Topic: China Is Asshole

The donation segment continues with Sir Damien of Isabella from Puerto Rico and a "Roganite" donor from Arkansas. A request is fulfilled to play the "China is Asshole" clip between Howard Dean screams. The hosts emphasize that executive producer credits are "real credits" recognized in the industry. The segment concludes with a reminder of the show's formula: "We go out, we hit people in the mouth."

A producer celebrates the birthday of his girlfriend, Audra Matthews, and requests a "de-douching" for himself after listening since episode one without donating. The note describes how Audra transitioned from a "commie liberal" to a skeptical media consumer through the show. The segment concludes with a series of celebratory jingles.