I'm here, my thesis is based on what you just said. Not the, I don't want this Mike Rogers. Mike Rogers, Mike Rogers, now this other Mike Rogers came into play and now he's blocking my ability to find the other Mike Rogers. All right. And it's not going to happen because the Michiganians are not going to vote for Republicans for their senator or their governor. Although they may have one. Who knows? Michigan senators. Who are these people? Let's see. But it, John, I don't think it really matters. He will have to do this for at least two voting cycles before he's... He'll take off the air. He's got no personality.

CHAPTER 27 / 59 Discussion

ISIS Japanese Hostages, Media Messaging and Psychological Warfare

The hosts analyze the media coverage of ISIS holding two Japanese hostages, Kenji Goto and Haruna Yukawa, for a $200 million ransom. They argue that the situation is a "messaging deal" designed to give ISIS a psychological edge and make the group appear more powerful than it is militarily. Wolf Blitzer and Mike Rogers discuss the "terrorized" public reaction as a primary goal of the group's propaganda.

isis· kenji goto· haruna yukawa· wolf blitzer· psychological edge

1:08:42 Has he come is he come on? Well, let's listen to him. Yeah. Yeah, have you listened to a show? No, of course not. That's your job. That's your job I don't I can't listen to that. I Watch CNN. Here we go. Mike Rogers and this of course is about now. This is I This whole, this is very funny how this whole Japanese ISIS hostages is falling apart on the spot. This is really fantastic and I have, I've had a lot of help from Brian the Gay Crusader. Once again, this guy came, he came in with the find of the decade. But I want to first play this little roundtable. Brolf Blitzer, Brolf Whitzer had a number of people on his panel to discuss what's going on. And it was astounding to me, but here's Mike Rogers.

1:09:31 Very cavalier, and there was some comparisons to what is going on. What's concerning is they're not hearing anything. So that doesn't portend well for them. I believed early on that this was more of a messaging deal than it was a financial deal with them. Really? I've been talking about talking about the Japanese guys wanting 200 million dollars Isis wanting 200 million dollars for the Japanese hostages. This is before you know they they apparently killed one which we'll get to But I just find him, oh he knew this? That this was a messaging deal and not a financial deal? Listen to how these people talk about this stuff. Did we not try to save Foley?

1:10:29 Yeah, yeah, I believe so. What he just said doesn't sound right about not having any contact for the Foley deal. It was all just about marketing. Of course what he's saying is true. That's why I found this whole segment with these people so funny because he's not lying, except they all know this really is the truth. These videos, these bogus conjured up green screen fake videos, fake beheadings, no blood, pulled off the air immediately, can't show them, whoa, not on YouTube, not on LiveLeak, anyway, yes, it is all about communications. Thank you. I'm gonna read in regards to this a letter that came in from

1:11:12 producer Dwayne, ITM, I thought you'd be interested to know that one of the Saturday morning TV shows here in Japan spent 10 minutes showing that the video of the two Japanese hostages and Jihad John was fake, based on the goofy shadows. They also demonstrated how it could have been fake using different light setups and different backgrounds. Very rare to see such things on Japanese TV. TYFYC, Dwayne. You are jumping a bit ahead, but yes. I just want to take it slow. Take it slow. On your own. Here's here's Brolf's analyst explaining what's happening here, what ISIS is doing. What are they getting, these ISIS terrorists, by taking these two Japanese hostages and beheading them? What's the point? Okay, so here is Wolf Blitzer asking what is the point of taking these Japanese hostages and beheading them? Hmm.

1:12:09 I think at the very discussion we're having right now, they're being broadcast not only on CNN but on networks around the world all waiting for this announcement. It gives them the kind of psychological edge in a conflict where When it comes to the military equipment, they don't have the edge, but this terrorized people enough that they think ISIS is actually bigger than it is. Yeah, and here are the people doing exactly what they're supposed to be doing, talking about them doing exactly what they're supposed to be doing. This is so meta. My brain exploded. Yes. The whole point of these fake videos is for you people to talk about them and to make ISIS look bigger than they really are Fantastic. Let's pile jump ISIS hates moms the mother of one of the hostages make an emotional plea for his life but as we know in the past when

CHAPTER 28 / 59 Discussion

Al-Qaeda vs ISIS Branding, Jihadi John and Intelligence Failures

The discussion shifts to the perceived competition for "market share" between Al-Qaeda and ISIS. Mike Rogers claims that U.S. intelligence has "high confidence" in the identity of the executioner known as Jihadi John but refuses to release his name to avoid disrupting his "lineage" of associates. The hosts mock the idea of allowing beheadings to continue for the sake of gathering intelligence.

al-qaeda· isis· jihadi john· mike rogers· brand competition

1:13:00 Other mothers have done the same, including for James Foley. Sadly, no good result. Again, no final word though, Wolf. U.S. intelligence officials watching closely. Yes, yes. ISIS hates moms and no good result ever comes from that. I love how they're also talking about no good result. You know, this is not going to end well, does not portend well. Yeah, if they're really killing them, which you can't even say. Because it's not true. Here's Brolf with the question of the week. Is it also to a certain degree competition that's going on between Al-Qaeda and ISIS? Oh, meme alert. Yeah, it's... I heard this, I'm like, thank you. Meme alert. Yeah, it's the shift from Al-Qaeda, the brand, to ISIS.

1:13:45 I sold the brand which is why the president has like Adidas versus Nike the way these guys think yes Coke versus Pepsi now They're both competing for support for market share is that what's going on at the same time? Well we had seen tracking of that for at least 12 months where there was this notion that if al-qaeda didn't get some points on the board They were concerned about finances and recruiting and... But points on the board, John. This is a sports reference from our friend Mike the DJ. And logistics hubs. Logistics hubs? Wait a minute. Hold on a second. ISIS has logistics hubs? bomb them.

1:14:42 This is about their exertion of power. They believe that this is the power that holds their grip in places like Eastern Syria and Iraq. They need to continue to show that they have brutality as a part of their governance model or they'll lose grip in certain ways. Bomb them, bomb them, and bomb them again. And now this is my favorite with Mike the DJ. As Brawlf says, hey, you know this Jihadi John, he's still in there. I mean, do we not know who this guy is? Can we find him? What's going on with that? And Mike Rogers again has just some astounding information. Apparently US and other intelligence agents, they know who he is, but they're not releasing his name, right? That's correct. I have, I have

1:15:26 high confidence they know exactly who he is. Well, part of that is you don't want to disrupt any activities in that lineage, if you will. I mean, he has associates, he has people he's talked to. He's literally saying... I think what he's saying is we know exactly who he is, but we don't want to stop him from beheading people. In that lineage. Lineage? What is that? It's a meaningless word in that context. Let's listen to it again. Maybe there's something good going on. ...activities in that lineage... Hold on, I'll go back a little bit. That was it? Yeah. ...that is you don't want to disrupt any activities in that lineage... I think, okay, you don't want to disrupt any activities in that lineage, which is the lineage of terror and threatening beheading.

1:16:13 That would be the lineage. Why don't you want to disrupt it? Well, if you will, I mean, he has associates, he had people he's talked to, he's had places he's visited, and they don't want to disrupt any of that in order to continue to gain intelligence of value that could ultimately lead to him being brought to justice. Well if I was if I was Abe in Japan, I'd be outraged. Well you guys know who this is. Yeah, by that comment, snap the guy. Yeah, you guys know who this is. Get him. Yeah. Bomb him. No, we already used that one. Kill him. You didn't use it to kill him.

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ISIS Video Production, Green Screen Glitches and Hard Drive Crashes

The hosts scrutinize the technical quality of ISIS hostage videos, pointing out inconsistent shadows and lighting that suggest green-screen manipulation. They joke that a delay in the release of a new video was likely due to a "hard drive crash" or a failed software update. They question why the videos are produced in English if they are intended for a Japanese audience.

green screen· final cut pro· video editing· site intelligence group· jihadi john

1:16:49 Yeah, we can do that. We need to kill them. We need to kill them. All right. So now this is all before the second video came out and something went horribly wrong. Now I've had discussions with a number of people and here's what I think. It's so obvious what happened. They had these two guys in the green screen. First of all, someone, whoever produced this over there at the Site Intelligence Group, who I'm pretty sure... By the way, they forgot to turn on the fan. No, they did turn on the fan, but only on one guy. Oh. Yeah, which is unfortunate and is also identified in another clip that I have here.

1:17:31 But they didn't have that yet. So we didn't, they didn't have the followup video of the guy being dead. And of course with this 72 hour deadline with the countdown clock that was being put online, everybody was waiting. They're like, Oh, this is great. I think they had a hard drive crash or something else happened. You know, like Final Cut Pro froze up and, and, and all their files got trashed. I told you Final Cut Pro X sucks. Mohammed, Final Cut Pro X is bogus! So here's how it was explained on CNN why they haven't seen the new video yet because of course we were all expecting the beheading video. Where is it? Well for now more than 16 hours past the original deadline that expired at 12 50 a.m. this morning East Coast time still I love that 12 50 a.m. East Coast time who said that where was uh where was that other than the

1:18:26 You know, the online countdown clock that obviously we've put up. I love this shit. Where's our video? Oh, you know, Bunky, you haven't paid your damn bill for the last two videos. Or it's even worse. I think it could even be worse. That they recorded, you know, they did the whole thing on the ground and all that stuff so they could chop it all up. Maybe they didn't record on the cam. Something went very, very wrong with this production. This morning, East Coast time, still no word. Conflicting messages on Jihadi forums. One of them posted a countdown clock today, promised a new video, said it was in production. We haven't seen that video, so still no final word. You'll remember that Japan refused to pay. It's in production.

1:19:10 Dudes, where is it? It's still in production man. We're getting we're doing the best we can we're working on it here now Let me see if I can What order I need to play this in okay? This is now so we we have the the Mac updated and we doesn't nothing works anymore I'm getting to Yosemite I Told you not to update to Yosemite you fools makes your Final Cut Pro files, renders them useless. So they couldn't get this done, so they didn't decide to create a video which is a still frame of

1:19:50 of Gotoh, Kenji Gotoh, holding up a picture of Haruna Yukawa. Apparently his head is gone. It was not really gone, but he's been, he's been beheaded. This is CNN reporting on this new video. This new video is not really gone. I'm sorry? He says it's not really gone. He was beheaded. You said, you said he's not. His head was gone. Like her head was gone? Not really gone. No, because his head is on in the picture. And her head is gone. This new video is different from other ISIS videos that we have seen. Because of the production problems. It is an audio recording of a voice claiming to be Kenji Godo and it features a still photo, the still photo that I described to you and in this recording, Kenji Godo

CHAPTER 30 / 59 Discussion

Haruna Yukawa Beheading Claim, Photoshop Analysis and Still Images

A new ISIS release features a still image of Kenji Goto holding a photo of what appears to be the decapitated body of Haruna Yukawa. The hosts analyze the image, noting that the head appears disproportionately large and the anatomy seems incorrectly aligned, suggesting a "trademark Photoshop move." They contrast this with historical beheading videos that featured actual footage of the act.

haruna yukawa· kenji goto· photoshop· still photo· video production

1:19:10 Dudes, where is it? It's still in production man. We're getting we're doing the best we can we're working on it here now Let me see if I can What order I need to play this in okay? This is now so we we have the the Mac updated and we doesn't nothing works anymore I'm getting to Yosemite I Told you not to update to Yosemite you fools makes your Final Cut Pro files, renders them useless. So they couldn't get this done, so they didn't decide to create a video which is a still frame of

1:19:50 of Gotoh, Kenji Gotoh, holding up a picture of Haruna Yukawa. Apparently his head is gone. It was not really gone, but he's been, he's been beheaded. This is CNN reporting on this new video. This new video is not really gone. I'm sorry? He says it's not really gone. He was beheaded. You said, you said he's not. His head was gone. Like her head was gone? Not really gone. No, because his head is on in the picture. And her head is gone. This new video is different from other ISIS videos that we have seen. Because of the production problems. It is an audio recording of a voice claiming to be Kenji Godo and it features a still photo, the still photo that I described to you and in this recording, Kenji Godo

1:20:36 blames Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe for not responding to the demands of ISIS. By the way, everything this is meant for Abe and for the Japanese public who speak no English. I've been to Tokyo. If you roll out your English in Tokyo, even the cab drivers are going, they can't even talk. It's true. So why is everything in English? Why do they not have the Japanese guys talking in, I don't know, Japanese? No, it's all English, which of course means that it's fake. I want you to go to the URL here, John. Itm.im. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Itm.im. Okay. Slash Yukawa head. So it's Y-U-K-A-W-A-Y-U-K-A-W-A.

1:21:28 H EAD. My browser is frozen or something. Hold on a second. All right, there we go. I think do you have why no it's why it's like why you ka Yeah, WA H EAD H E AV AD you call ahead H e a head Huh, why is this thing delaying so much? And this is a zoomed and cropped image taken from the image of the evidence that this Yukawa guy has been beheaded. Why is his shoulder still attached? Well, that is... So what you're seeing, that is actually supposed to be the rump. And look how big his head is.

1:22:16 In this photo, obviously photoshopped picture. Oh, his head on his body. Yes, which is their trademark photoshop move. Yeah, their head's too big. Their head's too big? This is so obvious. It's completely wrong. Wrong. Not falling for that. Now, so we could listen to more of this CNN thing about the production, but that's really not as... I think you made the point. Now, Reuters And this is the fine that Brian came in with. And by the way, let's stop for a second. If you remember some of the beheadings that were done, I don't know, during 9-11 or when they...

1:23:02 Wall Street Journal guy was beheaded. Yeah, they would hold the head up. Somebody would hold the head up. Right. The general and you can find these videos online. Somebody is holding the head up, hanging by the hair in a very biblical way, as a matter of fact, going, he's dead. And this is this head on the body thing is like a fake phony. It's easier to Photoshop. Yeah, it's harder to Photoshop somebody, although, to be honest about it, anyone with any skills in Photoshop could have the head. You could hold a dummy's head, you'd cut off a mannequin's head and hold it up, take a shot of that, and then you could easily superimpose a face onto the dummy's head.

1:23:46 But this looks like you're holding it in your head, but this is a bunch of blood in the bottom I'm telling you what happened here. This is a Hail Mary the they clearly tried to Record the scene and the scene is the same as they always have they have you know a body and then they put some blood around it and then they put a head on the they photoshop a head into this on top of this body and So they did that work, but for some reason the footage melted or... I'm saying hard drive crashed. I think you're right. The Yosemite upgrade, Mac OS X upgrade is what screwed him. But what was more interesting, I was looking... I wanted to find out about... because again, it's a journalist, Kenji Goto Jobo is his full name. For some reason, they only say Goto. But Reuters

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Haruna Yukawa Background, Self-Discovery and Private Military Dreams

A Reuters report reveals the eccentric background of Haruna Yukawa, who traveled to Syria on a "hardship course in self-discovery." Yukawa had previously lost his wife and business, attempted suicide by self-mutilation, and believed he was the reincarnation of a cross-dressing Manchu princess. He established a "Private Military Company" that existed only on the internet before being captured by militants.

haruna yukawa· reuters· syria· cross-dressing· private military company

1:24:35 wrote about his the guy who apparently is now beheaded Haruna Yukawa and And I have to read this to you. This is from August 27th 2014 It's this is and this is from Reuters. It is mind-boggling And this is when this Haruna Yukawa apparently was captured. So, Tokyo, Reuters. When Haruna Yukawa was captured in Syria early this month, a video apparently released by his captors showed them pressing the Japanese man to answer questions friends say he had struggled with for years. Who are you? Why are you here? In fact, Yukawa, 42,

1:25:11 had first traveled to Aleppo four months earlier on what amounted to a hardship course in self-discovery, according to people who know him and his account. Remember this is Reuters. Changes in Yukawa's life in suburban Tokyo had been fast and disorienting. Over the past decade, he had lost his wife to lung cancer, lost the business and his house to bankruptcy, and had been forced to live in a public park for almost a month. According to Yokawa's father and an online journal he maintained, the hard times led to soul-searching. By his own account, he had changed his name to the feminine-sounding Haruna, attempted to kill himself by cutting off his genitals, and came to believe he was the reincarnation of a cross-dressing Manchu princess who had spied for Japan in World War II. Where is all this information on Brolf CNN?

1:26:02 Wow, that's all good stuff too! Now this is what everyone else calls a guy, a security consultant. Now, according to his Facebook page and blog posts, he actually never worked as a consultant. He borrowed money to travel to Syria and dreamed of providing security to big Japanese companies in conflict areas like the coast of Somalia. And that's the picture you have next to his vehicle. The Syrian civil war was a new start and his last chance to make a success in life, he told friends and family. Later this year, he planned to head to Somalia where the danger factor will be amped up.

1:26:44 And you call it, let me see, get back to more of the fun stuff here. He was a very friendly, gentle guy. I hosted him at my house for five days," said Fadi Karmesh, who met and spent time with Yukawa in April in northern Iraq in June. Karmesh showed pictures from that time of Yukawa holding a girl on his shoulders. Two months earlier, he had been in Syria, stopped briefly detained for questioning by fighters from the Free Syrian Army, and he befriended an Asian member of the group, according to Kenji Goto, a Japanese journalist who met him at the time. In Syria, Yukawa said he became particularly close to a part-Korean, part-Japanese fighter who had been born in Yugoslavia. Over time, Goto, who was clearly the messenger in all of this, said the Free Syrian Army fighters took a liking to him, sharing meals and introducing him to their families in refugee camps, and he was given an Arabic name, and of course he then converted to Islam. Now, private military company. This is still the Reuters article. This is huge.

1:27:42 Although he'd never learned to handle a weapon and described himself as a very gentle person, Yukawa portrayed himself online as a soldier of fortune. A visit to the Tokyo address of his paper-based company, Private Military Company, revealed a building with numerous small unmarked offices. The firm was set up for a range of businesses, including handling pet goods and more of these types of companies, according to the registry. In effect, his company existed only on the internet. And then there's video blogs about him awkwardly firing an AK-47 in Aleppo, the stupid vehicle that he has. Yokawa's road to Aleppo started in the sleepy suburb of Chiba about an hour's drive east of Tokyo. After graduating from high school, Yakuha, then still known as Masayuki, started a military surplus store selling helmets, belts, and other equipment. This man was insane, mentally insane.

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Media Omissions, Japanese Hostage Narrative and Video Editors

The hosts criticize mainstream news outlets for omitting Haruna Yukawa's history of mental instability from their reporting. They suggest that the "security consultant" label used by the media is a simplification of a much more complex and troubled individual. They also speculate that ISIS may have fired their video editors due to the increasingly obvious technical flaws in their propaganda releases.

haruna yukawa· kenji goto· reuters· media criticism· news narrative

1:28:36 And he was trying to cut his nuts off to, you know, like a, like a Harakiri type move. And then he said, well, screw it. Now my balls are gone. I'm not dead. I'll just, you know, I'll take a female name. This is, this is insanity. This what's going on with this guy. And no one mentions this. No, I know that's the funny part. You wonder why no, you know, and the curious thing is that you, it's interesting enough that if they did bring this up, It would make these news shows actually get an audience. Interesting, yes. Because they're just, whatever the government's telling them to say apparently, the litany, the script, whatever it is, is all they're talking about. They don't bring up anything interesting. This is very interesting. I find it entertaining. And it gets worse. It gets worse. Yeah. So this is a Reuters article. Now, if I'm doing a video piece and I work at Reuters, I'm going to do a little thing about

1:29:31 And in fact, I'm talking about Japanese analysts and other analysts, who I think this is the track lady we talked about before, calling this video fake. Isn't there some internal system that they can search and then this article would pop up? And then they could make at least mention of this guy's weird background? No. The new Islamic State hostage video released this week is giving analysts more evidence to support their claim that the video is highly manipulated. So there's that lady, but we don't have to go through that again. But the whole report makes no mention of this guy's insanity.

1:30:23 Well, and that with this video that was clearly bogative, whatever, they must have, maybe it was, maybe there was just so much more bad lighting in the video that they never had the source material. They really couldn't do anything with it because everyone's onto them. I don't know. But wow. It's possible because of the onto them thing. They may have fired Their editor. Yeah, and then they finally couldn't get anyone else because these editors are actually good. Yeah, it's hard to do really good Yeah, Final Cut Pro guys. Yeah, who really and I mean really good. Oh, yeah, they're not that common There you know, there's a you can get people that are functional but the guys that are outstanding really good and gals by the way I know a lot of good. Oh, yeah, there's plenty of maxi house. There's a lot of better. I'd say yeah in many many cases

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Obama Statement on Japan, Constitutional Changes and English Language Videos

President Obama issues a statement condemning the "brutal murder" of Haruna Yukawa and affirming solidarity with Japan. The hosts suggest the hostage crisis provides political cover for Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to push for constitutional changes allowing Japan to rearm. They remain skeptical of the entire narrative, questioning why a Japanese hostage would deliver a message in English.

barack obama· shinzo abe· japan· isil· military rearmament

1:31:15 So, looking at this, at the Gotoh journalist, not a lot known about him, other than it seems like he's the perfect guy to be holding up the picture. I'm guessing that if we look into him, we're going to start finding connections. Just remember the other guys. USAID typically or some oil out there or some of these operations that are sketchy. And then so our president comes out with a statement, of course, the United States strongly condemns the brutal murder of Japanese citizen Haran Ayukawa by the terrorist group ISIL. Now, I mean, that is really fantastic that our president has

1:31:56 Just no qualms about just saying, oh, they killed him because this one guy held up a picture. We renew our call for the immediate release... Our condolences today are with the people of Japan for their terrible loss. We renew our call for the immediate release of Kenji Goto and all other remaining hostages. We stand shoulder to shoulder with our ally, Japan, and applaud its commitment to peace and development in a region far from its shores. So if I were a cynical, I would say, Abe called for, he changed the constitutional measure. Japan can now arm itself to the teeth. We are the go-to guys for sales. And you know what, Abe? We know it's a little complicated. People are a bit freaked out about what you did. I got an idea. Why don't we kill some of your people? Or at least make it look that way. We'll call the guys over there and the ISIS guys. We can get some more and we'll roll out the orange jumpsuit set. And then we screwed up like a bunch of a-holes.

1:32:58 and we couldn't get the video out. So then we have to make this up and so everybody is, they just, oh we can't show this video of the guy holding a picture. No, you can't show it because it's so unbelievable, it is so bogus. I was on the Twitter and there's somebody who had And why else would it be in English? This- these- nothing makes sense. Please ask questions from time to time. Please, why is it in- the- the Gotoh does everything in English. Why not Japanese? I- you can't- you just can't convince me with this stuff anymore. If you ever could. Well, it's pretty weak. It's extremely weak. Yeah. Ugh.

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Deflategate, Tom Brady and Super Bowl XLIX Preview

The hosts discuss "Deflategate," the controversy surrounding the New England Patriots using under-inflated footballs. They preview Super Bowl XLIX between the Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks. Adam Curry notes that Tom Brady's public image is bolstered by his marriage to Gisele Bündchen, while the hosts prepare to analyze the game through their unique "rigged" lens.

tom brady· deflategate· super bowl xlix· new england patriots· seattle seahawks

1:33:47 And that's all I have really on that other than the... Of course, no one was really paying attention to it. We did get Tom Brady. Is that his name? The Tom Brady, the football guy? We had this controversy. Mary J. Gisele Bundchen. Oh, really? He just went up in points. Damn. Okay. Wow, that's who those girls go for? Oh yeah. All right, yeah, I guess so. So this is the ball gate, which by the way, is kind of funny that we're talking about soft balls on television and what's happening with our so-called hostages. He's cutting his balls off. So maybe it's all connected somehow. Yeah, it's a theme. Yeah, it is a theme. Balls. Balls is the theme for the show. You know, a lot of people, and I think that in a situation like this, it's really,

1:34:34 It's a very, like I said, sometimes some of the toughest things you deal with end up being the best things because you realize the people that you can rely on that love you and support you through, you know, something like this. So it's a, you know, I appreciate all their support. I tell them I'm okay. You know, it's, you know, things are going to be fine. This isn't ISIS. This isn't. Oh, it's not ISIS. Yeah. He got a lot of flack for that little comment. I, you know, as I didn't get that clip. But this whole thing is pre-publicity for the Super Bowl to get the numbers up. Of course.

1:35:12 And I, for people who want it, I have the full, we have the high res versions of pretty much every video site group has discovered since they're the only ones who seem to be able to discover these videos, the site intelligence group, which I think they, let's look at their job postings. Maybe there's an opening for a video editor. Video editor. Must be proficient with. We have an opening for a video editor. So one of our producers says, hey, you guys didn't chime in on who's going to win the Super Bowl. Is that because you always do that today? No, it's next Sunday. Oh, next Sunday. OK, so let's chime in. All right. Who's playing? OK, then we're going to break it down the same way we always do. The New England used to be Boston Patriots with the cheaters, the ball deflators. And then others sketchy things over the years. The chief, the

1:36:11 The Boston Cheaters. Wow, sound like a West Coast, East Coast vibe to me, DeVore. And then Paul Allen, one of the richest men in the world's team. The Seattle... The Seattle She-Hawks, at least in the Bay Area, they call them the She-Hawks. She-Hawks, yeah. But the Seahawks... And they won last year. Yes, and so it's a possibility of a repeat. Well, the way we look at these things, as you can tell, I'm not well versed in the... No, you don't have to be. No, that's... That's part of the whole thing. That is better not to be. Okay. Now, right off the bat, now, the New England Patriots, that would be Boston territory. Yes. Okay. I am immediately going to go with the Patriots.

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Super Bowl Predictions, Boston Distractions and Losing by a Jip

John C. Dvorak predicts a New England Patriots victory as a distraction from the ongoing Dzhokhar Tsarnaev trial in Boston. Adam Curry counters with a theory that the Patriots might "lose by a jip"—a controversial or "gypped" call—to maximize media engagement and public outrage. They discuss the coaching history of Pete Carroll and the "cheating" reputation of the Patriots organization.

dzhokhar tsarnaev· boston· seattle seahawks· new england patriots· sports rigging

1:36:56 And I will give you my rationale. We have a very sketchy trial underway with the Sarnef kid, which there's lots of loose ends, a lot of things really messed up, they do not have a solid case. We need huge distraction from that. And I'm thinking that this would do it if Boston what we can do packages for weeks and weeks and on end and we can keep talking about Ballgate and how they're cheaters and how they they stole it will distract from everything and I think that would be a main reason to Have the game tip in the Patriots favor. Yeah

1:37:38 I'm not saying this is final, but that's my initial thought. Yeah, I know. I think your thoughts are valid and they're based on every other thought you've had regarding these games. How about you? Well, I would say technically the better team and the team that should win is the Seahawks probably. Seahawks. And it has a number of things going for it. There's actually the number of subplots. coach of the Seahawks was actually the coach of the Patriots years before he was he was also crappy at the time before he went to USC To hone his skills and then to go on to the Seahawks to further hone his skills as a coach And so he know has the answer he knows the the DNA of the of the competition a little bit Okay, and he there's also a grudge because he was fired. Hmm. You got that grudge thing going on even though That's not that's not played up a lot by the sports media

1:38:39 But it does exist. Then you have the cheating, lying, cheating patriots who have been in the Super Bowl a number of times, five or six, and they won three of them, but they lose the other ones. And they're always kind of disappointing losses that they should have won the game, and then somehow they lose the game as though these are rigged. And they're also cheaters. The games they won, apparently they were filming stuff, they snuck cameras in and they were filming the other team's practices and doing all kinds of low-end stuff. Each time they were caught, they were fined and they lost draft picks.

1:39:17 And then the coach of the of the you're losing me. You're losing me. You lose a psycho So this is that you're losing me, but are you are you calling Seahawks? But for what reason you there's no external reason to the game that you've Portrayed no external reason to this game whatsoever. Do you think it's gonna be a straight up and down game? Why waste a good opportunity to do something? I think that your Rationale is weak. Hmm. You could have them lose and get as much attention. I Especially if they lost on a bad call. In fact, if they lost on a bad call, you know, some bogus call. That would be even better, really. It would be better. That would get lots of attention and then they could whine. And the whole Boston place would go crazy because if they win, they just win. And then everyone celebrates and burns a few cars. Over. It's done. They lose by getting... That's our culture. We'd go burn... Hey, we won. Let's go burn some cars. And if they get gipped.

1:40:15 Okay, so there is no excuse think that's just not gonna be it's gonna be a straight-up fair game No, if I'm gonna go with your thesis with the why waste a good opportunity then Boston's gonna lose and But they're gonna lose by getting gypped. I like that I like that okay. We'll see Touchdown called back some phony baloney thing where they keep showing it and again the guys on the TV go, well look, there shouldn't have been a call there. There was no penalty. Okay, so we have Boston loses by a gyp. Hello gypsies of the world. We don't really mean harm. No, and the term to me never has meant gypsy. I know, and you think tranny is acceptable too, so it's fine.

1:41:05 Okay, I'll go with that. It's... Yeah, I'll go with that. Buy a JIP. That's a good one. Either way would work. They can win. I mean, my favorite way of these games going is that the team I'm kind of rooting for, which would be in this case the West Coast team, the Seahawks, they just slaughter the other team. I think we just need to coin the phrase, losing by a JIP. I lost by a JIP. Keep it in there. I'll put it down as a show title. Yeah, that'll do wonders. Our Romanian friends will be very happy to come in. Many friends. How many Romanians have ever had to kill me? I've been I think I shared this with you, the president coming out and saying that the 2014 warmest year on record, this is what the N.O.O.A. and NASA

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2014 Warmest Year Claim, NOAA and NASA Data Uncertainties

The hosts investigate the claim that 2014 was the "warmest year on record." They analyze a slide from a NOAA and NASA webinar showing that the probability of 2014 being the warmest year was only 48% for NOAA and 38% for NASA. They argue that the media and the President presented these uncertain probabilities as definitive scientific facts.

noaa· nasa· global warming· climate change· temperature records

1:42:06 have come out and said, and then my, you know, I think I told you my New York ex-banker buddy who really does, he's more than happy to go in with we're being duped, but he said, okay, these are the numbers. How do you explain that, Mr. Smarty Pants? Are you just going to say that you're smarter than the NOAA, is it NOAA? No, NOAA, National Oceanographic and atmosphere administration. And NASA, you're smarter those two guys, and you know better about the temperatures, and some of our producers have written in, and you know, I'm in the field, and yeah, how is that calibrated? I decided to really get into it and go to the source of the announcement as it was made to you. Because of the banker offending you. I was pissed off, yes, yes. Okay, good. You do your best work when you're pissed off, by the way.

1:43:02 This is true. And I try to piss you off constantly, but you know, it doesn't always work. It doesn't always work. But it has to be for a reason. So I traced it back, where did this announcement come from? And I have two pieces to share with the group today. So they did a conference, I'm sorry, a webinar. A webinar was done. A webinar! A webinar was done with representatives from NOAA and NASA's, and the NASA's, And they had a...so in the webinar, you know how that works, you get this little slideshow and then they have a call-in number or it's streaming through your little interface there. So I have a clip and I have a...

1:43:51 I have a URL for you to go to. I'm gonna give you the URL and then when I give you the URL, then I'm gonna start the clip because it's kind of cool if you can see them at, you know, hear it and see them at the same time. So this is the experts talking about this particular slide in the PowerPoint, which is slide number five. Itm.im. Okay, let me get it all up here. Okay. Slash 2014 Warm. 2014 W A R M. Tell me when you're loading. W A R M. And I'm going to start the clip now. Make sure you got this right. Yeah, you got the slide? It is now about to hit. If we now move on to slide 5.

1:44:37 Both NASA and NOAA take a look at their uncertainties. Certainly there are uncertainties in putting all this together, all these data sets. But after considering the uncertainties, we have calculated the probability that 2014 versus other years that were relatively warm were actually the warmest year on record. And the way you can interpret these data tables is for the NOAA data, 2014 is two and a half times more likely than the second warmest year on record, 2010, to actually be the warmest on record after consideration of all the data uncertainties that we take into account.

1:45:27 And for the NASA data, that number is in the order of about one and a half times more likely than the second warmest year on their records. So for those of you listening and not able to look at this slide, it is flabbergasting. So the president just said 2014 warmest year on record. Everybody said 2014 warmest year on record. What these scientists actually have on this slide, you have one box for the NOAA, one box for NASA. And it says, ranking of record years is sensitive to methodology and coverage because the numbers from NOAA and NASA are different. They have different temperature numbers. Whatever. And they talk about the probability

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Climate Probability vs Fact, Scientific Methodology and Political Rhetoric

The discussion continues regarding the discrepancy between NOAA and NASA temperature data. The hosts highlight that the ranking of "record years" is highly sensitive to methodology and coverage. They criticize the "fair bit of confidence" expressed by scientists when their own data shows it is more likely that 2014 was NOT the warmest year on record.

noaa· nasa· temperature ranking· probability· climate science

1:44:37 Both NASA and NOAA take a look at their uncertainties. Certainly there are uncertainties in putting all this together, all these data sets. But after considering the uncertainties, we have calculated the probability that 2014 versus other years that were relatively warm were actually the warmest year on record. And the way you can interpret these data tables is for the NOAA data, 2014 is two and a half times more likely than the second warmest year on record, 2010, to actually be the warmest on record after consideration of all the data uncertainties that we take into account.

1:45:27 And for the NASA data, that number is in the order of about one and a half times more likely than the second warmest year on their records. So for those of you listening and not able to look at this slide, it is flabbergasting. So the president just said 2014 warmest year on record. Everybody said 2014 warmest year on record. What these scientists actually have on this slide, you have one box for the NOAA, one box for NASA. And it says, ranking of record years is sensitive to methodology and coverage because the numbers from NOAA and NASA are different. They have different temperature numbers. Whatever. And they talk about the probability

1:46:14 of 2014 being the warmest year. Not it is, no, the probability, 48%, about, it said a little squiggly, about 48% for NOAA. And NASA actually says it's only 38% probable. that this was the warmest year on record. And then they have other years saying, you know, 2010, that might've been the warmest year on record, but only a 23% chance that was the... These people have no fucking clue! NOAA has 18% chance that the 2010 was the warmest year. But this is a chance, a probability. Yeah, I know, it's a probability. They're playing... This is bullcrap. Thank you!

1:46:52 But not just bullcrap, they're not even 50% sure that it's the warmest year on record. Not even half of them are not even 50% sure it's the warmest year on record. Fuck that. Sorry, the Tourettes. And the president just says, warmest year on record. Lie. We don't know that. Did you show these slides to your banker? I just put this together last night, but of course I'm showing this to my banker. That's 16 more seconds on the clip. A fair bit of confidence. What? This is an absolute outrage.

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Admiral Robert Papp, Hollywood Propaganda and Frozen

Admiral Robert Papp, the U.S. Special Envoy for the Arctic, met with Hollywood executives to discuss using entertainment to communicate climate change to the youth. He specifically mentioned the movie "Frozen" as a potential vehicle for environmental messaging. The hosts characterize this as a government effort to "strong-arm" studios into producing state propaganda.

robert papp· arctic· hollywood· frozen· climate propaganda

1:47:51 This is worse than the 97% of scientists agree man-made global... humans are creating global warming. This is not science. I'm sorry, scientific... where's the scientific data that I was promised? These two outfits within our government don't even have the same numbers by a long shot. They have different temperature numbers. Who's right? Why don't we have an exact... why is it not exact? Why? They're working with an agenda. Ya think? I don't... Okay, well, I think this is good that you found this little slide. It matters not, for we are going all in, all out with Hollywood for a global warming, climate change, etc. This is Admiral Robert Papp. He is the U.S. Special Envoy... What's his last name? Papp, P-A-P-P. It's like a Papp smear, but an extra P. I had a joke there too and you just... I stole it from you, sorry. No, that wasn't what it was. It was better. But you can do it later.

1:48:57 Admiral Robert Papp, and he is special envoy from the State Department, I believe, and his domain is the Arctic. And the Arctic, of course, is very interesting right now as we have jockeying for position for the resources there now that some of that ice has opened up. Man, this guy looks like the bureaucrat turned admiral. That would be the guy. Yeah. And so he wanted to learn, he wanted to convince... He was by Balmer, by the way. Yeah. He feels that the global warming, climate change, man-made global warming is not being communicated properly to the youth of the world. And he decides... They've communicated constantly. Not properly. He wants to do it in a way that is more akin to what we usually watch and track on this podcast, which is through Hollywood, with a Hollywood narrative.

1:49:55 So if you're going to do that, what if... well, maybe I should just let him tell you his idea and he met in Hollywood with the right people to get this going. Are you familiar with Elsa, John? No, you probably aren't. No. Let's wait for the next name. Do you know who we're talking about yet? Elsa and Anna? These are people from the movie Frozen. Correct. Brilliant! Oh! Like warm hugs! I'm sorry, are people not hearing the audio? I can hear it. Yeah, okay.

1:51:08 But that means it might not be streaming. No, but we're streaming. I don't know. I shouldn't be paying attention to that. Here we go. The fact that there's more polar bears than ever? Yeah, I mean how did he slip that gaffe in? What a moron. Everybody knows that's not true anymore. Oh, I see what's happening. Okay, yeah, it's out of phase. All right, don't worry about it.

1:52:27 Yeah, so we still have Disney and Disney. No wait, hold on a second. Let me get this straight. We have government, we have admirals in the US Navy going to Hollywood and talking to executives at studios that are supposed to provide entertainment to the American public and strong-arming them into providing propaganda to propagandize the American public about what is possibly the biggest pile of crap ever dreamed up in the last 25 to 50 years. Is that what you're telling me? You are right, sir! This is disgusting. It's not new. Time for us to go back to our evergreen Martin Kaplan of the Lear Foundation with a little talk about Hollywood and our government. So in the course of our work, this is in two years, 11 to 13, 335 storylines that we worked on.

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Geoengineering, Solar Radiation Management and Chemtrails

The Washington Post published an article discussing geoengineering as a tool to combat climate change by spraying reflective aerosols into the stratosphere. The hosts note that this mainstream discussion validates long-standing "chemtrail" theories. They argue that the government is preparing the public for the admission that large-scale atmospheric manipulation is already occurring.

geoengineering· solar geoengineering· chemtrails· washington post· aerosols

1:53:22 Have been aired we've worked with 35 networks in the past four years 91 different television shows. Oh, yeah, we know how it works now. I'm gonna round this segment out I believe I have an entry in the Red Book from many years ago. I don't know if it's an older Red Book or... It would be an older Red Book. These books go about a year and a half max. And I believe that I have put in the Red Book that someday, one day, we will have geoengineering taking place around our... in our skies

1:54:02 And we will eventually find out, well, you know, we were already kind of doing this a little bit to make sure that, you know, we wanted to get a jumpstart because it'd be hard for people to understand that we need to do this. And this is why I believe that, yes, there is stuff being sprayed and why I see a difference between persistent jet con trails and what some would call chem trails. And the Washington Post came out with an article on Friday As government's efforts to cut greenhouse gas emissions continue to sputter, some researchers have discussed another possible tool for combating climate change, geoengineering the climate. One particular form of it is solar geoengineering would involve reflecting sunlight away from the earth to reduce future warming, possibly by deploying an army of mirrors or spraying the air with reflective aerosols that would function like a chemical sunscreen.

1:54:56 But, as it turns out, some people believe that a global campaign is already underway to have aircraft spray the air with chemicals, whether to control climate change or for more sinister purposes. Meet the Chemtrails crowd. And so the title of this article is actually how a group of conspiracy theorists could derail the debate over climate policy. And it's kind of starting to pan out what my Red Book entry was. And then I found the guy who wrote the book on this, Professor David Keith. And I have the whole segment, we'll just play it until you're done with it. He was on the Colbert Show talking about doing exactly this.

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Professor David Keith, Sulfuric Acid Spraying and Colbert Interview

Harvard Professor David Keith appeared on "The Colbert Report" to discuss the possibility of spraying sulfuric acid into the atmosphere to reflect sunlight. Keith admitted that current sulfuric acid pollution already kills a million people annually but argued that adding a "tiny fraction" more for geoengineering would be a useful "ugly tech fix." The hosts mock the scientist for failing to see the irony in his proposal.

david keith· stephen colbert· sulfuric acid· geoengineering· harvard

1:55:40 and, um, as it was spraying, and mind-boggling, like, the first minute and a half of this interview. Exactly. Okay, so what do we do? So the other thing is horrifying, is that you could actually spray sulfuric acid in the stratosphere 20 kilometers over our head, and use that to stop the planet warming up in a kind of ugly tech fix. You could, you can spray something into the atmosphere to change... Yes. Okay, okay. Spray pollution into the atmosphere to stop it warming. So in the end, pollution saved them all. We owe pollution, we owe acid rain and apologies. It would be a totally imperfect technical fix. It would have risks. It wouldn't get us out of the long run need to stop polluting, but it might actually save people and be useful. Okay, so how, again I interrupted you slightly there, how does it work? How many planes are we talking about here? How do you do this? So let's say you wanted to stop it worming in 2020.

1:56:33 You'd start with a fleet of just two or three kind of modified business jets. Like a G6? Yeah, like a G6. Like a G6. That's it. Like a G6. And you'd put, say, 20,000 tons of sulfuric acid into the stratosphere every year. Now, John, you're a scientist. You understand chemicals. Sulfuric acid, is that H2SO4? Is that the sulfuric acid I'm thinking of? Yeah, that would be sulfuric acid. That's the stuff you put your finger in and your finger's gone? No, it would burn you, but you could rinse it off before your finger would be gone. And each year you have to put a little more, and this doesn't in the long run mean that you can forget about cutting emissions. We will need to rein in it. No, we'll get to it eventually, yeah.

1:57:18 we're shrouding the earth in sulfuric acid. So people are terrified about talking about this because they're scared that it will prevent us cutting emissions. Right, and also that it's sulfuric. But listen to what he says. Also sulfuric acid. Colbert is funny but this guy is saying people are afraid of talking about this as a solution because they believe that it will be seen as a shortcut and people will not want to actually cut emissions. Which is by the way Well, there's a lot of reasons people would not like to see this stuff. But I think he's right in that regard. Of course he's right, but this is now a conversation that is coming. A conversation we need to have, which is coming due. Uric acid!

1:58:02 Listen, I just want to get to the numbers part about the danger of sulfuric acid. Bearing the lead, is there any possible way this could come back to bite us in the ass? Blanketing the earth in sulfuric acid, because I'm all for it. This is the all chocolate dinner. I still get to have my CO2 and I just need to spray sulfuric acid. all over the earth. Right question, but we put 50 million tons of sulfuric acid in the air now as pollution and it kills a million people a year worldwide. Okay, so let's add more. And now listen to this, this is the best part. It's good or bad? It's terrible.

1:58:38 But it'll be better if we put more in. We're talking about 1% of that, a tiny fraction of that. So we should reduce that sulfuric acid pollution. So if it kills a million people, and we're only doing 1% more, we're just killing 10,000 more people. You can do math. Okay. And see, the scientist doesn't even understand what he was just said. No. No, this guy's a complete idiot. Yeah, he wrote the book on that. Harvard School of Engineering and Applied Sciences. Yeah, he wrote the book. His research interest is geoengineering, direct air capture, CO2 capturing, climate change. So he's a climate change money guy. Oh yeah. He gets money for doing stuff for climate change, regarding climate change. That's where his money comes from. Yes sir. Yes sir. So there's no conflict of interest there with these ideas. No, not at all. None whatsoever. It's all about the same thing. The whole interview was funny to watch and it just gets deeper and deeper and deeper. But this is coming. This is definitely coming.

1:59:35 engineering and just business jets. I mean, the whole is everything that the chemtrail people already say is out there. and being done. That's all we need next. Oh, you know, well thank goodness we started doing that early. You all would have been dead years ago if we hadn't started putting sulfuric acid into the air. Well, if it's only 1% of the total amount of sulfuric acid he claims is already going into the atmosphere, how come that isn't reversing the goal of a warming by itself in and of itself? Doesn't make sense. Don't ask me science questions, man. I'm not a scientist. I just read whatever they tell me to read and turns out they don't know either.

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Charlie Hebdo Video Analysis, Car Discrepancies and Found IDs

The hosts examine anomalies in the Charlie Hebdo attack footage, specifically the different side-mirrors on the getaway cars. They question the "convenient" discovery of a terrorist's ID card in a vehicle, comparing it to similar occurrences in other high-profile attacks. They express skepticism about the official narrative while acknowledging the reality of the deceased cartoonists.

charlie hebdo· paris attacks· citroen· id card· conspiracy theories

2:00:14 Alright, well that's not getting clip of the day, but it is no no I shouldn't have clip of the day. It's okay. That's okay. Jeez Yeah, we're doomed I just wonder some people get depressed listening to this show. Oh, I just want the red the red book entry to come true That's all I care about we're working on it. You got a measles thing now. I don't want to play that hey, I came in a guy movement quit with a you know we knew he quit we knew he quit here's something that is it I can't really do nothing really to show but I In the Je suis Charlie category, everyone's been looking at these videos. I don't do this. I don't care anymore. Fine. Shot in the head, not shot in the head. But there's a couple people who noticed something very interesting.

2:00:59 Do you remember the video and the get out of the Citroen? It's a... Yeah, I... There's a lot of material on about this. Have you heard about the different cars? Yeah, but one's got the model... Yeah. ...and this is... Well, the car that they found that had the ID in it, you know, where the terrorist left his ID card, as one does. That was in the car that looks the same, but it's not. It has different mirrors. It's a different vehicle than from the one that they got out of when they were shooting things up and he lost his shoe. Yeah. That's irritating.

2:01:42 Well, the ID story itself is a bit much. Of course, of course. And why they couldn't use the original car to find the ID, because they had the car, I understand. I don't know. Why would they swap it out for a different car with the chrome mirrors? I don't know. What would be the point of that? I don't know. And then to take a picture of it. Oh, here we are. We found the ID. Here it is. I don't know. Why don't you plant it in the other car, boneheads? I really don't know. It's just annoying. Well, yeah, and even if it's, I don't know. Yeah. I mean, the problem that we have here is that maybe the whole thing, the same reports talk about the bullets were all dummy blanks. Right. And so they went in there, shot up the place and they poured a bunch of pig blood.

2:02:31 You went much deeper on YouTube than I did apparently. And yeah, and what was interesting is like, well, it's because they still, it's like, I can't buy the conspiracy part of it or the bullshit part of it because there are still a couple of famous, very famous dead cartoonists that unless they had heart attacks years earlier and they just put them in there, it doesn't make any sense because normally when they do these deals, the whole thing is swept under the rug really quick. of the the sandy hook thing is the best example of what you did get a burned down the school date because for the turn is burning down the house burning their lives house and the whole thing with all the other things that and uh... this doesn't have any of those earmarks all we have is this

2:03:13 Curious coincidence of the found ID of one of the guys. So we don't even know who these guys are. No, we don't know anything. And then we have this planting it in the wrong car. Where did this second car even come from? I don't know. I don't know. Hey Bill, we need to do a little as a cameraman here. They want to shoot you finding the license in the guy's car. Oh, the guy's car is over in the impound lot. Nah, just use this one. It looks the same. I don't know. Very poorly done if it was... I don't know. Too many holes. Yes. And there has to be an endgame and we haven't figured that out either. Other than ramping up the Muslims hate Jews narrative.

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Benjamin Netanyahu, French Jews and Israeli Settlements

Following the Paris attacks, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu urged French Jews to immigrate to Israel. A host shares an anecdote from an Iranian Uber driver who suggested this call for immigration is a strategic move to justify the continued expansion of Israeli settlements by creating a housing demand for thousands of new European arrivals.

benjamin netanyahu· israel· settlements· french jews· immigration

2:04:04 That's news. But it's me and also Netanyahu saying all Jews come live in Israel, which I talked to an Uber guy the other day, and he was from Iran. That very nice guy and with these guys, if you let them know you know what the hell is going on for three seconds, then they're all in. He said... They were looking for somebody to talk to that's not a nutty American that doesn't know anything. Exactly. And this was a short ride. They should be a little... That's why we should move to the pins. It was a short ride and within the short time

2:04:42 Because I said, man, this is a lot of bull crap going on and we got ramping up the hatred of Jews and Muslims. And he said, yes, here's what I believe is happening. And of course, he talks to people back home that Netanyahu immediately went out, whether he was taking advantage of the crisis or whatever, French Jews come to Israel, you are welcome, move here, and according to the Uber driver, that is because they want to continue with their settlements and they can say, look, we have all these people coming in from Europe, thousands and thousands of French Jews. Oh, it's a good theory. We need to give them a place to live, so we have to continue with the settlements. And I went, holy crap! Makes so much sense! The Uber guy is better than any of the news stations. Yeah, well, that's probably true. But that's always been the case.

2:05:38 So I'm marking that down as to see what else happens in the future and if it's more and more of Jews you're not safe in anywhere but in Israel. And then we get a well, you know, we really can't slow down our settlement development here because we've got all these new people moving in. Then that will be... There's more, there's a lot of room in Israel to put people elsewhere. Yeah, but okay. Yes, but you know why, what they're doing, you know what's going on here, this is what they want to do. It sounds like the classic Middle Eastern conspiracy. Yeah, all the people in the Middle East like to gossip and chat and gossip and chat. I like it though. I thought it was a good one. No, it's very good. I like it too. All right. You wanted to bring something up here?

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Hank Green, YouTube Presidential Interviews and Tech TV Memories

YouTube star Hank Green interviewed President Obama, a move the hosts attribute to Google's Megan Smith, now the U.S. CTO. Green admitted to being "scared" and needing to be "debriefed" after the meeting. John C. Dvorak shares a story from his time at Tech TV involving audio feedback issues during a live broadcast of "Silicon Spin."

hank green· barack obama· youtube· megan smith· tech tv

2:06:22 Play Hank Green the clown on PBS. Hank Green the clown on PBS. And Hank Green, who was one of the YouTube stars to interview the president today. He has more than 2 million subscribers to his YouTube channel. We welcome all of you to the program. Hank Green, you just did a first-of-a-kind sit-down discussion with the president. How did it go? It went pretty well I think, though to be honest I don't remember very much of it because I was a little bit scared. Did anything stand out? Can you remember anything of it? Yeah, I've not had a lot of time to debrief because they've been shuffling me around and I get to talk to lots of really cool people.

2:07:00 to cool people like you. I'm getting a delay in my ears so if you could go to someone else. It's making it very difficult to talk. Let's make those youtubers look like morons. Either that or get him off the air. Feed it back. Feedback. Feedback his own voice, which would be the equivalent. Go ahead, John. You talk and I'll feedback your own voice to you and let's see what happens. Yeah, I'll try to talk right now and I have somebody, oh, it's going, it went half duplex. They didn't hear a word you said. Did you not hear me feeding you back? No, not at all. Really? Yeah. Interesting. Well, there's so much for that experiment.

2:07:41 I have one of those. I've had it happen. I've had it. The worst though is one time, here we go with the stories. So I'm at Tech TV doing the Silicon Spin show and I got the IFB. And once in a while you get that feedback thing. But the worst case was I start to segment the B block, let's say, and there's Leo in my ear doing his show. While you're talking well, I'm talking that's good, so and it apparently synced our Time our clocks almost perfectly and I think it's I'm trying to do the show with Leo and manager And so then it stops a you know we go to break and I say there's some draw the sound Leo is coming through my ear and they but Leo also went off the air at the same time so they said there's no I don't hear anything

2:08:28 Yeah, and I guess it's fixed soon as we begin the next block. There's Leo again, huh? Oh, okay? I see what you're saying right, so it was you know so Coming back from commercials the same time yeah, it's so they finally figured it out after I took the thing out of my ear so I can't use this right and I had very distracting. I actually have a clip from one of these actual interviews. Oh, which one with who this is green lips oh Not the girl who eats the cereal out of her bathtub, but the kind of cute girl. I forget her name. This one, by the way, was the most idiotic exercise I think a president has ever done. This is Megan from Google. This is her doing. She's now the CTO and she's going to bring in, you know, try and hip it all up. I'm telling you this is her doing. It's coincidental that she starts in this bullcrap starts with a Google property.

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Obama on Politics, Land-Grant Colleges and MKUltra Jokes

During his YouTube interviews, President Obama explained that politics is simply how society organizes itself and makes decisions. He credited politicians, starting with Abraham Lincoln and the land-grant college system, for the existence of higher education. The hosts mock the "debriefing" comment made by Hank Green, jokingly suggesting he was subjected to MKUltra-style conditioning.

barack obama· land-grant colleges· abraham lincoln· youtube· mkultra

2:09:23 Anyway, I thought this was interesting the way the president answered this. My question for you is why should the younger generation be interested in politics and why should it matter to them? Well basically, politics is just how do we organize ourselves as a society. What? Politics is just how we organize ourselves as a society. Well then we shouldn't give a shit, just let somebody, get a good organizer in. You know, how do we make decisions about how we're gonna live together? So, Young people care about how college is paid for? Well, the truth of the matter is, is that the reason we even have- Shut up and listen for a sec- There's a point to this. I doubt it. Yeah, there is. Is that the reason we even have colleges is that at some point, there were politicians who said, you know what, we should start colleges. Okay. What?!

2:10:16 Uh-huh. There are some politicians out of the blue who said we should start some colleges. Would you like to find out more about these politicians who started colleges? Dating back to Abraham Lincoln, who started something called the land-grant colleges. And he understood that government should invest in people being able to get an education and have the tools to succeed. Well, you guys are the ones who are going to be using these colleges and universities. And if they are not getting enough funding from government, and your tuition goes up, and you've got more debt, you're the ones affected. So you better have a voice and know what's going on and who's making decisions about that. For that free money from politicians. Thank God. Thank God for- You're right. This was Megan's idea because it's a Google property. So we have people working in the government

2:11:05 colluding outside of you know business and not a fascist system but apparently it is because the first thing she does is she pushes a Google product YouTube onto the scene with this bullshit thing this this crap interviews yeah sorry I just I needed to sting there yeah the guy the clown the clown he didn't even remember what he asked the president because he was drunk scared he said he was scared And by the way, if you play that clip again, you know I don't want you to, but he says, I'm still being debriefed. Oh wow, I didn't even catch that.

2:11:43 Yeah, so in other words, well play it again and listen to this because that means that he can't talk about what he did because maybe they took something out or the whole thing was bullshit. And Hank Green, who was one of the YouTube stars to interview the president today, he has more than 2 million subscribers to his YouTube channel. We welcome all of you to the program. Hank Green, you just did a first of a kind sit down discussion with the president. How did it go? It went pretty well, I think, though to be honest, I don't remember very much of it because I was a little bit scared. Did anything stand out? Can you remember anything of it? Yeah, I've not had a lot of time to debrief because they've been shuffling me around and I get to talk to... So he's MKUltra? I have no idea what he is. But he's still getting debriefed. Still getting debriefed! I'm gonna show my salute by donating to No Agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fab.

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Knighting Ceremony, Suzhou China and Coax Cable of Crap

Sir Peter McConnell in Suzhou, China, is recognized for his donation while enjoying Laphroaig scotch and Duke Ellington. The hosts process several other donations, including those from William Durkin and the "Grand Duke" in Belgium. They celebrate listeners who have abandoned traditional cable television in favor of supporting independent media.

suzhou· lafroig· duke ellington· knighting· donations

2:12:42 Hey, good catch John, that was good. We have a few people to thank for show 690. We do. We're 10 shows away from 700 shows. 700 shows. And every single one of them we did without our spectacles. Without what? Never mind. Without a net. Sir Peter McConnell in Suzhou, China. Wow, that's nice. 14684. I have to read this since he's in Suzhou, which I've been to. Where is Suzhou? It's on the coast. It's one of the first industrialized, you know, modern... It used to be the silk capital or some damn thing. And by the way, that's Sir Peter to you. Sir Peter to me.

2:13:29 Yes, Sir Peter, douchebag check. As I last night sipping scotch LaFroig quarter cask for those interested in listening to Duke Ellington, I thought to myself, self, life is pretty good. I owe all of this to no agenda. Stop. I just want to hear that again. He's sitting there sipping scotch LaFroig quarter cask, listening to Duke Ellington and says to himself, self, Your life is pretty good and I owe this all to no agenda. There you go. Wow. I then checked my accounting and having not donated since September and being equally moved by the note from the anonymous producer in show 688 decided it's time to get moving on my baronetsy. Good.

2:14:16 So, okay. And he has a, he needs a... Repatriation karma. General douchebag for DHS. I'll do the karma for him, he deserves that. You've got karma. And we have some other douchebag calls coming up. Okay, we'll douchebag and karma the rest of these guys at the end. Yep. Anonymous in San Francisco, 12915. William Durkin in Greenville, South Carolina, 12358. We do have a birthday call out for him. And... Oh boy. Yo boy, boy, boy. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. So yeah, it's saying anything. I'm good. Just get it. I know what you're doing. He has a record of 33 wins, zero losses and one drop.

2:15:11 The Grand Duke. The Grand Duke in Belgium, of Belgium and France. One, two, three, four, five. He says, too many episodes behind. Sadly, I feel like I've been remiss for its contributions. Also, small token of my continuing appreciation of all the sterling work you guys do, providing incomparable news deconstruction analysis and just plain old fun times magicians of the B-P-I-T-U. And since he's the Baron Duke of Grand Duke, he wants a Boomshakalaka. Karma for the show's producers, which includes everybody on this list. Yay! Boomshakalaka! Boomshakalaka!

2:15:50 You've got karma. Nicole Arnold, Oceanside, California, 115. Sir Mark Milliman in Longmont, Colorado, $111.15. Anonymous in Palatine, Illinois, 107. Richard Bell, 99.99 there in Oklahoma City. David Cardena in Evergreen, Colorado, 99.99. James Murray in Houston, Texas, 91.91. Chad Gertz in Vancouver, Washington. 88, 88, 88, 88, 88. And he's K7CKG.

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Listener Birthdays, French Police State and QSO Party

Guillaume in France requests a "douchebag" call for his country's transition into a police state. The hosts announce several birthdays and remind the audience of the upcoming "QSO party" for amateur radio enthusiasts. They thank donors from around the world, including Ireland, Australia, and Canada, for their continued financial support.

theresa may· france· amateur radio· qso party· birthdays

2:16:31 QSO party next week. Jacqueline Mentzen in, what's it, Mention it says here, in Port Townsend, Washington, 7738, right down the street from me. Matt Frazier, Corinth, New York, 6969, just turned 42, we got you on the birthday list. Guillaume Ruch. in France, 6969. He just wanted you to say his name again and add France to the donation pool. Please douchebag my whole country for becoming a new police state. DOUCHEBAG! Yes, we do have very few French in France. And he also wants the Theresa May jingle. I should probably play that at the end. We haven't heard that in a while. Theresa May jingle? Yeah, the we need these rules. Oh, he wants it for our morning alarm? No, he just wants it just in general, I guess. I don't know. Whatever he wants.

2:17:28 What is it the Teresa May jingle, but you know the the new laws in Britain we need these laws It's like oh, you'll play it in the show. That's what I'm saying record the end of the show eggs I thought it was bomb bomb bomb. No I'd use for my phone We must kill them. There's a phone going off in the store. Oh, that's a good idea. Don't you think yeah? We need to kill them We need to kill them. I think that is your is your ringtone Yeah for the wife, but then I but I think if you get a text message it should be bomb them Bomb them and bomb them again. That should be your text message tone. Yeah, I think so I think we got something here. We can make a small business out of this very small Lucas very small Lucas grotors that Tucson Arizona 6666 James Burke in Derby UK

2:18:20 Now we do have a way we have a douchebag call out for Ruben James James a J I am a There you go that was from the douchebag caller from Lucas now We have another douchebag call out from sir dh slammer who donated 5533 Services last week got overlooked serious in the okay Okay, Sirrus in Lake Forest and Sam in Painted Cave are douchebags for not donating. And it's a drunk donation. Good work, Sir D. H. Slimer. Yeah, double hit there. Josh Mandel in Greenville, South Carolina, double nickels on the dimes. Howard Abraham in Rochester, Minnesota, 5510. Andrew Smoot... Don't mention his name.

2:19:07 says don't mention name yeah okay 51 15 say in leeds west york it's not it's sav sav mile from the screen i can't yeah sav sav in leeds brian matthews By the way, Sav has a birthday. Brian Matthews in Balbriggan, Dublin, Ireland. Wow. That's rare. 50 bucks. These are all 50 buck donors. Sandy Geisler in Watkinsville, Georgia. Macy Stolowski in Calgary, Alberta. Always there, Macy is. Always. Always. Fantastic. John McGinnis in Ringwood East, Victoria, Australia. Sir Bob...

2:19:52 Bogdan LeChandro, LeHendro is the way he wants it pronounced, which is the way to pronounce it, in Roanoke, Texas, sir. And last but not least, our buddy here, Sir Alan Bean in Oakland, Oaktown, California, that's it for today's show, 690. I want to remind people that we need continued support, and so if you have it within your means, please help us out by going to dvork.org slash NA. And for the next show next show is coming up. It'll be nice 6-9 or 1 and we'll do a jobs karma for everybody who? Jobs jobs jobs and jobs. Let's vote for job Very nice And thank you all everybody what both of the last two clips with the job shop shows the kids yeah, and then the last thing the karma was you've got covering and you know you had a date both

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Value-for-Value Model, Sir Clark of Carolina and Media Laziness

The hosts induct Wesley Clark as "Sir Clark of Carolina" into the No Agenda Table of the Round. They reiterate that the show's value-for-value model allows them to conduct deep research into topics like climate data and the background of international hostages—work they claim mainstream "union" journalists are too lazy to perform.

value-for-value· knighting· huzzah· journalism· dvorak.org

2:20:52 They dragged their asses at the end of the clip like there's something wrong with your clip machine. Oh really yeah I didn't hear that I did Maybe that was just Skype doing something weird It would be too much of a coincidence for it to be at the end of both clips I don't know what to tell you okay, but I don't know what to tell you other than I don't know what to tell you. Alright, you don't know what to tell me. Please, well I want to thank everyone who came in under $50 mostly for anonymity reasons but also a lot of people on the monthlies. Please check out our monthly subscription options. That really helps. It really does. That's a great way to participate. And of course, thanks to our executive producers and associate executive producers who we thanked earlier on in the program. Support us at the following web address.

2:21:48 I'm not sure if I messed this up on Thursday's show, but I definitely want to make sure I congratulate DJ Powerboy who has been helping me with the pre-streams for a good part of the past year. He celebrated his 41st birthday on the 23rd. Hopefully I didn't mess that one up. Happy birthday DJ Powerboy. William Durkin says happy birthday to his twin sister Beth and her son Patrick and himself celebrating, I guess all are celebrated yesterday. Matt Fraser also he turned 42 yesterday and Savin Leeds will be celebrating his birthday on January 27th. Happy birthday from all your friends, the staff and management and the interns at the best podcast in the universe.

2:22:33 Okay, then we have really only one knighting, but we have two changes. Let me just make sure I'm... everything's correct here. Yes. So that we have the Crown Brothers become the Barons of Babylon 5. Danebeth Borozan becomes Baronettes. And if you'll... there's mine. If you can grab your sword, John. Wouldn't she have Baronettes of something? She might have had a name, let's see, where would that have been? No. I got the letter right here in front of me, it doesn't say anything. Just Baronet? Oh, Dame Beth of... it would be Baroness of Baja, Arizona. Baronet, that's just what she used to be. Alright, we're good. And then we do have Wesley Clark, who... then we have all our blades out. Come on Wes, come on, step up! He has contributed...

2:23:30 To the no agenda show in the amount of $1,000 or more by going to Dvorak.org slash NA consistently and we are very happy to induct him into the table of the round for the Knights and the Dames and I hereby pronounce the K-D Sir Clark of Carolina. Welcome my friend. For you, Hookers and Blow, Red Boys and Chardonnay, Puppies and Taylors, Vintage Port, Hookers and Molly, Girlfriend Experience and Good Bourbon, Porn Stars and Pot, Bad Science and Perky Breasts. How about some hot pants and booze or our favorite mutton and meat always available for all of the knights and dames. Huzzah! Huzzah! Go to NoahGen... Wow. Go to NoahGenTheNation.com slash rings, pick up your well-deserved ring and make sure you tweet a picture when you're done. We love to do that. And thank you very much for supporting the work. It is the only way that we can ever do this program.

2:24:20 And because of your support of the program, I can do things like spend time trying to figure out where these bogative scientific claims came from. Which nobody else apparently wanted to do. Well, of course you were goaded into it. But nobody does any of this stuff. This is ridiculous. This is like the thing about this crazy Japanese guy that you read on today's show. Even Reuters isn't looking at their own reporting on it. Yeah. And part of that is just lazy. It's not laziness. It's lazy. It's just lazy. You're not going to get any better with this upcoming millennial group. Journalists are just phoning it in. They are phoning it in. There's no reason not to. You don't get paid by doing any more work than they do. It's all union anyway. The good ones. This is why our model keeps us on our toes. Yeah. All right.

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Russia Today, Saudi King Abdullah Death and Prince Charles

The hosts review Russia Today's (RT) coverage of the death of Saudi King Abdullah. RT highlighted the kingdom's poor human rights record and showed footage of Prince Charles performing a traditional sword dance with the Saudi royals. The hosts discuss the "flavor saver" facial hair of the new Saudi leadership and the hypocrisy of Western leaders mourning the monarch.

russia today· king abdullah· saudi arabia· prince charles· sword dance

2:25:15 I have a few more things. I'd like to kick it back to you, John. I'm kicking back. I'm watching a lot of Russia today because... Me too. It's hilarious because they just needle us. They're giving us the needle. Constantly giving us the needle. Of course, they were accused... I don't have the clip of it, but they were accused of being terrorists by the government. I actually do have some clips. You have the clips on the terrorist stuff? Of Poroshenko in Davo? Saying that Russia is behind it all and Russia killed everyone on MH 17. Yeah, I got that Oh, no, I was talking about the Voice of America guy. Oh, no, I'm sorry. No, I don't have the Board of Governors headed Boris is the greatest threats to our our Propaganda machine is Isis

2:26:00 the Al-Qaeda in Yemen and Russia Today. Really? Russia Today was one of our big terrorist networks? Yeah, the state guys did a whole segment on it. Oh, I didn't see that. Mocking them. And you don't have that? No, it's just borderline. for the show, but I do have this where they give it to us for being all in with the dead king of Saudi Arabia. And I do have one kind of offbeat clip that's a little different than what everyone else is saying, but play RT on the dead king giving us the needle. Oil prices have been particularly fluctuating after the death of the Saudi king on Friday. World leaders have been converging on Riyadh to pay tribute to the deceased monarch. But what legacy has he actually left behind? Well, when it comes to human rights, the late Saudi king has repeatedly come under fire. Beheadings, floggings are fanning the fury of the media and activists, though without any effect.

2:26:59 Saudi Arabia's reputation is also stained with countless accusations of women's rights oppression. However, some praised the former leader for improving the record by a notch. The kingdom though is also shelled with criticism over the lack of freedom of expression and migrants' rights abuses as well. It's over, Reagan. Well, the late Saudi king has made plenty of friends in the highest echelons of power over his almost decade-long rule. That is Prince of Wales right there back in February last year performing a traditional sword dance side by side with the members of the Saudi Royal Dynasty. What a great gig that guy has, huh? Did you, you had to see this video clip. He's doing a sword dance with the... Yeah, he's wearing full Saudi Barb.

2:27:42 With nothing underneath because just a headdress and dancing like and you know like a lame dancing with these guys it was too funny. Oh, what a fly in on your plane. You dance a little you drink you get hookers. I'm sure they got hookers Well, they must. RT on the Dead King 2 play, actually before he said I want to set this up, this is the second half of the clip, everybody that had, I watched all the news on this guy dying and how they got the new guy who looks a lot like him, the same little douchebaggy goatee and a little soul patch, only he's a little uglier, the new guy. And they said- We call that a flavor saver, John.

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Saudi Succession, Factional Instability and the House of Saud

The death of King Abdullah may lead to instability within the massive Saudi royal family, as hundreds of princes vie for influence. The hosts discuss the origins of the House of Saud, noting that the family essentially "made up" their royalty after taking control of the region. They suggest that the lack of a clear "heavyweight" successor could lead to internal friction and volatile oil prices.

saudi arabia· king abdullah· succession· house of saud· oil prices

2:28:27 They apparently put in place the next guy after this guy dies because he's not healthy. Oh yeah, they're good to go. And they got all these, and the reporting on CNN, on PBS, and all the rest goes like, the litany goes like this. Well, they've set it all up so nothing's going to change. Everything's going to stay the same. So everything is going to be fine. It's going to be hunky-dory. And it's all no policy. Don't worry about it. This will be great. And the Russia Today guy has a little different take. Abdullah, who died, was really the last heavyweight in the Saud family. Now it is a much larger family. There are many hundreds of princes who really want a piece of the cake or a greater piece of the cake. And there are no longer any heavyweights to keep the different factions in place. So, instability in Saudi Arabia could bring about

2:29:24 instability with regards to the price of oil. So whether the Saudi regime remains stable or not, it is still a cause of concern. Hey John, correct me if I'm wrong. I never heard this before. Well, no. Anyway, go on. These are royal families. This is not like royalty as we know it from, you know, Europe. They just made this up, right? It was just some Bedouin dudes and their tribe. It's a tribe. And they got the oil and then they became princes. Well, no, they got in control of the country, the Saud family. Right, right.

2:30:01 and then they just and they said now we're royalty. And they called themselves the Sauds. I mean, that's what Saudi Arabia is named after. The House of Saud. It should have actually been the guy who should have had that area. If you talk to the historians from anyone from the Middle East, they'll tell you that the guy, the King of Jordan should have been that area. He was like tricked into leaving town for something. Next thing you know, these guys took over and kicked the guy. He's like, hey man, there's some cool stuff over there. So long, sucker. But in the newsletter there were a couple things you mentioned which maybe we should talk about. And oh by the way, to answer your question, is it like, it's exactly the same bullshit. Yeah. Yeah, precisely. The House of Windsor. Yeah, the House of Saud, exactly. We have, so two things. We have the Bill and, the Mill and Belinda Gates

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Bill and Melinda Gates Annual Letter, Ford Sync and Yemen Coup

The hosts critique the annual Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation letter, describing it as boring and focused on promoting GMOs and vaccines. They also touch on the escalating crisis in Yemen, where a coup has led to the evacuation of government officials. The hosts note the strategic importance of Yemen's location near the Gulf of Aden.

bill gates· melinda gates· ford sync· gmos· yemen

2:31:12 Letter and by the way, there's this interview that who's that that love the lawyer the only lawyer I dislike from the verge Well, you know the guy the nilai Patel that guy he's a lawyer. Yeah, yeah he That's what he says. He interviewed Bill Gates. Bill Gates did a number of interviews. I guess this is because of the annual Mel and Belinda Gates letter from the foundation. And it was like 13 minutes. It was sponsored by Ford Sync, which is a Microsoft product. So the whole thing is... Ford's Drop Sync. It's the new Sync. It's Sync 3. Sync 3 was sponsored this interview on The Verge. I'm presuming that as a setup.

2:31:58 I don't know anyone using it, but go on. They'll be on tech news later. Yeah. And it was just a bit. I watched him like I can't even pull a clip from this is just me like going, yeah, yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. GMO is good. Yes. Oh, yeah. All this vaccines. It's just. So what was in the letter? Because I didn't read it. I guess you did. I read the letter. What's in the letter? I was going to you probably can link to it in the show notes. Of course. Of course. Nothing. It was the boringest piece of crap letter. I didn't even bring it up as a topic. It was so stupid. I don't even think Bill ever read it. Oh, the beginning of the letter is interesting because it changed persons. It's like, when Bill was a little boy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then we, what, wait a minute, we was a little boy and now it's we. And then I was sitting on his head and now it's we.

2:32:47 She was right. She was right. It's a very strange letter and it doesn't say anything and it's not worth reading. Okay. How about Yemen? We need to talk about the change in Yemen. I had a clip, I think for the last show. And I forgot to reclip it for this show, if you could discuss the Yemen thing, because every other news agency handles the story differently. Most of the European news agency claim that the coup is a done deal. I have Yemen.mp3. That must be it.

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Yemen Geopolitics, Houthi Rebels and Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula

The discussion focuses on the Houthi rebels in Yemen and their shared interest with the U.S. in fighting Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), despite their "Death to America" motto. The hosts joke about the "Stargate" in the Gulf of Aden and the "Byzantine" nature of Yemeni politics. They observe that the U.S. may be forced to work with groups it previously bombed.

yemen· houthi rebels· aqap· drones· stargate

2:33:45 planning on evacuating it, but there are two US ships in the Red Sea ready to do that if they have to. What is the significance of Yemen to our national interest, which I'm just going to say is obviously going to be natural resources? Is it purely because of its location to our allies? I think it's just its location to the Gulf of Aden, or whatever that Gulf is. Gulf of Aden with the... Where the Stargate is. Stargate is, yes. And you know when that Stargate opens, what comes out? I don't know, what? Fish. You know, they're going to put that on my tombstone. Fish.

2:34:30 Just fish, just a word. So of course we were friends with the guys running the place. Then the way we showed our friendship was by droning people. That's what we do. Hey, you want to be friends with us? We need to drone anybody? Yeah, we got some AQAPs over there who were probably messing with pipelines and just being annoying. And now we have the Houthis. By the way, I want to stop you because there's a moment, a moment. I'm looking down, I can see the tracks, the BNSF tracks. Do we have private cars coming by again? No, no, no. But it said started like about four minutes ago and is continuing. Oil tankers. Yeah, no grain, no nothing, all oil tankers. Yeah, there they go. Just thought I'd mention that so it was a moment. Could continue with the Yemen analysis. This Know Agenda, a leadist Warren Buffett moment brought to you by...

2:35:26 No agenda. No agenda. Show with no agenda. I was trying to find out a little bit more about the Huthis. I think that's how you pronounce it. No, Huthis. Well, they say Huthis, but it's H-U-T-H-I-S. Yeah, well, they pronounce it Huthis. What can I say? Everybody pronounces it hooties, so I'm gonna pronounce it hooties. I'm gonna pronounce it hoothies. Well you can pronounce it hoothies, you sound like a... Hoothies! Yeah, okay. I'm not gonna do it on street everywhere, I'm not gonna be like, hey hoothies, you know, be a hoothie. Hey hoothie, hoothie! And I don't do it in a gay voice either, that's unnecessary. I didn't do the gay voice, I just said hoothie. Hoothie! Do you know anything about the hoothies? Yeah, they've been around for a while. We bombed them, I think that was when the CIA was up there bombing them, trying to kill them. Yeah, we like them now.

2:36:12 Well, to a point, they still don't like us because their motto is still, Death to America. Ah, I got some analysis here from the State Department. Well, not really. It's from Human Rights Watch, which is funded by the State Department. So we'll just call it the State Department. Yeah, let's be honest about it. This is from the State Department of the United States. And this was on NPR. And it seems like maybe This is kind of groovy that we have the Houthis joining in here. Is there any hope that the United States and the West could continue working with them to fight al Qaeda in this country? Or does the U.S. fight against al Qaeda in Yemen fall apart?

2:36:51 Well, ironically, the one thing that we know the Houthis and the U.S. government have in common is that they both want to get rid of al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula. So it may not be entirely implausible to envision the Houthis in the United States joining in the fight against AQAP. There's something incredibly striking about this narrative that you have a country that that overthrows a leader during the Arab Spring. The United States is fighting terrorism there. The United States, in theory, might have to work with that former president who was ousted and a group that has called for death to America if they want to continue the fight against terrorism.

2:37:31 This is often the way Yemen is. Yemen's politics and intrigue makes the word Byzantine seem simplistic. We don't know if Yemen is really sliding into chaos or if it's just continuing to hover on the brink, but we do know that this is a serious challenge for the U.S. government. I got a kick out of what she said, too. I thought that was pretty funny. Yeah, no, no, I thought that was good. We know more about Yemen now. Not really. I've always wanted to visit Yemen Really? Apparently. Oh, there's some photographic Moments in Yemen that are out. I've seen yeah, you're just like you want to see these places Well, you should you should time that with the opening of the Stargate. I'm not a big fan of fish

CHAPTER 52 / 59 Discussion

Iran Currency Shift, Ukraine Bus Attack and Mercenaries

The Iranian Central Bank announced it will stop using the U.S. dollar for foreign trade, opting for the Yuan, Euro, and Ruble instead. In Ukraine, a horrific bus attack in Mariupol killed several civilians. Footage from the scene appears to show an English-speaking mercenary in camouflage shielding his face from cameras, suggesting Western involvement on the ground.

iran· us dollar· mariupol· ukraine· mercenaries

2:38:22 I think they're pissed off about some of the incurred because we were supporting the other guy and trying to screw that a lot of them were bombed by us by their drones. They're not going to change their Derek. I all of a sudden be our friends. No, we had to. Well, they would if we throw a ton load of money out of my suppose. Iran for that kind of money. I think we can be friends the Iranian Central Bank has now declared they will be moving away from the US dollar in foreign trade and they will be using and they will yes they will be using the Chinese won the euro Turkish lira Russian ruble and the South Korean won

2:39:07 This is not a good thing. This is a mistake on their part. This is usually how you... This is what just predates, pre... It's how you wind up dead. Well, you end up dead and your government's overthrown. Yeah. We already took a dry run at it with that, whatever it was, Lilac Revolution or Green, I don't know what it was called. The Green Revolution. Was it the Green Revolution? Mm-hmm. And, you know, we just could let him kind of go halfway and then we pulled back. We got nothing to do with it. I think that was a dry run. I think we're just to show them what could happen with social media. Hmm. Yeah, we have the weapon, everybody. Social media is our weapon. Stand back, people. All right. We had something horrible happen in Ukraine.

2:39:56 I was in Maria pole bus got blown up. My God, there's some hard. This is if you want to see real war video. This is what you need to go take a look at. This bus, they have, they're just walking around this bus and it's almost like it, it's the shell went through it and not everyone died, but oh, there's people sitting there dead in the, in the bus and people are walking in and looking around. There's a lady dead face down on the street and people are just walking by with their shopping bags. It's really kind of disturbing. And, um, and so there's one video, uh, right after the bomb and there's, and this is a, um,

2:40:38 a journalist, video journalist, and she's running around and then she sees someone in uniform and she's saying, you know, stop, I want to talk to you, I want to talk to you. And then remember, this is Mirapol, this is a warrior in a camouflage uniform with a weapon, AK-47. On my face, on my face, please. I'm sorry. It's an American. Please don't take videotape my face. Yeah Mercenary my face bitch. Is that what he said? I didn't say bitch. He said please no, I don't my face, please Yeah late again because he's a mercenary, you know, they're polite, but they will kill you On my face on my face, please and he shields his face from the camera because he's a mercenary British to me than American No, it's American. It's not not British. I and I looked at British. It doesn't sound British. It's not British. I

CHAPTER 53 / 59 Discussion

Petro Poroshenko at Davos, MH17 Claims and Prop Comedy

Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko appeared at the World Economic Forum in Davos holding a piece of the bus riddled with shrapnel. He used the prop to blame Russia for the attack and reiterated claims that a Russian missile brought down flight MH17. The hosts characterize Poroshenko as a "prop comic" using emotional appeals to secure international support.

petro poroshenko· davos· mh17· russia· prop comedy

2:41:41 So, well, this is, this is happening. This bus is really bad. Then we have Davo, which is the big drinking club there in, in Switzerland and everybody's hanging out. We all got took the jets and, and we have President Poroshenko of Ukraine, the, the chocolate king who was ushered in and who was given key spots to American operatives, the minister of finance, the woman who received her citizenship overnight to become the, minister of finance of Ukraine. And he has on stage, he has a piece of this bus riddled with explosive holes or whatever.

2:42:22 And he's showing that to accentuate... So they shipped a piece of the bus. They flew... and they must have flown it. They must have flown it in with a jet. Maybe it was a piece of shrapnel that actually landed in Davos. It's a pretty big piece. It's like the size of a briefcase. And, you know, he actually walks off the mic for a second to go get it. Someone hands it to him and it's just, you know, it's a piece of bus. It's... So he's a prop comic. Totally a prop comic. And that's what this is, of course, is about. I have here part of the Volnovakha bus with the hit of the fragments of the Russian missiles which hit in my people. By the way, there's a lot of people saying that this was not a Russian attack, but it actually came from the Ukrainian side. But that is always going to be the challenge is to find out who did what. And for me, this is a symbol, a symbol of the terroristic attack against my country.

2:43:23 The same way symbol like Charlie Hebdo and the same way symbol. I found this interesting that he says this is the same type of attack as Charlie Hebdo. Maybe in that it's terror, but very different groups and and related rationales and everything in between. Right. Like a terroristic attack which was done by Russian missile. operating by Russian officer against MH17. Oh, there we go. Without the black box information, no flight recorder data, he is now going to tell us that Russian missile operated by Russians brought down MH17. Thank you. A very light of Malaysian airplane, which were

2:44:11 Killed 298 innocent victims from 17 countries, which demonstrate that the terror is not a problem of Ukraine and even not the problem of Europe. This is a global problem. And the fighting against terror is our joint. We can demand our joint efforts and we can win the terror and we will win the terror. Win the terror Yeah, I thought was a poor choice of words myself United because we are not afraid no we are united yes, and the whole world now is Demonstrating the strong solidarity with Ukraine, and I wanna thank all of you for that. Thank you very much Yeah, so there you go Russia put the head brush it in every Russia blew up the bus Russia, but these Russian guys man

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Jen Psaki Briefing, RT Questions and State Department Deflections

Gayane Chichakyan of Russia Today questions State Department spokesperson Jen Psaki about whether the Ukrainian government is complying with the Minsk ceasefire agreement. Psaki deflects the questions, focusing instead on Russian intervention. Veteran reporter Matt Lee intervenes to point out the State Department's double standard in condemning rebel attacks while calling for "investigations" into Ukrainian shelling.

jen psaki· matt lee· russia today· minsk agreement· state department

2:45:05 And that's where I went over to RT, and one of my favorite RT personalities is the girl, uh, Gayane? She goes to the State Department briefings, the one that Matt's always in. Oh, the one that's in the audience. Yeah. Well, in the press corps. She's in the press corps. Yeah, that's what I mean. And so there was supposed to be the ceasefire between, you know, these are the Minsk agreements between Russia and between Ukraine or the Russian-backed separatists, the rebels, whatever it is today. And she made this little nice little package and I cut this down into a couple pieces and then got another piece from somewhere else. She calls out Jen Schake and says, you know.

2:45:48 You're always so sure that it's Russia, and you always say Russia did this, but when there's doubt where it might have been the Ukrainian side, you never immediately say it was the Ukrainians, we have to, oh, it's still being investigated. So she's trying to call Jen Psaki out. And do you think Jen takes kindly to this? Jan Saki, the redhead? No. I went to the State Department with a very simple and straightforward question. Do the actions of the Ukrainian government comply with the Minsk Agreement? Here's the answer.

2:46:44 from the Russian side. If there are specific incidents, I'm more than happy to talk about them. I'm specifically asking about the actions of the Ukrainian government. Can you give a more definitive answer whether or not they comply with the Minsk agreement? You're not talking about a specific incident. I think I'll leave it at what I said. And Oh, she did an okay? Did you hear that? Wow. Oh yeah. Okay. Under the agreement, sides must avoid deploying and using heavy artillery. Isn't it what the Ukrainian government is doing right now?

2:47:30 Well, first of all, let's start again with the fact that Russia has illegally intervened in Ukraine and come into a country that was a sovereign country. So I'm not sure if you're proposing that a sovereign country doesn't have the right to defend themselves. I think we're going to leave it at that. She's not going to be invited back, but luckily... Matt Lee to the rescue, everybody. It just seems to be that when the government of Ukraine is accused of shelling, of bombarding civilian targets, when that accusation is made, you refrain from... You say, let's have an investigation into it. And when there are incidents that you ascribe to the separatists,

2:48:19 There's an immediate condemnation. I think that's where these questions are coming from. I wouldn't say that's exactly what's happened. There are times where it's clear who is responsible. This is a case where there's going to be an investigation. Oh, okay. Well, Matt. Shut up, Slade. Shut up. All shut down. She was mad. She has strange breasts. I know, but I know. But she had this outfit on and it... She has strange breasts. Yes, I think it looks like she's up looking into it. I'll tell you. It looks like she has had a boob job, but they placed her nipples too high. Well, maybe she has had breast cancer or something. Oh, thanks. And you make me feel like a dick. I'm making you feel like shit. That was unnecessary. I would have looked into that before I started making these comments. Well, I throw it out there for research purposes.

2:49:16 You don't see a lot of pictures of that's why I saw it in this one video She had this particular outfit on and it just looked a little off. Yes some pictures if you just look at her for images She's got a net. She's looks like a mean-spirited person. Oh, yeah, I mean yeah, if you if you do what she says yeah, everything's fine Oh man. Yeah, I think this point's well taken. Even though I have to say that Doug Herbert, my favorite guy on VanCat... Oh yes, yes, Doug Herbert. He's actually throwing a little of the blame for all this. He says he's noticed, he thinks it's all Putin, that he cranks it up, turns it off, he says he gets control of a valve when it comes to the violence in this area.

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Hillary Clinton, Vladimir Putin Impression and 2016 Campaign

Hillary Clinton performed a mock conversation between Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev during a speech in Canada. The hosts critique her comedic timing and her "Bill Clinton-like" accent during the impression. They view the media's coverage of the event as a "free ride" for the presumptive Democratic front-runner for the 2016 presidential nomination.

hillary clinton· vladimir putin· dmitry medvedev· 2016 election· today show

2:50:01 I didn't clip it because it wasn't there. Well, I have one last clip then. This is the last, the final one I've got. This is Hillary Clinton who got a free ride from the Today Show. Is NBC the Today Show? Oh yeah. So they just put her in there and I actually clipped the lead in of Of this piece so you can hear what they're saying about her Hillary Clinton considered by many to be the front-runner to win the Democratic nomination for president in 2016 But if that doesn't work out, she may try her hand at comedy during a policy speech in Canada on Wednesday Clinton described a mock conversation With Vladimir Putin had with himself about becoming Russia's president again after initially leaving office. Take a look Vladimir

2:50:52 You think you'd like to be president again? I think I'd do it actually. Why don't we just go announce it? We'll tell Dmitry that he could be prime minister. Excellent, excellent idea. We have a process, yes. There you go. Now, what did you think of Hillary's... I got a big laugh out of that. What do you think of Hillary's impersonation there? She sound like Bill. I think she sounds a little more like her husband. Yeah, right? Mm-hmm. That's exactly right. You nailed it. Yeah, because that's what's because it was Bill Clinton who was probably sitting there and telling him what to do. Exactly. Who knows? I have two clips left. I got a couple more, but I think Julian wants to report. We're gonna run out of time. You mocked me earlier.

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Alberto Nisman Murder, Argentina and Iran Deal Allegations

Argentine President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner backtracked on her initial claim that prosecutor Alberto Nisman committed suicide, now stating she is convinced he was murdered. Nisman was investigating the 1994 AMIA bombing and had accused the President of trying to cover up Iranian involvement in exchange for trade deals. The hosts note the role of social media in forcing the President's change of stance.

alberto nisman· cristina fernandez de kirchner· argentina· iran· amia bombing

2:51:41 I did. So I want to play the Argentina murder clip with apparently the head of Argentina, the woman that runs the country, the president, she now agrees that the guy was murdered. The guy doing the investigation. Yeah, the prosecutor who was trying to out her. Well, more or less. But just listen to this and then I have a comment and then I just mock you back. The president of Argentina says she's now convinced that the death of a senior prosecutor was not suicide as she had initially believed. Alberto Nisman was found shot dead in his apartment on Sunday. The 51-year-old had been investigating the 1994 bombing of a Jewish center in which more than 80 people were killed, as Wira Davis reports now from Buenos Aires.

2:52:28 Remembering the dead. 21 years after a huge bomb attack on a Jewish cultural centre in Buenos Aires, a new name has been added to the list of victims. Alberto Nisman, the prosecutor who had been investigating the 1994 bombing. Many here think he was killed for getting too close to the truth. 85 people died when the center known as Amir was destroyed, a soft target at the heart of one of the biggest Jewish communities outside Israel. Although no one has ever been successfully prosecuted, suspicion has long focused on Iran and its ally Hezbollah.

2:53:15 Prosecutor Nisman went even further. He accused senior figures, including the Argentine president, Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, of trying to do a deal with Iran, agreeing to absolve it of blame in return for lucrative trade agreements. Earlier this week, Nisman was found dead at his luxury Buenos Aires apartment. Initially, the president suggested Nisman committed suicide, but she backtracked, accepting via social media that it was most likely a case of murder. Social media. Yeah, it was social media. Everyone starts tweeting about something, then she backed off. Oh, okay, I made a mistake.

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Etymology of Tea vs Chai, Chinese Trade Routes and Starbucks

An educational segment explains that the global words for "tea" are split based on how countries historically traded with China. Countries that traded by sea (like the Dutch and English) use words starting with "T" (Tea, Thee), while those that traded by land (like Russia and India) use words starting with "CH" (Chai, Cha).

tea· chai· etymology· china· trade routes

2:54:01 Yeah, this is the today's world. This is our weapon, social media. Yeah, which is what was going on with this stupid Obama deal. Now I have an educational clip that we could play just before the end of the show that I think is interesting, at least it was interesting to me. Is it called educational clip? Because I don't see it then in that case. No, it's called... It's called tea versus chai. Oh, okay. People need to know this. I'm telling you, this is the price of admission for this show. You would not know any of this if it wasn't for this clip. And I will say right off the bat, I have always thought chai was just a Starbucks way of saying tea.

2:54:49 wrong. Was there anything that you really wanted to put in there? A little aside, a story, anecdote that you didn't get to put in there? I never, I didn't get the history of tea into there. Tea is a good one. So, so just in one sentence, languages of the world are split and whether the word for tea starts with a T or it starts with a CH. So, cha which we think of as masala chai, this Indian drink. Chai is the word for tea in Russian and in Mongolian and in Hindi and all these languages. But lots of languages like English and French and Dutch have a word starting with the T. And it turns out, languages that traded with China by sea, their languages start with a T. Languages that traded with China by land, they got the word from the dialects that have a CH at the beginning and their words for tea start with a CH.

2:55:34 So you can tell the history of how countries interacted with China just by the first letter of their word for tea. Huh? Huh? Huh? Well, so I was right. Starbucks interacts by sea. Yes. Starbucks interacts with China by land. Yes. Well, it's true. The Dutch, of course, were seafaring nations. So they say, Tay. Which is T-H-E-E. Huh, I didn't know that. I didn't either. That's why I thought it was a fascinating education clip which I'd like to contribute to the show every so often. This is a very good thing. Are you doing the This Week in Tranny's? No.

CHAPTER 58 / 59 Discussion

Healthcare.gov Data Leak, Ford Active Noise Control and The Imitation Game

The hosts cover three tech news items: the Obama administration's reversal on sharing consumer data from Healthcare.gov with private advertisers, Ford's use of "active noise control" to play fake engine sounds through car speakers, and historical inaccuracies in the film "The Imitation Game." They note the movie ignores the Polish cryptologists who first broke the Enigma code.

healthcare.gov· hipaa· ford mustang· the imitation game· alan turing

2:56:13 I have some tech news you want to do though, but you can we can save it if you want I mean I'd rather save it because I don't have any tech news I have three pieces of tech news. I got like some tech news just to go you want to do tech news just real briefly why now we might as well The way I see it the only good phones a landline and the phone should be made out of Bakelite Three pieces of news for you. Okay here. We go number one I have not seen this discussed, but we should have talked about it actually on the Thursday, that healthcare.gov, the Affordable Care Act, i.e. the Obamacare website... Yeah, there's a big deal. Yeah, they were taking... They had all kinds of trackers and bugs that were... Yeah, and selling the mailing list. Selling it. Yeah, which is illegal.

2:57:03 And here's the latest update. Actually, the headline, this is from AP, Obama administration reverses itself on release of consumer data from healthcare.gov. That's a nice way of putting it, but that's not exactly what happened. Associated Press confirms the administration made changes to the website to scale back release of consumers' personal information to private companies that analyze internet performance and sell ads. This should be The top of the news. Yeah, there are the HIPAA. There's real there are real laws on the books about doing this kind of stuff Yeah, I know they were sending age income zip code tobacco use if a woman is pregnant or not Right, which is confidential medical it's totally confidential and it was in the West hard-coded in the URLs, which is the funniest thing morons

2:57:58 So that to me should be tech news at the top of the list and number two on my list. I did not know this apparently Ford in particular Have you know when you I drove an EcoBoost Ford a couple weeks ago, okay? And you kick it down like, brrrr, and then the engine comes to life. Apparently, all of these automobiles have active noise control systems that amplify the engine through the car speakers. Did you know any of this? No. They have entire processed sound clips that play through some hidden speakers as well, particularly in the Mustang, the 2015 Mustang, to give you that growl because the engines don't make that sound anymore. And they're admitting to this. I had no idea that this was going on. I didn't know this either. This is news to me. That is worth investigation.

2:58:57 And then finally I had a chance to watch what's that movie the about the Enigma machine I watched it on one of Mickey's Screen years. Yeah, what's the name of the movie imitation of something or yes, okay? Yeah the imitation The light yeah, whatever imitation game. It's about it's about the Enigma machine. Yeah, it's about Turing isn't it? What's about the Enigma machine? Okay? It's about an enigma. Okay. I didn't see it so mm-hmm well if you if you know anything about the Enigma machine, if you know anything about the history of, well, of course, of the Great Wars, and how important this was to, you know, to crack the code and to be able to, to understand German intelligence. Do you know who really first cracked this code and who were instrumental in, in this entire process of... The Australians.

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Enigma History, Show Sign-off and Episode Outro

The hosts conclude the show by emphasizing the role of Polish mathematicians in cracking the Enigma machine, a fact omitted by Hollywood. They sign off from Austin and Silicon Valley, reminding listeners to return for the next episode on Thursday. The segment ends with a series of audio stings, including a Joe Biden clip and the "Adios mofo" sign-off.

enigma machine· poland· adam curry· john c. dvorak· joe biden

2:59:51 The polls. The Australians? It was the polls. Okay. It was first broken by the Polish Cypher Bureau. And if you go to the Wikipedia entry about the Enigma machine, the polls are mentioned in this article, let me see. Well, that's where Copernicus came from. I mean, the Polish history, they're very strong mathematicians. Yeah, it was three Polish cryptologists and the names are here, Radzewski, Roziski, and Zygalski. There's 22 references alone in the article to the Poles, the Polish clock method. Guess how much reference in the movie about... None. Exactly, exactly. Zero.

3:00:35 Zero! Yeah. That's no good. No, no, that movie is a piece of shit. They shouldn't give it one award at all. Thank you. That's my point. That is my point. That's horrible. That's Hollywood lying to us in any way they can. Yeah, who do you- who needs publicity this week? Let's do this. Who does need publicity this week, John? We do. Yeah, we do indeed. Please, people, help us out. Dvorak.org slash NA is where you can do that. And, uh... Nice day here in Austin. I think we'll go out for a little walk. How about you? I am going to do... Well, let's see. I don't know. Oh, I've got to move some equipment. I gotta change out some printers and do some other stuff. Oh, I hate it when that happens. Lung. Yeah. It's boring crap. Yeah, work to do. And it's getting hot though. It must be 80 today. Really? Yeah, all of a sudden. I mean, it's really hot. I gotta open some windows in a minute. Oh, it's nice here. It's very nice.

3:01:39 Coming to you from FEMA Region 6 here in the capital of the drone star states. In the morning everybody, my name is Adam Currier. And from Northern Silicon Valley where we're into an endless drought which will somehow be exploited by the government to take money from us. I'm John C. Dvorak. Sulfuric acid. Join us again on Thursday everybody right here on NO Agenda. and her head is gone. It was worth it. It was worth it. Bomb them, bomb them, and bomb them again.

3:02:34 I'm Joe Biden and thank you for taking the time to listen. Adios, mofo.