Topic: Lagavulin

A formal knighting ceremony bestows new titles including Baron, Baroness, and Viscount upon various donors. The hosts describe a symbolic "Round Table" feast featuring John C. Dvorak's favorite foods, such as flank steak, basmati rice, and Costco wine, alongside more eccentric items like "peppery ants" and "squeaky cheese." Listeners are directed to a dedicated website for ordering their official rings.

Sir Combat Rock of the Idaho Highlands is knighted and discusses his custom rifle business, Benfield Precision. He mentions receiving orders for No Agenda-themed rifles from fellow producers and requests a celebratory dram of Lagavulin 16.

Vincent Padula, known as "Vinnie from Brooklyn," is knighted as Sir Vincenzo, Blind Knight of Kings County. His contribution is celebrated with a request for Lagavulin 16 scotch and Kerrygold Dubliner cheese at the virtual roundtable. The segment highlights the diverse geographic and professional backgrounds of the show's executive producers.

A producer from Idaho promotes his custom rifle building business, BenfieldPrecision.com, offering discounts to fellow No Agenda producers. The hosts discuss the value of custom firearms as long-term investments and tools for self-reliance. The segment includes a "number station" jingle and a toast to small business owners.

Patrick Brennan from Munich contributed $199.12 to celebrate the birth of his first child and requested the "de-douching" of Mitch Bedron. Other donors, like Paolo Tosciani, sent contributions while enjoying Lagavulin single malt, seeking karma for family business ventures. The segment also addresses listener requests to decode Morse code from other broadcasts and mentions the hosts' complicated relationship with Adam Carolla's show.