Topic: 1300 Episodes

References to "Dark Winter" and "Atlantic Storm" exercises are woven into a song about the "invisible killer" stalking its prey. The tone shifts to a celebratory rap marking 1300 episodes of No Agenda. The lyrics toast the "two goats" (Curry and Dvorak) with bourbon and mutton, while the artist expresses a desire to finally be knighted within the show's producer hierarchy.

The 1,300th episode concludes with a montage of milestone announcements from previous hundreds (500, 600, etc.). A special musical tribute by Rex Solo celebrates the show's history and the "goat" status of the hosts. The hosts sign off from Austin and Silicon Valley, promising to return for the Sunday show.