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00:00 I'm important here, i'm from the news. Watching the final acts and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier Boston, Texas capital of the drone star state. In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from northern Silicon Valley where hey there's Gina Haspel walking across the street! I'm John C. Dvorak It's crackpottingbrothel in the morning No man you missed the memo man she's dead died of natural causes

00:42 She's dead, she was shot. She's a kid mo'. No no... My favorite- She's been arrested as a traitor I've got the list! Yeah my favorite of the conspiracies this week has got to be the boot on Joe Biden's foot because that conceals the ankle bracelet monitor so he cannot escape I was like, Joe Biden couldn't escape anywhere. Here he goes! But then this is where it gets cool... Then there's all these posts of Hillary Clinton and John McCain all with the same boots exact same model with their foot problems It is a beautiful time to be a podcaster ladies and gentlemen

01:30 We're talking about, for anyone who doesn't bother looking at these stupid sites. We're talking about this stuff that went on like in the last day or two and I would recommend to anyone who wants to have a good time Yeah! To go to Google and type in Gina Haspel, the director of the CIA, Gina Haspel Frankfurt Yes And just read the first 20-30 posts They are hilarious She was shot in Frankfort at The Server Farm we all know this She was shot, she was arrested for treason. My favorite one is that she was... Actually I didn't make a copy of this post but

02:13 She was arrested for treason and then she was gonna be hauled to Gitmo. Yeah, yes! And then she said I can't take it anymore trained operative...I can't take it anymore I don't want to go to Gitmo I'll tell you everything you need to know and she turned states evidence oh yeah he's got all the goods on that on the election fraud well you know they're putting her in the same cell as Obama because he was arrested too Oh, I didn't know. Obama's being arrested? Yeah, that's why he's showing up on all these Zoom calls they just changed the background so we can do a zoom call with Steph Curry and yeah come on man yes before we do anything

03:01 Before we destroy anymore. Colleague, colleague Dvorak congratulations 1300 episodes of this podcast Yes! We did it It's an average of a hundred a year I guess pretty much And we never had a fight Yeah, that's exactly it. This is the podcast that is produced by the community That supports it. That's why everyone who listens whether you know it or not You're a producer and there's a producer in all of us time talent treasure and that has kept us going for 1300 episodes Here's to 1300 more

03:52 Yeah. So, uh... You want to start with some COVID? Let's give people the money's worth right up front No I stop-I stop. I want to start off with a kind of question Okay This always baffles me because this morning for breakfast i had a piece of apple pie and I picked up some British double cream The heavy cream It's not heavy cream, it's just like a solid. Clotted cream? No clotted cream is even stronger but double cream is pretty much like clotted cream only

04:38 I don't see to be honest about double cream. Okay, just so I'm not familiar with double cream But I am happy looking was supposed to one layer lower but it seems like clotted cream if you ask okay? I'm very happy that we're Postponing kovat for the crease Well the question is this is a British product. It is this phenomenal product mm-hmm. It's a clotted cream Double Cream As far as I've never had double cream before but it looks like clotted cream to me, but it's like a solid Cream. It's like you could take that with the spoon and it's like solid is and it's like a piece of ice cream only never melts Okay, now I'm visualizing Don't Americans make this product even though we do in the form of cool whip whip whip yes

05:30 It's just beyond me. This is a fabulous product on a piece of cake or pie I think this is quite a travesty Look at your cream, baby Mmm, yum! It's beyond me why this doesn't exist in the United States as a normal product Well, well this is an opportunity for your entrepreneurial spirit No Alright onto COVID then As we're drawing to the close of something and the start of a dark winter, A very dark winter indeed. But first we must add the most recent douchebag to the list of coincidentally

06:19 Democratic politicians who have thwarted their own regulations. We saw Nancy Pelosi in the hairdressing dressing of the hair salon with no mask, Gavin Newsom with his buddies hanging out not socially distanced at a fancy restaurant and laundry Austin Texas has to keep its tarred roots going ladies and gentlemen Steve Steven Adler joins the list mayor of Austin. Most nights Mayor Steve Adler updates Austin on the coronavirus pandemic from his home office. This is not the time to relax November 9th looked different in a pre-recorded video from his family's timeshare in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Adler urged Austinites to stay home. We may have to close things down if we're not careful

07:07 Adler now saying he regrets traveling by private plane with his family to Mexico after his daughter's wedding, saying in part, my fear is that this travel even having happened during a safer period could be used by some as justification for risky behavior. On November 10th the day after Adler's video from Mexico Austin Travis County public health officials warned of a significantly worsening situation At the time, Austin-Travis County was at stage three risk which recommends avoiding gatherings of more than 10 people. The mayor says he didn't violate any of his own orders or orders from the governor though 20 people did attend his daughter's outdoor wedding before that trip to Mexico. Knight was in a webinar with Adler when news first broke of his trip to Mexico He said he has supported family units dining out like when his daughter got married and joked I'm about to spend the next 24 hours defending that

07:59 Yes, well he's spending more than 24 hours defending it and here's the only piece of his Well, he's not sorry actually. He throws a performative at the citizens and residents of Austin I'm sorry. I took that trip It was a lapse in judgment And I want you to know that I apologize oh yes Thank you We know that you apologized so yeah well You know she has you know? Yes another one There's another one to add to the list? I don't have a clip for it, but... London Breed. Yeah The mayor of San Francisco was busted Same thing Big party at guess where French Laundry The French laundry again Oh man Just a couple days ago And so she goes off and does this and she claims one thing or another They didn't have the photos like they did if knew somebody you can assume it was pretty much the same kind of a party

09:01 But a couple of things come to mind here with these three. What kind, I mean these people are spendthrift they can't even for five minutes not go to the French Laundry for example should be mentioned is one of the most expensive restaurants in the entire world Yeah you're not out there under four or five hundred bucks ahead Without wine. Yes It's very easy to drop a two-person dinner is very easy to drop $2,000 yes very easy And this is the mayor of San Francisco. And you have your mayor going to Kabul... Private jet! You have to wonder if these people are just partying 24-7 all the time and it's just they can't take it, I can stay here in the office? I have to go to the French Laundry and drop a few thousand bucks and party with my friends. What are they doing when there's no lockdown?! Right

10:02 My goodness. It's really... workers and blowers! These people are deplorable Yeah, yeah Adler had his daughter's wedding 20 people that double the recommended amount of 10 he lives at the W Hotel when he is in Austin and jets off to Cabo to their family timeshare makes it sound so cheap we're taking the jet to our timeshare sure But this is exactly why people are revolting and not that people are revolting, they are revolting. Those are the people who are revolting! They're revolting! The revolt is amongst the people

10:46 Last night, a restaurant in Staten Island people gathered and refused to let the sheriff shut it down. I don't know how successful they were but people are coming out and this happened just the other day A live news shot in Kalamazoo Michigan It was actually kind of nice because typically if it were more of network news shot When someone's in the background yelling, you know the news model would just say... Well that's... Shut up! I'm important here. I'm from the news In this case, the guy, the newscaster on the scene turns around and says what's up bro? And it's a restaurant owner who is well... This is the sentiment now. Details on why the judge said no. Are you are you the owner?

11:39 stimulus money and gave it to who? Special interest groups and campaign donors. I'm Dave Morris, I own the place. So what's going on? What's going on you know what's going in! Tell me, you tell me! Hey we got a government that has taken the stimulus money, they gave it to special campaign donors. They gave it to special interests. They abandoned me and then put me in a position where I have to fight back okay? So do you feel that this is the right thing to do? Absolutely! I feel everybody needs to stand up hey listen there was enough money to give every family every family in this country $20,000 to go home for two months they chose to give it to special interest and campaign

12:19 the Kennedy Space Center, and they abandoned us. You could have given me money I'd gladly walk away for 60 days and let this virus settle down. I'm gonna do it alone okay? Are you going to continue to violate the state's orders and stay open- State order this isn't a lawyer This is conspiracy This is a tyranny What do you want to tell other restaurant owners who- Wake up stand up this is America be free Yeah, so yeah. Well this is what's happening this is how people feel and I'd go out and support my restaurants for the same reason if they're in trouble which you know we haven't shut our state down like the rest of them are well yeah but they haven't shut down again at least there's some struggle. Except the fresh laundry, the fresh laundry is doing okay So that's your local news let's go to CBS

13:08 their overview, this is just a general overview but gives you an idea of how they view the situation. Millions of Americans are now home after Thanksgiving trips to see family and friends. Everybody was masked but it's just nervous sitting next to everybody Health officials warned against gathering for the holiday Now many are getting tested for COVID-19 We had a few people over just to be safe Hospitalizations are already at record highs in 33 states. We may see a surge upon us. 33! Officials with the White House Coronavirus Task Force say it will get worse If your family traveled, you have to assume that you were exposed and you became infected and you really need to get tested in the next week I love that Deborah Birx if you traveled then you should presume that you're infected

14:04 I'm Adam Curry. I am familiar with the doctor's thinking she's really thinking you dirty nasty scummy plebs, you're infected You are so stupid to travel now she does her news hits with a mask on Please lady this is the full. This is her full appearance capacity Is there to backstop overwhelmed hospitals well so that is obviously all of our concerns? Size let's just be honest for one second here about the overwhelmed hospitals we have almost a million hospital beds in the United States and

14:44 10% is now filled with COVID-19, which is not just people who have whatever this bug is but people who have other issues and COVID-19. They're running understaffed! This is not a breaking point. This is totally crap, every hospital worker they all email continuously it's normal and then we can have a lot more And that's why were really asking states and mayors to test for impact and consider vaccinating for impact We know who's at highest risk, making sure that all of those individuals are tested. We know people may have made mistakes over the hospitalization time period. So if you're young and you gathered, you need to be tested

15:34 about five to 10 days later, but you need to assume that you're infected and not go near your grandparents and aunts and others without a mask. We're really asking families to even mask indoors if they chose together during Thanksgiving and others went across the country or even into the next state And if you're over 65 or you have comorbidities and you gathered at Thanksgiving, if you develop any symptoms. You need to be tested immediately because we know that our therapeutics work best with our antivirals and our monoclonal antibodies work best Very early in disease. So we're really asking governors and mayors to make testing more available so we can prevent people having to be hospitalized But obviously, we're deeply worried We're over 90 thousand in patients right now if we have a surge two weeks What'd she say here? Hold on a second. I heard something weird very early

16:29 early in disease. So we're really asking governors and mayors to make testing more available so we can prevent people having to be hospitalized, but obviously were deeply worried where over 90,000 in patients right now if we have a surge two weeks on top of that even when we are starting to see some improvement I appreciate the you have mayor from Detroit on there really all these mayors are working to decrease their number cases and getting to apply it to and now we could have a fourth search Ugh, it's just full of gobbledygook. Now it's a fourth surge! We haven't even determined the second surge and you know you're infected Just assume your infected because you didn't follow my rules And we're gonna shame you on a local level Oh yeah oh yeah You traveled you traveled you traveled you infected person

17:21 Good evening. Well, we're obviously not seeing the types of crowds that we would normally expect at O'Hare on a Sunday after Thanksgiving but still quite a few people coming into arrivals here tonight many of them though did not want to talk with us on camera they said they didn't want their employers know that they had traveled saying they were scared, they would be travel shamed by their friend. Yeah, so travel shame! By the way this may be a good thing because if people are being shamed they maybe too afraid to get a test because then have to live with the shame of being a Trump supporter if you test positive this is the level that it's gone to did you catch that clip our producer sent us of the ESPN reporter?

18:07 You might not have. This is ESPN reporter wailing on Bronco quarterback Dan Orszewski, who tested positive for COVID. Listen to this shaming episode Things more expensive than a missed opportunity. And that's what this was for the backup quarterbacks and really the starter for the Denver Broncos as a young player, as a young backup quarterback in the NFL used to pray to God for just a chance to get on the field because sometimes your opportunity is just luck that it just happens that you get a chance to start in the NFL and so many guys never get that chance and they have a year or two career and then they're gone

18:46 Guys like Brett Rippin and Blake Bortles who's trying to get back into the NFL, and Drew Locke. For you guys not to do the simple thing of wearing your mask is a shame on you! You can't sit there and go man I wish I would have gotten my chance. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!!! And you blew it because you couldn't do something as simple as having self-discipline to follow the protocol that's handed down from the NFL. You can't go home and tell your buddies or tell your girlfriend, or tell your wife I never got my opportunity. Yeah, you did! You blew it because you couldn't wear a mask. Andrew Locke this is the most concerning thing I've ever seen from you since you've come into the NFL how can I trust you? To

19:26 CEO of the billion-dollar company that I run and you can't wear a mask. I don't care if you don't want to, iIdon't care If you don't like it And I don't care if you agree with it You have to do what you have to do to do what you want to do and this is a missed opportunity By all the quarterbacks for the Denver Broncos you let down your team you let down yourself shame shame on you Oh man Who is that? He's some dude from ESPN. It sounds like Rick, it sounds like that one guy Bayless Oh could be I don't know a producer sent it to me actually I thought you would have had it because I don't know what the hell I'm talking about but I can understand what that was and also... The guys should be fired immediately from ESPN

20:10 And people need to know that... By the way, can you just a quickie thing. Can you turn make these clips louder? That was I think that was an out of phase clip yes i will turn it up yeah I think it was all low oh really okay hold on second how's this one two checky 2 1 2 am I better than your sound fine okay well Oh! It is just the clips. Well then what difference does it make? Really what your problem No, it's the... but people somehow have not understood that if you get COVID it is not because you're a bad person. It's not because you didn't follow the rules necessarily You can get it! But this shaming is saying hey, you got it so therefore you clearly didn't follow the rules

21:03 Yeah, that's what it says. That's what they're doing. They're trying to do well this we've picked we picked up on this early I know but we got to continue monitoring this good now you have to turn your speakers down a little bit Sorry, that's just for me anyway back to tip back to the hospitals in this story again We're just going to round two the hospitals they want money and They are money churning machines. They're currently understaffed because, and we get to the vaccine part they don't even want their people taking vaccines or yes vaccines because then you know I'm sorry, taking tests because if someone tests positively then they have to shut down parts of the ward and they'll be even more understaffed. Or in the case of some situations like when Mimi thinks she may have had it she lost her sense of taste and smell and she wouldn't have the test because she knew that if you tested positive they'd shut down the county! And they'd whisker into the ventilator and kill her

22:03 Well, possibly but well if well let me take a little side step here. Oh boy I opened the Kraken you did this do this do the Alex Jones kill you clip oh my You brought AJ to the party. Happy 1300! over half those that died of COVID in the nursing homes, murdered them. Wouldn't let their families in while they brought patients sick with other diseases in who were healthy but asymptomatic to kill them all tested now they're gonna upscale it again and again and again if you go to one these centers...they will kill you! Man Bill Hicks is still good

22:59 Well, I got a bunch of these clips so when you're ready. Okay hold on! I will circle around to that for sure. I had a little different take on it... It's the old problem reaction solution. So, problem we're running out of beds it's a pretty well understaffed really it's just the way they're running the hospital so that your problem we get the news media all infected stay home don't travel you can do at hospitals save say the hospitals And right on cue, here's a stimulus. Which of course none of will go to you. President-elect Joe Biden and other top Democrats say they do support a new bipartisan COVID 19 relief bill We're still waiting to hear if Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell will back this plan as well It establishes $300 per week jobless benefit sends billions to state and local governments

23:55 and it revives paycheck protection subsidies but it does not include a second stimulus check for individuals. So there you go, no money for you but we'll make sure everyone has their piece especially the ambulance companies I'm saying they don't need it but they don't care and really don't have all of places considering the pandemic that would be in good solid shape would be the ambulance companies as you'd think So why would they get money? I have no idea. These things, there's scamming going on and we all know it that's okay Andrew Yang has a good idea he does want to get money to the people He of course is Mr Universal Basic Income he thinks at $1500 a month will be great for everybody if you wanna get an OnlyFans account earn some money on the side you can

24:50 But you don't have to forfeit any of that money. And so he knows how we can fix it We all know that it's vital that a critical mass of Americans get vaccinated So we can return to some degree of normalcy, but we also know that there is a lot of skepticism So we should put our money where our mouth isn't say look if you get the vaccine will give you $1,000 $1500 Because we're asking more and more folks to stay home and stay out of their places of employment because coronavirus infection rates are increasing. So we should be sending money to people right now, but certainly we should be putting our money where our mouth is where these vaccinations are concerned. I'm all in! I think you should get $3,000 if you take it go for it

25:37 But there's all kinds of issues, as usual. Some of this for the old-time No Agenda producers who have been around for hundreds of our episodes you go like wow that sounds kind of familiar As we know there is no indemnification... The pharmaceutical companies are indemnified against lawsuits from what they call biologics, which include vaccines. So you can't sue them now there is a fund and the fund pays out reasonable amounts but specifically for the coronavirus and the coronavirus vaccine, the assortamanta vaccines it will cap out at $200,000 per death

26:23 So it's not really a great deal. What if you end up paralyzed with the heebie-jeebies? I mean, what's the cap for that? It's all under 200 grand but you're still gonna have to go to court and you know... You have to go through the vaccine court And people are catching on to this, lo and behold. A sign over I-40 in Durham is catching a lot of attention from drivers This is the sign that's posted on the pedestrian bridge on Fayetteville Road It reads COVID 19 Vaccine makers are exempt from liability. We took our questions to a local infectious disease doctor, he says drug makers are protected from liability of any potential injuries caused by their vaccines if we find out three years from now that it turns your hair purple you're not going to be able

27:10 to sue Pfizer or Moderna because you now have purple hair. Like that is not going to be able to happen this is all done in somewhat good faith that these companies are moving forward they're taking some chances, they're taking some risks. UNC's Dr David Wall says he is concerned the sign could cause fear and people who are skeptical of getting the vaccine yes could could cause and I'd have thought actually with the, because we have a traditional vaccine coming out but also two of the mRNA vaccines. And if something goes wrong with the traditional vaccine I presume you can help people drain whatever toxic stuff they have and then you can treat people for...I think for these kinds of chemical induced reactions or

28:02 you know, based on the dead virus where your immune system responds to it. So I don't know if you can reverse these things but you might be able to help somebody but if you do the mRNA how do you reverse that? Do you have to then get a different set of mRNA instructions just to set it back the way it was? Yeah, you give her one and then another. Oops! That's what we got right now. You begin by 40 shots and finally gets straightened out. What could possibly go wrong in that scenario? And NPR is on board they have a series um...of uh medical

28:42 shows and this episode is actually titled building confidence in COVID-19 vaccine. And on there is a virologist from Georgetown University, Angela Rasmussen. Angela here's an email from Jacob he writes I will not be getting the first round of COVID vaccines because I have high risk health issues and have been essentially self quarantining with my family since mid February. I feel that the vaccines are being rushed due to political and social pressure and mistakes are probably going to be made we hear that one a lot Angela how legitimate is this concern?

29:20 So it's legitimate, but it's also not legitimate. It's completely understandable that people are concerned about the speed at which these trials have proceeded But what is not legitimate about those concerns despite their faster time frame, have really proceeded the way that clinical trials normally do. Process though by which these vaccines have been accelerated also mostly has to do with manufacturing was actually a way of offsetting the financial risks to the vaccine manufacturers so that they could manufacture them more quickly it actually didn't really have much to do with development or evaluation of the vaccines themselves

30:04 Okay, so they're out there spinning your brain. She did miss one... it's mostly true what she said I believe this one critical step that was overlooked in the production of the coronavirus vaccines and this clip which is a little long but it's more or less my last one of the COVID update is from Robert Kennedy Jr., who identifies what is missing from the steps that they've taken, why it's dangerous and simultaneously gives us a little more insight into the mysterious killing of the mink. Governments have been trying for almost 30 years to develop... Say what?

30:46 I said, ah. Yeah, I know! I knew i'd catch your attention with that tease. I want to get find out about this. Yes. Governments have been trying for almost 30 years to develop a coronavirus vaccine and it's been unsuccessful and beginning in 2002 there were three outbreaks of coronavirus call them SARS at that point emerged and they...and the first SARS was a natural illness jump from a bat to human beings The second two were lab-created that escaped and infected human beings. And so the governments of China and a consortium of Western governments all got together, put millions and millions of dollars into an effort to develop a coronavirus vaccine. Between 2002 and 2012 or 2014 they worked very hard to do that. What happened is they developed about 35 vaccines

31:40 And four of them were really promising. They chose the four most promising and they gave them to ferrets, which is the animal that is most analogous to human beings when it comes to upper lung respiratory infections. The ferret had a brilliant robust and durable antibody response but then something horrible happened And those ferrets were challenged when they were exposed to the wild virus. They got horribly sick, they got inflammation throughout their bodies and they died. The scientists remembered that something very similar had happened in the 1960s where there was... Where they had developed a vaccine for RSV which is very similar to coronavirus it's an upper respiratory infection ailment

32:27 They had skipped the animals and given them directly to 35 children. And the children again had developed a very robust antibody response, but when those children were exposed to the wild virus they got very very sick much sicker than unvaccinated children. Two of those kids died it was a scandal and they realized when this same thing happened with the ferrets that there was something that they called enhanced immune response. It's also called pathogenic priming, and what it means is that when you get the vaccine it appears that you have an antibody response but when you actually encounter the wild virus you become much sicker And it actually creates a pathway that that virus hurts you a lot more than with unvaccinated people so this was 2012

33:19 In 2014, NIH under Fauci developed a dengue vaccine. which had some signals in it that there was pathogenic priming. In other words, in the clinical trials they saw some signs that you could get an antibody response but get much sicker when you were exposed but they ignored them and gave to the Philippines and they gave hundreds of thousands children this vaccine And when the dengue came around those children became horribly ill and 600 of them died And in the Philippines today, people are being criminally prosecuted for that. So the danger with the coronavirus vaccine is you really need to test it on animals first

34:04 to make sure whatever the vaccine is, that we don't get that really great immune response followed by lethal infections. And it's very strange to me and seems almost criminally reckless that Anthony Fauci is allowing these companies to skip animal trials and go directly to human trials. He's baseless, baseless claims. Yikes! Conspiracy QAnon level stuff except I think Robert Kennedy Jr still has some credentials... He is totally credible Yeah and yes so what I equate the mink to i'm not quite sure it just keeps popping up

34:54 And the mink and the ferret are of the same family. Maybe, the farmers were thinking of trying to treat them get vaccines for them or whatever it is if they got sick and then they got better and they got sick again maybe that all die in horrible convulsions I don't know It seems like somebody really doesn't want anyone to see what will happen to ferrets or mink Well you know a lot of these farmers that would farm something like mink They shoot them up constantly at different things Cool Antibiotics, antivirals anything to keep these things going. To keep them healthy? Yeah because they don't really care about... To keep them healthy! Let's shoot em up boys So it's possible something new I mean you have to be a mink farmer that is talkative to find out Now it seems very suspicious to me It's either that or the other theories like the milkmaids

35:53 with the smallpox where they were getting the antibodies from the cows back in like the 1600s or something. I'm obviously not well versed on this story, but that is of absolute concern that this can happen and notice that in the wild term again Which is what Bill Gates used. A lot of people pointed that out, that he said no no there's been no polio found in the wild in Africa since we were so successful with our vaccinations So there's something about this in the wild versus I don't know In your house? I-I don't know But that's the problem! Is we don't know because they're all a bunch of money grabbing grubbing hoo haas who are lying for their...for whatever benefit they get out of it Except for Dr Peter McCullough

36:55 who was at a obviously only on C-SPAN aired hearing in the US Senate and he's pretty pissed off about the treatment hydroxychloroquine received from the medical community let alone the press. Let me just say before I answer that, this is not just government culpability and malfeasance with respect to hydroxychloroquine This is academic malfeasance There were two fraudulent papers, one in the New England Journal of Medicine and one in Lancet published by individuals interested in doing evil to the world with respect to a beneficial treatment hydroxychloroquine. In an unprecedented manner these 2 manuscripts were withdrawn after 2 weeks where they could scare the public and the world's physician audience

37:46 Since that time there have been dozens of fraudulent papers. Reemphasize that, they were then withdrawn? They were withdrawn and the New England Journal of Medicine in Lancet acknowledged that they were fraudulent papers. They were scare papers to scare people on hydroxychloroquine. Since that time there's been dozens of pile-on scare tactics in academics this isn't the government this is people in my field an academic medicine who are committing academic fraud I reviewed a paper, I'm a cardiologist. I reviewed a paper that made it into the medical literature demonstrating that hydroxychloroquine causes a heart attack, that hydroxychloroquine causes a giant scar in the heart and I can tell you, I'm at Baylor in Dallas we have the world's most recognized cardiac pathology program in the world our senior examiner has held his hand more human hearts than anybody in the history of mankind

38:40 I can tell you first-hand, hydroxychloroquine does not cause giant scars in the heart. So academic medicine is committing a fraud, it's committing, uh...I think, a crime against humanity there must be a motivation behind this that's much bigger than just Democrat versus Republican. I am extremely concerned honestly about the academic contribution to scare tactics in the world. Now it's not working everywhere, in India is given first line. So gee... Science! Yeah 10 months later oh okay turns out we were duped and there's no mea culpa or anything from media or anything like that and here's one that I haven't found a clip for but it definitely happened the Corman-Drawston report

39:33 which was used to qualify PCR, the process as a coronavirus test has now been reviewed by a global team of experts who found at least 10 fatal flaws in the entire protocol and the whole idea of using PCR for testing. And it's all the things that we've been talking about The non-specific erroneous primer design, enormous variables cannot discriminate between whole virus or viral fragments has no positive or negative controls. No standard operating procedure does not seem to have been properly peer reviewed

40:21 And it's, I didn't have time to clip it down. You know the clip we got from Fauci on This Week in Virology where he was saying oh no 35 you know that and anything over 35 should be disregarded which that clip actually went viral I think after Tom Wood retweeted it which I sent to him slyly So someone sent in a note to This Week In Virology, a very long note about what a great show the No Agenda Show is and on whatever episode it was we played this clip from This Week In Virology and exactly what Fauci stated. 35 cycles above that should be disregarded. And these douchebags they started debunked Fauci right there on this show!

41:07 Oh well, you know. It's different! It's not the same for one test to the other and one lab to the other I'm gonna have to clip it down for Sunday. Unbelievable Even the podcasters are being co-opted Well there ya go that is what you got started Now this is my fault. But that wasn't the news Sunday evening, man Twitter was blowing up! People were very very upset it would... I know you're not on Twitter anymore did you see? It was probably on NOAJ and The Social too do you see how upset people were? About what? That HBO Max the app wasn't working so they couldn't watch the final episode of The Undoing and people were freaking out

41:57 It was unbelievable. I did not pick this up! It was unbelievable! I don't even know what the undoing is... Oh, it's a short series Nicole Kidman Donald Sutherland, Hugh Grant. It's a... Well the usual suspects. Good acting I like it not quite the twist i had hoped for but I don't know maybe had a message. It was something to look forward to six episodes people were starving because there is no content! There isn't nothing being made Hollywood is dead! The Queen's Gambit is good Yeah but that wasn't made during coronavirus lockdown

42:36 I don't think so. No, I don't think so either but no no It's probably the best produced thing i've seen for a long time In terms of the direction and all the rest. What is it about? I mean obviously the Queen the queen's about a girl who is a chess Prodigy ah yes, yes, I did see some of this and But it's not and this is space in somebody's novel but The story if the story is what the store as just the story, but it's just the way its shot I mean, the team that put it together is fast. They take what I would consider to be an extremely dull idea and made it into just this riveting show because of the direction. It's just amazing. I should be giving credit to somebody but I don't know who it is offhand. Just look it up! It's so good I can't watch it. I decided not to watch it. That's a weird thing to say but it's a fact

43:37 I'd like everyone to take a good look at the CDC and how they are determining for you who will get the vaccine. That is a preview of your socialized health care. This is a death panel, yes this is exactly what it is! Well we think it should be minorities no these should be old people and first frontline workers and I know a number front line workers that would rather be last I'm bet. They really don't want to have to deal with this, they really don't Well let's play it by clip COVID UK is rolling out the vaccine they're beating everybody to it Hey! I don't know how they did that those damn Brits We'll start with those who are most vulnerable to coronavirus and then once we've started to protect the most vulnerable It will help us all get back to normal

44:31 and back to all the things that we love. The UK has Europe's highest COVID-19 death toll, nearing 60 thousand and over 1.6 million confirmed cases. Cases! Cases everybody get your cases Yeah I don't know how that works it came from Belgium so maybe it was just because it was a shorter trip? That's why they got it sooner? Because it has to be shipped in dry ice which is an FAA issue My other COVID clip is the sudden revelation that we apparently had this disease before anybody else. And it's not like we didn't start talking in February, January about all these producers who had been sick in November end of November and December I remember Remember November December our producers had it? Here in the United States Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Dr Stephen Hahn was summoned to the White House Tuesday

45:29 explain why the FDA has not yet approved a vaccine. Meanwhile, an advisory panel at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention voted to recommend health care workers residents and staff at nursing homes in other long term care facilities be the first ones to receive coronavirus vaccine once it's approved another COVID news more information has come to light about the early days of the pandemic A new study reveals COVID-19 was likely already in the United States in mid December 2019, weeks before it was first identified in China. This all comes as the U.S death toll from the virus has topped 270 thousand by far the highest total in the world. We suck!

46:19 We're number one! Foam finger, baby. What's your problem Amy? Do you think that she attended the Chinese Communist Conference along with the CNN anchors I think it was only CNN and i don't know any other news operation that went there maybe And that conference was in China She would go to something like that because unless it was about global warming she's not leaving anywhere That conference was in China Yeah So they just up and traveled to China in November? I thought this was a verboten zone. That's what i thought. Oh man, my daughter can't visit because she'd have to quarantine for two weeks on this side and two weeks on the other side... And have to have some kind of permission but they can go hang out in China?!

47:12 I guess. You're asking the wrong guy. Hawaiian Airlines, and all the carriers to Hawaii now or the state of Hawaii... If you want to go to Hawaii which my wife always likes to do, because it's a cheap flight from the West Coast and you spend some time there. It's very inexpensive generally but now you gotta get it... You got to prove that you've had a test within 72 hours? You've gotta get an affidavit? You've gotta be tested at the airport?! I mean this isn't gonna be a big boon to the tourist industry! And this kind of thing is not going to work out cause nobody's gonna go! Well see again

47:51 It's really a pain in the ass, it's a hassle. We need the Freedom Pass! The Freedom Pass will set you free! The Freedom Pass... which- The pass isn't gonna do the trick in this case because they're requiring that you have a test within 72 hours unless they've just stamped on the pass is the same thing. It's a digital pass John If you have to be tested before you go on any airplane Yes Yes, then it- the test automatically registers to your digital ID. Yeah but that means you're still gonna have to get the test over and over and over again! Yeah of course Nobody wants to go through this rigmarole with it with or without the stupid pass which exactly and then you get the vaccine And then you only have to show your pass. You don't have a test Don't you understand? It's all going to be okay Just follow along with our very simple steps There are 30,000 Coloradans who were holding on to a new digital ID and this is the first phase of the project where only state agencies will accept us so you can't use it at a bar or airport security not just

48:52 something that you look at, there's communication that will happen between perhaps law enforcement on the side of the road. They'll be able to kind of scan it and get the information pulled up that they need. There is a whole lot more technology behind this phase. It is called the mobile ID. So do not get rid of your plastic ID with the super unflattering photo of you and remember your plastic ID has to be a newer one so it's real id Compliant in October or else. You can no longer fly this happening across America chances are you're good? Just check to see if your ID has that little gold star in the corner as of today 97% of Coloradans have real Id compliant licenses, so you get a literal Gold Star And this is something we've been

49:35 moping about on the show for close to a decade, The Real ID Act. And this is what it does! It connects you digitally to whatever government infrastructure there is and in Wales they're one step further... The headline here is Wales, people in Wales will get ID style card to show they've been vaccinated for coronavirus and it just updates you know It's a RFID or near field communication. Just tap the tap is good. Tap is fine even though I don't understand how A vaccine makes you immune from transferring a virus to other people am I correct and understanding that?

50:26 With the coronavirus, so with the vaccine if it works you won't get sick. You can transfer to other people with a flashlight Precisely! Somebody touch. Precisely so it doesn't really matter If you have access to anything or not whether you have the vaccine or not That's just for yourself if you don't want to get sick But you can still infect if you have a flashlight So how is the ID card of the Freedom Pass really going to make a difference? Other than mind control Well it's not, it's the whole thing. Well you know one of our producers sent me a note saying about once they mandate vaccination which is going to be hard sell I think but once they mandate if they can ever get that to work this is just one round

51:15 We've been doing this show for 13 years and we've only seen a couple of rounds. We see these rounds come around, yeah we have. Here it comes again and they soften you up inside there I guess try this again then once they get the mandate for the vaccines through the question is immediately thereafter mandate for a chip, microchip. Who's the crackpot now? The chips will be microscopic they'll be injectable I guarantee you if i had done the work I could find an episode of this show in the low hundreds where you would scoff at me for suggesting this very scenario of microchips and vaccines

52:03 Tell me, tell me. Chip him! Chip him Dano! Chip the son of a bitch I'm telling you this is exactly the stuff that i've been laughed at for years and now it's like oh it's kind of boring yeah we knew this was coming timing you're all gonna die um all right now before our first break i would like to do a little rundown of the president's final act which he started off Um, when did he start? Yesterday. Gina Haspel's going back down the street the other way. Oh! Unless there is a... you want to do a flashback clip of something just to break it up here? I have a bunch of flashback clips if you want to take a little break but i'll tell you what let's do an interim thing because this is The 1300 Show so I did pull down one two three four five six classics one of them

53:05 Seven actually because one of them is a medley. Oh It's only two minutes I could have made this five minutes house They got you we can take average the break within the show if I did enough of these But I just want to do a little one This is an example a medley of forgotten jingles, I went to the database You mean the hard drive I shipped you? Yeah, it's a database. It's known as The Database. The Database is a medley of forgotten jingles and ISOs from about... just random. These are random. I could have done this for an hour or maybe I will easily if you're bored but but i think rarely there's a couple in here you may have heard recently that most of these go ah! I didn't even know we had that clip

53:53 Where did this alternate universe story come from? Came from the alternate universe. We're talking about Texas! Somebody somewhere wants enough cocaine to forget they live there. It's been a wild mouth tactic. Air raids, Texas on the middle flag here! Pop! Populous Texan-ness So come on champ show us how tough you are In the morning in the morning in the morning boobies boobies buh buh buh buh buh boobs boobies boobies boobies buh buh buh buh boobies boobies boobies Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Consult the Tree of Knowledge!

55:01 Have we gone stark raving nuts? It is scary and wretched and miserable it is gross. I actually fill the blizzard with fudge My time My time Stop! Reclaiming my time. Thank you, it's a part of my brand I'm John Galt and thank you for joining me With no agenda John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry endeavor to market the product of their blood sweat and tears To the United States of the universe As you all know this kind of Herculean effort to oppose oppressive bureaucratic functionaries cannot go unnoticed That is why i, John Galt confer the seal of Atlas to these fine men

55:55 for their excellence in audio programming. These two men and their producers are forged from reared and steel! That's good, I like that. Well done Did you hear the one in there that I never heard or don't remember is where Pastor Manning yells out... The whoop-em? Whoop-em, whoop the dunghead media Well that got shortened to whoop em with a constitution That's what I started from the dunghead media. I think so let me see I have it here. I have the original So and then I did dung head media, I I was Wait wait oh so that you found this

56:50 and whoop the dunghead media! Yeah, that's all it is. There was nothing else that it came from amazing this is such value because the value was baked right in ladies and gentlemen you can hear it well there's a lot of value for to treat today I think we should intersperse these things like to break it up like I'm gonna do Trump Then we'll do crazy and then between Trump and crazy And we'll throw in some of these classics. I like it a lot It's good glad you did that well, that's the most entertaining him the rest summer classic clips. Oh this is good As I expected President Trump has a fourth and final act for his before he's there for the Trump movie

57:40 And for those of you who don't like hearing this, if you don't like the movie get out of the theater. But this is the president and he did this news conference which I think was not a news conference but... It was a post? Yeah it looked like it was... He might have done it twice because I think they did with one camera and then they got different angles but there were obvious edits in that Now, it was kind of shoddily done. So he might have had to do it a couple times I'm not sure It wasn't horrible No but just those cuts and like jeez don't cut at all if you're gonna do that

58:16 So I only have three clips. One is his opening, which kind of explains what the fourth act will be and then two short ones about specifics here because you do... And the key to this by the way, just give it a thought at least yeah they were doing cuts but at least they weren't doing the following where they have the president yacking away and then they cut to a side shot of him talking to some god knows who, and then go to black-and-white. Who does that? WC's all the time because he is in black and white all of a sudden what he's talking to who knows you then it kept back to him talking at the camera right just the word I hate this sort of cheap way of doing it's a cheap way of covering up the fact you have no set

59:07 Well, it's like remember the era of dutching the cam. Yeah that MTV time baby! The Dutch windmill oh yeah that was invented at MTV although I would i guess Paul Verhoeven would say he invented it and of course the president this being a post he should have just started with hi guys but he didn't This is... and the key that this is important, as he will state, is the response from every single mainstream media outlet was well I don't know what he just said it was so kooky nuts out there like we can't even show it to you. Moving right along

59:51 And that's why you need to listen to at least the opening here. Thank you. This may be the most important speech I've ever made, I want to provide an update on our ongoing efforts To expose the tremendous voter fraud and irregularities which took place during the ridiculously long November 3rd elections We used to have what was called Election Day. Now we have election days, weeks and months and lots of bad things happened during this ridiculous period of time especially when you have to prove almost nothing to exercise our greatest privilege the right to vote as president I have no higher duty than

1:00:36 than to defend the laws and the Constitution of the United States. That is why I am determined to protect our election system, which is now under coordinated assault and siege." for months leading up to the presidential election, we were warned that we should not declare a premature victory. We were told repeatedly that it would take weeks if not months to determine the winner, to count the absentee ballots and to verify the results. My opponent was told to stay away from the election don't campaign. We don't need you. We've got it this election is done in

1:01:16 In fact, they were acting like they already knew what the outcome was going to be. They had it covered, and perhaps they did very sadly for our country. It was all very, very strange within days after the election we witnessed an orchestrated effort to anoint a winner even while many key states were still being counted. The constitutional process must be allowed to continue. We're going to defend the honesty of the vote by ensuring that every legal ballot is counted, and that no illegal ballot is counted. This is not just about honoring the votes of 74 million Americans who voted for me it's about ensuring that Americans can have faith in this election and all future elections today I will detail some of the shocking irregularities abuses and fraud

1:02:13 that have been revealed in recent weeks. But before laying out just a small portion of the evidence we have uncovered, and we have so much evidence... Listening to that and the fact that it was really not played on mainstream anywhere I think i understand Gil Scott Heron's words you know The revolution will not be televised except I always misunderstood it they're not going to televise because if you televised then its actually real So they just don't show it and make no mistake. That's the most interesting observation you've made probably in the last year. Deconstructing somebody song that's old, yeah and it's been in your craw. Yeah I think has been everybody's crawl we all heard that song? Yeah now I get it!

1:03:04 Now I get it. It's because... He is a genius! Is he still alive? Is Mr. Heron still with us? Mr Scott Heron, ah. All of the sudden now I get it. The revolution will not be televised and if you listen to the president words that his oath is uphold and defend and protect the Constitution, but he also speaks of defending the constitutional process. And in the past this has led to to strife and friction amongst people. And I think we will be going, we're going down this path. We're going towards constitutional strife it will go to well the pressure is now on the governors to decertify any results they have and

1:03:57 Well, I'll play these next two short pieces as the president starts to unveil some of the evidence. And he's got a little chart! This is nice and it was quite clear to see for most although maybe i've been looking at the charts too much and its easy for me to see the anomaly which he identifies as fraud. This was the votes in Wisconsin. And I can show you right here that Wisconsin were leading by a lot. And then at 342 in the morning, there was this it was a massive dump of votes mostly Biden almost all Biden and to this day everyone's trying to figure out where did it come from but I went from leading by a lot to losing by a little

1:04:59 And that's right here, that's at 342 in the morning. That's Wisconsin A terrible thing Terrible terrible thing He really says that like an old person would actually You know like your grandpa would say it when he just gives up It's a terrible thing Yeah! I think he acts that out well Little bit And it gives us some... Terrible terrible terrible terrible It gives us some end of show ISO possibilities? It was a massive dump That's well, that's a good one. We also have the second massive dump they did dumps They call them dumps big massive dump I think that one might be a little more Yeah, but if I'd started here how about if I started here? They call them dumps big massive dump Which one do you want like that or this one the first was a massive dump? I don't know which one is better now that went to cut that the pacing day

1:06:00 The tempo on that one cuts off in there. It's not the tempo, but the way it's timing is not good I can also just hit this one hold on if i hit this one right here big massive dump That's a good one so it's either here uh? It's either this part of it oops they call them dumps big massive dump Just the full thing or just go with that one yeah okay all right now i have two ISOs Yeah, what you got not a dad. No just to keep him in the play I want to play him yeah, but this side this one believe This is what they believe hold on let me do that again didn't fire right? This is what they believe Mm-hmm okay, that's the end it shows what they believe its make sense of it. Yeah show ending yeah, I got crazy You're like God you sound crazy no no yeah, that's so good okay. I know god's chill god's children gods children

1:06:59 They're God's children. No, no children versus massive dumps? No brainer go for the low-hanging fruit always and it's always dump is always better so the president talked a lot about people showing up to vote who then were told that they had already voted he said tens of thousands were very disappointed they were heartbroken over this He talked about other dumps other anomalies And then he, of course brought up the voting systems. The Dominion voting systems you've already voted and on top of everything else we have a company that's very suspect its name is Dominion with the turn of a dial or the change of a chip. You can press a button for Trump and the vote goes to Biden what kind of a system is this?

1:07:56 We have to go to paper. Maybe it takes longer, but the only secure system is paper not these systems that nobody understands including in many cases the people that run them although unfortunately I think they understand them far too well. So his implication is that the machines were taking away from him, the tally was then being added to Biden and he actually kind of ties it all up in a bow saying they tried this same thing they tried in 2016 but now even more people came out to vote for me and that's when they had to resort to the dumps. The big massive dumps and all the shenanigans of stopping the count and restarting in the middle of the night amidst all this

1:08:43 Attorney General Barr comes out, who I... we know that he has a lot of people to cover for. But I don't exactly read his...I think it was in written interview with Associated Press I don't read into it that he is like, oh there's nothing here and nothing to see here. He's saying something different which in fact is the mainstream media line which has no widespread voter fraud And I think we cut the use of this word some time ago. Yes, widespread so you know we're going to come down to semantics of what is widespread? Is it if it's just a little bit here and there but it's all over the country can't add it all together and say its widespread

1:09:33 Well here's ABC News' report on Attorney General Barr with a couple of cool whipsaws in here actually. directly contradicting the president's claims that the election was stolen. We know there was massive fraud, but Barr told The Associated Press today quote we have not seen fraud on a scale that could have affected a different outcome in the election he specifically shot down one of the president's most explosive claims that voting machines were manipulated to help Joe Biden win, saying simply we haven't seen anything to substantiate that. This is especially significant because Barr has been among the president's most steadfast defenders shortly after the election he authorized Justice Department lawyers to go look for fraud but they found nothing

1:10:28 The president recently implied that DOJ itself was involved in some kind of sinister plot. This is total fraud and how the FBI and Department of Justice, I don't know maybe they're involved? For Attorney General Barr this was just too much as he told the AP there's a growing tendency to use the criminal justice system as a sort of default fix-all and people don't like something, they want the Department of Justice to come in and investigate. All this comes as the president's lawyers are traveling the country making unfounded claims of election fraud. It's disgraceful what happened! The lawyer and President himself... That's gotta be a great whipsaw

1:11:08 Making all kinds of claims of election fraud. I want the Department of Justice to come in and investigate All this comes as the president's lawyers are traveling the country making unfounded claims of election fraud It's disgraceful what happened That's not a baseless claim of election fraud clip, that just seems disgusting. No it's just classic John Carl you know John Carl is terrible ABC baby yeah That's what they do. It's insulting to your intelligence. We want the Department of Justice to come in and investigate all this comes as the president's lawyers are traveling the country making unfounded claims of election fraud it's disgraceful what happened The lawyers and the president himself have attacked local Republican officials who have certified the election results some of those officials are now facing death threats

1:12:00 Today, a Republican official in the office of Georgia's Secretary of State is pleading with the president to stop. Stop inspiring people who commit potential acts of violence. Someone's going to get hurt, someone's gonna get shot, someone's gonna get killed Yeah, this was the big clip that MSNBC and CNN were running constantly. And? And Democracy Now! That report could have been Amy I didn't clip it but if i had a clipped you would have heard the exam was identical report yeah baseless not widespread I'm sorry, with the same guy from Georgia. Oh yeah well they were playing that over and over oh yes oh finally a Republican who says it like it is! Well as far as I know the only shooting that's happened was a bunch of Republican senators on a softball field who got shot up by a crazy Democrat slash Bernie fan

1:12:55 So, and by the way yes. Yes yes yes I predict tears will come we're going into a tears will come scenario and i'll just give you the quick rundown even mean because we're going down a constitutional path and it will there will be scuffles kerfuffles and violence It's guaranteed is guaranteed to happen its and it's our culture that's why so easy to say this is what we've always done This is how we resolve shit internally. Hopefully, we don't get to a civil war I don't think that'll happen But yeah people are gonna get pretty heated so i'l go through it real quick what I think is going on and then we can have a few laughs about with some funny clips of the team

1:13:46 Trump is trying to get as much information out as possible. My military contacts are sending me links and stories and affidavits, PDFs, filings, videos non-stop! And they're doing this to everybody. Steve Pucinich... It was too long to clip but Steve Pucinich went on Alex Jones and tripled down that this was a trap, this was a setup. There were ballots that were watermarked now I didn't hear any blockchain nonsense this time around but he says the president is now just rolling it out and its going to be military tribunals and of course will be led by Sidney Powell

1:14:32 The thing that is very annoying in all of this for people who don't believe what's going on, is the combination of the President's 2018 executive order where he specifically says we'll have a state of emergency if any foreign entity is meddling with our elections or our election and voting infrastructure or voting machines. And it was quite detailed and we now come to learn that Chinese investment company put 400 million dollars into Dominion voting systems on October 9th as a little investment, but combined with some other CCP linked companies about 75% of this thing is in the hands of the Chinese Communist Party. Indirectly of course but that's implied. What evidence do we have of this? SEC filing

1:15:25 There is one. Yeah, yeah there's an SEC filing and I've seen it put in the show notes and Lin Wood has... I'd like to see it because Dominion is a Canadian company I don't know how much the SEC applies to them but okay Well even that just kind of makes it even I mean even Canada could be seen as a foreign country meddling in our elections if they own If a Canadian company owns it? It's a technical thing So, and that part is very conveniently coincidental. So whether this was a plan and set up or not I don't know but that does fit together kind of nicely uh... And it's going to go all the way with lawsuits against every single governor and if you read the news this morning as we discussed actually it was Moe who came up with it they're already investigating Stacey Abrams' group

1:16:24 for allegedly registering out-of-state and dead voters. We talked about this, Mo called it he said... Well all the state, all the Democrat states register dead or right on usually they're usually already registered dead vote you don't have to register them they just get a vote for him but if she registered I'm still trying to find whether my mother in law voted or not in this last election What's would she be? In California yeah How do you find out? You know, just call and say did I go to the polls? There's ways of finding out. We just haven't done it. That's interesting She's been dead for 10 years right but Stacey Abrams claims to have registered 40% of the people who voted so and now they're saying well Maybe she did something wrong. I'm telling if if it comes down to it She's gonna be left holding the bag because no one likes her. She was someone chosen one And like hey blame not annoying

1:17:20 I'm like, okay that's kind of good actually. So the president is just going to keep this is his act this is the fourth act so pay attention grab your popcorn lean back because this is not the first post video post he's going to do now out on the road there's lots of entertainment a lot of fun things happening and I do have it and so that this is just fun stuff There's nothing more to update on other than what we have. I do have a question to ask of this since you're representing this theory. The way that works is that the states can pretty much, I mean it's states are given the opportunity by the Congress to send electors. Right! You know? To the Electoral College. They've and they can do it any way they want. They used to be able...they just used to do it. Now some States you have to go through the legislature. They used to do a baton, you know the old cigar room smoky room and then pick the guy and say okay all right we're gonna put all our votes Garfield.

1:18:23 And then after, mostly in the 20th century they started changing it to well let... They keep blaming us for all these problems. Let the people vote and then whatever they vote for we'll send that into Congress but it's still the state that gets to choose so once this state closes the election system no matter how they do it I mean they say okay we certify this election and if it's bad its all Dominion votes are just a scam They're still the ones that certified it. And so you can't do anything about it, they say okay we've certified this election we're closing the books on this and yeah maybe there's a bunch of bullcrap and maybe Biden shouldn't have gotten two votes but he is the one that... We are just sending that in and were done with this thing, we are through. And everybody... They're closing left and right

1:19:14 Well, they're gonna stop it. They get a this an unstoppable situation so what I believe is that it's about the electors that are sent and The only way I can see this working, because I'm not on the inside. I don't have the full playbook and that may be something that maybe many things are still coming is to build up so much pressure have so much evidence although not widespread and probably baseless to have so much evidence to implicate the very people who are running these states and make these decisions who can also decertify it one state certified, decertified. It's like you know to build it up where they could say well if I do this i will probably be lynched

1:20:02 by my constituents. That's what Trump is going for, that's why I'm saying it's gonna get rough and tumble because people are gonna start protesting and demanding that their state send the electors that they want. I think that's the strategy It's a long shot but it could very well work there's a lot of people who in combination you know being angry about business You say it's a long shot, but if you listen to your friends what you're doing... It doesn't sound like a long shot at all. It's a setup, it's like a trap! And they've got all these things put into place to prove it and they're gonna bust the whole half of country for being a bunch of criminals I mean that's why I think the wishful thinking of Gina Haspel was so hot on the net That she was arrested for treason If they have this in place, this trap

1:21:06 How's that making a launch? That sounds like a slam dunk. I mean you start to put money on it, you start to bet on it but I don't see any of this... I think it's just hearing a lot of hot air. If i made association between your so-called friends and you, you would be equally as insulted as I am. I said I think it's a long shot! I'm not listening to someone else telling me what to say... I personally said no, no, I'm saying it's by yourself that you're listening to your friends shut up You said Pachinic tripled down

1:21:43 Yes, on the Alex Jones show. I said specifically not to me. Well, I don't think Alex Jones is totally full of crap or his show is...I think a lot of it is because he's- All I'm saying is you're bringing up stuff that's irrelevant That's my point I don't care about we'd laugh. No, no, I'm sorry You said specifically it's a long shot And I'm referring specifically to that that's not something that's irrelevant because is what you said you said it was a long shot Okay, I got it so I said it's a long shot. I'm presenting the clips and you bring up something that we laughed about an hour ago well, I Don't know about that but I will say this The it

1:22:29 The way it's presented, it doesn't sound like a long shot to me. Yes but I played clips from the president! I didn't play any clips and present anything... No, you've been talking about this for show after show and I'll say it again the way its being presented to me It doesn't sound like a longshot at all! Oh no, it does to me sounds like the Long Shot is motivating people to pressure their representatives into what they will say is the will of the people. I think that's a long shot, and I have a feeling that a lot of people are scared and well witness people even refusing to say who they were going to vote for it's obvious that a lot more people voted for Trump than said they would

1:23:20 So we'll see. We'll see if they want this to happen I don't think you or i either can deny that this was a stolen election If Trump can prove it and get out of it, that's the long shot But if he doesn't and people don't stand up Yes, we will have less income but it will be a lot of fun As we build back better into oblivion Because then the voting will always be rigged...I think Forevermore. I think the voting's been rigged for a while, especially in California Yes but now we have this internet thing and we're all looking at it We're going well this is bullcrap You know there's a lot of smart people who get the public data and say this is not possible So that's only going to get worse And that's just going to build up so whether its now or in four years were going to into some you know I was reading

1:24:12 Do you know about the turnings, the four turnings? This is a cycle theory that I stumbled upon. No. Damn it! I wish...I'll bring it on Sunday because it was a cycle theory of four turnings over 90 year period and that we're now in the fourth turning which typically is Civil War World War II and it always has a secondary thing which would be COVID and that we're going into that right now. Does anything fit with your cycles, that you've looked at? Well my cycle theory would include... is a 40-year cycle as 80 years not 90 because the 80 years matches the American Revolution. Eighty year later you have the Civil War then eighty years later you have World War II there's an eighty year period between the Civil War in World War II it matches perfectly and then there's eighty years until COVID which is 2020

1:25:05 So you have 80, 80, 80. I don't see how 90 can be worked into this at all personally. The 90 is based upon generational and it's 22... It's roughly 90, I will say. It's like every roughly 22 years and what it shows is the general... Yeah, I've heard the 20 to 82. I know pretty much every imaginable cycle They all contradict and some of them cross over, and some of them are harmonics with other cycles. And they create these other events. I mean you can get quite wrapped up in it which I have. For sure but the only thing i'm asking is based upon the cycles what do you see? The turning thing doesn't ring a bell offhand. Based upon the cycles what do you see in this exact period right now? What we got! No but comparable to

1:25:58 Civil War, World War II. It's just a world conflagration or something and we had this when the civil war took place it was a series of civil wars around the world I mean there was French Revolution all these other ones but where do we kind of triggered it? We also triggered that when we did the American Revolution we triggered a bunch of these things around the world too The United States is a real key element to this and that's why were number one with deaths But COVID isn't... We rock! And by the way, and I think that number's bogus as hell. But we do represent some sort of a leading edge and 2020 fits right into the process. I always thought it was gonna be some sort of another conflagration that might have been a nuclear exchange or who knows what but this fits right into the cycle without question in my mind

1:26:54 And it should stretch out for longer than we want. Like eight, nine years? I just can't imagine discussing COVID for the next year on this show and having anyone listening to us. Others have also said this is very much like the Renaissance if you look at coming out of the bubonic plague and all the art and all the... The dark ages. Yes! It's the Great Awakening And as we know there's no awakening Bitcoin is gonna save us. That's that's you need a bit coin Yes, you do. We were pretty I think it's we're pretty old. We're pretty woke Would be so woke But yeah now that I am I am kind of in on the Bitcoin thing this Max Keiser has converted me because Kaiser's

1:27:52 His whole life depends on it. Bitcoin equals love, baby! That's the bottom line So we'll leave The Clown Show for in a moment as I would at this moment for the 13th hundred time like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you the man who put the sea and brought the classic clips to the party John C Dvorak Well in the morning to you, also in the morning ships and sea beasts and graffiti in the air. Some of us are wild dames and knights out there! In the morning to our trolls in The Troll Room at noagendastream.com Hands up trolls let's count you for today Let's see uh we have a total of 1865 I expected a little more for the big anniversary show on a Sunday what do you think people are doing?

1:28:40 They have no time? Well maybe it's a Thursday and that's the reason. Yes, I think 10 months of corona coverage has done my brain in yes it's a Thursday well in the morning to your trolls knowagentostream.com is where they hang out thank you to Darren O'Neill who did another great rock-and-roll pre show uh to the show that kind of stuff was live all the time But you go into the troll room and you hang out, you chat. And if you want, you can all listen to whatever is on the stream at the same time. It's all talk no commercials classic No Agenda that is noagendastream.com and you can always join us over at noagendasocial.com where we have our algo free social network. You have to ask for an invite don't ask me asking in the troll room, ask around, ask on Twitter if you have to

1:29:25 And join us because it's where the signal-to-noise ratio is right on spot and we're federated with the rest of the Mastodon server universe, GNU Social etc. And a big thank you to the artist who brought us the artwork for episode 1299. We titled that King Mitch and for those of you on a podcast 2.0 compatible app, which you can find at newpodcastapps.com You will see this artwork right now from farm slave with the classic I voted badge button only voted replaced with I glitched

1:30:04 Which, uh... Did we have a hard time looking for something? Yeah. We didn't do it there was nothing we liked Well, we like this one I actually found some evergreen stuff that i wanted to use but you were a big promoter of this particular one yeah and Uh..I was And we finally decided the one that looks more like an actual 3d button Was the preferable of the group Yes It was And uh... I couldn't really Veto it because it's good. But there wasn't anything else I bet I had nothing better a lot of kovat farts the problem with doing these this choice we get two guys as an even vote so we both have to agree yeah and

1:30:46 If you can't top one, it could go on for a half hour. No no I remember what happened now! So we went on for quite awhile looking at evergreens couldn't find something then I'm pressed and like I glitched as funny let's just do it and then you said okay and then we came to title And I wanted something else, but you wanted King Mitch. And of course quickly relented because they got the art... You wanted Monarch Mitch? Monarch Mitch yes and then you said no no no King Mitch and then i relented because I'd gotten the art and then you said and I remembered this I won! I said YOU won No for the title you said I won Oh yeah I did say I won when it came to the title

1:31:35 It's a competition. Clearly I'm unaware of the competitive nature of this part of post-production, we were just kind of trying to come up with the best choice but there is no winning No! That is exactly what you said Let's hold hands and tell a secret Thank you very much to all of our artists who participate in this grand experiment of... The show's off the rails. No, it's not! It's a grand experiment we produce it We love your time your talent your treasure people have got a lot of talent now making clips these days that's fantastic. We're burning them out! Eventually everyone burns out except us

1:32:18 But yes, no matter who is doing it you will get burned out if you're doing mixes or if you're doing art. You know I used the picture of the... Did you notice the news? Yes and I like that because that was from The Swine Flu Days wasn't it? Yeah that was show 120 Wow there's your cycle! Every 1200 shows every 1200 shows its time for a new vaccine So I put that art up and they're talking about burning out. It's a beautiful piece of art, I've always thought it was... And I've used it on and off for a decade because it's so funny. And it's the two of us dressed in... We don't use our faces anymore but that was in show 120 we did

1:33:00 So I went back to look at the artist he did five one two three four He did five pieces great in a row great piece is no doubt one of the piece No, they would L. One was great that was that with us as doctors we did five in a row They just show 120 121 123 124 and then anyway I think going 22 was it was it didn't any ended? He never showed up again. It just disappeared huh oh 100 you know thousand shows ago 11 to 12 on his shows ago this guy just vanishes oh So yeah, they all burn out. It was that was it was interesting because Tina who has not been in my life since episode 121 whatever it was 120 120 she sees the art she says where did this come from and I said well look at the clue

1:33:48 So what's with the pig? I said, it's from the swine flu days. This show is so old we can reuse art based upon a scam from eight years ago. Ten no longer ten years ago. Yeah that's crazy anyway We thank all of our artists What's with the pig? What did John put up in the newsletter Oh and before i forget I'm just gonna jinx you But your Substack stories, that's your book my friend. That's your book! Just keep writing those. Your Windows 1.0 story is fantastic It's so... it's great to read through that I mean that's your book man just write those. Just write those stories You said oh it took windows..it took so long to code Windows 1.0 that Steve Ballmer had hair when they started I mean that's funny shit

1:34:49 Oh, yeah. But you had a whole team of comedy writers put together for you apparently yes We hired a bunch of writers That's you can hire comedy writers they do exist and they're cheap And I think you should just go back and call it the tech grouch I mean let's register the name ground on It will John C Dvorak the Tech Grouch? And then you put that little star on its instant bestseller, and it will be an instant bestseller I will, I will... Well I'm glad you enjoyed reading that particular tome. I enjoy all of them! Your stories they're very interesting yes and now.... I did get to hear from it because i wrote that I got to hear from Michael Kaupland Who's that?

1:35:33 Michael Copland's the guy who ran Corral and he was a big shot. He started up a bunch of companies up in Canada, still lives in Ottawa with his trophy wife who is an absolute beauty Marlene... And he won't call you after this but okay yeah so Oh she they know what's going on I mean she's one of the flashiest women in Canada She's very famous And I just she's just great. I have to say and he goes on with some more of his stuff and they starts asking me questions about you know, well You know Marlene wants to know if did you will use Spencer the cat? What's her last name? What's Marlens last name? Kaplan C-o-w L a N D co w P LA and II look her up. Yeah, ma'am. A are le n o

1:36:24 Yeah, but I mean in a hot lips hula hand kind of facelift way. I can see where she was super hot when she was younger but she had work done that has ruined it. You have to look at all her pictures there's a lot of lousy pictures. I think some people don't like her anyways besides the point they asked me about this Did you say any ways? No! Did you add an S to that did you say anyways Did I? I think you did. Oh, yeah because i'm talking about Canadians so uh So they asked the question Uh did was I Spencer the cat at PC week and I mentioned that going into those long stories It got a more anecdotes. I forgot about that spencer the cat was actually five writers This is this is a bunch of gold. This is gold Just you gotta document this stuff inside baseball You have a few other

1:37:21 You're so wrong. They will love it, they will love it! Ask your Gen Z stepdaughter what she thinks. These people don't buy books... Hey get your audience before they're dead brother let's go! Now there is an argument. And let me help you with the European, with around-the-world pronunciation of anyways in American English Anyways. In British English, anyways. In Australian English, anyways. In Welsh English, anyways. There you go!

1:38:04 Only because you said it that I pulled I don't I don't believe I said it night of the RV Jim Irvine is our top donor for this show's showed 13 1300 John 1300. Yeah, I can't I can barely say it yes Oh stop stop Eric sent a redux Yeah, I got the redox. Oh okay you got the redux? Alright because i'm just seeing it and i'm loading it now so you have to go ahead That's what i'm looking at All right Go for it There is a new process in place And it has bugs? It resulted in minor foul up It has bugs

1:38:42 Glitch. So Jim at Foothill Ranch, California gave us $667 and 98 cents. Wow! Thank you for keeping myself and my hot wife sane amidst all the California insanity. Thank you for your in-depth COVID and election coverage we who are not about to die salute you keep up the phrase from The Shays I at least have heard them and get them In the morning night of the RV Jim Irvine This might make me a baron, but I don't have the records to prove it well. I think he's on the list Yes The system works system works Dreb Scott Errol at large now this was kind of this was a mistake He actually gave thirteen hundred to become member in 1300 club Okay and a separate donation of one hundred and seven dollars and twenty eight cents so he could be Upgraded to Duke

1:39:44 Okay, so is he on the upgrade list to be Duke? Let me check. I believe no. No, I think that did happen because also got the new Title yes Yes He is upgraded like credit for the show number as well as a little bit more needed to make Duke So the dred Scott at Earl at large is now Duke at large and I also want to thank sir dreb Scott for stepping up he is managing the community chapters for the know agenda show Yeah, because the thing is there's a you know when people can submit as what as much they want. You can get the hypercaster app or anything and you could submit it but then it has to be approved but I want images so he said okay

1:40:29 So he's for every link that someone sends or something funny as funny that they mark as a funny chapter He puts a cool image in there and phone boy is now adding the no agenda quotes to the rundown. So it's become quite a thing Huh? Yeah, yeah podcast 2.0 baby. It's like we're on fire Yeah, it's almost like being on a big motorcycle going fast enough You can jump off the thing go five miles down the road without falling over Here's my favorite my favorite from you John You said the other day, oh man this podcasting 2.0 is so good just right in time I said yeah see you gotta save podcasts like no no you're getting all these other shows we're getting more listeners this is great

1:41:17 Well, it's true. We got all kinds of cool people listening like Ryan Chase All kinds of stuff you going on different shows again some more You do what? You're throwing a nice wide net with this podcasting 2.0 gimmick Yes well now that Joe Rogan is officially gone He's no you can't open the podcast app and see him he's gone I'm sorry what? Well Joe Rogan is gone. You can no longer listen to Joe Rogan on or any of the back catalog it's all gone, it's gone from all the podcast apps December 1st he's exclusive on Spotify. I thought it was January first! No no December he's exclusive on Spotify now and everything went away

1:41:55 All the mp3s. Really? Yeah, well that was his deal he's exclusive to Spotify I know that was the deal but i thought this stuff would lingers like the internet you know Oh well! I mean...I still have a whole bunch that have been on my in my podcast app but no it's done And that was the deal, it was for the entire catalog. So it wasn't just going forward... Yeah I understand that but what about if he doesn't have his thing on YouTube anymore? No! YouTube now has a deal with Spotify and Spotify creates 20 minutes of each episode for YouTube and I think... Just clips? Yeah just clips which are very popular you know they draw in but if you are caught

1:42:39 And you have an mp3 of Joe Rogan. Spotify police coming to get you, that illegal possession slave! Yeah so podcasting 2.0 Well let's see how this experiment plays out yeah well we're working on hooking up money to this podcast in 2.0 So we're gonna do something that counters this obvious problem Ryan Chase is next on our list He's in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. $1300 and 33 cents to be a member of the 1300 Club also My father-in-law Scott hit me in the mouth back in February And I by the way this show is gonna go on forever if we keep telling stories okay? You know it reminds me

1:43:26 Reminds me the time remember the time we did. We did one that show it was seven and a half hours long That was the what that was the 10th year anniversary wasn't it? Yeah, I think so my father-in-law Scott hit me in the mouth back in February says Ryan And I've been listening to the best podcasting In the universe ever since and I interned hit my smoking hot wife in the mouth a few months ago She's now hooked We now listen to each and every show. It helps keep us sane, and keep our three human resources from being brainwashed! I would like to use the first thousand of this donation as an instant night, And I would like to use the remainder to start the Dame Hood for my smoking hot wife, Courtney! With this donation, I would like to be known as Sir Snacking Ham Of The Black Forest. And it shall be so! Apparently he likes to ham it up...

1:44:18 He says, please de-couché both of us by thinking he means dedouche. Hmm. Uh... Jobs karma for everyone and China is asshole! Yes... Hold on I haven't gotten my jingle set out yet because there's quite a few we need to take care of. Let me get the dedouching meanwhile Yeah We got this You've been DEDOUCHED CHINA IS ASSHOLE!!! You've got Karma Okay, um... next on the list. I'm gonna get this thing to scroll up. There it is. Sir Benjamin Naitis in San Francisco California and he comes in with 1300 so he'd be a member of the 1300 Club? Yes indeed he will! Thank him for that.

1:45:09 I was driving south on Highway 35 listening to Adam going to who and FDA PCR cycle count revelations and JCD chime in with the sales scheme marketing business model analysis. I was brought to a state of mental and emotional elation somehow feeling my amygdala beginning to shrink I felt bad, I couldn't donate for the 13th anniversary so why not become a member of the club 1300 thus completing my journey to Viscount of San Francisco having reached $5300 in donation level. Even when you two are in full crackpot and buzzkill mode?

1:45:50 Disagreeing as you were in episode 1299, your analysis is truly valued. As you help us producers better understand the mechanism of the Power Elite. This dude named Ben got a psychology major! And then he's got a link to the Wikipedia Power Elite page on Wikipedia. No jingles no karma apparently Well Sir Benjamin thank you very much we'll see you We'll see you at the roundtable. That's a great note, thank you! Next is Sir J-Boy in Aldi Virginia with another 1300 which is another member of the third... this is great by the way This makes a big difference to the future of the show to have all these members of 1300 Club

1:46:42 Hugh truly writes, truly provide the critical thinking in M5M deconstruction which in turn helps us as producers to keep our amygdala's healthy and small. First of all I want to throw a shout out thank you and healthy dose of karma to Sir Morgan who provided a confirmation of your emails via Mastodon as well as his reminder to me that I need to do the work even in these busy days despite the Rona and, of course we are all going to die. Second, I want to give a happy birthday greeting to my Smokin' Hot Sweet Baby aka My Keeper who celebrated her 46th journey around the sun or whatever the equivalent is for the flat earth peeps on November 30th thank you sweet baby!

1:47:22 Finally, I would like to credit this donation to go to her Instadame-hood. Oh! Sweet. Okay? Well she's a dame then. What are we gonna do...I know she is on the list. Well let me check She is a listener and avid lover of the best produced podcasts in the universe and we thoroughly enjoy discussing and laughing ha ha ha about each episode during our daily morning commutes to work Yes, she's on. For her title I would like to request and I checked it with her first of course Of course Which some people don't do that she'd be called Dame Sweet Baby of the Carolinas And be served Cabernet and Keto crackers Mm-hmm Is it pronounced keto or ketto? Keto At the round table I would also like to request the following jingles for her

1:48:09 Shut up already and science new shit has come to light. Two to the head, and little girl... by the way that's a this is a story it's pretty funny uh two to the head and little girl yay! It does it tells a story it's poetic Poetic? Thank you for your courage too many more years of you two searching for your exit strategy oh he's got a spell with the wrong two but So many more years of use. Yeah, we get it. We like it! Shut up already! Science! I've got information man new shit has come to light!

1:48:51 It does tell a somber tale, doesn't it? Oh yes. A sad sad sad. Sir Christopher Kessler in Marshfield Wisconsin 1300 title upgrade night to Baron accounting sent via email no peers requested thank you John and Adam goat karma please short sweet simple and you're a member of the 1300 club Thank You sir Christopher Karma. Michael Arrington, Sir Back County Ranger... Uh...

1:49:29 $1,000. So we closed our club membership and he's in Anacortes Washington I got no note from him that i can find it under any circumstance the same with David Foxx from Wendell North Carolina another North Carolingian with one thousand dollars no note that can be easily Deduced from yes, but let it let us know if there's a title or something that needs to change please Yeah, our instant nighting or something and the same with the next one. I guess Vincent Padula Oh no, I'm sorry That was David Fox we had this with us too that we have no note for yeah two in a row Okay. All right good yet now. We're Vincent Padula Yes Now are back to our normal donations Vincent Padula In Brooklyn New York three four five six seven

1:50:21 It's that time again to support the show with a donation. How can I resist? Now see my New York accent has deteriorated to a Chicago accent! You gotta start by saying Vinnie, it's Vinnie from Brooklyn! Is that time again... No i can't do it either just read it. You can't do it now. I'm just gonna re-instruct. I'll fall into it if his patter allows me Yes. It's that time again to support the show, the donation? How can I keep... how can I resist a lucky show 1300? Interestingly in Italy 13 is seen as a lucky number while it 17 that's the unlucky number. That's fact, useful fact

1:50:59 Clip request the Liana sleepy Joe stop the hammering, please release the kraken The slowed down version. Sorry John now we've Banned it except on request so I guess There you go all right then I mean You know somebody's becoming an executive producer they want us to play upside-down and backers will do it goat karma Well, considering it's such an important milestone for the NOAH Agenda Show I decided to step forward and complete my knighthood. To accomplish this i'm supporting this show at the executive producer level with a donation of $34567 that puts me just over a thousand Please Knight me as Sir Vincenzo Blind Knight of Kings County Brooklyn New York Keeper Of The Truth

1:51:48 Should read that better. Blind night of Kings County, Brooklyn New York keeper of the truth for the roundtable I'd like to request lagavulin 16 single malt scotch a fine drink and Kerrygold Dubliner cheese which is a great Irish grass-fed cheddar like cheese available at most Costco's I've had it numerous times. It's quite tasty, a little mild Congratulations to your awesome consistent quality for 1300 shows I'm proud to finally have a seat at the No Agenda Roundtable Your producer Vinnie from Brooklyn PS

1:52:26 Please put my son Francisco on the birthday list. I believe he's on it He will be 15 on December 14th, the same day that the Electoral College cast their vote for Joe Biden That's not what he said! He said we're the next president! Here we go. Stop the hammering! You've got karma. No need to read this on the air. This donation segment is long enough anyway! Love and light. Good one, excellent I like it very creative Thank you very much we appreciate that Lee North in Omaha, we're halfway through I know Lee North in Omaha Nebraska 333-33 Lee North KF0BEH73 from Omaha jingles AOC pigs in human clothing tutor they had Trump aroused

1:53:36 This donation brings me to the night counting below. I'd like to be known as sir goon knight errant of the Great Plains request MREs MREs meals ready-to-eat and Near he's got near bear, but I think he means near beer yeah, I think so too near beer But we can give him bear It's the roundtable. We can get anything we want Yeah, but I think he doesn't want bear He wants beer Okay I wish there was an R2-D2 screaming karma But screaming goat would do Thanks for all the last 1300 and the next 1300 Yes Indeed Thank you And we'll see you at the round table with that request of yours Kinese truth Those are the facts of this world! And you will all surrender to them

1:54:33 It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused. But we got it arous- You've got... karma. By the way kind of interesting that he thought that jingle was AOC The pigs in human clothing She's radical but not quite that bad Yeah, why don't you read the next couple while I go look up this one. Sure! So Sir Steiner the expat of Spokanestan sent us $333 and he requested for his name as a full name not to be mentioned which will honor 1300 more no exit plan one-time karma please you got it thank you You've Got Karma

1:55:24 Let's David Young, David Young. Here it is so this is David Young come on come on Wow 13th David Young came in with what he comes 330 301 333 oh one he writes wow 1300 episodes congratulations I want to thank the other executive producers for their wonder notes of encouragement for this incredible show its best-in-the-universe talent and the participation of so many talents from around the globe that bring smiles to our faces twice a week. We want this pod to go on and on! You're doomed... To go on and onto episodes 2600, 3900 hell why not 5200 baby if you guys inject the right teenage blood into your veins?

1:56:17 Look. This is good As an executive producer, my job is to deliver the treasure but also some difficult messages All of us were a bit dismayed to hear all the arguing over Adam's new girlfriend Sydney during show 1299 Now I see why you had to find this email Very important Yes keep it coming My girlfriend Sydney Woo! We understand the tensions at play. Adam's always been distracted by older women with big, well shall we say photogenic assets." I did not put this on as a gag for just... Honestly have never read this note. I'm reading it cold. Uh, I'm not even sure what he's talking about. Love and light to we say but maybe just maybe its time to consider all the projects going on at Curry Dvorak Enterprises and put some possible changes on the table is possible may be consider ready

1:57:11 Have we thought hard enough about bringing Megyn Kelly in to share the desk with Adam? Okay. And elevate John to a focus segment on a topic even more universal and important, with this format change I think we can tip our twos into some of the real sponsors for John's new segments Wait wait wait wait so wait The suggestion is To bump you for Megyn Kelly and then just give you like an emeritus spot I get an old spot, but i get to talk about food. Oh! Food and wine? Okay. We tip our toes in the sun... This is what I want to do on YouTube for John's new segment Vitamix frozen waffles who knows Smuckers let's dream big that's the sponsors can you imagine what Megan would do for the ratings

1:57:54 I love you both. You're smoking hot. Karma for everybody, peace! David Youngster, David of Ross. Thank you very much David. And by the way... He says Mike C is a papist spook. He does send me encrypted emails Mike C? Yeah. The paper spooks? Wait, maybe it's C-Mike Maybe it's a different guy I don't know if Mike C or C-Mike I think its the same guy Well there are lots of spooks What is your point? We got spooks listening to the show! Oh yeah, there's C-Mike he's in the troll room He knows Adam Eubank $333 from Springdale Arizona says Jingles resist me much Don't enslave me Camel shut up slave

1:58:42 The work that you and Gitmo Nation produce is absolutely unrivaled in-depth quality and originality. I'm incredibly thankful for the NA community, a shining example of what the open and free internet makes possible! This is all upper caps I am trying to emphasize I listened to your heads up on that Bentonville AR, Arkansas based retailer with a shit-eating grin because here in Springdale half an hour south of the home office we were not past the same info because i know you are from the future I knew the panic buying was about to hit about three days before the sheeple stampeded my store and snatched up every last square of TP and case of bottled water in the place. Here's my quarterly bonus from stocking said retailer shelves, you guys are more than worth it! To any douchebags out there paying for stuff like No Agenda is important even if it's a little bit at a time The future of honest media and a fun livable world depends on us plus It feels good too

1:59:44 Can I get a little karma for my mom who may have to have surgery due to a torn ligament in her shoulder and some bus karma as i attempt to find a trustworthy mechanic In the northwest Arkansas area who can work on a Duramax diesel engine So if anyone, you know what go on noagendasocial.com would be my uh... No yeah too many angel- diesel mechanics on social but But your's- You'd be surprised how many people know somebody Who knows something else Huh Seriously, it's a lot closer to a real social network than Twitter. Thank you this is exactly right Okay he said he wanted What were the two here cuz I'd missed that one don't enslave me Shut oh shut up slave Okay, I got that one. That's not a problem and some karma for his mom and everybody else You've got karma

2:00:44 Brett Samuels on the list is in the Arab Emirates and he has, I couldn't find a note from him but I did find there's somebody else in the Emirates and there's a note that I want to read later. Sir Otaku Duke of Northeast Texas and the Red River Valley in Louisville Texas 325 ITM John and Adam sorry did not send anything for your 13th anniversary but I've been out of work since mid-May well you sent something you send this donation yeah Nothing says pandemic like laying off 5500 employees only to spend 2.8 billion the next week to buy your competition. Well, I wonder what company that is? Anyways and yes i said anyways...I thought I'd better send for a donation for such a historic show as number 1300 here's a quarter for each show Wow! That's a good idea

2:01:40 I always enjoy your deconstruction each week and hope you all continue for 1300 more shows. Can i get some TPP karma? Since I've got to start looking for a job in the IT industry here in Northeast, Texas and you get this work there Yeah 73 some k5 VZ sir otaku Duke of North East Texas in the Red River Valley 73 is kilo 5 alpha Charlie Charlie We need the hams and the dude named Ben's. This is what's going to help us through the revolution which will not be televised You've got karma.

2:02:38 Happy 1300th and Merry Christmas from Sir Sean of the Allegheny Valley. Thank you. Thank You, Sean. M Andrew Jones 23456 Oh he actually sent a note in notes here somewhere but there are your notes first when I had oh yes this okay this is very long oh it's just a hospital warden No what? No never mind Keep going. First, enjoy the button he sent a button that says I cannot wear a mask because i have a condition and it is basically only in more words but it's one is a big button he says I work at a grocery store and during this summer we gave these buttons to people not who refuse to wear masks at the store where's he from and say

2:03:39 America's Mountain. Unfortunately, the muzzled sheep took offense to these buttons and their blowback was terrible or so I'm told. Apparently the company overlords were lambasted in the media for encouraging the rule-breaking. I cannot verify since i am not at face bag but apparently it was big fuss there too shortly after these buttons were issued Corporate recalled them. Oh, this is actually an official button made by corporate. I have a collector's item! Ah! I apologize for that...I'll take a scan of it and put it in the next newsletter you see what it looks like It's big. Surely after these buttons up, I'll scan a quarter next to so you can see the size Cool Uhh..I apologize for not getting you one Adam That's okay They went very fast and I only pilfered a handful before they were gone

2:04:32 I gave preferences to John since he is such an accomplished hoarder. Thank you, thank you very much You're gonna read this whole note? This is a long note! And I'm gonna stop reading in a minute... This donation makes me a Viscount! Ah! That's what we wanted. That's what the problem is. Yeah, there's a reason to read this note So he's a viscount and I wish to maintain my current protectorate And I see more than enough to amuse me at the roundtable so he doesn't need anything there. So all you need is put it on the Viscount upgrade list. Finally, thank you for promoting my book Children At The Broken Moon! The response has been increasingly enthusiastic and nearly 200 readers have attracted that despite the twindemic then it goes on about the book

2:05:21 Please remind the slaves that The Children of the Broken Moon is a first-rate epic high fantasy by 8 years in the making. So check it out! Makes a great gift, he goes on. I'll bet it does! I'll put some notes in the newsletter about any more of this so anyway thank you Andrew he's the Viscount of America's Mountain So now is... He will be the Viscount of America's Mountain Yeah i'm putting it in now because it wasn't in our back office okay Of course not Alright It would have been impossible Yes we got him We got him By the way speaking of books Speaking of books I just want to promote again I've started reading it

2:06:00 Sir Scott McKenzie with his Gitmo Nation novel, his latest The Cockroach Milk. It's a page-turner! Oh he's just gonna get better. But it's a page turner...it's really good I'll definitely start reading it myself Matthew Bernier in Manassas Virginia 223 Hey guys hey guys thanks so much for the show and biweekly sanity checks Starting a listing this past summer after being hit in the mouth by Dame Meredith the Fair, the best lawyer in the universe. Hmm! He's deducing. You've been de-douche'd. He wants to don't enslave me Camelot and you will obey him and that's true Don't enslave me Camelot! You will obey That's true

2:06:56 I believe i tried to find John Appleby and couldn't find him. He's a $215 donor from Greensburg, Pennsylvania. I will look in between segments and see if that one is not absolutely sure. Colin Villanueva in Blue Strings Missouri 213 He needs a Don't Eat Me Bojiden, the whole load. Two to the head and my wife has made two previous donations and one in my name And this one's in hers Oh no, one is hers Sorry I never received my de-douching Oh well let's do it now You've been de-douched This ones for Adriana My lavishly lovely wife I would like credit go to her Uh oh Make a note

2:07:39 Yes, we do every show is about three or four of these and we have to try to make sure we catch him And all for the amazing things this is for the amazing thing. She does for our six-month old human resource I wait till he or she is too Happy 1300 and thank you for this sanity and thank you Give me the whole load today Okie dokie. Tells a story. It does! Matt Davidson in Rochester, New York 213. Yes. John and Adam thank you for your talent and more importantly or importantly your time here is this some treasure can you please play some of my favorite jingles WTC7 shape-shifting Jews Foushee Weeze and Larry David pretty good

2:08:34 What's a Larry David? Pretty good. Yeah, I got it! I got it again and some standard jobs car with a goat twist Thank you for showing me the door to dimension A Happy 1300 Matt And Rochester Nueva Yorker WTC 7 won't go away Roll up, roll up for the Baskerville Shapeshifting Juice! Step right this way. Pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty...pretty good? I like the Fauci wheeze!

2:09:37 He thought she wheezes weird. It's classic The guy is an alien Sounds like Dame Jennifer our friend in Charleston, South Carolina 213 Hello Dame Jennifer I think this was given by her husband because it says please credit to Dame Jennifer Hey guys hey guys hey guys You two saying that episode 2 of 97 is now my text alert for no agenda You two sang that in 1297, is now my text letter for NA producers. Oh when we said hey guys in Harvey. Yeah she clipped it of course! She made a ringtone this is from her by the way. That's by the way is a great ringtone not to mention it. Yes. It's a little... I don't know.. A little Faye

2:10:28 According to my accounting sent via email, I can become a baroness today. I needed little joy in this dumpster fire of 2020. I keep saying it but i'll do it again! I never would have made it through the scandemic... scam-demic and its effects without your show. My little... ugh So I talked to the one of the Lib Joe's. Oh, you know the Lib Joe report this been a while? One of the hobbyists and so yeah we've done pretty good COVID has been good us and I said it you know what we make people feel a lot more comfortable and they're relaxed because they have a clue And he says without missing a beat Yeah fiction does have a calming effect on people And then you kicked him in the shins No it was over the phone Ah too bad

2:11:20 No, he went on and on about masks. Oh yeah okay fine Hey we should get together but we got to do it outside Yeah yeah just socially distance with a mask A mask? You should have like a poker Anyway she goes on uh my she says her little hobby ANA the animated Noah Jenner really incredible community of producers I've met i'm sure you've met quite a few I'm only 50% more bananas than I was in 2019 whereas I would likely have been 10x matching crazy without y'all Y'all thank you. I could use some super-powered TPP jobs karma with gratitude XOXO Dame Jennifer Thank You Dame Jennifer and thank you so much for your contribution in your talent in your time as well Animated no agenda has also helped a lot of people because it just brought to life In fact, you made some of our bits better

2:12:11 By chopping them up, adding context and cutting out the boring bits you've done an excellent job. And really appreciate you. Which I did find in the moment a moment of peace Let me see if I gotta make sure that because it's not a John Appleby. That's the problem Oh Hmm, no, I guess it's okay to say who it is It's Bob and Kathy No Bob just sent in our final contribution the greatest podcast and with this I tell me you finally achieved Dame hood for my wife Cathy and the knighthood for myself now there we go

2:13:07 Get your pen out. Okay, hold on a second this was alright so now I'll read it keep reading while you do that okay we wanted to walk up the table together so this is an early Christmas present for ourselves and as everyone knows a couple who listens together stays together and i will add a couple who gets knighted together stays together forever. Okay, especially in the annals. Don't forget when one of these days when this is uncovered they're like 2,000 years from now they're gonna see all these knightings and dames and they're just actually going to go into history books Well your bloodline will receive royal treatments and preferences and privilege. Do you have a last name? My smoking hot wife Kathy is also having a birthday cop! Hold on hold on do these people have a last name

2:13:50 Applebee. Oh, it's the apple bees? Okay. I just...I'm writing it down okay. Applebee yes okay and Kathy also has a birthday for Kathy sorry. It's okay. It's okay. Yes. Spoken out why Kathy is having a birthday coming up on December 8th. December 8th no date given so Give her the age of 29. December 8th, this should be 29. Okay! Now do they have... It could be 20 well maybe 25 make it 25 23 is 25 okay? 23 yes even better and uh does she did they have knight and dame names picked out apparently no they're just gonna go with their names okay

2:14:40 Now, uh... he needs again another little thing here. Goat Karma. Luckily there's nothing else. Oh that's just it? Just goat karma for their oldest granddaughter Toby She is still in the midst of dealing with her thyroid cancer. Ugh! We should give her the F-cancer. F-cancer! Yeah we should just do a good yes. I want to wish both you and the No Agenda Nation A very Merry Christmas. Well Merry Christmas to you Here we go. You've got karma works better with go And he's got a little video. He wants me to watch which I will watch but not now okay, all right We were on gent Dame Jennifer well knock white well I'll do combat rock of the Idaho Highlands 202 oh two

2:15:29 Uh, shut up already at ScienceWTC7 and Rubblizer. Oh I gotta grab that one... In the morning, John and Adam congratulations on 1300 shows without a single fight! I am grateful for the weekly info-semen you have provided throughout this scamdemic On my last donation I plugged my custom rifle building business BenfieldsPrecision.com And i'm happy to report that karma paid off in two orders from rifles from No Agenda listeners Very nice. Listen to the show... You know, a custom-built rifle from a guy like this is what you want. It's beautiful! That's what you definitely need. They're valuable forever. They show up on the Antiques Roadshow. Well maybe I should invest in one of these diddies? I've been looking for a rifle for the coming friction. Hey hey don't laugh at me

2:16:28 Let's see, where were we? Yes. Benfieldprecision.com. That's B-E-N-F-I-E-L-D precision dot com and I'm happy to report the car paid off two orders for rifles from the NOAA dental listeners listeners to the show can receive 10% off by showing proof of donations over $100 If you're looking for any gunsmithing services from a simple tune-up to a full custom, listeners can contact me through the website. Thank you for your courage and a toast of Lagwullen 16 to 1300 more shows! Dream on! Humble request Stereo Goat Karma for all these small business owners." So that's Elluge and one of the Rebelizer

2:17:11 Well, hold on. Can you read the next? Oh actually doesn't make any sense let me just get these jingles real quick shut up at science Hold on say he also wants lag of woolen no No He's just saying he's not a knight or anything is just saying I'd be just once like a villain Is it about lager woollen toast oh a toast of lag of woolens what isn't stay with what's going on with Lagavulin is it on sale someplace You would suspect Costco That's what I would and by the way, I think I have seen like a little 16 at Costco. Oh interesting Yeah, let me just get the number station thing here. It's gotta be right number station Where is my number station? This is the one jingle I was looking for in the database. I couldn't find it. This is crazy rubble eiser Rubble eyes that I was Matt a number station. I thought that's what it was number station

2:18:14 Well, yeah I got it. I got it! I found it. Yayyyy! Shut up already! It's science! WTC 7 won't go away! India, Tango, Mike... Standby 333333 Robilizer out You've Got And then our last one I think. Yeah, our last one Do you have the jingle? Not the jingle but do you have the old original copy of The Rub-A-Lizers? The rubble... not Rubbalizer but But the number station where this guy's just saying numbers? Did we ever get a copy that well? Well i know we've talked about it Okay, let me read this and then we wrapped this wrapped this baby

2:19:12 Don Marotta, Marotta, Marotta. $200 and 13 cents. He's still over here in Cupertino where Steve Jobs used to live and kind of well that's where Apple used to be. They're still there. Thirteen years ago I listened started listening to the best podcast by the way if you hit property there around the Apple thing it probably made out. 13 years ago I started listening to the best podcast in universe. One year ago, I started dating the best girlfriend in the universe and I'd like to wish Audra Matthews a smoking hot milf of very happy birthday 42 on December 1st she's on the list. Yep! I hit her in the mouth a couple of months into our relationship when this scamdemic was just taking hold

2:19:53 I asked if she remembered Adam from MTV, which she excitingly did. But she's not into tech so sorry John... She never heard of you! But in the months that followed, she became such a fan she made a donation of 160.16 a double boob for my birthday In her note, she asked me to be called out as a douchebag for never donating even though I've listened since episode 1 and was disappointed when i wasn't called out for my douche baggery. Can you please rectify that for her? DOUCHEBAG! Okay now your'e a douchebag

2:20:31 Now we listen to the show together and we've even caught her randomly singing Dvorak.org slash NA She's now questioning everything the mainstream media does asking, what do you think John and Adam will say about that? She is no longer a commie liberal And has even hit a few of our friends in the mouth That's true! Couples with no agenda stay together Can I please get... China is asshole A boogity, boogity, boogity. A MILF and some relationship karma. Oh! Interesting... I love you Audra and look forward to celebrating many more birthdays and no agenda milestones together. There ya go. Interesting that he asked for relationship karma after saying she was a carmy libtard. I was thinking the same thing but wasn't gonna mention it. Ah man, I can tell you guys love each other that's obvious. China is asshole! Boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity. Pussies for drivers and mules for tonight

2:21:31 Oh, that's a different one. Little twist... By the way I do have that for you This is the North Korean number station. But I don't have the traditional one. Sounds like she's crying for help! Well, she might be... just might be

2:22:07 Well that concludes our list of associate executive producers and executive producers for show 1300. And thank you all for your courage, thank you for sticking with us this great experiment which has been working for 1300 episodes over 13 years where it's very simple we all produce the show together and that means time talent treasure this has been very humbling to see these donations and more importantly the notes and what effect the show and community has had on everybody. There was a note, I don't know if it's for this show or further down the list but one of our producers was attacked apparently he was in the hospital beaten up pretty badly He is in America

2:22:55 And he wrote this story, I don't know if you saw this note. That's why I want to bring it up that so he's in there He's been getting patched up and he gets a call from DC girl Who just calls to check on him? They found out which hospital he was in and then his Excuse me show you have a call from Australia sir Chris Wilson on the line This is that that is so heartwarming and and a lot of that is around no agenda social comm that's where a lot of these friendships develop And if we don't find this note on this rundown today, I'll have it for Sunday. But it's just beautiful and 1300 may be a little unlikely but we'll keep going for a bit. I think we're all having a good time and if you'd like to continue the parte help us out for the Sunday show go to vorac.org slash n once again thank you very much for your time your talent in your treasure is appreciated our formula is this we go out

2:23:52 We hit people in the mouth. We'll take a little break with a few Alex Jones clips Okay, is there any particular reason you're playing the Alex Jones clips? I was gonna use them to counter your Girlfriend's clips but you didn't bring any I have them maybe I should play them first uh I think I think, that's a good question. What would you think would be better? These are crazy! Well she... uh... these are mostly about population control. This is about the vaccine, I presume. Well my note of population control just in general he's gone off to deep... But hold on a second

2:24:51 You stated it very clearly. You brought these to counter my girlfriend, okay? I don't know why all of a sudden it's my girlfriend but if you want... Not me! It was the-you know we just go with the listeners whatever they say Oh okay Okay okay I'll remember that yes So then let me play her first. It's short stuff and then you can make fun of her with the... I'm not gonna make fun of it, this is just a counter-programming it's got nothing to do with making fun of her But I'm not even going to start there we need to start with the most important person is Darude! Darude had a fabulous moment

2:25:30 And I don't even know, so he's doing it. This is the roadshow. It says these hearings and in this case he got some significant pushback from gosh now i don't know if this was Arizona I think it may be Arizona or could be Michigan. They're essentially doing the same thing in every one of these swing states, they file the lawsuit and then they show the evidence of how ballots were packed, how votes were stacked, all the stuff that we went through earlier including the voting machines and he got some pushback here but there was a magical moment! A magical moment in this

2:26:07 in this vid here, which I will stop and point out to you. Your team has now lost 39 court cases in the aftermath of the election with judges ruling that there is inadequate evidence to support the sweeping claims that you are making and repeating here tonight and the unprecedented relief that you are seeking Yesterday we learned that US Attorney General William Barr has similarly found no evidence whatsoever of widespread irregularities that are worth investigating If our local clerks, state and federal judges across the country and the highest ranking law enforcement official in the United States cannot find any substance to or any merit in any of your arguments why should we?

2:26:46 Why should we sit here in this show that you are partaking in and taking around the country if no one has found any evidence whatsoever of any of your wrongdoing? And why should we not believe the reported attempts to try and seek a pardon from the President. What was the last part? That last part is not... You're attempting to seek a pardon, so why is this not part of that. I will ask that he be disciplined for that! First of all- Ah hold on a second what did we just hear?! Did you hear it? Well.. I want you to play this clip No wait a minute I'm in the middle of a bit dude!! I'm asking if you heard the thing Yeah that's what this clip refers too Well I think that I should play mine then because uh we have the same

2:27:36 Okay, go. So we'll listen to it again are you referring to this? I heard what he said What was the last part that last part is not your attempt to seek a partner so why is this not part of that? Okay, you didn't hear it. I'm going to zoom in hold on a second I'm going to rotate. I'm going to enhance. I will ask did he be disciplined for that Did you hear at the end let's zoom in a little further Rudy cut a fart and everybody was up in arms about it. This is- You can make a fart

2:28:13 Hey, it was either Rudy or it was the guy who was against him and he lets another one out later on. Someone really had some shits going! I asked that he be disciplined for that. First of all... First of all what he said is not true Second, that's a defamation to my professional character Do you allow that to happen in your legislature? No. As I said, Representative, let's keep it limited to the Germaine issue here so Mr Giuliani let me ask the question. Just for the record we haven't lost 39 cases and only brought 3

2:28:51 So you're wrong about that. Second, the reason why people are reaching those conclusions is because like you they don't have the discipline maybe the intelligence I don't know to read through this! To read this and to read 20 more like it You can't tell me there's no evidence when I have a couple of thousand affidavits from people. You can't tell me that your credibility is better than the credibility of those people they swore under oath, you didn't! And you seem very very free to lie! I'm just hoping to get an answer to the other questions about Mr. Barr and others who have disproven his... I gave you the answer! The answer that i gave you is they didn't bother to interview a single witness, just like you They don't want to know the truth Well you probably know the truth I'm worried about their not wanting to know the truth And that is the entire deconstruction from Twitter was Oh someone farted But you of course heard the pardon nonsense and I guess you have a clip about that I'd love to hear it if you haven't

2:29:58 Before I play that clip, how about who was this guy that Giuliani was going after? So i think this was in Georgia and this would have been the hearing so it would have been someone from the state legislature. I believe the trolley could help me out... I'd like to look into this because this-I think Giuliani's points are well taken you can't pull this kind of ad hominem crap into situation especially at that level. Well just not yet mean what kind Hearing is this with a guy says something like that. Well, this is the media bleeding through to local politics and politicians Okay, it's the Michigan State Assembly I'm sorry Yeah The media bleeds through to this isn't yeah That's actually a good observation It's the media bleeding through This is what I have with the lib joes all they do is when I talk to my eyes will be talking to there was You know if there was some way of making a composite of The New York Times I must just be talking to that thing right monster Gollum

2:30:57 Worst. Yeah, all right so this I got like yeah go ahead for some I don't know why what this is What's going on here? But this is the pardon clip from Democracy Now! Yeah This is...I believe if this is what I'm about to hear it's some kind of counter programming that It's kind of been built to just have a narrative to talk about something, I think. Let's hear it. Multiple news organizations are reporting President Trump has discussed preemptively pardoning several members of his family including his three oldest children Donald Trump Jr., Ivanka and Eric

2:31:35 as well as his son-in-law, Jared Kushner and his attorney Rudy Giuliani. A presidential pardon would give them protection from federal crimes but not state and local crimes. Meanwhile, newly unsealed court documents have revealed the Justice Department is investigating a bribery for pardon scheme where lobbyists allegedly made substantial political contributions in exchange for presidential pardon or reprieve of sentence. Most details of the alleged scheme were redacted including the identity of the participants." Right! Now I remember. The setup was

2:32:13 Some apparent pardon for cash, which sounds highly unlikely but the narrative And I'm sad Amy didn't do it their narrative. I heard is he's gonna pardon Julie Julianne He's gonna pardon his whole family and then maybe he will have the audacity to be the first president ever to pardon himself Seriously being discussed This is the kind of thing that media is promoting. Is it the media? Is it the CIA? I think its the CIA. Is there a difference? Well, no... Well hold on! What I mean by that is

2:32:53 You're stymied me with that assertion. There's no difference technically, but I'm thinking well how does it get into this? How does it get into the talking points? This is bullcrap! I have an example for you one of the talking points was we can't stall with this vote because You know, the same thing happened with Bush-Gore and then we got 9-11 because it was so much confusion. The terrorists took advantage of it! Oh I haven't heard this one Well you didn't hear this? We played it a few shows ago It started up Well I never heard the Bush-Gore connection Let me see... let me just see if I have Yeah that's exactly what it was It was something related to Bush Gore Gosh

2:33:45 I wish i had it. Anyway, yeah so that's that is a narrative God! I'm so sure we had a clip of it anyway It was you know... We have to be very careful with this with taking too long because Because of that that's how Al-Qaeda was able to attack America Project Veritas A year later? Yeah project veritas Had uh You know they've apparently been listening into CNN morning phone calls for two months and are now releasing it, and confronted Jeff Zucker actually on that phone call. He said hey we've been listening in for two months sounds like you're kind of manipulating the news, manipulating the reporting. I'm shocked! I know very shocking

2:34:33 So I have a one-minute clip and you know in typical Veritas style. I get really excited and then release just kind of like Okay, you know it's never like oh my gosh Like you're telling me there's there's collusion and corruption going on the news business not so surprised But this is the genesis of that actual story About the 9-11 and you can hear being concocted on the phone There's two reporters who I couldn't find much on, but they're field reporters which means they're in contact with lots of people familiar with people's thinking and they literally launched this and you can hear Jeff Zucker going yeah! Yeah. Yeah. So how does it happen? How does it get in? I think this is how it works You get on the morning call with your stooge which can easily be... Oh listen I'm here on the ground and here's what I'm hearing from the CIA

2:35:28 We just don't want us to exaggerate that Trump isn't leaving office. I put a whole piece in the beginning because A, you have to get used to the voice to be able to understand it B of course they put shitty piano music under it You dipshits at Veritas It's stupid! and i'm going to have a lot of specific reporting on that later today but just the big picture wanted to underscore what michael had said. yeah, agreed on the issue of why it's important to get the transition going right um... the nine eleven report talked about one of the problems was that

2:36:10 the trouble that was brewing got lost during the transition. So if you want a good concrete example of what happens when we don't have a good transition, go look at the Twin Towers. Yeah so I think that's an important point um uh i think it was discussed a little bit yesterday in terms of national security. I think it's really important to raise again I would encourage folks to think about that 9-11 commission report and the lack of transition. So this is how it's done in corporations too, because i've been a part of it The CEO has some lackey bring up some point and maybe its a VP Well you know I've heard that we really should be... And something that the CEO wants to have happen and in this case Jeff Zucker, the male voice

2:37:03 And it's suggested, oh yes this is a very good point. Yeah kudos attaboy for you! Good job yes very important we pay attention to this So they're both in cahoots that so obvious and remember the 9-11 report because I just woke up and said Oh my god I remember the 9-11 report please...so that how it happens It gets pushed through their stooges into the meetings, into the morning meetings Well, you have to assume a number of the stooges as you put it on the CIA payroll. Yes that's my point exactly or...

2:37:42 It's like me, it's like I get information in this case from DIA, military intelligence and it's going to be slanted. And I expect that but it's the same you know and there's people whose job is to give me information There are people whose job it is to give Alex Jones information not the same guy sometimes it is! And I'm just very aware of it and I say all the time thanks Handler I say it all the time. Good work! Alright, we don't fall for this stooge stuff... Alright now to Georgia they had a rally and this is why i say you know they're trying to get everyone behind this to push in a constitutional manner

2:38:33 And I have two clips from, actually yeah two clips from Sidney Powell short ones. This is regarding the evidence. We will give all our evidence to the Department of Justice as soon as we get it pulled together So this would explain why Barr hasn't seen anything, because they haven't given it yet apparently. I know... She's not a great public speaker. I wish i could say that I didn't have concerns about how that would be handled but unfortunately I still do

2:39:10 It's going to take a lot of indictments and fast to show us that they really mean business because there has been flagrant election fraud. We have evidence from everything from people buying votes with checks written from a business on K Street in DC, to ballots being shredded, ballots being manufactured, ballots coming across the border from Mexico that are counterfeit a plane full of ballots that came in, ballots distributed across state lines after being faked. I mean there is no kind of voter fraud that hasn't been experienced this year across the country." And i have seen the affidavits for USPS and also a lone UPS driver who say yeah I ship ballots across state lines UPS isn't even allowed to transport them

2:40:08 So she'll have to back that up and here's something bizarre which the media latched on to immediately. She is essentially saying don't vote in Georgia, and they have a runoff election too for the Senate which would be very important, and here's Sydney saying you shouldn't vote at all! I think, I would encourage all Georgians to make it known that you will not vote at all until your vote is secure. And I mean that regardless of party we can't live in a republic, a free republic unless we know our votes are legal and secure

2:40:48 Yeah, a lot of people took that as a bad thing. If you don't have people showing up to vote in the runoff then they may lose the Senate so that seems like a bad hire right there Now also in Georgia Lynn Wood And I like Lin Wood, but he really went all in. This is our battle, this is our fight. This is for our freedom! 1776 is back. Send a message from Georgia the battleground state of Georgia the battle starts here today at Wells Park in this land in this place with these people we're going to take our country back again it's 1776 God bless you and god bless America

2:41:50 So I kind of play them in reverse but that gives you an idea of this being a real rally. Here he is on the numbers. I've looked at the real numbers, he won over 410 electrical votes. It's actually electoral electrical votes! He got some electrical votes. He won damn near one every state including California. Including California? Plus million votes! We're not going to let them steal our election, we're not gonna let them steal our country and we will die before we'll ever let him steal our freedom

2:42:40 You see what I'm saying about tears will come? Because it's going to come down to that. People are sick and tired of it, and I think this is effective. It may work people may come out. And especially when as predicted, it all gets blamed on China! I'll tell you what they didn't know because I voted in person for Buckhead Library...I never knew that my vote was going to leave Fulton County Pass through Venezuela, Canada. Find its way over to Barcelona or Frankfurt and that I had cast it and we just learned this on a machine with software that is 75% owned by the Communist Party of China! I didn't vote on a Chinese machine. I would never have done it

2:43:37 There you go. So this is Act 4, just the beginning I expect something interesting almost every single day mainly from the president who is starting us This is it! Get your popcorn we'll see where it leads us I'll be watching Netflix Okay Hollywood stooge Come on man 1776 do not stand for the Republic? It's not 1776 for one thing Oh that's what Lynne Wood said Let's before we play any Alex Jones. I want to it says this is our 1300th show I'm gonna play some classics classics classics Because I want to remind people of some of the stuff that we've done and we probably could do some of it again We don't do as much of this one This is the one that's titled this from 2013. This called classic 13 I wanna this is one of the we used to I used to do this more I could probably start doing it again where when you watch a TV show mmm

2:44:42 They put on some bull crap that is just designed, I don't know what it's designed to do. The idea is to move the story along and get the story moving we will just make up stuff but at the same time poisons the jury pool of the country and makes people think things can be done that can't be done. And this was an example from 2013 off the TV show Bones. I was able to restore part of the text from the paper scraps that you sent me, one contains a fraction 1 3rd and the letters A R G A R it comes from the word margarine and the one third is a one third of a cup

2:45:23 The papers were from a cookbook. Eight different pages Is there any way to tell which cookbook? Yeah, I ran the typeface through the Library of Congress database and i got the name and date of publication and tips on how to cook for prisoners It's the Gordon Institutional Recipe Index 1993 edition This could have easily been one our No Agenda producers this is now reality What in 2013 was funny now our producers do This is like such nonsense. What database of fonts? Congressional database of fonts, baby! That's so simple They go and they run... Oh look this font was only used in this one cookbook that it was used in prisons Yeah Excellent You know this a really cheap writer's trick for people who don't have any better ideas So we use to talk about that little bit more

2:46:16 Also, we forgot all about certain things we've forgot. And one of the things that we forgot is this one which is the classic 2015... We don't even talk or mention in the last two or three years Bernie Madoff. This was 2015 and it's about Bill 757. Our government collected taxes for decades on falsified 1099 to the tune of billions of dollars and they kept them As a matter of fact, the greatest recipient of ill-gotten gains from Bernard Madoff's major crime is our government. There is a piece of legislation that is standing out right now. It is House Bill 757. It says an American investor has the right for civic insurance to cover the last statement they received

2:47:14 The brokerage industry does not want 757 to pass because it means they could potentially be on the hook for billions of dollars of additional payments. So who wants it passed? The American investor. Who wants it not to pass? Wall Street! I don't remember that...I'll remind you what that aspect of it, that I forgot all about this too People don't realize that the Madoff scam also included the government being in on it by virtue of the fact that when you made fake money on the Madoff investments, which you didn't really have. They'd send you a 1099 with all your profits listed then you had to declare to the government and pay taxes on. Whoops!

2:48:06 And so over the years, and it was years and years that he was doing this. The government cleaned up on bullshit taxes that they were...that people were paying on unrealized profits because they received these 1099's from Madoff. Huh! I just forgot all about part of the scam. It was fuzzy for me You never got that money back? No no He says, that's why tax is voluntary. Yeah give us the money what are you gonna do? Good luck with that Wesley! Now I have one thing this was a lot of the things that when you go back... You talk about the stuff going on today the riots and then in the complaining and the Black Lives Matter all of it This really all started during Obama's administration With Occupy

2:48:58 Well, not the Occupy but it was really the Trayvon Martin and the Ferguson Missouri incidents that triggered all this. And it's still going on. Literally BLM started then Yes and Trump really is just in a moment in time and it rumbled over him It has really started and its still going Its got nothing to do with anything except communism But here's an interesting little report from 2014, right? You know in the middle of the or just near I guess this second half of the Obama administration. This is a little incident that was going on in New York City and how they were preoccupied about the New Year's Eve celebration

2:49:40 National Guard in place, bomb sniffing dogs and radiation detectors in the crowd. Police will also be monitoring hundreds of cameras in Times Square from inside this command center. This as protests against police are expected across the country from New York to LA over what protesters are calling oppressive police tactics Already in St. Louis, a group arrested after storming police headquarters. And back here in Times Square the people here can't leave and come back and no backpacks will be allowed anywhere near here again the concern is that more than 1 million people will be here tonight Elizabeth. Alright Gio thank you so much we're going to turn now to news In irony of listening to these clips I'm thinking about that period Is there was quite a movement of alternative media

2:50:29 I'm not counting us in that particular case. We were very convinced martial law was coming, Obama was going to lock us up forced vaccinations and the irony of it is it's kind of happening right now and the same people are welcoming this with open arms yes we need suspension of habeas corpus It's shocking to see how people are calling for that who were very adamantly worried, I would say, that Obama was going to do all of that. And here is the most classic of American Republican presidents and it looks like we're headed for some of that maybe not the FEMA camps but definitely skirmishes! That's a good word... skirmishes

2:51:23 We've had skirmishes and there's more skirmishes. Sure, our history is littered with skirmish Now here's another one Here's a friend who we haven't heard from recently because the corona took over from global warming but this back in 20...this was five years ago This Bill McKibben The guy that 360 guy where he has X number of parts per million were all gonna die Oh yeah 350 got him And here he is just five years ago and the end is near Let's play it As we meet here today, the world is almost done with what will be the hottest calendar year in all the years that we have measured temperatures. 2014 saw the warmest temperatures by far ever recorded in the Northern Pacific

2:52:05 It was also the year when we learned, tragically that the melt of the West Antarctic ice sheet is now irreversible. 25 years ago when I wrote the first book-length account of this crisis none of these wounds could have been predicted but that's because scientists are conservative The damage has outpaced their forecasts Every ocean including the one outside these doors is now 30% more acidic than a generation ago Now, let me stop you here for a moment. Five years ago and now let's fast forward to today or I should say yesterday maybe it was the day before Joe Biden

2:52:49 introducing his cabinet. Actually this was the economic team, which includes the former New York Bankers favorite schoolmate Janet Yellen who is much younger than she appears. Janet Yellen told us exactly what's coming and she is I believe she would be Secretary of the Treasury, which is a great spot for her. Wall Street loves her! Look at what Nasdaq is doing! Every day that gets close to December 14th Janet Yellen's looking more and more probable love it love it love it and she took it to heart She knows what side her bread has buttered

2:53:34 She not only uses my favorite term, she explains exactly what it means to build back better. Out of our collective pain as a nation we will find collective purpose to control the pandemic and build our economy back better than before. Ah, what does that mean? To rebuild our infrastructure and create better jobs to invest in our workforce to advance racial equity and make sure the economic recovery includes everyone. To address the climate crisis with American ingenuity and American jobs. Juwabs! There you go that's your Build Back Better plan right there

2:54:16 Couple of things. First of all, she keeps talking about collectivism that's communism. So we just let that slide but I want to ask you how do you invest in our workforce? How is that different than just giving somebody a job? Why do you invest? How do you...I wanna know because I don't know i've heard people like this say this constantly oh we have to invest in our work force what does that mean? Buy him a car no I'm going to take a stab at it Because words matter and when they say these things we got to think about it. I believe when we talk about the good paying green jobs, Green Union jobs...I think the investment means while we get rid of fossil fuel industry and you're laid off and we are

2:55:14 creating the solar factories and the windmill plants, we will pay you a basic income to hold you over. To invest to make sure you're still hungry enough but not too hungry that you're starving that you can't help us build back better once we're ready for ya'. That's what makes sense it's UBI until we need you! That's investing in your workforce. Well I'm not going to argue the point I'm gonna keep it open. But don't you think that makes sense? 1500 bucks... Yeah, no wonder UBI is on the table! Just hungry enough just so you're not quite starving and you can always hit the food bank but you'll be strong enough when we were ready for ya to chain into the machine slave.

2:56:07 depressing. Okay, here we go! It's not really depressing... Here is another one that we should all pay attention to this is the clip I found this from another five years ago on encryption works I thought this was funny Meanwhile, another round of documents from Snowden published by Der Spiegel show some encryption tactics have successfully thwarted spying by the National Security Agency. An NSA document describes quote catastrophic levels of difficulty penetrating the communications of users who employed a combination of different encryption technologies. Yeah

2:56:46 And this is interesting because it's active today, only they may be doing a way or they may come up with an idea of a way to mess with encryption in the following manner. Right now the IRS is coming up with rules for Bitcoin so how if you have Bitcoin, if you bought Bitcoin, if you sold that, if you've sold goods and services for It looks like the IRS will treat all of that as capital gains on top of income. We don't know really, they're working on something to come up with a way to do this but as a part of it there's serious discussion about forbidding encrypted wallets at the end user

2:57:38 So they're saying, well you should if you can have a cryptocurrency. You can have Bitcoin but someone else has to basically hold the keys Yeah, you have the key so you could open it up But someone else has to have that and if they push that through That encryption is exactly the same encryption you would use for an email or something else? They're trying to get rid of the end-to-end encryption on the user side, not that I think it's possible but they could certainly take everything out of the App Store. And they want to do that, I think, to get rid of all encryption under the guise of its ruining the dollar or America whatever and I think that's coming and it's been a long time Bill Barr up front he is number one guy who wants encryption done away with He's ex CIA Yeah hello! Are you ever ex?

2:58:35 Well, that's the question. I heard... You know, I used to discuss this on my old radio show and it says if but i've worked in an enforcement agency at the air pollution district and anybody that does anything especially at the federal level because I don't always notice that the local guys seem to have more on the ball than the state guys and the state has had more on the ball than the federal guys They like the idea of sitting back and just listening in, never having any roadblock to finding out anything. They don't want encryption because it would make their job too difficult. You'd have to do some work! Yeah, it's sexy... They don't wanna do any work, it's just as simple as that. Yeah, it's too much work. Too much work? You know, you work for the federal government-you work for the federal government to make money not to do anything And with all this talk

2:59:33 QFS, the quantum financial system. The I think 300 million dollars invested in the Quantum Resource Center What are you guys waiting for? You're telling me you don't have quantum computers that can reverse engineer encryption seriously Well that's very pathetic and i'm sure... Too much work! Too much work! All right before we take our second break well before I gotta get to my last clip oh I'm sorry And the last clip is probably, I think indicative of all the clips. Of all the shows for all the years and this is Clip Classic 14

3:00:12 Bezos. Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos is recovering from kidney stones and is praising the international effort that rescued him. Bezos was on a cruise around the Galapagos Islands on New Year's Day when he became ill, the Ecuadorian Navy took him by helicopter to Baltra Island and then a private plane took them back to the US for emergency surgery. Amazon says Bezos emailed his company today giving the Navy five stars in the kidney stone zero star Fuck God. Bezos, now the most hated man in the world! We had some empathy for him. Well kinda... We had empathy for him back then. Bah! Poor Jeff. Oh poor guy he had a kidney stone and they had to- The entire government of the country in United States they have to fly him to Washington give me a break Take him off his own yacht exactly

3:01:02 Well, come on man. It's a little bit early in the season but we have our first sighting in the wild Thank you very much to our producer I believe in Indiana yes ladies and gentlemen There's nothing like a Secret Santa promotion from Walmart to get that holiday holiday season kicking. An anonymous donor practiced the gift of giving by paying off $1,000 worth of Lelway orders at Apple Glen's Walmart according to Walmart store manager Lori Oaks, Walmart typically gets a couple of good Samaritans to come in once or twice during Lelway season and donate a certain dollar amount for Lelway orders. Typically they'll have

3:01:39 stipulations where they want to focus on the layaways that have toys on them versus, you know, the electronics or the furniture. Just trying to take care of the kids a little bit more." The donor's $1,000 was able to take care of four-to-five accounts. Dursell told me that gifts on Layaway was for his 8 year old son and even though his balance was nearly paid off it was still a relief to have his balance taken care of. I wanna say thank you it was a huge surprise Absolutely the spirit of giving in a year when everything has been so bad. This was just wonderful now listen to the tag of this report and you tell me if this is real or a commercial endorsement, and I'm you know say thank you Speaking for all the other families that were affected by this never you want to donate It's not too late Walmart's low a season is still going on

3:02:30 What the hell is this? They're soliciting this donation for LayAway. I thought it was supposed to be like a Good Samaritan, now they just openly- hey if you want to participate the layaway is still going on what the hell is this one of our producers sent us some stuff on this this is going on It irked me for two reasons. One, normally we predict this because this has been going on every year we've ever done this show I didn't expect it! You know as I'm watching my girlfriend Sydney. It came early Christmas came early So he didn't get to predict what was gonna happen but i'm gonna say right now...I predict and I'm beating you on this

3:03:11 Next Christmas, this story will re-emerge once again. Yeah, I've got a couple of people want to just call out right away. They sent a card and day these are maybe I think they're on the list but i'm going to call them in anyway Dame night fifty dollars and I think she's on there somewhere. I know that these are cards that were sent in what do we use our cards? That came in yeah Katie Palindromey. She sent us some goat karma another way she actually sent I think one of the goat

3:03:58 The little goat karma make noise makers. Oh, I'll send it to you if you haven't got one cuz I already have one No, I don't know well. I have to check my PO box But I haven't seen one no and then Kathy oh man It looks like Cathy guilt but it's not as Kathy will took guilt guilt She sent some I think she said $100 and I'm thankful for Noah gender you guys rock Water and blankets are on the way. Oh good. We're saved And she sent a nice card in. These cards are... Somebody else sent a card in that's just unbelievable, but it had to do with something else." Well I like that you've got the new flatbed scanner because I get a copy of the notes

3:04:41 Yeah, I wouldn't mind. I mean, I know it's a lot of work but i wouldn't mind seeing if there's a pretty card I'd like to see the front. I'll tell Jay to scan both sides Oh jay is doing that? Cool yeah please It's nice She got suckered into it somehow Well hello Actually the one from Katie Does she pay rent? She doesn't pay rent Keep these kids working Send her a note The one from Katie has a really pretty card It's like handmade or something. I'm not even sure how nice just nice printing although she says anyways Yeah, yeah, I'm sending lots of goat karma to us okay? Let's take these people that are on this list during the me let's hammer it home sir James O'Brien in Bedford Massachusetts 131 dollars and 33 cents now the following people are 130 dollar donors

3:05:33 It's $130 donors and this would be just names and locations. And these are all celebratory donations, there is more than the four we had last time we have quite a few. Dame Jay of the Angry Clouds came in Wayne Larcombe in Sunnybanks Queensland Australia came in Dennis Woods in Traverse City Michigan The famous Traverse City cool place I've been there. Baron Gordon Walton in Austin? Yeah, he's given that to his daughter Catherine who is on her way to Damehood John Dee in Alpharetta Georgia Thomas Hurtado parts unknown Sir Ruard of the Markaness in Houten Netherlands

3:06:21 Sir John, Knight of the St. Patrick Patron Saint of the Engineers. I'll get it out in Heber Springs Arkansas. Sir John says just wow! Wow! Debbie J Cornin at the Cornin Drugstore in Pincher Creek Alberta Canada and that's nice Yes, I should we should ask her about the codeine car and she has a whole note about that. That's what she says She says you were asking about the ban of over-the-counter Codeine with aspirin sales in Canada Navy The bottom line is our feds have decided to punish those who bought and used it legally because of the opioid crisis We must now get a prescription. I have rather jaundiced view about this crisis as we are still

3:07:13 As we still have safe injection sites that I know are to help stop the spread of HIV etc. but do nothing to help addicts, yeah? Yeah so that's why you can't have the cool codeine anymore. Yeah thank you Canada! Thanks Canada! Blame Canada Wonder fight well I have a that's interesting what listen to no tour and ask you some questions because that stuff is great Okay, cuz there's not enough coding to do anything it But it just really as a nice balance by the way she forgot to ask for deducing the last time so give her Yes go ahead onward with its 130s Kelly McKeown in Flanagan

3:07:58 Or Kelly McCune Flanagan in McCall, Idaho. Please add my douchebag husband Tom Flanagan to the birthday list yes and he wants you want douche bagging for me. Brian Moss in Sarancho Santa Margarita Dennis Sterko on Seaside Park New Jersey Linda Suffer in Philadelphia PA Colleen Garrett in Cary, North Carolina. I've been there too nice place Ronald ha ha or ham parts of known Sir Caleb lavender blossoms in Northville Michigan. Hey sir cowl Thank you ill Pope D just to please mucknail he'll call these movies mo and spin master and Bothell Bothell Washington

3:08:52 Master, I'm sorry. Sir Asset of the Canadian Woods in Cortise Ontario Randy Carlson in Pawrump Nevada Used to be a fabulous whorehouse there Sir Dodger of Panhandle and Pensacola Florida Sean in Perth but he's in Perth yeah Perth Western Australia Jennifer Rannick in Salisbury Maryland And that's it. That's our group. Thank you! Nice, thank you for the 1300 wishes...group Group? You group! Good group.

3:09:39 Fiance and I are into... they're gonna buy a house. Yes, and also Dizzy Blanchard is also a first-timer and wants to de-douche it. You've been de-douched! A lot of work for the back office today. Alright. De-douching is usually nothing that's highlighted We have to catch it by hand Baron Ladekin in Houston, Texas. Christopher Dugan in Bristol Rhode Island a hundred these are $100 donors John Robineau $100 he's oh it is Sir John Robin It is! Sir Sean in Kill Devil Hills North Carolina I think we could take over this state if we wanted to James C Cantellini in New York

3:10:27 Sir John Knowles, the Baron of Murfreesboro. With a boob! Tennessee. The place we have a stronghold at 8008. Baron Mark Tanner in Whittier California 80 Trish Ryan 77 Sir Got Nate 6969 in Sebastopol California Knight of Twin Peaks Sir Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy Bones Billy B Billy Bones, Billy Bones! Barry Boniface in Newport News Virginia 6733. Billy bones was 6876 Sir Fahrenheit is 6545 and he's in California Pennsylvania I do not...I can't believe there's a town named California Sir Chris of the Isle of Wight in Covington Louisiana

3:11:18 I love it too. Yeah, Louis Bragg in Salisbury North Carolina or Adriana or Porto in Temecula California Daniel Langman and Victoria BC Sir Slardabart Fast, give the crinkly bits in Hope Rhode Island 65. Now this is the 65 was half of 130? Yeah 65 right so it's also a celebratory number I could just read these off too okay these are all $65 donations that celebrate the show Natalie Williams in Meadowbrook Alabama not Jake and Thompson Connecticut

3:12:03 Sir James Knight of Dow Region in Crown Point, Indiana. Sir Carries Barron of Greater Boston and Drake at Massachusetts. Sir Mile High Mark Arvada Colorado Patrick Schmerkowitz I think Jay Cotacini in Austin Texas Natasha Natasia Holler in Portland, Oregon. And Natasha says credit towards survive of the virtual reality since he keeps forgetting to donate now There's a woman for you Yeah nice good a good woman yeah Carolina Deren Berg and Deeren Berg in Amsterdam Yes She's relatively new and we're happy to have her yes till donate more in the future Joe Conti Montreal Quebec

3:12:55 Canada. Sir Dave Pugh, Baron of the Pew-Pews? Tim Powers and Purcell... Dave Pugh's in Massillon Ohio and Tim Power is in Purcell Oklahoma Steve Crummy in El Cajon California Matthew Andruch, Andrewch, Andrewsh something in Peoria Illinois Mansour Raad R A A D in Alpharetta Georgia John Greiner in Hendersonville, Tennessee. He actually sent us some notes. Survive of the virtual reality in Portland. So we did survive and we did donate. Good! She spurred him on let me pick it up Jennifer Slayer 5678

3:13:43 Joshua Walkos in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 55-55. We got Zachary Schwartz from Florida and with the 55-55 Brian... Yeah yeah your Florida guy needs a de-douching Oh! You've been de-douched He also wants to add Lorde's birthday list which you do have and he squeezed in a douchebag call out for my sister-in-law Douchebag! You bet Brian Furley in Littleton, Colorado. Double nickels on the dime Sir Luke the Viscount of London With double nickels on the dime sir Lucas of The Lost Bits double nickels and a dime from Tacoma Washington sir Andrew Gardner He's also been around for a long time 5150 in Leonardtown Maryland and Call I gotta go with wait Andrew gardeners got a douchebag call out for sir Elliott Gardiner

3:14:39 And Joel in Pittsburgh and Joel in Pittsburgh One more shot Sir Douglas angstrom $50.13 Chris this the shravel I believe in Austin in the Netherlands 5005 fifty dollars can wait I have to mention that he says in his little note Adam is still beloved In our country, well that's nice to know Let me in. Without, without a doubt I'd like to see my daughter after a year. I haven't seen her in a year! Yeah well... Sucks Timothy Moore and these are the $50 donors Arlington Texas James Chamoretta in Nappanot

3:15:31 New York, Luis Ortiz Jacksonville Beach Florida Bradley Leden parts unknown David beach in San Antone and Texas Johnny Culver in Lincoln Alabama and it's his birthday will be celebrating that here on the list Riley Reed Queensland Australia and and Michael Janoski from Lindora, Pennsylvania. Dayton Nolan from Queens Creek Arizona Andrew Oxenham from Knoxville Tennessee Brian Watson from Raleigh North Carolina Eichi Kitagawa from San Francisco Dame Knight Janice Glover Edmunds Washington And that wraps up our final $50 producer donation for episode number 13 of the best podcast in the universe

3:16:17 It's all up to you guys. You guys, use guys! Thank you so much. And of course, thanks to everyone who came in under those amounts I think did we have we had something else for the do we have a 13 for the No, I never put that as a special. A lot of people donated it Okay good Well We appreciate that people under 50 are doing so to be anonymous or they're on one of our many programs Which is exactly what helps us with it a bit of sustainment sustaining producerships And you can find those at our fabulous website. Dvorak dot org slash N A I give you some nice goat karma for everybody who needs it, for your health, for your jobs and for producing episode 1300 of the NOAH Gender Show Thank You For Your Courage! You've got... Karma

3:17:08 It's your birthday, birthday! I'm so glad you're here. Indeed we do have quite the list First of all DC Girls says happy birthday to Big Lulz Sir J-Boy happy birthday to his smoking hot sweet baby who turned 46 on November 30 Don Marotta Happy birthday to a smoking hot MILF, Audra Matthews who turned 42 on December 1st. Zachary Schwartz's happy birthday to his mom Laura she also celebrated on the first Sir Fahrenheit turns 45 today congratulations Kelly McKeown Flanagan happy birthday to her douchebag husband Tom Flanagan who turns 68 tomorrow

3:17:45 Kathy Appleby, turned 23. She'll be young to 8th of December and Vincent Padula Vinny says happy birthday to his son Francesco who will turn 15 on December 14th Happy Birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe! Yes, I'm doing a million things at once here. Yes title changes we have! We have a number of them we started off with Dame Jennifer who now becomes the Baroness of well she has to let us know exactly what she wants to be the Baroness of it's all good with us. Sir Dreb Scott Earl at Large, now a Duke. Sir Benjamin Nidas is the Viscount of San Francisco sir Christopher Kessler also a baron without a protector that we're aware of but thank you will mark it up when you let us know Jim Irvine Knight of The RV becomes

3:18:44 Baron of the RV and Andrew Jones Viscount of America's Mountain as of today thanks to his additional support Of the best podcasts in the universe in an amount of $1,000 or more. That's how you get to these extra titles It's also how you get to knighthood you okay? Yeah something was lost a mic You know I heard him. I thought I heard you fumbling with it during the birthdays It's okay? I mean, it's unraveling again. No, I think my foot was actually... the mic cord was twisted around my foot. Oh! You just can't get good stuff these days. Equipment is just no good We have a couple of Knightings and Damings so yes we do And I have Masa Ward I got the double edge Wooo! Double Edge baby Ryan Chase Sweet Baby Vincent Padula

3:19:31 Lee North, Bobby Appleby and Kathy Appleby all of you up here on the podium please. I am very very happy to see you here on episode number 13 and proud to induct you into the round table of The Noah's Genite Nights and Dames And I hereby pronounce the K thee Sir Snackingham of The Black Forest Dame Sweet Baby Of The Carolinas Sir Vincenzo Blind Knight Of The Kings County Brooklyn New York Keeper Of The Truth Sir Goon Night Errant Of The Great Plains at Night Serve Bob Appleby and Dame Cathy Appleby. Hookers & Blow, Rent Boys & Chardonnay, Cabernet & Keto Crackers, Like Voodoo in 16s, Single Malt Scotch and Kerrygold Dubliner Cheese That's what we have here for you now And of course we also have the Mutton & Mead which is a favorite that the roundtable is busy today good to see y'all here

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3:21:19 Oh no, here we go. For tomorrow the breath-easy speakeasy in Bothell due to the tyrannical Lord Emperor J F and Inslee's reign of terror I guess this is Washington State The restaurant hosting us has been shut down effective this Saturday therefore the Bothell meetup has been rescheduled to THIS Friday on an emergency basis! Let's show some support for this small business. Great idea, Sir Jared and Stephanie hosting for you also on Friday Carwartha Cottage County Meetup in Ontario and this has also been updated make sure you see what Sir Richard Knight of the Carwarthas has planned for you by going to noagendameetups.com On Saturday the Springfield Missouri Super Spreader event two o'clock at Lindbergh Tavern

3:22:01 And Caleb is organizing for you on the 6th, on Sunday. We'll be doing a show but there will be no agenda meetup at 11am Eastern Time at the Free Street Festival in historic Ybor City Centennial Park A dude named Ben is taking care of you. Also on Sunday, the Philadelphia Local 76 a climate change Christmas extravaganza at the German Christmas market in downtown Philly that should be fun actually maybe Brian The Gay Crusader will join that meetup I think he's in Philly these days keep wanting to meet that guy too then also

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3:23:27 Well, yes, if you want some party atmosphere I would like a party. I'd like to party we got the Alex Jones Just give me one or two and we can move on no this is a three-part series. Oh, I'm sorry okay alright Let's go It's on population control. Now I think Jones has really come into his own since he's getting booted off all the major things and so he's unimpeded by anything except whatever is going through his head, So let's talk about population control with clip

3:24:22 Alex Jones on population control. And they hear about brain chips from Klaus Schwab, they're already comfortable with it because they've been preconditioned back at an early age the system teaching rebellion in their children against their parents because you don't want Klaus Schwabs Neuro link it's all peer pressure oh it's so cool get your brain chip we're gonna have kiosks now at the mall where you just go and you sign a waiver form A robot puts a chip in your brain. That's not Alex Jones saying that 20 years ago, that's in the news now! That's happening and because the people don't have any operating system any consciousness because they're not hooked into God anymore they've been cut off from God

3:25:05 They will just download whatever they're told by the system. But when you actually read what Klaus Schwab, what Ted Turner, what Bill Gates, what Prince Philip, what Prince Charles says... They believe they're humans because they control their mind and know it's going on and they believe that you are an animal because you don't stand up for yourself! They believe that they have a right to kill you Now, if you're a new listener and you're like this guy's pretty far out. No I'm not the far-out one Why don't you just type in Ted Turner depopulation and you'll see his quotes in Forbes magazine And in Fortune and in CNN Just type it in

3:25:45 Click images too, they'll have memes with the quote saying a population of 500 to 300 million would be ideal. He also put that up on his Georgia Guidestones so we can talk about the election and we can talk about Trump, we can talk about the new world order and there's another quote A total population at 250-300 million people, a 95% decline from present levels would be ideal I found quotes of him in the 80s Saying 500 to 300 million. There's only one flaw well, there's a couple maybe but there's a huge flaw in this This is an recent this was our recent on Bridey on You know it's not healthy for you to watch that but no it's not because you can come up with this stuff Ted Turner is a vegetable

3:26:34 He has Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. He is near death, he cannot... Go look at the Jane Fonda documentary from a couple years ago. He's toast! So this is just not a good argument that's not a good argument I don't know why there was worse stuff than that I didn't clip it in terms of debatable This is debatable Well yeah its debatable Let's listen to Clip 2 He's on a roll let's listen to Clip 2 The higher level orders of this They say, hey we're totally getting rid of all humans. We're following a transmission from an advanced civilization. It's interdimensional and it tells us...it gives us the plans if we kill everybody, we get to live forever. If we don't, we are dead but were going to merge they gave us the blueprints, we believe it because they are in contact with aliens its interdimensional And by the way you're like God do sound crazy no this is what they believe notice that I'll make fun me on the news saying this This is what their getting all these

3:27:30 Darwin had hallucinations, Charles Darwin and was given the theory of species. Well I'm not so against this honestly he's uh okay well then you want to hear wait wait and the reason why is because your own theory was the guy who invented the transistor was his only invention and went away And you even, I think said that this seemed like this was some off-world technology that had been gifted to him nothing before and nothing since. I'm not gonna deny this but there's a lot to do with Philip Corso's book

3:28:13 But let's continue where he gets a little more, I think he does a good rap here with part three. Galton his other family member they would have seances and take drugs DMT and they would come up with this. This is in mainline history books you got to dig but it's there so they did black magic rituals 170 years ago to come up with all this and now they built it and they did it So you can say what you want? I don't know if this is real I don't know if there's really an intelligence doing this. The Bible says there is, I'm just saying as a scientific person looking at this... Does where? I know that globalists follow this they believe they're getting interdimensional information just like in the movie Buckaroo Banzai A great b-movie They believe they're getting information over the ether to build this

3:29:06 And they've been being sent the transmission forever. You can go back to the most ancient civilization 6,000 years ago in the Sanskrit and the hieroglyphs and they said we are made up of a double helix of snakes And you know they say that creatures came from the Dog Star, Sirius to tell them this and then they make the movie. You know the new alien movies all about it? They are telling you all of this okay and so they got a transmission. Okay! They built it and it says kill everybody and I'll give me the final codes now there's no Satan in the sea And so, obviously they're not gonna be given... Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates are not gonna be given eternal life. But they're like ham radio operators, you know? Hey! Transmission from Japan or something. They're excited and they've gotten this information and that's really what this is just like the Bible says there is a fallen entity out of our sight but another dimension that we have free will, that were more advanced

3:30:10 then, but we're in an embryonic stage a larval stage and if it can convince us to destroy ourselves It will do it and take control And have us build its escape mechanism. I thought you were gonna have clips to make fun of he's just making sense Please absolutely Then okay Well this second half is show stuff which is another thing after 1300 shows We don't do enough Well, I don't do enough of this. You know why? Because i think i got tired of you mocking me for it so i got tired of the gag now yeah now i've got old okay well here we go with Alex but then i have to do it are we done with that i don't understand the point it's not funny it's just true

3:30:57 Okay, well let's go with Alex Jones bonus Thank you get to the end and that's what this is so you're not in a science fiction movie. It's not a dystopian novel it's 2020 and you have the head of the Davos group saying with the British Prime Minister that Bill Gates will head the g7 this year and GG ping is in command as well So it's Bill gates and Gigi Pinger basically bill gates represents the West easy ping represents China in these And they're all simpatico They're all aligned and they've announced, we're going to put in your body an mRNA shot that changes your DNA and merges you with a silicon identity and changes you. And they're like oh by the way, you're all gonna get sick when we do it! So they're even getting everyone ready okay? It's on, it's on, it's on, it's on... You can electrocute yourself, you can have your heart stopped and do it, you can take DMT into it. Put that trailer back up I'm telling ya

3:31:56 to break through the other side. And boy, when they do it do they break through and Buckaroo Banzai movie is telling you exactly what happens when he goes through the wall on the other side He don't come back the same dude That's why DMT and all this stuff is so dangerous But before people even knew about DMT They took it from plants that had DMT That broke down the DMT in their body but The other thing again being suffocated Being strangled also puts you into it So that's how it works ladies and gentlemen Well, I like the first bit. I'm on board with it with a Klaus Schwab and... You bitch about these clips but you're laughing- you laughed! Yeah They weren't funny and then you laughed and left. I mean come on. You're not gonna get any sympathy from me that was there was six minutes which could have been condensed to two

3:32:46 Um, he's just he's gonna roll. No, but this is old ham radio gag in there. He's got the DMT gag with a DMT thing I disagree with that's horseshit. I disagree with him saying that The main thing is, yes. Population control? Yes! And I do think it's the Davos crowd It's Bill Gates and that's what the vaccines are about Get a clue people get a clue! For a better life beyond your freedom Build back better for someone else And with that episode 1300 comes to a close

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