Topic: Knights And Dames

A lengthy segment is dedicated to reading the notes and credits of Executive and Associate Executive Producers who donated $200 or more. The hosts acknowledge the "Commodores" of Episode 1700, granting titles and "de-douching" listeners. They discuss various personal stories from donors, including career changes, anniversaries, and health updates.

The show celebrates several listener birthdays and reviews reports from recent meetups in Tom's River, New Jersey, and Boston, Massachusetts. Upcoming events are announced for Denver, Colorado, and Albany, California, where one of the hosts will appear in person. The segment emphasizes the "Connection is Protection" mantra, encouraging listeners to organize their own local gatherings.

A formal knighting ceremony is held for high-level donors who contributed $1,000 or more. New titles include Dame Valentine of the Blue Bird Powder Region and Sir Mike Knight of All Traditions. The ceremony concludes with the traditional "Hookers and Blow" and "Mutton and Mead" celebratory calls.

In a formal knighting ceremony, "Dame Dra of the Steel Balls" and "Sir Acid of the Candanavian Woods" were inducted into the No Agenda Round Table for their contributions of $1,000 or more. The ceremony included the traditional list of "perks," such as "Maryland Crab Cakes" and "Bong Hits and Bourbon." The hosts thanked the new knights for their spiritual and financial support of the program.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak discuss the financial difficulties of producing the show during the summer months and thank their high-tier donors. They share travel plans for their return from France to Texas and mention the "burkini" controversy and the changing restaurant scene in Saint-Raphaël.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Lou the Shoe, who contributed $1,000 or more to the program. He is granted a seat at the "round table of the Knights and Dames." The ceremony includes the traditional long list of humorous pairings, such as "Crickets & Cream" and "Bad Science and Perky Breasts," to welcome the new knight.

The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for several high-value donors, granting them titles such as "Dame Sarah" and "Sir Mike Crotch." They also acknowledge several birthdays and a wedding anniversary. The segment includes the traditional list of "rewards" for new knights, such as "hookers and blow" and "mutton and mead."

The hosts acknowledge the album artwork for episode 612 and thank the "Value for Value" producers. A significant donation from Australia mentions a new "deficit levy" being introduced by the Australian government, which the donor describes as a tax by another name. The segment includes the reading of executive producer credits and a discussion on the early end of the college school year in May.

The hosts celebrate Dame Tanya's birthday and clarify her place of employment at "Corso" in Berkeley. A formal knighthood ceremony is performed for "Sir Eric M. the Asshole," and listeners are reminded to order their knight rings and visit the No Agenda store.