Episode 947 · Sunday, 16 July 2017

Mix Tape

A curated collection of listener-produced techno remixes and spoken-word mashups critiques the political rhetoric of the Obama era and the 2016 presidential election cycle.

By The No Agenda Show | 2h listen | 32 chapters
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About this episode

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak broadcast from the south of France to present a curated compilation of listener-produced audio montages. This special edition features the Gitmo Nation National Anthem and a satirical tribute to the Douchebag of the Year, alongside a parody of John Galt from Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged. The audio transitions from early jingles to complex techno mashups that critique bureaucratic functionaries and the modern media landscape.

The mix features State Department officials Matt Lee and Marie Harf in a mock variety show format that loops reports on Ebola, ISIS threats, and climate change. Hillary Clinton faces scrutiny through rhythmic remixes of her private email server justifications and her famous Muammar Gaddafi remark. Additional segments cover the 2016 tarmac meeting between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch, Donald Trump’s repetitive campaign rhetoric regarding China, and Gary Johnson’s confusion over the Syrian refugee crisis in Aleppo. The audio also explores Argentinian ant scouting behavior, the Zika virus funding request, and Neil deGrasse Tyson’s commentary on the Jungian shadow consciousness.

Mary McCoy and various mixologists provide the high-energy soundtrack for this deep dive into the No Agenda archives. The episode captures the show’s unique culture through the Drunken Donor sea shanty and the recurring White House heckler remix. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conclude the broadcast by reflecting on the hypnotic qualities of techno music before their return to Austin and Silicon Valley.


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CHAPTER 01 / 32 Discussion

No Agenda Episode 947, Best-of Mix Special Introduction

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak introduce Episode 947 of the No Agenda show, broadcasting while traveling through the south of France. This special episode features a curated compilation of "end-of-show mixes" produced by the show's listeners and mixologists since late 2014. The hosts discuss the evolution of these audio montages, which transitioned from short jingles to long-form techno and spoken-word mashups featuring political figures and celebrities.

adam curry· john c. dvorak· gitmo nation· best-of show· mixology· podcast history

00:00 Adam Curry, John C. DeVora And Sunday July 16th 2017 this is your award winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 9 or 4 7 This is no agenda The best our producers have to offer and broadcasting almost live from the darkest corners of the internet at the capital of Gitmo nation douchebag Sam Trope In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley where I have these devices I'm John C. Dvorak. Yes, in the morning to you sir love the screaming goat nothing like it nothing like some lamb some goat and your best podcast in the universe almost live for this yes we're doing it you're gonna be in a situation where you're not gonna get on this is what I can do with the show so we're doing this yeah which is

00:55 Apparently, dynamite. Yeah so first of all I mean we've gone through some troubles this trip but uh...I knew for sure that the south of France was going to be problematic mainly because it's the end of our vacation and we'll probably be drunk Well might as well You know me one beer woooo! Partay! We're off to the races Yeah, this is one of those rare occasions where we have a best-of show but unlike previous episodes which have usually been carefully and lovingly put together by Sir Ramsey Cain This show is something we haven't done yet. And no apparently you've got enough material for two shows I could do two three hour shows

01:42 Easily now that would include almost all of the end-of-show mixes that we've had since we started doing them And I you know to be honest. I don't even know when we started really doing those I remember when we first started, we used to do that. We're going to play something at the end and then we both decided that wasn't gonna work because we wanted a comment on him right? You know, we have remembered that day was about a year for almost at least six months were doing these end of show little like diddy cuts. Yeah, ditties or actually they were long It was like stuff that you didn't want to put in the show as a kind of bonus material thing. Somewhere along the line, yeah and then you decided it was right I agreed that this was not working because we wanted some of this stuff is so interesting we needed some discussion but if we were to end at the show so that wasn't going to happen. And then... Go ahead! I don't know when it began when he started doing this? I do, I do, I do. Um..it really started around March-April 2015

02:42 Then it although we had you know jingles and little things. It was the Obama no, no No, if that's when I was before that that was but that was 2015 I think it was way be I think were in the 2014 now We have to go listen to some old shows and see if I can isolate when it actually no You're right here for example We were way on our way by the time the no-no note there. I just kick well, I have October 4th 2014 And that's the story so these were short but then they got longer

03:24 And because some of mixologist these guy well mixologists the bartender But these mixed guys came in with their longer pieces which really were designed for the end of this show They weren't designed to he said there originally that these things were designed for in-show use. Yeah, well ggx2 who kind of semi-retired from time to time. He comes back and does something, I think some things changed in his life where just he didn't have the time but you remember GX2? He would have a mix almost every week and they were really techno and there were high energy... You used them at the beginning of the show before the show started Yes exactly! The beginning of the show but then i think some of them were so good that we put him at the end of the show maybe thats kinda.. Maybe it was GX2 who kicked alot of that off

04:07 I know we lost the history anyway. But I have them all in a bin. There's other things in there, which is why they can't exactly pinpoint when we started doing that. But I haven't been on the on the production machine and it's I mean, it was so mind boggling to pick these things up. And I tried to... At first I was like, ah, I want to do them really mix and match but I did some of that but really did in chronological order to some degree which- So what we're going to hear is the end of show stuff compiled? Yes. Don't think you've made clear yet Not just compiled but also expertly mixed by myself

04:49 Yeah, you actually did the work. Well no no but I yeah i didn't put it together but I well it was a long enough to say they were just all short and this reminds me when I did that the clips of you know just clips of clips thats right and I did like two hours worth in there all shortened out that it was nuts it took me a year Yeah, this didn't take me... well you had to find them and cut them down. I had this big bin and just mixing and matching multi-tracks put one in there then use little vignettes drop them in between two it was a lot of fun to do the thing that I think mentioned couple weeks ago is because it contains

05:34 voices of politicians and celebrities, and you know there's everything from Hillary to Whoopi to- You name it. It's very very trippy And I've tested a few of these out in the pre-stream. I played some little bits of this... By tested, does that include some extracurricular smoking? No! I tested them on the audience. Oh you did? Okay that's different. No no no this was created completely without any influence of anything This was just totally vibing on the music So um..I'm gonna put as many... I was thinking how do i credit all these people

06:13 Later on I did a much better job of when someone sent me something, I'd put their name in the title. A lot of people forget to do that they don't do any tags they just have a title so i started getting into the habit of putting in the producer Since I'm sure I've missed many my thinking was maybe This will go up on the no agenda player, no agenda player.com which is a phenomenal resource if you've never seen it before every program every episode is uploaded that we do and people going in and there's already someone's annotating upfront and then you can go in and add more annotations It would be great If people check it out and help us annotate so everybody can get the credit that they deserve Okay

06:59 You're underwhelmed. Well, I think we should get this party started. Right? Ooh! Yes Mr DJ Indeed without further ado We will come back to talk a little bit halfway And to remind you of the importance of our program and how you can help until then I present-we present For you the multitude of No Agenda mixing producers that we don't have a title for John What are we gonna call this what do we call on this show? The mix In The Mix Oh, I like that. In the mix of take off on in the morning That's right Here it is everybody In The Mix... In The Morning Ladies and gentlemen please rise for your Gitmo Nation National Anthem! In the morning Gitmo nation We are all charged up to be Human resources and servants In our lands and our ships at sea

CHAPTER 02 / 32 Discussion

Gitmo Nation National Anthem, Douchebag of the Year

The audio mix begins with the Gitmo Nation National Anthem and a satirical tribute to the "Douchebag of the Year." A voiceover parodying John Galt from Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged confers the "Seal of Atlas" upon the hosts for their audio programming. The segment establishes the show's recurring themes of opposing bureaucratic functionaries and promoting a "balanced news diet."

gitmo nation· national anthem· douchebag of the year· john galt· atlas shrugged

08:03 From the east to west, donder to the lands and he can distract his slave. Here are Gitmo Nation's songs. Douchebag! He's the douchebag of the year now Ain't he great folks? Ain't he grand? The douche bag of the year

10:44 Mr. Douchebag of the Year! Smile, look at him shine He's the douchebag of the douchebag of the year I'm John Galt, and thank you for joining me. With no agenda, John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry endeavor to market the product of their blood, sweat and tears to the United States of the Universe! As you all know this kind of Herculean effort to oppose oppressive bureaucratic functionaries cannot go unnoticed That is why I, John Galt confer the seal of Atlas to these fine men for their excellence in audio programming These two men and their producers are forged from reared-in steel

11:26 You've got some heat of distraction coming If you wake up with the blues Tryna fill your day with news There's one thing you must remember No agenda in the morning For a healthy balanced news diet, try noagendashow.com No agenda for the future! No agenda for America! No agenda for the second term! I've got information man New shit has come to light

CHAPTER 03 / 32 Discussion

Drone Warfare Satire, Triggered Social Media Culture

A musical parody critiques drone warfare in Afghanistan and Pakistan, highlighting the civilian costs of remote-controlled strikes under the Obama administration. The mix transitions into a satire of social media culture, featuring a song titled "No Rest for the Triggered." The lyrics mock online outrage, religious bliss, and the use of Patreon for crowdfunding.

afghanistan· pakistan· drone strikes· barack obama· patreon· triggered

12:12 Flying over Afghanistan, or maybe it was Pakistan I promised myself to aim myself at every woman child and man that was on my list I don't care if i missed. I'm remote controlled, I do what I am told By someone at a computer Obama gave me a push More than Bush and I cost millions I was supposed to target terrorists But not so much civilians I don't know what to say Whoops some got in my drone again Naturally

12:57 A drone again Naturally Eat me Hillary Clinton Living Mac and Cheese Life Mac and cheese by Ayn Rand Treat your liberty for some safety George Clooney is a spy Someone's getting cornholed today Sounds like a recipe for success to me Well, I should have thought online it was an innocuous tweet. I didn't really think much of it at the time But then a couple of days later, I was fired from my job and the reason left me well beyond surprised Someone had taken what I said wrote a ridiculous op-ed and spread it all over the goddamn internet Came in contact with clips, see message to me

14:05 She said, oh there ain't no rest for the triggered. Where is her religious bliss? Got hair to tie, got tears to cry Please give me a simple thing No I won't let loose I get my news from places like Ceylon I'm a man who's you got patient explaining what it was he really meant When I try to intervene a lady She summons the muscle and

14:54 Oh, there ain't no rest for the trigger. Where is the leadest police? You've got a head of tie I won't let loose! I get my news from places like... No, there ain't no rest for the trigger. Donate to my Patreon So now a couple of

CHAPTER 04 / 32 Discussion

Social Media Connectivity, Mary McCoy Dingo Mix

The audio montage explores the permanence of social media posts and the nature of digital connectivity. It features a high-energy segment by Mary McCoy and rhythmic chants involving "dingo" and "hashtag America." The mix emphasizes the shift from human interaction to digital engagement.

social media· mary mccoy· dingo· hashtags· connectivity

15:31 I'm walking out to my front door But from my peripheral vision, I could see That a man had dropped his keys And like a gymnast on trapeze I've taught them limit air and tensor You turned around in pure disgust And I'm not even a man A mum by gender girl with many tendencies Then okay so whatever and he took police Now I'm serving six to tens of three all day Ain't no rest for the triggered Is it? Got tears to cry No, I won't let new faces like

16:13 But resist we much We must and we will much about that be committed. Hey now y'all can we just get real? Do you really care about our fans or is this just another deal set another way that we've lost our way Social's about the people, remember? We are people. Do we really need another like, fan or share? Do we need another post to show up everywhere? I hope as we scatter that we never forget That our posts live forever even when we go to bed So connect with each other this gets bad Let's get social!

17:25 Let's get social! Give it up, Mary McCoy! Woo! Dingo boom boom shagalackalack boom boop-a-boom boom shagalack boom boom Elephant in a rhino gone. Dingo boom shagalack. Back to this and you will all render to them You pigs in healing We are here hashtag America near our hashtag target

CHAPTER 05 / 32 Discussion

Matt Lee and Marie Harf, Ebola and ISIS Panic

A satirical segment features State Department figures Matt Lee and Marie Harf in a mock variety show format. The audio cuts between reports on Ebola, ISIS threats, and climate change declarations. The mix highlights the repetitive and alarmist nature of news cycles regarding global conflicts and public health crises.

matt lee· marie harf· ebola· isis· climate change· state department

18:15 It's the Matt and Marie Show! Starring... Matt Lee Also starring... Marie Harp

19:00 And that's the story. And her head is gone. Ebola! That's how we go- uh, that's how we roll... That's how we go- uh, that's how we roll... And that's the story. Obama, Ebola, as the sun grows, Ebola's gonna kill us all ISIS We will follow them

19:38 ISIS Oh, there's no winning! We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere but we laugh alot Now everyone hug and share a secret Climate change is real It's real! It's real! It's real! Bomb them. We need to kill and bomb them Bomb them. We need to kill and bomb them Bomb them. We need to bomb them We need to kill them And bomb them again Amen. Fist bump.

CHAPTER 06 / 32 Discussion

Bombing ISIS, Hillary Clinton Email Controversy

The mix features a repetitive loop of political rhetoric regarding the bombing of ISIS terrorists. It transitions into a parody of Hillary Clinton's justifications for her private email server use during her tenure as Secretary of State. The audio mocks her mentions of "convenience" and "yoga routines" in the context of national security.

isis· hillary clinton· secretary of state· yoga routines· drone strikes

20:38 They were known as normal teenagers. They punish us for doing things that we take for granted, normal teenagers We are killing them and we will continue killing ISIS terrorists that pose a threat to us very good at that The mella isn't funny or is it important? Yet as we look around the world, we encounter upheaval and conflict and chaos. Ladies and gentlemen! It is time to rob a life! We need to kill them. We need to kill them. Bomb them. Bomb them.

21:22 Bomb them and bomb them again, eh? We need to kill them. We need to kill them! Bomb them... Bomb them and bomb them again, eh? And bomb them again, eh? Bomb them... Bomb them and bomb them again, eh? And bomb them again, eh? Bomb them... Bomb them... Bomb them... And KILL THEM! Bomb them

22:20 and kill them! Bomb them again, bomb them again. We need to kill them! Bomb-bomb them again, bomb them again. We need to kill them... ...and bomb them again." My God for 25 years they've been growing babies in cows There are four things I want the public to know. First, I thought it would be easier during my four years as Secretary of State Obviously it hasn't worked out that way Second, I opted for convenience and I think most people understand that Third No one wants their yoga routines made public And fourth What difference at this point does it make? El Shabbaa

CHAPTER 07 / 32 Discussion

No Agenda Promotion, White House Heckler Remix

A promotional segment encourages listeners to search for No Agenda to discover the "real" news. This is followed by a rhythmic remix of a White House event where President Barack Obama deals with a heckler. The audio loops phrases about "drinking the booze" and being "in my house" to create a techno-style track.

no agenda show· barack obama· white house· hecklers· booze

23:15 Hi, and you like me when you watch the news You think something is wrong or missing it just doesn't make sense what some of these people are telling us Then I discovered No Agenda, the podcast that really tells me what's going on. Wow! What a revelation? It's an astonishing eye-opener Google the words no agenda to find out more or just listen for yourself at at noagendashow.com ITM

24:08 Few slaves can get used to mac and cheese. Mac and cheese, mac and cheese. Cheap macaroni and cheap cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese. Ghost bag check! Bag check, bag check! No ghost bag check! Bag Check! Bugs bugs! Tastes like poop. I'm gonna die! Yes the beaches are back open woohoo! Yeah! No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Hey! As a general rule, I am just fine with a few hecklers. But not when i'm up in the house.

25:20 No, no, no. Hey! Can we have this person removed please? Can we escort this person out? Come on. Okay you know what... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hey! No, come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

26:31 You're in my house. You live in my house, hey! You're in my house Come on, come on, come on Okay, oh okay I'm just gonna wait till we get this done When you drink, you drink the booze My house, I am getting-I am getting... I'm just gonna take the somebody down Booze, takedown You know what I'm saying? C'mon No no no no no no no

27:19 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No no no no no no no no no no no no no As a general rule I am just fine with drinking the booze and drinking the booze No no no no no no no no hey! Listen... And drinking the booze Hey it's not

28:20 It's not respectful when you get invited to somebody. No, that's right! You're not going to get a good response from me by interrupting it like this. I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. Come on. No, no, no, no. Shame on ya! Hey! No, no, no, no, no. You can either stay and be quiet or we'll have to take you out.

CHAPTER 08 / 32 Discussion

Donation Jingle, Obama and Biden Rowdy Crowd

A musical jingle encourages listeners to donate to No Agenda, claiming "science is turning into a clique." The mix returns to a White House scene featuring Barack Obama and Joe Biden addressing a "rowdy crowd." The audio continues to loop the "in my house" and "shame on you" phrases from the previous heckler incident.

barack obama· joe biden· donation· science· white house

29:11 Don't we have a group for Move, please? Okay. Where was I? Donate to No Agenda They give us shows week after week Donate to No Agenda It's the show that's really unique Donate to No Agenda Listen to John and Adam speak Donate to No Agenda Science is turning into a clique Welcome to the White House, everybody. Thank you! We're gonna have some friends come up here and play with us President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden This is a rowdy crowd I don't want you guys to break anything while we're here now Listen You're in my house Thank you! How sweet the sound of

30:38 You can either stay and be quiet or we'll have to take you out. Predator drugs, you will never see it coming! Alright, can we have this person removed please? Okay...you know what? Okay where was I?! Thank you! Zing! Ring! How sweet the sound!

31:20 Hey, hey. Hey, you're in my house. No no no no no no. No no no. So long as God continues to shed his grace on the United States of America. We'll all see you again soon! You kind of screwed up my ending but that's okay. Obama!

32:07 Thank you, God bless y'all. WTC 7 won't go away. A little harsh, but you gotta live with it There are rules in the world so you kind of have to follow them I'm a rule follower So if the rule is that we have to do it then I'll do it Hey! Hey! Listen No no no no You're my house Hey

32:43 Hey! Come on guys. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Same on you. No, no, no, no, no. Hey! No, no, no, no, no. Hey! Okay... Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm up in the house. No, no, no, no, no. Hey! No, no, no, no, no. Breaking the booths. Oh no, no, no, no, oh. No, no, no, no. Eee-eee-e-e-e-e-e. No, no, no, no. Ee-ee-ee-e-e-e-e. No, no, no, no. Ee-ee-ee-e-e-e-e-e. No, no, no, no. Hands out the book of knowledge. Yeah, no yeah, no yeah, no yeah, no yeah, oh yeah.

CHAPTER 09 / 32 Discussion

Planned Parenthood, Abortion Rights and Vagina Monologue

The mix transitions to a series of clips regarding Planned Parenthood and reproductive rights, featuring a repetitive "get out of my vagina" chant. It touches on the history of unsafe abortions and the desperation of women seeking medical care. The segment ends with a warning about rising ocean levels and climate change.

planned parenthood· abortion· vagina· upton sinclair· climate change

33:48 We will build a fabulous great wall of rum. We will build a fabulous great wall of rum. We will build a fabulous great wall of drums! In all kinds of ways, people cannot always afford to have the child that they are pregnant with If you have an issue come to me, come to me Nobody Not even God God says, come to me

35:00 Ladies need it. And yes, there should be regulations where... Vagina! Still this act of this Planned Parenthood and what we've been fighting for, some ladies need it. Ladies need it. And yes there should be regulations where it can't be squirted. You know don't be going to your parents if you have a problem with it Get out of my vagina But wait a minute, you know what? Why is Planned Parenthood

35:53 into being, which was people got tired of tripping over women hangers hanging out of their bodies because they were fat. So these abortions that were supposed to be safe and clean so explain to me now what you're going to do? Because if you think this is gonna stop women from doing it it's not! People who are desperate enough to go and get an abortion there's a reason they feel they need it and its...get out of my vagina! Don't keep going around having babies Babies, it's can't happen Can't happen, babies, it's can't happen Babies, it's can't happen Babies, it's can't happen Babies, it's babies, it's baby, baby Do you think this is gonna stop? It has. Get out of my vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! V-v-v-vagina

37:26 Vagina! V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V- When the ocean rises just this much, this whole area will be underwater. That's what you gotta get your heads around.

CHAPTER 10 / 32 Discussion

Intelligence Framework, Donald Trump China Remix

An audio clip discusses the legal framework of intelligence work and the protection of freedoms. The mix then shifts to a high-energy remix of Donald Trump's campaign rhetoric, focusing on his repetitive mentions of "China" and his criticism of lobbyists and donors.

intelligence· rule of law· donald trump· china· lobbyists

38:42 Intelligence work takes place within a strong legal framework. We operate under the rule of law and are accountable for it In some countries secret intelligence is used to control their people in ours It only exists to protect their freedoms Protect their freedoms, protect their freedoms Oh my gosh! Can you see that juice? Caliphate The caliphate That is why we've all died an elephant. You have to figure out, alright what do we do from here? And you're right. We've gotta get some jobs. I want some jobs! I want some jobs! I want some jobs! I want some jobs! I want some jobs! I want some jobs! I want some jobs! I want some jobs! I want some jobs! I want some jobs! I want some jobs! I want some jobs! I want some jobs! I'm a... We must, he will must be committed What is this?! We must, he will must be committed

40:28 What is this we must be committed? What the hell did he say, I don't know what- What is this we must... We must and will much about that be committed. When you're right,

42:03 We're with you! Jeb Bush or Hillary or one of these politicians all talk no action, all controlled by lobbyists and donors and donors. All controlled by lobbyists and donors-oners-soner's. All controlled by lobbyist and donors and donors people like me from previous months okay? Bong bong bong bong bing bing bing bing bing going to not gonna be any good

42:46 I couldn't care less, couldn't care less. You are going to love President Trump! China, China, China from China and I love China nothing wrong with China. I love the Mexican people they have tremendous spirit They're taking your job taking your money they've taken everything and i'm gonna win that Hispanic vote

43:50 Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bong China. China. China from China You are going to love President Trump Bing! China. China. China from China You are going to love President Trump Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bong Bong, bing, bing, bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing, bing You know what that is right? One more look for the magical shapeshifting Jews Step right up for the shape-shifting Jews The magical shapeshifting Jews

CHAPTER 11 / 32 Discussion

Magical Shapeshifting Jews, Environmental Soot Warning

A controversial segment features a song about "magical shapeshifting Jews" followed by a warning about the health effects of inhaling soot and smog. The audio references the consensus among 99.5% of scientists regarding extreme weather events and rising oceans.

shapeshifting· soot· smog· climate change· scientists

44:43 A little illustration Magical shapeshifting june He's such an aggravation Magical shape-shifting June I've been watching you Na na na na na na na No no no no Come on, where was it? Na na na na na na Hey listen! I love you back! VH Deutschland here is the hop! Hey come on guys No, no, no, no, no, no. You might die sucking in soot! You might die sucking in soot! You might die sucking in soot! After about five minutes I'd start feeling a burning in my chest and it was just me sucking in soot and smalls sucking in, sucking in, sucking in soot

46:00 Truckin' in, truckin' in, truckin' in, sit! And smog. The fact of the matter is that 99.5% of scientists and experts see the oceans rise more extreme weather events more drought, more flooding bigger hurricanes, typhoons... You might not That's the dream each of us has for ourselves and our families Truckin' in, truckin' in, truckin' in, sit! burning in my truck and then talking and talking inside and small talking and talking and talking inside excuse me

CHAPTER 12 / 32 Discussion

Ant Siege Mode, Argentinian Ant Scouting Behavior

The mix features a detailed discussion about ant behavior, specifically "siege mode" and "sneak attacks" used by Argentinian ants. The audio describes how ants send out scouts to report back to the colony. This is interspersed with the recurring "in my house" heckler audio.

ants· siege mode· argentinian ants· scouts· bedrock

47:07 The only ant you're occasional moments where there's an ant that you do not torch and that's as an ant that is carrying one of the dead ants back. Oh no, you have to be- That's the guy you want to let go? Yeah! That's the guy on the side of a hill Do you think that hill was just one big ant hill? No it said mostly bedrocks Bedrocks? Yes, on the side of a hill. He says its a big giant rock But there's enough soil, these ants don't need a lot. There is enough soil in the soil that's called siege mode. What other modes do your ants have? Well they have sneak attack, this attack is called siege mode. What other modes do your ants have? They have trick for people who are special and let's go search for these Argentinian ants And this trick does indeed work

47:46 So one of the things that the ants will do in the kitchen is that they'll send a scout 1, 2 or 3 or 4 scouts out. And this trick does this trick does this trick have a trick for people who are special and the West Coast up to your search team and district district those find something they go back and report back back back Okay, you know what? What? Listen. You're in my house drinking the booze! Shame on ya!

CHAPTER 13 / 32 Discussion

Testicular Birth Theory, Hillary Clinton Libya Comment

A bizarre audio clip discusses a theory about men giving birth through testicles. The mix then transitions to Hillary Clinton's famous "we came, we saw, he died" remark regarding Muammar Gaddafi, looped with calls to "beat Donald Trump."

donald trump· hillary clinton· libya· muammar gaddafi· testicles

48:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll be carrying babies in their testicles! Yeah, yeah, yeah... And giving birth when you shit on your bag! Yeah, yeah... Prancing that baby till we... Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is the Lord's! Yeah, yeah... This is the Lord's! Yeah, yeah... Mr. K.Y., I didn't want to upset Donald Trump. He said he was gonna do his autograph and it's hard for him to get a great job. I had this book, yeah, I read it, and I'm gonna keep doing it

49:37 Thank you for the book. Donald, thank you for the book. Go ahead. Sit down Donald, you can get back on your lap. We had a lot of fun up here today. Thank-thank you for the book. You're the best because... Go ahead! Yeah yeah yeah. I trust you Donald. I've seen it happen. You lose people so badly. Watch it. Gentlemen gentlemen. I'm gonna stop you to death and let you take control. Okay, the latest debate... Gentlemen please! I wanna move out these are the rules. Excuse me! You made me throw an ass! Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

50:48 Hey, we take you out of our house. Hey, we take you out of our house. We're gonna escort this person down. This is Hillary Clinton The American people yes or no? In fact, we came, we saw, and died. Beat Donald Trump! Beat Donald Trump! Beat Donald Trump! Beat Donald Trump! Beat Donald Trump! Beat Donald Trump!

CHAPTER 14 / 32 Discussion

Peppery Ant Consumption, Burning Ant Trick

The audio describes an experience of accidentally eating ants and discovering they have a peppery taste. It discusses a "burning trick" used to back off an ant invasion by torching them and leaving the remains to deter others.

ants· black pepper· desiccation· burning trick· infestation

52:05 I got ants. I don't know if we had a you know ants we had ant invasion. Uh, how was thinking if you deep if you desiccated a big pile of ants and then ground them to a powder like a fine fine grind black pepper We were having dinner and Yeah, they got an ant Somehow in the meal and I ate it these things are peppery. I got ants I Got ants

53:13 These ants, they don't need a lot. And then you see when you find all the ones that are roaming around here... I backed him off by doing the burning trick. You just torch them and you leave them there The only ant- There are occasional moments where there's an ant that you do not torch and that's an ant that is carrying one of the dead ants back. I got ants! I got ants! I got ants! I got ants! Ants? ANTS?!

CHAPTER 15 / 32 Discussion

LGBT Civil Rights, Bitch Ass Remix

The mix returns to the White House heckler theme, this time involving a discussion on LGBT civil rights. It transitions into a repetitive, profanity-laden techno track featuring the phrase "your bitch ass."

lgbt· civil rights· hecklers· techno· profanity

54:01 Oh, I'm... I've done not that bad! This is a rowdy crowd. No no no no. I don't want you guys to break anything while you're here now. No no no no. I told you that the civil rights of LGBT Americans is- Hold on a second. Okay, you know what? No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Hey Listen, you're in my house. You're not going to get a good response from me by interrupting me like this I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No no no no no Shame on ya! You shouldn't be doing that. You can either stay and be quiet or we'll have to take you out

55:03 Alright, can we have this person removed please? I'm just gonna wait until we get this done. Okay! Where was I?! As a general rule...I am just fine with a few hecklers but not when i'm up in the house My attitude is if you're eating the actual derbs You know what im saying? Your trauma's getting worse I'm happy Thankyou! You two are doing a good job Very very good

56:00 Oh, super happy. They're rich. They're happier than these high-risk snakes. They're happier than these high-risk snakes. They're happier than more drugs. In order to be happy, we need to have a pump and stick on it. I'm not that happy. Before I turned out Got some clips I'd like to play Johnny Letterman, Coach Drab

58:20 Street media it sucks Should I try to do me more? Yes you should unless you're poor I think not.

59:28 Only had crash that was not a crowd And we will but, hold on to Russian do's My body is zipped, we zipped Because we mucked and we fucked We must out, and we will out The house Your bitch ass, my dick is in the cell My dick got snatched, I think it's your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass, your bitch ass, your bitch ass Your bitch ass I can't help but think about Upton Sinclair who said, it's hard to get a man to believe something

CHAPTER 16 / 32 Discussion

Upton Sinclair Quote Correction, Carbon Fee Proposal

The hosts critique a speaker for misquoting Upton Sinclair regarding salary and understanding. The segment covers the criminalization of the cigarette industry and Enron, leading into a proposal for a carbon fee to combat global warming.

upton sinclair· science· carbon fee· enron· global warming

1:00:25 when his salary depends on his not believing. That's your business too, Bill! So you must believe this? Okay, he's got the Upton Sinclair quote wrong. It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it. Ah! He substituted the word believe. So you must believe this? This is not scientific anything...this is a belief system and he actually proves it by using the word belief instead of understand. Shut up!

1:01:03 Science! So I predict that the year 2016 will be among the top 10 hottest years ever recorded. Oh, well i'm not a scientist... I'm not a scientist either but- Believe this You believe in the wrong religion my friend. Douche Was it appropriate to jail the guys from Enron? Was it appropriate to jail people from cigarette industry so I can see where people are very concerned about this and pursuing criminal investigation so we'll see what happens We'll see what happens.. So what we want to do is have a fee for carbon. There it is. I do apologize, I know I was a little late tonight. You shouldn't be careful what you wish for. Being stronger. I was running on the safety top. Teenagers say that things don't feel real until you see them on social media. I'm on PCP. Big part of what's going on nowadays... People will. Be strong and cry. Unite!

1:03:21 I actually filled the blizzard with fudge. Science! Hillary Clinton. I'm Hillary Clinton and I approve this message.

CHAPTER 17 / 32 Discussion

Outsider Woman President, No Agenda Support Plea

Hillary Clinton's campaign rhetoric about being an "outsider" as the first potential woman president is mocked through repetitive loops. The hosts then break in to discuss the quality of the mix and remind listeners to support the show financially.

hillary clinton· woman president· outsider· donations· support

1:04:39 We came, we saw, he died.

1:06:03 It's not a laughing matter. I take it really seriously A woman running to be the first woman president. I cannot imagine anyone being more of an outsider than the first woman president. Who can be more of an outsider than a woman president? Well, I can't think of anything more of an outsider than electing the first woman president.

1:07:05 I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that! Oh yeah, that'd be fab! Yow! I have to say this is better than i thought. It's unbelievable yeah and you hear these things like oh crap, remember that one? Oh shoot remember that one? Yeah a lot of the stuff you can't...yeah it's like we should probably be using again some of this stuff definitely lost lost lost and found lost and found yeah but we do want to remind people that this is a show that does need your support We don't have anybody to thank

CHAPTER 18 / 32 Discussion

Summer Funding Challenges, South of France Travel

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak discuss the financial difficulties of producing the show during the summer months and thank their high-tier donors. They share travel plans for their return from France to Texas and mention the "burkini" controversy and the changing restaurant scene in Saint-Raphaël.

funding· knights and dames· south of france· saint-tropez· burkini

1:07:48 this particular show because it's recorded, but we will mention everybody who contributes to the last show and this show on the next show which will be next Thursday. Yes That would be a little longer list than usual, but we do want to remind you to definitely go to dvorak.org and help us continue this process until the next show. Yeah and during these summer months I would also like to thank Certainly we have a lot of executive producers, but also Knights Dame's Dukes Grand Duke's Viscounts baronets Barons who have stepped up because it has been you know summer is always tough But I think that you know the Financial situation the world has also been difficult and yeah We've had some pretty slow episodes and people have stepped up and it is highly appreciated because it's not a hobby

1:08:45 This is what we do for a living and we're happy to do it. And, we love providing the value and it's always nice when we receive some value back which is entirely up to your discretion so indeed dvorak.org slash na and we will have another live show let me see here the situation is this is Sunday Monday so Tina and I fly back actually fly back to Amsterdam tomorrow and then Tuesday we fly back to Texas. Quick turnaround and then another show on Thursday, so will be lying I'm sure you'll have shown that Thursday show you can have some more fascinating stories but we hope this airline travel airline travel but also it will be in will be in Nice in the con area so well maybe have a burkini report You never know

1:09:38 Oh yeah, burkinis. That continues to rage in the south of France and who knows? A douchebag report from Saint-Tropez! My friend Michel generously invited us to stop by he lives in Saint Raphael which is kind of between Nice and Saint Tropez so it sounds cool to say we'll be vacationing in Saint Tropez but... It's not quite that bad Yes, son Rafael is a beautiful little little Fisher Fisher. There's a lot of nice villages in that entire area Yeah the only thing and Michelle was complaining about this is They used to have fabulous restaurants down there by the harbor they're all gone

1:10:19 And it's just gone. It's just not, it's gone that I don't know if it's just that particular town but something really dried up and so now you have to go to either to Nice or Conn. Nice has got a lot of nice places. Hell yeah hell yeah Alright. Okay, so we will remind you where you can support the program Please remember us for that and we'll be back in just a little bit to bid our adieu To coin a phrase right after we continue with our In The Mix in the morning Devorak dot org slash N A Women women women women women women women women women

CHAPTER 19 / 32 Discussion

Zika Virus Funding, Okie-Doke Rhetoric

The mix resumes with a focus on the Zika virus and the $1.9 billion in funding requested to fight it. It features Barack Obama's "okie-doke" rhetoric and mocks the alarmism surrounding babies born with microcephaly.

zika virus· funding· okie-doke· barack obama· tweets

1:11:09 Okie doke if we fall for okie doke just because it you know, it sounds funny or provocative If the tweets are a bunch of okie-doke. Oh Zika Oh baby with a little bitty head with that baby with a small head They're gonna have to make a little head you watch Zika zika zika zika zika yeah, where's the money? 1.9 billion dollars! Zika zika zika zika zika yeah, where's the money? Let's have it now! Zika zika zika zika zika yeah, where's the money? Small heads are coming You're gonna do it you watch We're gonna have a problem with that! Ha ha ha ha... Oh oh oh okie dokie doke

1:12:07 If we fall for issues of race or religion, you know a bunch of... breathe. Okie doke! Just because it uh... Oh man he can't do it

1:13:07 If we fall for Oh You know, just because it sounds funny or the tweets are

CHAPTER 20 / 32 Discussion

Miss USA Reports, Zombie Floating War Machine

A surreal segment blends Miss USA pageant reports with mentions of Bernie Sanders and David Icke. The audio describes a "floating war machine" being pursued by zombies and includes nonsensical phrases about brooms and "Miss Sanders USA."

miss usa· bernie sanders· david icke· zombies· war machine

1:15:02 I know that you're doing another one of your coveted Miss USA reports, which i'm very excited about. I think... One time I would love to see a female put these 44 men down. But hold and they walk down the street thing but Should be. Put these forty-four... The sea of Bernie... Are you doing another one? ...machine. Down the street they'd be sweeping the sidewalk! Canada Sea of Bernie Sandlot Hole and are pursued by the zombie Canada Sea of Bernie Floating who looks, and I've come to this conclusion, I'm gonna go with ya butt should be. A floating war machine being pursued by the... I've come to this conclusion

1:15:55 In time I would love to see a female put these 44 men down. Now you put a broom in their mirror, breaks a beautiful flower that's floating in the sky I'm not a whore. See, a female put machine is being pursued by that you could have broom in their butt. Sometime I would love to see a female David, I know what you're doing. Who? Oh the zombie man! Lovely, lovely. I found her. Ha! Sometime I would love to see a female should be on the block That you could have broom in their butt. Whore. Sometime I would love to see a female Put me in your butt, I care. Oh oh! I just saw Labeika. I think it's Miss Sanders USA. I'm gonna go with David Ike here. I just really strongly love Labeika. I think it was an act. I know he's 44 men down. Deatta, deatta, deatta. Joguro jinengi deatta. I can't go any shamser. Hongun joguro jinengi deatta. I can't go any shamser

1:17:41 There's no real conflict! That was my German, that wasn't good. No service for you!

1:18:57 Sounds funnier. Excuse me.

CHAPTER 21 / 32 Discussion

Neil deGrasse Tyson, The Shadow Consciousness

Neil deGrasse Tyson is featured in a mix discussing the Jungian concept of "The Shadow" and collective consciousness. The audio transitions to Tyson's warnings about killer asteroids and the need for water conservation, punctuated by his self-identification as "Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch."

neil degrasse tyson· the shadow· carl jung· asteroids· climate change

1:19:53 Excuse me, excuse me, I'm talking. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch. The shadow is that part of ourselves that we feel guilty about? Can you mention the phrase shadow? Reported as you said. The shadow is that part of ourselves that we are ashamed of, that we feel guilty about? Barrister. Pause to take a pill. Make a pill. I'm gonna embarrass you. I feel guilty about it, and everyone has a shadow. He pouts his belligerent. Well is that part of our style? You know about pharmacological corn? My God for 25 years! Everyone has a shadow

1:20:55 Can you mention the phrase, The Shadow? Ignoring me during an emotional retardation of a three year old. You're ignoring me I'm going to embarrass Trump at the moment is in a way representing the shadow of our collective consciousness. Bullshit! A golf course making deals and you allow that to happen And your okay with that on a golf course making deals And you allow that to happen and you're okay with that? Let's give it up for the brothers. There are a lot of cool men out here For the men out here, be better. Your family's life Do the dishes You know Be better Your family's life Do the dishes

1:22:02 Be better, be better. If you see something say something! I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch Where are you now at this time? It's 10pm do you know where your killer asteroid is Do you need clean potable water to water your lawn No You could use the water that came out of your dishwasher

1:22:39 Your grass is not gonna care. We're explorers and it's in our DNA! It's 10pm, do you know where your killer asteroid is? You gotta flood a city or something... Otherwise Hollywood doesn't buy this story. Gotta destroy some city! Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch! I like the geese. Isn't it funny?! Y'know when I came here 17 years ago And I said that I wanted to lead a campaign To get Britain to leave the European Union Well I have to say, you're not laughing now are you? We want our country back. We want a full independent self-governing normal nation. Funny isn't it! And could we take them at their wordless and were talking about our grandkids and he's asking me about my husband Could that possibly be true The most obvious explanation probably the right one is Bill Clinton is really social guy

CHAPTER 22 / 32 Discussion

Bill Clinton Tarmac Meeting, Loretta Lynch Conspiracy

The mix examines the controversial 2016 tarmac meeting between Bill Clinton and Attorney General Loretta Lynch. It highlights the FBI's efforts to prevent photos of the 30-minute private discussion and the resulting conspiracy theories regarding Hillary Clinton's email investigation.

bill clinton· loretta lynch· tarmac meeting· fbi· conspiracy theories

1:23:52 A lot of conspiracy theories that somehow this is Bill Clinton talking to Loretta Lynch about clearing Hillary Clinton. I think the issue is, again what is my role in how that matter is going to be resolved? And so let me be clear on how that is gonna be resolved. The former president steps into her plane they then speak for 30 minutes privately the FBI there on the tarmac instructing everybody around no photos, no pictures, no cell phones They happen to be at same tarmac at same time A lot of conspiracy theories. And could we take them that they're worthless and we're talking about our grandkids and he's asking me about my husband? Could that possibly be true? I would have more to say about this as the facts become more clear, but for now let me just say that... Even if it's not there, even if it isn't there, even if it's not there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there, even if it isn't there

1:25:13 Joining a gang is like having a family. It's feeling like you're part of something bigger than yourself, so we're either going to have gangs that murder and rob and do the things that are so destructive to the gang members and to the community

CHAPTER 23 / 32 Discussion

Positive Gangs, Hillary Clinton Vagina Presidency

A clip discusses the idea of "positive gangs" as an alternative for youth. This is followed by a critique of Hillary Clinton, looping phrases about her being "never satisfied" and the historical significance of a president having a vagina.

gangs· pledge of allegiance· hillary clinton· gender politics· presidency

1:25:55 or we're going to have positive gangs. We're going to have positive alternatives for young people. I pledge allegiance, to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice absolutely sure that Hillary Clinton this woman has never been satisfied

1:26:43 improving your kids' education. This woman has never been satisfied Hillary Clinton believes in keeps and on dreams This woman has never been satisfied Satisfied, satisfied, satisfied At long last our wealthy vindictive paranoid narcissistic or hungry president will have a vagina you'll have a vagina this changes the world This woman has never been satisfied

CHAPTER 24 / 32 Discussion

Artisanal Toast Reformulation, Mission Pie Bakery

A repetitive segment focuses on the creation of "really good toast" and the process of reformulating bread at Mission Pie. The word "toast" is looped extensively to create a rhythmic audio track.

toast· mission pie· bakery· reformulation· bread

1:27:26 We've always been about tomorrow. Your children and grandchildren will bless you forever if you do God bless you thank you. We wanted to create really good toast. We've been promising it, but it took us a while to kind of reformulate it we didn't want to do an ordinary toast. Toast, toast, toast... I brought a few loaves the bread that I baked at Mission Pie and my toaster from home

1:28:11 We wanted to create toast. Toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast... We wanted to create really good toast. We've been promising it but it took us a while to kind of reformulate it. We didn't want to do an ordinary toast. Toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast We came, we saw and a- WOOOOOOW! Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah Woah woah woah woah woah woah

CHAPTER 25 / 32 Discussion

Ben Carson Bound Words, Humanization vs Demonization

The mix touches on the 2016 Republican National Convention, mentioning Ben Carson and Ted Cruz. It includes a reference to someone playing Pokemon Go during a briefing and concludes with a repetitive loop on the concept of "humanizing" to prevent "demonization."

ben carson· ted cruz· pokemon go· demonization· humanization

1:29:32 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh there's no winning we don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere but we laugh a lot now everyone hug and share a secret We just need cash I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water Just send your cash. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. At some point he says bunghole middle him his little talk here and I don't know why Our delegation cast the following bound words Ben Carson Following bound words Ted Cruz Bound words

1:31:32 As the secretary said earlier today though, and I think it's important reminder. You're playing the Pokemon thing right there aren't you? Time to deliver a victory for the American people! We must break free from the petty politics of the past

1:32:11 Great Trump speech, America first. Stop wars defeat the corrupt elites protect our borders fair trade couldn't have said it better I've actually never felt this way in my life It's gonna be fun yeah I think it's gonna be a lot of fun A lot more celebrities, a lot more Hollywood You're inspired by this or you're cured of it. You're cured of it, because you're you're inspired by this or you're cured of it. In my life, what is white life? Not the people elites from big white. So I made a mistake that happens as proofs I'm human. He doesn't work in the night. He doesn't work in the system. A similar people because he was captured and since the lawsuit cheated. Because he was captured. They don't lie to customers who feel them. Since the lawsuit's recent

1:34:33 People get caught, that wrecks record back for days. That was demonization. The only way to demonize is humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized. Humanized If we fall, a bunch of...

CHAPTER 26 / 32 Discussion

Batman Theme Remix, Predator Drones Warning

A high-energy remix combines the 1960s Batman theme with Barack Obama's voice. The audio warns about "predator drones" that "you will never see coming," set to a techno beat.

batman· batmobile· barack obama· predator drones· techno

1:35:59 Sounds provocative, tweets funny. Sounds provocative, tweets funny. Sounds provocative, tweets funny. Sounds provocative, tweets funny. Sing-zing! Trogonautus? Sing-zing! She's got this goofy friend like she's a basket case. Don't trouble someone... G-g-g-goofous! No no no no no. Nope nope nope nope I told you that, You're in my house If your eating the hors d'oeuvres And drinking the booze I'll have to take ya out To the Batmobile Let's go! Let's go! Let's GoGoGoGoGoGoGo Hey! Atomic batteries to power Turbines to speed Roger Ready to move out Hey

1:37:03 Come on. I know that's right! Come on, I'm up in the house. No no no no... Okay come on guys Where was i? Hello everybody you smell what Barack is cooking You think im joking? I have two words for ya Predator drums

1:38:37 We will never see it coming. But resist we much, we must and we will much about that be committed.

CHAPTER 27 / 32 Discussion

Facebook Comment Slaves, Chaka Khan Remix

The hosts mock social media users by reading "Faceback" comments from "typical slaves" and "shills." The segment transitions into a rhythmic remix of Chaka Khan's "I Feel for You," interspersed with claims of being "really high."

facebook· social media· chaka khan· shills· brain cells

1:41:05 On the no agenda show And this is from uh- How guilty for a low passage at the mass meetings For Miss Macy's but Maslick is taking her to the bathroom I am really high. She will be in the toilet with small child pick a jumping jibel She then suggests that she should pack and leave the same suit of consumably sleeveless One estate director who could see things, and nobody will see it She then suggests she have more good suggestions than generally Here's my pussy

1:42:30 When Adam needs to make an example of some typical slaves, he just reads the comments on their Facebook page. Gonna read Faceback! Gonna lose some brain cells... gonna read Faceback Gonna read comments from shills. Wayne Adams needs to make an example of some typical slaves He just reads the comments on their face back page, gonna read face back Gonna lose some brain cells, gonna read face back Read comments from shills. Gallon it ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch

1:43:31 Chachacan, chachacan, chachacan, gai ni. Chachacan, let me rock you, let me rock you. Chachacan, let me rock it that's all I wanna do. Chachacan, let me rock you, let me rock you. Chachacan, let me rock it got a feel for you. Chachacan, won't ya tell whatcha wanna do? Do you feel for me the way I feel for you? Chachacan, let me tell you what I wanna do! I want to love you, want to hug you, want to squeeze your cheeky. Wow wow wow wow wow Wow! Wow! Really high. I'm really started hitting, really high. Wow! I couldn't stop. I am really started hitting by that time and it's really started hitting. I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop. Really, I am really high. Drop me some beats and then we need some lyrics

CHAPTER 28 / 32 Discussion

Anti-Social Media, Identity Politics Critique

The mix critiques the toxic nature of social media during the election cycle, labeling it "anti-social media." It features a spoken-word piece attacking identity politics, privilege, and the pressure to avoid having an opinion.

anti-social media· racism· cisgender· homophobia· gawker

1:45:16 and it'll be great. We just, we just gotta rock the rhythm to the rhyme y'all. Anti-social media. Anti-social media. This election cycle has turned a lot of social media into anti-social media. Anti-social media

1:46:15 Torch-wielding mobs and sharks in a feeding frenzy. Anti-social media. Nasty anonymous comments are a significant part of anti-social media. This election cycle has turned a lot of social media into anti-social media, anti-social media. Torch-wielding mobs and sharks in a feeding frenzy. Anti-social media

1:46:51 Nasty anonymous comments are a significant part of a much bigger problem. If you're white, you're racist! if your male, your pig! if you're cis, you are privileged skin is shaving if you big and if you straight, you homophobic Heaven help if you're old So don't have an opinion And just do what you're told You fucking selfish dumbass idiot Passenger in your car? You're welcome It's not sad Actually, it's super relevant Published on Gawker I know it'll be like the next gonnabe is super funny Oh, so you're gonna be on Gawker? No no I do want YouTube because its actually been like a continent and then there will be the next internet

CHAPTER 29 / 32 Discussion

Alt-Right Paranoid Fringe, Aleppo Knowledge Gap

The audio discusses the rise of the "alt-right" and the "paranoid fringe." It then mocks Gary Johnson's infamous "What is Aleppo?" moment during the 2016 presidential campaign, looping his confusion regarding the Syrian refugee crisis.

alt-right· gary johnson· aleppo· syria· refugee crisis

1:48:12 What happens in somebody's mind or how dark their heart must be? The paranoid fringe now calls itself alt-right. Right! R-R-Rot the Paranoid Fringe now calls itself Alt Right. Right? R-R-Rot the business, this is so disgusting! The Paranoid Fringe now calls itself Alt Right. The business, this is so disgusting! The Paranoid Fringe now calls itself Alt Right. The buisness, this is so disgusting! What is a smaaaj?

1:49:17 What happens in somebody's mind or how dark their heart must be? He's a dud. He got no worries now, he just kind of like stoned it. Stoned it. Wow! Wow! Stoned it. What would you do if you were elected about Aleppo and what is Aleppo? Aleppo is in Syria. It's the epicenter of the refugee crisis. Okay, got it. Get out the brakes! What is Aleppo? Stone. Okay, got it. Got it. What is Aleppo? Okay, got it. Got it. Stone. But you know he's a dud. He's gotten nowhere and now he's just kind of like... stone.

CHAPTER 30 / 32 Discussion

Sodomite Maker Warning, Global Warming Billions

A preacher's rant against Barack Obama, calling him a "sodomite maker" and "son of Satan," is featured. The mix then pivots to a discussion on global warming, suggesting that in billions of years, the sun will encompass the earth regardless of human activity.

barack obama· satan· climate change· global warming· sun

1:50:29 Woah! We have 63 days to go. I'm gonna preach against the sodomite maker, Barack Hussein Obama, the son of Satan

1:51:23 I will consider it a personal insult, personal insult. He's got a burning in his butthole, he's gotta fly, he's gotta spring. I will consider it a personal insult, personal insult. He's got a burning in his butthole, he's gotta fly, he's gotta spring. I will consider it a personal insult, an insult to my legacy if this community lets down its guard and fails to act itself in this election! You wanna give me a good set up? Climate change.

1:52:37 I think the world is getting warmer. I think that it's man-caused, I think that its man caused Should we take the long-term view when it comes to global warming? And the long term view is that in billions of years, sun is going to actually grow and encompass the earth. Right? So global warming IS in our future. I think I could stand up there for a whole day and not say anything but stay on my toes all year. What if it's a laptop?

CHAPTER 31 / 32 Discussion

Drunken Donor Sea Shanty, CIA Super Hackers

The mix features a "Drunken Donor" sea shanty to thank contributors. It transitions into a segment about a "super secret group inside the CIA" and "Langley super hackers," followed by Donald Trump's comments on "nasty women."

donors· sea shanty· cia· langley· hackers· donald trump

1:53:23 Come gather round douchebag, producer and slave. As we all thank your brothers and sisters who gave us some of them nights Some of them days for the tide are a-changin' He will grab you by the pussy You'll stop by the pussy He will grab you by the pussy

1:54:02 Grab you by the pussy. Grab you by the pussy. Grab you by the pussy. One more time, y'all! Grab you...by the pussyyyyyyy What will we do with a drunken donor? What will we do with a drunken donor? What will we do with a drunken donor? Rely in the morning. Rage on and at night Hurray John and Adam, hurrah John and Adam, early in the morning. Make them listen to no agenda, make them listen to no agenda, make them listen to no agenda, early in

1:54:55 Give them camaraderie, do she? Girl I in the morning. Hooray John and Adam! The lie in the morning. It's being run by a super secret group inside the CIA Well, I don't know because of Inside Langley CIA Super Hackers use that information to direct it's being run by a Headed penis she would be at grandpa That's how we say But i think its gonna necessary Its gonna possible I think The answer is obviously not censorship Being run by a super secret group For 100%

1:55:46 I actually do. They do not know! It's a super secret group inside Leprous. Cause if the guy I actually do not know would be a grandpa, that's how we say it. Invaders coming in and trying to invade us sir it's gonna be possible penis are conned Super Secret Group in this town She would be a grandfather trying to mess with Penis she would be aggressive at home In just about all cases am I headed penis? If thou are a super secret group being run by a super secret per-secret group Inside the CIA. Soooop for possible

1:56:36 The answer is obviously not censorship. No, no why do you bring it up then? What he just said... Everything he said is about sex. Thanks Obama! Get this Donald! Nasty women are tough. Nasty women are smart and nasty women are nasty

CHAPTER 32 / 32 Discussion

Hillary Clinton Concession, No Agenda Outro

The final mix segment features Hillary Clinton's 2016 election concession speech. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conclude the episode by discussing their love for techno music and its hypnotic qualities. They announce their return to a regular schedule on the following Thursday from Austin and Silicon Valley.

hillary clinton· concession speech· techno· austin· silicon valley

1:57:34 Thank you so very much for being here and I love you all too. Last night, I congratulated Donald Trump. This is not the outcome we wanted And I'm sorry that we did not win this election. I am sorry, sorry This is not the outcome we wanted We did not win this election and i'm sorry I hope that he will be a successful president for all Americans

1:58:26 And I'm sorry. We did not win this election. All right, I was a that was a lot better than I thought it was gonna because I hadn't pre listened to it And I hadn't been listening to your little previews have been sending out to the regular the regulars that listen on this stream. I'm You know if you can do another one of these I'm all I'm game everyone's gonna love this thing yeah now We'll definitely do another one we won't be airing it very soon But I I'm kind of in them in the mode for it so I don't mind putting some more together and

1:59:02 And, you know not everybody knows that you're actually quite the techno fan. Oh I love techno it's true It's a fact I know Like and I think that because of that a lot of people were very inspired to do some techno stuff just for you Yeah, I've been listening to techno forever I mean is one of the great things to listen to when you're on an airplane trying to get some sleep Really? It's because it's hypnotic. It's hypnotic you can listen to it next thing or you're at your look You've arrived what's better than that our voices and techno talk about hypnotic All right, everybody we will return

1:59:39 On Thursday, I'll be coming to you from Austin Texas. John of course will be in Northern Silicon Valley until then Coming to you from somewhere in between France and Texas In the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley as mentioned I am John C. Dvorak We'll talk again on Thursday right here on NOAgenda and as always Adios mofos