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00:00 Get out of the graveyard, Curry. Adam Curry, John C. DeVore Act. It's Thursday March 19th 2020 this is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination episode 1226 This is no agenda Awaiting the Corona checks and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas. Capital of The Drone Star State In The Morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where the whole state is under house arrest apparently some one person voted Republican. I'm John C. Dvorak It's Crackpot & Buzzkill What kind of political gripe did you make there? I didn't quite catch it

00:45 We're under house arrest. Yeah, man you literally are not allowed on the street Lockdown! Get off the streets slave Have you been out at all? Until one person admits they voted Republican and we can shoot him Okay Before we go any further I want to remind everybody how thankful we are, but also how important it is that we are an independent unaffiliated media property. We don't use any of the Silicon Valley infrastructure. We have our own infrastructure. We have our own networks, our own social network. We have our own servers and why is that important today?

01:31 This report from Reuters is self-explanatory. Alphabet's Google and Twitter, the tech giants said they will work together to quell misinformation. In addition other tech companies including LinkedIn Reddit and YouTube are stepping up to the plate in coordination with government health care agencies around the world to share critical updates about the virus but the industry is already anticipating problems on the horizon like most sectors Silicon Valley has sent much of its workforce home

02:16 Which means the teams of contract workers responsible for policing and cleaning up tech platforms aren't fully functional. The tech giants say they will have to rely more on artificial intelligence to do the job Google's YouTube, Facebook and Twitter warned users may see an uptick in videos and other content mistakenly taken down by AI. Of course that is not limited to the announced efforts to combat mistruth about the coronavirus but to all topics as AI takes greater control of policing content

02:52 Google in a blog post said such software is not always as accurate as humans, which will likely lead to errors and slower turnaround times for content to be restored based on appeals. Facebook and Twitter issued similar warnings." So that'll be evergreen clip we'll pull out from time-to-time to remind you that the big Silicon Valley companies are protecting you by making sure no misinformation gets out Because they know everything apparently and AI as you heard is almost as good as humans A group of Youtubers Apparently formed a kind of a collective. Oh, it started doing some testing of words that would get them demonetized And let me guess Coronavirus who would be one well I have the list oh good good good by coincidence

03:50 A number of things would get you, the list is large but the ones that have the, they get various mixed results. But 420 for example is one of them. You're risking demonetization. 9-11? Me too actually! Really now? Yeah. What else we got here... Some of these I don't understand but apparently they're big 14 over 88. Oh, that's some kind of Nazi thing I'm sure 18 plus two girls one cup nothing wrong with that video what's the problem bring it or Chan

04:36 This has nothing to do with coronavirus. This is just a shitty list. This is the list of things that will get you demonetized and this is the AI that they'll be using, it's just been in just crops up there's a bunch of these different things that are on here we can put on the show notes if I look at them from a little higher perspective because the things that were not... The biggest problem we have as we don't have information And I've done a lot of research over the past four days. Everything I talk about today will be based on two pieces of information that I'm pretty confident on one there are at least two strains of the coronavirus

05:19 this is, this has been published in the Oxford University Press copy in the show notes. It has only been challenged by one other paper which has not been published it's just posted like a blog post and that the two strains are the L strain and the S strain. And I have a question then? I know about this there's probably even more strains but that's beside that is widely used, determine the difference which strain you have. Excellent question! No idea? There's also not been a single word from any of the official statements and none of the press conferences nothing about the two strains Is it possible that one strain... another question I get a lot of questions now that one of the strains is

06:14 supposed booby-trap strain? Well, so before we get into because I do have a lot of thoughts on how but more important is these two strains and where they appeared and how they were propagated. The L strain which you it's easy to remember that's the lethal strain that was what first spread in Wuhan and this is all according to this paper so it's you know it's easily and Oxford doesn't publish stuff for no reason The L-strain does not transmit through the air or through coughing, sneezing. It's more through feces and other unsanitary unhygienic situations but it is much more severe

06:58 and really can, well this is what kills old people very easily in people who are compromised. The S strain is incredibly infectious but has much milder symptoms so From what I understand it's very easy to see that the L strain in Wuhan may have been what was spread to Italy seeing as there is a direct line between China and Italy with their 300,000 factory workers who put together your $2400 Gucci bag which actually cost 26 dollars when they're done with it. Articles in the show notes

07:39 So we don't, of course we know exactly who's sick. There is no ethnicity but for sure that strain was probably brought over from Wuhan same goes for Ohio I think will see a lot from there and New York San Francisco there's a lot of Chinese travel what's interesting about the S-strain is once you have it then you are also immune to the L-strain and that gave me a little bit of a pause thinking Remember they were spraying stuff in the streets in Wuhan and that has never been answered what that was? Well, on top of that do you remember the guys a couple of them who came out said we should infect everybody

08:23 So, so that way we won't have to worry about this anymore. Just go through it will go through the process. Remember when they said they wouldn't affect everybody and then all backed off? No no I'm sorry what do you mean I know what we're talking about yeah exactly exactly why that was the weirdest thing i've ever heard. So if I'm now thinking that since we never got an answer what they were spraying in Wuhan may have been S virus to essentially inoculate everybody What's in what well, what's interesting about this? I got the red book just in time. Thanks Viscount! What's interesting about this and I want to talk about that later That is how a bioweapon works you have you target the area You want to target with the extreme virus and then you expose everybody to the less extreme virus So they're immune from the extreme one now the second piece of information is... Wait again, I'm gonna stop your life sure Oh, it's good go ahead

09:18 There's a term for that type of bioweapon. You know what it is I don't binary or something is that we're no binaries where you have to combined all right, okay? No right right? I don't know what the term is okay. I don't know but just anecdotally Seeing a lot of chemtrails pop up particularly over Florida But I'll just leave that for what it is. There's no chemtrails here. Here's the anecdotal Piece that is highly interesting on the last show we talked about people getting sick in December and January I have hundreds of emails Tens so maybe 50 different tweets from people saying oh my god, I

09:58 Now I remember, I had these exact symptoms in December-January time frame. My wife had it my kids had we went to the doctor tested for influenza negative of course there was no test for coronavirus that time but you tested negative for influenza and But we're pretty sick with all, you know the fever the cough which varies from person to person but in general it sounds like this thing has been around for a while and it makes nothing but sense. You can't think that a virus only takes a month for a virus to get over To Europe into United States no It was there for a long time And now of course were still testing people so now it's going to look like

10:44 more and more people are getting it, but we're really behind the curve. But this is something Tina caught by the way she saw that she said look at all these people who are talking about being sick and then once we mentioned on the show and then one I think one not even that a no agenda social people started just popping up hey I had this I had that so my thinking is that well my thinking is that we're in a huge bunch of bullcrap to make us do things And it may not be that dangerous at all, excluding people who have been exposed to the L virus. Well here's what I like to propose people think about in these terms and this number might not be correct but the last day when I conceptualized this idea there is only one population

11:36 in the United States, it's a population of Americans. Everyone that is here is here and you walk around and go out day to day do your thing you're going to bump into one or three things. A cold? You can catch a cold. You can catch the coronavirus Or you can catch influenza And it's a single population, so it's a simple thing to study. It's not like there are two populations or... I mean they're isolated pockets of this and that but generally speaking we've got one giant population. We're trying to keep that from happening by making everyone stay at home under house arrest but now at the time of this the total death count in the single population has been 8700 for coronavirus is probably up a few hundred from that

12:23 and 20,000 for influenza. So in the same population you can catch a cold you can catch the flu you can catch coronavirus The flu is outpacing coronavirus over two to one And then the logic of this is that it's, is that the coronavirus which is supposed to be this horrible thing. That's going to go around like a wildfire and kill everybody millions and millions of people are gonna die How come we can't even keep up with the flu in the death count within the same population? It's just as simple, rhetorical question I have an answer for you and the answer is misinformation from media What?!

13:03 And my hero of this entire, and Tina's going nuts from me saying this. My hero in this entire operation is Dr. Deborah Birx And she's the woman who, uh... She was the AIDS czar. Is still through Bush Obama etc. She is highly respected and she gets it! She understands how to talk to the media. She understands how to talk to people and she's dressing appropriately each time there's something that she knows what she's doing And she went full in, she went full in against the bullcrap models. Now these models are computer models that were set up very similar to like the climate change model which we'll get too later

13:48 These models were showing 2 million people would die! Federal officials have shipped millions of tests as you and your colleagues have said, why is the federal government says only 59,000 tests been processed to this point? We just heard... Damn it. Sorry this is the clip I meant Also can you speak to this study that as many as 2.2 million people in the United States could die if there weren't this type of action by the government taken To what extent did that prompt what we saw yesterday? I think models are models and they're based on input, and they're based on infectiousness without any controls. I can tell you we've never seen that level of infections that modeled up to that 2.2 million in mortality so we are looking at that. We are having a particularly model meeting tomorrow. I think that's really going to be important

14:40 I've dealt with a lot of modelers in my time. They're wonderful people But they all have their favorite inputs and when someone says they're wonderful people, you know the thought bubble is dickheads I've dealt with a lot of modelers in my time. They're wonderful people, but they all have their favorite inputs and they all have their favorite integration functions so we are evaluating all of those so that we can integrate and create the best model for the United States based on the best data And that first set of recommendations you saw were based on what we could do today to prevent anything that looks like

15:17 So she handles that perfectly. Not that anyone will ever play that for you or let you know it, but these were models and it was fear-mongering! Fear mongering!! And we should mention, by the way that with fear mongering and panic the public turns to the media and watches more TV especially when they're stuck at home. The media makes out on this! They make out on election years they make out on this panicky thing... They're making money! In fact I see you know this Johns Hopkins map, the Pew-Pew map with all the red blotches all over it which I despise because i think its a misrepresentation. You'd think? The size of the dot over Iceland is ten times bigger than Iceland itself! So I don't like to the misrepresentation but now you see the same guys who week and half ago were using that big touch screens on TV on the news channels to show the election results now they're using this, oh take a look at

16:19 Here, this is an important number here. We have 8000 probably 150 000 with this is a good number to look at and they're just they're completely all jitty about it They they they're salivating but the The trick is out in open It's out in the open And you're going to be the next four or five days You're going to be fooled or their people are going to try and fool you now that we have millions of test kits, and we'll get into that in a second. Out there people are going to start testing when you start testing the number of people who have it goes up they could be someone who just tested someone has a cough not necessarily people dying in the hospital that's going to go up and at end they're going to abuse that number

17:03 But really you need to be happy because that's the denominator when we get to that all so important lethality rate. And here is Dr. Birx explaining how this, how the testing is really going to work and what to look out for. Federal officials have shipped millions of tests as you and your colleagues have said why has the federal government says only 59,000 tests been processed to this point. We just heard from the Atlanta public health director saying that they have fewer than 50 test kits for more than 900,000 citizens. So that's a very critical question and thank you for asking it so the test kits that we put out last week through their approval of the rapid movement

17:47 of that meeting that President Trump called less than two weeks ago. That had resulted in bringing our private sector to the table because the tests and the platform that was out there could only run between four and 12 tests per platform, per day. We've now moved into platforms that can run basically tens of thousands of tests per day. So the reason I'm grateful for your question, because it allows me to point out that a course then there was backlogged. There were individuals who had been tested. who hadn't had their specimen run because of the slow throughput. It's now in a high-speed platform, so we will see the number of people diagnosed dramatically increase over the next four to five days I know some of you will use that to raise an alarm that we are worse than Italy because of our slope of our curve To every American out there it will be five to six days worth of tests

18:48 being run in 24 to 48 hours. So our curves will not be stable until sometime next week." So she even warns about it and she said, I know some of you are going to do this and of course they will again I don't think many people heard what Dr. Birx had to say...I'm sorry? Nobody heard that. No, no of course not it will not be revealed now one of the early mainstream media gotchas that they were just throwing out there continuously was Trump fired the CDC defunded it it was horrible they botched at all It's no good And when you look into it again everything is in today show notes

19:35 nashownotes.com, you look into it nothing could be further from the truth in fact I think what went very expeditiously is we are not this no we do not have a health care system or ever have had any type of government system in place through the CDC or otherwise to test every American It just does not exist In fact all these tests would go through the CDC and Trump very smartly blew all of that out of the water and said let's get the commercial guys in, so now we have tests. And there's questions about early tests, who got a test? Did they even get a test. I'm thinking a lot of these celebrities may have been bullcrap! I don't know exactly what kind of operation is going on but there's a lot of misinformation disinformation out there but listen to this... How are non-symptomatic professional athletes getting tests while others are waiting in line and can't get them do the well connected go to the front of the lines? Well you'd have to ask that question maybe I've read

20:38 No, I wouldn't say so but perhaps that's been the story of life. That does happen on occasion. Hey guess what? Life isn't fair sometimes rich people and celebrities go before you! What can i tell you?! And I've noticed where some people have been tested fairly quickly look we inherited a very... Excuse me, excuse me We inherited a very obsolete system this was a system that was out of date, obsolete or it was a system that was never meant to take care of the kind of quantity. The number of people that we're talking about millions and millions of people if you go back in years past like even recently with the flu nobody had tests before they didn't test the entire nation to see whether or not they had flu They got the flu, they got better

21:24 Hopefully they got better that was it now all of a sudden. They do this very complex testing What we've done is we broken it down We've broken up the system, but it was obsolete and or you could say It was also a system that just wasn't meant to handle the kind of volley volume that you're talking about We've rebuilt it into a system that for the future will be a very good system if you want to go this route But this was never done before And I would imagine it will be done in the future. But we built it into a very good system by using private companies, the great private companies and I have to say Roche's been doing a very good job of doing a lot of work, a very good job. But this was an obsolete system. This was not a system that was meant to do anything like this or even near this. And one other fact that needs to be debunked is and in fact, this came up in the debate with between Biden and Sanders

22:15 That the WHO had tests and we refused the test, we didn't want those tests from them. Why do Americans are dying because of that test? We didn't get that test out! All horse crap all of it bull crap Hey, put a timecode down. This is my new hero along with the Berks is Admiral Brett Giroir I think you pronounce it G-I-R O-I-E-IR? O-I-R he's from Health and Human Services this guy is kickass and he seems like one of those you know kind of field guys like hey go out there make it happen! And he's got his His wartime fatigues on his blue HHS fatigue and the question comes up about this WHO test. Joe Biden said, The World Health Organization offered testing kits that they had available to the United States and to give it to us now we refused it We didn't want to buy them. PolitiFact says

23:10 The WHO member made that offer. Can you tell us what that's like? I'm going to let Tony answer that question or whoever is best at answering it. Would you have something on that? I am just going to emphasize a little bit more in that when I became involved in the testing world, I called as senior officials at the WHO, as I could find to understand what the situation was. And as far as I can tell from sources that should know no one ever offered a test that we refused. This is a research grade test right? Research grade tests that was never submitted- Not approved. Was not approved, not submitted to the FDA That was supplied in tens of thousands of quantities To 100 countries in the world okay

23:55 So I think there's a lot that people are saying about this, it is based on rumor and myth. Nothing was offered that we refused it was a research test that was not approved and again there was a small number that we have greatly surpassed in a very short period of time. So number one nothing was offered, number two it was a bad test There you go. Finally, that's been resolved. Hello Biden! Actually I didn't clip that but the president was very nice about it because as he answered that question started walking out the same reporter says well are you gonna call Joe Biden on it? And if the president went no not at all He made a mistake. I'm sure he'll apologize Very very good now all of this makes no sense to me

24:40 What and now we're gonna move into the lockdown the shutdown the recommended ten people I mean the temporary pause and putting the middle-class the mom-and-pops The restaurants the bars that people are gonna go out of business, especially the mom-and-pop is gonna be outrageous. I want to Know no, it's not a clip. I just want to make a statement because it pertains to you as well So while, because this is the important thing is what's going to happen with what are they really doing to us? The flu we're all gonna live I'm pretty confident you know it's like influenza. It's the S strain sure some people may have L in Italy etc but this will end very quickly they know there on the back end of that they know it's been around for months they know what the curve is but here's what bothers me about the lockdown

25:32 If the people most vulnerable are senior citizens, so really 65 and older. So I'm putting you in that category John if that's the group and people who have immune deficiency issues cancer heart issues etc lung issues respiratory If those are the ones that need to be protected, why are we locking down the people who will just get it and shrug it off? You should be locking up and protecting those people. That group is 20% of the population. Quarantine them! Put them in bunkers I don't care let the rest of the world continue to function That's the bullcrap that I don't understand And can only lead me to believe this is going to be used for other things

26:19 Like 9-11 we need to be on look on the lookout for the weapons of mass destruction. It's cashless society tracking vaccination issues Vaccination tracking all kinds of shit is gonna come down on us and I think cashless society is the first one But let's talk about the economic impact and how crazy this idea is well The whole decree, I want to have a clip that I think epitomizes the craziness There was a number of, they discussed this a lot obviously locally and I do have a lot of clips about it. But I want to start with the clip that is the most nutty and this is the hiking rule stupidity. Added that you can go on a hike with another person as long as you stay six feet apart. Well, this is all just mind control. This is just getting into your brain and making you crazy

27:15 It's unbelievable that they would even suggest such a thing. You're hiking, you know? And then you're camping maybe and you're probably going in the same car but you have to hike six feet apart is ludicrous! There's a psyop going on. The cashless society I'm total disagreement with that because right now... and the reason is I'm disagreeing with that it's because although There are some... Come on, listen I have family in Italy and the Netherlands so I have a little more perspective. Yeah you've already seen it but the problem is if we're gonna go into a negative interest rate which were one step away from yeah it makes cash more valuable Ah! Stop right there and so what are they doing? Gonna give everybody cash And where are we going to put that cash? Right into the bank Not me

28:08 No, not you. But you're going to get a check! You still have to deposit the check it goes into the bank unless... As this continues by I'm not getting a check. You're not getting its check I want my check. You're not gonna get a check. I want to check! What do you mean? Well, I've been counting on this...I wanna check! But what do you think about the general assertion that we're closing down everybody to protect people who are not functional as functional is in our economic society who should be protected, deserve to be protected. I mean shutting everything down it just...I don't understand the logic and no one is saying hey what's wrong with this?

28:51 I'm going back to my assertion about the influenza having 20,000 deaths versus 8700 for this thing. No we agree on that! Why are we shutting anything down? We shouldn't be protecting anybody. This idea is killing old folks is nonsense all you have to do is look at the people who have died and they're all like an emphysema victim 85 on their last legs I mean, there's no healthy older people that are dropping like flies. There's no celebrities not one has died! All these basketball players, they're not older by any means but none of them even have symptoms this thing is a scam! You know what's interesting? We agree on that so now i'm more interested in... we agree the numbers don't make sense, we agree what they're doing doesn't make sense

29:37 Let's talk about some of the genesis of it, but on the PR front... Let me see, I have the Surgeon General of the United States who really doesn't have much of a role in the daily briefings. He just kind of sits in the background. Jerome Adams he made it very clear how... remember that president was asked why do some celebrities get a test and other people can't get a test? Because it's a PR initiative that is going on here! I want to ask you, do you feel like people are getting the message here? You know we still see people out and about. You had three states holding votes yesterday. Do you think people are sensing the urgency? Well i think we're starting to turn a corner and people really are it's because it's starting to affect people who they see and know. I have 15-14 year old son at home and they don't care what dad says even if that is the Surgeon General of the United States but by

30:34 golly they know that Kevin Durant just got diagnosed with the coronavirus. So this is how a good operation works and the Surgeon General just said it! Oh, they don't give a crap but when Kevin Duran gets it... who I think as a basketball player ...when Kevin Durant gets at all then everybody knows so that's how you promote these things China is a bad actor and I went back in more of the time Wow what a segue but I because Duran that China's a bad NBA NBA Just doing thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much Where did the fear start now? There's a great video which you put linked in the newsletter from the German

31:19 German virologist and a lung expert. Yes, and he says hey this is bullcrap I'm just going to shorten the 10 minutes into hey this is bull crap makes no sense pretty much what we're saying But he also pointed out that it was the virologists who first discovered this strain, which I'm going to think is the L-strain in Wuhan. They got all jitty about it! Now we're going back to January... January 23rd is when they start shutting down Wuhan and who was on TV? Who was talking about stuff? It was the virologist's, it was the models', it was the two million are gonna die'. The mainstream media jumped into this. They loved that and they just started perpetuate but what happened online

32:02 Where did the first L strain videos come from people dying falling down on the street? We're all these videos of people being dragged into cars locked up in their houses People throwing pets out of the window. Where did that appear on what cats on what platform YouTube tick-tock? I didn't know that promoted by The Today Show on February 6 in a clear native ad It's the popular app giving everyone their 15 seconds of fame. TikTok is taking social media by storm. TikTok was the second most downloaded social media app in 2019, beating out both Facebook and Instagram

32:49 Despite its reported security and privacy concerns, the China-based app is rapidly growing in popularity. 44% of TikTok's total downloads to date that 738 million took place in 2019 alone At only 22 years old, Brent Rivera is one of TikTok's biggest stars with nearly 20 million followers. And today Brent is giving us our very own TikTok tutorial. Brent's here? There he is! Oh yeah! Hey! How are you man? Okay so they go on to do their own TikTok video I'm telling you

33:26 This is not an accident that this native ad pops up on the NBC Today show. February 6th, when this stuff is just starting to pop people are posting! That's where the videos came from And then all of a sudden we get this influx of, can't call it the Chinese flu. It's racist! Don't do that! CNN was the biggest perpetrator of calling this the Wuhan flu This is one of those super cuts but it's worth listening to Two weeks before I think February 10th maybe 15th This is what CNN CBS

34:07 And not MSNBC, but CNN mainly some CBS even PBS sounded like. This is all happening at a time that we're starting to see message shift here because you start to hear the Republicans especially Trump co calling it the Wuhan or the Chinese coronavirus they're looking for someone to blame. Concern is growing this morning over an outbreak of a new SARS-like virus in China At least six people have died from The Wuhan coronavirus. The Wuhan coronavirus. The Wuhan coronavirus. The 34-year old ophthalmologist diagnosed Saturday with the Wuhan coronavirus. The Wuhan virus. The Wuhan coronavirus. What more can you tell us about the similarities or differences between SARS and the Wuhan coronavirus? The Wuhan coronavirus. A Wuhan coronavirus in China. The Wuhan coronavirus.

35:00 Coronavirus. Wuhan coronavirus. It has continued to grow... I think you get the idea, it goes on for another minute and a half that's all it was the Wuhan coronavirus Chinese Wuhan corona virus then all of a sudden Oh no man, that's racist. You can't even mention it about Chinese! All of a sudden they got a call from their masters in Beijing... And let me explain how that works CNN owned by Warner Media, Warner Media owned by AT&T, AT&T huge deals with Huawei Chinese telecom companies you bet they got a call They got a call but it went so far

35:42 that there was a tweet from some lib joe that said someone in the administration just called it kung flu to my face i wonder how they call it behind closed doors so your buddy your buddy Yamiche Alcindor what's her name? Yamiche Alcindor. Yamiche Alcindor. Yamiche Alcindor who does she work for PBS and she's also a activist. Isn't she only PBS as a media outlet? I think so

36:18 So she asks a question. Here it comes. My second question is there are some at least one White House official who use the term Kung flu referring to the fact that this virus started in China? Is that acceptable, is it wrong? Are you worried that having this virus be talked about as Chinese virus then that might help? I wonder who said that. Do you know who said that? That...I'm not sure of the person's name but would you condemn the fact that it's Kung Flu? Say the term again I think Trump trolled her so hard right there.

37:06 By saying, say it again. Kung flu. Kung flu! Huh? Kung flu yes kung flue I think he... How's that spelled? After three times you know people are gonna remember it so I think that was a total a total troll I liked that a lot So that's, so you know China is very involved in the conversation. You can't trust anything or anybody... I mean us you can trust we don't have Chinese money coming in! We tell you where the money is coming from. The number of Chinese donors it's very miniscule. Three maybe?

37:46 So not from China, that's for sure. I don't even know if the show is played in China somebody was there so they can hear the show in China So but they're very wary of the message. They really don't want They want to control the message they want to And they can they own so much of our media as so much of our Of our entertainment companies and products Through which we were also perfectly preconditioned with You know, movies like Contagion to be... They own Hollywood. Yeah they pretty much own it So one obvious direction that this is going to go This clear abuse of people and we need to talk about that what's really gonna happen I look forward to hearing your thoughts on economic issues

38:38 But for sure this is going to be turned into a climate change discussion. If you don't think so, you're nuts! In fact... You're not nuts or you are because I have one two three clips that already are connecting this to climate change globally This is See the first one here This is France 24. These are quite fascinating times, what surprises me most is that the measures that we are ready to take to face this coronavirus are much more severe than the measures that we would be ready to take to face climate change or atmospheric pollution

39:20 Strangely enough, I think the death toll of the coronavirus at the end of the day might be positive if you consider the deaths. Isn't it great to hear a French guy say at the end of the day? That's a new one for me! That is just astonishing Let me tell you at the end of the day! No, I think that death toll of the corona virus at the end of the day might be positive if you considered the deaths from atmospheric pollution for example 84,000 people die annually in France because of atmospheric pollution. More than one million in China. Most likely the number of lives that will be spared thanks to these confinement measures would be higher than the number of lives lost because of this pandemic

39:59 But you understand in the one case, it's something invisible. In this case, it's something that's palpable and I think this is something that should question us why are we so much more afraid of the coronavirus than we are of climate change or atmospheric pollution? Or other kinds of threat what is so special about the coronavirus that were ready to put the world on lockdown because of that So I like his stance, hey wait a minute! Why can't we scare people into doing what we want them to do with climate change? It worked here. That's my translation of what he said." Well you...I think your translation is correct but they have been trying to do that. That's all they've been doing. Right but he's saying now we have this perfect example i.e., We Have the Control See what we made those silly people do? We made them all stay home and go broke

40:49 Democracy now. Of course, Amy's all in! For more we're joined from Cleveland Ohio by Sonia Shah science investigative journalist and the author of Pandemic Tracking Contagion From Cholera to Ebola and Beyond Talk about this connection between climate crisis and the coronavirus We're not hearing very much about this Well we know in general sense that climate...the climate crisis is resulting in tens of thousands of wild species moving into new places It's scrambling our migration patterns. And so that's going to contribute to this broader phenomenon of people and wildlife coming into new kinds of contact. We can see with, for example, deforestation that when you cut down the trees where bats roost for example they don't just go away they come in roosting your back gardens and your farms and your yards instead. That allows people and bats to come into new kinds of contact and the microbes that live

41:46 Don't cause them any kind of disease can spill over into human bodies and that's how we turn animal microbes into these epidemic and pandemic causing pathogens So they got to work on the shave down that message a bit, but you understand what's coming Well, it's not as though people are licking bats. You can have a little battery in your backyard It's not a big deal is good because if you have bats around the neighborhood There's no mosquitoes or flying insects They're not a bad thing, although I do have a clip you should play which is Corona comes from bats. Yes! As scientists work to contain the coronavirus researchers are still trying to figure out where it came from early research suggests human picked up the corona virus from animals possibly bats but it's not clear how the virus made that jump science journalist and author David Quammen has been tracking this he joins me now on the phone

42:37 And David, I know you know a lot about this but I am learning with a lot of other folks here. A disease that can spread from animals to humans is called zoonosis. Coronavirus is a zoonotic disease. What do we know so far about the coronavirus and how it's spread from animal to human? Well, part of what we know comes from past experience with outbreaks such as SARS in 2002 and 2003. SARS was a very scary new virus when it first appeared in southern China It was new to humans that had to come from somewhere and scientists eventually tracked the SARS virus to bats. Bats are the reservoir hosts, meaning the virus lives in them without causing symptoms now that was part of what rang the alarm bell on coronaviruses coronaviruses, SARS is one this is another they evolve very quickly they live in animals frequently bats and when we come into contact with bats we invite those viruses to jump from

43:36 bats into humans because they evolve quickly, they can frequently adapt to us and cause terrible trouble. If it is in fact bats in this case as well what is it about them that makes them these frequent hosts of viruses or reservoir hosts as I believe you just called them? That's right. Bats seem to be over-represented as the reservoir host for a lot of these scary viruses, SARS virus that I mentioned, MERS virus, Hendra virus in Australia, Nipah virus in Malaysia and now this one! What is it about bats? Well, a couple of things first of all bats are very diverse order of mammals

44:15 One in every four species of mammal on earth is a bat. I Didn't know that That was the punchline Wow, like it one on fours who knows? I may be part bat Well, maybe bats. I want to play my because you kind of jumped in there when I want to play the last climate change clip which Infuriates me that it's from a podcast and it's a popular podcast What might that podcast be Sam Harris? Sam Harris is always being cited as this great podcaster. I can't listen to him well you're gonna listen to a minute and 34 seconds of them, and you're gonna you're gonna You're going to be disgusted This is how the popular podcaster Sam Harris Categorizes what we need to do where we need to go and who's responsible collectively

45:09 This is a wake-up call on so many fronts. I mean, the idea that we don't want expertise anymore — right? The idea that we can just wing it with a reality TV show star and his buddies in charge of everything... You have to imagine many people for whom the downside there was just an abstraction understanding that they're problems we have that are global in scale for which there really is only a global solution we can't be America first for global problems. And that lesson has to become indelible. The flip side of this epiphany, however is that given how hard we've found it to be to convince ourselves that this pandemic that is just crashing down on us

45:56 is worth paying attention to, I don't know how we get our heads straight around climate change. Just imagine if this were climate change and you had reports out of Italy that climate change has arrived and the hospitals are full and they're having to triage patients in deciding whether a 45-year old with two kids should live over 55 year olds with three kids. And that's all due to climate change You know, we can track its progress across the Atlantic and it's coming to New York. And we still can't decide whether to pay attention to it." That's the situation we're in right now and yet climate change is this multi-year or multi-decade abstraction. These are the kinds of people you got to be careful of. This guy is a globalist A-hole

46:49 And he's not even giving solutions, he just saying we have to do it globally not with the reality TV star. Climate change! It's in Italy its coming It's a horrible guy. Horrible! I can't believe that people actually take that seriously Well, your buddy Joe Rogan is a big fan of his Well the Joe Rogan interview with the virologist Ulster Holm which has 11 million views now That was a big part of the panic A lot of people listened to and watched Rogan, and 11 million or 8 million views is some astronomical number. That caused a lot of panic! And again it was the guy started right off with well looking at the model 2 million people using the same same stupid ass model

47:44 There is one... You know, one of the reasons I think we have so many dudes named Ben that listen to this particular podcast because I don't know if there's any other podcasts that understands computer modeling and what a farce it is 90% of the time. Exactly And they're all computer guys They have to run into this constantly There was another question that the president answered which he actually scoffed at when it came in. Again, clearly another Chinese globalist move. as part of the response to the coronavirus. Who heads that group? Those countries do, probably. No it's an American free trade group. I know, I'm sure a free trade look China is paying us billions and billions of dollars in tariffs And there is no reason to do that they haven't even spoken with me about that China hasn't asked me to do that but we're getting billions of dollars from tariffs from China

48:44 And I can't imagine Americans asking for that, but it could be the China will ask for a suspension or something. Let's see what happens. China is having a very rough time they have their worst year in 76 years as I understand it to have had a very tough time and then on top of this happened with the virus But no we're taking in billions of dollars here in tariffs and This was caused by something totally unrelated to tariffs. So, you know the fact that the American Free Trade Association when I tried to find out really who's behind that and it's a very black box website The fact that they're trying to move this towards a oh it's such a global problem Let's drop all tariffs that tells you that some of this there's a move afoot Something is going on exacerbated by these

49:33 letters that people in the media and at critical infrastructure are receiving from their employers. I don't know if you've heard about this, but I have received a number of them from people and it's a letter that says you know the bearer of this letter is working under the authority of yeah I think its Health and Human Services Department of Homeland Security of course all of this once you have the state of emergency and you've activated activated all these things start to happen so people are getting freaked out like holy crap I have a letter that allows me to buy fuel what's coming? What's coming and i've researched it now don't worry this is very typical, very normal when this has been activated as just part of procedure. What I find fascinating is you can get these letters high quality pdf all over the internet you download it print it out you just show it to whoever you need to show it too. So I

50:28 But then there's the how people feel about you know, the media of course. They're very full of themselves and they love how you know How they're even if they're sitting in essentially podcaster setups They're now learning that you can do good content as a podcast or sitting in little box with a green screen That's how all the shows are made now But this local NBC report kind of took it a step further. It seems that they cannot go a day by when I don't get a call about some rumor about the National Guard Let me just be very, very clear. When the National Guard is going to do something you will know about it." So at this point we don't know about it? One of the other things he said coming up because we've been asking about this for several days when our daycare's going to be affected at this point and because they are so essential for so many of the health care workers that are using at this point

51:20 He says that may be in coming days, it could be as early as tomorrow. And he also spent some time talking about those essential workers I mean we are those essential workers but of course the heroes out there... We are the essential workers here at Broadcast TV! We're the news models, we're essential, we're the heroes of this So full of themselves Wow, and here's it. Here's a PBS reporter clip you'll like this one more Here's the PBS reporter where the truth always wants to come out And Judy the fear is that the u.s China relationship is getting worse right now at the time But the world is faking an eat facing economic and medical crisis We're faking it yes course Faking so I have very so we have three girls out of work essentially furloughed as what is called

52:10 with this decision. With pay? I'm sorry, with pay no not when you're working in a restaurant you don't get paid your furloughed goodbye well hope it'll grow yeah you're screwed this is hundreds of thousands if not millions I want to remain by my prediction of April 6 for the following reasons. One, as we discussed this has been around for a while. I think they know the numbers they're gonna...the testing no one really wanted to do all this testing because they want to get out of it quickly now have added five days

52:50 until I think the 24th that will increase the numbers, make the curve look bad and let the media go crazy. But that'll be the peak then we start to flatten it another reason is the pandemic bonds March 24th is the date those are looked at so we need a turnaround by them otherwise those investors get screwed but everything should be done by April 6 and it has to be We cannot go any further than two weeks on this lockdown or I mean even two weeks, I think is too long. What's your feeling? It will kill to many businesses if we stay closed longer than that. We're already going to see a lot of that. Well let me play clip and have some thoughts because I went...I'd go for drives. I pay zero attention in this lockdown. You gotta print off one of those pieces of paper man so you essential personnel, a hero

53:46 I have a SIRT hat, or Community Emergency Response SIRT. I have a SIRT hardhat. A computer emergency response T- I bought it... Let me tell this story. So I'm in LA and staying at an Airbnb And this woman, I get there early she's finishing off a garage sale And there's a SIRT hardhat sitting there! What is gonna sell this for so what you can have it if you want it nice. Hell Yeah, the white isn't one a white one or color no It's green who even better that looks official the green ones are the real ones yeah? It's a real one and so I just throw this third hard hat in the backseat now guy Back there okay clipboard but just print out one I'll send you to link Just print out one of these PDFs Justin case and send me next time you're on your drive

54:40 So let's play this clip. This is the enforcing the quarantine in Alameda County, this is a bogus clip there's not I haven't talked to any of the police I've run into because I haven't seen too many they're all taking time off but this...this is bullshit Betty police and sheriff's deputies will actually be the ones doing the enforcement here in Alameda County deputies say they hope their enforcement power won't be needed We don't in law enforcement perceive any major problems with people not complying. Sergeant Ray Kelly with the Alameda County Sheriff's Department says they expect most people to stay home over the next three weeks, but if people are blatantly ignoring the shelter-in-place order

55:23 deputies will step in. Where there's extreme levels of this, the law is giving us the authority to act. The first page of the order spells out the legal consequences saying violation or failure to comply with this order is a misdemeanor punishable by fine imprisonment or both yeah okay so if you look at them just locked down everyone got a call by the way even on the landlines Hello, this is your emergency response team from Alameda County. You're required to stay shelter in place for the next 21 days! Shelter in place!" Did you also get one on the cell phone or just the landline? It came on cell phones too. Interesting... Not all those numbers but it came on a couple of the phones so everyone's supposed to say okay but the exception is if you're going out for anything

56:19 pharmacies, if you've got to go pick up your drugs or if you gotta go the store. That's the two exceptions so... You have to go to the store and the store may be in another town there maybe some story like to go too I mean did there is no restrictions on it. No John this a very successful mind control exercise yes its totally successful and everybody going okay There's a couple of benefits. I got that shot to the center you can shoot the San Francisco effortlessly there's no delays Getting this city is fantastic as nobody around they're still doing construction They haven't stopped doing that our homeless have disappeared how about yours? I was No, not in San Francisco around here me. I haven't looked in Berkeley but San Francisco they're still there I'm seeing any changes yeah We were downtown and I didn't see him

57:14 Interesting, maybe this is a sweep going on behind your back. Stay home! We'll sweep up the homeless. Could be So I took the drive yesterday to go to one of my favorite stores, The Grocery Outlet and which is way up in Richmond so you took an entire drive all the way up San Pablo Avenue to check out the stores and what was open? What was closed who was driving around? The traffic seemed about the same to me it wasn't although If you go during rush hour, it's still light but it seemed fairly normal. All the car repair places every single one of them is open Every one of them, every little tire changer and oil changing operations open. The gas stations are opened. Then I go past these mini, these little malls that Marshall's and all the clothing stores in those places are closed. Anything that even has any kind of food at all is usually opened. Some places that are not essential as far as I can tell are opened. Tap Plastics I believe was opened

58:16 So there's a lot of guys that just scoffed, they're just saying nuts I'm gonna stay open and they've stayed open. So there's a lot of that uh they're still it went past Safeway for some unknown reason there was a long line in front of Safeway i don't know why... I can tell you why They've implemented-they've done this now here as well They've implemented a set just like Italy set number customers in the store at the same time. So they're all jammed together outside in a line? Yes, true. It makes nothing but sense of course and so I went to a grocery outlet which is place I like to get because it has a lot of uh look places like to go because it has a lot of weird stuff that is like test marketed materials and things like that and then I started to notice what would be missing from there because this would be the last place you'd

59:05 All the toilet paper is gone, which actually surprised me. All the paper towels are gone The cleaning supplies are gone So that's all just checklist stuff all the red meat and chicken is mostly gone to pork is there yeah Pork and and the fake meats everywhere I went fake no one's buying What do we do in the case of apocalypse now you gonna eat that shit That's for sure every tortilla in the place was gone Now the tortilla factories may have just stopped work, but I don't know it seems unlikely so there's no tortillas There was no pasta zero pasta. No pasta sauce now That's the American way we buy mac and cheese pasta and pasta sauce when there's an emergent And maybe a can of tuna fish but even that's iffy yeah everything else was there? And it was like there were eggs even though apparently at Whole Foods. There's no eggs well here. Yeah, I have a supply chain story of stores

1:00:04 I went to two different stores. One is HEB, which is this fantastic Texas company... Everybody knows HEB In Texas everybody knows HEB and HEB has their shit together They're communicating with the community They are a great store! They open from 8am-8pm so they can stock overnight. They do special hours for elderly people who are more susceptible Now, obviously you're not going to get your brand name peanut butter but okay if you don't mind the crunchy Peter Pan. You can get peanut butter but they really have done a fantastic job so I stocked up at HEB then I went to Whole Foods.

1:00:48 Disaster disaster half the store is dark because they've had to shut down three quarters of the meat section More than half of the fish section. There's no chicken that froze everything frozen is gone if you want artisan cheese Whole Foods is the place for you. You want anything else? Completely out and so I went to the deli, the deli counter because I wanted some turkey and there was a little piece of turkey left and young ladies slicing it for me And i said how are you feeling she says well This is crap man because I'm an hourly worker and i'm not quite sure how i'm gonna make ends meet because we're going to have to shut down. Our suppliers are already at 50, they will not send us more than 50 percent! And when you think about it... It's all that artisan bull crap that Whole Foods sells

1:01:37 You know, if you just want some basic items. You just want them in bulk? You're not going to get that from Whole Foods But they've been chopped down to 50% of deliveries from their suppliers This is because of the Amazon system I saw these changes I saw how they were doing Just-in-time delivery of the crab cakes I know it sounds weird but I saw it and they were smaller and cost the same I think Whole Foods is gonna have to close its doors They're not gonna be able to stock anything of any value that people want or give in Yeah, give in exactly I mean this just-in-time thing is it is yeah. It's great as idealistic It's during a decadent time you can do stuff like this but any little ripple and the time Space time continuum and you're out of business Let's talk about the money for a second

1:02:28 Because this is big and the president said we're gonna go big, and we already had the Federal Reserve putting in a trillion dollars. Not putting it in but making available for the overnight bank overnight lending, which is not the same as you know as the Fed printing money. It's a head fake really it's just numbers overnight that just to make sure one bank whose weak somewhere in the system is not going to go out of business so the Federal Reserve provides some liquidity but just short-term The $8.3 billion, which was the initial response which will be spent by April 6th Which is my date for the turnaround Then the president... Mnuchin's been doing a lot of different press conferences and his Tourette's is back I have to say he's getting more nervous He said look we're gonna take care of the 50-billion bill that originated from the house for the families first blah blah It's really just a political move who gives a crap at this point sign it

1:03:28 Phase one which they're working on today is to get half a trillion dollars out with another half trillion dollars in checks or some form of payment How does that exactly work for me and I'll just tell you up front. I think everyone's all in modern monetary theory Who gives a crap print it won't make any difference? It's 0% anyway, you know we can always Jackup inflation later. I'm Simplifying it but is this a big deal or is it not a big deal depends on who you talk to I'm talking To you my friend

1:04:04 I have no idea. You were all in on modern monetary theory! Well, if it works... And it's a big if. I mean, it is probably best that the market has already kind of collapsed or let's face this collapse. Well the market is one thing...I'm not talking about the market but what the market is a reflection of the economy. Thank you! So it says okay well we're going to try the modern monetary theory we're gonna do it from Dow Jones 19,000 not 30,000 and then we'll figure it out after that. In other words they're no in on it

1:04:46 So in some psychological sense, I mean the market is a it's a weird animal It's like an it literally is like an animal and it has its own way of thinking And so it has decided that this is not good. Yeah What I was talking to the former New York banker again Also, he emailing me a lot so I know that it's on his mind because he asked him how his V is coming now That V is coming. He says that he says the market This was two days ago expects the market to go down further which it did. I don't know what its gonna. What's doing today?

1:05:24 He still believes in the V, but here's what he... I guess he's looking for how to get his money back or to invest. At this point if you were in the market yes that's what you'd be doing! Here is thinking where's the growth going to come from? He says it's not gonna come from finance that was destroyed that was a real growth driver certainly of the US economy. I think we talked about this before, that Silicon Valley. We have now learned we can keep people at home. We have telemedicine is being promoted heavily look at the Teladocs you know that stock's on fire despite it being a piece of crap company Slack is up

1:06:11 All of these, Silicon Valley they've always wanted to be your bank. They're gonna be your bank I think this will bring in cashless not that it'll be a rule but hey you don't want to risk germs just tap your phone You don't want to risk touching nasty cash World Health Organization even said so It's dirty nasty cash Coronavirus can stick to it So they're gonna be your bank and they want to be your doctor and I want to be a teacher And they're going to get it. This is the technocratic society This is not the event that will bring us there 100% but we'll get something Like China, perhaps. They did this... So the app defines where you can go if it shows green then you're fine to carry on as normal If it shows yellow you need to stay at home. If its red then you really need to stay home for 14 days and that the color on the app, the color coding can be changed automatically by algorithms that identify where you've been who you've been in contact with and so on. That's the kind of thing that could be done in China but maybe not so much in other parts of the world I think it is going to be done

1:07:13 Easily, it will not be a separate government app that says FEMA tracker. It'll be built right into your existing insurance your health insurance app or something like that and it will be tracking what you have where you go in fact today with any health insurance app them fully well aware of your Your physical health Today can say oh you shouldn't be in this area because you have respiratory syndrome, and there's people over here who are sick stay away Danger danger turn right that's coming. Well it's not coming in our lifetimes yes It is oh my god How can you the man who? started with me agreeing that

1:07:59 Insurance apps will be tracking your driving to raise your... this is only 10 years ago we were talking about this. And it's here today! Well I was talking about the fact that the car, the black box in the car would be used by the state before that. Before you even started doing this podcast that the black box in your car would give you speeding tickets. They haven't done that yet though. Every insurance app gives people bonuses for downloading the app, either doing exercises... I'm not arguing that. That's an absolute fact and that's a trick to try to pull off. Right so you don't think this health tracking is going to be activated in these apps? You said not maybe it meant not in your lifetime. I think it will be in my lifetime

1:08:41 No, it won't be in your lifetime. Put it in the book right now put that in the red book I won't be here to read it yeah but I will gloat over your grave. Ha ha! See you at work! I told you and then beep beep get out of the graveyard Curry! Beep beep beep beep beep beep get out of the graveyard! Another China story, which is very freaky. This is a county in Colorado on lockdown. Colorado was seeing its first county essentially go on lockdown to prevent the spread of COVID-19 San Miguel County Telluride is under a shelter in place order until April 3rd They're telling everybody to stay home after they saw number of critically ill patients and then within the last 48 hours some kids under the age of four with symptoms of coronavirus

1:09:31 The county shelter in place order came with an announcement that they're working with a biomedical company for a first-in-the country blood test for the virus on a countywide scale. So everyone in San Miguel County can get a test now if they want it, and then another blood test in two weeks." This is interesting! They're doing a blood test? All of this stuff that we are talking about is swabs but this one company United Biomedical is doing a blood test?! Well, if you look at United Biomedical you see that they're pretty much a Chinese company. They have Chinese representation... Mandarin writing on their damn website!

1:10:09 They have the Shen Lian Biomedical Company. They're doing something with the blood and I don't know what, I don't know exactly what they're tracking or what they're doing this is an anomaly and should be looked into. I wouldn't trust them No of course not! I'm not going to let a Chinese backed or Chinese affiliated company test my blood in this particular case? NO! And yes i'm very biased against China Not the Chinese people...China The government The government. No, it's not even a government it's the gang! Chinese Communist Party is bunch of gang...gang...they're thugs! Thugs! Let's listen to Trump talk about the self-swab test Okay Today I can announce further steps to expand testing capacity We're working with several groups to determine if the self swab but much easier process than the current process that's Not very

1:11:06 Nice to do I can tell you because I did it but we have a current process. That's a little bit difficult if you haven't done the The groups are working on determining if they self swab by an individual is as effective as the other the others very effective very accurate and But we're gonna see if we can do a self swab, which is would be a lot more popular. I can tell you that He's moaning about he had to take the test It's nasty why nobody wants to take the test because they shoved this swab through your nose into the back of your mouth Down your throat. Yeah, it's pretty much and then they pull it out as a mile long. It's gross

1:11:55 It's very nasty. I had a clip... Let me see, what am I missing here? That's odd. Sorry! I had a clip but I guess I can't figure out what that was. Just back to the shutdown going along with the general idea of Agenda 21 2030 which is-I'm sure this is all part of it and you're already hearing The Globalist talk about climate change and how that fits together It seems to me that the idea here of this shutdown is to come back with less mom-and-pop stores. I mean, there's always stores on the brink mainly because of online sales. I don't think they'll come back at all. Some bookstores will give up... In my case, I'm worried about The Hopkins Laundrette

1:12:58 small shirt and laundry shop that is run by one Japanese woman and her daughter, and it's not there's no unless if this three weeks of out-of-business they're gonna be in business. And I think many many restaurants but certainly the small grocers they're not going to come back. I think they're just going to be destroyed isn't that part of the plan ultimately for the technocracy Be your bank be your doctor be your teacher and you order everything online. We know, you know how to do it We'll just bring it to your house Don't worry about it And we're going into again I agree not in our lifetime when we see the full thing But while I'm alive, I think I want to yell a lot so people can remember I was yelling about it Yes. Yes exactly So let's take us short. I wanted play just a little bit of a clip this was the

1:13:54 a funny clip that showed up on the Twitter. And I wanna, this was a Simpsons show. Simpsons of course predicted the Trump election and Simpsons kind of predicted... I don't have the episode of this or what season it was somebody to keep asking nobody seems to dig it up I could probably do it but I just want to play the clip. This is The House Cat Flew Clip from The Simpsons I'd like to call to order this secret conclave of America's media empires. We're here to come up with the next phony baloney crisis, put Americans back where they belong in dark rooms glued to their televisions too terrified to skip the commercials. Well i think... NBC you are here to listen and not speak! I think we should go with a good old-fashioned public health care. A new disease no one is immune

1:14:42 It's like the summer of the shark, except instead of a shark it's an epidemic. And instead of summer it's all the time! Now I hate to be the guy who derails what everybody else loves... He loooves being that guy But Janice we do have standards this can't be made up disease The only moral thing is release a deadly virus into general public We do have something we've been holding on too but hasn't been tested Get over here NBC Well, we certainly believe in testing but I... Oh! Wow. Wow. Oh yeah! So we've got our deadly disease now you just have to blame it on something that's in every household something that people are a little bit afraid of already house cat flu is coming people the center for disease disinformation predicts with some degree of probability that the housecat flu might spread in the following hypothetical outbreak pattern

1:15:39 So pet her beware that warm body on your lap just might be ready to destroy your tender vittles Spring fielders are advised to stay tuned for more information if they experience any of the following symptoms mild thirst occasional hunger I Like this centers for disease disease disinformation Very good A reminder, as we said at the beginning of the show that the social networks are being completely controlled. AI is running this show so stuff is getting blocked and deleted accounts are getting suspended This is why we have noagendasocial.com None of that exists there And please go there if you're looking for a gig or your company's looking for teleworkers

1:16:33 We have a lot of dudes in dudettes named Ben who are out of work, people who have all kinds of skills. It's already happening noagendasocial.com Go there you can get an invite from multiple places we don't like to open up the registration all the way but this is the time when we can actually help each other also I think meetups will probably be off for awhile although two seem to be scheduled and talk about that later I love seeing people coordinate on noagendasocial.com, they're doing their own meetups on Jitsi or whatever that thing is called... Jiu-Jitsu? Some kind of crazy video meetup and I think alcohol's involved so the community is good even on lockdown we're in a good place however beware

1:17:23 Beware if you don't hate the orange man, you're gonna die There's also a Washington Post piece that talks about affected older Americans are more worried about coronavirus Unless they're Republican Jennifer. We now have a situation where Trump's own people are actually in greater danger but those of us who live in this earth can't even reach them. They're not listening to anything that any of us say including someone like you as a former Republican, you can't reach them no and there is a particular cruelty irony that it is their core viewers the Republican older viewers as Eric said who are the most at risk and when you think about it hey party stop

1:18:04 I don't know who this woman is that's talking but she sounds like a Nancy Pelosi from like five years ago. Jennifer Rubin. Jennifer Rubin the blogger? Jennifer Rubin is supposedly, she's a columnist for The Washington Post but she is She's supposed to be the conservative blogger for The Washington Post. She's not conservative, she's not Republican... she's a die-hard liberal and she does this phony baloney I'm a conservative but uh and i hate trump! Worse you're saying if you watch Fox News you're gonna die? I can hear what she's saying

1:18:40 But you got to back it up again because if you start listening to her as she's obviously in the same milieu is Nancy Pelosi There's also Washington Post piece. This is joy read Americans are more worried about coronavirus Unless they're Republican Jennifer that we now have a situation where Trump's own people are acting In greater danger, but those of us who live in this earth can't even reach them They're not listening to it just the arrogance of what joy read is saying right there politicizing this to this degree Trump's people they don't live in She lives in this earth. I know she lives in the hell of Earth But this is very disturbing

1:19:22 Anything that any of us say, including someone like you as a former Republican. You can't reach them No and there is a particular cruelty irony that it is... You're right total Nancy Pelosi clone So she's conservative and hanging out with the Nance crowd for sure There are core viewers the Republican older viewers as Eric said who are the most at risk And when you think about it Which party immediately canceled all of their rallies? Which party immediately started having the political figures really portray and use their lives as an example. It was the Democrats, so they're going to be I hate to put it in these terms there can be less Democrat deaths because there will be less mass gatherings There will be less opportunities for people to congregate and share this horrible disease

1:20:12 It's head shaker man, head shaker. And then last night... They have Trump derangement syndrome! It's like they're insane their amygdalas are exploding in their heads But they play with their hand because on one hand it's We're all gonna die, lockdown. We're all Americans be together and then they do this shit so yeah that's when you politicize it then I know that if CNN is willing to take China's call and say oh its racist to say Wuhan then they were willing to lie about the severity of it in the first place

1:20:51 Of course no one will believe it, but the Noah Jenner producers know. This is a death knell! It's a death knell for corporate media and every single time they come up with the new model we'll have to refer back to this bullcrap But last night on the station where people are gonna die because they watch it on Fox Tucker Carlson near the end of his show all of a sudden brought in the weirdest guy on Skype which may have looked less weird if he wasn't on Skype clearly looking down to read some kind of press release uh... it just kind of threw it in there for sure there's some good news reports on that front early evidence suggests that chloroquine that's a cheap anti-malaria drug may be effective in treating coronavirus gregory regano is an advisor to stanford university school medicine any joins us tonight so i don't think so much are coming on so tell us what this isn't why you think it's promising so the president has the authority to authorize the use

1:21:49 of hydroxychloroquine against coronavirus immediately. He has cut more red tape at the FDA than any other president in history and for example, in 2017 a new drug was approved for muscular dystrophy that enrolled...for a clinical trial that enrolled less than 15 patients and was generally uncontrolled in an open setting Hydroxychloroquine has been on the market for over 50 years with a quality safety profile and I'm here to report that as of this morning, about five o'clock this morning. A well-controlled peer reviewed study carried out by the most eminent infectious disease specialist in the world Didier Raoult MD PhD out of the south of France

1:22:38 in which he enrolled 40 patients, again a well-controlled peer reviewed study that showed 100% cure rate against coronavirus. The study was released this morning on my Twitter account, ReganoESQ as well as our most recent website covidtrial.io The study was recently accepted to the International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents by Elsevier So it was such a weird thing That is where guy I want to interrupt that for a second and mention that JC who? Believed he has Corona. He already took this stuff. Ah, he is chloroquine as they It is a synthetic quinine that's actually semi toxic you have to be real careful quite quinine is the The concentrated stuff is what what they dip arrows in right to kill ya know

1:23:38 I'm thinking of something else. I don't know what you're talking about, it sounds like quinine was the anti-malarial that you would and it became very popular. Oh, I'm thinking curare, I'm sorry! Yeah, curare there we go... That'll fix it too! Yeah that'll stop it. Quinine which is used in gin and tonic water. Oh yes, of course, yeah. It's supposed to make your headache go away And so you can't get enough quinine, actually pure quinine to treat coronavirus. And so it turns out that this particular synthetic quinine which is never mentioned in this report obviously it's a chemical that works just the same way and has got the same looking molecule but liver toxicity is a problem with it. You have to do a lot of blood tests or don't use it much

1:24:30 But it's not new and in fact, it turns out as they mentioned the report that this is a well-known kind of an antiviral product. It goes way back but here's the question so Buzzkill Jr believes he has coronavirus which makes me believe he hasn't been tested for but he has taken this and did not help? No, he doesn't have Corona anymore He's done these fine Did it help when you took it It could have... Do you know if a drug that you took had anything to do with it or your body maybe cured itself? You don't know. I mean, it seems to have. That was okay so just asking from the timeline he took and got better whether it was the drug or not. Yeah interesting. I don't know. He's not...

1:25:18 He didn't use any of the antivirals or D3 or anything. Tell him thanks for helping out the show by not trying everything possible to report back this kind of... Not participating and he's not a team player the hell the way yeah Too much experimentation seems to me so But yeah, I don't know what this would the point of that was in this show It started unknown. Maybe It seems I don't like Tucker's show anymore. No, I'm very disappointed He is a big fear monger huge fear monger it's getting very irksome yes there's that and And I can't stand the my pillow guy if I have to see Mike anymore with his geezers. I'm gonna puke It says he was showed up in my in my medicine cabinet the other day looking back at you It's the worst couple shots out of me hasn't shown up again. It's horrible. It's horrible. I tell ya

1:27:40 Quasi-related they kind of worked and let's do a native ad of the Entertainment Tonight style where everybody who's mentioned paid money. Mm-hmm Everybody pays a bunch of money somebody paid the most money and that required a big, giant football player Michael Strahan to say the stupidest thing in the world at the very end of this native ad on Good Morning America about corona and how the entertainers out there are all volunteering to help. And they're all jumping in and everybody's gonna be really happy about this whole thing. This is the ABC GMC pandering combo native ad.

1:28:21 This morning, some music superstars using their platforms and the connective power of music to bring people together. Hank posting this video of her soulful cover of Bob Dylan's Make You Feel My Love Country star Keith Urban jamming out on Instagram joined by his wife Nicole Kidman And Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, kicking off a virtual concert series started by Global Citizen and the World Health Organization called Hashtag Together at Home. Taking requests from viewers, playing unplugged versions of Coldplay's hits like Sky Full of Stars... Oh you're sky full of stars! ...and Yellow. It was called Yellow

1:29:15 Yeah! At the start of his Instagram performance, Martin put out the call to other artists to follow his lead. And who knows? Maybe tomorrow someone else will take it over. And none other than John Legend answered using that Together at Home hashtag. Legend tweeting he would do a solo live show later today. Fans on social media tagging their favorite artists hoping they'd join the Together at Home movement. Beyoncé, Luke Bryan and Alicia Keys among the requests. That's really special and Broadway icon and Hamilton creator Lin-Manuel Miranda streamed himself performing last week as well. Now, Hamilton the show is putting out a casting call for its Hamel fans an open audition for people to be part of the ham at home digital show that streams later this month Robin take their shot

1:30:05 The shot, the shot. That's right that's right but people are getting very very creative we're seeing that I love Coldplay. Me too! I'll be listening to them right after we're done. Coldplay that's as funny as you listen to Green Day. That's crazy Well, I know you actually do like green day. I do like green day But this is part of this it to me This is the programming Together at home we can do it be together listen to your true leaders the celebrities they're gonna tell you what to do John Legend, you know by the way if you believe in the computer simulation theory This is one hell of a subroutine isn't it? I love what they've done here. This is really really good And eventually will wake up one day and there'll be all over and things will be different ah and why

1:31:08 is... no, let me put it differently. The media freaking out about this racism? You know what's really racist is not reporting on hundreds of black men dying every week due to gun violence in Chicago and other cities around the country you don't report on those numbers you don't care! No when its white particularly entertainers then all a sudden it's important That's what I put in the newsletter. There was 11 coronavirus deaths in California when they shut the state down and 10 homicides in Oakland. Baltimore, the mayor actually said hey can you stop killing each other because we need the hospital beds for corona victims? I don't have a clip of it sadly but I did look! Believe me I looked...

1:32:05 Hey, you blacks stop it. Yeah really start the shooting with each other You know what I'm saying? You're gonna do clogging up the beds for their sick coronavirus people white the whites Yes This is although this is a great time for podcasts. I think podcasts are having an all-time boom mainly because everything shut down The the nightly talk shows sports all of this has gone. So people are going to their to their to their tribes You know, this is try I've said it before this is tribal media We've got a tribe we have some agreements with other tribes like the Joe Rogan experience tribe but people have their tribe and the biggest tribe is this mainstream trying to get you to be all-in on

1:32:45 on you know what they want you to do it's it's Nick the rat show you have to count him in and grime Erica he keeps forgetting these guys oh no of course I don't let's not say forget him I'm just I'm just saying in general now of course the saddest thing that happened is this announcement it is with great regrets we have to announce the cancellation of the Eurovision Song Contest 2020 in Rotterdam The escalating spread of the coronavirus throughout Europe and the restrictions put in place by many governments and the Dutch authorities makes it impossible for us to host a live event as planned. We are very proud of the Eurovision Song Contest that for 64 years have united people all around Europe

1:33:36 And we are deeply disappointed about this situation. The EBU together with the host broadcaster NPO, NOS, Avrotros and the city of Rotterdam will continue to talk to see if it's possible to stage Eurovision Song Contest in Rotterdam in 2021." Very very sad moment 64 years they've always put on a broadcast because it brings the people of Europe together somehow Israel is part of that I actually got this, I heard about this last night from my neighbor Steve. He was like oh my goodness no Eurovision song contest what are we gonna make fun of? That's just before we take a long overdue break

1:34:23 Where this came from how it happened I think we're to me there's a couple of scenarios and just want to run through them It's the least interesting because where it came from how it happened is no longer important to me. What are the weapons of mass destruction? Of this generation going to be what lie is going to pull us into some kind of behavior, you know Checking your temperature. It's just a little step You know checking your temperature everywhere you go then before you know what its your barcode micro or nano dot tattoo if you've had a vaccination. There's all kinds of things that are coming, but just to go back to where it might have come from let's look at the

1:35:03 the possibilities. There's way too many scientists and Harvard and Canadian researchers all on the Chinese payroll on this round trip through Wuhan, the bio lab, The World Health Organization is intimately involved in the BSL-4 lab in Wuhan so it could just be that someone The many research is just like a revolving belt if you look into at Harvard, you know 10 20 different professors and reach all on the all On the payroll of the Chinese on the sly Something got out in the wood in the area. You know, it's only 30 minutes from the wet market So blame it on that That's one way could have happened If it truly was a bio weapon

1:35:52 Oh, and by the way I forgot to mention Iran. You know Iran also has a lot of direct Chinese contact that's why they also got very high numbers But is that just coincidence? you know was it meant to bring down the United States or something like that I don't see how China Would benefit from that at all unless this financial Reset that you kind of called it a reset. You know we're gonna start it you know down 19,000 or whatever Unless that somehow is gonna benefit them. I don't see how, I only see negative for China Mainly we're going to start taking back We are gonna start taking back production and it puts a in my mind a kibosh on globalism So I don't see why would make sense nor what it makes well It makes more sense the theory that during the world military games The competition where 12 thousand athletes from different

1:36:51 Fighting forces around the world were in Wuhan in November or December That's what some Chinese are saying is hey you guys brought it here. It's your fault Could we have dropped it in there again? Why would you put everyone at risk and it doesn't seem like was very controlled certainly not by Trump although very convenient for his entire mission of knocking China back into their place Certainly in the minds of people and he continues to do that calling it the Chinese virus, etc What other options are there?

1:37:27 Do you think that this was really some kind of an attack? Do you have any, any... I'd go back to the booby trap theory. So that would be the researchers, the researchers were taking... We already know they were stealing biomaterial from us and there are lot of people who were busted. Harvard professors who arrested. There's just been recent arrest again. They've been arresting guys left and right Some guy in Florida took off and they're all the liberals. Oh! This guy was run out of town because it was investigating him And the idea amongst some intelligence groups outside the country say that we are the booby trap masters. We rigged a couple of these vials that said one thing and it do another, and they stole them and this got out now they're just trying to

1:38:18 And it would make even more sense if it was true what you said earlier in the show, that you rigged this thing with a kind of virus that maybe we coronavirus is also part of the common cold cycle. Yeah, this is just a different version. A bad cold like they said with the people that you talked about earlier who got tested? You don't have to flu. You have a bad cold Well, if the whole country's had these bad colds over the years maybe this L virus won't do anything at all to us. And so you end up with the Chinese kind of screwing themselves and we laugh into our sleeves and then we fake the rest of it like oh! We all gotta lock it down, lock it down, lock it... This whole thing could be a scam.

1:39:08 Well, it is. Look at the numbers! It is a scam. It IS an absolute scam. The numbers do not show... look at the numbers just do the numbers 22 000 dead from flu in the United States from October 1st through March first and we're all freaking out over where we are globally right now which doesn't even touch half of that so the numbers show you that were being scammed but you got to look at it from all sides There is one other, some interesting data points that some of these athletes that went to the Wuhan games came from Fort Detrick. Fort Detrick at some point actually around the time of... Hold on a second! What athletes are at Fort Detrick? Am I

1:39:50 You just missed the part where I said they had the military games in Wuhan? Yeah, no but i'm just saying military. Oh you're talking about military games like being into tanks and stuff No! It's a competition. Sports competition. Athlete. That's what I just said What athletes are at Fort Dix or Fort Detrick that would show up at these things Do they have... Yes, yes! They have teams. Yes they have teams I've looked into this. At Fort Detrick? Yes they have teams all over the country and athletes who participate in these games it's worldwide. There are a lot of athletes in the Army but... No but I'm just telling you... It's not Fort Detrick is just a medical facility. I'm just telling you what it is what I would come to understand and read

1:40:37 But more interesting than that is that around the same time that the event 201 took place, which you played clips of a couple of shows ago. There was a biohazard alert in the area for Dietrich and just to add another twist to this which I like is that's about at the same time people started dying from vaping and some horrible lung affliction from something in THC vapes I have not taken it any further than that, but i do like it. And then so the idea is oh! It was there at Fort Detrick. It has bioweapons as far as I understand something got out there something happened it happened the same time...it could have been a part of event 201 and could have been a complete scam? I don't know. I'm just saying different points. A couple things we should mention fort detrick is where supposedly according to the Russians at least is where AIDS was developed

1:41:36 It's also where Ebola was developed and it's also where some other things were developed, supposedly. And it is not proven and they deny it but they do work on stuff like that I don't believe for a second that Americans would do that I like the booby trap. I like the booby trap the most too, i really do! I like it the best because you did to yourself which is more our style and listen to how Trump speaks he keeps saying no no this Chinese they know what they know exactly what they did and he keeps messaging

1:42:12 It's gonna be over very soon, sooner than you think. Because he knows! I had to play that clip We're on the tail end of this I've got two clips here that make no sense One Trump on faster victory Okay That's always the toughest enemy The invisible enemy But we're going to defeat The invisible enemy I think we're gonna do it even faster Than...we thought And it will be a complete victory. It'll be a total victory." Oh yeah, he sees this as war He's used the the war term as well I don't have a clip of it but I've heard it. Then Trump on vaccine is a little... This is a fishy fishy clip to me Earlier this week The first clinical trial of the vaccine candidate for the virus began in Washington State As you probably know The genetic sequence of the virus was first published in January

1:43:02 But thanks to the unprecedented partnership between the FDA, NIH and the private sector we've reached human trials for the vaccine. Just eight weeks later, that's a record by many many months. It used to take years to do this and now we did it just in a very short while That's the fastest development in history of what we're doing with regard to the vaccine We're making very very big progress Well luckily your co-host has looked into this What are your objections? What did you think was fishy about it I think this is coming too fast and it says to me there's already a vaccine. It was a vaccine before it got released What's interesting, is this being called the vaccine but its not your traditional vaccine

1:43:48 This is not a dead virus that has been cultivated in an egg. This is a gene insertion, I'm just calling...I'm not using the right words but it's the 133 nicely by the way. Mnuchin even spoke about this he said something like, Gene 133 Gene 133 when activated or when you put in some protein or shoot something into somebody this is my understanding of it It starts to create plasma and and the plasma is what can suppress this end can

1:44:26 And can keep you safe from this strain all strains. I don't know but it's not a vaccine in the traditional sense It's a I have the document of gene 133 and has all this CRISPR stuff So, you know, this is genetic stuff And we'll see what it does, but it's not getting a dead virus that then you build up immunity against. Where is our news media to explain these things so we can deconstruct the information? We don't even get that far! Have you seen the news media?! They're sitting in their bunkers!!

1:45:02 Oh yes, we're doing it a little differently. Oh look like this and listen to John Legend playing in his basement And with that I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you the man who put the C in curare John C DeVos In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry in the morning we all ship sea boots on ground feet in the air subs of the water Subs in the water and all the dames and knights out there in the morning to all of the trolls into the troll room Hello trolls how you doing? Let me do a little troll check here troll count troll count 1545 not bad for a Thursday. I predicted No, he did last night's dinner table that Jay says did you how many live listeners are gonna get you think tomorrow and you said? We had 18 on last Thursday and we had like 15 on Sunday You know, we always get less. I'm doing we had 18 on Sunday because that's a easy day to listen but

1:45:58 I said, we usually get 12 and she says well there's no everyone stuck at home. I said ah 15 easy easy Well where we surpassed that? 1545 the troll room is it know agenda stream calm It's called the troll room because you can listen to the live stream and you can sit there in a chatroom environment And troll away everybody loves it You control the hosts who are doing the live shows have been trolled continuously But also thank you troll room for being such an incredible help because they are on the ball those that don't have too much lag They got answers very quick, and it's highly appreciated Noah gender stream calm then we want to thank our artists for the artwork for episode 1225 a controversial piece of art as it turns out Tyler Brown brought us this artwork. It was the boomer remover

1:46:46 Spray I got hate for that man. I got mass. Oh, yeah, I gotta hate for that like nothing That's not funny man my parents are 85 you have to get the virus they'll die Okay with anybody wrote you that Their parents are not boomers The oldest boomer is 74 Thank You I should have said that. Instead, I said hey man my parents are dead okay? And then she came back with I highly doubt that! Okay I'm done with you. Really? She highly doubts it your parents are dead. You talked about on the show so how would they not know this if they actually listened to the show somebody just saw it randomly. Dead I tell you just dead. So were mine

1:47:34 I thought this was a great piece of art. It really it set the tone and shows you who the no agenda tribe is Loved it, you know, it's very funny And and I love people do they get the joke? Ah, let's just lighten the mood a little bit We're all freaking out No agenda ArtGenerator comm is where you can upload your artist submit as a great piece there were there was I have a lot of good somehow. I have stuck in my brain there was something else we needed to talk about Well, why use it in the newsletter? It was this comic strip piece where the toilet with a giant roll of toilet paper is very good Fantastic so that's part of our value for value network people contributing in many different ways The one that keeps our lights running and the servers whirring and And the availability for I mean I have

1:48:22 It's interesting. Everybody has this lockdown and, you know what are we going to do? I'm kind of bored." To me...I don't know about you John it's like my life is barely changed that's exactly how i live. Mine hasn't changed at all! Every day I was like... Except the kids you don't want to go out. Yeah Tina's walking around and she's like what am I gonna do she's reading books and she's oh well I could go for a walk and he says uh how are you doing so I'm great this is my life I live all the time. I watch TV, switch for the networks and record some clips. You know, thinking about stuff... So anyway we'd like to thank the people who support this show financially and although it's not quite the beginning of the show We have a pandemic format that were adhering today. We would like to start with our executive producers and associate executive producers first they came in with good numbers for us today

1:49:16 Yes, starting with Baroness Kathy and Baron Greg Simunich $700. And they write while in Illinois is it? Illinois I said Illinois's you did is in lockdown Sir Greg and I Dame Cathy will continue to support the BP ITU thank you We need your help. It says thanks for... Because everyone's gonna, we're just going to be there's got to be a slowdown here it's coming oh yeah oh yeah it's coming Thanks for keeping us sane in this insane time stay safe Baroness Kathy and Baron Greg Simunic rhymes with Munich Munich so it should be Simunic Simunic rhymes with Munich

1:49:57 Yeah, it rhymes with Munich. So it's a Munich not rhymes what says Munich? Yeah But if she should put munchin you think we would know how to pronounce our royalty names here Yes, the moon simooni key is that's impossible to pronounce Simut Simunic Simunic Barron Greg that's what I think thank you very much Thank You guys sir Stephen Oswego $640 Included is a tithe of my lady, wait a minute he sent in note and I didn't send the note to Eric. I have a note here! Okay well it's the same exact as the note he wrote this is a check that came in the mail so he obviously you know this is slightly different than when he sent in the mail

1:50:44 I hear by request, okay. Included is a tie to my latest bonus which almost perfectly completes my barony it was $640 and 20 cents i think yep No, it's only got 640 on here. I think was okay maybe it was just 640 after 22 years fortunately if I stick around until then and I got a six month severance not great he was just informed that he was not needed anymore as an IT manager his severance with six months severance but uh not great but better than me

1:51:20 better, but better me than someone else. Some of my guys okay I've been upwardly mobile so I can adjust in other words she's gonna get work hereby request whatever the best job karma there is it worked last time when I requested a smoking hot milf girlfriend karma although it took about five months I think it was the jobs end of it that worked and the milf didn't perfect timing To get me a job in September, please adjust my title to become Sir Stephen of Oswego soon to be former man. No it no okay

1:51:56 His title change is going to be former manager of the dudes named Ben Baron of Fox River Valley. Okay, well what we need to do then is give him the best jobs karma which according to our show our thinking is that Nancy Pelosi I think that's the best one to give so Here you go sir Steven and see you at the the title change jobs Jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for job You've got karma That carries over to the girlfriend karma, I'm not sure. Stephen Morris... It doesn't! No it doesn't what he said is that the last time he requested smoking hot milk girlfriend karma it took five months but he got a girlfriend so he's saying if I get jobs Karma I'll get a job in five months which will be in September Oh after six month severance? Yes. Stephen Morris well the jobs Karma I think it works a little faster. I think so too. Stephen Morris

1:52:57 600 bucks Nolamara, Washington. No no no it's Australia. Oh Western Australia okay got it sorry I was thinking I never heard a place like this it sounds like that place in Australia Stephen Morris from London and England but resident of Perth yeah in sunny Western Australia where no one visits. No one visits Perth It's beautiful. I have one of the only people I know yeah, it's beautiful Yeah, that's what everyone says says beautiful go there no so please accept my humble Aussie dollar rats ah yes this is a okay

1:53:37 There's a lot of this going around. This was the, it unintentionally became a drunk donation henceforth to be known as Sir-cure-ty, security get it? Security night of the slums of Shaolin. So proud to be an instantite after a shameful decade of bagging douches Thank you for being, this sounds like the drunk donation. For being my only source of news as a cyber security professor professional and yes Adam I mean port scanning. I think of The No Agenda Show as my firewall to the mainstream media. Filtering out adware junk and weaponized its information leaving me with exactly what I want

1:54:32 Pure info sane mitt packets beautiful. I would love some karma for my little boy Nathan and my beautiful wife Qq yeah q wife Oh, may I please have a It's a gentle de-douching. You've been de-douched! A humbly request for the roundtable, Claret and Camembert or Bordeaux and Brie? I took the liberty of ordering all of it because i thought you know why not? It's nice to stay into that. Well thats kind of redundant to be honest about. But well do you want me to unorder? No no your order is in you have to pay Yeah its already paid for

1:55:16 Whichever alliterative pairing that John prefers. Oh, I was never asked he ordered everything As the resident eno file thank you both for so much for all that you do Jingles it's science kill it goat scream what is the killer? Well? That's the thing that was bloomed it was at an ISO oh Yeah, I was an ISO kill it But let me see if let me see if this is it was this it. I'm Mike Bloomberg and I am from no That's not it. No, it was Elizabeth Warren who said it she was quoting Bloomberg Kill it right but I don't remember an ISO of that. I so did for the end the show Well, what would you have titled it?

1:56:05 Kill it. No, it's not kill it! Kill It is- I only have one that's this... At least I didn't have a boss who said to me, kill it! Now I can just cue it up there we'll use it from here We'lL DO IT LIVE! WE'LL DO IT LIVE! Shut Up Already! It's Science! Kill it the way that Mare Bloom- You've got- Damnit. Ohhhh. Dammit. So close damnit. Oh you were so close! I forgot to stop it dammit I tried. Stephen Draper's next on the list and by the way, Stephen will be knighted for the $600 dollarettes Yeah which is basically 60% of the value over here? Yeah! I looked it up, it was sixty cents Australian dollars worth sixty cents I can't wait to go there and buy everything

1:56:55 Yeah, but they'll be on lockdown. Stephen Draper in Arlington Virginia...Arlington? Oh good we need some more people from Arlington. Wait wait wait! 333! Whoa whoa whoa. What? I'm sorry i thought you missed one yep you got it uh steven draper and arlington virginia 333-33 code Keep it up. We need your analysis more than ever now cheers from DC Thank You Arlington, Virginia hello thank you thank you thank you say hi Langley we love you Philip Worth in Meyerstown Pennsylvania 333 33 In the morning fellas were all counting on you now more than ever for the sanity

1:57:43 inform, takes and analysis. Keep up the good work! Please dedouche me! Yo! You've been de-douched. It's been a while he says also call my daughter I'm I don't know how to pronounce this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe this year Alicia, Alicia, Alicia, Alicia, Alicia, that's gotta be it a goober because she'll think it's hilarious a goober is a goober thats like boomers speak who calls anyone a goober refers also to peanuts yes but who calls their daughter a goober

1:58:25 I don't know, but apparently if you do it she thinks it's hilarious. All right so your goober Alicia big goober noob or doober Okay, I don't have a note here Do you have one? I do not Linda O'Connor Austin Texas what you'd think I would've received something But I will check very quickly Linda No, nope I got nothing Okay, I got nothing but let me check under the word. I looked under O'Connor But she's harder to check so i'm gonna Check under Linda and then go to the end and see if I'm lucky you know this is funny Here we go squirrel mail it's on its way I'm not even gonna play it

1:59:15 You should have acued you no, no. No I did know now I got I guess the Linda Barclay I got and it's she's a PR woman selling me on brand awareness. I don't think Linda 333 from Austin Texas Thank you so much if we missed your note somehow please send it to me or John and And will make good on that thank you for your support and you are the the fourth of our executive producers today. On to The Associates, starting with just plain Christopher in Clermont Florida 24520. In the morning gentlemen my donation represents the show number times two 122 dot 60 times 2 equals 245 dot 20 1226 was too small and I just can't afford 1226

2:00:06 Dot zero zero. I was first hit in the mouth by Nate while i was in Afghanistan and to 2010 and was promptly called out as a douchebag. You're in Afghanistan, you guys are fighting the Taliban's like hey man douche bag. Hey what's going on? Douche bag! I lost my way after safely returning home, but then found you again. So I definitely need a de-douching. Okay? You've been de-douche'd! Man overboard coming back on board Well i don't always agree with your analysis sometimes a linguist is just a linguist... I do it thoroughly enjoy the show

2:00:49 And your insights and comments always make me think. I sometimes question my beliefs, and I learn new things! That's what makes us grow. I also need some travel job and just general karma in my life so whatever you can do would be appreciated no jingles necessary keep up the good work Christopher You got it thank you very much Christopher. You've got karma. I was thinking...I really like that analogy that who said that? Stephen, Stephen Morris that we are the firewall for the M5M. Let's say it's a good way to look at it. Yeah, the M5M virus! We don't let the...we don't let M5M virus through our firewall

2:01:33 Jim Rogers in Ellensburg, Washington 240 26. Thank you for all the sanity and deconstruction from The No Agenda Show best of all media in the universe well I made it to knighthood today's contribution to 4026 bringing lifetime donations to one two three four five six nice Thank you for your reporting on China. It's very close to the real truth! Thank you for your approval, validation. What is the real truth? I don't know but we're close to it with the spread of the China virus. I finished the book which is now on Kindle be Beijing vampires a red chaos its fiction about vampires in Beijing but a lot of the themes are based on little known facts in China

2:02:18 Beijing Vampires is free to Amazon Prime and pretty low otherwise at $2.99 I slipped a few no agenda memes in there fun for, oh he wrote this book! I slipped a few no agenda memes in there, fun for adults and for students off from school. There are some lessons in history economics and a bit of psychological operations media operations and chaos could unite me sir Beijing vampires Chinese name why don Wow, that's cool. So it's the book is Beijing Vampires Red Chaos go ahead and get that I'm gonna I'll get it today That looks very cool interesting all right future Sir Beijing vampires Qui Don here is what do you want travel karma?

2:03:12 Do you want any karma? Did he mention it? I thought he wanted a karma. Screw it, I'm giving it to him! I don't care... He deserves it. You've got Karma. There ya go. Anthony Nist is next on the list from Logan Utah 23456 It's been almost five years since I last donated, so while I may no longer technically be a douchebag. I sure feel like one just to give you guys some quick background on myself i'm currently enrolled in PhD program and experimental psychology at Utah State University where my lab focuses primarily on animal models of drug abuse and relapse

2:03:50 Although the hysteria over the coronavirus has certainly reached us here in Logan, Utah. Our research is still ongoing for now despite all the courses being moved online even still I'm finding it hard to concentrate on matters that are starting to feel trivial compared to what's going on at large normally normally i feel as though I am the one among my friends and family trying to calm the panic. Yeah, well people some people it's hard to just do it's hard to waves is just a shoveling sand into the ocean but right now I have to say that I've never felt more like a pig in human clothing. The facts portrayed in the media if any of them are to be believed just are not seeming to add up

2:04:42 They don't add up. Yeah, they don't I can feel it in my gut that there's much more to this than meets the eye just do not know what it could be we're trying to do We're gonna find out we'll work and we did today so we're spilling my colleagues some of the smartest people have ever known view me as a crazy person when I say yes This virus is the least of our worries. I hate to be hyperbolic, but we need you two to cut through the BS board never. I loved you guys ever since I was hit in the mouth by my best friend seven years ago and I also hate to admit that I'm no longer not a knight. I should be but yeah hopefully I can rectify that sooner than later anyway keep up the good work You guys are doing wonders for my sanity Thank you very much. Thank you Anthony

2:05:29 Yes, I was gonna say something very prolific but I completely... I was going to say profound. Thank you Anthony. Prolific means you're gonna drone. No, I'm not gonna do that. And Anthony already did that so he's coming in. So thank you Anthony and we're glad you are still with us here. Stephen Sorrell in Amarillo Texas $210. Love you guys requesting job karma as my team was laid off right before the craziness and hiring freezes are now kicking in. Yeah, I've heard so many stories of all the Barry Diller companies actually my brother-in-law got laid off from Expedia

2:06:11 And it's like three days ago, they let up all the money. It's like during this thing comes down two days after it starts Diller fires a whole bunch of people from VRBO and all these other places... The guy is ruthless! Ruthless I tell you here's your jobs karma Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs You've got karma Justin Dougat in Washington DC, $202. This works in D.C.. By God there's nothing to do all because of the damn Wu flu now there is no better way to spend my birthday than

2:06:54 First AEP on the BPITU, executive producers what he said. Justin Duggett spook town Washington DC birthday 390. You're on the list man thank you very much Justin good note yes very much anonymous in San Francisco 200 and this is our last associate And he comes in with a note, anonymous. After the Bay Area troll moot meetup I knew I had to stop step up my game so I'm getting my first associated producership credit. The Corona apocalypse is just the latest in this string of fake amygdala swelling media frenzies that no agenda has been invaluable and helping me navigate here in San Francisco ice.

2:07:43 I calmly stroll through hordes of people who are running around like we're in a chapter three of The Stand because i am and i'm inoculated with the most urgently needed vaccine, the best podcast in the universe. Thank you! And a belated shout out to Sean, Jennifer and all the OGNA listeners at the meetup. For jingles I'd appreciate some F-cancer for my sister who's in remission then a North Korean newscaster followed by Klobuchar's That Sounds Pretty Good and of course Corona Karma boom And oh is this on here? No, okay. So we're gonna do it in the opposite direction of course but thank you very much Here you go I think that sounds pretty good You've got karma there you go It's a good sequence I like that

2:08:46 Yeah, it was good. That's our rug Our associate executive producers, executive producers for show 1226 of the No Agenda podcast. Thank you all executive producers and associate executive producers for stepping up I'm afraid John's right is that as this moves on it'll affect everybody it's going to affect us too so thank you for supporting us for this program and these are of course like I think you could probably call it executive producer or associate executive producer of the no agenda Coronavirus special I think you should do that You could say episode 1226, but I think it's okay to say the coronavirus special That'll look really good on your curriculum. That'll look fantastic and your LinkedIn profile And all the other work at home profiles you're gonna have to create as a part of the New World Order Thank you and please consider us for our next clandestine broadcast will she'll be Sunday to support us go to vorac org slash n a

2:09:47 And we got to find out guidelines to help you talk through this about other people. Our formula is this, We go out...we hit people in the mouth. Shut up slave! I realized that I said it backwards What i meant to say was what to John what do you have a can of tuna fish there? I had a, well now that you mentioned it. I will tell the story so i have a can of Pete's

2:08:46 Yeah, it was good. That's our rug Our associate executive producers, executive producers for show 1226 of the No Agenda podcast. Thank you all executive producers and associate executive producers for stepping up I'm afraid John's right is that as this moves on it'll affect everybody it's going to affect us too so thank you for supporting us for this program and these are of course like I think you could probably call it executive producer or associate executive producer of the no agenda Coronavirus special I think you should do that You could say episode 1226, but I think it's okay to say the coronavirus special That'll look really good on your curriculum. That'll look fantastic and your LinkedIn profile And all the other work at home profiles you're gonna have to create as a part of the New World Order Thank you and please consider us for our next clandestine broadcast will she'll be Sunday to support us go to vorac org slash n a

2:09:47 And we got to find out guidelines to help you talk through this about other people. Our formula is this, We go out...we hit people in the mouth. Shut up slave! I realized that I said it backwards What i meant to say was what to John what do you have a can of tuna fish there? I had a, well now that you mentioned it. I will tell the story so i have a can of Pete's

2:10:27 a caramel macchiato coffee in an iced coffee, in a can. And I got it at Gross Out, the grocery outlet they call it Gross Out and everything at Gross Out is like either experiment that went bad or sometimes a short fill but this one, I figured what it was the little tab opener doesn't work Oh, so it's defective packaging. It is a defective packaging and so you have to open it doesn't quite work and so I got up pounded with a pan they get the thing that opens this thing pour the coffee out excellent I find always it's always an adventure thank you for clarifying I feel we should be able to give our producers some tools

2:11:15 When they because you know, you saw the donations people think you're crazy. I mean what what can we? Recommend people do or say to those who are You know medium too severely freaked out and mainly about the dying part I guess I mean that the economic part there's reasons to be freaked out I mean, how economic parts problem. But the dying part? I would use this analogy about the flu deaths so far with the corona death so far and say this is the same population of people on a shouldn't we be more afraid of the flu than the coronavirus it's killing like three times as many now this This is not going to work if any idea how much If you post that on social media, I bet you get deleted

2:12:02 Oh, I thought you're talking about interaction like they were talking to somebody. Yeah, but I'm saying that people cannot believe... it doesn't work if you say that yeah but if it's coronavirus Italy and Iran! It doesn't work. I think the trick is to say two strains because you can show them the research paper. That gets scientific and complicated. Not really There's the L strain and the S strain. The L strain was in Wuhan, and due to direct travel between Italy Iran... So everyone all you in Ohio, you're all gonna die! Some will. You know unless you're in Ohio I'm not worried about it to be honest about it. Ohio though? I think they're doomed Are you doing Scott Adams Dale?

2:12:53 Because you need to stop that immediately. I did not do Scott Adams Dale and sounded like it didn't hold a little Kleenex unto my chin either Do you know what? I think is just beautiful in this moment people staying home all over Europe and now I have Christina is in Rotterdam, that's pretty much on lockdown although they're trying to go for herd immunity in the Netherlands so still trying everybody get it just everybody get is going to be fine. Then we have willow and Italy which is you know a lot of people dying its average age 81 they got hit very very hard but staying at home there's a problem everybody's at home Italy doesn't quite have the infrastructure we do but even United States were seeing this, you have bandwidth issues

2:13:52 Because everyone's at home clogging the network. And of course, the EUs – the ever smart European Union has net neutrality laws and these net neutrality laws prohibit the throttling of entertainment services But it looks like they're now starting to come back on that. Because it seems that exactly the scenario you and I have always painted, telemedicine your doctor needs to talk to you need to do a Skype call... That can't be slowed down by anything except your Netflix

2:14:28 So they have to now temporarily, they haven't done it yet but they will have to temporarily suspend net neutrality because the networks have to manage the traffic. They're going to have to degrade some streaming services Gaming is going to have to degrade I'm so happy we don't have that bullcrap here in America Well, yes. It's exactly the example we use! But it's exactly the example we use... Oh now it's okay? Oh yeah I guess now we go but emergency situation with me differently No you want networks to be able to control their network You do

2:15:06 Yeah, you do. They have to be honest about it And the next step? The next step they're gonna say...they're gonna ban it! They're gonna ban certain types of games or gaming at certain hours and they're going to shut it down your ISP will shut down your stupid game Put in a book put it in a book It's a benefit for the world at large Put it in the redbook. It's coming. It's coming Now I have a...before we get completely away from Corona which I want to do I want to play three clips that i've collected from the, because it's got a punchline at the end of the third clip is worth. This is the in nineteen seventy six there was a swine flu

2:15:48 bogus, fear-mongering media was all in event. About three years later 60 Minutes with Mike Wallace did a breakdown of it this is still old material and so it sounds old because I don't know before digital everything you do in the business you say grows hairs every time you make a dub or something. This one grew a few hairs And this is part of the longer report, and it's actually... We should just all familiarize ourselves with the 1976 swine flu non-epidemic that was going to kill everybody. Here we go! The flu season is upon us which time about this year? And what kind of shots will be told to take

2:16:37 Remember the swine flu scare of 1976? That was the year the US government told us all that swine flu could turn out to be a killer, that could spread across the nation. And Washington decided every man woman and child in the nation should get a shot Oh yeah I remember! To prevent nationwide outbreak A pandemic Well 46 million of us obediently took the shot And now 4,000 Americans are claiming damages from Uncle Sam amounting to $3.5 billion because of what happened when they took that shot By far the greatest number of the claims two-thirds of them are for neurological damage or even death allegedly triggered by the flu shot We pick up the story back in 1976 when the threat posed by the swine flu virus seemed very real indeed

2:17:23 This virus was the cause of a pandemic in 1918 and 1919 that resulted in over half-a-million deaths in the United States, as well as 20 million deaths around the world. See how easy it is to... Thus the US government's publicity machine was cranked into action to urge all America to protect itself against the swine flu menace. Influenza is serious business, during major flu epidemics millions of people are sick and thousands die but this year you can get protection The vaccines are safe easy-to-take and they can protect you against flu so roll up your sleeve protect yourself

2:18:05 One of those who did roll up her sleeve was Judy Roberts. She was perfectly healthy, an active woman when in November of 1976 she took her shot Two weeks later she says she began to feel a numbness starting up her legs I joked about it that time and said i'll be numbed at the knees by Friday if this keeps up By the following week I was totally paralyzed So completely paralyzed infact that they had to operate on her to enable her to breathe I love that you got this. This is fantastic! This is good stuff. And this, this is Mike Wallace. This is not some bull crap news report. This is like the real deal

2:18:50 So he goes on and they talk about her for now, about five or six minutes. I could flip through most of that and got it because it was just the horror story of this poor woman called quadriplegic. They finally got her after years they got her back so she could stand up but that was about it anyway goes on and gets closer to the real joke of the whole thing let's continue with part two Judy why did you take the flu shot? I'd never taken any other flu shots, but I felt like this was going to be a major epidemic. And the only way to prevent a major epidemic of really deadly variety of flu was for everybody be immunized. Where did this so-called deadly variety of flu, where did it first hit back in 1976? It began right here at Fort Dixon New Jersey in January of that year when a number of recruits began to complain of respiratory illness something like the common cold

2:19:45 An army doctor here sent samples of their throat cultures to the New Jersey Public Health Lab to find out just what kind of bug was going around here. One of those samples was from a private David Lewis who had left his sickbed to go on a forced march. Private Lewis had collapsed on that march and the sergeant had revived him by mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but the sergeant showed no signs of illness. A few days later, Private Lewis died." Okay, so this is how it started and then so we have the sergeant curiously gave him mouth-to-mouth and never caught the thing. And there's other guys all survived too but now the funny part where are we check in with the CDC or the guy that was a head of the CDC at the time went into private enterprise? It's just funny you'll see

2:20:34 If this disease is so potentially fatal that it's going to kill a young, healthy man middle-aged school teacher doesn't have prayer. The New Jersey lab identified most of those soldiers throat cultures as the normal kind of flu virus going around back here but they could not make out what kinda virus was in the culture from the dead soldier and from four others who were sick So they sent those cultures to the Federal Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia for further study. A few days later they got the verdict... swine flu! But that much publicized outbreak of swine flu at Fort Dix involved only Private Lewis who died and those four other soldiers who recovered completely without the swine flu shot

2:21:15 If I had known at that time, that the boy had been in a sickbed got up went out on a forced march and then collapsed and died. I would never have taken the shot The rationale for our recommendation was not on the basis of death of single individual but it was on the basis when we do see change in characteristics of influenza virus It is massive public health problem in this country Dr. David Sensor, then head of the CDC, the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta is now in private industry He devised the swine flu program and he pushed it You began to give flu shots to the American people on October 1st By that time how many cases of swine flu around the world had been reported? There had been several reported but none confirmed

2:22:08 There had been cases in Australia that were reported by the press, by the news media. There were cases in... None confirmed! Did you ever uncover any other outbreaks of swine flu? Anywhere in the world? No. Oh my God! Still got a jingle for 1976 Were there any cases reported? No. Confirmed none, zero! No nothing so this scam has been going on for so long oh brother yeah it's kind of disappointing It's well it's disappointing that we have not learned anything We've not learned to figure out that you're being scammed

2:23:05 My voice cracked on that one. Lucy and the football! It really is, well I stake my reputation almost on this April 6 deadline... I'm giving you four days either way Thank you but I still think we're gonna be spot-on On the 6th. It has to we can't keep anything closed Trump knows it and I have I am very very happy I'll show my bias here, but I'm happy that Trump is the one in the middle of this scam because I think either he Has figured it out and he's playing along until they can do whatever he needs to do or he's just dumb luck

2:23:53 But I'm happy it's not Hillary Clinton. Oh, can you imagine? We'd be so... well we'd be in chains! She was on Fareed Zakaria and brought up the Bought up the coronavirus and she got a little confused in what administration she was in but okay The president has said that some there are some things the Obama administration did That he questions. He says that the Obama administration didn't handle the swine flu Well, he talks about how it changed change some of the parameters of testing What do you think?

2:24:38 Well, I don't think the facts support that assessment. In fact what we do know is that The SARS epidemic which happened in the very beginning of the Obama administration because actually SARS was the Bush Administration But will let you slide you got confused What we do know is that The SARS epidemic, which happened in the very beginning of the Obama administration because I was Secretary of State at that time really was a full court press by the administration. Yeah, press! That's all he did was press to be sure that every level not only national state and local but globally United States was part of the response

2:25:23 The Centers for Disease Control had been given the responsibility under the Obama administration to be vigilant and try to get ahead of where viruses like this were formulating, especially if they were animal-to-people transmission viruses. So there was a lot that was done under the Obama administration and in fact the Trump administration severely cut back the CDC budget cut back on this program of overseas vigilance. But I don't think it's a time to point fingers, whether it's from the past or from the present." What a horrible human being! Lies says oh yeah heavy cuts in overseas what you call it? Overseas monitoring or something... Oh yeah that's what but I don't want to point fingers she shouldn't point fingers me and hell froze over as Hillary's hair salon mate

2:26:20 They meet up in Paris where Pierre does their hair. Dana Bash on CNN! First of all, before you continue I want to just give you the dates on this that SARS outbreak was 2002 yeah shortly after 9-11 Yeah To 2004 what is she talking about? Yeah well she doesn't want to point fingers So here is her hair salon mate, Dana Donabash on CNN. Hell froze over! I mean look this is just coming back to where this conversation started after the press conference. I hear what Sanjay's saying about Tony Fauci giving you know a little bit more wiggle room than others

2:27:04 But if you look at the big picture, this was remarkable from the president of the United States. This is a nonpartisan. This is an important thing to note and to applaud from an American standpoint, from a human standpoint. He is being the kind of leader that people need, at least in tone today and yesterday, in tone that people need and want and yearn for in times of crisis and uncertainty Wow. Wow, didn't see that one coming? Wow. But by the way I think Hillary was having a Joe Biden moment because I think MERS...I'm looking at MERS up here it was the MERS thing she's talking about she's talking about SARS and MERS is totally different it was in the Middle East and everyone got over here wasn't anything like this so like SARS was we just do want to point out that uh the president has you know she's called a national

2:28:00 emergency, he has enacted the Stafford Act which puts FEMA boots on the ground. Which may or may not be good and FEMA... They got a lot of spooky business going on in FEMA so I don't know how much or how well that can be controlled but then the Military Production Defense Act I think it's called This is a cool one and I have to say what I'm looking at this now from now on out. I'm just looking at the PR aspects That's why I like the team that the president has I like dr.. Burke's, I like the the Admiral Fauci

2:28:44 He talks too much, then he'll... Before you condemn Fauci I will say this. Fauci's being condemned by the right-wingers the left wingers. I listen to a lot of left wing talk shows too and he's being condemned because he won't confirm all the bad news! Yeah but.. I don't understand why Fauci doesn't say we should be under lockdown and Fauci doesn't do this, Fauci doesn't do that It's hilarious to listen to this stuff. And I'm not a fan of Fauci because, you know he's benefited very well over the years from his research. He...I think he has patents on many vaccines but in general he started Tuesday he started to speak a little more positive wasn't kind like I don't know could be forever! You know now someone is giving him a little bit of training there

2:29:38 And then when the president, it just looks good when he says boom here's your hospital ship. Boom there's one in California! That looks... have you seen that thing? It has a thousand beds and seven operating rooms. For all 11 corona patients would be great because more than enough room. They're going to get sweets But this is, I agree with Dana Bash. This is what people need to see the scam is in most people In fact 99.9% of people do not understand they're very worried amygdala's already swollen They're only getting the approved bull crap online that we started at the top of the show

2:30:17 Everything you see is approved, approved by the AI rules or whatever it is. So you're not getting the type of information we're telling you. You are not getting anything? I'm ain't getting anythin'. Nothing for you. Let's have two more clips to play. Alright I got Pence, these are both...I categorize these as WTF clips because they have some element that's odd. This is Pence who was the head of the thing trying to do it this is Pence on closing the Canadian border President, as you all were also announced today that by mutual consent the northern border to Canada will be closed to non-essential travel. This does not include essential travel or transit of goods, but it was through mutual discussion that took place this morning between the President and Prime Minister Trudeau and the Department of Homeland Security will be effectuating that decision

2:31:11 The whole thing was weird because Trudeau didn't want to, he wanted to let Americans come back and forth or spend money. But they stopped that okay but that's not the weirder clip where there may be some truth wants to come out is in this Pence on FEMA clip. As the president said last week in signing the Stafford Act, he stood up the National Response Coordination Center and today at the President's direction, FEMA has gone to level one. FEMA's mission is to support disasters that are locally executed state managed and federally supported locally executed? No, they're to support disasters.

2:31:54 Hold on a second. I know, let me hear it again As the president said last week in signing the Stafford Act He stood up the National Response Coordination Center and today at the President's direction FEMA has gone to level one FEMA's mission is to support disasters that are locally executed state managed and federally supported Yeah, yeah, I think you're right but it's what I said as well they support This that is locally executed disaster. They support, yes exactly That's what he said they support local and are locally executed disaster around here is the shutdown It's exactly what it is Oh brother I mean FEMA is a black box man No one really knows which FEMA does We see the boots on the ground but

2:32:52 Back in the day when I had registered MTV.com, this is in the day of the Gopher server This was a headless... just a little bit of lore A Headless Son 3 that ran at Digex Digex was in Alexandria Virginia No, Reston. Reston Virginia. Yeah yeah. They were above a Chinese restaurant and these were just like dudes named Ben and Robert Seastrom I've lost track of him RS

2:33:28 He said yeah, you take a look around and take a look at it now. But you can't go over there What's that? That's the FEMA. It's the FEMA black boxes Now they got all kinds of stuff running on that and it was just no dark set of racks This is 92 93 And everyone's like, oh yeah when these guys come in we all have to vacate. We can't have our guns in here if they come in it's all kinds of stuff going on so from then from that point on I've always thought hmm FEMA more than just tents and rubber boats I'd say right by the way before we go to the segment. Yeah, I want to try a two-eye two eyes so as I found Good good good. I'm ready for today you're gonna be short. Yep Thank this came from the first one is cannot trust a hippie this came from NCIS LA You can never trust a hippie

2:34:19 This is an old-school slogan though. This is a, you know Never trust the hippie wasn't that was it the Ramones who did the song never trust a hippie? I don't know. I like it. I like it Do what then we have the other one which is a competitor Sorry, oh you have it you found it play. Yeah. I know there's a political line. I understand China's terrible awful nothing ever good It's funny, but it's too long for end of show. This is the this is... Is that the five second one? I thought you had a shorter version Oh, oh mate let me see this is what do you play? Five seconds. It said China never good ISO

2:35:01 Okay, we'll play it one more time. I know there's a political line. I understand China is terrible awful nothing ever good Let me check the other one You can never trust a hippie no the other was so crystal clear yeah just from the broadcasting perspective It's just but said but from a broadcast perspective that Hippie is a little chopped off you can never trust a hippie That is a fail. Oh, I don't think So what are we going with? Well, I mean if you want to play the long The five seconds of it Bernie but I thought I'd clipped it down to just a blah blah blah thing Well, I can do that. Oops. Hold on. Yeah, why don't we do that? Whereas it cannot China and never good We can do that How about here nothing ever good Roger all along

2:35:57 There or you want it further back like here, here we go. China's terrible awful nothing ever good... Yeah that now that's an end of show but here is here it is here this China's terrible awful nothing ever good... yeah okay sold sold sold I'm putting it in let me just mark it China's... yeah okay perfect And with that, I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that? Oh yeah! That'd be fab! Yeah on NO AGENDA in the morning... We wanted to mention we will have a little more show today because i have the report from the debates which yes looking forward to that so it's not a lot there but no but it's well worth it because there was a debate

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2:51:12 All right. We have a couple of things to talk about before we wrap this puppy up with the bow. First of all, let's talk about the... did you watch the debates? I did! The audience... the debates with no audience. It was a debate it was one debate and i did watch it and i wondered why we have a woman from Colombia as a moderator because Univision was the co-sponsor of the debate. I know but what does Univision have to do with US elections

2:52:08 Isn't that a South American company? Am I wrong Mexican, I think oh Then it makes total sense. Okay Well That was the first time they did that or to have they had other you did that guy from you know They had they had that other character The guys are too his Trump Yeah like like this one didn't hate her she was saying some crazy stuff too wasn't that the one who It was like hounding Biden about or Bernie about something. Maybe I'm thinking of a different lady, but you've got the report. I only have two low-incredible things that we've gotten into it. Yeah you've got the report. I got the bickering clip which is kind of funny

2:52:46 uh... this is the display that this debate best exchange to two guys are big carrying in the union the idea that bernie implies where he says things speaking of negative ads my lord bernie you're on and i'd say and i'm opposed to social security dot politifact says as a stack flatline and at the washington post said it's a flat line or well let me ask your question job yeah right here with me gap have you been along before the senate you were in the center for a few years now time and time again talking about the necessity with pride, about cutting Social Security, cutting Medicare, cutting veterans programs. No! You never said that? No! Alright America go to the website right now, go to YouTube right now Time after time you were not a fan of Bowles Simpson I was not a fan of Bowles... You were not a fan of the balanced budget amendment which called for cuts in social security

2:53:44 Come on, Joe. You won't look here's the honest guy one of you is so true mistakes I am telling the truth you said that I in fact Why am i rated 96% by the social security organizations? Why am I viewed as a strong all that I say have laid out how I will increase Social Security like that out. I have laid out how I'm going to make that it is in fact paid for go to Joe Biden calm look at me Jake This is literally two guys in the park yelling over checkers. This is this is without video. It's even better Oh

2:54:22 I'm going to make sure that it is in fact paid for. Go to JoeBiden.com, look at my exchange with Paul Ryan on his desire to try and privatize and or cut Social Security and understand how he manipulated the bill. Here he comes! Alright, alright. Joe let me repeat it again. I want you just be straight with the American people- I am going to trap you. I am saying that you have been on the floor of the Senate time and time again talking about the need to cut Social Security, Medicare and veterans programs. Is that true or is that not? No it's not true. That is not true?! That is not true! What is true is in terms of negotiations are taking place how to deal with a deficit everything was on the table I did not support any of those cuts and social security or in veterans benefits... Whoa whoa whoa

2:55:12 Everything was on the table. All right, you're right You just said it including in your judgment cuts the Social Security investment in order to get the kinds of changes We need on other things related Joe, but I don't know what we did not cut it I know because people like me help stop that but Joe you just contradict Joe you just contradicted yourself Oh, you didn't get the best part Go to the YouTube No, that was in there. It was right at the beginning! I didn't hear THE YouTube in that one... Did he say it right at the beginning of that? Yeah, it was early in the clip Oh, for some reason... Go tell your people to go to YouTube! He said THE YouTube Well, he may have said DA YouTube The idea that... THE YouTube! GO TO THE YOUTUBE!

2:56:02 Who's gonna vote for those guys? Well either one of them, but Bernie is losing it because he let Biden over talk over him. He dominated Bernie and I think it hurt Bernie and if that didn't hurt Bernie... Here's where Bernie this 31 second clip, I believe this is what lost him any chance of getting the nomination. It just phases he's weak. Did China make progress in ending extreme poverty over the last 50 years? That's a no. That's like saying Jack the Ripper... No, it's not! Yes it is! This is the problem we can't talk I know there's a political line I understand China's terrible awful nothing ever good but the fact of the matter is China of course as an authoritarian society that's what I just said It's a dictatorship that's what I just said five minutes ago you know

2:56:51 And by the way, you know the question that was asked quoted Barack Obama. So really you thought... He says yes but yeah I okay we get this a short clip we can play it again i think he said you know? You know? First he said you know twice and then he said I already said that already said that I said that five minutes ago and then he goes on and on and just like he's like weak! He's playing a defensive game and he's losing to Biden?! I mean, the fact that I think Biden kicked his ass in this debate is that was it for Bernie. But this, I thought epitomized it you can play to play it again and you just sense the sense it since he's losing it did China make progress and ending extreme poverty over the last 50 years? That's a no. That's like saying Jack the Ripper. No, it's not. Yes, it is. This is the problem we can't talk with. Yeah, I know there's a political line. I understand China's terrible awful.

2:57:46 have a good... but the fact of the matter is China, of course is an authoritarian society. It's what I just said! It's a dictatorship that's what I just said five minutes ago you know and by the way you know the question that was asked quoted Barack Obama yeah it the whole debate was just useless it looked like two losers beyond their sell-by date And that's really how it felt. It was just like, oh man these guys... and then it just kind of got drowned in everything and you know Biden was calling it Ebola and Bernie was calling it SARS and they could even say coronavirus right? Just didn't make any sense! It was pathetic. It was pathetic. It really was. But has Bernie now suspended his campaign I believe?

2:58:41 I didn't hear this. Is this today? Yeah, yesterday i think let's double check that somehow Sanders suspends a pretty sure campaign after he had his ass handed to him on Tuesday. Oh here we go Let's see what it says Axios apologizes after falsely reporting Sanders suspended presidential campaign Oh, I got but he's reading axios who shouldn't be this is how this is how it goes Bernie Sanders has not suspended his presidential campaign. So whether you know, I guess he deleted oh they deactivated the 2020 campaign Facebook ads and

2:59:29 Well, that's a good way to win. If that's not a suspension I don't know what is but okay well we're talking about ads i do have one clip i want to pull it get out of the way well this will be this is uh there's a house ad that chunk runs on young turks and this is a part of it and it's about how he really thinks that well he thinks as a jip that bernie's not getting the nomination but he thinks that the democrats are going to sweep And he's very cocky about it. This guy is really, this guy is skewed individual but let's play the Cenk House ad. Tick tock tick tock. Where's the line? We've crossed every line you can imagine. We are a socialist country. It's socialism for the rich. Tick tock tick tock

3:00:23 You don't have to know the truth, just believe what they tell you. There is no bounds to their monstrous hypocrisy. Tick-tock! I think we're going to win the Senate in 2020 and i think we're gonna have the House and I think we're gonna have the Presidency. Tick-tock! And in 2020 we're going to clean your clock and we're gonna run you out of town and we're gonna have an actual democracy in this country November of 2020 could also be potentially the greatest day of our lives. Oh I'm glad you, uh, I'm glad you played this now I figured it out he...it makes total sense He wants to be the Alex Jones of The Good Guys That's what he's trying to do here TikTok, the whole music Yeah! He is totally trying to do it and I'll bet that why he hates Alex Jones so much

3:01:15 I can do that better. I could do the same thing, but we'll just make it for the good guys The White Hats that's what you remember their time that chunk was doing this Yeah, they got really got into almost a fist of cuffs yeah, and he was doing alive Spot at one of the conventions or something in Jones and stone Walked right onto his set made a big Under the set and me and just it was just it was rude by the way But funny. Yeah, well I'm calling it and i think we need to go back to our battle stations as we continue our lockdown situation you be careful old man be careful old man I mean that with... Podcasters stop podcasting! Podcasters stop podcasting And I say that with love Coming up next on noagenderstream.com Nick the rat from The Sewer That's uh guess is last night's replay You will enjoy that End of show mixes We got a few We've got Shelly's daughter

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3:02:56 Adios, mofos! And such. Stop podcasting! Please Lord, help me! Help me! The American electorate is savvy. We sort out all of these different claims and accusations and we then decide what kind of future we're willing to bet on by who we vote for. Oh, we're off script here

3:04:10 God, god I've lived a good life. I went to a lot of places and did a lot of things that looking back on it would be worried if some young woman today did some of that One day i was up in the library The library blocked my password Well then you gotta get into the arena Our backyards touched And I got very close to her and couldn't bring myself or touch her arm What is this about? You know, there's just something about you that pisses me off. Screw you! I think that we were by no means perfect We started being besieged by these vile accusations... I don't understand it. I've never understood this and i probably will go to my grave not understanding it. I really do a good job. I'm the most investigated innocent person in America

3:05:07 See, that's why this is not just politics. It's deep cultural stuff What you see is what you get Cognitive dissonance You know I kill people, I rob people... I never really stopped to think about it, I just did At first we bought the news Oh! It was quite a shock We're rushing through all your toilet paper But the stores are out of stock But its okay A COVID vacation All thanks to COVID-19.

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