2:37:20 Yeah, it's not good. No That'll end with the P Diddy stuff Yeah, I guess so Food of the future no, I think that was kind of it Dame Kenny Ben you took It was good Noah Jenna art generator where you can see all of the artwork that is submitted Of course if you're using one those modern podcast apps Dreb Scott always uses other pieces for the chapter art. It's fun. It's fun to to listen and look along as those images change right before your very eyes. Now let us thank our producers, some of them many of them actually become Commodores some Knights we have some title changes and will start off with Brennan Keller and Brennan Keller is in Perrysburg Ohio $1,005 which is very generous indeed ITM gents I'm a recent listener the show went down a rabbit hole after trying to figure out what the hell Kevin Rose was doing these days
2:38:16 Okay, things I don't think of. Wait a minute! We know what he's doing! Ketamine? Yeah he is doing ketamine videos. I watched too much tech TV as a kid. I watched the video where he was talking to another old host of the screensavers who brought up the legendary John C. Dvorak someone I enjoyed watching after school back in the day. I started searching and found The Greatest Podcast In The Universe This is proof that John doesn't need to do interviews to get attention to the show That's true Anyway, I want to split this contribution in two. All right? One to earn a Commodore title myself, Commodore Brennan of the Glass City and also for Commodore Bubba of the Maumee Valley as it was his birthday last week
2:38:59 And this show is now our... Oh, and he was the first person I told about how awesome the show is. And now our messages are 90% about the show." Well it does happen! I would love a de-douching for both of us! You've been de-douched. For time restraints you have to use both of that and baby making karma for myself. You got it, no problem. You've got... Karma Alright. Sir Mike and Dame Becky, hey! ITM gents please accept this donation they came in with a thousand dollars nice this donation for Becky and I to both become Commodores of Gitmo Nation question how do we declare ourselves no gender rings icon go to their website
2:39:48 And fill out the form. I'm thinking Commodore Sir Mike Baronet of the great Katy Perry and Commodore Dame Becky Baronetes of the Great Katy Parade... Prairie! Prairie. Katy Perry. Don't want no jingles, no karma but would love to hear No Jingles, No Karma. Okay? Thank you both for the best podcast in the universe may you not find an exit strategy in our lifetimes Commodore Sir Mike and Commodore Dame Becky Anonymous, Charlotte North Carolina still going okay I guess there in Charlotte 561.44 congratulations on 1700 episodes of premium content that's right value for value nothing behind the paywall none of this premium bullcrap it's all premium right up front premium grade A USDA certified beef please accept this donation at 533 dot 33 plus fees thank you for your courage anonymous and thank you
2:40:48 Okay, minute 561 44 that's your fees checks are better. Yes cotter kefler kefa kefeler Kefaler coulter coulter kefa Coulter I think you have called a couple of other kefler kelter castle in five four three four five Fellas, thank you for keeping my amygdala appropriately sized for the last seven years. Please de-doosh You've been de-dooshed Keep up the solid work Can I get an F cancer from my mom as well if you please? You've got karma.
2:41:50 Louisiana 543.21 Cervante Neral here upgrading to Commodore Cervante Neral thank you for all your knowledge and realism financial karma for all You've got Karma Now we go to Sir Jack Ash get it? Jack Ash yep Sonomish Washington 533 33 couldn't pass up such cost-effective way to promote to pay great to Promote two pay grades and become a Commodore. Thanks again gents very respective respectfully sir jackass PS Commodore is still very much used in modern times as the Navy captain Oh, oh six in charge of many ships It's a real deal
2:42:36 Then we move to Sir Goes Kadaver in Doorn, in the Netherlands. 530.33 says congrats! Congrats! Congrats with 1700 episodes, minestrone and so much more to come. On a stunning road tour through Hertfordshire Pembrokeshire and Snowdonia in Wales together with my smoking hot fiance Dame Beanboost listening to No Agenda podcast the best podcasting in the entire universe it is now time to give some value back yes thank you I wanted to originally set up an NA meetup in Wales to get some Welsh hit-in-the-mouth no better place than... And then he has the name of this place?
2:43:11 which is unpronounceable. It's about 30 characters and most of them are syllables. Yeah, classic Welsh. It's L'Innafare Blekeblekelegoch on Anglici but almost impossible to pronounce for Dutch or English speakers so Langbelegregelegl didn't happen By the way, langbelegregeg means parish of the Holy Mary in the valley of White Hazel at the Rapid Maelstrom and the Parish of the Holy Tisilio at The Red Cave I'm glad for that information. You wonder why the Welsh language never really took off? Do you know what my instructor said in the UK when he was teaching me how to fly, he said whatever happens even if your engine is on fire you do not land in Wales with my No Agenda Commodore donation now reach Baron status and if the nobility committee pleases I want the title Baron Commodore of the province of Utrecht go to noagendarings.com and enter it anyways
2:44:07 The Baron title of the province of Utrecht will cause some skirmish including other knights and dames in the province of Utrecht. Sir Hendrik, Sir Doris Dame Janette of the Woodwall lover of dirty jokes and others who were not mentioned bring your blades and have a fight like Noah John the Noble do This will be fought out in a typical NA lowlands way during an NA meetup with Croquette and Bitterbola. Finally, shoutout to Dre, sir of the empty PayPal. Yes, he had a health... What's Bitterbola? Oh, Bitterbola are like uh so you know what a croquette is like a croquette in France it has brain matter on the inside that's hot. So a bit soft
2:44:48 Yes, so a bitter ball is basically... A tasty little soft ball of booze. It's it's a bitter ball and it has the same brain matter as the croquette only in its ball form So shout out to Dre served the empty PayPal strong health karma from the no agenda lowlands community for Sir Dre For the roundtable Friske Hinder and a Lowlands Friesian finest whiskey aged at Port Oak cast from my home barrel Okay, bring it yourself. Exactly here you go you got some health karma You've got karma little long Onward with Melbourne Florida's famous sir Salahauser 505 ITM can also be known as Commodore Emmett Amatis there's a belch amathus ur sala hauser baronet of the space coast go to no agenda rings calm and get your put that in
2:45:48 Amit is probably not spelled correctly. Can I please have a Kamala whipping? Jingle from two shows ago by corn hold, I don't remember anything about that. I know anything about a kamala whipping hmm title change sir holla hauser of the 321 to sir Salah Houser, baronet of the Space Coast. Sorry about the Kamala thing I have no idea what you're talking about but i do have... Someone's getting cornhole today! Sounds like a recipe for success to me. There you go classic No Agenda jingle Ivan Blum In Gaithersburg, Maryland $500. Hello John and Adam long time listener off and on since the first or second year but first-time donor I've been waiting to send some cash but this Commodore thing is what pushed me as an airline pilot and instructor i'm one of your feet in the air now I can pretend I am an Air Commodore
2:46:40 You need to pretend it's real. Having grown up in the Netherlands, Adam was on radio and TV with Countdown so it was great to still hear him speak Dutch! John I used to read your columns in PC Magazine and its good to hear about your can inspection days. He still inspect cans believe me I need you guys have been instrumental in keeping me sane with the idiotic media, so please continue. I need a deduce You've been de-douche And I'd like to request jobs karma as I will be applying to another airline to expand my horizons that also like to request some health Karma for Angela my smoking hot wife of 23 years a rubble iser oh my goodness and John's
2:47:21 pet peeve nuts on a plane. We don't have time for the nuts on a plane, unfortunately but we will give you the Rubblizer and the Karma Hasodor Yvonne Blom Gaithersburg Maryland. India hangout mic standby 333333 The rubblizer out Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs You thought karma. Brent Smith in La Grande, Oregon 500. Thank you John and Adam, we have a lot of Commodores today! We do I've been listening since early 2020 please de-douche me You've been de-douched And call out Wyatt as a douchebag Now this is the kind of note that we like it's got action Perfect I claim to title Commodore Cowboyer no jingles may you never find an exit strategy
2:48:21 It's unlikely at this point. Debbie Elam in Hearst, Texas 500 and she is a wife of my smoking hot husband Sir Nedworks taking the title of Commodore Lawless looking forward to an actual peerage in the future. Nedworks is the guy and gal named Dave in Dallas Fort Worth for small business. Nerdworks all right thank you Baron sir Dr. Goon in Overland Park Kansas John and Adam, this donation not only nets me the title of Commodore accounting below but also... well you don't need much accounting for that it's right here. Yeah we can see it! But also brings you to the status of Viscount Also Wednesday is my 25th wedding anniversary since I'm again approaching the roundtable for an upgrade Can I have tomahawk steaks? And hefeweizen? I also like a Jobs Jobs Jobs and R2D2 karma That's uh for every
2:49:17 Thank you for everything you do. No exit strategy, hashtag. By Councillor Dr. Commodore Goon, Lee North of Overland Park Kansas KF0BEH73s 73's Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! You've got Karma now here's the note we love sir. Dr.. One awesome Jason in Smyrna, Georgia 500 and it just says Commodore sir dr one awesome Jason PhD Oh he's got the PhD these titles are growing Thank You Baron Victor is in that same list of short nice notes Corvallis Oregon
2:50:04 Also 500 who can resist a no agenda Commodore ITM from Baron Victor of the Willamette Valley, Oregon Willamette damn it Dr. Sir Reverend Joseph James the 33rd CD RD CDR, is that a Commodore? Is he or is that the abbreviation? I guess it would be Commodore. Cadre one of the two. CDRE ITM no agendization well who can pass up a Commodore ship Sincerely appreciate the twice weekly global insight and amygdala shrinkage attention all producers should set up a $4 weekly sustaining donation via credit card It's like a Netflix subscription only way more valuable Yes
2:50:47 baby making karma for me and my smoking hot wife plus jobs karma for all of Gitmo Nation please and thank you stay free dr. sir Reverend Joseph James the 33rd CD RE jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs you've got karma I find that baby-making karma jingle somewhat grotesque. Archie Brentano in Tigard, Oregon... Is it Tiggered? I don't know how... Somebody called me out on my... I always call it Tiggered but it's not as Tiggered, I think. 500! I'd like to request the title of Commodore 128 in memory of my first computer
2:51:38 If possible, I'd like to request the jingle yeah no in honor of my dame. I'll be joining you at the roundtable sooner than later or later Archie Patrick of the Pugner Order, Incarnation Washington 500. In 2003 our choices were The Daily Source Code, Dignation and this week in tech 21 years later infinite podcasts but no agenda is the only one that matters thank you for your courage Commodore Patrick of the Pugner Order Dimitri Geyer in Austin Texas has the best note of the day $500 hey wait! No note he gets double up karma You've got
2:52:29 Not to be outdone by Jason Peterson from Round Rock, Texas right next to Austin 500 Commodore ship and he says no jingles. No karma boom done Douglas Goldberg in Hamilton New Jersey also a Commodore in the morning $500 in the morning gents and greetings from New Jersey I proudly proclaim my place into agenda listenership. I've been listening since the Kovac debacle and have hit my wife and son in the mouth. Nice! Last show, my son jokingly called me a douchebag... ...and I realized that he was absolutely right.
2:53:09 I was one of the many who always intended to donate but never followed through. Then, I heard the Commodore offer and the Star Trek reference from show 1697 and that took me as it took it...I took it as a sign to get off my wallet! Please de-doosh me? You've been de-dooshed Give me a goat scream karma. God bless and god speed to the both of you and your audience Hope this note was short enough for John smiley face You've got Sir Stuart Stafford in Staffordshire, Great Britain 500 to John Adam a small token of appreciation for you too. No jingles but jobs karma the Trump good one okay? For myself now that I am semi-retired and my daughter Lucy who is starting a new job your faithful servant sir Stewart the angry accountant! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! That's the one you want You've got karma
2:54:12 Sir Otaku in Flower Mound, Texas. This is an Indian burial site if I'm not mistaken 500 congratulations on 1700 shows can i get a JCD mac and cheese karma Sir Otaku, Duke of Northern Texas and the Red River Valley. You slaves can get used to mac n' cheese Macaroni and cheese cheddar melted together! Mac N Cheese! Mac N Cheese! Mac N Cheese! Hey everybody! You've got karma We go to Kimberly Cram in Fort Myers, Florida. 500 happy 1700 looking forward to becoming a Commodore here's to another four more years Steeler Grummel grommel grummel boy in Point Pleasant New Jersey Jerseyites today yeah
2:55:10 Commodore Steeler of the Ohio River reporting for service gentlemen I've been saving a while to share my treasure please serve up some jobs karma from my spoken hot girlfriend as she tries to move up the corporate ladder. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! Sir Dominate, spelled in Hacksaw D0M1N4T3 San Diego California says no jingles no karma from sir dominate. You got it? Thank you! Now we go to Sir Kevin of Devon in Gig Harbor Washington he's not in Devon at all a 500 these are all five hundred as we've been going along here congrats on 1700 please understand how much No Agenda has completely transformed my life and I can't thank you enough
2:56:01 Public service. I have been a listener and then producer since show one Wow And have never missed an episode wow I survived by seeing the world through the no agenda filter that you have provided all of us I will retire next year after 34 years with the three-letter agency Oh, there it is Three one of the three letter agencies could be any IRS could be IRS IRS Could be I'm now working on my exit strategy. I've adopted a V4V model as part of my reselling business and just recently started a YouTube channel called Real Boring Flips, ah house flipper! I am new at this and not great but you get it's not that hard. And I'm new with this and not great but enjoying it improving with each episode
2:56:54 I'm asking any, oh you knew at the podcasting that would have flipped me. Yeah yeah yeah. I am asking anyone interested to simply watch my videos where I share tips and secrets I've developed reselling over the past 25 years ah nice hobby. As an extra bonus value for any NA viewers I've started adding NA Easter eggs in my videos so latest video My Top Five Keys To Reselling Success plus Bonus Key is Littered with them, please smash like and subscribe take care and God bless for more years Sir Kevin of Devon in Gig Harbor Todd Moore is in Tavern Tavernier. I would say Florida Commodore ship from 500 hello probably to Vernier Yeah, you're right Hello my favorite truth casters. I'm a
2:57:46 Addicted to your show, your perfectly mic'd voices and the way you utterly destroy the evil M5M mockingbird assets into thousands of pieces. JCD brought me here with this grumpy tech humor but Adam you won over instantly on the first episode I listened when you said, I'll never stop using the word retard! I laugh so loud and have listened to every episode since. Anyway, I have a small ask of you Adam. Would it be okay if i used AI for something very important? I want to create a podcast of you reading the Bible...the entire Bible! I can't think of any better voice that would speak these powerful words into a modern audio format than with full Podcasting 2.0 compliance If anyone wants to team up on launching the Bible by Adam podcast into reality let's chat! I'm on Twitter at
2:58:37 Todd Moore, T-O-D-D M-O-O-R-E. I really like the idea because i want to read the Bible every night but I'm more of an audio consumer than a book reader and if Adam hates this idea then I guess I'll use JCD's voice because I know that old grouch will appreciate the attention thanks for your consideration in God bless No Agenda Todd Moore white noise knight of the Florida Keys and the no agenda Commodore send me a sample well they gotta hear it first thank you Todd He's got a threat in there. Yes, if I don't like it then he is going to use your voice which is very... Can you imagine? It will probably set Christianity back 100 years! It'll be your fault Jesus might come back! Like hey stop that So now we have Paul... oh brother... Vregg... I would say it's Dutch, Vreugdenhil
2:59:33 In English, fruganil. Fruganil! Fruganil! In Madison he's in Madison Wisconsin and not in Poland at all but came with 500 bucks and has a nice note that just simply says thanks Sir Dan the man Cape Coral Florida five hundred dear Buzzkill and Crackpot happy cyber security awareness month oh we missed it also shana tova to our Jewish friends celebrating Rosh Hashanah And kudos to your 1700th episode. I just sent my donation to acquire my Commodore ship, it also is to mark my 58th birthday on October 7th. Libras of the world unite! Sir Dan The Man, Viscount of Southwest Florida." He's on the birthday list, heroes. Meanwhile we got Sir Gooch of the RVA in Goochland Virginia
3:00:27 Switcheroo no jingles. No karma Thank you for the value far above what I have contributed sir Gucci's a $500 donation of RVA this Commodore donation is from my son Michael Lumpkins Both of you, and I don't want to be neglected to acknowledge that the thousands of producers have kept us sane. Thank You! So does this mean Michael Lumpkins is on the credit list for this or we just guessed The Commodore ship? No it's a switcheroo It's gotta be on the credit list he's gonna be listed. And then you could go to noagenderrings.com and fill out The Commodore form Okay switcheroo has been completed Sir Prime doctor of illuminated thinking in Secane Pennsylvania
3:01:10 500. Sir Prime Doctor, Illuminator of Thinking? If so pleases title change to Commodore Sir Prime PhD! He's got two very nice good for him sir James Fukamoto in Salem Virginia no jingles just karma keep up the good work James Fukamoto Black Knight 500 mm-hmm we have uh... Die Karma he needs karma oh I'm sorry You've got karma. Sir Anthrax, Fountain Colorado 500 Greetings John and Adam, Sir Anthrax here I'm afraid my short-term memory has continued to decline over the years but i'm glad I found no agenda before I started this journey 2012 in Afghanistan or as we say Afghanistan
3:02:01 The two of you are my one source of media that seems to always be reaching into the past, helping me with working on longer-term recall. On air requests! Can we hear Helen Thomas about 14 years ago telling us the Jew needs to get out of the Middle East and return to Europe? I look for it if we don't have it." Wow! Helen Thomas was an interesting battle axe yeah And she died right after that That was during the Obama... remember I have to say remember, I keep saying member. the old bag, and then she said that and then she got de-platformed. One of the first people to get de-platformed And then she died like maybe a month or two after that It was all very odd That is very odd yes I should have written in sooner when the college protests were still a thing Maybe an AI Helen Thomas isn't too far off Can we play the recording of John telling us about firefighters having to hose each other down? No We don't have time for that today
3:02:59 But I'll put it in the future end of show mix. Those are like minute and a half things. Is that too long? Not as good as the fisting nuts story, but we've got a lot of requests for fisting nuts and we play it often. A de-douching... You've been de-douched And a, let me see where is it? I can do this one for you. And a too close to truth fears freedom anime speech thanks Saranthrax old soldiers never die they just fade away General MacArthur. There ya go classic fear is freedom
3:03:48 Here comes Sir James from Vancouver, Washington fought another 500 another Commodore. Get on board! Sir James of the Southwest Washington here I wish to be proclaimed as a Commodore 64...another one that's only 64 not 128 Bigly TTP jobs karma please thank you and ITM You've got Karma SirKatz Brighton in the UK. Great Britain 500, hi John and Adam all I wish for is more boat restoration karma no other jingles sounds like you're in trouble no need to read any of the below tips for the show just for you maybe to get some inspiration lots of love sir Kazz in Brighton UK where free speech is not allowed even enclosed groups true it's sad but its true
3:04:43 And that ends our Commodore listing. Good list! We continue, yes very good list we continue with our executive producers EPs as they might be called in the business Electronics business consultants in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. You got electronics and electronic business consultants? Thanks guys! It's been a while but your MSM fact check is invaluable during especially during the election season I guess I put a value on it just now at $343.75. That's a good start hey there's Jackie Green the famous Jackie Green from Orangevale California if you don't have to email her.