2:31:00 I'm looking up. This sucks. Why don't you just keep reading, keep the next person, I'll look up. It's a very long... It's Dame Rachel, so I... Here's the problem. Yeah. Please do not use my full name, just use Dame Rachel. So her full name is not on the spreadsheet. No. And so what says PDF? Yeah, that's the PDF that Eric's in. Oh, is it on the PDF? It's not on the PDF? Well, the PDF seems to be just a long... Keep reading and I'll go look in the PDF and see if I can get it. Okay, okay, we're coordinated. Red, alpha red, alpha red. The best we can do. I'll continue to read. You go to the PDF. Dame Rachel, we'll get right back to you. Daniel Evans, 210 from Las Vegas, Nevada. 210, Richard, my wife and I were cut from a trip hosted by old friends to the Ozarks because we aren't juiced. Wow.
2:31:49 My wife is a bably 40 and pregnant with our first dynamite. She's also a registered nurse who says hell no to the jab. When nurses protest, pay attention. No jingles, no karma. Yes, Daniel, thank you very much and thank you for sharing that. SirTits20192, uh, ShrimpEyedMike is still a douchebag, he says. On behalf of my wife Pickles, please gently de- Pickles? Please gently de-doucher. You've been de-douched. Don't worry you got a role. She's been a mother on a mission with our daughter pulling out all the stops to foster exponential growth in our trap, baby Our trap, baby. Well, I can only claim credit for the kid laughing at her own farts Yeah, this is what kids do we recently found out how fast baby making r2d2 karma works it just took just one month as our second bun is in the oven and
2:32:50 Pickles is already glowing brightly, beaming with light only pregnant women have. Waking up next to her is to come out of one dream and right into another. Aww! Huh? Heart? Heart emoji? She requested no jingles, just that John say, Hey, Pickles! In that sultry voice he's cultivated. And some uncut goat karma as we are another set of producers hell-bent on acquiring family land to build as we embark on a homeschool home birth OTG life. And happy belated anniversary, John and Mimi. Listen to these two. Hey, Pickles. You've got
2:33:31 I've got the same PS note you have and there's no name on this so I can't do any more for... But Dame Rachel, you can send us a note and we will read it on the next show. Yeah, I'd be glad to. I should mention by the way, well, I'll mention it in a minute. Another one I have to go look. I will continue with Sir North to South from Lakeside, Arizona, $200. Oh no, I've got this note, hold on a second. Can I finish it? It's a short one. No, the word, oh yeah, do that. Sir, North to South, $200, Lakeside, Arizona. Hi guys, I'll keep it short. I need horse racing karma. Last time I asked for it, my horse, fast enough, won the California Cup. Yes. You remember, this is the official No Agenda horse. Yeah, it's the No Agenda horse. It's the horse of the No Agenda show. Fast enough. Right now, coming down the pike from Gitmo Nation, it's fast enough!
2:34:28 This Friday his younger... Bubblegum sticking to the rail. Bubblegum sticking to the rail. Nice. This Friday his younger brother Mogolon Rim runs his first race at Del Mar. Oh, okay, so this is the younger brother of Fast Enough. Mogolon Rim. What is M-O-G-O-L-O-N? Mogolon. I have no idea. Magalond Rim. Again, I need the IFB in the ear. Magalond Rim is coming, I'm bringing up the rear, the rim is in the rear, the rim is... Oh boy. We should do one of those for real. Okay, well we definitely want... Now, do we do goat karma or what kind of karma do we do? Horse racing karma. Ah, no! I know what we need. This will do it. We need some good old-fashioned luge karma.
2:35:20 That will do it. Hold on a second. Alright. Go, go, go, Mogglin Rim! You've got... a mug. Tell me that won't be like ginger up the horse's butt. Okay, so now the next one is Skier Incognito. And this is the two hundred and twenty... two dollars, I think, and twenty-two cents. No, two hundred and thirty-three? Two hundred dollars, thirty-three cents? Yeah. Jingle requests, we're all gonna die in wee. Now she writes, she comes in with, well, yeah, she comes in, sup dudes, these funds are in honor of my father with the red CITABRIA, CITABRIA, C-I-T-A-B-R-I-A.
2:36:07 who turned the grand age of 45 yesterday is the coolest dad any daughter could wish for but there's one minor dilemma that needs correcting today. My father claims to have been listening since No Agenda's first episode and has never directly donated. Although he's supposed to be supportive of the NA shop, he's no more beating around the bush. Please de-douche him. She's donating on behalf of her dad. Dad hit me in the mouth back in 2015 before his own wife and the media deconstruction podcast became something he and I've been sharing ever since. Today, the No Agenda Show is something with which the whole family listens and has been the epicenter of many good conversations. It's it is true that families who listen together stay together. Please give Red Cidebria
2:36:57 Sit debris I don't and still not sure what that is The produced us his name the producer credit. So this is another switcheroo that came in by email Okay, hold on a second and you're gonna have this spell that one for me CIT a bria C I T a mm-hmm B RIA, okay Citabria? That's just Citabria? Citabria, that's it. No last name. Red Citabria. No, it's just Red Citabria. Red Citabria, thank you. This donation, get your pen out, kicks off Dad's journey to knighthood. He can pick up from there, congratulations. Oh no, well yes, his birthday is his 45th birthday I guess. Yes, yesterday was his 45th birthday so he should probably be on the
2:37:52 I don't know. I don't have the IFB in. So it's tomorrow or today? Yesterday. Yesterday. Okay. And 45th. Okay. Mr. Dvorak and Mr. Krip, keep on keeping it real. Yeah, if we ever get anything straight with these birthdays and letters... Hey, we do what we can. We're out of control. No, we're out of control. Of course we do what we can. I'm just laughing at us. I'm not bitching. Okay, so you did... What was the last one we did? Was it Aaron Farrell? I do that passive-aggressively. Let me see... No, Aaron is up now. You do that one. I'll do the next one. Aaron Farrell.
2:38:31 in Wadsworth, Texas. Another tech- Oh, no, I'm sorry. Wait, wait, stop. Did I forget the jingles for Rebs- uh, Citabria? Yes. A wee and something else? Oh. Let me go back. Yes, this is the prose. The prose. It's how you do it, everybody. Okay, this guy, what are these? A de-douching. He's a de-douching. You get that out of here. We did that. We did that. Yeah. There was something with the wee. Oh, uh, there it is. We all gonna die in Wii. Ah, gonna die. Okay. Holy crap. Alright. We're all gonna die! Wii! Alright, mission fulfilled. I like that, that's cute. It is cool.