New knights and dames are officially recognized with their titles and signet rings. "Relationship Karma" is granted to a listener in San Marcos, Texas. The hosts explain the process of "layaway nighthoods" for sustaining producers.
23 chapters across the catalog
New knights and dames are officially recognized with their titles and signet rings. "Relationship Karma" is granted to a listener in San Marcos, Texas. The hosts explain the process of "layaway nighthoods" for sustaining producers.
Dr. Sir Otter, a trucker from Nebraska, is promoted to Baron of the Flatwater after a significant donation. He requests "relationship karma" and a replay of the "fisting nuts" segment, where a host complains about the annoying way people eat snacks on airplanes. The segment also features audio clips of Kamala Harris and Donald Trump used for "karma" soundbites.
Sir Julian, newly minted Baron of the Santa Cruz Mountains, requests "relationship karma" and includes a public apology to his partner in his donation note. The hosts offer their support while speculating on the nature of his mistake.
The final segment of donor thank-yous includes contributions from Peter Chong, Linda Lupatkin, and several international producers. The hosts address a rumor about Nolichek's Meats closing and grant "relationship karma" to a producer known as "Dude Named Ben." One host reflects on leaving a career in radio and MTV for the "big money" of independent podcasting.
Producers report on successful meetups in North Carolina and Oregon, emphasizing the importance of human contact in a "judgment-free zone." A donor from Salt Lake City requests relationship karma for her boyfriend, Steven, and notes that the show has helped her 14-year-old son learn to spot media lies. The segment includes various "jingles" requested by the donors.
Relationship Karma, Birthday Shoutouts, Angel Numbers
The hosts process various donations for relationship karma and birthdays. They discuss the significance of "angel numbers" like 333 and 311 in producer donations. Vinnie Visconti and his wife Sinead are highlighted for their support and their "exit strategy" from the current political environment.
Mother's Day Tributes, Sir Randy and Sir Ones and Zeros
In honor of Mother's Day, several producers send in donations and tributes to their wives and mothers. Randy Vizentine is knighted as "Sir Randy of Drummingham," and Chuck Douglas is recognized for his contribution. The hosts grant "relationship karma" and "jobs karma" to various listeners as requested.
A producer celebrates the birthday of his girlfriend, Audra Matthews, and requests a "de-douching" for himself after listening since episode one without donating. The note describes how Audra transitioned from a "commie liberal" to a skeptical media consumer through the show. The segment concludes with a series of celebratory jingles.
Sarah in Grand Rapids, Kelly the Potter's Donation
Sarah from Grand Rapids and Kelly from Minnesota sent donations, with Kelly providing handmade pottery to the hosts. Kelly requested relationship karma following a split on Mother's Day and job karma for her new teaching position in a different school district. The hosts acknowledged the high quality of the pottery and thanked the associate executive producers for their support.
Various producers request karma for relationships and travel, including a donor with a girlfriend in Russia. Brian Ellis sends a card comparing the hosts to classical philosophers like Plato and Locke, while requesting specific jingles and relationship karma.
Oakland Meetup, Sucker Babies and Relationship Karma
Dame Sarah Rupert shared her story of finding a partner and having a baby after ten years of requesting "relationship karma" on the show. She attended the Oakland meetup with her six-month-old daughter, whom the hosts described as a "sucker baby" due to her calm demeanor. Rupert is now organizing a North Bay meetup at the Russian River Brewery in Santa Rosa.
Associate Executive Producers, Ian McQueen Rescuing Au Pair
Producer Ian McQueen shares a story about meeting a French girl at an airport and "rescuing" her from a difficult employment situation. He requests relationship karma and a specific set of jingles for his knighting ceremony. The hosts discuss the "money shot" jingle and the "oozing" sound effect requested by the donor.
Ham Radio, Relationship Karma, Job Interviews
Sir Jonathan of the Double Bladed Paddle requested travel advice and ham radio frequencies for his move from St. Louis to Las Vegas. Richard Plug from Amersfoort, Netherlands, requested "relationship goat karma" for his marriage. Several other producers received "jobs karma" for upcoming interviews and career transitions.
The hosts read a list of $50 donors and provided shoutouts for birthdays and anniversaries. Notable mentions included Kathy Appleby, whose husband requested a birthday shoutout, and various "boob" donations (amounts ending in 80.08). Relationship and "grad school" karma were distributed to listeners across the US and Australia.
A donor shares a personal story of loss due to the opioid epidemic while requesting "relationship karma" and "project car karma" for a Honda Beat. The segment also mentions political graffiti and "The Outrage" store in Washington D.C.
Producers from South Florida and other regions request "karma" for various personal matters, including job searches and family relationships. The hosts grant these requests as part of the show's interactive tradition. The segment also touches on the "wear white at night" safety tip for pedestrians to avoid accidents in poorly lit areas.
A donor from Silicon Valley is knighted as Sir Too Young Too Simple. He shares a hypothesis from Chinese friends that the pharmaceutical company Gilead, which developed PrEP, is a primary driver behind the California AIDS bill. The segment includes requests for "Born Gay" jingles and relationship karma.
Dame Patricia from Florida sends a donation requesting job and relationship karma for her children. She notes that listening to No Agenda saves her from watching news, allowing more time for HGTV and DIY networks. The hosts grant the requested karma and remind listeners to support the show via the value-for-value model.
Executive Producer Donations and Cycling Income Karma
The hosts acknowledge several high-tier donors, including Sir Duane Melanson and Gregory Lawrence. Sir Luke in London, who lost his job and now earns income through cycling, requests karma for an upcoming event and his relationship. Adam Curry notes that restarting his phone fixed the technical issues with the show's jingle machine.
A detailed note from donor Paul Oppenhoffen describes his breakup with Ancilla Tilia, who recently moved to Berlin. The message reflects on their volatile but loving relationship and her influence on his personal growth. The segment concludes with a "relationship karma" wish and the playing of the "Obama 18" jingle.
